+Leonard Valverde Kenobi cut off all his limbs, threw him into a pit of lava, and left him to die. Also the Jedi order was really fucked up I mean look at Yoda "Feel emotion you must not. Care for others you must not" and all that shit I mean the Jedi order was so fucked up fight me.
1:34 "That does sound pretty good." Not gonna lie, I would have joined him. I mean, sure I would feel a little bad about it, but I just don't have that impulse control, you know.
And then - Darth Vadar: I have a daughter, too?! Wow, this is a miracle! I have a family! Now if only some convenient plot device in one of the next three movies mysteriously brings back my dead wife, things will be a-ok! I'll still be a dark lord, but I'll be a family-man dark lord; it will really inspire my troops that I've gotten in touch with my softer, more sensitive dark-side.
Darth Vader has actually always had a thing for corny lines. I mean, come on, he has literally never choked someone without saying something silly yet intimidating. "I find your lack of faith disturbing." "Be careful not to choke on your aspirations, Director." "If this is a consular ship, where is the ambassador?" "You have failed me for the last time." "Apology accepted, Captain Needa."
I'm really surprised he didn't do that in the original film to be honest (stopping luke from falling....) he could've still gotten away somehow, but come on, that would've been a funny tidbit. I hate it when villains suddenly forget what super powers they have so the hero can make their escape for the next film...
Luke always said that his father could have killed him on Bespin, but chose not to. This was Luke's reasoning for believing there was good in him. Darth Vader didn't want to kill his son. He was sort of in shock and probably let him go, feeling shitty that his son hates him (go figure though, honestly).
Vader: "I have a son?" Emperor: "No I said Anakin has a so-" Vader: "I HAVE A SON!" Emperor: "Wait- where are you going." The Emperor just says it so calmly, I died!
That whole thing about "we have a new enemy" plays out really weirdly as "the son of Skywalker must not become a Jedi." Luke should have been given a different last name if he's in hiding; and I don't like the name Anakin, either.
Probably from the same reason Obiwan let Vader cut him in two . and by that I mean the Jedi nonsense " It is the right thing to do" moment or " it has to be like this" piece of crap . Anyway , Vader is very funny
You know, why do people give problems like this a pass in the original trilogy but have a hissy fit when they occur in the prequels? The prequels deserve a better rep. Except Episode 2. That movie was sheit.
I would have liked some alternatives, like if Luke never showed up. Or went immediately, to save them in the nick of time, which is what people say was expected to happen so they wouldn't have time to put Han into Carbon Freeze.
"Where do you think you're going!?" "AW COME ON!" "This is not an negotiation." "LET ME GO!" "I am your father and I say we're going home." "YOU'RE THE WORST DAD EVER!" "More like the most powerful dad ever. *chuckles*"
Seriously does no one understand why Obiwan let Vader kill him? Obiwan was a seventy year old Jedi who was in a death duel with a fifty year old Sith Lord who was extremely strong in the force and was half machine. It was like fighting a General Grievous if he had been a Jedi (Grievous was trained to use lightsabers, but had no connection to the force). Obiwan knew he wouldn't walk away, so he put all of his focus on becoming force presence so he could still help Luke. He allowed Vader to kill his body so his spirit could live and guide Luke. Also he distracted Vader so Luke, Leia, Han, and Chewy could escape. I have questions about Star Wars but that ain't one of them. My question is that why is there no Star Wars : Knights of The Old Republic movie / anime?
InvertedInvert I would have liked that better myself. It would have made more sense and it would have made more sense if the Ewokes had been Wookies (Wookies are badass).
Magnus Juul if you are reffering to Obi Wan letting Vader kill him thats an easy one. 1.Obi Wan did not fear death as he was one with the force. 2.If Obi Wan kept fighting Luke would try to help and die or get captured 3. Obi Wan knew he couldnt beat Vader so once he realized Luke is safe he decided to be a Force Ghost and generally not waste Vader's time.(All tho Obi Wan beat Vader once it was because Obi Wan was 30-35 at that time and Anakin was still learning meanwhile now Anakin has a suit that keeps him fresh while Obi Wan is just old.. also Anakin was supposed to be the strongest Jedi of all time so its only natural in his prime to be able to beat a strong but still mediocre Obi Wan. )
Vader for How it Should Have Ended Force Awakens: *SPOILERS* "I have a grandson too? I'M A GRANDFATHER?! That is wonderful! I must tell everyone! Hey Obi Wan, I have a grandson! I have a grandson, Yoda! I have a grandson, Force! I have a grandson Ghost Solo! And he's just like me! Oh wait, that's bad isn't it?"
