Joe might be the most powerful character in all of Skyrim. His ability to spar with opponents in his head and seamlessly predict their movements is the stuff of legends
The whole time Joe escaped from Prison I was thinking "Don't you have to buy a house before becoming Thane?" And just giggled to myself the whole time Joe spent trying to get to Elisif lol
The Solitude Most Wanted Arc is truly my favourite highlight of this adventure thus far. Looking forward to see the next part of Joe's wild road to redemption.
Your channel got me back into the wonderful flawed game of Skyrim, thank you Joe Joeman, you will have my vote for your campaign as High King of Skyrim.
@@OopsAllStupid I just looked it up. It maxes out at 3k. Joe is fucked. He is using Ordinator, so there’s a pickpocketing perk that can slowly clear your nonviolent bounty, but I think that would only get him out of 1000 gold in debts to society for the prison break, the rest would stay.
I wonder if after the Skyblivion mod comes out there'll be a second series where Joe Joeman returns to try and become Emperor. Depends on mod compatibility I suppose, but I think that could be a cool way to continue the adventures of Joe Joeman.
Pro tip for future reference, you can press the tilde key to open the developer console right after you load a save. This can let the fade from black and disabled movement run its course without time passing and can give you a better chance to survive when you have knowingly saved near danger.
That was so awesome. It’s so easy to just serve your time and act like nothing happened, but you’re so dedicated to the character and it makes this so much fun to watch. You’re great!
There are several great creators that play skyrim and do commentary. This channel is the most entertaining out of all of them, and that's saying a lot.
...um. At 4:18, that music that you put when you first entered the ruins... I recognised it immediately. From an... offbrand Shantae game. I respect your culture, good sir~
I was wondering how you were chewing through so many lockpicks, then I noticed you seem to be playing mouse and keyboard. Skyrim Subtlety lesson: If you use any controller with vibration functions, you'll notice a lot of buzzing when you're lockpicking. If you slowly sweep from one side to the other, you'll notice bumps at regular intervals, with the rate increasing as the difficulty of the lock goes up. You also might notice that two adjacent bumps will be a little stronger than the others, not by much, but noticable if you're looking for it. Those are the borders of your "sweet spot" where the pick won't hitch. In other words, find that pair of strong bumps, put your pick between them, then go for the confirmation. Once you practice it a little, you'll eventually get to the point where even on a Master lock, you can sweep the pick over the whole range a couple of times at full speed, then quickly narrow it down. Also I haven't confirmed it but I'm pretty sure the "make locks easier" perks just remove some of the bumps for that difficulty tier, so they're handy but not super necessary if you become a deft hand at the raking method.
Man, this episode was insane hahaha! I love these vids so much; takes me back to old time Skyrim videos back in the day. Keep up the great work, dude :)
Here in the netherlands we have been singing songs of the travels of Joe Joeman. This is one of those songs badly sung just for you. A song of Joe Joeman's struggles against the local bear population of Riften. Ik zag veel beren, Joe verteren ♪ O het was een wonder ♪ Het was een wonder, bovenwonder dat die beren hem verteren konden ♪ hihihi, hahaha, Jeffery stond erbij en hij keek ernaar ♪ Feel free with Google T. but it wouldn't sound as smooth.
When you´re in prison...and the guards tell you to leave...oh my. Also people disappearing, strange lights...well there is one animal that fits the bill. But then again it reduces the Dragonborn from a might hero slaying Alduin to regular pest control ;)
I cannot fucking believe you managed to escape solitude twice.
Ulfric eat your heart out
I just assume the background music is what's playing in Joe's head. Probably on a loop 24/7
Its only interrupted by Free Bird while commiting crimes
Payday 2 heist soundtrack on shuffle
what song is it
@@bobdoll576 honestly I have no idea, I think it's from animal crossing but that's as good of a guess as I have
@@SkyeBerryJam mylque we need an answer!
Joe might be the most powerful character in all of Skyrim. His ability to spar with opponents in his head and seamlessly predict their movements is the stuff of legends
Now a Wizard Racoon is something I did not expect, and yet that I need to see.
He can make odd lights! ODD LIGHTS!
And party HARD
@@Mylque-ing YEAH!
yeah
You talk like a skyrim guard
@@raph3699 CURVED SWORDS
The whole time Joe escaped from Prison I was thinking "Don't you have to buy a house before becoming Thane?" And just giggled to myself the whole time Joe spent trying to get to Elisif lol
The Solitude Most Wanted Arc is truly my favourite highlight of this adventure thus far.
Looking forward to see the next part of Joe's wild road to redemption.
These get funnier at every video. Joe may still have a long checklist ahead, but he's already a hero in my book.
