why are we still watching Riverdale...

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  • Опубликовано: 5 янв 2025

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  • @professordekarios
    @professordekarios 4 года назад +3451

    veronica: my dad is dying
    alex: this probably isn't a big deal right now

    • @simplyjuannie5128
      @simplyjuannie5128 4 года назад +29

      😂😂😂

    • @sakonan4883
      @sakonan4883 4 года назад +91

      Hey, if Archie getting mauled by a bear isn't a big deal, then this ain't too lmao

    • @noamsfilm
      @noamsfilm 4 года назад +4

      Lol

    • @anasm.5192
      @anasm.5192 4 года назад +6

      @@sakonan4883 lmao😂😂😂

  • @moosedraw3731
    @moosedraw3731 4 года назад +2792

    “He’s been diagnosed with a debilitating disease”
    Yea but which one?

    • @MissBrittneyofCourse
      @MissBrittneyofCourse 4 года назад +294

      Doesn't matter, just like the rest of the plot.

    • @jINAkai
      @jINAkai 4 года назад +130

      @@MissBrittneyofCourse doesn't matter ,just like the whole series

    • @hannatara02
      @hannatara02 4 года назад +5

      It’s probably MS

    • @dami5154
      @dami5154 4 года назад +60

      the ends is literally gonna be "and it was all a dream"

    • @tobosauce3404
      @tobosauce3404 4 года назад +4

      all of them

  • @annaneedshelp7729
    @annaneedshelp7729 4 года назад +3578

    riverdale summarised: let me introduce to you a little something that wont matter in the next episode

    • @neegas3490
      @neegas3490 4 года назад +10

      😂

    • @sourcherry5619
      @sourcherry5619 4 года назад +47

      “Hey you remember that thing that was never got brought up again from season one? No? Yeah me neither lol”

    • @kiyoponnn
      @kiyoponnn 4 года назад +5

      @@sourcherry5619 *neither.(I don't care if you're quoting someone because you didn't use sic)

    • @sarahxo2317
      @sarahxo2317 4 года назад +13

      i thought jughead’s ‘death’ was gonna be a major plot throughout the season and change the group dynamics of the show but nah resolved in 2 episodes😂

    • @patax144
      @patax144 4 года назад +7

      Yes and the whole Stonewall prep plot? Done like the season could have ended on last night's episode everything seemed closed happy and not crazy at all for once towards the end, but next ep is the musical and everyone is going drag for no reason, so buckle up everyone

  • @nicholedowns6091
    @nicholedowns6091 4 года назад +5876

    “I am the daughter of the Black Hood”
    Weird flex but ok

    • @nitrosherbert888
      @nitrosherbert888 4 года назад +14

      I don't get it

    • @ariana6006
      @ariana6006 4 года назад +54

      Lmfaooo that’s what I was thinking too🤣🤣🤣

    • @senseinuuh
      @senseinuuh 4 года назад +31

      "I got raped" weird flex but ok

    • @larissajenkins6856
      @larissajenkins6856 4 года назад +2

      realy? hahahahahah

    • @rusty5873
      @rusty5873 4 года назад +20

      Literally the first thing that came to my mind when she said that LMAO

  • @tylerblack3962
    @tylerblack3962 4 года назад +4238

    Betty: “And im coming for you, you BRONTOSAURUS”
    I love Alex’s censorship.

    • @nailsonpointbynina
      @nailsonpointbynina 4 года назад +34

      Tyler Black I died on this one 😂

    • @thenintendogamer1542
      @thenintendogamer1542 4 года назад +14

      I knew he said this and i still laughed

    • @basically_this
      @basically_this 4 года назад +5

      Omg! I was looking for someone for a comment regarding this! Thanks!

    • @sakonan4883
      @sakonan4883 4 года назад

      For some reason that sounds sexist 😂
      Kind of like if you called a girl a giraffe lmao

  • @leen8469
    @leen8469 4 года назад +2783

    betty: i'm the daughter of the black hood and i'm coming for you, you psycho b-
    alex: *brontosaurus*

  • @valencian
    @valencian 4 года назад +12124

    I don’t even watch Riverdale, I only watch Alex’s recaps about the show

  • @larkito3279
    @larkito3279 4 года назад +2557

    I can’t wait for them to reveal it was actually written by a fifteen year old aspiring wattpad artist

    • @wusaart5331
      @wusaart5331 4 года назад +24

      Larkito 32 lmaooooo I would say don’t come for this group of watty writers but I’m 14 so go ahead

    • @sus_amongus7097
      @sus_amongus7097 4 года назад +67

      A 14 could do better writing than good old Riverdale
      Ps: don't share your age online!

    • @dedlyd0lz
      @dedlyd0lz 4 года назад +21

      Okay time to reveal it.... I wrote it on wattpad in 1887 idk who stole my idea tho 😂

    • @jessietran452
      @jessietran452 4 года назад +11

      Tbh I've read better on wattpad lol but this is the weird 14year old writting odd 5sos fanfic or one direction fanfic lol

    • @oliviaburke2294
      @oliviaburke2294 4 года назад +3

      That would explain so much.

  • @PC-zu6jm
    @PC-zu6jm 4 года назад +4254

    The way Betty says “I’m the daughter of the black hood” like they didn’t have a whole ass season of them hating the black hood for killing everyone

    • @Nakkita432
      @Nakkita432 4 года назад +108

      Itlum Aep FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT

    • @turduckie
      @turduckie 4 года назад +99

      Imo, I believe she accepted that part of that identity despite hating it. I could be wrong

    • @eye63
      @eye63 4 года назад +16

      She is accepting

    • @Treychik
      @Treychik 4 года назад +14

      Who cares at this point? :/

    • @kintokatt7004
      @kintokatt7004 4 года назад +12

      It's like how black people call each other the n-word and LGBTQ people are calling themselves queer. It was a bad hated word but they are accepting and owning the word now

  • @al_fletcher
    @al_fletcher 4 года назад +5140

    “The Suite Life of Jughead Jones”; you were waiting a long time to use that one, weren’t you?

    • @alishaghayas8232
      @alishaghayas8232 4 года назад +81

      😂😂😂😂😂 i kept waiting for that in each of his riverdale videos

    • @reneguerrero9243
      @reneguerrero9243 4 года назад +15

      Alasdair Chi lol had me dead

    • @00AgentKrabie
      @00AgentKrabie 4 года назад +5

      @@reneguerrero9243 Lmao, me too.

    • @shellybelly445
      @shellybelly445 4 года назад +1

      Where was that again??

    • @rebiyasuleman4608
      @rebiyasuleman4608 4 года назад +9

      yeh going go yale,obsessed with books......dang cody martin

  • @fourdoorsmoresmores
    @fourdoorsmoresmores 4 года назад +6743

    If Jughead doesnt get an evil twin played by Dylan Sprouse I will be sad

    • @user-ve5hr4pi7e
      @user-ve5hr4pi7e 4 года назад +440

      Dylan said in a interview that he’d wanted to stay away from the spotlight and prefers doing “smaller films” so that’s unlikely to happen😔

    • @DeeL3
      @DeeL3 4 года назад +621

      @@user-ve5hr4pi7e aka Dylan does not want to be associated with this hot mess of a tv show.