0:34 For the record in original script after cutting Luke Skywalker's hand and expression "You killed my father", Darth Vader, didn't say "No. I am your father", but "No. Obiwan Kenobi killed your father".
The first time A New Hope came out, Han Solo was killed in the first take . . . Greedo didn't know he was suppose to miss . . . Took 20 years for Greedo to finally get it right . . . Thank goodness for Khan's magic blood or else there'd be no Han Solo past the first five minutes of his introduction . . .
“What? I have a son?” “No I said Anakin Skywalker has a son you are Darth Vader.” “I have a son! This is wonderful!! I must see him!” “Wait....where are you going?” “Hey everyone have you heard the news? I‘m a father whoohooo!!” “I have a son Stormtroopers! I have a son asteroid! Hey bounty hunters, guess what, I have a son! Did you know that? I have a son little droid that drives around the hallways. I have a son lightspeeeeeeeeeeeeed!!”
Nooo nooooooooo noooooo I know your upset but I’m really excited that I finally get to meet you You cut off my hand Don’t be a cry baby Luke I had both my arms and legs cut off
Why did ObiWan let himself get cut in half? It served no purpose and he could've help Luke in training to become a Jedi, I mean he should've been killed off in the Strikes Back
+Cyril Smith VA Well when you look at the scene he would have to get past Darth Vader and a ton of Storm Troopers in order to get to the Falcon and considering that Vader is a lot more powerful here then he was in Revenge of the Sith I think ObiWan knew he was going to die anyway.
+Cyril Smith VA In the script, Obi-Wan actually did escape with them. But during filming, Lucas realized that Obi-Wan had nothing to do in the final act of the movie. So he made the Jedi Knight go out in style. Then when the time came to write Empire, he had to invent Yoda.
Obi Wan: "You were the chosen one, Annakin! You were supposed to bring balance to the Force, not leave it in darkness!" Annakin: "Oh, really? Apologies, my Master, I didn't realize! My bad!" I'm sorry, I just had to😂
DV-"Where do you think you're going?" LS-"Aww, come on!" DV-"This is not a negotiation." LS-"Let me go!" DV-"I'm your father, and I say we're going home." LS-"Ugh, you're the worst dad ever!" DV-"More like the most powerful dad ever! Haha..." XD
Darth Vader: He's going to be so excited! Luke: NOOOOO!!!!! Vader: I know your upset and this is a little shocking, but I'm just so happy to finally meet you! Luke: You cut off my hand! Vader: Ahh don't be a baby Luke. I had both my hands and legs cut off. As I was saying, join me and together we can defeat the emperor and rule the galaxy as father and son. Luke: Hmmm, that does sound pretty good, but do we have to rule from the dark side? Vader: Yes, that's how it works. Luke: Then I'll never join you. See ya. Vader: Oh, hold on! Where do you think you're going? Luke: Oh come on! Vader: This is not a negotiation. Luke: Let me go! Vader: I am your father and I say we're going home. Luke: Your the worst dad ever! Vader: More like the most powerful dad ever!
***** No, he can use the force without waving around. So he kinda never needed to move his hand in the first place(which is only mechanic as we all know, so a habit maybe?).
Now I will NEVER see Empire Strikes Back again without thinking of this scene of "More like the Most Powerful Dad Ever". Thanks for Ruining this classic film for me.
“I have a son!? I must tell everyone!” 😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏💯💯💯. I love this gag so much, they’ve referenced in ROTS/ROTJ, etc. So iconic, especially the bespin scene here.
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"Ah, don't be a baby Luke. I had both my legs and arms cut off."
+SideKick Archer And had 90% of his body burned....
Yeah! I've had MY legs and arms cut off, no big deal!!! lololololol
ikr
+SideKick Archer The Black knight scoffs at that.
It was just a flesh wound.
