Kylo Ren ASMR Interrogation / Personal Attention / Dark Side Tingles

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  • Опубликовано: 6 окт 2024
  • Kylo Ren will get the information he needs from you, even if he has to find every one of your ASMR triggers.
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  • @Auralnauts
    @Auralnauts  7 лет назад +1294

    We know Kylo missed the first Episode 8 trailer, but he will return for the next one (you know there's going to be at least one more). News for our version of Episode 6 coming soon!

  • @GMMReviews
    @GMMReviews 7 лет назад +3603

    1:40 - "Can you feel the sand between your toes?"
    No, I hate sand.. it's coarse, and rough, and it gets everywhere..

  • @God-gx7xy
    @God-gx7xy 4 года назад +1574

    I love how he just occasionally snaps out of the asmr and is like “w h e r e I s t h e m a p”

    • @RG-rm6ih
      @RG-rm6ih 4 года назад +49

      Lmao, hey God.

    • @bigsmoke3078
      @bigsmoke3078 4 года назад +43

      HOLY S**T IT'S GOD.

    • @lunarsailor5259
      @lunarsailor5259 4 года назад +14

      Robert E. Lee no u

    • @slanderedstone
      @slanderedstone 4 года назад +11

      Hey god why do your popes try and enter the other kids with his meat rod?

    • @nicmendz
      @nicmendz 4 года назад +5

      @@berlin_42 fat nihil

  • @1080TJ
    @1080TJ 7 лет назад +3774

    This is canon

  • @thecoolerspringtrap40
    @thecoolerspringtrap40 4 года назад +410

    Kylo: “Inhale through your nose...hold it...now exhale through your mouth.”
    Kylo: *SATANIC GROWL*

    • @Livbarney13
      @Livbarney13 2 года назад +8

      LMFAOOOO

    • @spookycat6
      @spookycat6 2 года назад +9

      I read this as it happened and died lol

  • @pottedplant8542
    @pottedplant8542 7 лет назад +1438

    Kylo Ren saying "I'm here for you" is all I ever needed in life

  • @Webshooters1
    @Webshooters1 6 лет назад +1454

    If this whole "First Order" thing doesn't work out Kylo could make a fortune making ASMR videos.

    • @Karynthos
      @Karynthos 6 лет назад +7

      Goku Black 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Twisthiphop
      @Twisthiphop 3 года назад +3

      He's the one resting now

    • @youre_nightmare2149
      @youre_nightmare2149 3 года назад +3

      (Just watching in the afterlife drinking tea with Anakin)

  • @randomhuman18
    @randomhuman18 7 лет назад +2157

    The Force Awakens exclusive deleted scene.

    • @utrak
      @utrak 7 лет назад +60

      more like the force takes a relaxing nap

    • @Mylifethoughts.v12
      @Mylifethoughts.v12 6 лет назад +10

      Random human what if they did that during the movie

    • @deangel9128
      @deangel9128 6 лет назад +13

      Exclusive limited edition early deleted scenes!

    • @questworldiangreenknight7455
      @questworldiangreenknight7455 4 года назад +13

      Random human imagine Kylo Ren trying to teach Rey this during the interrogation!😂

    • @amyisaacs3966
      @amyisaacs3966 4 года назад +4

      Hahahaha

  • @GenericProtagonist7
    @GenericProtagonist7 6 лет назад +741

    "Aggressive forms of relaxation"

    • @muppetallica
      @muppetallica 6 лет назад +25

      Generic Protagonist Like his grandparents' aggressive negotiations

  • @jihanjoo
    @jihanjoo 7 лет назад +814

    2:06 "Where is the map?" Kylo Ren really did take Poe's advice to heart and rethought his techniques.😂😂😂

    • @hal013
      @hal013 6 лет назад +31

      jihanj I feel like that was a Dora reference.. "Where is the map?"

    • @tmoney5036
      @tmoney5036 6 лет назад +5

      @@hal013 the map to Skywalker

    • @Muzan_JacksonHEEHEE
      @Muzan_JacksonHEEHEE 3 года назад +2

      @@tmoney5036 I know you found it

    • @beanery8743
      @beanery8743 2 года назад +1

      Hola! Soy Dora! Can you tell me where the map is!?

