I like how he says “Normally this is where I would make a bunch of bad jokes, but we don’t have time for that.” yet he lists the bad jokes he would make…genius play.
The servers containing the "keys" would need to be surrounded by a building which is usually built with bricks, which is pretty interesting and would require a video of its own
When I was a kid my friend told me her dad had a “key to the internet” and I was like ok sure. Turns out she was absolutely right and her dad was one of these 7 key holders at one point. Wild….
yeh so wound up marrying her, right? this kind of power is more important than love, money, or even vanity. you should've married and then engaged her ports.
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In the future, there'll be a movie about a modern version of Thanos who goes around the world collecting 7 keys to turn off the internet at the snap of his fingers.
As a Network Engineer, this video explained the concepts of DNS and DNSSEC particularly well. Nice job! Also..I had friends..they're just from a different school...you wouldn't know them! :(
@@jacobscrackers98yeah DNSSEC still isn't that widespread unfortunately. TLS/SSL solves most security issues but widespread DNSSEC adoption would be good too, at least from a network security perspective.
I'm appalled to see a proclaimed network engineer comment without pointing out that this entire video is misinformation. DNSSEC is not widely implemented. DNS is NOT "the internet". A small portion of the internet might be harder to reach for a short time. But that wouldn't even happen, as all the DNS servers would keep their caches up until root servers came back online.
I thought you would go a little further and talk about how neat HSMs are. The main idea of an HSM is that it physically holds the private key. In the simplest case of just a single HSM, the key pair is generated inside the HSM. It divulges the public key, but not the private key. All cryptographic functions that require the private key are performed inside the HSM itself, so the private key never leaves the HSM. No one, no even the owners of the HSM, know the private key. The HSM has physical security measures, so tampering will cause it to "forget" the key pair, making physical attack difficult. There is obviously a need to backup the key pair, in the case of the DNS master key there is a backup at the same site and two offsite backups on the other coast. There is a protocol which, once initiated, presumably when all 4 HSMs are in the same physical location so they can be securely connected, will then provide authenticated and encrypted backup channels for making sure the private key stays within that cluster of HSMs as it is periodically updated.
@@jpaugh64 it's a joke he makes every time he talks about something that is in some way linked to secrecy and so he starts an intro talking about bricks.
@@javidproductions9353 Okay, I have actually seen those videos now that I think about it. So, you're saying that HAI instigated the brick thing, and therefore is the engineer of his own "demise." That's fitting. 😄
Man that brick thing he did a while back as a joke is still fresh in my mind, wildly captivating. I wanna know about those bricks HAI! From you & only you!
This video is kinda false. They don’t “hold the keys to the internet” they hold the keys to root name DNS and DNSSEC so if they were to shut it down yes it would be a great pain to have to type in IP adresses instead of names the internet wouldn’t mysteriously vanish all of a sudden
I feel your comment needs more love than its getting. I understand that the internet can be complicated to understand but I hate hearing people saying that these 7 people can just turn off the internet as a whole as if every single private network is going to be booted offline.
@Andrew H dns server is like a translator from human to computer it takes our language and translates it to computer numbers. If dns fails computer cant understand our language like www.youtube .com but we still can speak in there language. It's hard and not as easy but we can talk to them with numbers to our self. Like 192.168.1.1 witch is usually used by routers.
You are right. Basic functionality would still be there, but many things would fail as websites are referencing other content not via IP addresses but via their actual names. And I mean not only links that are entered by users (for example the links in this video description) but also references added by developers in the websites' source code - at least that's what I saw at a web development company some years ago. Maybe big players like google or amazon found a smarter way but this would mean they spent a lot of effort to take care of a very unlikely fail.
Andrew H It's no secret how DNS works so technically you could add a local DNS server to your home network which you can configure manually to translate some common websites to their corresponding IP adress (like youtube,google,...) but you would always need to know the IP adress first to be able to configure this 'private DNS server'. It is true that most links currently work with their generic human-readable names so they would need a working DNS system to be able to operate. So while turning of DNS and DNSSEC would not technically turn off the internet it would create a huge amount of chaos and would make the internet practically unusable for most people.
For anyone who interested in this kind of thing: ICANN's key ceremonies are actually filmed and are available to the public to watch (google "IANA key signing ceremonies" (no quotes) if you're interested), although they're not terribly exciting to watch unless, again, this is a subject you're interested in. It's 3-7 hours of a meticulously scripted, excessively documented event involving around two dozen people (ICANN staff, industry insiders, and outside witnesses which you can actually apply to be one of) sitting in a highly secure room, removing the HSMs from a secure vault, executing a bunch of commands on a Linux terminal to sign the keys or do whatever else they need to, and returning the HSM to storage. It needs to be completely public so the world can be 100% confident that EVERY time the root keys are accessed, they weren't comprised or used for anything other than their intended purpose.
Shutting off DNS doesn't turn off the Internet. It just turns off the directory where a name is looked up to find its IP address. Anyone at all can maintain their own copy of the DNS entries they use on a daily basis, so they'd be unaffected by the main DNS going away. Source: I manage a corporate DNS with over 10,000 entries. It can go out to the main DNS if necessary, but internal operations are unaffected by completely cutting off the outside world.
You left out an important element of the Culpeper, Virginia's security: traffic. It's horrendous. Anyone plotting something nefarious will get caught in traffic that will make him want to give up long before he gets near the facility.
Root hints servers usually have a 72 hour time to live on their DNS records, so it would take 3 days to “shut down” the internet - and that’s only for the DNSSEC requests - UDP requests will be unaffected. This procedure is only to re-key the DNSSEC entries on the root hints servers, and would only be needed if the current keys were compromised or the existing certificates were about to expire. If they were compromised - you’d have to figure out how first before there would be any point in re-keying those servers. This procedure would likely only be used once every ten years to generate new trusted certificates for the root hints servers.
And actually it’d be a seemless transition to the new DNSSEC keys, as they wouldn’t remove the public entries of the about to expire entries until we’ll after the new keys are in place.
Plot twist: The secret illuminati plot all along has been to keep HAI from revealing the actual dark secrets of bricks. Secret codes and government contingency plans are one thing, but revealing the brick plan is a whole different kettle of fish. If you watch the special the internet will go dark.
@@sebas67859 media.ccc.de/ (or their youtube channel) dont know the exact talk, most are in German but they try to make english and french versions available as well. I think it was a talk by Felix von Leitner (fefe) but not 100% sure
I learned about this on a TV show. They are known as the Elders of the Internet and also keep the internet itself safe on top of Big Ben where the best reception is.
For a moment I thought your joke was that Carl Icahn can turn off the internet. He's one of the worst famous investor, if you didn't know, you can pretty much short everything he thinks is great.
The average person doesnt know or understand what you just said. They'd probably panic a bit and be anxious until it comes back on because theg know they'd break something trying to do that.