"He's going to be so excited!"-Darth Vader..."NNOOOOOO!! Nooo!!!"-Luke Skywalker...LOL
HILARIOUS!!! 😂
he did kill Kenobi and a planet and the Jedi order, wow
+Leonard Valverde & multiple younglings
+Awesome101 "Do not want" - Luke
+Leonard Valverde Kenobi cut off all his limbs, threw him into a pit of lava, and left him to die.
Also the Jedi order was really fucked up I mean look at Yoda "Feel emotion you must not. Care for others you must not" and all that shit I mean the Jedi order was so fucked up fight me.
I love the ongoing gag about Anakin telling everybody he’s a dad 😂
"I HAVE A SON! THIS IS WONDERFUL! I must see him!"
This boy is son of anakin skywalker your Arę darth vader
nikolet xDee this is wonderful !!! I must see him !!! Lol 🤓🤓🤓🤓
I know! It's so ridiculous. "I HAVE A SON!!!!" "I HAVE A DAUTER TOO???" "I'M GOING TO BE A FATHER????" "I HAVE A GRANDSON TOO????"
Anakin was always like since Ep. 3 - 9 in HISHE EPISODES
Ethakaingeneral, YOU ARE A GRANDFATHER TOO?
I have a son little droid that drives around the hallways...
Lol. I loved that part. (Even though the droid is called a Mouse Droid)
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Even in space they have mice
I read this the exact moment it happened.
"This is not a negotiation. I am your father, and I say we're going home." Best thing since sliced bread.
***** and Star Wars
Bartosz Cieplinski and Empire Strikes Back
sliced bread
TheKnightofLore ?
Jonathan DeMel sliced break. Rawr. this isn't negotiation, rawr.
Obi-Wan: "Maybe you should not have let him go alone."
Yoda: *"Maybe getting cut in half for no reason you should not have."*
He has a point there.
Exactly what was obi wan trying to achieve by getting darth mauled
@@Justaguy852 HahHHaaHA
@@Justaguy852 He knew Luke wouldn't leave if he was still alive
lol
Kenobi knew he wasn't going to survive his fight with Vader. By continuing to fight he knew it was going to draw Luke in and get him killed.
Vader is adorable!
+MJk Slasher yup.
+MJk Slasher I know right I like this Vader better hes very funny
+Blanca Rosales ikr
MJk Slasher WHAT?!
MJk Slasher your kiddin', right?
Star Destroyer Officers: as long as he's not choking us, he can act as crazy as he wants.
Yeah pretty much lol
as long as he pay us.
+Nathaniel Levesque Its a big improvement actually.
Oficiales;mientras no estrangule por nosotros que vader enloquezca
Am I the only one that likes Vader this way more??? 😂
I love him like that!!! :D
Me too
he's relatable in this version anyone who was a robot guy who thought his kids were dead finds out he has a son I know i'd be exited
+Demon Z Well we've all been there... :p
I love him like this I wanna see a series animated this way of Vader just like this
I think it would be funny if they said
"But you cut off my hand"
"It's a skywalker tradition"
connor watson haha leia should be conceded lucky then haha
@@loiswolf9942 when you think about it, it only seems to apply to the men in the family
Ohhhh my GOD
Haha haha 😆🤣😂 !!!
Every true Skywalker must do 3 things in his life:
1 - Lose hand
2 - Blow up cosmic station
3 - Turn over all the Galaxy
"No doubt we will have fun ruling the galaxy together!"
Milliseconds later...
"Nooooooooooo Noooooooooo Noooooooo"
"... I know you seem upset
Besty1201 Videos
There are alot of Nos in Star Wars
Best1201 videos
@@HaywardEntertainment There are a lot of severed limbs in Star Wars
You're the worst dad ever!
"Whoa whoa! What are you doing? You shot first."
_Yeah......why wouldn't I?_
"I uh......I don't know the answer to that."
Cause I'm Batman.
lol
Bobba Fett: I used to have a father :'(
that is exaxtly what I was thinking!
+EM11212 *exactly
If y'all would kindly look, the joke is going over your heads, which is easy if you're like Jango
Max J ayeeeee
I get you
SUB ZERO Boba is an unaltered clone of jango requested by jango
"This is not a negotiation"
"Let me go!"
"I am your father and I say were going home"
"Your the worst dad ever!"