  • @antiohyeahyeah8408
    @antiohyeahyeah8408 4 года назад +372

    Disney: the force awakens.
    Also disney: sees his video.
    Disney: the force goes back to bed.

    • @kash45
      @kash45 4 года назад +6

      anti oh yeah yeah top comment good

    • @vlogsbysally
      @vlogsbysally 4 года назад +8

      Lmaoooo

    • @TheHoodedWarden
      @TheHoodedWarden 4 года назад +13

      Disney: how could you make a joke out of such a serious character??
      Fans: You have done that yourself!

    • @camrenkimmerling9406
      @camrenkimmerling9406 3 года назад +5

      Clever lol

    • @robjohnson2116
      @robjohnson2116 3 года назад +3

      XD that actually made me laugh.

  • @grahamscott7308
    @grahamscott7308 7 лет назад +1516

    I know it's a joke video, but this actually ended up as a decent asmr video. The lightsaber shave was my favorite bit

    • @fusiontoa18
      @fusiontoa18 7 лет назад +36

      i prefer the dark side on the left side of my brain

    • @gizlek8778
      @gizlek8778 7 лет назад +43

      I was waiting in anticipation for that moment he'd snap.

    • @TheCleamOneArt
      @TheCleamOneArt 7 лет назад +18

      Same, it was really nice ASMR

    • @edsnake4
      @edsnake4 7 лет назад +1

      agreed.

    • @ENIGMVTIK
      @ENIGMVTIK 7 лет назад +31

      Do... not... move.

  • @Th3J0hnD03
    @Th3J0hnD03 6 лет назад +768

    "Do. Not. Move" i died laughing

    • @Mauiers
      @Mauiers 5 лет назад +11

      I was crying hahahahahha

    • @Volnutt196
      @Volnutt196 5 лет назад +25

      My eyes widened when he ignited the lightsaber.

    • @Areya-Sunshine
      @Areya-Sunshine 4 года назад +18

      “This is going to be the closest shave you’ve ever had.” Lmao

    • @ramalellison9205
      @ramalellison9205 Год назад

      Lmao

  • @TheDraig
    @TheDraig 7 лет назад +745

    "Can you feel the sand between your toes? Grandfather used to hate that"

    • @bigsmoke3078
      @bigsmoke3078 4 года назад +14

      Anikan's force ghost:you little

  • @AiLoveGaara
    @AiLoveGaara 6 лет назад +314

    *Kylo:* Can you feel the sand between your toes?
    *Me:* I don't like sand.

    • @killjoytw1nk
      @killjoytw1nk 4 года назад +61

      It's coarse, rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere

    • @GalaxyDogenut
      @GalaxyDogenut 3 года назад +2

      Not like RUclips.

  • @denisherlock3023
    @denisherlock3023 7 лет назад +2018

    Forgive me... i feel it again... the tingles...

  • @MrDevil-pk9ur
    @MrDevil-pk9ur 7 лет назад +284

    Imagine if Adam Driver saw this and was like "I wanna get caught doing this in the next movie as kylo ren" seeing kylo shaving a prisoner and then awkwardly pausing until the trooper just closes the door would be priceless

  • @JayKimDotNet
    @JayKimDotNet 7 лет назад +593

    When he brought out the shaving cream, I lost it.

    • @heathmccasland
      @heathmccasland 7 лет назад +71

      I hope you find it.

    • @JayKimDotNet
      @JayKimDotNet 7 лет назад +17

      womp womp

    • @kevinpacheco4414
      @kevinpacheco4414 7 лет назад +16

      Heath McCasland I lost it when I saw your reply

    • @stolasgoetia93
      @stolasgoetia93 7 лет назад +6

      lol Who knew the Star Wars galaxy had the best a man can get.

    • @ghedebaronsamedi
      @ghedebaronsamedi 6 лет назад +18

      I'm not sure I want a shave from Kylo. I mean...have you seen Snoke's face? Don't tell me now it wasn't a shaving accident.