@@GarlicGrinder9 the decision would be made on system level, not by user. In fact that's basically what happens now anyway, it's not like all the keys get checked every single time you connect to any website.
@@Poiuy20102011 True, but most cached DNS records only have a time-to-live (TTL) of 24 hours, if that, so it would stop working after that. And then the world would end.
@Venky Wank As an Indian, I humbly request you to shut up about Indian politics because we don't need that kind of toxicity in the comment section of an amazing educational channel.
@@prashanthraghavendran2628 this is the type of indians that should comment ... I actually Dont see it wrong that the cut off internet in ur place If u gon say stupid Shit @Venky Wank
Doesn't it just feel like this is about to happen? I have been "feeling that way," and I have no reason to feel that way. However, in 2020 I woke up by seeing how much influence the power players over I life have even when what they push is not reality. What they said is allowed to be said was not what was going on at our local hospital or in the streets outside my house. I admit it, I fell for the lies before, but I couldn't once reality was right outside my real window, and it was unrelated to what they said was going on in the popular platforms of influence. This stuff seems awfully spiritual. The puppet masters some talk about is nothing confusing, it's just the very real demonic spiritual world that we can give power to unintentionally. How do people not get the reason we are in this mess is because people choose to reject the truth in favor of the lies that make sense to them according to the compromising comforts they have gotten used to in this world. If the internet goes down, I don't think it will necessary be because of 5 or 7 people with keys, God will simply say enough and the spell of it will be broken as Millennials, Gen Z and Alpha crave what is real and see it's not found in the carefully crafted and censored world of being online.
HAI: "I shouldn't say this, but the ICANN private key is..." ICANN: "Ha, as if..." HAI: "Seven." ICANN: "Pff, lucky guess." HAI: "Four." ICANN: "Wait, what?" **picks up phone** HAI: "Two." ICANN: "You can't be serious!" **frantically dials** HAI: "No, I just wanted you to think I'm cool." ICANN: **slowly puts down phone** "Motherf...."
Long ago the seven internet keys were forged in the fires of mordor to defeat the dark lord. Each ring was given to a member of the fellowship of the keys.
You mean darknet thats what we call mordor here on earth. You have to cross the land of the unnamed services, pass the black gates of firewall and after a view TB of pure criminal energy your there in the kernal of the Darknet.
*“..now streaming HAI’s 40 minute special”* Me: That’s great. Now get on with the ... *“It’s about Bricks.”* Me: Sir, you had my curiosity ... but now you have my attention.
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Actually it ain't about bricks, bunch of Nebula creators advertise and sing praise to Nebula for 33 minutes, maybe 5 minutes in total are about bricks. 5% as interesting.
If this happens, hundreds of companies will introduce alternatives to DNS in couple of days. Things will be chaotic for couple of days, but will eventually settle very quickly.
@@ithinkguy9233 Its actually: BRICS: -Brazil -Russia -India -China -South Africa The economic alliance Either this, or it was a joke and i didn't get it.
I love what you do! ♥️ And I have Nebula, incredible content! But I barely use it. The player really really needs work. We want to listen to things on the go, close the app, lock our phones and find where we were in previous videos quickly. Get the developers fixing these issues and your product could really rocket! 🚀
HAI: The private key for the internet is 742 ICANN: How did he know??? *Shocked* HAI: I am joking ICANN: Yeah, that's totally not it *Laughing nervously*
@@sjjwf6025 the problem is, i still don't really know if the information is worth it... tbh i saw enough videos about bricks on youtube (practical engineering) and whatnot... so your sales pitch needs to be more convincing ;)
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Fast and furious team: find the location, get Rock to break in, get a random nerd to steal the keys, and then drive cars in clouds (or using cloud) with some crazy ass action and control the internet to save the world and that one person who was on the line.
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"This is the lock picking lawyer and today we will be unlocking the power of the entire internet. Small click on 1, click on two, annnndd. I have now the power to turn off the internet all accessed in under 20 seconds. "
@@DansHobbies DNSSEC is not widely adopted. DNS is cached and shutting down root servers will not destroy or disable the caches or cause those DNS servers to stop responding. Shutting down DNS is not "turning off the internet", it's ... "turning off DNS root servers", a very very big difference.
@@tauforlife The average life span of a DNS request is one day. So assuming that turning off the root servers for more than a day its like turning off the internet.
What if one of them goes crazy then turns off the entire Internet by killing the seven others and completely turning it off then Completely erase the key out of existence
Everybody gangsta till one of the 7 dudes suddenly hear “Welcome back to the Lock Picking Lawyer, today we’ll be seeing how easy it is to turn off the internet by picking open this lock with a spork!”
"to acess the keycard you need a key, that was only assigned to 7 trusted Internet security experts around the world" Lockpicking lawyer: here's click one, click two and... We are in
There might be a tiiiiny little problem in the form of a worldwide pandemic thats keeping him from making a podcast all about travelling to different places...
Maybe I'm wrong but I feel like simply turning off the main undersea fiber optic cable connection points in New Jersery and Oregon would be a lot more disastrous
While this was a super interesting video, here are some facts that would argue with the "Turn Off Internet" thing: • DNSSEC is only an extension to the DNS, not all top-level domains (TLDs) support DNSSEC, and certainly not all domains in those TLDs have it enabled. Furthermore, not all devices will _verify_ the records. (Sure, big companies like Google, Apple, Twitter, etc will always implement this security feature where they can, but all it takes is a client who chooses not to verify those records in order to connect to whatever website they want -- also, the websites that doesn't use DNSSEC at all will always be accessible if ICANN decides to revoke those signing keys.) • Even if ALL DNS servers are compromised and disabled, destroyed, etc, the internet still won't be "Turned Off" as you put it in the title. As you said, DNS is a replacement to entering the IPs directly, so if it somehow stops working, it's not like you won't be able to connect over the Internet using the IP address. Sure, it would be a really big hit to the Internet if the DNS servers stop working (which wasn't even the point of the video) -- but it STILL doesn't mean that the Internet as a whole will stop working, as HTTP, HTTPS, FTP, etc does not rely on DNS. The only things that would stop working instantly will be devices that have domain names hardcoded in them. • There are many alternatives to ICANN, large ones being such as OpenNIC. Heck, anyone can run a DNS server (validating DNSSEC or not) and use them for themselves, or give access to other users for free. I believe in an event where the things described actually happen, companies such as Cloudflare (1.1.1.1), Google DNS (8.8.8.8), OpenDNS (and many more) will not sit around, and actually do something about it. I'm sorry for such a lengthy rant, as I said, the actual video was really interesting, but I thought that the "Seven People" could actually "Turn Off" the internet at something like IP level, which would be way scarier than ICANN revoking some DNSSEC signing keys. Thanks for reading my long rant! 😂
using the tactics i learned from picking the back door of my ex's house as well as the flawed nature of the fingerprint sensors, i was able to enter the facility before the guards could could even turn the safety off their weapons
Now we need an action movie with a bad guy trying to steal the keys who also kidnapped those powerful people and Dwayne Johnson being the main character trying to stop the bad guy
@@stevenutter3614 I wish people could find more creative ways of saying a meme is dead. People meme around, and others always say "oh look a dead meme." I do agree, though.
