You’re not supposed to run from most predators. Black bears you want to make yourself big and loud I think but if one goes after you then it’s trying to eat you. Grizzlies only really attack if they’re starving or if they have cubs and against a grizzly you want to slowly back away and if it goes for you, you have to get in the fetal position an cover your head and neck with your hands/arms.
@@FoxInSox30 you are correct but this one just ate ponds and pounds and pounds of cocaine (yes I know reality thrown out the window on this one lol) so I don't think normal practices work....he was headbanging a tree...lol
@@stevenhyde1No yeah, I consider myself pretty severely desensitized and even I was kinda sad by this death. On the bright side, hey! Pretty butterfly.
1:42 The scene of the bear jumping onto the woman and dragging her into the bushes is just like a scene from Jurassic Park/World where the velociraptors attack and kill a man who got caught off guard!
@@PiperVR I say funny cause well to me it was... And the movie is presented in a funny manner. Look at the movie honestly. It's comedic along with the music the dialogue. It's not just me. Besides 90 percent of the movie is bullshit. The only truth is that a bear ingested cocaine and died shortly after. Look it up. To the best of my knowledge no ppl were actually killed by this cocaine bear in real life.
@@dolphinsfan3245 No, the bear didn't kill anyone lol. It overdosed on the cocaine shortly after inhaling/ingesting it. Kinda makes 99% of the movie bullshit but it's still hilarious.
Because most of the time black bears are pretty chill as long as you respect their space. I see them all the time and they don't really care about people. Also, these guys are idiots.
@@ZaysWorld17 Yeah black bears are the ones you want to run into. Grizzlies are massive and aggressive, polar bears are one of the few animals that actively hunt people, sloth bears live in the same place as tigers so they are likely to attack of you breathe the wrong way, etc. Black bears are not very big and are often fairly timid.
So Aloy kills tons of Thunderjaws, Frost and Fire Claws and hundreds of robots, and she gets killed by a flesh and blood black bear. Elizabet would be disappointed.
And I watched it this Halloween. Very scary where the bear drags the woman into the bushes it's just like a similar scene from Jurassic Park where the velociraptors kill a man off gaurd in the first JP movie 1993. Wouldn't be great to have a scene cross over velociraptors vs Cocaine Bear!!
Oh look it’s the man who couldn’t defend a woman from a bear or another man! The woman and the ma can be killed by a bear or a man statiscialy speaking men commit the vast majority of violence more than females and bears. When you hurt us you blame us and when we get hurt you laugh. I stand by men in their pain and they can’t stand by us. You’ll fare better choosing a woman alone in the woods but not another man. Men even kill other men horribly. Maybe the man has bear spray but often the bear will leave you alone. I’d choose the bear as it can’t give me an STD or make me pregnant against my will and if she’s female i know she is protecting cubs. Beads can be more vicious but they don’t often hunt unless a polar bear. Men prey on women often and you’ll never know who will protect you or who will harm you. But you don’t care about women’s pain. Yet expect us to still submit to you
Watching the bear jump on the woman, I'd be more comfortable if it was a friendly bear, their pet maybe, and it was kissing her instead of mauling her.
It's funny how alot of movies with bears attacking people are black when Black bears usually run away and hardly ever attack people. Like the movie backcountry that movie was based on true events and the bear that supposedly attacked those people was a grizzly but in the movie it was a black bear it's just unrealistic when it shows a black bear attacking people when it hardly ever happens.
as a survivor of a bear attack as a baby by a hunter, my ghost friend antonio was really petrified of this movie as it was giving him a ptsd attack of what happened during that time. he would cling to me whenever he saw the bear killing someone onscreen and whimper like a scared dog. i understood he was scared by the movie and just held him there as i watched the movie with my parents and brother. after the movie was over, he was still a little scared from it, so i stayed with him on my bed until he fully managed to calm down. after he had managed to calm down, he told me that he never wants to see that movie again.
Can handle a Thunderjaw and Slaughterspine, fight off savage warriors, including their brutal leader Regalla, but cannot handle a furry little black bear ? I call shenanigans!!!
It's actually astonishing the number of people who have been mauled by bears because they stood around stupidly gawping and taking pictures. Respect predators, people. 😑
As someone who was eaten by a bear, I can confirm, it hurts.
What happened(hope you ok)
Did you survive the attack?
