The Acolyte Is F***ing Awful (Review)

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  • Опубликовано: 2 ноя 2024

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  • @thejessegrant
    @thejessegrant  5 месяцев назад +44

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    • @peter486
      @peter486 5 месяцев назад

      you dont think black l@sbo witches in space is bad?, how is this starwars in any shape or form? where is ANYTGING starwars in this ffing mess? this hole show is ment for -90 IQ. I COULDENT TAKE more than 19 min before i said F this. i dont care what Disney does they can burn it all down. i couldent care less,

    • @ElizabethHiggins2000
      @ElizabethHiggins2000 5 месяцев назад +2

      Wow you're the guy who said "Egypt has to step up and let the palestinians have refuge" WTF

    • @DeweyTheDuck
      @DeweyTheDuck 5 месяцев назад

      ruclips.net/video/-KDi0hOmZEM/видео.html

    • @SepRoyle
      @SepRoyle 5 месяцев назад +1

      It is a fan right to not like what you make film if they don't make it right

    • @jacobwiles547
      @jacobwiles547 5 месяцев назад +1

      Thank you for watching and reviewing this show!

  • @Unclecrispyguy
    @Unclecrispyguy 5 месяцев назад +802

    The fact that Kathleen Kennedy still has a job is astonishing to me. Everything she touches fails.

    • @jimmythedrum446
      @jimmythedrum446 5 месяцев назад +93

      It's all on purpose, it's propaganda now, not entertainment

    • @Unclecrispyguy
      @Unclecrispyguy 5 месяцев назад +47

      @@jimmythedrum446 it must be right? Because what other reason would a big corporation ever willingly lose so much money?

    • @filonautic4999
      @filonautic4999 5 месяцев назад +9

      @@jimmythedrum446 Exactly.

    • @SequentiallyCompact
      @SequentiallyCompact 5 месяцев назад +20

      It's a creditor's DEI trap. The more they rely on credit due to previous failures (and therefore lack of money) the more of their assets the creditor will inevitably own.

    • @Nytellem
      @Nytellem 5 месяцев назад

      Only Bob Iger can fire her right?

  • @iheartlofi
    @iheartlofi 5 месяцев назад +846

    I don’t care what they told you in school. Anakin Skywalker blew up the Death Star.

    • @christopher_ecclestone
      @christopher_ecclestone 5 месяцев назад +48

      Did your Grandma tell you that?!

    • @khaiwong728
      @khaiwong728 5 месяцев назад +15

      No it was Luke Skywalker that blew up the Death Star.

    • @SoulReaper977
      @SoulReaper977 5 месяцев назад +34

      Now this is pod racing

    • @christopher_ecclestone
      @christopher_ecclestone 5 месяцев назад +59

      @@khaiwong728 You've obviously missed the joke

    • @maximelius
      @maximelius 5 месяцев назад +33

      And he was black 🤣

  • @dalemanolas5994
    @dalemanolas5994 5 месяцев назад +177

    Every episode of The Acolyte cost almost double what Godzilla Minus One cost to make.

  • @koudyhoShorty
    @koudyhoShorty 5 месяцев назад +281

    - "Sir we need to write off 1 billion tax loss this year."
    - "Make another Star Wars show then."

  • @orbieobvious1318
    @orbieobvious1318 5 месяцев назад +155

    They kill off the only real actor in this show the first 10 mins lol

    • @yomommaokay5617
      @yomommaokay5617 4 месяца назад +7

      Seriously, it pissed me off so bad. I was like WTF this is so stupid.

    • @SharreIWright
      @SharreIWright 4 месяца назад +1

      Actress Carrie Anne Moss is a woman hence she's an actress
      Don't get all woke on us now 😁

    • @wound1up976
      @wound1up976 4 месяца назад

      Lol facts

    • @Sliph2o
      @Sliph2o 4 месяца назад +1

      She was smart to die off early and get that pay check lol

    • @rg2628
      @rg2628 4 месяца назад +4

      With a freaking knife not a Saber smh so gay and woke

  • @TheoJay615
    @TheoJay615 5 месяцев назад +87

    They put HARVEY WIENSTIEN'S ASSISTANT IN CHARGE and expected that we would all just forget the nasty little truths in the room.

    • @dronesclubhighjinks
      @dronesclubhighjinks 4 месяца назад +10

      I can't understand how she wasn't tarred and feathered at the start of the # metoo rage - or at least canceled.
      She must have a lot of dirt on very important people.
      She certainly didn't get the job of showrunner due to her storytelling abilities or her love of Star Wars.

    • @froggybug
      @froggybug 4 месяца назад +1

      @@dronesclubhighjinks
      She was his assistant l, so she has ALLLLL the teas.

  • @genebaker511
    @genebaker511 5 месяцев назад +347

    Watching RUclips channels ripping apart Disney Star Wars is more entertaining.

    • @robhulson
      @robhulson 5 месяцев назад +9

      And I’m getting to the point I’m not even very entertained by that. I’m just fatigued by everything Star Wars.

    • @thisperson2517
      @thisperson2517 5 месяцев назад +4

      RUclips "reviewers" trashing on star wars is as worn out as these new Disney shows themselves

    • @genebaker511
      @genebaker511 5 месяцев назад +9

      @@thisperson2517 Shilling for Disney garbage is more worn out, even for the shills themselves.

    • @sarah42e
      @sarah42e 5 месяцев назад +4

      And they will keep doing it even if they like the product, since they profit on trashing it.

    • @aynrandfan7454
      @aynrandfan7454 5 месяцев назад +5

      But how can it suck they put a chick in it and made it gay 😂😂😂😂

  • @mentoloshurka
    @mentoloshurka 5 месяцев назад +143

    Me: You can't murder Star Wars more than this!
    Kathleen Kennedy: Hold my soy latte!

    • @maxmazzotti6651
      @maxmazzotti6651 5 месяцев назад +8

      Bud Light*

    • @Vossenator
      @Vossenator 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@maxmazzotti6651 nah, Kathleen is definitely a soy latte type.