More like the most powerful dad ever!
I know right
hehehe
@@patrickglover7506 Vader should have caught Luke with the Force back in the movie
@@TheWarmachine375 yeah. Why didn't he?
i love how vader acts in this series whenever he finds out hes a dad
Hey guys! My secret wife is pregnant with twins!
It's actually whenever someone has children in general. I guess he just really likes kids- which must sting like crazy.
@@nadiamozerhusain4259 anakin likes kids so much, he massacres them during revenge of the sith
Yep
This is exactly what happened and no one can convince me otherwise
Did Lucas change it again?
+MrArmystrong85 This is the epitome of fan fiction.
+Valpas Kankaristo not until the ultimate anniversary 4k remastered ultra hd lenticular limited edition
+Log Dog Is there a fan fiction of this?
Julie McIntyre I'm sure that if you looked hard enough, you would find some.
1:34 "That does sound pretty good."
Not gonna lie, I would have joined him. I mean, sure I would feel a little bad about it, but I just don't have that impulse control, you know.
The deal breaker for me is if I can't have a cool suit like his.
I'm aware of the canon (the real one, not disney's) but that doesn't take away from the fact that Vader's outfit looks awesome.
R.I.P. Carrie Fisher, she is one with the force now
Aakash Vadher too true
And now Peter Mayhew has gone to join her. 😞
@@rapogirl1391 you forgot Kenny baker!
As is Christopher Lee
And David Prowse
Obi-Wan: maybe you shouldnt of let Luke go alone
Yoda: Maybe getting cut in half for no reason you should not have
Yoda:1
Obi-wan:0
Jack Mehoff But Obi wan! (This pun was terrible)
But obi wan had the "high" ground
#YodaBurn
+Jack Mehoff I love that little ''up-down'' judgemental look Yoda does at the very last second
*thung life music and cigarette for yoda*
And then - Darth Vadar: I have a daughter, too?! Wow, this is a miracle! I have a family! Now if only some convenient plot device in one of the next three movies mysteriously brings back my dead wife, things will be a-ok! I'll still be a dark lord, but I'll be a family-man dark lord; it will really inspire my troops that I've gotten in touch with my softer, more sensitive dark-side.
did u see how Return of the Jedi should have ended
I did, after I saw this.
trollofduty007
julye koutselas already saw this
I have a son little droid that drives down the hallways...😂
Starscream_454
That's is my favorite droid
Mouse droid
Loved that line.
"I HAVE A SON LIGHT SPEEEEEEEED!"
me to
Luke: "I'll never join you!"
Darth Vader: "Hello, 'I'll-never-join-you', I am your father."
Luke: "Nooooo! Nnnoooo!"
The Dark Lord of dad jokes
A.k.a.
The Dad Lord
@@akmayernick3722 the Dad Lord is here. Run for your life!
Darth Vader has actually always had a thing for corny lines. I mean, come on, he has literally never choked someone without saying something silly yet intimidating. "I find your lack of faith disturbing." "Be careful not to choke on your aspirations, Director." "If this is a consular ship, where is the ambassador?" "You have failed me for the last time." "Apology accepted, Captain Needa."
I love dad jokes
1:55 I think Vader just accidently dropped his son back into the void....
reagmaster12
Nah, he got him closer
reagmaster12. Na he crushed his leg
*AAAAAHHHHHH!*
No he just broke his ankle into pieces
I died laughing when Yoda said ''maybe getting cut in half for no reason,you should not have''
yeah ....obi-wan didn't needed to duel with vader in the first movie ...
ΨΨΨ Koxik King ΨΨΨ i was like 'apply cool water to area of burn'.
I always Felt that Obi Wan should of keep battling Vader & Tell Luke to leave.
I just saw _Hardware Wars_ again, where he stays behind and they all mutter, "Martyr!"
1:51 I'd so love to see them living in Vader's cheap Mustafar house...
...from Rogue One.
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Awesome Lawson
If Luke said "Let me go".
Vader: "Why?"
Luke: Because I'll rebel
me: Mind.Blown
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I love that little droid
That droid is awesome !
+Buğra Alparslan he's my favorite star wars character really
+JediReed no,the mouse droid
it's got a wee dog face on it.
