Avoiding Ticket inspectors on the Train.

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  • @exzo9
    @exzo9 3 года назад +1742

    under section 18, 19, 20 you are under arrest hahahahaha

    • @xshehtaa9738
      @xshehtaa9738 3 года назад +9

      Lmao 😂

    • @blankzcloud
      @blankzcloud 3 года назад +1

      Loool

    • @Maykay1312
      @Maykay1312 3 года назад +17

      Its just funny to see that in some countries u cn get arrested and pay a fine usualy in my country everyone just doesent pay tickets for tram or bus and if the conductor tries to idn hold u u can sue him lmao if he even touches u

    • @spinthiscoupe5000
      @spinthiscoupe5000 3 года назад +13

      @@Maykay1312 dont care nigga

    • @Maykay1312
      @Maykay1312 3 года назад +4

      @@spinthiscoupe5000 who asked nga

  • @kareemmercier8151
    @kareemmercier8151 3 года назад +1719

    why was man standing like dat😂😂😂😂😂

    • @okobia8638
      @okobia8638 3 года назад +115

      Fed stance

    • @blitz-vh5lh
      @blitz-vh5lh 3 года назад +33

      @Astolfo it's just slang. A lot of ppl talk like that where I live.

    • @Alex-wm3mp
      @Alex-wm3mp 3 года назад +35

      Astolfo fuck me you’re posh

    • @Nizzare
      @Nizzare 3 года назад +23

      @@Alex-wm3mp alie mans putting commas in his comments

    • @thebarch7594
      @thebarch7594 3 года назад +14

      @Astolfo the majority of england speaks like that you're just a posh twat living under a rock apparently

  • @Temzy
    @Temzy 3 года назад +730

    Watching this video is like seeing the MBbants universe expand with each character having their own separate stories. Glad I found this channel still😂

    • @CaptinODT
      @CaptinODT 3 года назад +18

      Couldnt have said that any better, God bless you kind sir

    • @TheGamingParadise22
      @TheGamingParadise22 3 года назад +5

      Donskii Donertello
      Shush

    • @Amin-hu1qh
      @Amin-hu1qh 3 года назад +4

      Donskii Donertello Repent and turn to islam one and only chance my g

    • @sushi7207
      @sushi7207 3 года назад

      @Donskii Donertello stfu why are you in a comment section tryna convert people to your religion no one gives a shit so mind your mans dickhead

    • @Amin-hu1qh
      @Amin-hu1qh 3 года назад

      Jimmi K remember islam on ur last breath and u will regret it all peace out

  • @bandit9686
    @bandit9686 3 года назад +1407

    You got on my recommended after an MBbants vid and I'm soo happy I found you 👍

    • @DBD_Dan
      @DBD_Dan 3 года назад +15

      Same

    • @Temzy
      @Temzy 3 года назад +13

      Man lyk Horrid Henry unno😂

    • @y.mstizzykofiboateng3416
      @y.mstizzykofiboateng3416 3 года назад

      Teesoar Nostalgia

    • @bandit9686
      @bandit9686 3 года назад +2

      @@Temzy yhyh allow a sub g

    • @flatmanola
      @flatmanola 3 года назад

      flight disingenuous reaction 🤯ruclips.net/video/uLNgaHCm78w/видео.html

  • @YeaSoWhatBigBoiiii
    @YeaSoWhatBigBoiiii 3 года назад +342

    imagine what people think when they see this guy doing his skits 😂😂

    • @MRSTYL-cc6sl
      @MRSTYL-cc6sl 3 года назад +8

      They don’t. There was no one on the trains which is why they did a quick video

    • @bobmiah
      @bobmiah 3 года назад +4

      MR 360 3STYL have you even seen his other videos

  • @mrbrown585
    @mrbrown585 3 года назад +230

    Looks like PC Wills is having fun with his job...
    0:50

  • @kingsleyo
    @kingsleyo 3 года назад +165

    PC willis too funny...the stance tho

  • @andrevitalpardue5097
    @andrevitalpardue5097 3 года назад +61

    Hiding in the bathroom is deffo the move.

    • @1Flyingfist
      @1Flyingfist 3 года назад +2

      Except you can be locked in there until transport police arrive 🙄.

    • @Harbz109
      @Harbz109 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@1Flyingfistand atp u dip 😂😂😂

    • @joeydoherty368
      @joeydoherty368 16 дней назад

      I work as a conductor, and my trainer told me about one passenger who was known for doing that, so she held the door shut on him so he missed his stop. 😂 Some conductors get innovative.

  • @pcwillis7131
    @pcwillis7131 3 года назад +25

    Bernz Theory: PC Willis used to be a roadman but he changed his life then he became a policeman, so that he can target and arrest other roadmen.