    • @user-ve5hr4pi7e
      @user-ve5hr4pi7e 4 года назад +93

      D. L. That too😂

    • @little_flitter
      @little_flitter 4 года назад +91

      No, don't give them ideas

    • @taradesmond3487
      @taradesmond3487 4 года назад +52

      i was literally just thinking this the other night. Even just for one episode. Literally just to see Dylan hahah

  • @notagenius3759
    @notagenius3759 4 года назад +1235

    "Oh my goodness, up is down, black is white, Cole is Dylan." haha

  • @jackthomas1863
    @jackthomas1863 4 года назад +2442

    I feel like the riverdale writing is now so weird that it’s like a roadside accident, you know you shouldn’t, but you can’t not look

    • @suckmydong2404
      @suckmydong2404 4 года назад +5

      That describes it perfectly

    • @rebekkiej
      @rebekkiej 4 года назад

      Its always been like that

    • @Idkmynameiskj
      @Idkmynameiskj 4 года назад +1

      Leah Martinez As I quiet kid that try’s to make other people laugh with dumb jokes (cuz i know I can’t be happy)I can back that up.

    • @jacobrengen
      @jacobrengen 4 года назад

      Jack Thomas duuuuuuude that’s right

  • @nessbsam
    @nessbsam 4 года назад +4707

    I swear the last episode of Riverdale will be like: jughead closes a book and we will see that aaaaall the stories were just part of jugs book and nothing ever happened in real life and they all just have a normal life and that's it

    • @lovegold3225
      @lovegold3225 4 года назад +396

      I hope that's how it ends

    • @blankness8
      @blankness8 4 года назад +464

      I genuinely hope that's how it ends. It's that trashy, lazy ending that like 60% of people wrote when they were in 3rd grade - in other words, the perfect conclusion to a crazy show like this lol

    • @nekkobat6876
      @nekkobat6876 4 года назад +244

      That would make a hell of a lot more sense than the producers trying to get us to believe this is real life lmao

    • @nessbsam
      @nessbsam 4 года назад +72

      @@blankness8 totally agree!
      I mean it's still fiction and a comic but even for that the stuff that went on is too weird hahaha
      And it's the only ending that would make sense, also with jug always being the narrator throughout the series

    • @rhaena8259
      @rhaena8259 4 года назад +43

      that's what I was also expecting, that his death was just in the book, since he was writing some creepy story earlier on the show. didn't expect them to reveal him being alive so soon.

  • @MultiverseAsheville
    @MultiverseAsheville 4 года назад +2688

    “You psycho BRONTOSAURUS” is now my go-to slam.

    • @annarose9177
      @annarose9177 4 года назад +14

      Multiverse 😂😂

    • @xackwerley9184
      @xackwerley9184 4 года назад +27

      I died at that part. I laughed for like 5 minutes straight 😂

    • @square_kirby7852
      @square_kirby7852 4 года назад +3

      Dang it! I knew someone was gonna beat me to making this comment. Well played👏🏻

    • @calm_crescent6187
      @calm_crescent6187 4 года назад +3

      It actually sounds like an insult riverdale writers would use 😂

  • @gunaymuradova4633
    @gunaymuradova4633 4 года назад +3153

    I cringed so hard when Veronica started crying. It seemed so fake and didn’t give any feels lol

    • @sarahxo2317
      @sarahxo2317 4 года назад +162

      Same especially since Veronica’s storyline since the start of s3 has been taking her father down.

    • @lowri3387
      @lowri3387 4 года назад +184

      Honestly if you were camila, could you be bothered to put any effort whatsoever into such a shitty tv show? Ye.....me neither

    • @joybowerman6516
      @joybowerman6516 4 года назад +2

      Yeah and it went down so fast i mean I didn’t have any time to think about what was going on

    • @sus_amongus7097
      @sus_amongus7097 4 года назад +22

      Camilla tries her hardest with what she's given

    • @eliizabvth
      @eliizabvth 4 года назад +3

      Günay Muradova IKR I THOUGHT IT WAS SO FORCED

  • @jkaygoulet
    @jkaygoulet 4 года назад +2641

    "He has been diagnosed with a debilitating disease." - because that's how normal people talk.

    • @sebandrews4395
      @sebandrews4395 4 года назад +134

      “Lumbago. It’s a slow and painful death, very serious” - Uncle

    • @iwantmorewood
      @iwantmorewood 4 года назад +37

      Captain Biscuit don’t laugh. we will all catch lumbago one day. uncle was just warning us.

    • @alekdanelle5091
      @alekdanelle5091 4 года назад +3

      Jenni K. A as

    • @ju4368
      @ju4368 4 года назад +12

      Hbvhbv i thought that was the name of the disease I’m so stupid

    • @ioncekilledamanwithmyshoe
      @ioncekilledamanwithmyshoe 4 года назад +3

      Jenni K. THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING!

  • @Akursedtime
    @Akursedtime 4 года назад +2876

    Veronica: He's been diagnosed with a debilitating disease.
    Me: Can't you just say "He's really sick" like most people in that type of situation.

    • @Popoola_18
      @Popoola_18 4 года назад +52

      Or just say cancer there so extra

    • @helixsapphire2718
      @helixsapphire2718 4 года назад +19

      well, being “really sick” doesn’t equal dying lol

    • @Akursedtime
      @Akursedtime 4 года назад +58

      @@helixsapphire2718 true but when it comes to being emotional about someone's welfare we don't really say diagnosis or debilitating. It's mostly medical dialogue and Veronica is just a high school student.
      And also Riverdales dialogue has always been weird. Lol. I can't get over Classic Ne'er do well. When it should have been troublemaker

    • @leahkristine
      @leahkristine 4 года назад +6

      From their vague description in the show I'm getting that he's intended to have muscular dystrophy or ALS, probably the latter..something degenerative that attacks your muscles over time and is potentially fatal. But they probably aren't allowed to use outright medical terms in a fictional television show? Not sure, but that's how it seems to me.

    • @Елена-о4н2т
      @Елена-о4н2т 4 года назад +31

      @@leahkristine Maybe they don't want to name a disorder because they want the freedom to make daddy suffer from a variety of wacky symptoms - without the backlash that comes with a bad portrayal of a horrible disease \(・◡・)/

  • @mikey_m114
    @mikey_m114 4 года назад +5930

    the only reason I’m happy that Riverdale is still going on is because we get more of these incredible videos

    • @lawfang2311
      @lawfang2311 4 года назад +29

      At this point

    • @trinaq
      @trinaq 4 года назад +81

      Indeed, Alex suffers through this show so we don't have to! 😅

    • @hops110
      @hops110 4 года назад +8

      Mikey M :D - Lmaooo, yes.

    • @mrs.sheeran399
      @mrs.sheeran399 4 года назад +7

      Haha that’s so true😂

    • @queencobraclub7202
      @queencobraclub7202 4 года назад +7

      EXACTLY

  • @missmakeda
    @missmakeda 4 года назад +2626

    If they wanted us to believe jughead was actually dead they shouldn’t have had him continue to narrate the story💀

    • @eleonor_rosa
      @eleonor_rosa 4 года назад +119

      EXACTLY

    • @caitlinh.5606
      @caitlinh.5606 4 года назад +96

      I know I was excited that riverdale was getting interesting at the end of s3, but jughead was literally there throughout the whole entire s4 even though he was “dead.” I stg the writers r amazing.

    • @sus_amongus7097
      @sus_amongus7097 4 года назад +33

      He's a gHoSt nArRaToR 👻

    • @magicalwizard9539
      @magicalwizard9539 4 года назад +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @evilmcsceech2858
      @evilmcsceech2858 4 года назад +3

      THATS HOW I FELT

  • @retro404
    @retro404 4 года назад +7444

    Because even though it’s gone off the rails I am committed now and want to see where it all ends. My guess is Archie goes to North Korea for a gap year and brings democracy to the country in a shirtless montage.

