If the NFL Was Scripted: Week 10
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- Опубликовано: 9 июн 2024
- With 5 games being decided by a game winning field goal, it was a crazy week 10 in the NFL,
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Dummkopf: a stupid person; a blockhead
See also Daniel Jones
What did Washington ever do to you scriptwriter.... WHHYYYY
I believe it’s pronounced “Mac Jones.”
German speaker here: sounds right to me.
As a native german speaker. You can translate it to moron.
Loved the vid Tom
“How do you say everything is awful in German?” “I believe it’s pronounced Mac Jones.” Comedy gold 😂
Shit was cold 🥶
For anyone wondering, the correct (common) translation would be: "Alles scheisse!"
Lol loved it!
Thanks@@sezzo
That had me straight up rolling!!!! Too good!
He doesn't do the Seahawks often, but when he does, he nails us.
i was looking forward to the washington hippie this week
Gino got y'all your safe trust me
So real
100%
@@cdgbdrhvnhwhatever did happen to Charlie Whitehurst?
“There is no Texans, there is only Stroud!” Had me in tears!
Miami Cheetahs checking in...
🐆
“Stroud thxs u 4 this this blessings “
"THERE IS NO TEXANS, ONLY STROUD" "What a lovely singing voice you must have."
Stroud thanks you
Is that a ghostbusters movie reference?
@@ace942 lol it is
@@ace942 You catch on quick
"How do you say everything is awful in German?"
"I believe it's pronounced Mac Jones."
As a German, I can tell you, that this is accurate.
@@FriedrichHerschel All is Shrek!
Yeah I watched the video too. Good job buddy.
its kind of scary how much good chemistry Tom has with himself
Every character is so damn believable, that's talent
Tom Grossi is amazing: Actor, script writer, director.......he does it all.
How did you already forget "Screenwriter?" I mean, did you _hear the reviews_ the Giants & (in this case) Patsies gave it?
Ah ah , you forgot comedian.
As a ravens fan this accuratly depicts me whenever we have a lead, standings and score wise.
He even does his own stunts. Suck it Tom Cruise
* wide receiver
"Can it be based on Madden then, because we're going undefeated" He struck gold once again.
Thank you, scriptwriter, for giving my Lions the win. But did you have to give me so many heart attacks???
Now you have a smidgen of what we vikings fans have gone through since pretty much 2019.
I am still using an oxygen mask after that game, holy crap our blood pressure is already too high! For the love of dead vikings not so close next week k thx bye....
Exactly. Can the Vikings just suck already.
Did you watch the Seahawks game? Same here…..
As a lions fan, I agree💀
Love that the Tex......Stroud's made the video again! Please keep the script going, CJ is HIM!!!
Titans fan here. Gotta admit that the Houston Strouds has a pretty good ring to it.
C.J. Stroud is gaining a cult following at this point
Stroud accepts all. Welcome Child.
There is no “cult following”. There is only Stroud. We are Stroud.
"I say he is the messiah - and I should know: I've followed a few."
who?
As a Raiders fan, I’ve never wanted to punch Josh McDaniels harder in the face for still being our HC and not trading up for CJ stroud than I do now.
Love Tom..I voted for fan of the year like 50 times lol .. I'm sure internet community will help out and get behind him..good luck Tom
Hey I voted too
@@whatisahandle_69 same here
same@@whatisahandle_69
@@whatisahandle_69 I have a little over a dozen e mail accounts. They all come in handy when it comes to voting and stuff like that.. As usual in looking forward to the next and every episode of the North saga
I didn't vote...because Call of Duty is bad..soooo.😂
Because of your channel, my wife now watches football all day Sunday and on Monday nights, so that she understands all of your jokes. I could not be happier. Next time you're in Vegas, if you find yourself at the Rum Runner (Packers bar) over on Trop, your first round is on me. Thank you, sir!
Script writer: Keep it up and you won’t score any points this weekend.
Giants: We score points?
"Seahawks, do you still believe in Geno?"