In the new star wars battlefront game on one of the main-screen scenes its does a little dance around an AT-AT, so cute and awesome.
I'm really surprised he didn't do that in the original film to be honest (stopping luke from falling....) he could've still gotten away somehow, but come on, that would've been a funny tidbit. I hate it when villains suddenly forget what super powers they have so the hero can make their escape for the next film...
***** That's what I mean, they could've done that but chose not to.
TheGamingTurret i think he could have been surprised (in shock) that he just jumped and before it registered he was gone
Luke always said that his father could have killed him on Bespin, but chose not to. This was Luke's reasoning for believing there was good in him. Darth Vader didn't want to kill his son. He was sort of in shock and probably let him go, feeling shitty that his son hates him (go figure though, honestly).
in the entire saga of star wars you never see a jedi levitating another person ..just objects and robots made of objects.
@@ProbeGear I know this is an old comment, but as of Kenobi, that is no longer true.
Vader: "I have a son?"
Emperor: "No I said Anakin has a so-"
Vader: "I HAVE A SON!"
Emperor: "Wait- where are you going."
The Emperor just says it so calmly, I died!
That whole thing about "we have a new enemy" plays out really weirdly as "the son of Skywalker must not become a Jedi." Luke should have been given a different last name if he's in hiding; and I don't like the name Anakin, either.
If I had a bad-ass dad who offered to rule the galaxy as father and son I would say: Aye!
+J. Midnite A father you've never known for your entire life until a minute after you were duelling him to the death?
Sounds legit.
+UndisputedElite Lol
Aye
But do we have to rule from the dark side?
+Summer Saturday then I would never join you
In space, nobody can hear you scream about having a son. :P
But he is inside the ship
+marcelo rocha You don't say!? Um, do you know what a joke is?
+OrangeKyle91 a joke is supposed to be funny.
+Anas Rachidi hahahagagahaha
just imagine how much debt he is in child support
Seriously why didn't Vader just pull Luke back up with the force!?
Probably from the same reason Obiwan let Vader cut him in two . and by that I mean the Jedi nonsense " It is the right thing to do" moment or " it has to be like this" piece of crap . Anyway , Vader is very funny
If Vader could control bodies like that why wouldn't he just break Lukes arms and not fight?
Deliciousbutter Why are we saying "If Vader could control bodies"? Isn't he famous for choking people to death with the force THROUGH TELEVISIONS?
the_numbers yeah . so it's probably that nonsense "I have a plan for him" moment
You know, why do people give problems like this a pass in the original trilogy but have a hissy fit when they occur in the prequels? The prequels deserve a better rep.
Except Episode 2. That movie was sheit.
You knew a movie is good when HISHE barely change the plot
I would have liked some alternatives, like if Luke never showed up. Or went immediately, to save them in the nick of time, which is what people say was expected to happen so they wouldn't have time to put Han into Carbon Freeze.
Palpatine: "I have a granddaughter! This is amazing news! I must tell everyone! Hey Vader, I have a granddaughter!"
Rey: ...Skywalker.
Anakin: WHAT? I AM A STEP-GRANDFATHER? LET'S TELL EVERYONE!
Botye Bence
Palp’s: no, No!
"Where do you think you're going!?"
"AW COME ON!"
"This is not an negotiation."
"LET ME GO!"
"I am your father and I say we're going home."
"YOU'RE THE WORST DAD EVER!"
"More like the most powerful dad ever. *chuckles*"
I always wonder why Vader did not use the Force to stop Luke from falling down back in the original.
@@TheWarmachine375 plot armor
@@TheWarmachine375 plot armour 🤷🏼♂️🤷🏼♂️
"You shot first."
"Yeah. Why wouldn't I do that?"
lol xD
***** The thing is, Greedo didn't even shoot in the original theatrical release.
This is why star wars is comedic gold .
***** what if greedo was a completely assumed scumbag of tattoine and han knows that ? hes name is greedo for fucks sake .
Illiterate Person that's racist!
Seriously does no one understand why Obiwan let Vader kill him?
Obiwan was a seventy year old Jedi who was in a death duel with a fifty year old Sith Lord who was extremely strong in the force and was half machine.
It was like fighting a General Grievous if he had been a Jedi (Grievous was trained to use lightsabers, but had no connection to the force).