Your channel got me back into the wonderful flawed game of Skyrim, thank you Joe Joeman, you will have my vote for your campaign as High King of Skyrim.
I thoroughly enjoy trapping Nazeem in my tableware and damning him to an eternity in the Soul Cairn.
Do you get to the soul cairn very often? What am I saying, of course you don’t.
Nah, keep him in Azura’s Star, it’s more personal, keeping trapped in that crystal meth hell
LET GO ANOTHER JOEEEEE JOEMANNNNN!!!!!!
JO JO!!!!😊
On god on god
I’m so pumped on this series. Joe Joeman is my dude
@@AutisticJesusGaming is this a Jojo reference?
Get enough money to pay off the bounty: broke
Get twice that amount to buy a house and become thane: woke
Joe Joeman's plans, once you look at them for more than 3 seconds, are so pointlessly dumb.
But he's got the spirit, damnit!
@@Moj1989 I mean, he has to become thane of every hold, so he would have to spend the 25 grand either way. He’s still saving a bunch of money
@@funnycat9962 This is true, but I'm almost certain being thane won't get you out of a 11000+ gold bounty
@@OopsAllStupid I just looked it up. It maxes out at 3k. Joe is fucked. He is using Ordinator, so there’s a pickpocketing perk that can slowly clear your nonviolent bounty, but I think that would only get him out of 1000 gold in debts to society for the prison break, the rest would stay.
@@OopsAllStupid *Kills the entire region of Skyrim*
"Oh SoRrY mY tHaNe I dIdN't ReAlIsE iT wAs YoU, wE'lL lOoK tHe OtHeR wAy ThIs TiMe."
A little skooma. A rockin' 80s soundtrack. And Joe is a free man. This is the funniest episode so far.
you trying to kill the bald man in the tower is exactly what the romanian police experienced trying to arrest andrew tate
The start of Joe’s villain arc. It’s heartbreaking to see what the justice system can do to an upstanding man
its nice to see joe joeman actually being competent in combat on his own finally
Idk why, but the weird background music just makes it all better. :D
Calling Wolfskull cave "Party animals" was hilarious :D
I think it's Animal Crossing ambient music
Joe never died, its just an example of quantum immortality
@13:45
Man really went from general of a military and crushing a rebellion to assassinating subordinates and becoming a fugitive.
I wonder if after the Skyblivion mod comes out there'll be a second series where Joe Joeman returns to try and become Emperor.
Depends on mod compatibility I suppose, but I think that could be a cool way to continue the adventures of Joe Joeman.
the skooma was actually so strong it caused a dragon break and all events happened at once
Remember kids: Dragonborns don’t do skooma
Pro tip for future reference, you can press the tilde key to open the developer console right after you load a save. This can let the fade from black and disabled movement run its course without time passing and can give you a better chance to survive when you have knowingly saved near danger.
That was so awesome. It’s so easy to just serve your time and act like nothing happened, but you’re so dedicated to the character and it makes this so much fun to watch. You’re great!
him breaking into and out of solitude TWICE
and me thinking you knoow...you could have served your sentance in one second and be done xDDD
It’s not about the bounty, it’s about sending a message
my head Canon is that Joe lathered himself in oil and that's how he got past all the guards
Lathered himself in balmora blue like a true ivory blooded imperial
Those darn rave throwers, doing ice and shouting at people.
*Takes a sip of Skooma*
"It's a prison break, after all."
This might’ve been the best episode yet
There are several great creators that play skyrim and do commentary. This channel is the most entertaining out of all of them, and that's saying a lot.
Your video editing is great...that pic of the raccoon as the strange animal was perfect!
...um. At 4:18, that music that you put when you first entered the ruins... I recognised it immediately. From an... offbrand Shantae game. I respect your culture, good sir~
“Get Down Low” Alexi Action
Stopping animal raves escaping and re-escaping prison average Joe joemen friday
0:18 glad the poop knife is finally being taken seriously
I was wondering how you were chewing through so many lockpicks, then I noticed you seem to be playing mouse and keyboard.
Skyrim Subtlety lesson: If you use any controller with vibration functions, you'll notice a lot of buzzing when you're lockpicking. If you slowly sweep from one side to the other, you'll notice bumps at regular intervals, with the rate increasing as the difficulty of the lock goes up. You also might notice that two adjacent bumps will be a little stronger than the others, not by much, but noticable if you're looking for it. Those are the borders of your "sweet spot" where the pick won't hitch. In other words, find that pair of strong bumps, put your pick between them, then go for the confirmation. Once you practice it a little, you'll eventually get to the point where even on a Master lock, you can sweep the pick over the whole range a couple of times at full speed, then quickly narrow it down.