"eh, half and half"
"Great, that's how he'll play this week"
LMAO I'M WEAK 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
As a Saints fan, i wish Tom would bust out the Waterboy'esque comment "oh no, we suck again!" from the Saints after announcing the Vikes would win...b/c we do lol
Script writer? Does Taysom get his 7 touches? No? Ok……I guess I’m ok with the loss…..
Vikings fan here, saints don't suck. The Vikings are just clearly better. Who cares though You're still going to win that division
Sadly this year is already an improvement for saints fans. Last years we were 4-9 at one point.
We don't suck, we are just so incredibly mid
The thumbnail is the best representation of the Giants’ season I’ve seen.
There is no Texans…. Only Stroud. He is our savior in Houston lmao
What a lovely singing voice you must have.
Proof that the Texans have lost it
Bro when you had the Giants say we score points I fucking lost it lmaoo!!! Thank you for making my pain more tolerable.
I'm old enough to have watched Hogan's Heroes reruns as a kid. So, I actually new what dumkoph meant. 😂 Who knew that would ever come in handy?
It still is regularly broadcasted on German TV! It finished again just a few weeks ago 😄
MeTv shows it every night at 10pm est.
This has to be one of the funniest yet! Love the content Tom!
With this writing and acting, Mr Grossi really should have his own film
You should start including the falcons considering we have been the antagonist of every new QB Cinderella story the last 3 weeks. Week 8, Will Levis throws for 4 touchdowns in his first NFL start, Week 9 Joshua Dobbs Plays lights out without even being with the organization for more than a week, and now week 10 where Kyler Murray’s first start in a year makes it seem like he never left. But hey at least we beat stroud.
😂
Bryce Young redemption game week 15???
*Next week*
Packers: “So how will you give us a fleeting moment of hope only to destroy our soul this week?”
OMG the Texans character -- and so the Grossiverse expands.
Stroud bless you for these videos, Tom.
Imagine the Giants and Patriots actually make the playoffs
They would have to beat the Eagles
Imagine those win streaks 😂
that would be my horror story.. i want a franchise QB.. let me be happy!
I'd be very concerned about our sanity 😂
Im trying to imagine the LAST TIME I WAS HAPPY AS A GIANTS FAN!!
"Can it be based off of Madden, 'cause then we're goin' undefeated" is the best burn I've heard in a while.
As a Seahawks fan I just love how the scriptwriter keeps having our games go right down to the wire before we win.
It's making for a very interesting season, plus it's helping the alcohol sales in the Pacific Northwest.
On the one hand, I don't mind close games if we keep winning. On the other hand, my cardiologist is getting sick of me
Heart attack Seahawks football is back baby! Just like it always should be!
haha.... yes. Monday mornings are becoming a real headache for me
I’m sure to anyone who didn’t have a stake in the Lions Chargers game it was pure entertainment. But for Lions and Chargers fans it was 3 hours in a roller coaster. Just glad we got the W. MCDC has the biggest 🏈 🏈 of them all!
I have to give you credit. I did not see Belichick throwing in the towel in Germany coming. Good one.
As a ravens fan, I saw this coming, but the refs just had to make it hurt more
As a Lions fan, I’ll admit that the hole in the front grate of my box fan, roughly the size and shape of the TV remote, might have been from me during the fourth quarter against the Chargers. 😒
That's twice now that Riley Patterson has won a tense game at the last second against the Chargers
As a Lions fan I have no problem saying we should win both games against Minnesota if not split the but I would be lying if I didn't say I wasn't a little bit nervous. Giving Dobbs credit good for him he's worked hard on all the teams he's been with to get to this point.
Has anyone done a body count on how many QB's Minnesota has run through the blue tent?
@@Jcs57same amount as our rbs
@@xxxVideosaregoatedRunning backs, or ribs? 😅
As a vikings fan do your thing lions I'd rather have u guys lead the division than the packers
@@Bungalow339as a packers fan I'd rather have the vikings win the division than the lions
Now that scream film scriptwriter made is something I’d have nightmares about 💀
The Return of Eli and Revenge of Belichick!