Yea thought so too, About the US president wanting to shut down the internet secretly so people don't access all their atrocity evidence some group of people has about them in relation to their atrocity eg in Libya, Afgan, coronavirus, 9/11, and many other dark things that happens that they are the cause behind the scene.
That sounds like a action movie plot. Some guy assassinates all seven of the guys, gets the harddisks, overcomes the security and turns off the internet. And then just watches the world fall in chaos.
Imagine a conversation between one of these people and their kids Kid : *doesn't get off the internet* Parent: "I'll cut off the internet if you keep wasting your time like this" Kid: "lol, get a load of this boomer" Parent: *actually pulls off a pro gamer move*
Boti Gamer **insert snarky reply that I wont give because I want to be nicer, but just know, there is a whole lot of sarcasm in my head directed towards your comment in my brain at the moment**
Thompsonator469 the hard drives have the master keys to the internet. But if only one was not stolen then ICANN can reset the internet and create a new private master key. To sum it up. The hard drives can reset the internet. But they are more than a reset button. They are the skeleton keys to the internet. They can redirect you from your intended site to another one. Or completely destoy your digital security.
A bit unfortunate to use Twitter for this explanation, as Twitter doesn't actually use DNSSEC. The explanation in general seems to assume that every zone is signed, which is not true - in fact the majority of DNS zones are unsigned. However, TLDs are usually signed so its true that an issue with the root key can bring down most zones, even if unsigned.
This whole key thing for the internet sounds like it would be a great premise for a cheesy low budget action movie. "The internet is in danger and we have to get 5 out of 7 of these people to one of these locations or the world is doomed!"
I’m old enough to remember when you registered a domain in the early mid nineties for a bunch of money compared to today. You got a certificate in the mail from ICANN declaring you owner. It was like getting a land deed in the mail. 🙈
@@AdityaPrasad007 if everyone is using Google's DNS / Cloudflare's DNS, seems like a single point of failure. (Yes I realize they use anycast, but Google / Cloudflare still administers the systems that anycast.)
"you cant just shut off the internet"
"ICANN"
I see what you did there
Underrated
@@bantxc5616 just though the same thing man
I thought the iCan was Apple's new line of metal containers.
you can't ban me from using banks!
IBANN
Everyone gangsta until one of the seven people gets mad at his children.
Lol.
Xd.
lol
Xoooooooo
OH GOD PLEASE NO
Bruh, all you gotta do is go into settings and turn off Wi-Fi. Everyone can do it even my uncle bob.
You can also unplug the router
@@koolaidjammer7108 woosh
My goodness what an idea. Why didn't I think of that
@@koolaidjammer7108 r/woooosh
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I like how he says “Normally this is where I would make a bunch of bad jokes, but we don’t have time for that.” yet he lists the bad jokes he would make…genius play.
That... is the joke tho? It's not difficult to understand that lol
@@boiimcfacto2364 Well it's "genius" in the mind of an average RUclips commenter...
Im sorry but kei I joe is a great joke
This was part of Johnny English 3. rd story. At least it can be compared to reality!
@@boiimcfacto2364 not really, the "punchlines" or whatever else you would call them are there but just saying them is hardly a joke...
"if you don't know what DNS is because you had friends in college"
as a CS major, that one stung
😂😂
It's true I have no friends
Counter Strike?
@@royalreaper47 computer science
@@mizzogf Sad. Counter Strike would've been a way cooler major
"This video is brought to you by..."
Seven people, apparently.
So was this comment.
hahah lol
I see what you did there
underrated
I changed this comment from 1,799 likes to 1800 the prophecy is complete my job is done
The servers containing the "keys" would need to be surrounded by a building which is usually built with bricks, which is pretty interesting and would require a video of its own
damn bro he really tryna shutdown the internet and I don't blame him.
Like the windowless AT&T building in NYC?
This was part of Johnny English 3. rd story. At least it can be compared to reality!
When I was a kid my friend told me her dad had a “key to the internet” and I was like ok sure. Turns out she was absolutely right and her dad was one of these 7 key holders at one point. Wild….
Damn that’s lucky
Imagine being an Internet janitor....
that actually sounds like such a typical lie a kid would make up lmao. like "my dad works at xbox and can block you"
yeh so wound up marrying her, right? this kind of power is more important than love, money, or even vanity. you should've married and then engaged her ports.
@@noway9880What the fuck are you on about
“Ultimately, saying that you don't care about privacy because you have nothing to hide is no different from saying you don't care about freedom of speech because you have nothing to say.”
― Edward Snowden
DID YOU KNOW THAT YOUR CELLPHONE IS BEING TRACKED AND LISTENED TO 24/7? Your cell phone is traceable even when it’s completely shut off ruclips.net/video/EVHf4UgH9g0/видео.html
Whoever complains about internet privacy is a beta.
And... I really don't see the what is so bad about the second one?
"People who say the innocent have nothing to hide should be banned from owning curtains" Mark Thomas (comedian)
@@C4pt41nN3m0 LMAO
The real question is... do they still need to do the "I'm not a robot" verification?
No one is safe from "I am not a robot" test
"Only select the images with sidewalks"
*Forgets to click the 'I'm not a robot' box and fails the test.
@@luckeycat_ Oh no, you're a robot
Every single one of us are robots already. Down to the very last idiot standing on this sh*t planet
@@kiaraisuzume1456 So's your face?
In the future, there'll be a movie about a modern version of Thanos who goes around the world collecting 7 keys to turn off the internet at the snap of his fingers.
Then the revengers go stop him with the help of the other Marble heroes
What is this the plot to Kingdom Hearts 3.14159.
Sounds dope
...at the swipe of a card*
@@cliche_5860 marble heroes😂
As a Network Engineer, this video explained the concepts of DNS and DNSSEC particularly well. Nice job!
Also..I had friends..they're just from a different school...you wouldn't know them! :(
He forgot to mention that hardly any website uses DNSSEC (that I have noticed) and internet security is mainly based in TLS certs.
@@jacobscrackers98 Exactly. Most websites don't use dnssec
@@jacobscrackers98yeah DNSSEC still isn't that widespread unfortunately. TLS/SSL solves most security issues but widespread DNSSEC adoption would be good too, at least from a network security perspective.
I'm appalled to see a proclaimed network engineer comment without pointing out that this entire video is misinformation.