Obiwan knew he wouldn't walk away, so he put all of his focus on becoming force presence so he could still help Luke.
He allowed Vader to kill his body so his spirit could live and guide Luke.
Also he distracted Vader so Luke, Leia, Han, and Chewy could escape.
I have questions about Star Wars but that ain't one of them.
My question is that why is there no Star Wars : Knights of The Old Republic movie / anime?
Joshua : And if he hadn't died, he wouldn't have been able to help him destroy the Death Star.
***** In one of the original scripts Obi-Wan survives all 3 movies. He originally just stood with everyone else on Yavin IV.
InvertedInvert I would have liked that better myself. It would have made more sense and it would have made more sense if the Ewokes had been Wookies (Wookies are badass).
Joshua Obi Wan wasn't killed by Vader. He made one with the Force. Vader's lightsaber never touched Obi Wan - just his robe.
Joshua Why even confront vader in the first place?
I have a son, little droid that drives around the hallways!
It's actually called a mouse droid.
I have a son, Lightspeeed!
Wooooooo
Vader: he's going to be soo excited!
Luke: 1:07
"You are the worst dad ever"
"Or like the most powerful dad ever hehe"
rofl
Negan He is indeed the worst dad ever. He destroyed his daughter's adoptive home planet and cut off his son's arm
If my father was Darth Vader I would join him no matter what
yoda has a point there...
maybe getting cut in half for no reason you should not have.....
Qui Gon doesn't have a leg to stand on.
+ Pierre Lindgren Except that was Obi Wan not Qui Gon Yoda was speaking too, Qui Gon got gutted instead.
Magnus Juul if you are reffering to Obi Wan letting Vader kill him thats an easy one.
1.Obi Wan did not fear death as he was one with the force.
2.If Obi Wan kept fighting Luke would try to help and die or get captured
3. Obi Wan knew he couldnt beat Vader so once he realized Luke is safe he decided to be a Force Ghost and generally not waste Vader's time.(All tho Obi Wan beat Vader once it was because Obi Wan was 30-35 at that time and Anakin was still learning meanwhile now Anakin has a suit that keeps him fresh while Obi Wan is just old..
also Anakin was supposed to be the strongest Jedi of all time so its only natural in his prime to be able to beat a strong but still mediocre Obi Wan. )
Michael Scofield nobody cares obi wan sucks
"Me and my boy ruling the Galaxy! He's going to be so excited!!!"
Me:...Um...
Luke: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! NO!!!
Vader for How it Should Have Ended Force Awakens:
*SPOILERS*
"I have a grandson too? I'M A GRANDFATHER?! That is wonderful! I must tell everyone! Hey Obi Wan, I have a grandson! I have a grandson, Yoda! I have a grandson, Force! I have a grandson Ghost Solo! And he's just like me! Oh wait, that's bad isn't it?"
That would be adorable
Alfa&Omega 00000 part of it but not Han
LMAO
"Palpatine! You have a grand daughter!"
I HAVE A SON LIGHTSPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!
Anyone else notice scooby at 0:56
Dawn Singer I noticed it.
Don't look like Scooby to me.
I did in the mouse droid.
Dawn Singer no
Dawn Singer Yup well spotted sir.
"No Force chokings all round!"
Vader's approval ratings skyrocketed that day.
Imagine how crazy that would have been if Darth Vader was like that.Wow. They should make a short film on Darth's perspective in empire strikes back.
you know it never crossed my mind that he could have just caught him with his force powers.
tru say
He couldn't, it was explained in few books :)
BoB Miniatures so what was the reasoning?
BoB Miniatures Which books are you referring to, the novelization or something else?
Even if he could - perhaps he was just too shocked that Luke turned him down and cast himself to his death to think straight. :P
Vader: He's gonna be so excited!!!
*Later:*
Luke: Nnooooooo!!!!
XD "where are you going" lol I love how serious the emperor sounded
He sounded depressed
That father and son moment
*I HAVE A SON, LIGHTSPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED*
Herbivore The Carnivore aughh
Haha i love the idea when vader using force pull to stop luke from falling
This isn't a negotiation X,D right Lol
Jack The cat is am your father and I say we're going home
You are the worst dad ever!
