FYI: "That skip and save us" line is not what Neptune said in Japanese. She said something around the lines of "Smash the B button and cancel her evolution!" Yep, they slipped a Pokemon reference in there. I believe they put the Pokemon reference in the translation for Rebirth 3.
Neptune: "Players! H-Hit that square button, pronto! Save us and skip this!" Player (Me) : Huh? What the heck is she talking about.....? I'll skip...or continue?
00:52 - "They painted normal CD's black and sell them like they're ours! Toothpicks in controller ports" This is probably a reference to PS1 Cds, that were black both in the cover and data side. Also Im sure that the "toothpicks" she is talking about, are probably part of the "unlock" method to load Pirate CD's on the console. If u place a toothpick, or a tiny paper ball or something like it in away it pressures the lid lever, u will be able to play games with the lid open. This way u can use the Swap magic disc. (I dont know about PS1 tho. I used this on PS2).
Knowing Haruhi's way of thinking, it scary possible; hey in animation, during 'tari arc when dey was talking bout its history, did you pick up on the reference to the atari irl company crash they were talking bout hmm?
Somewhy it's like that in the anime even tho there she's a far nicer character Idk, perhaps that's bc how her human form sprite looks absolutely un-serious
If Plutie ever get pised off if I were there which going to be 0.0015%, *Iris Heart transformation in local area* Well... Um, where is that Anticrystal that I bought from Pirachu..?
*Ryona:* I'm gonna tell all my friends about you! *Iris Heart:* Get ou -- (Iris Heart notices that Ryona has something under her shirt) *Iris Heart:* What's this?! (Iris Heart pulls out her whip from inside Ryona's shirt) *Ryona:* Oops! (Iris Heart slams the door shut once Ryona exits the room) *Iris Heart:* Goddamn sicko! (Ryona is that super-masochistic Hebijo character from "Senran Kagura")
4:33 *looks at Plutia* Oh crap, I'm out of here. *glances at Noire* You brought this on yourself... *leaves* 8:16 *comes back* Hey, is it over? *looks at Noire's blank stare* *whispers to Plutia* I think you broke her. *she looks at me and smiles as if to say, "I know."* .....Oooookaaayyy. Well, you guys have fun! I'm going to go scream at the top of the Basilicom. ============================================================================================== And that's when I learned that Plutia is a yandere. The moral of the story is simple: DON'T MAKE PLUTIA-SAN ANGRY! Unless you really want to. :3
Awwww, Plutie sounds so cute and sleepy *Goes HDD Form* uhhh... forget it. WAIT, How did you get here? OH SHHHIIIIIIIII.... (yeah, i was bored so i wrote that) P.S. i still wonder what kind of lecture Noire received?
+Nepu-Tech USA Well in FFXIV, I"m just as mean as it comes. I'm practically the Iris Heart of that game as a summoner >.> Strange, considering I prefer using Uni as an avatar.
It's Noire's fault anyway. I mean really, what kind of friend who FORCES you to hear and agree to their every complaint? I would be pissed too. Y'know. :/
Honestly,I dont like how plutia never got owned or fell flat on her face once. They just kinda made her invincible,and of course EVERY CHARACTER HAD TO FEAR HER. I think its just silly to fear her,I really do.
Victory II kind of acknowledged this fact and even tries to make up for the mean-spited jokes and gags. Nepgear is given an starring role again alongside Neptune just like in mk2/Re;birth 2, Plutia is all but forgotten and the Ultradimension portal is taken out of the canon thus the two dimensions are forever separated. Even the way villains are treated in VII is a bit different, with no overblown torture scenes and no CPU being absurdly powerful and beating every villain by herself.
@@LeonGun8 Thats just Compile heart policy. They want to make all the games enjoyable on their own. And Cut out characters that a new player can´t know and are not involved in the story at hand. There are the dlcs and spin offs but they are generaly weird with their policies.
so Plutia/Iris Heart spent the last 2 hours doing BDSM followed yuri level hentai stuff we can't see in this M rated yet still somehow family friendly game lol
Honestly tho, even thought this "special lesson" is gonna make some artist goes wild, but i'm pretty sure their "art" not gonna get close to what really happened to noire lol
She raped her... honestly, that's the joke. It's the worst recurring gag Neptunia has ever come up with and we've got to be thankful VII wiped the slate clean and decided to act like Iris Heart never happened.
Y'know, I can't help but wonder: Where are all the men in Gamindustri? Do all the people just pop out of little disk drives or consoles as babies? Why can't there be any cool male characters in Neptunia? Just one.....