DNSSEC is not widely implemented.
DNS is NOT "the internet".
A small portion of the internet might be harder to reach for a short time. But that wouldn't even happen, as all the DNS servers would keep their caches up until root servers came back online.
“Why’d you shut down the DNS system?”
Cause ICANN
Underrated
Bad corny joke >:( 👎
Ruins4 has a bad corny channel 👎
@@Etherus69 ok
Ruins4 shouldn’t have spoken back. Should. Not. Have. Done. That.
I feel like there should be a movie about these guys having to come together and perform the key ceremony to, like, save the world or something.
@LaVonda Like Wym. You’re being sarcastic? If so, what movie is it?
@LaVonda Like lmaooooooo
Oh that's a yes for me
@Yeetdatshulker1 yeah
yeahhh
Everyone gangsta until the one guy says “I swear I left the key on the counter”
lol
@BRSM Gamer you broke the chain
Lol
“ Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?”
lol
I thought you would go a little further and talk about how neat HSMs are. The main idea of an HSM is that it physically holds the private key. In the simplest case of just a single HSM, the key pair is generated inside the HSM. It divulges the public key, but not the private key. All cryptographic functions that require the private key are performed inside the HSM itself, so the private key never leaves the HSM. No one, no even the owners of the HSM, know the private key. The HSM has physical security measures, so tampering will cause it to "forget" the key pair, making physical attack difficult. There is obviously a need to backup the key pair, in the case of the DNS master key there is a backup at the same site and two offsite backups on the other coast. There is a protocol which, once initiated, presumably when all 4 HSMs are in the same physical location so they can be securely connected, will then provide authenticated and encrypted backup channels for making sure the private key stays within that cluster of HSMs as it is periodically updated.
I feel bad for any new viewers who don’t know about the bricks and just click off.
I've watched HAI videos for ~2 years, and I have NO idea about the bricks! "New users" are just screwed (in that respect).
@@jpaugh64 it's a joke he makes every time he talks about something that is in some way linked to secrecy and so he starts an intro talking about bricks.
@@javidproductions9353 Okay, I have actually seen those videos now that I think about it. So, you're saying that HAI instigated the brick thing, and therefore is the engineer of his own "demise." That's fitting. 😄
Man that brick thing he did a while back as a joke is still fresh in my mind, wildly captivating. I wanna know about those bricks HAI! From you & only you!
Wait what are the bricks
“Hey Paul?”
“Yeah?”
“My child doesn’t think I can shut down the internet”
“I’ll get the key”
Don't mess with parents.
More like:
"Hey paul!"
"Yeah?"
"AAAAAAAAA"
This was part of Johnny English 3. rd story. At least it can be compared to reality!
@@RealNeutronStar bot
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HAI: it’s about bricks
Everyone: *victory screech*
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Can u please launch the missile already
Hey, Jong-un, do you sell bath water?
+1 on the bath water
+2 on the bath water
I bet these guys have dad jokes like: You know ICANN shutdown your internet don't you?
😂
my mom standing near the router:
“you mean 8 people?”
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
This video is kinda false. They don’t “hold the keys to the internet” they hold the keys to root name DNS and DNSSEC so if they were to shut it down yes it would be a great pain to have to type in IP adresses instead of names the internet wouldn’t mysteriously vanish all of a sudden
I feel your comment needs more love than its getting. I understand that the internet can be complicated to understand but I hate hearing people saying that these 7 people can just turn off the internet as a whole as if every single private network is going to be booted offline.
Andrew H yeah like for example my private server I run for my 3D printer
@Andrew H dns server is like a translator from human to computer it takes our language and translates it to computer numbers. If dns fails computer cant understand our language like www.youtube .com but we still can speak in there language. It's hard and not as easy but we can talk to them with numbers to our self. Like 192.168.1.1 witch is usually used by routers.
You are right. Basic functionality would still be there, but many things would fail as websites are referencing other content not via IP addresses but via their actual names. And I mean not only links that are entered by users (for example the links in this video description) but also references added by developers in the websites' source code - at least that's what I saw at a web development company some years ago. Maybe big players like google or amazon found a smarter way but this would mean they spent a lot of effort to take care of a very unlikely fail.
Andrew H It's no secret how DNS works so technically you could add a local DNS server to your home network which you can configure manually to translate some common websites to their corresponding IP adress (like youtube,google,...) but you would always need to know the IP adress first to be able to configure this 'private DNS server'. It is true that most links currently work with their generic human-readable names so they would need a working DNS system to be able to operate. So while turning of DNS and DNSSEC would not technically turn off the internet it would create a huge amount of chaos and would make the internet practically unusable for most people.
For anyone who interested in this kind of thing: ICANN's key ceremonies are actually filmed and are available to the public to watch (google "IANA key signing ceremonies" (no quotes) if you're interested), although they're not terribly exciting to watch unless, again, this is a subject you're interested in. It's 3-7 hours of a meticulously scripted, excessively documented event involving around two dozen people (ICANN staff, industry insiders, and outside witnesses which you can actually apply to be one of) sitting in a highly secure room, removing the HSMs from a secure vault, executing a bunch of commands on a Linux terminal to sign the keys or do whatever else they need to, and returning the HSM to storage. It needs to be completely public so the world can be 100% confident that EVERY time the root keys are accessed, they weren't comprised or used for anything other than their intended purpose.
Wow! Thats actually kinda cool tho
Shutting off DNS doesn't turn off the Internet. It just turns off the directory where a name is looked up to find its IP address. Anyone at all can maintain their own copy of the DNS entries they use on a daily basis, so they'd be unaffected by the main DNS going away.
Source: I manage a corporate DNS with over 10,000 entries. It can go out to the main DNS if necessary, but internal operations are unaffected by completely cutting off the outside world.
That's right, I thought the same thing
Clickbait in a nutshell
the people with keys: only we can turn off DNS
TheLockPickingLawyer: "are you really in charge here"
Looool that's hilarious bro😂
LPL is the avatar.master of all keys and locks.
Bet he can unlock all 7 locks within 1 minute lmao
"hello im the LockPickingLawyer and today were seeing how fast i can turn off the internet for the entire world"
click on 1, nothing on 2, 3 is still binding....
Paul Kane is no longer a key holder.
He was replaced by Kristian Ørmen of Denmark in 2017
Brexit? 😂
I was going to comment this, lol
Wow I can't believe HAI would have such a glaring inaccuracy. This ruins the entire video's legitimacy.
Asoka S I'm a feminist, idc about it
@Asoka S are you this stupid?
You left out an important element of the Culpeper, Virginia's security: traffic. It's horrendous. Anyone plotting something nefarious will get caught in traffic that will make him want to give up long before he gets near the facility.
hisownfool1 so true it hurts
Sara van Eerde I assume you are also a NOVA resident.
