theatre, I’ll go see a play! With no singing or dancing to get in the way! Theatre is language and that should be all Music belongs at the Carnegie Hall! Not a reason on Earth, as far as I know To write, mount, and open a musical show! Honey - I've been a theatre critic For a hudnred years and it's always the same... The story is moving Chocked full of suspense The plot takes a twist And the mood is intense Then someone sings a song (Like this!) That doesn’t make sense! Please! I hate musicals! I hate the new shows They’re nothing but sets! I miss the von Trapp kids The Sharks and the Jets! Unplug those keyboards! Give me real clarinets Miss Otis says, “With no regrets, I hate musicals!” There doesn’t seem to be a shred of anything new! The hottest shows were all composed by late ’62! Now if you want to create a sensation, Use a Hollywood star and amplification! And whether the show is a hit or a flop, They sell T-shirts and caps with their logo on top! So even though ya hate the show, At least ya can shop! One size fits all At a musical! How I hated Phantom down to each candelabra! I took the book along and read through Les Misera-blah! When it comes to subtlety, the Brits fall a hair short! If I want helicopters, I’ll go to the airport! So keep your chorus lines of gypsies and mames! I’d rather see a flick or bowl a few frames! No matter who is starring, I never entice! It’s way overpriced And I never pay! Yes I hate musicals! But not as much as I hate… …Ballet!
Hey, I really want to use this but the sheet music I have is really weird so I cant figure which parts to sing with this track. Do you mind telling me which lyrics/sheet music you used to make this? Thank you so much and this is a really great track!
Honey, if I want to see theatre I go see a play With no singing and dancing to get in the way Theatre is language and that should be all Music belongs to the Carnegie Hall Not a reason on Earth as far as I know To write, mount and open a musical show... The story is moving chock full of suspense The plot takes a twist and the mood is intense Then someone sings a song like this! It doesn't make sense … Puh-leeze! … I hate musicals! I hate the new shows, they're nothing but sets I miss the Von Trapp kids the Sharks and the Jets Unplug those keyboards give me real clarinets Miss Otis says with no regrets, I hate musicals! There doesn't seem to be a shred of anything new The hottest shows were all composed by late '62 Now if you want to create a sensation Use a Hollywood star and amplification And whether the show is a hit or a flop They sell T-shirts and caps with their logo on top So even though you hate the show At least you can shop, at a musical I hate the genre it's all second rate When forced to see this dreck I always come late From overture to curtain call it all turns me off I sit there and cough the whole night long 'Cause I hate musicals But not as much I hate this song! How I hated Phantom down to each candelabra I took the book along and read through Les Misera-bleh When it comes to subtlety the Brits fall a hair short If I want helicopters I'll go to the airport So keep your “Chorus lines” of “Gypsys” and “Mames” I'd rather see a flick or bowl a few frames No matter who is starring I'm never enticed It's way over-priced and I won't pay I hate musicals but I fear they're here to stay Yes, I hate musicals But not as much I hate ballet!
Honey, if I want to see theatre, I’ll go see a play! With no singing or dancing to get in the way! Theatre is language and that should be all Music belongs at the Carnegie Hall! Not a reason on Earth, as far as I know To write, mount, and open a musical show! Honey - I've been a theatre critic For a hudnred years and it's always the same... The story is moving Chocked full of suspense The plot takes a twist And the mood is intense Then someone sings a song (Like this!) That doesn’t make sense! Please! I hate musicals! I hate the new shows They’re nothing but sets! I miss the von Trapp kids The Sharks and the Jets! Unplug those keyboards! Give me real clarinets Miss Otis says, “With no regrets, I hate musicals!” There doesn’t seem to be a shred of anything new! The hottest shows were all composed by late ’62! Now if you want to create a sensation, Use a Hollywood star and amplification! And whether the show is a hit or a flop, They sell T-shirts and caps with their logo on top! So even though ya hate the show, At least ya can shop! One size fits all At a musical! How I hated Phantom down to each candelabra! I took the book along and read through Les Misera-blah! When it comes to subtlety, the Brits fall a hair short! If I want helicopters, I’ll go to the airport! So keep your chorus lines of gypsies and mames! I’d rather see a flick or bowl a few frames! No matter who is starring, I never entice! It’s way overpriced And I never pay! Yes I hate musicals! But not as much as I hate… …Ballet!