Not just Umio, there were plenty of male NPC's in VII. Also, in both the original Hyperdimension and mk2 there were male NPC's, especially the Basilicom staffers. Also, Re;birth 1 had several male characters as well with portraits.
![Hyperdimension Neptunia Re;birth 3 OST: Iris Heart Theme [EXTENDED].](/img/1.gif)
5:27 press the square button to end! Cancel the scene!! Lol neptune knows how to tell the player what to do next!
Neptune , The master of forth wall breaking
She certainly gives Deadpool a run for his money....oh man, imagine if the two of them ever *met* each other! There'd be no fourth wall left! o.o
gamester512 No more forth wall for them to break. Baby
Actually the Japanese dub is more hilarious tho
"SPAM THAT B BUTTON!!! STOP HER FROM EVOLVING!!!!"
Clearly a pokemon reference
Taro Misaki I love this HDN series because of all reference they put in this game, even the forth wall break
FYI: "That skip and save us" line is not what Neptune said in Japanese. She said something around the lines of "Smash the B button and cancel her evolution!" Yep, they slipped a Pokemon reference in there. I believe they put the Pokemon reference in the translation for Rebirth 3.
They did, and it was glorious 😂😂😂
It's been over two hours.
That's some crazy stamina
XDDDDDD
drakke125Channel wha-oh oooooh okay I didn't wanna go there
drakke125Channel The screaming has stopped lol
drakke125Channel i
Nah thats me going easy
LOOOOOLLL
When Plutia tells you to do something it's not a suggestion but an ORDER!
She has me standing at attention when she gives orders. One does not piss off best waifu. Or her split persona will come for you.
Don't piss off Plutia. I like how Neptune breaks the 4th wall and tells you to skip the cutscene.
2:15 that late realization of what she was saying and who she was saying it to. LOL poor Noire.
And this is why you don't piss off Plutia. Neptune and Histy were probably like, "OMG! Noire, you're on your own now!"
Noire.exe has stopped working
youtube category: education
education indeed lol
Yeah, "Education" (By Plutia and Noire) XD
education: (why not to get Plutia pissed)
arif bajuri oh im educated alright.
It is indeed an education cause ive learn how to not piss of plutia :) Hopefully i got an A
Nani!?!
now I want adult neptune to meet iris heart that would be interesting.
Already happened
@@zHenry Where? When?
Megadimension
Near the end
@@zHenry Can you send me a link or something? I can´t find it.
6:59 BAD TOUCH BAD TOUCH BAD TOUCH BAD TOUCH BAD TOUCH
KIDNEY SHIT!
(Jontron voice) BAD TOUCH! BAD TOUCH! STRANGER DANGER!!!
I remember the fucking noble stream of this part. Just hilarious
5:50
And Noire is officially FUCKED
Right in the sanity
Sanity? I don't recall ever having such a useless thing to begin with. (one of the best crazy lines ever)
Caleb Calhoun Iris heart low key terrifies me.
It was at this moment Noire knew... she f***ed up.
Every time i watch this scene, I feel that Ultradimension Noire is more timid than Hyperdimension Noire
Because of Plutia's presence
Neptune: "Players! H-Hit that square button, pronto! Save us and skip this!"
Player (Me) : Huh? What the heck is she talking about.....? I'll skip...or continue?
It should be option: help Noire or not.
There is no choice then.....
FIGHT with Plutia! Player vs character XDD
Fighting an Iris Heart will be so annoying then.....
@@WadcaWymiaru not a bad idea actually.
in case you were wondering: when nep nep says to skip via square, in japanese she says press B to cancel (evolution).
To be fair, Noire asked for it.
Yep
True
Yup
ruclips.net/video/XzAZ8jHmi_Q/видео.html
Indeed she did
XD Plutia's voice is SO funny! Kana hanazawa must have had a lot of fun voicing her.
*Hearing Noire's screams fill you with ... PURE FEAR OO;
Plutia: >:3
Yeah, i kinda ag-
Uh-oh, something rise from my pants...
@@ardantop132na6 RUN.
"Special" Lesson....
Oh Gawd not the fanfictions...
yes to the fanfictions.
WE NEED THE FANFICTIONS.
Amanda Kylie N O
I believe you mean...
GAWD, THE DOUJINSHI
This is no fanfiction.......RUN
I didn't found the proper doujinshi XD
Guchi guchi guchi guchi guchi guchi *infinite guchi*
XD I thought that the video broke
Guchi Gang
Well pardon us Mr.Gucci Loafers
Noire got a lot of "guchi guchi" from Sadie alright ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
The moment Plutia transforms, you know you are in very deep trouble
Unless you close the game.
do we really wanna know what iris heart did to noire? i mean...she was completely broken after her alone time with iris heart...