    • @lucydiaas8421
      @lucydiaas8421 4 года назад +54

      Lmao

    • @aur9035
      @aur9035 4 года назад +122

      @Cassandra Royalty because.
      (That's basically the whole movie)

    • @evelina5583
      @evelina5583 4 года назад +143

      @Cassandra Royalty because anything is possible in Riverdale

    • @つばさ-t8c
      @つばさ-t8c 4 года назад +143

      my theory is that we'll get more. Aliens. Time travel. alternative realities. Yes, it's riverdale. They will time travel naturally like how teenagers naturally go to school everyday

    • @lydiastubbs4762
      @lydiastubbs4762 4 года назад +54

      I know you're joking but literally watch this happen in like two seasons.

  • @R-E-Tudor
    @R-E-Tudor 4 года назад +2052

    This show is so ridiculous that when that guy referred to Betty as ‘ponytail’ I literally thought for a second that it was some new character’s name 😂🤦‍♀️

    • @sonnypark5641
      @sonnypark5641 4 года назад +77

      I know. Riverdale sucks. It’s such a bad show. They are so cringe. They have people escape with rockets and they have these ridiculous mythical creatures like wtf.

    • @ENTERTAINMENT-tc3uq
      @ENTERTAINMENT-tc3uq 4 года назад +18

      @@sonnypark5641 I watched maybe half of episode 1 and thar was enough for me.
      No bullshh for me.
      Katty Keene us just cheese but beter than the nonsense in Riverdale. I skip all the singing scenes its the perfect show to pass time ,😂

    • @sonnypark5641
      @sonnypark5641 4 года назад +26

      ENTERTAINMENT when they started turning Riverdale into a musical that’s when I lost my patience with the show and I knew to start hating it.

    • @trinaq
      @trinaq 4 года назад +4

      I know, they all have such ridiculous names, that they're imposes to take seriously! 🤣

    • @iciajay6891
      @iciajay6891 4 года назад +4

      Omg yessss

  • @aswinprasad1011
    @aswinprasad1011 4 года назад +1197

    "why are we still watching Riverdale?"
    Because Evelyn evernever has us under a mind controlling spell

    • @sakonan4883
      @sakonan4883 4 года назад +11

      Aswin Prasad the real question is
      Why is ALEX still watching Riverdale 😂

    • @alyssacrawford1157
      @alyssacrawford1157 4 года назад +2

      Aswin Prasad I wish that were true because I would have some kind of excuse

    • @sharksthedevil9612
      @sharksthedevil9612 4 года назад

      Aswin Prasad 😂😂😂😂

    • @aliminator1310
      @aliminator1310 4 года назад

      IT ALL MAKES SENSE!!!

  • @ChibiKawaii3
    @ChibiKawaii3 4 года назад +455

    "Doing what teenagers do" you can tell the script was written by people who haven't been teenagers in centuries

  • @78jujubs
    @78jujubs 4 года назад +1543

    If this ends up being Jughead’s book, that would be the laziest ending. It’s the equivalent of going: “it was all a dream” everything was for naught and literally nothing mattered.

    • @sophiaprocter9728
      @sophiaprocter9728 4 года назад +44

      literally nothing matters at all

    • @NoPowerintheVerse
      @NoPowerintheVerse 4 года назад +51

      There is exactly one show that nailed the “It was all a dream” trope. It was called Newhart. I’m guessing there’s not a big overlap between people who watched that show and this one. 😂😂 Basically the main character from Newhart had had a show prior and when Newhart ended he woke up and it was the set from the original show with the same actress who played his wife in the original show. Everyone loved it. I’ve never seen a show since that was able to do it in a way everyone didn’t hate.

    • @icecreamhero2375
      @icecreamhero2375 4 года назад +5

      @@NoPowerintheVerse Family Guy nailed it with Stewie kills Lois.

    • @rst2775
      @rst2775 4 года назад +34

      Well then jughead is the really bad writer...

    • @chelley855
      @chelley855 4 года назад +1

      CandidlyCapricious Yes that would be awesome

  • @akephalos438
    @akephalos438 4 года назад +2091

    Why doesn't jughead just show up and just tell the cops how the "stonies'' tried to kill him?
    Is it not fun enough ?

    • @michaelrogers4806
      @michaelrogers4806 4 года назад +168

      2 logical

    • @aelinluna3434
      @aelinluna3434 4 года назад +230

      Get out of here with your logic and reason!

    • @bee1117
      @bee1117 4 года назад +66

      I think it’s cuz they need evidence to prove that the stonies tried to kill him. F.P is in on it so technically the police does know

    • @sakonan4883
      @sakonan4883 4 года назад +21

      they probably need proof. those stonies literally engineered the death of several of their alumni when they got too troublesome for them

    • @momomomocensoredbyyoutube9085
      @momomomocensoredbyyoutube9085 4 года назад +8

      You dont need proof to make an accusation but there's this thing called believability. Perhaps you've seen shows where a character runs into a police station and says something the officer wholly disbelieves

  • @miconico9798
    @miconico9798 4 года назад +1112

    Even with this summary, I’m still confused about this whole frocking story

    • @jillmason2776
      @jillmason2776 4 года назад +30

      MicoNico and i even watch the show! this season feels completely unnecessary

    • @TeruteruBozusama
      @TeruteruBozusama 4 года назад +4

      If Alex ever does a crossover Lost in Adaptation with Domnic Noble, it's going to be even more confusing probably...

    • @kawaiiblossom3117
      @kawaiiblossom3117 4 года назад +2

      Jill Mason welp their another season 😂

  • @CarrionCarriesOn
    @CarrionCarriesOn 4 года назад +1061

    Alex: makes fun of "do what teenagers do"
    Also Alex: "Devil's tango"

    • @grayskyee
      @grayskyee 4 года назад +79

      Devils Tango is a much better way of saying it

    • @user-ve5hr4pi7e
      @user-ve5hr4pi7e 4 года назад +43

      I prefer saying “Devils Tango” it makes it much more better to say that then-

    • @hatianwriter1596
      @hatianwriter1596 4 года назад +6

      Your picture lmao

  • @EverythingAnimePodcast
    @EverythingAnimePodcast 4 года назад +685

    The whole plot makes no sense when Jughead faked his death but they literally for four episodes were truly acting like he really died cause why.. what... it makes no sense

    • @liatwintelle
      @liatwintelle 4 года назад +6

      exactly 💀💀💀💀💀

    • @silverxlightningx262
      @silverxlightningx262 4 года назад +18

      I’m so past the point of actual criticism of the show because it is just so random and just strange🤣 and lately I’ve just been laughing at it and how repetitive and messy it all is

    • @callahensley7355
      @callahensley7355 4 года назад +3

      Well obviously they were trying to trick us, as well as the Stonies. Didn’t work. 😂

    • @jdsucks429
      @jdsucks429 4 года назад

      fake it till you make it

  • @DrGregoryHouseIT
    @DrGregoryHouseIT 4 года назад +1409

    "To do what teenagers do" No teenager would ever call it this.

    • @RedPilledAsFuck
      @RedPilledAsFuck 4 года назад +11

      Gregory House to doooooOo...MOOD SWINGS😱

    • @kpbevan_904
      @kpbevan_904 4 года назад +55

      If she meant what I think she meant, almost everybody would say hook up lmao.

    • @ninalempicka2948
      @ninalempicka2948 4 года назад +49

      You can FEEL how this line was written by men in their 40'

    • @sarahxo2317
      @sarahxo2317 4 года назад +3

      Nina Lempicka no teenager talks like this😂

    • @theflowerhead
      @theflowerhead 4 года назад +4

      Right?? That's like an awkward grandmother.

  • @masonotene2309
    @masonotene2309 4 года назад +692

    I’m still convinced that this season is just juggheads book

    • @jillmason2776
      @jillmason2776 4 года назад +10

      Mason Otene yo i didn’t even think of that🤯

    • @ethanbrown6188
      @ethanbrown6188 4 года назад +66

      I'm convinced that everything since Cheryl's suicide attempt is her dreaming while in a coma. The only logical explanation.