@@hisownfool1 do they really count as a Nova resident if they live out in Culpepper though?
That's Northern VA for you.
@@BankruptMonkey good question.
Root hints servers usually have a 72 hour time to live on their DNS records, so it would take 3 days to “shut down” the internet - and that’s only for the DNSSEC requests - UDP requests will be unaffected.
This procedure is only to re-key the DNSSEC entries on the root hints servers, and would only be needed if the current keys were compromised or the existing certificates were about to expire. If they were compromised - you’d have to figure out how first before there would be any point in re-keying those servers.
This procedure would likely only be used once every ten years to generate new trusted certificates for the root hints servers.
And actually it’d be a seemless transition to the new DNSSEC keys, as they wouldn’t remove the public entries of the about to expire entries until we’ll after the new keys are in place.
Does anyone know what assymetrical math they use for the key?
@@emberthecatgirl8796 I thought all common encryption uses prime number factoring.
If HAI has a 40 min brick special, why would anyone turn off the internet?
What if the keyholders are secretly part of the FBI, and they have caught onto his brick-shenanigans?
Plot twist: The secret illuminati plot all along has been to keep HAI from revealing the actual dark secrets of bricks. Secret codes and government contingency plans are one thing, but revealing the brick plan is a whole different kettle of fish. If you watch the special the internet will go dark.
I've actually heard of one of those seven people. (Dan Kaminsky, specifically. His name comes up from time to time in technical contexts.)
Legend has it he is one of two people who can write bug-free software (the other being Donald Knuth)
El Majore where did you read about that? I'm kind of interested on what you said :)
This is like just Incase some Terminator shit happens 😱😱😱
@@sebas67859 media.ccc.de/ (or their youtube channel) dont know the exact talk, most are in German but they try to make english and french versions available as well. I think it was a talk by Felix von Leitner (fefe) but not 100% sure
El Majore ty 🤠
Plot twist: he actually got the key correct, and kept it a secret by saying it’s wrong.
Nope
@Doge Gamer want me to tell you what a joke is?
Nah many
Plot twist, He is the Key
starts with 742
Several people almost broke into a icann station, but the nunchuck wielding fish got to them before they could do anything major.
It because they came equipped to deal with sword weilding bears. They didn't know it was a trap all along as the nunchuck wielding fish sprung forth.
TRULY A VICTORY FOR THE FORCES OF JUSTICE
"7 people who can turn off the internet"
I bet my mum's on the top of this list.
When she yanks out the power plug for the router
same
it's just 7 mums, don't say it's mom, in Britain, Australia, and some other places, it's spelled mUm
MrWallabz what?
@@KanyeTheGayFish69 isn't it pretty straight forward?
when they lose the keys, they will become ICANNOT
Very original and funny, waiting for this to blow up
HAAAA LOL
Nah they just call lpl
lol
Hahaha
I learned about this on a TV show. They are known as the Elders of the Internet and also keep the internet itself safe on top of Big Ben where the best reception is.
So NOW we know what was in that box with the light on top!
So does that mean those people could say... “ICANN turn off the internet”?
Sadly, yes
For a moment I thought your joke was that Carl Icahn can turn off the internet. He's one of the worst famous investor, if you didn't know, you can pretty much short everything he thinks is great.
I hate you
I thought you were talking about iCarly
I know,you see,somehow the world will change for me~
Get out.
If DNS didn't work, you could still simply trust the lower DNS servers. Risky, but would work most of the time.
Or if you know a site's IP you could go that way or used the cached DNS reccords on your computer/network.
The average person doesnt know or understand what you just said. They'd probably panic a bit and be anxious until it comes back on because theg know they'd break something trying to do that.
@@GarlicGrinder9 the decision would be made on system level, not by user. In fact that's basically what happens now anyway, it's not like all the keys get checked every single time you connect to any website.
You guys should make educational videos and spread knowledge , you might help someone invent a time machine
@@Poiuy20102011 True, but most cached DNS records only have a time-to-live (TTL) of 24 hours, if that, so it would stop working after that. And then the world would end.
"You can't defeat me"
"I know but he can"
"ICANN"
*boss battle music*
@@c_cheryl *why am I hearing boss music?*
@@HomTolland0 Because cheryl started playing boss music, obviously.
HECANN
Copied comment .. be a real man
MrBeast: " I Bought All SEVEN Keys and SHUT THE INTERNET"
The video would be handed out in physical DVDs btw
Seriously? I have to pay for the brick video? Take my money.
Same bro... same... 15 secs into the video and I've already paid the subscription.
Imma just Jack Sparrow it lol
N lmao
Well, I cant even access it, because I dont own a credit card and in my country it is objectionable for a student to have one.
Im honestly considering getting a subscription. 3 dollars for a month is nothing,
Everyone Gangsta until the CEO of the Internet is losing a match of FIFA
Never expect to see football related comment
Obv he can't beat the CEO of Swag
🤣
SHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAH
@Azeem Siddiqui Hwat are you Hussein? I dhon't ghet it.
you’re forgetting the eighth person: that grandma who shut off the internet for an entire country
We all thought Florida Man was crazy...
@Venky Wank As an Indian, I humbly request you to shut up about Indian politics because we don't need that kind of toxicity in the comment section of an amazing educational channel.
You're making me watch it again lmao
@@prashanthraghavendran2628 this is the type of indians that should comment ... I actually Dont see it wrong that the cut off internet in ur place If u gon say stupid Shit @Venky Wank
@Venky Wank Move to China
Dan Kaminsky passed away April 23, 2021. Paul Kane was only a keyholder until 2017. There are currently 6 Recovery Key Share Holders listed at ICANN:
Moussa Guebre, BF Recovery Key Share Holder (2010-)
Kristian Ørmen, DK Recovery Key Share Holder (2017-)
Norm Ritchie, CA Recovery Key Share Holder (2010-)
Ondřej Surý, CZ Recovery Key Share Holder (2010-)
Bevil Wooding, TT Recovery Key Share Holder (2010-)
Jiankang Yao, CN Recovery Key Share Holder (2010-)
The 7th one is obviously Al Gore.
Ha, jokes on you, I don’t know what dns is AND I don’t have friends .
Lmao
Lucky
lmao
so there are people who know what DNS is AND have friends????
ICANN seeing he got the first 3 letters of the private key right: *profusely sweating*
@@drenz1523 its a joke
@@tanshi8059 lol k
@@tanshi8059
BCD3B18E02CA8A4E21698BAD31D24C25C58536EFA9C2CAAE3C18E6D764BEF80D399B8BE1D40D9ACAF4D18E3763A8E80D4794DFF8C7CA8965B3B35305219CD42920E84E6BF1ED64607BCFC852D5F6043C21FD92831C35DE29141BF87A275303660816AF0C9D1A432F3D611195667F4E7E2441ABC385B92C4EDD2F18E3B1680180
@@zombs0 what
@@bartholomewtheapostle_real the private key
Everyone gangsta till twitter cancels those seven people and the seven of them decided to shut down the internet.
