Buffalaxed Chinese cowboy song!

The subtitles represent what the lyrics roughly sound like in English...
The singer is Jay Chou, so sorry all you Jay Chou fans! It's just for fun...

[@viccai9359]

英语空耳字幕就很有意思

[@leviheidle524]

The Interview!

[@atomicdancer]

ขอโทษครับ :(

[@chaoarun]

this isn't songs lyric!!!!!!!! :(

[@alootz]

The point is, it's buffalaxed. These aren't the actual lyrics, just what they sound like.

[@Hello-xb1xe]

@@alootz wooosh

[@alootz]

fuck y** lmao how is this a woooosh

[@midnightchurningspriteshaq8533]

wat kind of ploy chao runnin with that statement?