@@jasmineowens4741man of course that y he commented are u stupid or smthg
Bro did he survive he said he was attacked and if he wasn’t alive he wouldn’t have commented
@@keinajohnson4851 yes I hope you okay
*Bear high on cocaine sees hikers 😡*
*Bear high on cocaine sees butterfly 🥺*
Name the bear CB (Short for Cocaine Bear)
moral of the story: butterflies taste awful!
CB "Oh I love butterflies!"@@drawinaminutewithdr.rajasa8861
@@drawinaminutewithdr.rajasa8861moral of the story: it throws up of disgust
Jtjrk❤
Well he did say don't run
You’re not supposed to run from most predators. Black bears you want to make yourself big and loud I think but if one goes after you then it’s trying to eat you. Grizzlies only really attack if they’re starving or if they have cubs and against a grizzly you want to slowly back away and if it goes for you, you have to get in the fetal position an cover your head and neck with your hands/arms.
He should have just let her get mauled.
It would have given him more time to escape
@@FoxInSox30 you are correct but this one just ate ponds and pounds and pounds of cocaine (yes I know reality thrown out the window on this one lol) so I don't think normal practices work....he was headbanging a tree...lol
He Did Say That
@@M4A1BestGirl The bear is a girl?
0:57 *The way it Was staring at them😰*
YOU GOT GAMES ON UR PHONE ahh
Poor Elsa… and poor Olaf.
Classic, you made me spit my soda out thru my nose
Plus Anna and Kristof and Sven, Cocaine Beat would have killed the whole cast were he let loose on Frozen, there would have been no Frozen 2,...lol
😂😂
THANK GOD.
@@vintvarner16 Cocaine Bear
And this is why you don’t mess with Cocaine Bear.
“I’d chose the bear over the man!”
The bear:
at least the bear will ONLY eat you 🤷♂
@@olunatico425Right, because there's worse things then being eaten alive. 🙄
@@alexcarter2461bro has never heard of trauma
@@alexcarter2461rather be eaten then live with ptsd
@@_PeachTea_ okay
I think he was almost relieved when he ate her first giving him an option to run but of course he didn't 😁
Its a bit if realism tho, shock can cause this
Exactly!
He did survive in the opening scene, but later dies off camera later in the movie.
like those two j-offs in Alaska. One could have run. But she didn't.
i think the shock of watching your wife being eaten would stop you from running
First he behaved like a wild animal as it attacked those hikers, then it acted playful when a butterfly flew by
Shame Tormund couldn't get the other wildlings to help him trap the bear.
Tormund must have thought it was Sheila and believed he could tame her on his own.
@@rckblzr It was a male bear so he couldn't suckle it.
Nice
😅
This is the one death I actually found brutal and sad, the other deaths I understand the humor but this was kind of torturoues to be honest.
the two were basically like any typical person on their day out, which made it sadder since its more relatable
@PaleozoicProductions Didn't expect to get so much love on this comment. I thought I was being over sensitive, but I'm glad people agree!
What’s even more sadder is that the couple were expecting their first baby.
@@stevenhyde1No yeah, I consider myself pretty severely desensitized and even I was kinda sad by this death.
On the bright side, hey! Pretty butterfly.
Look on the bright side, if the werent hippy liberals, the might have been carrying and the bear could have been hurt.
We have such good luck in nature!
Famous last words
😂😂😂😂😂
indeed...so sad
0:11
Sorry guys but.........
1:45 it appears your luck has ran out....
1:44 Balloo's turned into a WWE wrestler
Bear: I smelled cocaine its their fault they bought it
0:47 Whoops, she accidentally called him by the actor’s name.
Lol inverse he could be named Olaf Kristoffer also
So this cold opening said a lot. They didn't know what to do but Elsa was overconfident and fearful.
1:42 The scene of the bear jumping onto the woman and dragging her into the bushes is just like a scene from Jurassic Park/World where the velociraptors attack and kill a man who got caught off guard!
Clever girl.
Clever bear!@@captainvalkyrie999
Wow Aloy could handle any robobeast out there but couldn't handle a simple black bear on cocaine or did she left her skills and weaponry at home 🤣
Oh shoot I didn’t know this was the woman that voiced aloy
nah she was just her character model not the voice. @@nakaylahsmith7356
@@nakaylahsmith7356she is the lady whose face was used as Aloy's. Hannah hoekstra
@@popolio5108 ohhhh. It’s crazy I see it now every time I see the clip. Can’t believe I didn’t notice before
The guy is the dude who played tormund in game of thrones
I'm So Happy That Clips From Cocaine Bear Are On Here
"How could you tell I'm Dutch?" Her accent :
This movie was a hoot. That bear sure loved biting off legs for starters.