That would be for the best
At least they cant complain anymore
imagine
It's impossible to turn off the internet
@@piadas804 did you... did you even watch the video bruh...
Honestly we need someone to use this key for a few months to get the world back to reality
Doesn't it just feel like this is about to happen? I have been "feeling that way," and I have no reason to feel that way. However, in 2020 I woke up by seeing how much influence the power players over I life have even when what they push is not reality. What they said is allowed to be said was not what was going on at our local hospital or in the streets outside my house. I admit it, I fell for the lies before, but I couldn't once reality was right outside my real window, and it was unrelated to what they said was going on in the popular platforms of influence.
This stuff seems awfully spiritual. The puppet masters some talk about is nothing confusing, it's just the very real demonic spiritual world that we can give power to unintentionally. How do people not get the reason we are in this mess is because people choose to reject the truth in favor of the lies that make sense to them according to the compromising comforts they have gotten used to in this world. If the internet goes down, I don't think it will necessary be because of 5 or 7 people with keys, God will simply say enough and the spell of it will be broken as Millennials, Gen Z and Alpha crave what is real and see it's not found in the carefully crafted and censored world of being online.
@@SRose-vp6ew alright grandpa take your meds
@@SRose-vp6ew mucho texto
The global economy:🗿
@@SRose-vp6ew quit spreading fear your disabled get help
HAI: "I shouldn't say this, but the ICANN private key is..."
ICANN: "Ha, as if..."
HAI: "Seven."
ICANN: "Pff, lucky guess."
HAI: "Four."
ICANN: "Wait, what?" **picks up phone**
HAI: "Two."
ICANN: "You can't be serious!" **frantically dials**
HAI: "No, I just wanted you to think I'm cool."
ICANN: **slowly puts down phone** "Motherf...."
Goddammit Brenda, did you tell your sister the key again?
This made me laugh more than it should’ve...
It's obviously 42
Lol
It is 742817816523-
Why is the police here
Long ago the seven internet keys were forged in the fires of mordor to defeat the dark lord.
Each ring was given to a member of the fellowship of the keys.
You mean darknet thats what we call mordor here on earth. You have to cross the land of the unnamed services, pass the black gates of firewall and after a view TB of pure criminal energy your there in the kernal of the Darknet.
@@MrHaggyy Only then will you be able to destroy the keys.
@@fullmetaltheorist And only with the blockchain of that one cipher that would not fall for the economic power the one key could provide.
Yes that’s right
I was there, three thousand years ago
*“..now streaming HAI’s 40 minute special”*
Me: That’s great. Now get on with the ...
*“It’s about Bricks.”*
Me: Sir, you had my curiosity ... but now you have my attention.
Lmao
talking 'bout curiosity stream
GAGAGAGAGAGAGA I just saw something very unpretty! I looked in the mirror! GAGAGAGAGAGAGA!! But I am the cool RUclipsr with two hazardously hot girlfriends so IT is all good! Thanks for you attention dear aam
But he did lose attention of the FBI, CIA, NSA, and many more agencies so that means he won't get too many vies
Actually it ain't about bricks, bunch of Nebula creators advertise and sing praise to Nebula for 33 minutes, maybe 5 minutes in total are about bricks. 5% as interesting.
If this happens, hundreds of companies will introduce alternatives to DNS in couple of days. Things will be chaotic for couple of days, but will eventually settle very quickly.
When HAI puts the brick documentary on Nebula:
I've won, but at what cost....
Like, idk, a bunch of money.. ;-; We need it on YT now!
$3 per month or $30 per year
$15 a year
Fuck...I actually want to watch it now. The legendary Brick Video.
I wish it was free
HI: wanna learn how to take over the world?
Everybody: BRICK
B-brazil
R-russia
I-india
C-china
K-korea
They could
(hahhah im jk)
@@ithinkguy9233 India and China never get along dude
iTHINK Guy change China to Canada
@@ithinkguy9233 Its actually:
BRICS:
-Brazil
-Russia
-India
-China
-South Africa
The economic alliance
Either this, or it was a joke and i didn't get it.
@@aroundhere1200
Theres K at the last one
ICANN's private key is super safe and secure.
Lockpicking Lawyer: "And a click out of one..."
Two is binding
Nothing on three.
nothing on 4
Back to one
Okay 5 is set
I love what you do! ♥️ And I have Nebula, incredible content! But I barely use it. The player really really needs work. We want to listen to things on the go, close the app, lock our phones and find where we were in previous videos quickly. Get the developers fixing these issues and your product could really rocket! 🚀
HAI: The private key for the internet is 742
ICANN: How did he know??? *Shocked*
HAI: I am joking
ICANN: Yeah, that's totally not it *Laughing nervously*
*Shuts down HAI*
Matt Norman underrated comment
it´s real key is 123456password, what else could it be!?!?!?
@@majstealth They had to add a special character so it's actually 123456password!
This comment has 742 likes, coincidence?
People with Nebula subscription to others:
we got to see the bricks now, you peasants.
i know this might be an unpopular opinion around here... but since it costs money, i'll probably never watch it. running short on resources here :D
@@sjjwf6025 the problem is, i still don't really know if the information is worth it... tbh i saw enough videos about bricks on youtube (practical engineering) and whatnot... so your sales pitch needs to be more convincing ;)
Enzo Rafael Souza Silva Well its not like there is only 1000 different number combinations in 3 digits.
The super private key is 42. Word.
Ill wait for the Netflix adaptation
HAI: "Only these seven people in the world have the keys which give them access to turn off the internet. They're the most powerful people in the world!"
LockPickingLawyer: "Okay, I'm using top of the keyway tension, and my standard hook in twenty-five thousandths. Nothing on one, small click out of two, nothing on three . . ."
Google is binding tightly..
nah nah after he gets a click he usually starts from the beginning again, and he usually mentions one of them binding smh
Fast and furious team: find the location, get Rock to break in, get a random nerd to steal the keys, and then drive cars in clouds (or using cloud) with some crazy ass action and control the internet to save the world and that one person who was on the line.
Don't gatekeep LPL :(
I laughed out loud at this.