    • @Blodhelm
      @Blodhelm 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@Vossenator She won't drink the Bud Light, she'll just buy it to support trans something something.

    • @ChimpingBulldog
      @ChimpingBulldog 5 месяцев назад +1

      She's taken stronger waters overseeing this sh!te. Jack on the rocks.

    • @rtablada
      @rtablada 5 месяцев назад

      I'm pretty sure it was Chai Latte.

  • @Rocksinger88
    @Rocksinger88 5 месяцев назад +855

    REMEMBER...THIS IS NOT REAL STAR WARS

    • @FP194
      @FP194 5 месяцев назад +88

      Nothing Disney is real Star Wars
      The only exception would be Rogue One

    • @Rocksinger88
      @Rocksinger88 5 месяцев назад +19

      @@FP194 correct 👍

    • @trenify3377
      @trenify3377 5 месяцев назад +27

      And Andor, although it feels like they are distancing from it.

    • @mania4270
      @mania4270 5 месяцев назад +16

      This show is amazing. Y'all just don't like the characters because they ain't white

    • @__thebadger
      @__thebadger 5 месяцев назад +6

      No. This is star wars. Star wars is dead. Accept it.

  • @freezasama5802
    @freezasama5802 5 месяцев назад +176

    The fact George spent years establishing what is good and evil and Disney just trashes that goes to show how bad this show is

    • @kiyanhakim384
      @kiyanhakim384 5 месяцев назад +10

      I mean yeah even legends who sought to explain the sith always made sure to have them be outside of our moral compass and fully evil.
      No one doubted darth Marr was ever evil. He was just a legend who cared about his genocidal empire more than himself... and he was probably the nicest sith you got babahaja

    • @freezasama5802
      @freezasama5802 5 месяцев назад

      @@kiyanhakim384 it's also a scary agenda when you combine black and white then there's no more justice cause evil becomes justified so this whole show is a cynical destructive mess that needs to be put down

    • @tavo7465
      @tavo7465 5 месяцев назад +2

      ​ @kiyanhakim384 People forget how much George ruined the series prior to Disney.

    • @ModernWelfare_
      @ModernWelfare_ 5 месяцев назад +6

      @@tavo7465Nope, you’re coping.

    • @tavo7465
      @tavo7465 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@ModernWelfare_ The first time that George had the budget and total control of his projects was when he filmed the prequels (Mostly because he got the funding from Hasbro, the toy company). I know it's hard to remember but the prequels were universally hated and for good reason. Bad storytelling, bad plot, terrible acting and don't even get me started on the mydichlorians.
      George had a lot of help filming and writing the original trilogy and it was made obvious when he absolutely bombed when writing and directing the prequels. except for the Darth Maul fight scene. That was a highlight in the series.

  • @noneyabizz8337
    @noneyabizz8337 5 месяцев назад +240

    It's Disney star wars, of course it sucks.
    Mandalorian had promise, Disney couldn't help themselves though.

    • @ukrainefighter2456
      @ukrainefighter2456 5 месяцев назад +17

      the only good disney star wars is andor the rest are straight up GARBAGE.

    • @critica77y77
      @critica77y77 5 месяцев назад +4

      Rebels is just okay and it's still the best Disney Star Wars show. Everything released since then has been a failure.

    • @billylocke9633
      @billylocke9633 5 месяцев назад +2

      That really is a great way of describing it. That show had so much potential good. I think we all felt there was a chance for this franchise to get back on its feet when Luke showed up… we were all so very, very wrong.

    • @diamondheadify-v5i
      @diamondheadify-v5i 5 месяцев назад +9

      ​@@ukrainefighter2456andor's only fault is that it's way too similar to Earth. Most main characters are humans, ak-47 blasters, bricks & screws... I know that became a meme but SWT kinda got a point.

    • @jonfreeman9682
      @jonfreeman9682 5 месяцев назад

      But this is girl boss done right. Give it a chance.

  • @MWH12085
    @MWH12085 5 месяцев назад +299

    "Attack me."
    "No."
    "Attack me."
    "Go away."

    • @brianmsahin
      @brianmsahin 5 месяцев назад +6

      Lol. 😂😂😂😂

    • @Hawkmoon26933
      @Hawkmoon26933 5 месяцев назад +15

      Riveting

    • @FābrïKKofficial
      @FābrïKKofficial 5 месяцев назад +25

      I can’t believe I even decided to humour myself and watch the first episode. This scene just annoyed the living crap out of me. Since when are jedis kung fu experts?😂

    • @yeetboii_8
      @yeetboii_8 5 месяцев назад +15

      @@FābrïKKofficial because a jedi isn't supposed to pull their lightsaber immediately, it's a last resort. unfortunately, for everyone that's seen the movies, they think that because the jedi just swing their lightsabers all the time when in dangerous situations, that that's what they're supposed to do. listen, i'm not woke but them knowing how to defend themselves without needing a weapon is cool.

    • @Nick_Nightingale
      @Nick_Nightingale 5 месяцев назад +5

      "Watch me."
      "No."
      "Watch me."
      "Go away."

  • @Ixodes492
    @Ixodes492 5 месяцев назад +128

    Why do you think the writers would be better without producer interference? Maybe they are just terrible on their own. I don’t see where the writers have earned the benefit of the doubt.

    • @Vossenator
      @Vossenator 5 месяцев назад +10

      Kathleen Kennedy is known to be a very meddling and controlling producer that loves to interject her own ideas into the content. The problem is she's not very good at it and lacks creativity and vision.
      Example: when Kathleen was George Lucas secretary, she was taking notes while Lucas and Steven Spielberg were discussing ideas for a movie. One of them said: "And in the end, he gets the girl." Kathleen chimed in: "How about instead of he gets the girl, he gets the dog?" Both Lucas and Spielberg were probably like: "Dafuq?!"
      If that was her as a secretary, I'd imagine her as the producer of Lucasfilm doing the same thing in creative/idea brainstorming discussions.

    • @Jdn__0001
      @Jdn__0001 5 месяцев назад +8

      Because there has been hundred upon hundreds of examples of terrible movies that could’ve been better, but were ruined by producer interference.