  • @lenaoxton3999
    @lenaoxton3999 6 лет назад +423

    Every exhale sounds like the deepest pits of hell crying in agony.

  • @crookydan
    @crookydan 7 лет назад +2497

    There's nothing less relaxing than Kylo exhaling through his mouth

    • @iyloMC
      @iyloMC 7 лет назад +231

      Daniel Cruickshanks It is the roar of some ancient beast, hidden deep in the caverns of Utapau. Nothing relaxes quite like ancient, hidden power.

    • @sneakybeaky2877
      @sneakybeaky2877 7 лет назад +211

      *demonic screams*

    • @salted6422
      @salted6422 6 лет назад +92

      Well, it certainly was very.. intense.

    • @sneakybeaky2877
      @sneakybeaky2877 6 лет назад +48

      Salted Intense yet very.... relaxing.
      Where is the map?

    • @Gametimeplanet
      @Gametimeplanet 6 лет назад +30

      Learned that from Palpatine.

  • @AvatarRiku
    @AvatarRiku 6 лет назад +461

    Sounds very much like Adam Driver

    • @namedrop721
      @namedrop721 4 года назад +25

      Dapper Krogan I’m really impressed with a lot of this. Some of his rhythm and articulation using the throat is amazing.

  • @mrvidelseworlds3957
    @mrvidelseworlds3957 7 лет назад +280

    "Loosen up, I'm here for you" Gold.

  • @sheeeeesh8865
    @sheeeeesh8865 4 года назад +374

    Why does it sound exactly like Adam driver

    • @Josh-st6sx
      @Josh-st6sx 4 года назад +17

      Because it is

    • @newdisplay5826
      @newdisplay5826 4 года назад +2

      Jennifer Milligan But so good?

    • @mlg_420quickscope
      @mlg_420quickscope 4 года назад +22

      @@GeometryDash_RobloxGamer69 No amount of voice changing literally transforms your voice to another person's. This is great acting.

    • @grfo2
      @grfo2 3 года назад

      Yes, it sounds like him because they do the same nasal voice, I don't know how...

  • @mumiru
    @mumiru 7 лет назад +754

    In through your nose (inhale) and out through your mouth (SCREAMING)

    • @MrBritanniaman
      @MrBritanniaman 4 года назад +34

      I thought it sounded like
      *HI SISTERS*

    • @lluviopupuro
      @lluviopupuro 4 года назад +34

      That scream sounds like Freddy's Fazbear's jumpscare

    • @lluviopupuro
      @lluviopupuro 4 года назад +13

      Why does it sound like hes congested?

    • @JeanLucCaptain
      @JeanLucCaptain 4 года назад +6

      NAAZGULLLLLLL!!!!!!!!

    • @AEZAKM1
      @AEZAKM1 3 года назад +3

      i can’t keep my composure at this part lmao

  • @jayjaywolf8988
    @jayjaywolf8988 4 года назад +75

    Kylo: “Where’s the map?..... do you like lightsabers? - starts to fangirl over his grandfathers lightsaber-

  • @FredsVoice
    @FredsVoice 7 лет назад +1206

    Haha, no way have you guys made a KYLO REN ASMR video! I freakin love your channel!.. (and frequently listen to your Star Wars remixes because they're so good.... Laser Moon!) P.s. I now relax to grandfathers presence!

    • @fu6201
      @fu6201 7 лет назад +17

      FredsVoice ASMR !!

    • @squeguinquack2570
      @squeguinquack2570 6 лет назад +17

      Wassup Thor looking ass bro?

    • @ExperimentalHero
      @ExperimentalHero 6 лет назад +15

      FredsVoice ASMR I FREAKING KNEW YOU OF ALL PEOPLE WOULD SEE THIS

    • @deangel9128
      @deangel9128 6 лет назад +8

      I read grandfather's presence as kylo said it😂

    • @faded4112
      @faded4112 6 лет назад +3

      Fred my guy we need some more star wars asmr yours are the best 😅

  • @redraven24
    @redraven24 4 года назад +89

    "I've done really nice things for you and THIS is how you repay me?? Stop resisting!" That is the most Kylo Ren thing I've ever heard LOL. Your voice work is really good though. You have the right cadence and tone.