  • @wilabanodeniro9780
    @wilabanodeniro9780 3 года назад +25

    That stance at 0:46 caught me off guard 😂😂😂

  • @chevchelios6839
    @chevchelios6839 3 года назад +8

    The way he says “Oi” gets me every time

  • @An_unnamed_cell
    @An_unnamed_cell 3 года назад +26

    The way he said "but under section 18, 19 and 20 you are under arrest." had me dead 💀💀🤣🤣
    Fully gonna get to the top in no time bro if you keep this up

  • @RadarIDK
    @RadarIDK 3 года назад +49

    Ngl I’ve never seen a ticket warden in my life

    • @georgek2092
      @georgek2092 3 года назад +17

      Where tf you live?? I see them everytime I go on the train.

    • @jediael9906
      @jediael9906 3 года назад +5

      Sometimes they are in plain clothes

    • @RadarIDK
      @RadarIDK 3 года назад +1

      George K London lol

    • @Ninja-gt3zi
      @Ninja-gt3zi 3 года назад +8

      RadarFN if you live in London like me you wont see them much in trains unless you travelling to another city in england then they are there nearly every trip

    • @bmoney3837
      @bmoney3837 3 года назад +3

      DLR and those trains that go outa London you will find them the most

  • @theedgydoggo1331
    @theedgydoggo1331 3 года назад +29

    Ngl trains should be free transport, if every casual person started using them, the environment would be much better off, and the roads would be much more clear.

    • @Car.V1
      @Car.V1 2 года назад +10

      That's also a bad idea it would mean there would be a lot of delays and people would be very crammed.

    • @gfruit354
      @gfruit354 2 года назад

      @@Car.V1 Just build larger trains / train stations then

    • @KayKapone1
      @KayKapone1 2 года назад

      @@gfruit354 it’s not as easy as that. And the British government ain’t gonna splash out money just to build bigger trains when there’s no need.

  • @jc-xb8ve
    @jc-xb8ve 3 года назад +16

    You and mbbants deserve your own bbc show

  • @Bruno4B
    @Bruno4B 3 года назад +17

    Never thought Anthony Joshua would be bumping trains

  • @jeetskeet8162
    @jeetskeet8162 3 года назад +27

    "Under section *18,19, **_20_* you are under arrest"

  • @vjm5216
    @vjm5216 3 года назад +2

    I watch you, MBbants and JustDylan every day. Thank u 4 bringing the joy

  • @jezzagames2684
    @jezzagames2684 3 года назад +6

    This channel is underrated i swear 😂😂😂

  • @jordenthomson9551
    @jordenthomson9551 3 года назад +1

    This is the funniest skit I've seen of yours🤣🤣🤣

  • @Superstarr_
    @Superstarr_ 11 месяцев назад +1

    I’m going on a train to London on Monday, this is funny 😂

  • @lilassaultcharge4237
    @lilassaultcharge4237 3 года назад +5

    Ticket inspectors watching this like: 👁👄👁

  • @miguelcorreia805
    @miguelcorreia805 3 года назад +3

    The undercover cop always scares me 😂😂😂👀

  • @ammo8223
    @ammo8223 3 года назад +2

    This guy is too funny man I'm so happy I found his channel

  • @TheBurna.
    @TheBurna. 3 года назад +8

    keep up the workrate you’ll soon be big👏🏾

  • @snowy2619
    @snowy2619 3 года назад +3

    My sleep paralysis demon waiting for me: 0:44

  • @deew6625
    @deew6625 3 года назад +1

    My guy acting like superman... jeeez busted .

  • @unfortunateness
    @unfortunateness 3 года назад +3

    Mans finally blowing up 💪🏾

  • @icantthinkofausername3572
    @icantthinkofausername3572 3 года назад +35

    Since MBBants shouted Bernz out, only 4 of his videos have under 1K views.
    #underrated

    • @pcwillis7131
      @pcwillis7131 3 года назад +2

      Mbbants said he will be the GOAT 🐐 Bro we all want him and Bernz to be GOAT 🙏🙏🙏

    • @pjesu5747
      @pjesu5747 3 года назад +1

      The lowest viewed vid on bernzs channel is 1.4k

  • @thienluu3472
    @thienluu3472 3 года назад +1

    Didn’t expect it to be this wholesome

  • @Carpyy
    @Carpyy 3 года назад +15

    did my man jump off the train or what? how did he escaped no one knows😂

  • @w.kamaranjoku1712
    @w.kamaranjoku1712 3 года назад +1

    In the Netherlands, the inspector will wake your ass up!