Besides how amazing this video was, I had to end up googling what Dumkompf means and by God did I laugh. Thanks for the content Tom!
Imagine the stuff the script writer said actually happened irl😂😂😂
As a Patriots fan, this video is both hilarious but also reminds me of the pain of being a Patriots fan right now
How many super bowls have you won? Please stop complaining it's like a rich guy complaining about his electric bill.
Try being a Viking fan.
It’s fun
You guys wreaked total havoc on the league for over 2 decades. It’s time to ante up and embrace the suck. Your time in purgatory is well deserved as karma for being so good for so long. Please no complaining from you as teams like the Jets, Bills, Vikings etc. are still waiting in line. Come back again after the next few decades and then you can complain. Crappy losing franchises have no sympathy for you. 😂
@@tangmcbangLol Exactly! As a 49ers fan I never complain even during some of the dark years we’ve had because I know I have it good in comparison to most fans. I can only imagine how annoying Pats fans have been recently as fans of other losing teams have suffered for decades and are rolling their eye balls.
@@susanrodriquez3757 I know the pain Cleveland born and raised never had good years until now and our QB just quit. Same old Browns
As a Ravens fan, I can confirm this 💯
This is the only consistent thing in my life. Besides the saints letting me down every sunday.
As a Titans fan, I can only commiserate.
@Peter75C at least I am not alone, the company is welcomed lol.
Let's GO LION'S !!!!
As a Steelers fan this is so relatable
Boy, he sure got us Lion fans on pins and needles during the Chargers game. I don't think I've ever seen so many 4th down plays.
It was crazy. On German TV they actually lost count of how many there were. By the end they basically just said "Yeah, another 4th down but it doesn't really matter in this game. Of course they go for it." 😄
This season with the Steelers I would not be shocked if they went on to somehow win the Super Bowl while never outgaining an opponent once. The insanity of Steelers football is real. First time ever 6-3 without outgaining a single team.
They just keep lucking out and winning. Can they play the chiefs or eagles soon.
@@karenhardie1132watch the Steelers bullshit a win against them to 💀
@@FreddieMercurysMercury Ha ha true. 🤣😂
First time ever winning record in general with that through eight games, probably still the same through nine.
Seahawks fans, we must unite in our love of Geno again so the script writer takes favour for us
As a strouds fan. We just started construction on a shrine for him.
Hey Tom,
I'm German Packers fan and a have to say: Flawless pronunciation of "Dummkopf"! 😂Couldn't say it better myself.
Amazing video! The "if the NFL was Scripted" Video are absolute best, besides your game analysis!
Thank you!
"Well, I am most certainly Dummkopf" 😂
That Madden joke is perfect! Both of them!👌🏻
I laughed so hard during this entire vid!!!! Genius, Tom!!!! You rock!!! Ty!!! Hey Scriptwriter, keep the Dobbs storyline going!!!! Hey Tom, even you have to admit that Dobbs has you cheering for the Vikings!!!
I look forward to your videos every week, really enjoy them, and I'm a huge Giants fan!! Honestly this season all we have left is our sense of humor, so we might as well laugh when we can. Thanks!!
Even though the scriptwriter didn't show us but I just wanted to say thank you scriptwriter for the 49ers win Yesterday. I couldn't handle a 4th lose in a row.
Patriots really should start Will Grier. He probably has the most upside out of any their QBs
Note to self: never drink while watching Toms scriptwriter videos.
Amazing video Sir
This is the best one of these yet. I thought you hit a high point with the Steelers but you kept trucking through. Great job!
Thank you script writer. You are a kind and generous person.
Maaan, that stab at the Giants and Pats was savage. I'm pretty sure illegal even.
"We score points?" As a Giants fan I can confirm this is true!
Love your video Tom and keep up the great work
As a Steelers fan, man, I am loving this! Please keep up the good work, and I never thought I would actually like the script writer until I started watching this!