  • @Felewin
    @Felewin 7 лет назад +547

    lol he's just going about the session and then - "Where is the map?"

    • @NLRHMoved
      @NLRHMoved 5 лет назад +19

      I internally laughed every time. Kept saying and waiting for him to adventuraly snap when he did my goodness tingles.

    • @SUNNYCURLYGIRL
      @SUNNYCURLYGIRL 4 года назад

      Fel lol intelligent

    • @chillfreek1015
      @chillfreek1015 4 года назад

      I physically laughed at 2 in the morning from it XD

    • @TheRedcat14
      @TheRedcat14 4 года назад

      I woulda pissed myself if he just snapped somewhere in here

  • @rhenvao2844
    @rhenvao2844 4 года назад +69

    3:29 "This one belonged to grandfather!" OwO
    You can hear the fanboy in him going off.

  • @jjwankenobi
    @jjwankenobi 7 лет назад +295

    The hilarity of shaving cream on Kylo's bantha skin gloves made me spit out my blue milk.

  • @emilyd3467
    @emilyd3467 6 лет назад +82

    Kylo Ren: Where is the map?
    Me: Who do you think I am? Dora?

  • @OrcGhoul
    @OrcGhoul 7 лет назад +272

    I know this is supposed to be a parody, but you guys actually did a really good job and stayed true to both pieces of source material. It gives the impression you actually did a bit of research and I appreciate it more for that fact. Thanks for uploading this video for your viewer's and nice work!

  • @whispyuwu9516
    @whispyuwu9516 4 года назад +1273

    “I couldn’t help but notice your beard.”
    SiR, i aM a GIRL

    • @rainabove1945
      @rainabove1945 4 года назад +122

      Never knew Kylo Ren was capable of sick roasts

    • @PanD0rA_
      @PanD0rA_ 4 года назад +26

      I’m achild

    • @whispyuwu9516
      @whispyuwu9516 4 года назад +7

      RaccoonEggs McYeet lmao

    • @cooperativerat8081
      @cooperativerat8081 4 года назад +18

      He's just being honest
      ┐( ̄ヮ ̄)┌

    • @Theone98_
      @Theone98_ 4 года назад +6

      😂😂😂😂 I caaaan't

  • @JohnSmith-zf1lq
    @JohnSmith-zf1lq 7 лет назад +409

    I love the horrible screams of the damned sound on inhalation and exhalation.

    • @LeifWarner
      @LeifWarner 4 года назад +22

      I was trying to follow along and relax and actually do the breathing, but I couldn't help bursting out laughing when I heard those noises.

    • @honey_bee7923
      @honey_bee7923 4 года назад +7

      I SCREAMED

    • @gothcowboys647
      @gothcowboys647 4 года назад +3

      WHEN I SAY I CHOKED-

  • @larousse1
    @larousse1 4 года назад +82

    Me: fancies Adam Driver and watches asmr videos
    RUclips: hey have you seen...

  • @jordanmoore1027
    @jordanmoore1027 7 лет назад +138

    This is genius. The imitation, the voice modulator, the special effects... it's just great

  • @XJuliaAnimatesXLOL
    @XJuliaAnimatesXLOL 6 лет назад +159

    "Deep breath in"
    Me: Breaths in
    Him: *Breathesssss inn*
    "Now out.
    Me: Breaths out
    Him: SHIUTCFYZFYFHXUDTYRD

    • @NoreoeroN
      @NoreoeroN 3 года назад +3

      Golden freddy jumpscare

  • @themovie-cat1486
    @themovie-cat1486 7 лет назад +336

    Man, this actually DID make me want to betray the resistance and join Kylo so he can help me relax all the time! Thanks, Kylo!

    • @ssouIs
      @ssouIs 4 года назад +16

      W h e r e i s t h e m a p ?