I pounder on how my retirement experience would generally befeel like because I've not yet been able to save enough money and according to my spreadsheet I'm 9 years closer to my retirement schedule
Why not look into stock market investment, this is the best to to trade on it but trade with caution by seeking a professional for proper knowledge
I will say same thing stock Is very profitable using a better strategy to manipulate it, tho I've been trading stock for years now so trust me when i say is the best
Trading as a beginner was very difficult due to lack on trading experience, this resulted in losing my funds though I've been able to recover all that I lost, all thanks to Mr Carlton, i never knew good trader still existed till I come in touch with him
The rich stays rich by spending like the poor and investing for the future, the poor stay poor by spending like the rich and yet not investing like the rich
@@victoriayancy6047 Carlton gave me everything I needed and the perfect basis to begin trading. I value his stand on minimizing risk because this is something I haven't seen on other website and tutorials. greetings from the UK
"This is the lock picking lawyer and today we will be unlocking the power of the entire internet. Small click on 1, click on two, annnndd. I have now the power to turn off the internet all accessed in under 20 seconds. "
Ahahahaha
Underrated comment 😂
If this lower fond the bunker of internet ... I can ! x)
tbh he could actually do it if someone takes care of the armed guards
He really could lockpick his way
I think their name is just them trying to say “icann turn off your internet”
Thank you for that i really needed it. Now goodbye
@@walidfakhfakh3660 AYE AYEEEEE
@@ShresthMishra you must be indian
@@walidfakhfakh3660 yes
We need a nonprofit called icant then
“This is the lock picking lawyer, and today, I am going to steal the Internet.”
Yes just yes
No no he's got a point
As you can, see, there is a major flaw with these locks. In any case, that's all I have for you today.
We have a click out of pin one
two is binding
click out of three
nothing at four..
Oh yes
I just finished cyber security and compute communications courses, and this video is surprisingly accurate.
NO it's not.
@@tauforlife which part?
@@DansHobbies DNSSEC is not widely adopted. DNS is cached and shutting down root servers will not destroy or disable the caches or cause those DNS servers to stop responding. Shutting down DNS is not "turning off the internet", it's ... "turning off DNS root servers", a very very big difference.
@@tauforlife The average life span of a DNS request is one day. So assuming that turning off the root servers for more than a day its like turning off the internet.
Everybody gangsta until the security gets close to the boxes and hears:
“Click out of 1, click out of 2, nothing on 3, 4 is binding...”
Phew, that was a toughie. As you can see, it took me a whole 20 seconds to reset the internet.
Lol I love lpl
I laughed so hard they had to call an exorcist
Nice stolen comment
Ah. You are a man of culture as well !
"legend has it that when the internet turns upsidedown, the 7 guardians of the internet will come together and shut it down"
this sounds so cool
sonds like some scp level shit
@@starleighpersonal a happy coincidence, *7* 05s are required for a majority vote in the 13 council members system they have
What if one of them goes crazy then turns off the entire Internet by killing the seven others and completely turning it off then Completely erase the key out of existence
@@tina-po4dx one word: the world would end.
@@cailleach8416 don't think its a coincidence
Everybody gangsta till one of the 7 dudes suddenly hear “Welcome back to the Lock Picking Lawyer, today we’ll be seeing how easy it is to turn off the internet by picking open this lock with a spork!”
OMG LMAO YES
This comment is WAY underrated.
We're fine, if he turns off the internet no one can watch his videos.
@@BrianXPlayz more like stolen
@@dontaskaboutmyname6876 Yeah, but his screen name is so cool.
"to acess the keycard you need a key, that was only assigned to 7 trusted Internet security experts around the world"
Lockpicking lawyer: here's click one, click two and... We are in
These 7 people: *We can turn off the internet*
My internet provider: *You're not the only one cursed with knowledge*
Seems legit.
How come your everywhere?
racor hes like justin y,they comment on almost all videos
I seen you somewhere before....but where?!?!??!
@@articusramos808 Everywhere.
I feel although as more people see this the closer we are actually getting to a worldwide internet outage 💯
what
I feel like anyone with the skills to break the whole internet probably can look this up on wikipedia.
I love your podcast “Extremities“. Are you going to produce any new seasons of that show, or is it pretty much over?
yes
Rock Monaco New season or no more podcast?
There might be a tiiiiny little problem in the form of a worldwide pandemic thats keeping him from making a podcast all about travelling to different places...
AnuBius Good point.
@@Anu8ius shut up redditor
Tim Berners-Lee: I unveil to you... THE INTERNET!
Governments: Hey man... lets go grab a drink
"This is the Lock Picking Lawyer, and today we're going to use top of the key way tension to open these 7 boxes and turn off the internet"
"This pick bosnian bill and I made..."
“Today I will be opening the DNSSEC master lockbox with nothing but a toothpick and some silly putty”
"yep... it's opened" (suddenly youtube stop working)
Is that a RUclips recommendations crossover episode?
@@Gman240 That could involve a brick façade.
Missing from the video
- not every domain uses DNSSEC
- key ceremonies are streamed online
- The internet consists of more than just DNS
- If DNSSEC keys are compromised, they do not shut down DNS
the video is kinda misleading on the "Shut down internet thingy"
Maybe I'm wrong but I feel like simply turning off the main undersea fiber optic cable connection points in New Jersery and Oregon would be a lot more disastrous
Bloody nerds
Be gone nerds
While this was a super interesting video, here are some facts that would argue with the "Turn Off Internet" thing:
• DNSSEC is only an extension to the DNS, not all top-level domains (TLDs) support DNSSEC, and certainly not all domains in those TLDs have it enabled. Furthermore, not all devices will _verify_ the records.
(Sure, big companies like Google, Apple, Twitter, etc will always implement this security feature where they can, but all it takes is a client who chooses not to verify those records in order to connect to whatever website they want -- also, the websites that doesn't use DNSSEC at all will always be accessible if ICANN decides to revoke those signing keys.)
• Even if ALL DNS servers are compromised and disabled, destroyed, etc, the internet still won't be "Turned Off" as you put it in the title. As you said, DNS is a replacement to entering the IPs directly, so if it somehow stops working, it's not like you won't be able to connect over the Internet using the IP address.
Sure, it would be a really big hit to the Internet if the DNS servers stop working (which wasn't even the point of the video) -- but it STILL doesn't mean that the Internet as a whole will stop working, as HTTP, HTTPS, FTP, etc does not rely on DNS. The only things that would stop working instantly will be devices that have domain names hardcoded in them.
• There are many alternatives to ICANN, large ones being such as OpenNIC. Heck, anyone can run a DNS server (validating DNSSEC or not) and use them for themselves, or give access to other users for free. I believe in an event where the things described actually happen, companies such as Cloudflare (1.1.1.1), Google DNS (8.8.8.8), OpenDNS (and many more) will not sit around, and actually do something about it.
I'm sorry for such a lengthy rant, as I said, the actual video was really interesting, but I thought that the "Seven People" could actually "Turn Off" the internet at something like IP level, which would be way scarier than ICANN revoking some DNSSEC signing keys.
Thanks for reading my long rant! 😂
Was looking for this reply :)
I am happy that I am not the only one how was thinking of this.