    • @kyrabajus6972
      @kyrabajus6972 4 года назад

      Yesssssssasssssss

    • @veefeather4500
      @veefeather4500 4 года назад

      Soo you haven’t watched the last episode or what

    • @insertkeysmashherejones700
      @insertkeysmashherejones700 4 года назад +10

      Jugghead is a trashy wattpad writer confirmed

  • @maymerriweather8948
    @maymerriweather8948 4 года назад +369

    "You psycho BRONTOSAURUS"
    I literally died
    😂

  • @riverjame-sv9fo
    @riverjame-sv9fo 4 года назад +942

    Actually Jughead is in fact dead and his evil twin Binhead stole his identity so he can put Lakedale in quarantine again because the preppies are actually aliens from Mars who want to eat Betty‘s ponytail and Archie‘s shirt

    • @heatherd5421
      @heatherd5421 4 года назад +63

      It all makes dense now...

    • @heatherd5421
      @heatherd5421 4 года назад +48

      It all makes sense now...

    • @tiamystic
      @tiamystic 4 года назад +37

      It all makes tense now...

    • @juliescapulet
      @juliescapulet 4 года назад +46

      BINHEAD LMFO they would actually name him that tho

    • @jameeliaclarke3576
      @jameeliaclarke3576 4 года назад +21

      This actually something riverdale would do

  • @kimberlydelvalle6266
    @kimberlydelvalle6266 4 года назад +1846

    Alex: "We have 6 more episodes including a musical episode."
    Me: NOT ANOTHER MUSICAL EPISODE!!!

    • @shataysianelson9414
      @shataysianelson9414 4 года назад +33

      Kimberly Del Valle I actually quite enjoy the musical episodes can’t wait to see people react to it

    • @kimberlydelvalle6266
      @kimberlydelvalle6266 4 года назад +16

      @@shataysianelson9414 the Carrie episode is kind of guilty pleasure the Heathers one..... just no.

    • @anathesanepanda113
      @anathesanepanda113 4 года назад +27

      If they ruin another broadway hit I'ma sue

    • @kicksomepinggg
      @kicksomepinggg 4 года назад +3

      it’s hedwig this year i’m pretty sure

    • @charliepollock3886
      @charliepollock3886 4 года назад +2

      @@anathesanepanda113 I don't think you've got the facilities for that big man

  • @bellehelene9250
    @bellehelene9250 4 года назад +556

    Title: Why are we still watching riverdale
    Me: Oh I'm not watching it I'm just watching you watch it.

    • @nousernamethx
      @nousernamethx 4 года назад +4

      Lol this is so true I stopped after season two but been catching up with it thanks to this channel.

    • @jamiecairns1085
      @jamiecairns1085 4 года назад +2

      W I stopped after the 3rd episode lol

    • @fotinifiliou7144
      @fotinifiliou7144 4 года назад

      Exactly

  • @EllisDaRelish
    @EllisDaRelish 4 года назад +1205

    Veronica’s dad: *has a disease*
    Veronica’s solution: *keep doing the devil’s tango with Archie cuz that makes sense :DDD*

    • @givemesomespace9990
      @givemesomespace9990 4 года назад +17

      😂😂😂

    • @heather-ve2dg
      @heather-ve2dg 4 года назад +66

      Actually in the show she was using tHe dEvILs tAngO as a distraction from her dad (yeah i watch the show pls no hate) BUT SERIOUSLY ARCHIE AND VERONICA MAKE OUT EVERY 10 SECONDS IN THE SHOW 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @AshleyAdam16
      @AshleyAdam16 4 года назад +70

      Veronica coping with grief by having sex and drinking frequently is surprisingly the only thing this show has gotten right about teens. I also like how instead of enjoying this phase of hers too much or taking advantage of it,Archie sits her down and they have a real talk.

    • @ohnoitsbuntie3763
      @ohnoitsbuntie3763 4 года назад +3

      sayonara new york 🌹✉️✈️🔪

    • @EllisDaRelish
      @EllisDaRelish 4 года назад +3

      ohnoitsbuntie THE FEELSSSS 😭😭😭

  • @glomar9982
    @glomar9982 4 года назад +933

    In Riverdale, being dead is like having a cold. "Don't worry, give it a week and it'll pass."
    DYING. XD
    Also, great thumbnail

    • @barnabasbaack1237
      @barnabasbaack1237 4 года назад +10

      I hope you’re better soon

    • @artworld8976
      @artworld8976 4 года назад +13

      @Glo Mar give it a week it will pass

    • @aussiewanderer6304
      @aussiewanderer6304 4 года назад +3

      It's like they follow the Captain America school of dying: "if you get killed, walk it off".

  • @ayvee303
    @ayvee303 4 года назад +951

    that part where veronica goes “my dad” is such bad acting i literally had to pause the video to laugh

    • @AndyWalterGeographer
      @AndyWalterGeographer 4 года назад +216

      ayvee it’s a ground breaking part in riverdale because she didn’t say dAdDy

    • @IQzminus2
      @IQzminus2 4 года назад +119

      Mostly it's just really really bad writing. I don't think it's humanly possible to act at least half the lines Veronica has well.

    • @mickeym00
      @mickeym00 4 года назад +2

      ayvee SAMME

    • @raquellamaya1857
      @raquellamaya1857 4 года назад +26

      ayvee Camila doesn’t care anymore💀

    • @Lol-jf7kr
      @Lol-jf7kr 4 года назад +11

      Raquell Amaya lol most of them dont

  • @littlemisstfc
    @littlemisstfc 4 года назад +2233

    This show is like a cockroach: IT WON'T DIE A PAINFUL AND MISERABLE DEATH.

    • @moonmothh
      @moonmothh 4 года назад +11

      well no one is forcing you to watch it

    • @englishmuffin7
      @englishmuffin7 4 года назад +47

      @@moonmothh Just like no one is forcing you to comment 🙃

    • @cactusjuice2627
      @cactusjuice2627 4 года назад +35

      Considering how bad the show is, it will die a painful and miserable death.
      But it's still a roach- when you think you killed it turns out it's still alive and wiggling to survive.

    • @patax144
      @patax144 4 года назад +5

      Good for you that a certain pandemic virus has halted the production of the show, not even Riverdale is inmune to viruses

    • @patax144
      @patax144 4 года назад

      @@cactusjuice2627 well right now is not dead but at least sick

  • @69SalterStreet
    @69SalterStreet 4 года назад +427

    "He's been diagnosed with a 'debilitating disease'" is so lazy!

    • @diva23luv
      @diva23luv 4 года назад +13

      69SalterStreet I facepalmed so hard at that

    • @magicalwizard9539
      @magicalwizard9539 4 года назад +7

      What did that even mean😂😂😭😭😭

    • @d_3767
      @d_3767 4 года назад +28

      The entire storyline of Riverdale is lazy and sloppy and whenever they realise something isn't going to turn out how the want it to, they take it all back and basically call it a "plot twist" because they don't know how to tie up the hundreds of loose ends they created. Like the whole thing of Betty's mom and Farm. She was soooo not undercover. If you pay attention to the those episodes you'll notice. They probably just didn't know how to reel her back in. So they came up with this ridiculous idea of being undercover.
      Riverdale is absurd.

  • @LifeLoveBeauty32
    @LifeLoveBeauty32 4 года назад +1087

    I’m annoyed that this show is still on but Anne with an E was cancelled.

    • @veefeather4500
      @veefeather4500 4 года назад +60

      Cassie Lynn omg sameee why do they always cancel all the good shows but renew shows like Riverdale

    • @WhitneyAustins
      @WhitneyAustins 4 года назад +19

      wait what they cancelled the show?

