The oldest recorded joke is a fart joke, it was Sumerian "“Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband’s lap.”
In Oz, after 7.30pm you can have swearing, nudity and sex scenes on free-to-air TV. Not that it is used inappropriately. But it does show up. So what is a little sexual innuendo over coffee in the morning?
"Parchment sheet" shouldn't have got the laughs it did. The long E and short I sounds are not distinguished in the Romance languages, which is why a Brazilian friend of mine used to laugh when I talked about "sheet music". (Same friend also thought it was funny to put "adobo spice" in my cooking because apparently "adobo" or something close to it means "poop" (as she called it) in Portuguese. It's actually from the Philippines by way of a Spanish word that means "marinade".)
Poor hockey announcer was just doing his job. If the hockey player has a length of his stick shaft in hand but only say eight inches, then the stick must be broken. Playing with a broken stick incurs a two minute penalty in the NHL, so the player must have presence of mind to drop the stick quickly to avoid the penalty.
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2:10 NICE HOLLY BOOTAAAYYY
@@Majerly_Annoyed she's amazingly sexy........Venus with arms
@@Majerly_Annoyed I get excited Every time she shows up.
Yooo that show is too good not to be seen on American tv
Uh oh she got dat wagon bois 😂😂😂
Poor Gino, so innocent in his pronunciation of English words with Holly and Phil practically wetting themselves
Got
Do you three are so hilarious together absolutely love them
Not entirely innocent. He's playing innocent and getting away with it.
I think Gino knows exactly what he's doing and he knows the infantile Holly and Phil will be hysterical in seconds.
"Eight inches of shaft in his hand." 😂😂😂😂 hahahaha
@Mats Just imagine how much shaft he'd have left if he hadn't broken it?... That was one very blessed hockey player! 😊
His face though
I Lol for that one 🤣
The face of instant regret
That never gets old. I must have took it out of context because I thought it was an NBA game. 😂
“He’s standing in front of the net with about 8 inches of his shaft in his hand” lmaoooo
I love his face afterwards lol
@Jess That is one very blessed hockey player! 😊
1:07 when he realized.. omg funniest thing ever.. xD
2:39 "Italian sausage, you will know because they're usually bigger than the English one." Phil - Nope.
Nope. I’m out ✌️😭
Gino is brilliant don't turn around haha
Gino is hilarious!!
Fart jokes NEVER FAIL.
Farts are TIMELESS.
The oldest recorded joke is a fart joke, it was Sumerian "“Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband’s lap.”
@@James-yz4gw Yes! Awesome you brought that up here!
G spot you say 😂😂😂😂
Maybe it was just that one station, but Australian news shows seems way more fun then in America.
A root canal is more fun than CNN
In Oz, after 7.30pm you can have swearing, nudity and sex scenes on free-to-air TV. Not that it is used inappropriately. But it does show up. So what is a little sexual innuendo over coffee in the morning?
Definitely way more "fun" than the toxic far-left media Corp that owns media in the U.S.
Holly is so adorable that Philip & Gino like to prank her; thanks for uploading
"She's got quite the uterus" lmaoooo
Hmmm can’t stop laughing where has Gino gone Dam Good Morning Show 😂 thank you for sharing 😂
Holly has it going on back there.
Holly looks great in that red dress.
Holly looks great. 😏
Gotta love other countries where they can say a risque joke and no one freaks out. Not like the PC police here in the states.
"The Italian sausage is bigger than the British one..."
Me: How do you know,sir? You seen it before?"
LOL.
The three doing the cooking show are awesome!
Uranus is visible too....🤣
Phillip Schofield knows all about sausages. 😏
It's always a good day when Uranus is on the horizon.
news stations would get way more ratings if they just left all their bloopers on the air, seeing people have fun is one of the best things in life
Holy shit! They cooking show is hilarious!!!
ruclips.net/video/RptLpY7vseo/видео.html
I could watch these All Day! Fantastic, needless to say.
At t he 2:10 mark ....now try that in studio North America!!!!!! Another reason to visit Australia for me. :)
Bruh that's not Australia, thats American show itv
"I have no words... except that we're going to be on RUclips in a few minutes."
Oh I laughed so much and it was all very innocent😅
OMG! He was saying "sheet!" LOL These people are great. They just go with it.
She should have said: As always, my pleasure.
And then the YT thing.
I gotta go and visit that melon fest! 😂
"Nice melons." "I like melons. The bigger the better." ME TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
It was a cold day 😂😂😂😂
2:29 guy in the grey coat... am I missing something?
And yes it’s a bit nipply out today 😆
He is a patient of Vitiligo
😳 Took me a while but... uhm...
@@Terminator19782 v-what?
@@motionmadness2735 its a condition
@@lulgrim hehe ik now I googled it 🤣 but ty though.