These are aggressive negotiations. XD
Foxeline More like the most powerful dad ever. He he.
Jack The cat yeah! Damn right!
0:34 For the record in original script after cutting Luke Skywalker's hand and expression "You killed my father", Darth Vader, didn't say "No. I am your father", but "No. Obiwan Kenobi killed your father".
@Gevorg1989 What do you mean?
To be fair Obi-wan "Killed" Anakin,and Vader was "born" so accurate!
The first time A New Hope came out, Han Solo was killed in the first take . . . Greedo didn't know he was suppose to miss . . .
Took 20 years for Greedo to finally get it right . . .
Thank goodness for Khan's magic blood or else there'd be no Han Solo past the first five minutes of his introduction . . .
Anyone else notice the dog on the droid at 0:56
yea
+Grant McCarty Yes ^^
I left that comment a few seconds ago
Yeah it should have been a mouse
Yep
"where do think you are going?", "this is not a negotiation" XD
“What? I have a son?”
“No I said Anakin Skywalker has a son you are Darth Vader.”
“I have a son! This is wonderful!! I must see him!”
“Wait....where are you going?”
“Hey everyone have you heard the news? I‘m a father whoohooo!!”
“I have a son Stormtroopers! I have a son asteroid! Hey bounty hunters, guess what, I have a son! Did you know that? I have a son little droid that drives around the hallways. I have a son lightspeeeeeeeeeeeeed!!”
I can't wait to meet him.
This is amazing! I feel Alive again! Me and my boy Ruling the galaxy he’s going be so excited!
Nooo nooooooooo noooooo
I know your upset but I’m really excited that I finally get to meet you
You cut off my hand
Don’t be a cry baby Luke I had both my arms and legs cut off
As I was saying... Join me and together we can defeat the emperor and rule the galaxy as father and son.
Shrek uhm that does sound fun but do we have to rule from the dark side?
'i'm a father little droid that drives around the hall ways' lol
Wait...so does Han shot first?
+Lena Storm he did shot fist. and also to vader in that scene... look it up
+mister chef Yes
all this just got goddamn boring. I am muting this.
+mister chef You're the idiot here.
+mister chef yes you are the idiot
Lawl @ that burn from Yoda at the end
"more like the most powerful dad ever heheh" I laugh so hard
Actually, I'd love to hear 1:25 version of Imperial March in the new trilogy... Amazing...
"I have a son this is wonderful!" "I must see him" oh Vader if only it wasn't that complicated! XD
1:18
Joker to Mufasa "U cut off my hand!!🤬🤬"
1:46 why couldn't he have done that in the actual movie dammit 😂 (I'm now convinced this happened and nobody can tell me otherwise)
I HAVE A SON, LIGHTSPPPEEEEEEEED!! WOOOSH!
I loved that part so much that and "your the worst dad in ever"
"no im the most POWERFUL dad ever"
my first how it should of ended and it's still one of my favorites
Colton Younger my first was Harry Potter
Why did ObiWan let himself get cut in half? It served no purpose and he could've help Luke in training to become a Jedi, I mean he should've been killed off in the Strikes Back
Luke wouldn't have made it. He would have stayed behind to save Obi-Wan only to get captured.
+Cyril Smith VA Well when you look at the scene he would have to get past Darth Vader and a ton of Storm Troopers in order to get to the Falcon and considering that Vader is a lot more powerful here then he was in Revenge of the Sith I think ObiWan knew he was going to die anyway.
+Cyril Smith VA In the script, Obi-Wan actually did escape with them. But during filming, Lucas realized that Obi-Wan had nothing to do in the final act of the movie. So he made the Jedi Knight go out in style. Then when the time came to write Empire, he had to invent Yoda.
Dobbys Boggart whoa I didnt know that. thanks for telling me
+Cyril Smith VA sersly really???? haven't you seen star wars!? he die because if he sacrifices himself then he some how becomes more powerful.
I HAVE A SON LIGHT SPEEEEEE-WOOOOH
Lost it XD
My favorite part.
There's a dog face on that mouse droid. 0:55
Obi Wan: "You were the chosen one, Annakin! You were supposed to bring balance to the Force, not leave it in darkness!"
Annakin: "Oh, really? Apologies, my Master, I didn't realize! My bad!"