    • @mezzosangue712
      @mezzosangue712 4 года назад +41

      totaly agree!!! The one time you find a beautiful, deep, meaningful show and of fucking course they go and cancel it, but riverdale stays on - what a messed up world

    • @M3RS.
      @M3RS. 4 года назад +19

      Anyone remember Constantine or Daredevil?

    • @M3RS.
      @M3RS. 4 года назад +4

      Anyone remember Constantine or Daredevil?

  • @brb247ful
    @brb247ful 4 года назад +324

    I feel like the Riverdale writers room is just a DND round table where they roll a dice and then it’s like “you rolled a 2 on common sense so...Archie has to keep the bear that attacked him as a pet in order to keep his secret brother out of jail”

    • @hydras5947
      @hydras5947 4 года назад +18

      Did that actually happen in the show

    • @honeydew75
      @honeydew75 4 года назад

      yeah it feels like a social experiment lmao

  • @kenzyoung5576
    @kenzyoung5576 4 года назад +766

    When she says "sneak into the woods to do... what teenagers do." Well first of all I'm a teenager and I dont even know what I'm doing half of the time

  • @teestaanand8190
    @teestaanand8190 4 года назад +4074

    Next: Archie travels the world, helping coronavirus patients
    Edit: Omg mom I'm famous 😆 thanks for the likes guys 😘

    • @yashfabadar2194
      @yashfabadar2194 4 года назад +73

      if this doesn’t happen i’m gonna be mad

    • @lilaaj4s
      @lilaaj4s 4 года назад +36

      Yashfa Badar nope lol instead he actually cheats on Veronica for Betty no joke lmao

    • @sulekoc4094
      @sulekoc4094 4 года назад +63

      yeah, with his abs

    • @gell3960
      @gell3960 4 года назад +39

      While still coming back to Riverdale to play in the homecoming football game

    • @addy3894
      @addy3894 4 года назад +21

      and forms an blue circle

  • @kiiookoo
    @kiiookoo 4 года назад +1694

    Alex: *why are we still watching Riverdale...*
    Me: *doesn't watch Riverdale. I'm just here watching Alex watch this show*

    • @azuroses2148
      @azuroses2148 4 года назад +31

      many people still watch it, there’s a whole fandom on it. i don’t like riverdale but i still watch it. like most people that still watch it, it’s not because we like it, it’s because we wanna see what happens & see if it gets better, & if not atleast it’s funny.

    • @maritad.3787
      @maritad.3787 4 года назад +3

      @@azuroses2148 same

    • @melissabadolato5500
      @melissabadolato5500 4 года назад +2

      @@azuroses2148 same same

    • @aetinyzen
      @aetinyzen 4 года назад +1

      tbh 😂

    • @kaitlynang
      @kaitlynang 4 года назад +35

      FACTS I have not watched a single episode of Riverdale, but I have watched ALL of his riverdale videos lmao

  • @sarahxo2317
    @sarahxo2317 4 года назад +518

    “Who would ever talk like this?” me everytime Cheryl or Veronica say anything

    • @delena4evertvd267
      @delena4evertvd267 4 года назад +13

      SarahM okay but sometimes they snap. like sometimes they say these rlly savage, actually good one liners💀 but that’s rare

    • @anni4976
      @anni4976 4 года назад +2

      @@delena4evertvd267 thats realllly rare but ik what you mean

    • @TheKlutz31013
      @TheKlutz31013 4 года назад +1

      @@anni4976 like what?

    • @sarahxo2317
      @sarahxo2317 4 года назад +1

      thefemalearrow 😂😂

    • @itskitty808
      @itskitty808 2 года назад +1

      Sheryl calls her mom "momzy". Why....??

  • @sszzsxvs
    @sszzsxvs 4 года назад +365

    For once Veronica said ‘my dad’ instead of DaDdY so that’s a improvement

  • @madelineloyd7905
    @madelineloyd7905 4 года назад +449

    “Up is down
    Black is white
    Cole is Dylan”
    Favorite line in the video

    • @aangie33
      @aangie33 4 года назад +3

      Madeline Loyd same😂

  • @KealohaHarrison
    @KealohaHarrison 4 года назад +562

    1:46 wow I think that’s the first time we’ve seen Archie with a guitar since season 1 lol

  • @myoldacct
    @myoldacct 4 года назад +510

    Betty: "And I'm coming for you, you psycho-"
    Alex: *"BRONTOSAURUS"*
    The best censorship I've ever heard lmaooo 😂😂😂

  • @sizlaec
    @sizlaec 4 года назад +709

    *when no ones gotten the notification yet but you were lucky enough to see it on your recommendations*

  • @Breething11
    @Breething11 4 года назад +703

    I don't even watch this show. I just like hearing about how batshit it's become.

    • @Reallycoolpumpkin
      @Reallycoolpumpkin 4 года назад +10

      Breething ! AHAHHA MEEEEE ALEX MAKES IT ACTUALLY INTERESTING BECAUSE OF HIS ADD INS

    • @magicalwizard9539
      @magicalwizard9539 4 года назад +4

      Same😭😂😂

  • @saraholsen9840
    @saraholsen9840 4 года назад +984

    "Oh my goodness, up is down, black is white, Cole is Dylan, what's going on here" IM
    DEAD🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 4:16

    • @00AgentKrabie
      @00AgentKrabie 4 года назад +13

      LMFAO!!!! Same!!!!!! Oh God, down is up, white is black, Dylan is Cole, WTF is happening in Lakedale!?!?!?

    • @crazys4173
      @crazys4173 4 года назад +2

      Bro 888!!!

  • @imogen9002
    @imogen9002 4 года назад +1626

    Why is everyone forgetting that Charles is evil?? I swear he’s bad as he said I love you to that chick guy, am I missing something???

    • @Nomnamnomm
      @Nomnamnomm 4 года назад +128

      Another plothole!

    • @fluerqueen8218
      @fluerqueen8218 4 года назад +116

      FR NOBODY'S TALKING ABOUT IT!! Itll probs come back later 🤣

    • @maryanlerose9438
      @maryanlerose9438 4 года назад +24

      ..or not 🤣🙈

    • @salientspoon
      @salientspoon 4 года назад +11

      Ikr! Like nobody talks about that but I bet it's going to come back!

    • @julienfeiter1138
      @julienfeiter1138 4 года назад +133

      And the season started with all the main characters getting video tapes of their front doors, what happened to that storyline? 😂

  • @redalpha2392
    @redalpha2392 4 года назад +724

    When your best friend kisses your boyfriend:
    "HARRRUMPH!"

    • @anngee2189
      @anngee2189 4 года назад +1

      I love that line 🤣🤣

  • @kayc7298
    @kayc7298 4 года назад +251

    Nearly burst into tears when you said there would be another musical episode. Who decided the last two were so amazing they needed a third?

    • @garrettcassidy8547
      @garrettcassidy8547 4 года назад +12

      they did carrie/heathers so dirty by associating it with this show. they aren't even good singers....

    • @miyakakinshasa25
      @miyakakinshasa25 4 года назад +1

      Honestly, the Heathers one was realllllyyyyy good

    • @jennymx727
      @jennymx727 4 года назад +4

      Miya Kpoch I personally found the Heathers episode incredibly awful 😅

    • @bhuvaneshwarij1326
      @bhuvaneshwarij1326 3 года назад +2

      The musicals were awful

    • @unicorn69
      @unicorn69 3 года назад

      Out of laughter that he was totally gonna make fun of it or just plain crying?

  • @soccern2955
    @soccern2955 4 года назад +705

    Did everyone forget that Charles and chick are dating and Charles is actually a bad guy but he hasn’t done anything bad?

    • @fluffylilcookie7916
      @fluffylilcookie7916 4 года назад +57

      That'll probably be the season finale.