Now I am looking for a full length video from actual network nerd busting him
Where could one learn more about this stuff, it sounds awesome
You’re welcome
I was almost in. It was like Mission Impossible... Then those damned sword-wielding bears came out.
"The Seven people who can shut down the internet"
1. Everyone who can pull a plug.
That's shutting down your local network
@@sobanya_228 but technically it's still shutting down the internet.
@@sobanya_228 stfu it's a joke
Nez You're quite angry for someone who likes jokes
The plug of ICANN perhaps?
2:07 The best part is somebody actually registered totally-legit.net the day that this video came out, and it redirects to irs.gov
Wait, really?
IT WORKED
THE HEK
Somebody had some free time and money to make a stupid joke
Yooooo
EVERYONE NEED TO KNOW THIS
Soon:
"This is the LPL and what I have for you today is..." and proceeds to open that safe
And today I’m going to open the hardware security modules with a soda can and a pencil
@@SH1RM "this safe is very strong, but it can be bypassed using a strong magnet"
@@flavioaugustojose "I am going to open this safe with this fork I had stuck up my ass"
using the tactics i learned from picking the back door of my ex's house as well as the flawed nature of the fingerprint sensors, i was able to enter the facility before the guards could could even turn the safety off their weapons
He could probably do it.
Now we need an action movie with a bad guy trying to steal the keys who also kidnapped those powerful people and Dwayne Johnson being the main character trying to stop the bad guy
Hai: only 7 people can turn off the internet
Parents: Am I a joke to you?
Oooo look dead memes. Good job guys, you really set the standard high,
@@stevenutter3614 I wish people could find more creative ways of saying a meme is dead. People meme around, and others always say "oh look a dead meme." I do agree, though.
@@stevenutter3614 don't be so mean, to these children its like brand new.
too bad them new memers surf to the wrong side
@@stevenutter3614 Nah..you spend too much time on memes that it becomes "dead" quickly
This would be good premise for an action thriller.
Yea thought so too, About the US president wanting to shut down the internet secretly so people don't access all their atrocity evidence some group of people has about them in relation to their atrocity eg in Libya, Afgan, coronavirus, 9/11, and many other dark things that happens that they are the cause behind the scene.
maybe for a gen z
Definitely
You forgot my father...
*shuts off the wifi when i am playing csgo...*
Oof thats sad, i've felt that
CS:GO!!!!
Just as the brick commenters have more power in HAI's life, your dad has more power in your life than the 7 DNSSEC key-holders.
Сукаа ыуаттттт
Lucky you, my internet provider does that for me randomly.
That sounds like a action movie plot. Some guy assassinates all seven of the guys, gets the harddisks, overcomes the security and turns off the internet. And then just watches the world fall in chaos.
Pretty sure we pronounce it “DNS sek”, not DNSSEC.
just call it dih-nis-sek if you wanna pronounce everything like it's an actual word lol
@@jeffreyau9751 but it's Sec from Security, while DNS is initials for domain name system. we really say it "DNS sek"
You mean you don't like saying deeyenessesseesee every single time you want to talk about it?
Fellow IT nerd here - It is pronounced "DNS Sek".
Came here to comment that.
But I was 35 minutes late.
Imagine a conversation between one of these people and their kids
Kid : *doesn't get off the internet*
Parent: "I'll cut off the internet if you keep wasting your time like this"
Kid: "lol, get a load of this boomer"
Parent: *actually pulls off a pro gamer move*
@AAlcy44 I'm a zoomer ;-;
Imagine his parents are one of the key holders...
@@asliceofcheese7152 that's the point
It requires 5 people
Boti Gamer
**insert snarky reply that I wont give because I want to be nicer, but just know, there is a whole lot of sarcasm in my head directed towards your comment in my brain at the moment**
This sounds like the making of a stroryline in a game
sounds like plot theme from a new action movie
Legit
i'd legit play it
The next gta game were you have to turn of the internet for some reason...
Thompsonator469 the hard drives have the master keys to the internet. But if only one was not stolen then ICANN can reset the internet and create a new private master key.
To sum it up. The hard drives can reset the internet. But they are more than a reset button. They are the skeleton keys to the internet. They can redirect you from your intended site to another one. Or completely destoy your digital security.
A bit unfortunate to use Twitter for this explanation, as Twitter doesn't actually use DNSSEC. The explanation in general seems to assume that every zone is signed, which is not true - in fact the majority of DNS zones are unsigned.
However, TLDs are usually signed so its true that an issue with the root key can bring down most zones, even if unsigned.
There are seven people who can turn off the internet
Lockpickinglawyer : Nothing on 1, nice click on 2. 3 is binding...
😆 lol ah fellow man of lockpicking culture, jokes aside obviously those keys are basically some sort of fancy not for public custom device.
Take my like.
damnit i commented this without seeing yours
Most underrated comment on all of RUclips
lol
This whole key thing for the internet sounds like it would be a great premise for a cheesy low budget action movie. "The internet is in danger and we have to get 5 out of 7 of these people to one of these locations or the world is doomed!"
somebody make that!
@@robloxxer593 give me money and it should take a week to make
@Simz Zxy shut up and take my money
Blacklist had an episode on this
@Simz Zxy THE DRAMA
I’m old enough to remember when you registered a domain in the early mid nineties for a bunch of money compared to today. You got a certificate in the mail from ICANN declaring you owner. It was like getting a land deed in the mail. 🙈
Dan Kaminsky sadly passed away 2 years ago, respect to him.
Imagine going halfway across the world and be like "Oopsies these are my car keys"
"The 7 people who can turn off the internet"
*_Device settings: Oh?_*
_you're approaching me_
IT crowd taught us all we need to know about the elders of the internet.
Oh come on. The elders of the internet KNOW WHO I AM YOUVE GOT TO LET ME HAVE IT
IT happened!
I knew what DNS means because everyday I have that message: "Your DNS server isn't responding"
Just use another DNS server then
@@AdityaPrasad007 if everyone is using Google's DNS / Cloudflare's DNS, seems like a single point of failure. (Yes I realize they use anycast, but Google / Cloudflare still administers the systems that anycast.)
"In case you don't know what DNS is, maybe because you had friends in college"
I know what dns is and I feel personally attacked
I somewhat knew what DNA is, and somewhat had friends in college. Pick a side, I recommend it
Lol I'm in high school and me and my friends know what DNS is and some of us even host servers
Same. Not so funny. Especially for someone who earns his money through a product developed by nerds ://///
Same
I don't have a friend in college but still don't know what DNS is. I fell attacked.
Cardi b: my new album is coming out!
ICANN: my time has come
Memesters Univrsity lol
thank you for correcting the nunchunk wielding fish... after the bears I was starting to worry that you were lying to me
“Sword fighting bears”
“Nunchuck wielding fish”
What’s next? A video about BRICKS?