I'm sorry, I just had to😂
"I HAVE A SON!"
"I had both my arms and legs cut off!"
Now I wish this was how Empire Strikes Back ended XD
More like the MOST POWERFUL dad ever! heh heh heh. I love it.
10 years later Vader telling everyone he has a son is still hilarious
0:30
20 years earlier:
*Inhales* :D I'M GONNA BE A FATHER?
DV-"Where do you think you're going?" LS-"Aww, come on!" DV-"This is not a negotiation." LS-"Let me go!" DV-"I'm your father, and I say we're going home." LS-"Ugh, you're the worst dad ever!" DV-"More like the most powerful dad ever! Haha..." XD
"More like most powerful dad ever" I'M DYING
People reading this comment I HAVE A SON!!!
Yes we get it already!😑
Duh... We know it from the Third episode itself XD
WE UNDERSTAND
i know right
You do.
"I am your father! And you, sir, are grounded!"
Anyone else notice the dog on the little droid that drives around the hallways?
Me!
Did anyone else know that the little droid that drives around the hallways is a mouse droid
AgénT The more you know lol
0:39
I guesses there is some Anakin left in Vader after all....
They did this 12 years ago and it’s on the top of the recommended list
Wow... It's been 5 years since this came out?! Wow.
This really is how it should of ended WELL DONE
Wait, so if this is episode V, then where's episode A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T and U?
*Facepalms*
Billy Du That's horrible. Smacking your face like that. That's self harm.
I hope your joking
***** *Facepalms*
Aqua S. You're. :)
Vader obsessing over being a parent is just super wholesome and I want to consider it head cannon
SAME
More like the most powerful dad ever. Force choke.
Anakin Skywalker that comment was priceless
Why You little?
Yep I saw that
Darth Vader: He's going to be so excited!
Luke: NOOOOO!!!!!
Vader: I know your upset and this is a little shocking, but I'm just so happy to finally meet you!
Luke: You cut off my hand!
Vader: Ahh don't be a baby Luke. I had both my hands and legs cut off. As I was saying, join me and together we can defeat the emperor and rule the galaxy as father and son.
Luke: Hmmm, that does sound pretty good, but do we have to rule from the dark side?
Vader: Yes, that's how it works.
Luke: Then I'll never join you. See ya.
Vader: Oh, hold on! Where do you think you're going?
Luke: Oh come on!
Vader: This is not a negotiation.
Luke: Let me go!
Vader: I am your father and I say we're going home.
Luke: Your the worst dad ever!
Vader: More like the most powerful dad ever!
"You're the worst dad ever!" "More like most powerful dad ever! Hahaha"
12 years later and this video still never fails to make me laugh
I AM the most powerful dad ever!
. ,dxg
SL
Vader is clearly holding Luke up by this leg...but then Vader clenches his hand.
So...Luke lost his leg?
***** No, he can use the force without waving around. So he kinda never needed to move his hand in the first place(which is only mechanic as we all know, so a habit maybe?).
Umm,you do realize everyone has more than one hand right?
+Bill Cipher 1549 not luke haha
@@chaneleclipsie unless they have the name "Luke Skywalker" ;)
Don't be silly Vader astriodes don't have ears
+Chaston Daniels Maybe he said asteroids when he actually meant exogorth (the asteroid giant worm)
Darth Vader: Really? Oh no matter! I have a son RUclips! I have a son fans! I have a son online trolls! I have a son, Tumblr!
+Chaston Daniels LET THEM (the asteroids) DREAM!
I've never heard of astriodes, I've heard of asteroids though.
Yea Vader don't be dumb
Why wouldn't Han shoot first? Answer: George Lucas
Now I will NEVER see Empire Strikes Back again without thinking of this scene of "More like the Most Powerful Dad Ever". Thanks for Ruining this classic film for me.
0:33 and so began a great HISHE tradition😁
anyone else notice the han shot first reference?
tell that to greedo
F*** Greedo!
Jason Acosta I hear that ;)
Greedo is the shittiest bounty hunter in the universe
ikr he dies in like the 1st scene he's in
“I have a son!? I must tell everyone!”
😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏💯💯💯. I love this gag so much, they’ve referenced in ROTS/ROTJ, etc. So iconic, especially the bespin scene here.