    • @yourfavoritepessimisticexi8041
      @yourfavoritepessimisticexi8041 4 года назад +44

      I haven't watched Riverdale in months and all I can say is...what?

    • @dessnatazha
      @dessnatazha 4 года назад +2

      @ilovewolvesandweirdthings123 literally same 😭😭

    • @momenkhan8838
      @momenkhan8838 4 года назад +33

      also dont forget about those random video tapes of the houses

    • @gravybackyard
      @gravybackyard 4 года назад +2

      Probably will be the plot for season 5

  • @fcold9402
    @fcold9402 4 года назад +437

    "He's been diagnosed with a debilitating disease...."
    Really, that's the line they rolled with? I am pretty sure the person would just say the disease name and then explain what it was, if necessary.

    • @Andreamom001
      @Andreamom001 4 года назад +31

      Yeah, and is he dying or does he have a "debilitating" disease? Is the disease lethal or debilitating or both? If it's both, people usually just say "deadly disease." Any deadly disease will likely be debilitating before death anyway.

    • @empressfreya9872
      @empressfreya9872 4 года назад +34

      Also her crying was... bad. Camilla can act pretty good if she wants to but that was atrocious

    • @Wasowski91
      @Wasowski91 4 года назад +27

      No Love So I’m not the only one who thought when she cried it looked like that fake cry the “bad guy” characters usually do to fool someone and garner their pity/insult the people who actually cared?

    • @empressfreya9872
      @empressfreya9872 4 года назад +4

      @@Wasowski91 I totally expected her to start evily laughing!

    • @Wasowski91
      @Wasowski91 4 года назад +1

      No Love Yeah, pretty much.

  • @donttagmeinyourreply1304
    @donttagmeinyourreply1304 4 года назад +127

    “Oh my goodness up is down, black is white, Cole is Dylan”
    -Alex 2020
    My new catchphrase

  • @sarahclark5170
    @sarahclark5170 4 года назад +184

    I still don’t know how I feel about Jughead and Betty (THE MAIN LOVERS) sharing a biological brother and being step siblings. Also why doesn’t FP ever socialise with Charles in a father son kinda way? Like he seemed pretty upset when he found out he had a secret son with Alice but now he’s dead and he never got to meet him yet now that he knows his son isn’t dead he’s just like Uh cool fam no worries

    • @BabyKagome16
      @BabyKagome16 4 года назад +27

      Right?! I expected at least charles trying to talk to FP since they both are in law enforcement I would see charles trying to bond with FP thru that or something. Or at least FP trying to get to know charles since he now knows of his existence.

    • @audegatta5724
      @audegatta5724 4 года назад +1

      Their stepbrother it's not death, i think the writers show is face in the last season (4) where he is going to talk with the "impostor" that lied on his identicy, making believe to the betty family, that he was her real son (so the son of jughead too) but then, they find out that was a sociopathic like betty (almost) and they get him arrested, in prison he talk with the real brother of betty and jughead, and we find out that they're in love

  • @sonnypark5641
    @sonnypark5641 4 года назад +649

    I’m just struggling to figure out how the hell this show got renewed for a season 5.

    • @saraha.1336
      @saraha.1336 4 года назад +16

      Because of the low key opposed crackheads like you and I.

    • @marinshiff
      @marinshiff 4 года назад +19

      cuz yall still watching all those riverdale cringe videos and keeping the show relevant

    • @sonnypark5641
      @sonnypark5641 4 года назад +9

      I actually hate Riverdale and I don’t watch it. It’s only the fans who do.

    • @stheno6747
      @stheno6747 4 года назад +22

      riverdale is trash but you sure know i’ll watch season 5 for a good laugh

    • @sonnypark5641
      @sonnypark5641 4 года назад +4

      Stheno yeah, at how stupid and cringe it is 😂

  • @carys7417
    @carys7417 4 года назад +299

    Also let's talk about the lack of actual tears Camila Mendes sheds when acting sad about Hiram dying...the acting is subpar

    • @batgirl9354
      @batgirl9354 4 года назад +1

      Carys he died?

    • @suramyasingh2465
      @suramyasingh2465 4 года назад +30

      Carys subpar is generous. the acting is awful.

    • @flawedsanity
      @flawedsanity 4 года назад +25

      It's sad because Camila went to NYU as a Tisch major too. I wonder what her life would have been like if she had gotten cast in something different lol.

    • @joshifereverlark8605
      @joshifereverlark8605 4 года назад +20

      @@flawedsanity Recently she seems to be getting better roles outside of the show, so hopefully her career can still be saved

    • @neflufv6392
      @neflufv6392 4 года назад +46

      Don’t hate the actors... they hate the show as much as anyone so they prob wouldn’t be putting their full effort into it.

  • @manaljavid9624
    @manaljavid9624 4 года назад +320

    The whole Jughead death plot is useless. It doesn't lead to anything.

  • @notafrog4886
    @notafrog4886 4 года назад +439

    Next: Hiram has Covid-19.
    And so does the entirety of Riverdale.
    And Hiram started it.
    Then he ‘dies’.
    Then he comes back.
    Then he goes to prison.
    Then he escapes or is let out.
    Rinse. Wash. Repeat... for 7 seasons.

    • @williamhealy6381
      @williamhealy6381 4 года назад +13

      Then Archie cures the world of Covid 19 and then proceeds to pound every women with a pulse in Riverdale with his magnum dong

    • @Karaaa99
      @Karaaa99 4 года назад +4

      William Healy why stop with women with a pulse? He’d fuck a dead body at this point

    • @elizabethrogers6380
      @elizabethrogers6380 3 года назад +6

      @@williamhealy6381 and Archie cures covid with his abs.

    • @williamhealy6381
      @williamhealy6381 3 года назад +3

      @@elizabethrogers6380 I don't know of any other way he'd do it

  • @thingsidislike799
    @thingsidislike799 4 года назад +816

    Up is down
    black is white
    Cole is Dylan
    Literally riverdale in a nutshell😂😂😂

    • @user-ly2cm6zk5l
      @user-ly2cm6zk5l 4 года назад +4

      Jada Williams right! HAHAHH

    • @seallies6964
      @seallies6964 4 года назад +5

      It was funny.. until the emojis!

    • @thingsidislike799
      @thingsidislike799 4 года назад +1

      @@seallies6964 sorry my emojis offend you☺️☺️

  • @SaraSilva-wn1wo
    @SaraSilva-wn1wo 4 года назад +866

    Chilling adventures of sabrina is more realistic than Riverdale😂

    • @slicedbread7170
      @slicedbread7170 4 года назад +39

      Literally the first few episodes were good but now they're dragging it out WAY too long

    • @SuiLover
      @SuiLover 4 года назад +26

      I'm afraid Katy Keene will be the next victim of absurd plots soon...😐

    • @pauli7051
      @pauli7051 4 года назад +56

      The moment Sabrina became a cheerleader is when they killed the show.

    • @neptune4032
      @neptune4032 4 года назад +10

      Grace Ibata it’s not that bad. They just had one bad season and y’all are overreacting

    • @moonmothh
      @moonmothh 4 года назад +4

      no... its really not lmao

  • @tomlawal7991
    @tomlawal7991 4 года назад +150

    what I don’t get is how they expected us to believe he was dead when he was narrating the story

  • @lilysflower9685
    @lilysflower9685 4 года назад +53

    “ I am the daughter of the Black Hood and im coming for you, you psycho bi-“ BRONTOSAURUS😂 why did i find that funny😂

  • @minnion2410
    @minnion2410 4 года назад +640

    Riverdale has reached a point where I won't be surprised even if Thanos shows up and these guys decide to take him down by building an iron man suit or an infinity gauntlet 2.0...🤣😂😂

  • @abbrennan5297
    @abbrennan5297 4 года назад +683

    Theres Netflix Originals like Stranger Things,
    And there’s Netflix Originals like Riverdale...