    • @choreomaniac
      @choreomaniac 5 месяцев назад +6

      In this case, it is very likely that the producers hired the wrong writers so nothing could salvage this.

    • @rovhalt6650
      @rovhalt6650 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@Jdn__0001 It was made by Harvery Weinstein's lesbian feminist man hating potato headed assistent. What else do you need to know.
      Then of course that's not saying she was alone in this horrendous production. It was a team effort. It's been a team effort since the beginning.

    • @jacobtaylor508
      @jacobtaylor508 5 месяцев назад +5

      Disneys management has been hiring shitty writers ever since they took over the Star Wars IP. A lot of that has to do with great writers refusing to work with them because they know the higher-ups at Disney are going to greatly interfere with their work. The fact the only live-action show that hired veteran and award-winning writers such as Andor is an example of what happens when Disney execs don’t interfere and hire great writers.

  • @WheresMyFish
    @WheresMyFish 5 месяцев назад +17

    Horrible directing and brain dead writing. The villain creates her own problems and blames everyone else for her self-inflicted problems. The most predictable “twist”. Wow, an evil twin, how original.

  • @BlazingOwnager
    @BlazingOwnager 5 месяцев назад +193

    "There's nothing wrong with CW writing but.."
    Citation needed

  • @BigDaddyJinx
    @BigDaddyJinx 5 месяцев назад +18

    "If they had more time"
    Dude. This show was FOUR YEARS in the making. FOUR YEARS. How much more time did they need?

  • @jerrydominguez1862
    @jerrydominguez1862 5 месяцев назад +116

    Thankyou, your sacrifice is acknowledged🤣

    • @thejessegrant
      @thejessegrant  5 месяцев назад +7

      Ahahah thanks for your support

    • @sp1ashy345
      @sp1ashy345 5 месяцев назад +4

      someone get this gentleman a drink 🍺

    • @shpaghettishpaghetti6219
      @shpaghettishpaghetti6219 5 месяцев назад +2

      Thank you

    • @ShadowHolmes
      @ShadowHolmes 4 месяца назад

      ​@@thejessegrantyou smart thank you for everything you Said I need to Hear that.

  • @hyperguyver2
    @hyperguyver2 5 месяцев назад +230

    My wife forced me to watch these first 2 episodes then asked what I thought afterwards. All I said was "I want a divorce."

    • @mgtowbrony5387
      @mgtowbrony5387 5 месяцев назад +31

      DIVORCE is strong in this one 😉

    • @kicknowledgesmith8608
      @kicknowledgesmith8608 5 месяцев назад +10

      She used the force and you are using divorce lol

    • @Esclipsea
      @Esclipsea 5 месяцев назад

      ​?​@@kicknowledgesmith8608😂

    • @DirtySerb
      @DirtySerb 5 месяцев назад +7

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @LazyGryphon
      @LazyGryphon 5 месяцев назад +14

      "I hate you."
      "I know."

  • @almo9060
    @almo9060 5 месяцев назад +49

    My review of The Acolyte:
    In Cartman's voice: Dafuq is this!?

  • @Prof16440
    @Prof16440 5 месяцев назад +101

    Attack me with all your strength... wtf kinda line is that?!! How am i supposed to take this assassin seriously with such terrible writing?

    • @X333Dylan333X
      @X333Dylan333X 5 месяцев назад +10

      I mean you could say the same with how are we supposed to take Anakin seriously with “I don’t like sand” or any of his dialogue from episode 2

    • @theradicalginger3060
      @theradicalginger3060 5 месяцев назад +3

      So ones not allowed to challenge a Jedi and their twisted self of sense ideals..? Get over it

    • @Rodeo-SW
      @Rodeo-SW 5 месяцев назад +17

      ​@@X333Dylan333Xthat's a dogwater justification

    • @Eaglelioncourt
      @Eaglelioncourt 5 месяцев назад +9

      @@theradicalginger3060 Not the best line no. So ones not allowed to criticise a show they have to pay to watch..? Get over it

    • @X333Dylan333X
      @X333Dylan333X 5 месяцев назад +8

      @@Rodeo-SW to each their own, again I think a lot of you guys have hated this before it came out and you use any tiny minor thing to justify hating this show as a whole, me and my friends have enjoyed this show so far but continue to be upset for no good reason 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @insertnamehere5809
    @insertnamehere5809 5 месяцев назад +120

    The Acolyte sucks? That's like saying that water is wet!

    • @magicalpj
      @magicalpj 5 месяцев назад +2

      Funny comment, but water, in fact, is not wet 🤓

    • @JWProductions2023
      @JWProductions2023 5 месяцев назад +2

      Water is wet

    • @magicalpj
      @magicalpj 5 месяцев назад

      @@JWProductions2023 It literally isn't. Things that have water on them are wet. Water itself is not wet. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a very exciting party to attend where, I assure you, I am to be the guest of honor. 🤓🤓🤓

    • @JWProductions2023
      @JWProductions2023 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@magicalpj how does it become wet is the water that touches the object isn't. Your math isnt mathing

    • @fireboy7775
      @fireboy7775 5 месяцев назад

      @@JWProductions2023water makes stuff wet it’s not itself wet

  • @edmanr2010
    @edmanr2010 5 месяцев назад +31

    When media creators label those who dislike their content as ‘bigots,’ it will alienate potential viewers. Publicly slandering people for not consuming certain media is not the most effective approach to gaining an audience.

    • @gsmollin2
      @gsmollin2 5 месяцев назад +2

      Excellent point. I have decided not to watch because I don’t want to be a bigot.

    • @NefariousKoel
      @NefariousKoel 5 месяцев назад

      It's a natural part of the ideology ruling over so much media. It's how they learned to argue while being indoctrinated. If someone counters one of their narratives, or doesn't praise same, they resort to the usual derogatory epithets instead of addressing the subject. Standard operating procedure.

    • @davidmoore5004
      @davidmoore5004 5 месяцев назад +5

      They can do that because none of their support is coming from us the fans, It's coming from their DEI overlords who want them to desperately push propaganda.