Honey, if I want to see theatre I go see a play With no singing and dancing to get in the way Theatre is language and that should be all Music belongs to the Carnegie Hall Not a reason on Earth as far as I know To write, mount and open a musical show... Honey I'm been a theater critic for 100 years And it's always the same The story is moving chock full of suspense The plot takes a twist and the mood is intense Then someone sings a song like this! It doesn't make sense ... Puh-leeze! ... I hate musicals! Gangs don't look tuff when they twirl and then snap My gorge starts to rise when a nun starts to tap And wouldn't you just love to slap Maria von Trapp I'll tell you how to solve a problem like maria Hey Ralf she's over there I hate musicals The show might be a trainwreck a unworthy of praise Still there selling T-shirt's with their logos ablaze Produces don't care when a musicals flopping As long as everybody's busy drinking and shopping I hate the genre it's all second rate When forced to see this wreck I always come late From overchure to curtain call it all turns me off I sit there and cough the whole night long Cause I hate musicals! There doesn't seem to be a shred of anything new The hottest shows were all composed by late '62 Now if you want to create a sensation Use a Hollywood star and amplification And whether the show is a hit or a flop They sell T-shirts and caps with their logo on top So even though you hate the show At least you can shop, at a musical I hate the genre it's all second rate When forced to see this wreck I always come late For overture to curtain call it all turns me off I sit there and cough all night long But not as much I hate this song!
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Currently trying to put together a bow track for the school musical, this video really was a gift for me, thanks man!
Wonderful!! How fun!!! I LOVE YOUR choices!! I teach Musical Theater! And I it's hard to find the fun and quirky!! xoxoxox
Thank you!!!! Definately need to use this!
Thanks! I love Ruthless!
theatre, I’ll go see a play!
With no singing or dancing
to get in the way!
Theatre is language
and that should be all
Music belongs at the Carnegie Hall!
Not a reason on Earth, as far as I know
To write, mount, and
open a musical show!
Honey - I've been a theatre critic
For a hudnred years and it's
always the same...
The story is moving
Chocked full of suspense
The plot takes a twist
And the mood is intense
Then someone sings a song (Like this!)
That doesn’t make sense!
Please!
I hate musicals!
I hate the new shows
They’re nothing but sets!
I miss the von Trapp kids
The Sharks and the Jets!
Unplug those keyboards!
Give me real clarinets
Miss Otis says,
“With no regrets,
I hate musicals!”
There doesn’t seem to be
a shred of anything new!
The hottest shows were
all composed by late ’62!
Now if you want to create a sensation,
Use a Hollywood star and amplification!
And whether the show is a hit or a flop,
They sell T-shirts and caps
with their logo on top!
So even though ya hate the show,
At least ya can shop!
One size fits all
At a musical!
How I hated Phantom down
to each candelabra!
I took the book along and
read through Les Misera-blah!
When it comes to subtlety,
the Brits fall a hair short!
If I want helicopters,
I’ll go to the airport!
So keep your chorus lines
of gypsies and mames!
I’d rather see a flick
or bowl a few frames!
No matter who is starring,
I never entice!
It’s way overpriced
And I never pay!
Yes
I hate musicals!
But not as much as I hate…
…Ballet!
Hey, I really want to use this but the sheet music I have is really weird so I cant figure which parts to sing with this track. Do you mind telling me which lyrics/sheet music you used to make this? Thank you so much and this is a really great track!
Honey, if I want to see theatre I go see a play
With no singing and dancing to get in the way
Theatre is language and that should be all
Music belongs to the Carnegie Hall
Not a reason on Earth as far as I know
To write, mount and open a musical show...
The story is moving chock full of suspense
The plot takes a twist and the mood is intense
Then someone sings a song like this!
It doesn't make sense … Puh-leeze! … I hate musicals!
I hate the new shows, they're nothing but sets
I miss the Von Trapp kids the Sharks and the Jets
Unplug those keyboards give me real clarinets
Miss Otis says with no regrets, I hate musicals!