    • @mrs.sheeran399
      @mrs.sheeran399 4 года назад +3

      Abbie Brennan true!

    • @trinaq
      @trinaq 4 года назад +49

      Oh yes, even Netflix itself seems to be aware of this. They post "Best of Stranger Things" clips, yet "Riverdale" typically gets "Most WTF" and "Cringy Moments"! 😂

    • @aatmashrisanyal315
      @aatmashrisanyal315 4 года назад +128

      riverdale is not an netflix original but its a cw show...but your point is right

    • @sonnypark5641
      @sonnypark5641 4 года назад +23

      CW original*

    • @radhiadeedou8286
      @radhiadeedou8286 4 года назад +6

      Riverdale is a Netflix show?? Thought it was on the CW

  • @jibrael5705
    @jibrael5705 4 года назад +298

    People don't talk like Veronica but Teenager sure as hell DONT TALK LIKE HER.

    • @moonmothh
      @moonmothh 4 года назад +4

      Teenagers talk like Cheryl though? No... no one talks like Cheryl.

  • @catehaley4418
    @catehaley4418 4 года назад +527

    Does no one else agree season 1 was the only good season then it went downhill from season 2

    • @mnflwrs_
      @mnflwrs_ 4 года назад +9

      agreed

    • @layth6857
      @layth6857 4 года назад +29

      Yep. Usually it takes 3-4, maybe 5 seasons for shows to go to shit. Lol this show took just 1 season

    • @heather-ve2dg
      @heather-ve2dg 4 года назад +12

      I honestly liked one and two but three and four is like
      huh 🤔

    • @phoenixxx2796
      @phoenixxx2796 4 года назад +2

      No season 2 and 4 are the best season 1 it was so fucking obvious who killed jason .

    • @devaprabha1535
      @devaprabha1535 3 года назад

      for me I liked season 1 and 4 and 2 was trash like it was so obvious it was betty's father (atleast they could've used someone else to to be behind the mask ) and 3 ,I'm not gonna talk abt it ,it's too much for my head

  • @myagrabowski8900
    @myagrabowski8900 4 года назад +1402

    Alex: posts 24 mins ago
    Comments: were made 40 mins ago
    RUclips:....quick maths
    Edit: wow thanks everyone for so many likes!?

    • @jahrocky1860
      @jahrocky1860 4 года назад +3

      😂😂

    • @itz_crystal_gacha5887
      @itz_crystal_gacha5887 4 года назад +29

      Well obviously they commented 16 minutes before the video existed make total sense!

    • @Greendalewitch
      @Greendalewitch 4 года назад +33

      @@itz_crystal_gacha5887 That still makes more sense than most things in Riverdale from what ive seen.

    • @augureydragon
      @augureydragon 4 года назад +3

      Yeah, so this is comment says it was made three hours ago. The RUclips video insists that it was made an hour ago. I don’t know what to believe.

    • @marihove
      @marihove 4 года назад

      Maybe it was unlisted? So only they Had the link

  • @Anukii
    @Anukii 4 года назад +246

    "He's been diagnosed with a debilitating disease!"
    This was totes the way I announced my debilitating disease to my boyfriend; very human, much accurate 😂🤣

    • @donot5643
      @donot5643 4 года назад +7

      it's like they weren't sure what the disease would be at first and just wrote a draft, but then it ended up in the final script

  • @Gojo-jg2zs
    @Gojo-jg2zs 4 года назад +524

    I'm genuinely curious how the CW is gonna end this mess of a show.

    • @jbcatz5
      @jbcatz5 4 года назад +65

      Sequency Using the It Was All a Dream cliche would actually benefit the show.

    • @Lameashellcosplay
      @Lameashellcosplay 4 года назад +13

      I just hope it ends soon

    • @patax144
      @patax144 4 года назад +4

      I don't know but for now season 4 is our foreseeable end, as production for season 5 has been stopped

    • @patax144
      @patax144 4 года назад +5

      @@Lameashellcosplay well at least it is paused due to a certain virus going around

    • @sarahxo2317
      @sarahxo2317 4 года назад +9

      Archie will use his abs to save the world like Alex said in another video😂

  • @yuredichimborazo4978
    @yuredichimborazo4978 4 года назад +216

    C’mon you guys clearly don’t know the triumphs and defeats the epic highs and lows of high school football .

    • @merlebreijer
      @merlebreijer 4 года назад +8

      Yuredi Chimborazo hhaha this actually had me dead😂😂

    • @dannnarutam
      @dannnarutam 4 года назад +5

      *I beg your misogynistic pardon?*

    • @juliegunby6315
      @juliegunby6315 3 года назад +4

      What do you mean I'm weird im a weirdo you ever seen me without this stupid hat on... that's weird

    • @NJGuy1973
      @NJGuy1973 3 года назад

      I had to drop out of fourth grade to run drugs for my nana.

  • @christianschipper5633
    @christianschipper5633 4 года назад +376

    Veronica: "My father is dying"
    Season 5: *He comes back*

    • @patax144
      @patax144 4 года назад +12

      Season 5 is on halt due to a certain pandemic virus

    • @Lol-jf7kr
      @Lol-jf7kr 4 года назад +1

      Maria Ximena Otalora Cordoba someone came in contact with someone with corona

    • @shaunfergus2476
      @shaunfergus2476 4 года назад

      @@patax144 no it's not season 4 is there still filming it.

    • @user-ve5hr4pi7e
      @user-ve5hr4pi7e 4 года назад +5

      Apparently to die on the show is practically like getting a fever or cold.They get over it 😂😂

  • @delilahdahlia247
    @delilahdahlia247 4 года назад +215

    Jughead's expression is all the fans trying to figure out what on Earth is happening

  • @danielachamorro8783
    @danielachamorro8783 4 года назад +357

    Who the hell says “he’s been diagnosed with a debilitating disease”?

    • @jonathaneilbeck2263
      @jonathaneilbeck2263 4 года назад +22

      My uncle Brian died of Debilitating Disease. He got better.

    • @mmb628jr2
      @mmb628jr2 4 года назад

      If you really care about the person you’ll say “ they have something that’s fucking with them, but they’ll be alright.”

  • @maria-f1d5l
    @maria-f1d5l 4 года назад +79

    Riverdale: our show is for teens
    Alex: *laughs in adulthood*

  • @ashs7538
    @ashs7538 4 года назад +499

    I’m confused on wtf happened to riverdale 😂

    • @trinaq
      @trinaq 4 года назад +39

      I've NO idea, but I'm starting to expect that the writers are using predictive texts when penning the scripts now! 😂

    • @sonnypark5641
      @sonnypark5641 4 года назад +23

      I know. The show sucks now and the writing is trash. I mean, they had someone try and escape with a rocket I-

    • @chariethe
      @chariethe 4 года назад +1

      Everything happened.

    • @aur9035
      @aur9035 4 года назад +2

      Writer team's drunk

    • @ejiro241
      @ejiro241 4 года назад

      I pulled out in season 2. Sorry guys I had no choice. Goodluck to those who continued. 😂😂😂😂

  • @clara.galley
    @clara.galley 4 года назад +215

    I’m gonna be completely honest... I have learned everything I know about Riverdale from this channel without ever watching the show 😂😂

  • @heatherd5421
    @heatherd5421 4 года назад +120

    Betty: "I can't do this, Arch-"
    *Google pixel ad*
    Me: Ah yes, my favorite scene.

  • @nanouk9225
    @nanouk9225 4 года назад +204

    this show is really bad, but i feel like the actors are actually good, the writing is just terrible

    • @envy7455
      @envy7455 4 года назад +2

      Why is the show bad? It's a fantasy teen show that has elements of horror and mystery. Sorry if that's not your thing but that doesn't make it a "really bad" show.