    • @ModernWelfare_
      @ModernWelfare_ 5 месяцев назад

      They don’t care, they get enough money from black rock to pump this shit out, they don’t even need to turn a profit.

    • @edgaraf9411
      @edgaraf9411 4 месяца назад

      Don't act like many fans aren't bigoted and many of you guys are way harsher on projects when it was women or minorities in it. Acting like there was a tradeoff when in reality its just Hollywood decline

  • @enixez
    @enixez 5 месяцев назад +9

    this disney version of star wars was never for us. Star Wars died when George sold it to disney

  • @FireinTheBowl
    @FireinTheBowl 4 месяца назад +8

    It's amazing that Disney keeps doubling down on this nonsense

  • @vegasdutch
    @vegasdutch 5 месяцев назад +120

    The main character Amanda whatever looks like she belongs in a high school musical, not Star Wars. My word what a joke.

    • @nielsbal3385
      @nielsbal3385 5 месяцев назад +8

      Annoying narcissistic character.

    • @Bob-jf3bn
      @Bob-jf3bn 5 месяцев назад +2

      Now you've cursed us with Star Wars the Musical. Written by Kathleen Kennedy.

  • @magicbiped
    @magicbiped 5 месяцев назад +47

    The creator of the show said in an interview that she went out of her way to hire people that don't know anything about Star Wars. Her whole plan for this show was to negate Lucas' Star Wars and expand on the last jedi's style and world. She has said these things. Disney is just hiring based on the gender, color and orientation "pokedex" where instead of hiring the best people for the job, they want to hire one of everyone regardless of experience or background...

    • @gabeitchh
      @gabeitchh 4 месяца назад +1

      Yes it's called giving chances :\

    • @sarahwilson7558
      @sarahwilson7558 4 месяца назад +2

      And didn’t she cast her wife who isn’t even an actor

    • @magicbiped
      @magicbiped 4 месяца назад +2

      @gabeitchh I'm not saying people shouldn't be given chances. What I'm saying is that true diversity, when it comes to the workplace, means whoever is best to work on a project, regardless of color, creed or gender, needs to be hired. And I'm not even saying "don't ever try anything new!" But what Kathleen Kenedy keeps doing is hiring women, who's entire personality is hating straight white men, and letting them make shows where they sprinkle and or shove it into the shows they're making. And then it's just preaching instead of entertaining. That's why she's been fighting tooth and nail with Dave Filoni and Jon Favreau, because she has admitted to wanting to tear down everything about George Lucas' stories.

  • @AromaBlue
    @AromaBlue 5 месяцев назад +8

    The problem is not the "not enough creative control" the problem is they hire based on race, ethnicity, sex, sexual orientation and gender, not TALENT. They don't care about creativity, just diversity.
    And you CAN judge the actors. Remember the time when great actor performances surpassed a bad script? The actors are hired on the same basis: not talent, diversity.
    THAT is the problem that kills quality: politics, discrimination, sexism and racism rolled into one.

  • @LaraA55
    @LaraA55 5 месяцев назад +67

    Jesse, I just finished watching it as well, right now. I kept saying to myself, what in the hell did I watch? It didn't look or feel like Star Wars. The writing was so bad . The acting was awful. I found that Yord and Jecki to be so annoying and we get a shirtless top moment...My god. The music was so bad too and I felt like I watched a Kung Fu movie soundtrack. And the Jedi robes looked awful. It also came across as a bad version of Star Trek.

    • @thejessegrant
      @thejessegrant  5 месяцев назад +17

      100% felt more like a Star Trek rip off than Star Wars ahaha

    • @LaraA55
      @LaraA55 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@thejessegrant Indeed, Jesse

    • @mania4270
      @mania4270 5 месяцев назад +1

      Nah this show was amazing, had good action, nice character depth, and it looked and felt more like star wars than some of the star wars prequels.

    • @dlrbrian
      @dlrbrian 5 месяцев назад

      @@LaraA55 Here's a bright idea. Dont watch it and give them money. Everyone on Earth knew this show is going to be terrible, yet you wasted your time and money on it. Thats more pathetic than a shill faking that they like this shit.

    • @liwojenkins
      @liwojenkins 5 месяцев назад +5

      @@mania4270 I will take the opinion of dozens of reviewers and hundreds of commenters over some rando. Cope, cope harder, I feel the butthurt within you!

  • @djenime7296
    @djenime7296 5 месяцев назад +6

    Them: "You're not a real Star Wars fan."
    Also them: "Remember that time when Anakin destroyed the Death Star?"

  • @fallowthebigyellowtruck5533
    @fallowthebigyellowtruck5533 5 месяцев назад +20

    My 6 year old said “Wait… you can’t have fire in space!!

    • @jbeattie02
      @jbeattie02 5 месяцев назад +2

      You can't have sound either, but George Lucas explained long ago it's not supposed to be star trek where everything makes sense in our universe, its supposed to be entertainment

    • @ModernWelfare_
      @ModernWelfare_ 5 месяцев назад

      @@jbeattie02Both of you are dumb.

    • @jeffreyyoung6714
      @jeffreyyoung6714 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@jbeattie02that makes everything boring though. If there are no ground rules it ends up being like the MCU… oh wait

    • @jbeattie02
      @jbeattie02 5 месяцев назад +1

      @jeffreyyoung6714 maybe watch a documentary or a historical movie then. Star wars is science fiction not science fact.

    • @gabeitchh
      @gabeitchh 4 месяца назад

      Stfu like? Star wars ain't real unlike your childhood it can acc be something fake not real and entertaining

  • @TrickyDicky938
    @TrickyDicky938 5 месяцев назад +20

    Leslye Headland has talked in previous interviews about the fact she blagged previous jobs, saying that she knew what she was doing when actually she didn't. Guess what? She still doesn't.