That bear *is* the main character, no foolin around. That stare says everything
I love this movie I laughed so hard it was great😂
People are dying this movie Man
This movie is something else
Bro it was brutal I wouldn’t say funny
@@PiperVR I say funny cause well to me it was... And the movie is presented in a funny manner. Look at the movie honestly. It's comedic along with the music the dialogue. It's not just me. Besides 90 percent of the movie is bullshit. The only truth is that a bear ingested cocaine and died shortly after. Look it up. To the best of my knowledge no ppl were actually killed by this cocaine bear in real life.
@@dolphinsfan3245 No, the bear didn't kill anyone lol. It overdosed on the cocaine shortly after inhaling/ingesting it. Kinda makes 99% of the movie bullshit but it's still hilarious.
1:37 this man got juked by the ground 😂😂😂
Actually he tripped
@@Turboman-kx7ccit’s called sarcasm
I love how he probably got saved by the ground
Fr 😂
This scene had the best music. Wished we had this music in the whole movie
Why are they not worried in the slightest at the start? They're more fascinated
Because most of the time black bears are pretty chill as long as you respect their space. I see them all the time and they don't really care about people. Also, these guys are idiots.
@@RuffianLivesOn i didn’t know that
@@ZaysWorld17 Yeah black bears are the ones you want to run into. Grizzlies are massive and aggressive, polar bears are one of the few animals that actively hunt people, sloth bears live in the same place as tigers so they are likely to attack of you breathe the wrong way, etc. Black bears are not very big and are often fairly timid.
This is better than furry vengence.
Never heard of Furry Vengence.
@@bighand1530 Old kids movie starring Brendan Fraser.
0:43 bear is like: oh yeah that’s the spot, wait, are those humans taking pictures of me😂
They were taking photos without the Bears consent that's why it attacked 😂
0:56 bear:hey! stop taking picture of me!!!
See......she should've listen to him 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Freddy fazbear in hallway 0:44
Switching cams 0:48
Freddy in office 0:59
Jumpscare 1:54
So Aloy kills tons of Thunderjaws, Frost and Fire Claws and hundreds of robots, and she gets killed by a flesh and blood black bear. Elizabet would be disappointed.
LOL, this was probably Beta, not Aloy.
"There's nothing to be afraid of."
Never heard of tempting fate, has she?
Poor girl that boy didn’t say run and she die😂😂 1:48
Shut It don’t even know the characters names
@@RedBlockshasdripagreed
If I’ve learned anything from this movie it’s to not give bears cocaine, thanks cocaine bear!
Tormund forgot his axe and Aloy forgot her bow 😂
I am ready
To watch the whole movie
Same
It should be out now !
Just watched this movie tonight. That was different. Lol. Scary and funny at the same time. Good horror/comedy.
And I watched it this Halloween. Very scary where the bear drags the woman into the bushes it's just like a similar scene from Jurassic Park where the velociraptors kill a man off gaurd in the first JP movie 1993.
Wouldn't be great to have a scene cross over velociraptors vs Cocaine Bear!!
Bruh pls no I have exams tomorrow and cant stop thinking about this @@samc.o.3684
@@samc.o.3684 bruh no I have exams tomorrow and can't stop thinking about this
0:58 Bear: Hey! What are you two doing in my territory?!
IF it's black fight back if it's brown lie down If it's white say goodnight
They ran away that's a sign saying I'm nice prey 💀
0:56 what did he say 😂😂
Bro, turn into an angry Bird 1:44
is this what they mean when they said "Man or Bear"
Oh look it’s the woman who chose the bear. 😂
Oh look it’s the man who couldn’t defend a woman from a bear or another man! The woman and the ma can be killed by a bear or a man statiscialy speaking men commit the vast majority of violence more than females and bears. When you hurt us you blame us and when we get hurt you laugh. I stand by men in their pain and they can’t stand by us. You’ll fare better choosing a woman alone in the woods but not another man. Men even kill other men horribly. Maybe the man has bear spray but often the bear will leave you alone. I’d choose the bear as it can’t give me an STD or make me pregnant against my will and if she’s female i know she is protecting cubs. Beads can be more vicious but they don’t often hunt unless a polar bear. Men prey on women often and you’ll never know who will protect you or who will harm you. But you don’t care about women’s pain. Yet expect us to still submit to you
Tormund claims he’s f*cked a bear so this should’ve been light work 😂
This is why you always hike with a fat, slow friend. It gives you an additional margin of error.
Uuuuh... lol, I guess?