Also I haven't confirmed it but I'm pretty sure the "make locks easier" perks just remove some of the bumps for that difficulty tier, so they're handy but not super necessary if you become a deft hand at the raking method.
Shout outs to the noble tripwire. They never see it coming.
The music you mix in goes so well. Especially at the very end of the video. Really liked it. Amazing fit.
Yo this literally made my day man, I was having a roughhhhh day til I saw this. Thanks man, love your stuff
This has to be the best episode so far. ❤
"How do I get down?" Aren't you in a rave? Boogie, that's how you get down.
I'm already hyped for tomorrow. This series is just great live as well as the edited episodes.
Also you forgot the discord again.
Man, this episode was insane hahaha! I love these vids so much; takes me back to old time Skyrim videos back in the day. Keep up the great work, dude :)
I have no idea how you keep your cool when dying over and over and over, but it's damn impressive.
This is what RUclips was meant to be
plur package headed your way
High King Joe JoeMan has completed another adventure
This series gets better and better
Woah. The guard escape was awesome. And they said don't do drugs and crime never pays
Here in the netherlands we have been singing songs of the travels of Joe Joeman.
This is one of those songs badly sung just for you.
A song of Joe Joeman's struggles against the local bear population of Riften.
Ik zag veel beren, Joe verteren ♪
O het was een wonder ♪
Het was een wonder, bovenwonder dat die beren hem verteren konden ♪
hihihi, hahaha, Jeffery stond erbij en hij keek ernaar ♪
Feel free with Google T. but it wouldn't sound as smooth.
This is awesome, I hope they teach this song at the bard's college some day
You'll always be slippin' joe
This was one of the most intense Skyrim video’s Ive watched lmao that was awesome
He is going places extremely fast, and I’m going to follow him every step of the way
For that quick save. You have become ethereal. All you had to do was shout one word
Dope song is “Get Down Low” Alexi Action
I’m sad I Discovered these videos after the series was over cuz I’ve been non stop laughing
I genuinely love this series man keep it up
This video genuinely kept me on the edge of my seat!
I have never seen someone worse at picking locks omg. yet you still managed to get out lol
Little known trick you can snipe the necromancera from the cave interference completing the quest a lot faster
4:20 can confirm as a bush raver that this is what happens at raves 100% what goes down out in the woods
the editing is getting better
Your content is amazing, especially for a channel of your size. Love the series and im actually excited when i see youve posted a new video
When the music go like : whistle piii piui piu pii
best episode so far
13:38 nice black ops reference xD
Joe, the big-time criminal genius!
Go Joe!!!
Well, that's one way to gain the love of the people. lol
I get the feeling you might have some amends to make along with the gold you need.
23:15 song: Mark Dee - Night Run
That's why they call it Moon Sugar.
dr strange & skooma bit is hilarious i must say
More joe joemans alternative lifestyle
That ending gets me so hype
When you´re in prison...and the guards tell you to leave...oh my.
Also people disappearing, strange lights...well there is one animal that fits the bill.
But then again it reduces the Dragonborn from a might hero slaying Alduin to regular pest control ;)
Nothing better after a long day than catching up with the goings on of my good friend, Joe Joeman
Is like when Golden experience requiem hit Diavolo, but Joe Joeman uses it for his own good
NOT THE POOP KNIFE
Really enjoyed this, well done!
That skooma bit sent me to orbit
this was the hardest i laughed in a while, great video dude!
Fantastic Rave, 10/10.
Bro found mewtwo
He was fighting Saitama 😂
Shats funny is that he didn’t Even take the time to heal, the balls on joe joeman
Dang, the bouncers at this rave take their jobs WAAAY to seriously. Take a chill pill
I mean Joe is the cop who personally took down the most infamous traitor in Skyrim, so you can’t blame them for being on edge about him lol
God this dudes so entertaining
Oh wowowowowowowowowowow
I think Joe could use a training montage
Jojo will overcome this
YES ANOTHER EPISODE OF JOE JOEMAN
Bros allergic to health potions
I LOVE YOU JOE JOEMAN!
In this episode Joe Joeman stumbles on to the set of a Blade movie
This episode goes hard.
Yo wtf is that song near the end that shit slapps
Mark Dee - Night Run
Action packed episode
Sadly, I couldn't make it to the stream, but still a great video, keep it up👍
new joe joeman video on mylque’s channel today. this is my favorite one so far, nice job team
Looks like Thing was late to the rave
Back fot my weekly dose of joeing.
The great escape U need a deaf counter
This has got to be the stupidest way of getting rid of your bounty and becoming a thane of Soliutde. I love it.
Might i suggest the mod "attack comittment" to prevent bs situations like this 21:40