  • @markc6714
    @markc6714 5 месяцев назад +30

    KK, I'm loud and proud a toxic male 😊

  • @wrymehexin3885
    @wrymehexin3885 5 месяцев назад +18

    Well none of this is canon so I’m at ease

    • @thejessegrant
      @thejessegrant  5 месяцев назад +1

      Ahahaha

    • @SquareBoxHead
      @SquareBoxHead 5 месяцев назад

      Cope harder

    • @cancerconnoisseur
      @cancerconnoisseur 5 месяцев назад

      Yes, unfortunately it is canon.

    • @Resterminador
      @Resterminador 5 месяцев назад +4

      All the disney star wars is not canon, its so shit, boring, uninspired, this new product that disney brings its looking the prequels look like masterpieces

    • @cancerconnoisseur
      @cancerconnoisseur 5 месяцев назад

      @Resterminador Sadly how good something is does not determine if it's canon or not.

  • @brutussmithers6341
    @brutussmithers6341 5 месяцев назад +10

    LUKE!!! What are your pronouns! …NOOOOOOO!

  • @marcuspitts2482
    @marcuspitts2482 5 месяцев назад +15

    "The Crapolyte". Now, it just needs to be flushed!

  • @arconisthewolf4430
    @arconisthewolf4430 5 месяцев назад +19

    Imagine a captain rex solo movie,oh wait they won't because its a man.

    • @Calladim
      @Calladim 5 месяцев назад +1

      It's in production right now. It follows his transition from male to non binary. The last episode shows the picking of pronouns.

    • @gabeitchh
      @gabeitchh 4 месяца назад

      What are you yapping about? We have Kenobi, andor, the mandalorian, book of boba . So what? That if they make a project with women it's bad?! Masochistic much?

    • @arconisthewolf4430
      @arconisthewolf4430 4 месяца назад

      @@gabeitchh I was making a joke about disney and crappy girlboss movies

    • @alexmartin3143
      @alexmartin3143 4 месяца назад

      Who cares about Rex? Clone Wars has been done to death and the clones suck anyway…

    • @ivantorojczewko8755
      @ivantorojczewko8755 4 месяца назад +1

      @@gabeitchh only Andor have real male lead the rest were poster guys who were supposed to have minor role, Kenobi should be called Reva, Mandalorian was advertisement for the baby yoda(and they say that legends was full of nonsense xd), and book of Boba should take place after ep3 to show how Boba trained under Cad, and how he bocame emperor servant

  • @DarthVader1273
    @DarthVader1273 5 месяцев назад +14

    Thank you for suffering through this torture for our sake, Jesse. You’re an absolute warrior.

  • @REIN474
    @REIN474 5 месяцев назад +14

    Your sacrifice will not be forgotten, dear sir. We sincerely appreciate your effort.

  • @SpammytheHedgehog
    @SpammytheHedgehog 5 месяцев назад +59

    Star Wars should just stop.

    • @EsteemedReptile
      @EsteemedReptile 5 месяцев назад

      It's literally never been good.

    • @dantheblade24able
      @dantheblade24able 5 месяцев назад +5

      Was good upto season 2 mando and ashoka. Solo wasn't needed was a waste of money. Bob deserved better. Acolyte can die.

    • @theradicalginger3060
      @theradicalginger3060 5 месяцев назад +1

      No the crappy toxic fans such as you and just about everyone whom commented on this video need to stop

    • @notimportant1659
      @notimportant1659 5 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@theradicalginger3060Are you real?

    • @dvls2945
      @dvls2945 5 месяцев назад

      @@theradicalginger3060 no, the crappy, toxic and politically dependant companies like Disney and their pawns like you need to stop

  • @kenistheticzero3612
    @kenistheticzero3612 5 месяцев назад +8

    My biggest issue with Disney + is they keep making us wait to see all the episodes, just release the short 8 episode 30 minute episodes series all at once lol.

  • @WolfmanArt
    @WolfmanArt 5 месяцев назад +45

    For the pain you went thru, you deserve a bigger following

  • @dr.cheetahshow7277
    @dr.cheetahshow7277 5 месяцев назад +5

    People will never be satisfied 🙄
    I actually like the show so far as of episode 2
    I’ll admit some of the ways they fight are quite mid but the story has been good
    It’s just started people, let’s wait until the story progresses further to hate

    • @fidelmercado2621
      @fidelmercado2621 4 месяца назад +3

      I agree. Hating Disney has become a pastime for some folks. This show hasn't been that bad (yet.)

    • @josipmarasovic2436
      @josipmarasovic2436 4 месяца назад +1

      Show is ok but few scens made me scream on screen. Like when they found jedi who grank poison, wtf lady it gona look if they find u alone with dead jedi like wtf. And spaceship crash like what are the odds its not going to dust on impact. In rest of starwars even animated series they would navigate ship to land somehow normal. This was a joke. Feeling is most of them are stupid as fuck. I first watched it before too see what people say. Show is ok at best

  • @adamcomiskey9465
    @adamcomiskey9465 5 месяцев назад +5

    "not knowing who the characters are" is how original starwars started....the crawl, two spaceships, cut inside to a couple of robots....other than the crawl, theres no exposition, its straight into the action...

  • @PuissantPeacock
    @PuissantPeacock 4 месяца назад +3

    Alright, stop me if you've heard this one... An "Acolyte" walks into a bar, walks right up to a master Jedi, and says, "Attack me with all your strength." Sounds like the beginning of a joke, right? Unfortunately, the storytelling doesn't improve from there. Initially, I was intrigued by the mystery surrounding the Sith Lord, but by the time episode two ended, I had lost all interest. The character development, their backgrounds, and motivations are all subpar, lacking the quality of John Favreau or Dave Filoni's work. Once again, Disney's Star Wars dives headfirst into a mess of poorly made shows. It's clear the producers are trying to mimic Lucas's style and the storytelling of Favreau and Filoni, but they fall far short of skilled, experienced, and talented storytelling.
    I'm frustrated by the poor decisions made by Disney executives, who have distorted George Lucas's vision. Disney, you won't get any more of my money for your trash, politics, indoctrinations, or misleading narratives. Maybe, just maybe, when Kennedy finally leaves, Star Wars will have a chance at revival. This is a classic case of confirmation bias in action!