    • @lunarsailor5259
      @lunarsailor5259 4 года назад +5

      ST Salad u p y o u r b u t t a n d a r o u n d t h e c o r n e r

    • @ssouIs
      @ssouIs 4 года назад +4

      @@lunarsailor5259 *deep breath* n o u

    • @lunarsailor5259
      @lunarsailor5259 4 года назад +4

      ST Salad be careful, i might BREATHE OUT LIKE KYLO DOES

    • @ssouIs
      @ssouIs 4 года назад +4

      @@lunarsailor5259 o h n o

  • @ThePupSquad
    @ThePupSquad 4 года назад +381

    “I couldn’t help but notice your beard” are you telling me the target audience is not women??????

    • @Jdasnake
      @Jdasnake 4 года назад +61

      Probably because its meant for poe

    • @bulls2w
      @bulls2w 4 года назад +50

      Hey man, you're saying women can't have beards?

    • @ThePupSquad
      @ThePupSquad 4 года назад +15

      Indiana Shrek you’re right fam I’m sorry 😔

    • @sirsquabblesauce9442
      @sirsquabblesauce9442 4 года назад +37

      Women can have beards. In Star Wars, anything is possible. Hell, there’s a vaping slug.

    • @slanderedstone
      @slanderedstone 4 года назад +3

      Or a bearded woman

  • @ZakiaJ
    @ZakiaJ 7 лет назад +283

    That exhale tho...

    • @Brainwave101
      @Brainwave101 6 лет назад +57

      Zakia J **UNHOLY SCREECHING OF THE DAMNED**

    • @AiLoveGaara
      @AiLoveGaara 6 лет назад +15

      I died. And it made me also realize... I just...adore Kyle Ren

  • @stephaniemitchell8509
    @stephaniemitchell8509 4 года назад +398

    Considering I'm sexually attracted to Kylo Ren in his full regalia, this totally did it for me.

    • @stew148
      @stew148 4 года назад +107

      I mean, who isn't. I think everyone is sexually attracted to Kylo Ren on some level...and Adam Driver and Ben Solo for that matter. And Adam Sackler...anyone...?No? OK, I'll let myself out.

    • @fish8084
      @fish8084 4 года назад +13

      ...

    • @adventurekitty1016
      @adventurekitty1016 4 года назад +23

      Stephanie Mitchell This is honestly one of the least weird things I've read on the internet. You do you my friend.

    • @wynnie_margeaux
      @wynnie_margeaux 4 года назад +8

      Girl same

    • @ab1j00
      @ab1j00 4 года назад +4

      i dont think adam driver's wife would appreciate that tbh

  • @ipwinston
    @ipwinston 7 лет назад +330

    Excellent edit with the tape deck and gloves. The lighting match in particular is incredible. Your attention to detail is next level!

    • @eurosensazion
      @eurosensazion 7 лет назад +3

      Classic Radio Shack lol

    • @misanthropos6211
      @misanthropos6211 7 лет назад +30

      You're giving them too much credit. That scene was actually from the movie if you don't remember. It was when Kylo Ren played his tape of "Ooooooohhh...On the TLC Tip" by TLC over and over again to torture Poe Dameron. I mean they played that "Ain't 2 Proud 2 Beg" song a hundred times. That's why the movie was so long. How did you forget that? It was so out of place it took me right out of the movie.
      J.J. Abrams is a hack...it is supposed to be a long time ago in a galaxy far...far away - I don't think Lucas meant the early 90's, especially since the original film was made almost 15 years before that album came out.
      I mean, what, are they going to have "New Kids on the Block" in the soundtrack for "Last Jedi"?...Salt-N-Pepa going to make a fucking cameo? Fucking Disney.

    • @craigedwards775
      @craigedwards775 7 лет назад +7

      It was work, and work worked.

    • @mdcraig62
      @mdcraig62 7 лет назад +17

      meow, meow, meow, meow, meow, meow.

    • @logician9116
      @logician9116 7 лет назад +4

      Ian Winston Once I noticed the loop it annoyed me

  • @DarkfireEquinox
    @DarkfireEquinox 6 лет назад +85

    Now tell me, where is the map?