  • @Swagpes
    @Swagpes 3 года назад +4

    Fam uno its a banger when pc willis is involved😂😂😂

  • @thomasdilley9445
    @thomasdilley9445 3 года назад

    So underrated bruva, love the vids

  • @charleskeshi978
    @charleskeshi978 2 года назад +2

    Nobody:
    Mbappé when he scores a goal: 0:45

  • @sk_hoal
    @sk_hoal 3 года назад +1

    i love this guy so much 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 his face makes it 100x funnier

  • @mush3241
    @mush3241 3 года назад

    The way you smile when you bag ppl is way too funny

  • @farjanabegum3965
    @farjanabegum3965 3 года назад

    Officer Willis is everywhere man 😤😤😤

  • @y.mstizzykofiboateng3416
    @y.mstizzykofiboateng3416 3 года назад

    Why is Straight Bernz so funny? 😂😂
    He always loses it when he is PC Willis 😂

  • @car_tar3882
    @car_tar3882 Месяц назад

    At many train stations they sell these little slips of paper that you can use once to make the ticket inspector go away

  • @nabeel8633
    @nabeel8633 3 года назад +1

    he got so gassed when he caught him 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @michael43567
    @michael43567 3 года назад +1

    I used to use old tickets. You gotta show it with confidence. If you get caught, act mad baffed. But moretime if you get caught, you're finished, you gotta pay to upgrade your tic

  • @theseshisneverover6472
    @theseshisneverover6472 3 года назад

    The stance 😂😂 the way he is creasing when he’s shifting you 😂😂 oh mate

  • @fayyaz9953
    @fayyaz9953 3 года назад

    damn what an underrated channel
    so glad I got recommend

  • @tos8929
    @tos8929 3 года назад

    Keep grinding bro! I’ve subscribed

  • @tyrelekai1682
    @tyrelekai1682 3 года назад +1

    My man was baking just waitin on him ☠️

  • @willryan4974
    @willryan4974 3 года назад

    very funny also passing through the barriers one ...oi you little prick you and mr bantz comedy gold

  • @2tecci333
    @2tecci333 3 года назад +3

    "u rlly feel off uno" 😂😂😂😂

  • @vbanndzz718
    @vbanndzz718 3 года назад +2

    All de time when deres ticket inspectors go to the very back of the train😂

  • @abdulmudhir4042
    @abdulmudhir4042 3 года назад +1

    man ur videos are fcking good ! always looking forward to seeing u and mbbant upload.

  • @somenothing7914
    @somenothing7914 3 года назад

    man u just gotta walk to the furthest door and act like you're about to get off haha, thats how ive had to do it many a time

  • @Sufi_Gamer2437
    @Sufi_Gamer2437 3 года назад

    Lol I'm glad this vid was recommended to me keep up the good work I subbed and dropped a like for you

  • @MarkSmith-tp6zc
    @MarkSmith-tp6zc 11 месяцев назад

    That’s why barriers are now everywhere.

  • @ZanderJesusiaDay
    @ZanderJesusiaDay 3 года назад +1

    MCU- MBants Cinematic Universe

  • @delboytrotter77
    @delboytrotter77 3 года назад

    U know them inspectors hanging out and junction, staines, Richmond to catch manz 😂

  • @banterlona8166
    @banterlona8166 3 года назад +2

    Ur vids are so sick g trus me when I say u will grow as fast as mbbants

  • @itsfaithkay
    @itsfaithkay 3 года назад

    You’re hilarious 😂😭

  • @robw8288
    @robw8288 3 года назад

    That stance is perfect😭🤣😭🤣

  • @fin9k
    @fin9k 3 года назад +1

    one time my guy was hiding the seats to avoid him 😂😂

  • @DaDaPieGaming
    @DaDaPieGaming 3 года назад +1

    WATCH this guy blows up fast. underrated i swear

    • @KayKapone1
      @KayKapone1 3 года назад

      Da Da Pie Gaming my man got 40k now

  • @Coco044
    @Coco044 3 года назад

    this true fr but when there's more ppl on the train u can just run next station they don't have the time to stick on u

  • @settrender
    @settrender 3 года назад +6

    Who else laughed when the inspector started laughing 😭😭

  • @BigSmoke-xh5hi
    @BigSmoke-xh5hi 3 года назад +5

    I remember when this guy had 500 subs😂🙏🏽

  • @amunra7390
    @amunra7390 3 года назад +1

    😂 yall don’t know about that life. Back in the dayyssss.

  • @KENNY-ik4vn
    @KENNY-ik4vn 3 года назад

    "All under Section 18, 19, 20 , your under arrest "🤣🤣

  • @mrbrown585
    @mrbrown585 3 года назад +14

    Plot twist: Mr Brown and PC Wills are friends and they first met each other when Mr Brown was a driver (on mbbants).