  • @theexperimentasd904
    @theexperimentasd904 4 месяца назад +4

    The worst young jedi actor in the franchise history whose name i did not care to remember watching a fight like 7 meters away through future tech binoculars was the dumbest saddest thing i have ever seen .

  • @jeremyallen5974
    @jeremyallen5974 5 месяцев назад +13

    "NoBoDy HaTeS sTaR wArS mOrE tHaN sTaR wArS fAnS!" - The Shills, like clockwork

  • @tacticalrover6428
    @tacticalrover6428 4 месяца назад +5

    I actually liked it. Particularly the portrayal of the Jedi. As for the Anakin blunder, that guy is an actor, not a writer. He doesn’t have to be a fan of the movie to play the role

    • @froggybug
      @froggybug 4 месяца назад

      He also should not talk. He doesn’t have rudimentary knowledge of SW lore…that’s like not knowing Anakin was Luke & Leia’s father. Or that Chewie is a wookie.

  • @Neil.02
    @Neil.02 5 месяцев назад +51

    In other news, Mars is red.

    • @eddiemcalinden2773
      @eddiemcalinden2773 5 месяцев назад +3

      Mars is reddish appearing from the outside, looking at the surface it's more of a butterscotch colour and as for water, wet is actually a causality of coming into contact with it water in itself is not wet

    • @BlacKnightRising
      @BlacKnightRising 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@eddiemcalinden2773 yep, just walked out of the shower completely dry! fancy that

    • @eddiemcalinden2773
      @eddiemcalinden2773 5 месяцев назад

      @BlacKnightRising Strange, did the water in the shower not cause you to become the result of coming into contact with it, which would be wet?

    • @eddiemcalinden2773
      @eddiemcalinden2773 5 месяцев назад

      @@BlacKnightRising Google is water wet buddy, I'll wait 😊

    • @landondaniell5404
      @landondaniell5404 4 месяца назад +2

      The sky is blue as well

  • @alainorozco8032
    @alainorozco8032 5 месяцев назад +7

    I thought the choreography was cheap. The crouching tiger hidden dragon fight at the beginning felt out of place. The fire in space, screams, “I don’t know Star Wars, I don’t know what I’m doing.”

    • @gabeitchh
      @gabeitchh 4 месяца назад

      Uh? You try doing one and a fire in space?! Have you seen the intro to almost every star wars movie?! FIRE when they shoot at theships

    • @freddyr8318
      @freddyr8318 4 месяца назад

      Fire as indicator for a laser blast and a Camp fire in space is hard to compare.

    • @Taxisch
      @Taxisch 4 месяца назад

      @@freddyr8318 Star Wars got fire in almost every movie. You cant hear sound either in space. Still it wasnt a problem for anyone, at any time in the franchises history.

  • @xians.d.dorsey6735
    @xians.d.dorsey6735 5 месяцев назад +8

    "Attack me with all your strength..."? Is that the best line a jedi killing assassin can come up with?
    That entire scene could have been executed without anyone uttering a word, and that would have set up a far more compelling plot (that would have crashed that much harder after they did start talking).

    • @a_fine_edition2746
      @a_fine_edition2746 5 месяцев назад +1

      I mean it’s kinda funny that they have the other characters sitting around the Jedi laugh at the assassin. I imagine that it was intended as them laughing at the idea of her challenging a Jedi Knight, but in reality it just sounds like they’re laughing at how corny and dumb her line is.

    • @cowetascore8476
      @cowetascore8476 4 месяца назад

      Alec Guinness stands up and says, "This isn't the Star Wars you're looking for."

    • @wound1up976
      @wound1up976 4 месяца назад

      😂😂😂😂😂 no dialog woulda been a flex

  • @antimatta8714
    @antimatta8714 5 месяцев назад +5

    It falls flat because it's a hollow project made by hollow people. Box ticking and virtue signalling is the real backbone of this story, not great writing and likable characters. Hence it's failure. If you gave the same amount of money to somebody that actually knows what they are doing, you'd obviously get a much higher quality show/film. Disney Star Wars is just terrible, especially in comparison to the original films.

  • @DigitalChivalry
    @DigitalChivalry 5 месяцев назад +6

    I watched both episodes, twice. I wanted to like them, I really truly did want to like them. I don't. I was bored, and I disagree on the score.

  • @prestonakin6618
    @prestonakin6618 5 месяцев назад +19

    Her little "attack me with all your strength " pose is reason 5 million this series is PURE GARBAGE , period

    • @ModernWelfare_
      @ModernWelfare_ 5 месяцев назад

      That was the most cringe shit I’ve ever heard and I watched the last Jedi.

    • @prestonakin6618
      @prestonakin6618 4 месяца назад

      @@ModernWelfare_ rofl

  • @Rko11148
    @Rko11148 4 месяца назад +1

    At Star Wars celebration you get people like Hayden, Ewan, Ian etc up on stage and the crowd goes crazy, let’s see Leslie headland and these actors get put up on stage and see how they get received, that will tell you all you need to know about these Disney shows, they’d get bood out of the building

  • @lynngatrell7965
    @lynngatrell7965 5 месяцев назад +6

    MORE production time? They announced they were making it, like, four years ago!
    Whether you sit on the toilet for one minute or 15 minutes, you're still just making shit, which is all Disney is capable of these days.

  • @user-yo8ww9rk2p
    @user-yo8ww9rk2p 4 месяца назад +1

    Not even Carrie Ann Moss could save the horrid script and acting.

  • @skabrask8938
    @skabrask8938 5 месяцев назад +6

    Headland has dirt on someone high up to have the power to destroy a billion dollar franchise with 180 million dollars

    • @ModernWelfare_
      @ModernWelfare_ 5 месяцев назад

      It’s not even like that brother, look into DEI and Blackrock. That’s why these shows are allowed to fail and make no money and piss people off. It’s literal psychological warfare, divide and conquer.

  • @jamesrippy1161
    @jamesrippy1161 5 месяцев назад +3

    “Show runner Leslie Headland former assistant of Harvey Weinstein” was all I needed to hear to have zero interest in this show

  • @markc6714
    @markc6714 5 месяцев назад +10

    Time? They had 4 years and didn't even give the actors a basic background on who blew up the de#ths star....