    • @Sweethearts4969
      @Sweethearts4969 4 года назад +8

      RIGHT? i really love the actors but c'mon the material they give these guys? The greats couldn't even make it good XD

    • @ruthhaumba7647
      @ruthhaumba7647 3 года назад +3

      I agree, I think the actors really portray their charachters well but the storyline in complete shit.

  • @willeshachatae9533
    @willeshachatae9533 4 года назад +455

    alex just admit it. you're addicted to the show now. its okay we understand.

    • @sonnypark5641
      @sonnypark5641 4 года назад +14

      He’s not addicted. He’s just trying to show how bad and horrible of a show Riverdale is.

    • @winonathequeen
      @winonathequeen 4 года назад +25

      @@sonnypark5641 you missed the joke bud

    • @sonnypark5641
      @sonnypark5641 4 года назад +3

      Celestinova um okay?

    • @thenintendogamer1542
      @thenintendogamer1542 4 года назад

      CardiBismyQueen it got bad this season in my opinion

    • @kyrabajus6972
      @kyrabajus6972 4 года назад +1

      We understand because we are too

  • @rustecohle591
    @rustecohle591 4 года назад +468

    These lines are beyond cringe now...the fact that they’re clearly in their late 20s and early 30s makes it worse lol

    • @hiamyflp
      @hiamyflp 4 года назад +10

      KJ and Lili aren't.

    • @rustecohle591
      @rustecohle591 4 года назад

      hiamyflp 🙄😒🤦🏼‍♂️

    • @RV-vx9ek
      @RV-vx9ek 4 года назад +9

      KJ was 18 when the show started, he's only 22 lol. Cole is def late 20s tho, babyface tho.

    • @jdsucks429
      @jdsucks429 4 года назад +2

      @@abominableman i don't get the fact that everyone attacks the fact that the cast is in their 20s, and even early 30s. but, like, there isn't that much teenage actors. and some child actors arent that good at acting, besides the childern in stranger things and IT 2017. ofc they're gonna need actors who weren't that far from graduating high school. anyone above 20 shouldn't be cast as teenagers.

    • @ChibiKawaii3
      @ChibiKawaii3 4 года назад +4

      @@jdsucks429 they actually aren't that hard to come by. Good teen actors that is. People just have to give them a chance.
      To be fair I don't think Riverdales actors are bad actors (I mean... They're bad in THIS. But I think it's because the writing/directing is awful and so they aren't even trying lol)
      But no, there are good child actors out there. They just need to be scouted. But people don't like to take that chance.

  • @melz6625
    @melz6625 4 года назад +307

    the fact that this still exists but Anne with an E was cancelled. I-

    • @sara.s1804
      @sara.s1804 4 года назад +8

      Mel Z THANK U

    • @yasminemixon5458
      @yasminemixon5458 4 года назад +20

      I swear y'all are so fucking annoying with saying this. What the hell does a cw show have to do with a Netflix show????

    • @semmiotics
      @semmiotics 4 года назад +12

      yasmine mixon it has to do with one show being literal shit and going on for 4 god forsaken seasons and yet Anne with An E a actual good show got cancelled for literally like 0 reason

    • @yasminemixon5458
      @yasminemixon5458 4 года назад +6

      @@semmioticscw is a completely different network than netflix!! Anne getting canceled has nothing to do with Riverdale getting renewed!!! Do you think all networks are connected or something?? Because they're not. It's like wondering how come cigarettes can cause cancer while apples dont...

    • @RedPilledAsFuck
      @RedPilledAsFuck 4 года назад +12

      yasmine mixon How tf do you not understand this person’s point? You must be a big ol “know it all” dummy 😳🤭

  • @reyr.8552
    @reyr.8552 4 года назад +79

    I stopped watching riverdale after they dropped that baby in the fire. Couldn’t take that complete voodoo 360 spin the show took.

    • @envy7455
      @envy7455 4 года назад +3

      Uh what ep are you talking about? I don't remember that lol

    • @shreyasaha
      @shreyasaha 4 года назад +3

      @@envy7455 It was the episode Betty got her first seizure . He's talking about the scene where Alice and Polly were standing around a bonfire with people from the farm, and then dropped the twins in the fire, and then they started floating above. It's a season 3 episode.

    • @envy7455
      @envy7455 4 года назад +1

      @@shreyasaha oh the hallucination she had before she had the seizure gotcha

  • @taylorkraml2462
    @taylorkraml2462 4 года назад +136

    “and i’m coming for you you psycho b-” “brontosaurus”
    I DIED 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Huaying_yi
    @Huaying_yi 4 года назад +178

    I don't even watch Riverdale, I just watch Alex's videos. 😁😁😁

  • @jemmacate4992
    @jemmacate4992 4 года назад +110

    there’s a 99.9% chance the writers get their inspiration for this show from wattpad fan fictions written by 12 year olds

    • @albaniaalban
      @albaniaalban 4 года назад +4

      I'm betting the only reason they threw Jugheads plagiarism plot in there is because they've been getting angry emails from the writers they've stolen from on Wattpad and want to go like "It's all a conspiracy! We're not copying your stuff!" x'D

  • @JackalopeBunny
    @JackalopeBunny 4 года назад +32

    "Psycho Brontosaurs" is now my favorite line ever. lol

  • @sucons4254
    @sucons4254 4 года назад +359

    If they can bring jughead back they can bring Joaquin back. Js

  • @retroforager
    @retroforager 4 года назад +143

    at this point riverdale exists only to keep alex's revenue stream going

  • @Nuggie1999
    @Nuggie1999 4 года назад +238

    Alex: Why r we still watching Riverdale?
    Me: I'm not, you are though.

    • @pyrobeck
      @pyrobeck 4 года назад +1

      I gave up on it after the first musical episode

    • @Nuggie1999
      @Nuggie1999 4 года назад +1

      @@pyrobeck I lasted 1 season then I saw Alex's review of season 2,3 and 4 and I was like nope! Not wasting my time. I'm good. Gonna stop at season 1 and just pretend it got axed after that😂

    • @dessnatazha
      @dessnatazha 4 года назад +1

      He's how I'm keeping up with it at this point 😅

    • @Nuggie1999
      @Nuggie1999 4 года назад +2

      @@dessnatazha samez. K don't bother watching it cuz it sucks

  • @kaitlyncollette1098
    @kaitlyncollette1098 4 года назад +65

    “Cole is Dylan” lmfao wtf this is the best quote

  • @kirqun-rj9py
    @kirqun-rj9py 4 года назад +119

    the part where veronica cryied for her dad was so bad..

    • @the6ig6adwolf
      @the6ig6adwolf 4 года назад +1

      Bad spelling!

    • @livvyemz8113
      @livvyemz8113 4 года назад +4

      MIlica Rakonic she was fine and then burst out crying and then fine again 😂

    • @lissa9714
      @lissa9714 4 года назад +2

      @@livvyemz8113 ikr she literally yelped for like 2 seconds and then raised her head and started talking

  • @BackintheKitchen
    @BackintheKitchen 4 года назад +130

    3:31 When the class turned to look at Jughead it looked so choreographed...

  • @SaraSilva-wn1wo
    @SaraSilva-wn1wo 4 года назад +211

    No one:
    Jughead: let’s fake my death!

    • @annonymous6827
      @annonymous6827 4 года назад +1

      Nothing to see here... Just some Riverdale...

  • @dvintsh9080
    @dvintsh9080 4 года назад +14

    I cannot believe that one guy in my group chat said that “riverdale is the best tv show on any platform, because the writing and the characters development are the best part of that show and they are taking huge risk which are morally unethical but it is done so well.”I laughed at loud when he said that.