GoldCraft55 You know her whip...
It went all the way up there....
ALL THE WAY
I did something that you humans call Rape.
Plutia oh god
_I will gladly sacrifice myself to Plutia for the sake of the other CPU's!_
+samuel beauchemin WTF HAHA
noire has been broken
Plutia's shenanigans with all the girls are why she's not allowed in the games anymore. Japan hated her way of "solving problems".
She reappeared in a few spin-offs tho
But yeah, she doesn't appear in new games
Plutia has a way of "influencing" others
By Plutie show em to 50 shades of grey *virtually... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*
@@ardantop132na6 oh S@$×&/=÷×
Yes
00:52 - "They painted normal CD's black and sell them like they're ours! Toothpicks in controller ports" This is probably a reference to PS1 Cds, that were black both in the cover and data side.
Also Im sure that the "toothpicks" she is talking about, are probably part of the "unlock" method to load Pirate CD's on the console. If u place a toothpick, or a tiny paper ball or something like it in away it pressures the lid lever, u will be able to play games with the lid open. This way u can use the Swap magic disc. (I dont know about PS1 tho. I used this on PS2).
"Iris Heart is Waifu Heart.", totally agree
I agree too.
Hyô Ao agree
Hyô Ao quit stealing my waifu
💜
Hyô Ao Ah I see you're one of culture.
if there a reason why neptune doesn't come back to ultradimension (in victory 2)...
is waiting plutie to calm down
Sadie:...so would you kindly beat it?
Neptune: *hesitates for 0.00000001 seconds*
Me: RUN, BITCH! RUUUUUUUUUNN!!!!!
*sips tea* This is why I love Iris Heart-sama...
Found out what that bgm is in the background!
It's called "minicar" guys! About time I found that out,been searching every ost!!
I wonder if Haruhi would be cheering Plutia on in her sadistic episodes...
Now THAT'S a thought.
Knowing Haruhi's way of thinking, it scary possible; hey in animation, during 'tari arc when dey was talking bout its history, did you pick up on the reference to the atari irl company crash they were talking bout hmm?
Zazie Stockstill yup
That would be funny thing to see
Category: Education
LOL!!! Also agree Iris Heart is Waifu Heart, as long as you don't offend her.
5:30 LOL and there goes the fourth wall...again.
Plutias vouce is absolutely terrifying, even wirhout understanding a word.
Somewhy it's like that in the anime even tho there she's a far nicer character
Idk, perhaps that's bc how her human form sprite looks absolutely un-serious
Plutie is love plutie is life
:D
Tee Hee! As Walter White would say, "You're GODDAMNED right!"
Wingshim101 just for the love of god D O N T get her angry
I agree with that
4:00
GOOCHIE BOOCHIE
GOOCHIE BOOCHIE
GOOCHIE BOOCHIE
GOOCHIE BOOCHIE
GOOCHIE BOOCHIE
GOOCHIE BOOCHIE
knuclear2010 Goochie.
Boochie
Caleb Calhoun
Goochie?
Boochie
Caleb Calhoun
X) Oh, goochie.
All hail lady Plutia/Iris heart.
Ay!
5:42 ...
That motion is so ADORABLE on Plutia!
(Iris Heart don't hurt me! :' 3. )
5:50
It was at this moment that Noire knew, she fucked up.
6:50 I still love that line.
We love YOU Plutia XD
u r a devil. a devil!!!
-tf2 demoman
I AM UNDER YOUR COMMANDS MASTER PLUTIA
Broly: hold my beer.
STAY AWAY FROM ME
*'Sees Neptune run off'*
Me: Coward! Help Noire out! Iris is just a big pushover!
and that's where you are wrong
I'm not scared of Plutia. There. I said it.
lol
nice
Then again, it may be my hot-headed 20-something Irish blood in my veins.
Three hours spent with a psycho BDSM freak later... :|
Bloody hell, what did she do to Noire?!?!
Andrew Pappas I don’t think we want to know...
Things that can't be described
"Hey Noire what happened ?"
"..."
"Ok i'll leave byyyye" *slowly gets out*
Never make Plutia angry.
Wow. Mind break levels of "discussion"
Im impressed at Noire that shes not covered in sweat and other bodily fluids after a 2 hr session with plutia~
Plutia scares me... in a good way
bruh
Let's be real guys, she'd totally fucking peg you.
itsacharcoalice To a wall.