  • @GalaxyOfBoltz
    @GalaxyOfBoltz 5 месяцев назад +4

    If you think this is bad, you should just wait until episode three comes out that’s gonna be more controversial than the last Jedi by a mile

  • @jonathankorus9649
    @jonathankorus9649 5 месяцев назад +1

    I love this guy's optimism. He thought giving a true and fair analysis of only the cinematic qualities would stop people from calling him a bigot 😂. Bless your heart buddy, we need more optimists like you

  • @martynpope8218
    @martynpope8218 5 месяцев назад +7

    "The Apostate" more like

  • @entobie
    @entobie 4 месяца назад +1

    I don't agree with your review totally, it's Disney's ownership of the Star wars franchise that has been completely ruined, fans thought when they purchased it with their financial backing an entertaining history, made us feel that they could take Star wars to a whole new level, but none of that happened not in any of the movies shows or any of it, only the Mandalorian had our attention for a short 2 seasons.

  • @Blodhelm
    @Blodhelm 5 месяцев назад +4

    We're in a world where Star Wars characters show no emotion and characters raised on Vulcan in Star Trek cry every other scene and won't shut up about their feelings.

    • @ModernWelfare_
      @ModernWelfare_ 5 месяцев назад

      lol, Star Trek from what I’ve seen got even more destroyed than Star Wars, super sad considering the new trilogy of movies with Chris Pine was actually pretty good.

  • @georgedavidson957
    @georgedavidson957 4 месяца назад +1

    feel for carrie anne moss ... her career gets tainted with this dogshit show but she only gets a tiny payday.

  • @ZeroOmega-vg8nq
    @ZeroOmega-vg8nq 5 месяцев назад +5

    how to fix this show- shut it down because it was doomed from the beginning with the people involved.

  • @J.B.1982
    @J.B.1982 5 месяцев назад +3

    Let's be honest though, I have no interest in watching a coven of average looking women do cosplay Starwars. The production and script would have to be overwhelmingly good because I'm not getting my basic geek needs met. If the escapism isn't good I have no interest. It's not complicated.

  • @leegibson5469
    @leegibson5469 5 месяцев назад +7

    Woke turns everything into shit for one simple reason. Can you imagine the egg shells you have to walk on just to get anything done? What you write. What you say. What you do. All of it is being scrutinized down to the atom. You will not be able to write anything good or entertaining in that environment. Nothing.

    • @perlman7376
      @perlman7376 4 месяца назад

      Thank you. You nailed it.

  • @justinamenta7241
    @justinamenta7241 5 месяцев назад +2

    Terrible acting, terrible writing, terrible directing, terrible fighting, unlikable female characters etc...

  • @humansaremonkeys
    @humansaremonkeys 4 месяца назад +1

    Watching Acolyte will make you loose your hair

  •  5 месяцев назад +6

    "Unskilled lesbian's in space" the sub title of Acolyte.

  • @atomicviking2497
    @atomicviking2497 5 месяцев назад +4

    If the characters all look bored, how must the audience feel?

  • @DoctorFixMaster
    @DoctorFixMaster 5 месяцев назад +1

    Acolyte breakdown: Woke Disney chokes again, this time creating a black female Jedi killer with two "moms" who is on a rampage to kill all whitey Jedi. I've seen enough.

  • @greensun5998
    @greensun5998 5 месяцев назад +9

    Disney have had Star Wars for 12 years and have not been able to tell a Star Wars story.

    • @wound1up976
      @wound1up976 4 месяца назад

      LOL this. This right here 😅

    • @jessequeen4550
      @jessequeen4550 4 месяца назад +1

      Andor was amazing, but I think it’s a fluke at this point

  • @carlosmcse
    @carlosmcse 4 месяца назад +1

    It's not awful. It's just popular on RUclips to hate on it.

  • @jq8913
    @jq8913 5 месяцев назад +3

    I remember reading that Tobey Macguire did like 150+ takes in Spiderman just doing that one scene where he catches MJ in the cafeteria and also catches her lunch tray and all the food. Taking that type of time to perfect each scene is whats missing. Its like they fly through scenes and are fine with the first take. Makes me wonder how much money theyre just pocketing from Disney based on the budgets we see.

  • @nocatlover
    @nocatlover 5 месяцев назад +1

    after 35 minutes i just want to watch the Mell Brooks movie Spaceballs because that is 100% more Starwars than this crap that Disney made

  • @mattcollins3591
    @mattcollins3591 5 месяцев назад +3

    Why do these grifters act surprised anymore?
    It’s pretty fucking obvious Disney is only doing this to cause a reaction out of people like this.

  • @WhiteBraveheart1
    @WhiteBraveheart1 4 месяца назад +1

    The last good Star Wars was Return of the Jedi (1983).

  • @adfusion416
    @adfusion416 5 месяцев назад +3

    im going to watch old star wars movies

  • @Elijahlikechicken
    @Elijahlikechicken 5 месяцев назад +1

    I personally don’t think it’s that bad so far, it’s definitely not perfect but not the worst thing that’s out there. I just find it entertaining to watch the meat riders and the people hating just to hate argue.

  • @markkenny2001
    @markkenny2001 5 месяцев назад +8

    I went to see The Garfield Movie (2024), it was very good and happy 20th anniversary to Garfield: The Movie (2004).

    • @thejessegrant
      @thejessegrant  5 месяцев назад +5

      I loved the OG Garfield movie! That’s my childhood right there ahaha

    • @FreighttrainDaniel1225
      @FreighttrainDaniel1225 5 месяцев назад +3

      More respect for the source material than the acolyte

  • @leaixenavier
    @leaixenavier 4 месяца назад +2

    Ofc the script is ass in some ways and I think the actors are very medium but overall this is a lot more fun to watch than ahsoka to me

  • @MSgt5J071
    @MSgt5J071 5 месяцев назад +3

    This is what I don't get: Kathleen Kennedy worked with Steven Spielberg for years. He spent months in pre-production working on the script and developed storyboards that included virtually every camera shot. He fgured out which cameras to use, which lenses to use, camera placement, lighting, and a host of other factors BEFORE a single frame of film was shot. This took a long time, but the end result was films being shot within the projected number of days, and in many cases principal photography was finished ahead of schedule. Did KK learn NOTHING from Spielberg? If anything, she should know at least something about keeping production costs down...and maybe a thing or two about what makes a good story and relatable characters.