Damn poor aloy can take on any robot but not a bear high on cocaine
1:38 Note to self:When a black bear on high drugs is chasing me, unintentionally trip on something while there is somebody I don’t know with me😃
Those Two Couples Didn't Know That Black Bear Did Cocaine.
Gosh how brutal. I cannot believe the man didn’t run when the woman was attacked
He was frozen in shock
If someone I knew was getting murdered by a bear I would try to help them even if it may be pointless
he was an adventurer but one day he took an arrow in the knee
I heard he asked that girl if they want to have a child I don’t think he’s gonna have any children because she’s dead
who made this movie....seem like it came from the 90s... .its so good
This movie almost killed me from me laughing at it.
Suppose to look like was made in 80 s
He saw that butterfly and said you can get it too 😂
This movie gonna scare yogi alot...
Well Olaf isn’t wrong “If it’s black fight back, if it’s brown lay down” but if it’s white then good night, but what if it’s black and white 🐼?
She called him kristofer
Whoever gave the characters these names was probably inspired by Frozen.
Hell yhea
It's so interesting to see the face of Aloy in the movie
Id keep the bag on to protect my back from those claws 😂
Aloy looks better in movie than the game 😂
What a cute bear right? it wasn't a teddy bear 🤣🤣🤣
Cocaine Ted
Thought she said “there’s nothing to be afraid of…🤠”
Watching the bear jump on the woman, I'd be more comfortable if it was a friendly bear, their pet maybe, and it was kissing her instead of mauling her.
Yeah I would too lmao
the girl: at least it was not a man
She picked the bear.
Poor Aloy
It's funny how alot of movies with bears attacking people are black when Black bears usually run away and hardly ever attack people. Like the movie backcountry that movie was based on true events and the bear that supposedly attacked those people was a grizzly but in the movie it was a black bear it's just unrealistic when it shows a black bear attacking people when it hardly ever happens.
This is why you need to listen to your man.
Goddammit I had so much hope on Aloy!!!
Who thinks that this is just like the grizzly man situation
as a survivor of a bear attack as a baby by a hunter, my ghost friend antonio was really petrified of this movie as it was giving him a ptsd attack of what happened during that time. he would cling to me whenever he saw the bear killing someone onscreen and whimper like a scared dog. i understood he was scared by the movie and just held him there as i watched the movie with my parents and brother. after the movie was over, he was still a little scared from it, so i stayed with him on my bed until he fully managed to calm down. after he had managed to calm down, he told me that he never wants to see that movie again.
I learned from that man who was reporting from Yellowstone with the Bison. Here are his exact words. "Oh, hell no I am not messing with you."
2:24 Looks like Tormund told tall tales...didnt like him much
Can handle a Thunderjaw and Slaughterspine, fight off savage warriors, including their brutal leader Regalla, but cannot handle a furry little black bear ? I call shenanigans!!!
That right there is why you carry a gun.
can't imagine the pain she felt when she was mauled by that bear
Always obey a knowledgeable person
- A wise man
This must be the scene how tik tok got the bear or man question..lol
When bro said "don't run" she ran. When bro seem she lost her leg. Bro should've gotten up and "RUN" 😂😂😂
Starting 😮
Middle 💀
End 🦋🥰
The bear was really on cocaine?🤣
Yes
@@mariamarroquin1663 Cocaine
Only the bear distance the Cocaine It’ll distract her
@@TrainerTheOctoling That bear is a druggie.
Yes based on true story ! But the real cocaine bear dint eat any one
It's ok. They are just hippies.
Please, a remake but with a zombie bear!!! 🧟🐻
Poor tormund
Elsa And Olaf Are From Forzen
Real Tormund would have chased the bear not the other way around
So this is the bear's hallucinations after ingesting those cocaine since it died within an hour after consuming it...
1:04 💀💀
Run Aloy!
Note to self: never give drugs to bears
i give this 10/10
That's not usually how he handles bears, if memory serves.
Again Tormund survived where he actually shouldn't have😂
Dropping your stuff would be smart
And did you know they were gonna have a scene where Olaf's face gets ripped off?
I wish these were two other people getting eaten by Mr. Cocaine Bear lol
MRS cocaine bear... sorry if I spoiled for ya
Is it so cute?
bear:1000 yard stare hikers:ITS BLACK
Now where did i heard cocaine before?
that bear scared me 😂😂
It's actually astonishing the number of people who have been mauled by bears because they stood around stupidly gawping and taking pictures. Respect predators, people. 😑