Sai Kisaragi In the ass
itsacharcoalice Oh dear god. steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=485250160
itsacharcoalice Kinky.
+itsacharcoalice I'd have no complaints.
Also, in the reboot of victory, Neptune said Plutie is evolving! Quick! Cancel evolution!
*(runs away)*
@@gabgab1240*(also runs away)*
@@codyholley ...did we lose her?
@@gabgab1240 me: *looks and still sees her* nope she's still after us
@@codyholley DAMN! *(keeps running)*
rule 1231= NERVER PISS OFF PLUTIA
Ryan Damids Thanks captain obv****
Rule 1232: If rule 1231 is broken, apply rule 34.
*APPLYING RULE 34*
If Plutie ever get pised off if I were there which going to be 0.0015%,
*Iris Heart transformation in local area*
Well... Um, where is that Anticrystal that I bought from Pirachu..?
@@ardantop132na6 where is that red sword that i stolen from that man with one cybernetic arm
*Ryona:* I'm gonna tell all my friends about you!
*Iris Heart:* Get ou --
(Iris Heart notices that Ryona has something under her shirt)
*Iris Heart:* What's this?!
(Iris Heart pulls out her whip from inside Ryona's shirt)
*Ryona:* Oops!
(Iris Heart slams the door shut once Ryona exits the room)
*Iris Heart:* Goddamn sicko!
(Ryona is that super-masochistic Hebijo character from "Senran Kagura")
Me: Hey what's going on here--- oh frick.
ITS ME MORPHINE MAN
They would.. uhh.. be a perfect fit..
5:25
That moment when you realize you're fucked.
In more ways than one...
I was both horrified and aroused. Horroused, you might say.
A fate probably worse than death. Damn plutie.
I think that's fate better than haven. :3
Nah, Being forgotten is worse
Me if this almost happened: NO GOD NO GOD PLESE NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I say almost cos when she transformed I blocked every single thing and I am im immune to this stuff anyway
I'm whatching on my iPad too
4:33
*looks at Plutia*
Oh crap, I'm out of here.
*glances at Noire*
You brought this on yourself...
*leaves*
8:16
*comes back*
Hey, is it over?
*looks at Noire's blank stare*
*whispers to Plutia* I think you broke her.
*she looks at me and smiles as if to say, "I know."*
.....Oooookaaayyy. Well, you guys have fun! I'm going to go scream at the top of the Basilicom.
==============================================================================================
And that's when I learned that Plutia is a yandere.
The moral of the story is simple:
DON'T MAKE PLUTIA-SAN ANGRY!
Unless you really want to. :3
Ight imma head out!
*(jumps out of the window)*
me:BREAKS MY FEMUR IN PROCESS OF JUMPING OUT OF THE SAME WINDOW
*takes morphine*
@@Nockgun me: jumps out of the window and flys away because wings
*jumps out of window causally*
F*** this s*** I’m out
Mini Histy and Nep tried to warn her but Noire still going so..... yeah she need that "education" from Iris Heart.
she says have an intimate discussion. i get the undertone. I say someone is going to be very broken, and a this inner nuckelavee aint going down easy.
I honestly find this quite horrifying.
Plutie : Listening you is like crap!
Noire : fuck i got death flag
Nep just skedaddled instantly... she did not want to be a part of this.
Lonely Heart at her finest
How can someone be so cute yet so terrifying?!
I wonder if Iris Heart carries a couple of strap on's... lol.
Awwww, Plutie sounds so cute and sleepy
*Goes HDD Form*
uhhh... forget it. WAIT, How did you get here? OH SHHHIIIIIIIII....
(yeah, i was bored so i wrote that)
P.S. i still wonder what kind of lecture Noire received?
What makes you think Sadie lectured Noire?
Do you think something else happened during that "lecture"?
maurotula...
aliastheabnormal
Vibrators, dildos, spanking, bondage and sex with it for 2 hours...
Yep - Goddess have a lot of stamina...
Władca Wymiaru So basically the lecture she gave to the concept of karma.
9:30 IKIMASU...DEKIMASU...KIMASU...DEKIMASU
(Did you get all of that?)
Battler Ushiromiya
CHOTTO, CHOTTO MATTE NANO DESUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU, SENPAI!
Battler Ushiromiya
PANTSU PANTSU PANTSU PANTSU
Battler Ushiromiya
Is that weebilicious enough?
Battler Ushiromiya
:OOOOOOOOOO
XD
iris heart is a yandere waifu for sure
5:30 she literally had to resort to other forces of reality to escape iris
4:03 GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG
things to shred. sanity: check. body: check whats next?