    • @NefariousKoel
      @NefariousKoel 5 месяцев назад

      Kennedy rose through the ranks, early on, via Hollywood nepotism. There is an old interview or two with Spielberg in which he lambasts her abilities regarding movie making. Said she would blurt out ridiculous ideas in creative meetings for his films and would get shut down all the time by the rest. Also stated she was a terrible secretary (original job before marrying Hollywood bigwig).. 😄

  • @phoenix5054
    @phoenix5054 5 месяцев назад +2

    This is Star Wars now. Move on people. They will never capture the magic they once had. Don’t think it’s ever gonna be any better.

  • @kekqq
    @kekqq 5 месяцев назад +15

    Let's send a knight and a padawan to arrest someone who killed a Master...

    • @CheesySalmon
      @CheesySalmon 5 месяцев назад +3

      Maul has killed Qui Gon and other Jedi yet in the finale of S7 Obi wan and Anakin sends Ahsoka to stop him. Stop acting like this is something new that they’ve done.

    • @jamesMdlk
      @jamesMdlk 5 месяцев назад +3

      it’s almost like she didn’t kill the master and that her former master knew it wasn’t her 😮

    • @jamesMdlk
      @jamesMdlk 5 месяцев назад +3

      1:44 ‘the acolyte is objectively bad’ if that’s not the very most biased thing i’ve ever heard, then i don’t know what is. a LOT of people have enjoyed this show so far, that’s a fact, what an awful video.

    • @X333Dylan333X
      @X333Dylan333X 5 месяцев назад +3

      You could literally say that about any episodes of the clone wars like having Anakin and Ashoka in any situation… you’re knit picking so hard my guy

    • @diamondheadify-v5i
      @diamondheadify-v5i 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@CheesySalmon stop defending bad writing just because it had been done before. Dave Filoni is not the "savior of Star Wars" people think he is. Ahsoka is his beloved OC, of course he would face her off against Maul, regardless if it makes any sense.

  • @darthgonk5648
    @darthgonk5648 5 месяцев назад +1

    My creativity created better writing than this

  • @fidelmercado2621
    @fidelmercado2621 4 месяца назад +6

    I actually thought the first 2 episodes weren't that bad.

    • @KYOSHIHUE
      @KYOSHIHUE 4 месяца назад +3

      glad i'm not the only one that actually didn't dislike the show so far.

  • @ChimpingBulldog
    @ChimpingBulldog 5 месяцев назад +1

    I was never going to watch it but thanks for taking the time to tell us why we shouldn't.

  • @gam7482
    @gam7482 5 месяцев назад +5

    No more time or money for Disney's craps

  • @hordakprime6172
    @hordakprime6172 5 месяцев назад +1

    I don't even hate the actors I hate Kathleen Kennedy she's butchered Star Wars.

  • @YeetmanSkeetman
    @YeetmanSkeetman 5 месяцев назад +4

    I’m pretty confident that it’s not the producers hindering the content. Sure, there’s some of that, but the content and performances are so bad in these shows all around - they’re Disney shows, and they remind me of classic Disney show acting, but with better makeup. They don’t hire great actors for their most important roles. They don’t hire solid sci-fi writers.
    It’s when they do so those things that their writers and actors get hamstrung. They have to sanitize everything for the Disney brand, so they can’t go full in on the Star Wars name. People get run through with lightsabers and walk away fine because it’s Disney, marketed to kids.

  • @lothcat01
    @lothcat01 5 месяцев назад +1

    you've literally watched only two episodes, very harsh review for an overall good show. You're right about the production time.

  • @danielchavez8264
    @danielchavez8264 5 месяцев назад +4

    I don’t think giving them more time would fix it. It was in production since 2022

    • @ModernWelfare_
      @ModernWelfare_ 5 месяцев назад

      Yeah that’s insane to me. 😂

  • @scotttrail522
    @scotttrail522 4 месяца назад

    I started watching this show yesterday. . . and the first 5 minutes, weren't even TRYING to have a good fight scene.
    Oh, and I felt ACTUAL TENSION for the dad and kid, than the first fight scene.

  • @horrorstew3577
    @horrorstew3577 5 месяцев назад +8

    I tortured myself too outta morbid curiosity 😂 .... This show wasn't just woke, it was dull, predictable and lacked anything close to entertaining.
    Karen, girl boss cringe in Space

    • @artdogg50
      @artdogg50 4 месяца назад

      I agree it was dull. I almost fell asleep on it and came close to just turning it off. I managed to make it through the first 2 episodes, but have no desire to continue watching it.

  • @mohillic
    @mohillic 5 месяцев назад +1

    the concept is great, the show and it's execution of the concept is an absolute disaster

  • @shidokasagi5406
    @shidokasagi5406 5 месяцев назад +14

    who would have thought that a show made for a “modern audience” promoting an agenda would turn out to be absolute crap. definitely not me~

    • @chasehedges6775
      @chasehedges6775 5 месяцев назад

      THIS😂😂

    • @drdassler
      @drdassler 5 месяцев назад

      They're always so sure the fans only like white men but are determined to not give them any anyway. 😄

    • @micah5918
      @micah5918 5 месяцев назад +1

      And what agenda is that?

    • @shidokasagi5406
      @shidokasagi5406 5 месяцев назад +4

      @@micah5918 they use pronouns in show, do i need tell more?

    • @micah5918
      @micah5918 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@shidokasagi5406 pronouns oh the tragedy how dare they include a diverse cast for a diverse galaxy.

  • @johnnybaxter1953
    @johnnybaxter1953 4 месяца назад +1

    I don't watch shows made by people who hate me.