There doesn't seem to be a shred of anything new
The hottest shows were all composed by late '62
Now if you want to create a sensation
Use a Hollywood star and amplification
And whether the show is a hit or a flop
They sell T-shirts and caps with their logo on top
So even though you hate the show
At least you can shop, at a musical
I hate the genre it's all second rate
When forced to see this dreck I always come late
From overture to curtain call it all turns me off
I sit there and cough the whole night long
'Cause I hate musicals
But not as much I hate this song!
How I hated Phantom down to each candelabra
I took the book along and read through Les Misera-bleh
When it comes to subtlety the Brits fall a hair short
If I want helicopters I'll go to the airport
So keep your “Chorus lines” of “Gypsys” and “Mames”
I'd rather see a flick or bowl a few frames
No matter who is starring I'm never enticed
It's way over-priced and I won't pay
I hate musicals but I fear they're here to stay
Yes, I hate musicals
But not as much I hate ballet!
Honey, if I want to see
theatre, I’ll go see a play!
With no singing or dancing
to get in the way!
Theatre is language
and that should be all
Music belongs at the Carnegie Hall!
Not a reason on Earth, as far as I know
To write, mount, and
open a musical show!
Honey - I've been a theatre critic
For a hudnred years and it's
always the same...
The story is moving
Chocked full of suspense
The plot takes a twist
And the mood is intense
Then someone sings a song (Like this!)
That doesn’t make sense!
Please!
I hate musicals!
I hate the new shows
They’re nothing but sets!
I miss the von Trapp kids
The Sharks and the Jets!
Unplug those keyboards!
Give me real clarinets
Miss Otis says,
“With no regrets,
I hate musicals!”
There doesn’t seem to be
a shred of anything new!
The hottest shows were
all composed by late ’62!
Now if you want to create a sensation,
Use a Hollywood star and amplification!
And whether the show is a hit or a flop,
They sell T-shirts and caps
with their logo on top!
So even though ya hate the show,
At least ya can shop!
One size fits all
At a musical!
How I hated Phantom down
to each candelabra!
I took the book along and
read through Les Misera-blah!
When it comes to subtlety,
the Brits fall a hair short!
If I want helicopters,
I’ll go to the airport!
So keep your chorus lines
of gypsies and mames!
I’d rather see a flick
or bowl a few frames!
No matter who is starring,
I never entice!
It’s way overpriced
And I never pay!
Yes
I hate musicals!
But not as much as I hate…
…Ballet!
Honey, if I want to see theatre I go see a play
With no singing and dancing to get in the way
Theatre is language and that should be all
Music belongs to the Carnegie Hall
Not a reason on Earth as far as I know
To write, mount and open a musical show...
Honey I'm been a theater critic for 100 years
And it's always the same
The story is moving chock full of suspense
The plot takes a twist and the mood is intense
Then someone sings a song like this!
It doesn't make sense ... Puh-leeze! ... I hate musicals!
Gangs don't look tuff when they twirl and then snap
My gorge starts to rise when a nun starts to tap
And wouldn't you just love to slap Maria von Trapp
I'll tell you how to solve a problem like maria
Hey Ralf she's over there
I hate musicals
The show might be a trainwreck a unworthy of praise
Still there selling T-shirt's with their logos ablaze
Produces don't care when a musicals flopping
As long as everybody's busy drinking and shopping
I hate the genre it's all second rate
When forced to see this wreck I always come late
From overchure to curtain call it all turns me off
I sit there and cough the whole night long
Cause I hate musicals!
There doesn't seem to be a shred of anything new
The hottest shows were all composed by late '62
Now if you want to create a sensation
Use a Hollywood star and amplification
And whether the show is a hit or a flop
They sell T-shirts and caps with their logo on top
So even though you hate the show
At least you can shop, at a musical
I hate the genre it's all second rate
When forced to see this wreck I always come late
For overture to curtain call it all turns me off
I sit there and cough all night long
But not as much I hate this song!
Gosh. I'm SO sorry.... Maybe you should make one yourself, rather than criticizing others? ;(