Dammit, all I can hear is Mayushii in Plutia's place! XD
Plulu kowai.
Y'know you could also see this as Mayuri towards Kurisu...
Common can't Noire fight back? She's pretty strong too!
and Nepu and Histoire are the worst friends ever!!
Seriously. It's hilarious how they never think to stand up to her
Caleb Calhoun
Yea, I'm honestly changing my heart about Pluto she's so mean sometimes :(
+Nepu-Tech USA Well in FFXIV, I"m just as mean as it comes. I'm practically the Iris Heart of that game as a summoner >.> Strange, considering I prefer using Uni as an avatar.
+Nepu-Tech USA Well , it was noire that pissed her off anyway
It's Noire's fault anyway. I mean really, what kind of friend who FORCES you to hear and agree to their every complaint? I would be pissed too. Y'know. :/
she needs to calm down before iris heart comes
She makes Venom looks normal
.... Well, at least Plutia’s going with Noire instead of just ditching her to do it alone.....
2:09 "It's not like I have any other...uh..."
I wonder what she was going to say...
Friends.
Honestly,I dont like how plutia never got owned or fell flat on her face once. They just kinda made her invincible,and of course EVERY CHARACTER HAD TO FEAR HER. I think its just silly to fear her,I really do.
Victory II kind of acknowledged this fact and even tries to make up for the mean-spited jokes and gags. Nepgear is given an starring role again alongside Neptune just like in mk2/Re;birth 2, Plutia is all but forgotten and the Ultradimension portal is taken out of the canon thus the two dimensions are forever separated. Even the way villains are treated in VII is a bit different, with no overblown torture scenes and no CPU being absurdly powerful and beating every villain by herself.
@@LeonGun8 Thats just Compile heart policy. They want to make all the games enjoyable on their own. And Cut out characters that a new player can´t know and are not involved in the story at hand. There are the dlcs and spin offs but they are generaly weird with their policies.
"Players! H-hit that square button, pronto! Save us and skip this!"
I mean, we could...but where's the fun in that?
damn, bro.
Iris Heart: *Omae wa mou rete iru!*
Noire: *NANI!*
"And Going and Going and Going and Going and Going and Going"... XD
I would like to be 'lectured' by Sadie
She's Red's future wife
Red:N-No!!!
I think she´d like it as long as it increases her wifey count.
If only this was voiced in English.
5:32 what I would give to hear this line in english
so Plutia/Iris Heart spent the last 2 hours doing BDSM followed yuri level hentai stuff we can't see in this M rated yet still somehow family friendly game lol
The game has a T rating.
Honestly tho, even thought this "special lesson" is gonna make some artist goes wild, but i'm pretty sure their "art" not gonna get close to what really happened to noire lol
even when she turned back to normal she was smiling just what did she do
She raped her... honestly, that's the joke. It's the worst recurring gag Neptunia has ever come up with and we've got to be thankful VII wiped the slate clean and decided to act like Iris Heart never happened.
Noire had that coming honestly. There is a limit to how much bitching someone can take.
Exactly no one want to here all that crying.
never make her angry
This is what I want to do to 100% of the drama community here on youtube.
No I'm changing that to everyone on youtube
Plutie and her ways.....
Oh I can hear Satoko's voice when Histoire speaks :)
I'd love to have this scene done with the dub anime voice actresses. They do such an amazing job and I'm normally a fan of subs
Same
I want what Noire had.
LOWEE IM GOING TO LOWEE, LOWEE I AM GOING, TO LOWEE WE MUST GO, LOWEE,LOWEE,LOWEE,LOWEE,LOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE -head explodes-
Y'know, I can't help but wonder: Where are all the men in Gamindustri? Do all the people just pop out of little disk drives or consoles as babies? Why can't there be any cool male characters in Neptunia? Just one.....
Grimm, The Spiral Prince *1 year later* Umio was born
Not just Umio, there were plenty of male NPC's in VII. Also, in both the original Hyperdimension and mk2 there were male NPC's, especially the Basilicom staffers. Also, Re;birth 1 had several male characters as well with portraits.
Dont forget Anonydeath
Its like a reverse Jojo. And Umio is Jolyne.
Dude, Mr. Badd
3:12: HYPOCRIIIIITEEEEE!!!
Not even a minute in and here I am in the darkness
I was thinking that plutia is going to cane noire or something.. Whatever it is..
DONT EVER PISS OF PLUTIA YOU GUYS!!!!