  • @shamblesluke7580
    @shamblesluke7580 3 года назад +1

    Dylan might need to pattern up that trim 😂😂😂

  • @vendettairish9976
    @vendettairish9976 2 года назад

    I remember them days haha hiding in the toilet pretending to vomit so the inspector wouldn't clock 🤣🤣🤣

  • @oisinleane
    @oisinleane 3 года назад

    The end just got to me idk why 😂

  • @eastridingbusspotter
    @eastridingbusspotter 2 месяца назад

    Kids, this is why you never evade your tickets

  • @Mrtop626
    @Mrtop626 3 года назад +2

    That cop comes out of no way

  • @alexswinbank1966
    @alexswinbank1966 3 года назад

    Mans not covering the nose 😂

  • @Easse
    @Easse 3 года назад

    this is so relatable 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TripleThugs15
    @TripleThugs15 3 года назад +1

    Lol that’s the same Thameslink train I take to work 😆

  • @jefe58
    @jefe58 3 года назад

    Come to Australia we don’t even have the funds for more than 2 ticket inspectors on for every train line

  • @dominorift5723
    @dominorift5723 3 года назад

    those seats look like ironing boards

  • @xorpe7172
    @xorpe7172 3 года назад +1

    Here we go again LMAO

  • @adamswagpluh
    @adamswagpluh 3 года назад

    Damn you’re gonna blow up bro 👌

  • @rdicetv77
    @rdicetv77 3 года назад

    this one had me dying🤣

  • @ReemzOS
    @ReemzOS 3 года назад +6

    Pc Wills stance😂🤣congrats on 10k on insta 20k soon come Too UNDERATED

  • @Gamerealm976
    @Gamerealm976 2 года назад

    Fuck. The way this guy just appeared 😂😂

  • @SM-ov4vl
    @SM-ov4vl 3 года назад +1

    I’m convinced Straight bernz owns a train station and train😂

    • @me7058
      @me7058 3 года назад

      ...AND EVERY BUS IN LONDON. ALL 3 OF THEM ALWAYS MANAGE TO GET AN EMPTY BUS SOMEHOW...

  • @realisttrizz8621
    @realisttrizz8621 3 года назад +4

    yes ma bro funny vids #underrated

    • @Jsav.24s
      @Jsav.24s 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/channel/UCo6k6fdjpUO74nKEx0ICZcA?view_as=subscriber

    • @realisttrizz8621
      @realisttrizz8621 3 года назад

      Ayo Ajibola an what

  • @sinistermetro2048
    @sinistermetro2048 3 года назад

    Love how he is arresting him self

  • @leto2582
    @leto2582 3 года назад

    Every time I got caught with no ticket I just gave wrong info about my address and name and kept going to my destination lol 😂

  • @bababooey6222
    @bababooey6222 3 года назад

    I am so confused but its still funny

  • @Manlikebenj
    @Manlikebenj 3 года назад

    man privatised a train to film

  • @derren7836
    @derren7836 3 года назад

    Nah imagine if an actual inspector came while he was filming lmao

  • @alexspartichino4155
    @alexspartichino4155 3 года назад

    thats why i always buy a ticket cuz i know that just my luck the one time i dont the inspector will be there lmao

  • @Fookracists
    @Fookracists 3 года назад

    The stance ffs 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @carlinawhite1915
    @carlinawhite1915 3 года назад

    the amount of times i got caught on the bus and got tickets...man, that was the epitamy of bullshit...and i didn't pay for any of them because fuck that.

  • @unknownd8718
    @unknownd8718 3 года назад

    Been watching a lot of mbants that i found your vid on the recommendation

  • @etaaro
    @etaaro 3 года назад

    He's got that stance 100/10

  • @user-uy8pg4wv4b
    @user-uy8pg4wv4b 3 года назад +1

    Anyone know what shop you can buy Dylans tracksuit from??

  • @bobbyjamabo3296
    @bobbyjamabo3296 2 года назад

    The stance 😂😂😂😂

  • @OffficialGM
    @OffficialGM 3 года назад

    yo if theres a toilet on the train then just go in there when u see the ticket inspector

  • @Zakgat
    @Zakgat 3 года назад

    Undercover bernz is best character

  • @drizzler1752
    @drizzler1752 3 года назад

    Oh here we go again😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @khadarkeyow9192
    @khadarkeyow9192 3 года назад

    Yo why this so reall ??🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @luja9811
    @luja9811 3 года назад

    I like this shit, like mbbants 😂