1:50 that was a 100% lucifer move
I wish today show and new I’m the USA was as funny and dirty as in Australia love this
2:19
Got ya!
The last one has a part after it that's even funnier than what they said in this video
A good sense of humor is a good thing ... damnit !
The Italian chef stole Charro's act
Australia 🔥🔥🔥🔥😂😂😂
Did anyone notice the guys hand at 2:30-37? Something doesn't add up
He is a patient of Vitiligo
Ik I noticed I thought bout Blackfacin
No no nvm lol there gloves
Holly has the figure of a goddess. Oh boy.
I know such nice curves.
I loved the 2 years I lived there in Sydney!!!
Did you go to Bathurst and watch the supercar race?
Why is the black guys hands white at 2:30
0:07 Guy looks like Christopher Reeve after the accident.
Baldy or big head, to be fair they both look like Reeve at different stages.
"The Italian sausage is bigger than the British one..."
Me: How do you know,sir? You seen it before?"
LOL.
Australian Guys Reporters are Very Good Looking 👍😋😊😉😘
2:04 One person didn't get turned on!
Peter Brock is a Bathurst legend
Put a third of it on the sheet.
2:16 best clip
Apparently there's a goaltender with an 8 inch shaft.
@Brad I wonder how big his shaft was before he broke it?... That's what I'd like to know! 😊
So is that dude black with white hands or white with a black head?
Mamá mía!😍I gotta move to Australia! 👌🥰👉🍑at 2:10
SKIP TO 2:35
HOW DOES A MAN OF COLOR HAVE.... HANDS OF COLOR LOL 😂
Hum 2:33. Black gentleman with white hands. What?
Holly is so attractive
2:33
Am I trippin ?
Or do you all see that the guy's hands don't match his face!
@Lo Deron Oh dang!
Ya that sounds right! First I thought they were gloves!
Maybe he's got the black face?
Used to be popular to do that 🤔
2:30 black guy with white hands , what's up with that
Gloves
Skin condition
Blackface
2:30 what are we seeing here?
"Parchment sheet" shouldn't have got the laughs it did. The long E and short I sounds are not distinguished in the Romance languages, which is why a Brazilian friend of mine used to laugh when I talked about "sheet music". (Same friend also thought it was funny to put "adobo spice" in my cooking because apparently "adobo" or something close to it means "poop" (as she called it) in Portuguese. It's actually from the Philippines by way of a Spanish word that means "marinade".)
Poor hockey announcer was just doing his job. If the hockey player has a length of his stick shaft in hand but only say eight inches, then the stick must be broken. Playing with a broken stick incurs a two minute penalty in the NHL, so the player must have presence of mind to drop the stick quickly to avoid the penalty.
Is the guy at 2:29 in blackface?
What is going on with white hands and black face? In confused
I'm I the only one confused about the guy in brown face at 2:30.
Seriously!
2:29 why does that Black guy have white hands? or vice versa? 🤔
2:04 - Yeah, that's not ok, at all.
She seemed ok with it
Why did black guy have white hands
2:10 I am amazed they both didn’t get fired there
She’s got it going on why hide it.
Well Phill knows all about sausage ...! Shame his wife and kids didn't know !
I can show to you how to make a sets of twins, triplets and quadruplets.
Lols.
Gotta love other countries where they can say a risque joke and no one freaks out. Not like the PC police here in the states.
‘News Bloopers’
Mostly Gino doing his thing with Holly & Phil on daytime tv.
those aussie gals....
Possum & Shit ... who would've figured that out ?
2:05 DOES HE STILL HAVE A JOB ?
FUNNY
How this guy is Afro-American having a Irish man hands at the same time wtf
I think it’s vertigo
@@christiano9597 Vitiligo
I can confirm the bigger the mellons the better lol.
This all makes sense now since we knew Phillip was gay. By the way, that show isn't a news show.
I've watched several videos. I think sexual innuendos are most purposeful by many news source's. Ratings maybe? How can they bolster viewers?
Black guy with white hands??
3:41 - The Biggah! The Bettah!!?? What country is this!?!? Accent is weird!!!
Aussie.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
2:29 The whitest hands I've ever seen on a black person. CGI perhaps?
That looks so weird. What the heck is it.
@@junesondrab3833 born with different skin pigment or something. I know a few people like him. Birth defect.
@2:30 Hands
Lol
Are Bigger ?
anybody else confused by the black guy with white hands...................?
For the love of God, somebody PLEASE teach this guy how to properly pronounce Uranus. It's not "your anus"; its "URINE-us"
That's how it's pronunced in the U.S.
to be TOTALLY honest romantically i did do and/or probably will SOMEWHAT like holly willoughby because of her SEMI attractive face
Why did that Black guy have white hands???????
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What the fuck u on about
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