As a German I know exactly what you did at the end Tom😂😂 (love your vids btw)
2:08 "There is no Dana, only Zuul"
Giants have won 3 in a row since this video came out.
Bucs fan, dead on 😂 felt like that was the first time we've looked like the Bucs defensively in quite awhile. Felt like they were playing with passion and to win as opposed to the past few weeks when they were playing to just not lose. 9ers next week though 😅
love your videos and frequently share them with my friends who are into NFL
You nailed the Steelers, man. Every week is just absolute insanity, and yet we somehow win. We’re like the Vikings last year, except we know we’re not that good 😂
It’s different than the Vikings. The Vikings had an insanely high-powered offense that people believed could beat any team. They would out-gain opponents and just win shootouts. It was like Lincoln Riley was the coach.
The Steelers have made a deal with the devil that no matter how poorly they play they can still win.
The Vikings were actually good last year, but people said all year that they were closer to a .500 team because their defense was horrible.
The Steelers are 3 win team being willed to a .500 record
It's just so satisfying watching a person in a patriots jersey slowly descending into madness😂
Genius, thank you
Those red white and blue helmets the Cowboys had on were pretty nice
As a German, I can confirm that "everything is awful" is indeed pronounced "Mac Jones" in German. Although we write it as "Mäck Djouns".
"Anyways, that was an excerpt from the screenplay that I had written, totally fictional."
Can’t wait to see the day that a packers fan shows up to the script writers meeting
"5 games that come down to fg" **insert spiderman meme** "actually it's 6"
I hate that Tom got rid of the Trevor Lawrence wig from last year…was quite possibly the funniest part, lmao..bring back those flowing locks, Tom!!!😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🥹🥹🥹
my fav series, also its pain as a pats fan lol
Horror movie.
Matt Canada s offense.
Mr. Grossi this is Gold.
Bills and Broncos game would been epic if it had been on this show. A 12 men on the field while the Broncos missed a field goal with 13 seconds left was insane 😂
12 men on field after a time out. I expect to hear the guy on Bills coaching staff responsible for counting be fired today.
I’m really enjoying these skits 😂
My Patriots went to Germany but I was in Spain without the "s". Just pain. Least I got Tom to entertain me
I sure hope we get an NFL game in Italy! Do you think RUclips would demonetize Italian profanities?
Love your vids Grossi!
Love how the script writer appreciated that he was appreciated by the Steelers
3:12 Truer words have never been spoken
This may have been the funniest one so far. Well done, Tom.
The Chargers have GOT to start showing up to these meetings lol
"So how bad will this year be?"
"Well, are you going to get that championship for Schottenheimer this year?"
"...he's dead."
"Well then, that decides that!"
Always nailing these
As a Ravens fan, I called this last week. Everyone was buying into us, and I was like, wait for the shoe to drop... We are better when everyone has use flying under the radar.
Packers have the same record as the Bears!Burtal!
They’ll still find a way to beat us though 😢
Technically not true; they have the same number of *wins* as the Bears, but the Bears have one more loss (as they've played one more game)
That being said, when all's said and done... I wouldn't be surprised if they ended up with the same record.
4:34 Thanks for that joke, Tom! Highly appreciated 😂 Greetings from Austria 🇦🇹
Absolutely GOLD!!!!
There is no longer Texans only stroud as I went to that game in cincy I can confirm that is how I felt after watching what he did as an Ohio state fan I was happy but as a bengals fan gutted
Dude is a whole firing squad. So many shots fired.
your videos get better and better every week oh btw is there another part to the nfc north horror episode you did for halloween
Tom your script writing might make the Giants actually go into the playoffs😮😂
4:34 Hogan's Heroes still paying dividends. 😂
Tom could do a standup comedy skit on football, So Funny
Steelers was spot on, couldn't put it better myself.
That's what we get for trying to butter up the script writer Pats 😂 Can't wait to see what you come up with for us against the Giants. That's probably gonna be your best work yet.
Be looking forward to this one for a week now, lol