  • @peachykeen2764
    @peachykeen2764 7 лет назад +348

    honestly, Disney should be trying to pay you guys to make these instead of taking them down

  • @proudtrashbag6186
    @proudtrashbag6186 4 года назад +38

    When he breathed out through the modulator it sounded like screaming. I was trying to relax and that surprised me and made me laugh so hard I almost pissed myself

  • @Duke_Dirtfarmer
    @Duke_Dirtfarmer 7 лет назад +1454

    *Fresh*

    • @crazyworld54321
      @crazyworld54321 7 лет назад +63

      Obi-Wan Kenobi Hello there.

    • @maggitPL
      @maggitPL 7 лет назад +42

      Do you have the high ground?

    • @Duke_Dirtfarmer
      @Duke_Dirtfarmer 7 лет назад +74

      I am the high ground!

    • @maxshby8136
      @maxshby8136 7 лет назад +8

      General Kenobi you are a bold one

    • @mdcraig62
      @mdcraig62 7 лет назад +7

      I've tripled my flip power!

  • @1random2productions3
    @1random2productions3 4 года назад +530

    "Doesn't that lightsaber sound relaxing?"
    Me: y-yes **sweating intensely**
    (Edit: to everyone telling me to read fix your attitude, i want u to know that now i have and youre all S I N N E R S❗❗❗)

    • @sweetwilloe7739
      @sweetwilloe7739 4 года назад +66

      Cant tell if this is a fix your attitude reference or not

    • @connor-vf7qn
      @connor-vf7qn 4 года назад +19

      SweetWilloe *we shall not speak of it*

    • @emilymichelle1659
      @emilymichelle1659 4 года назад +14

      it definitely has to be a FYA reference

    • @1random2productions3
      @1random2productions3 4 года назад +7

      @@emilymichelle1659 gotta be totally honest with y'all I got no idea what that is

    • @emilymichelle1659
      @emilymichelle1659 4 года назад +10

      Amanda Martinez the most popular kylo ren smut story online, it’s everywhere tbh

  • @trutwijd
    @trutwijd 7 лет назад +317

    Amazing work as always - you've taken 5 seconds of Kylo from the movie and turned it into some incredible stuff.

  • @palothav6054
    @palothav6054 7 лет назад +62

    In through the nose
    (Sharp inhale)
    And out through the mouth
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @Nettingyournetworth
    @Nettingyournetworth 7 лет назад +438

    After discovering this channel I can never watch the force awakens the same again

    • @Webshooters1
      @Webshooters1 7 лет назад +19

      They make Kylo Ren actually tolerable and dare I say funny.

    • @MrDevil-pk9ur
      @MrDevil-pk9ur 6 лет назад

      Hall Network bro same

    • @jslaughter95
      @jslaughter95 6 лет назад +1

      Hall Network STANIS!

  • @RhyperiorRanger
    @RhyperiorRanger 4 года назад +85

    Kylo: where is the map?
    Me: He’s in Dora’s backpack!

  • @roach9397
    @roach9397 7 лет назад +246

    Best Auralnauts skit in awhile. These guys have turned an intimidating villain into a comedy goldmine.

    • @FreGZile
      @FreGZile 5 лет назад +9

      Kylo never was intimidating...

    • @Cheiko18
      @Cheiko18 5 лет назад +8

      @@FreGZile he would have been if ruin Johnson wouldn't have touched anything star wars and JJ Abrams would have just been a bit more talented.

  • @glizzyjoint3715
    @glizzyjoint3715 4 года назад +37

    9:07 this part was the most relaxing one🤤😴

    • @ginseng.777
      @ginseng.777 Месяц назад

      I THOUGHT YOU WERE FR AND CLICKED IT AND GOT FUCKING JUMPSCARED 💀

  • @FLUFFYHAWAIIAN747
    @FLUFFYHAWAIIAN747 7 лет назад +249

    1:04 Kylo's mouth breathing sounds like a dinosaur

  • @Derfy_Derf
    @Derfy_Derf 6 лет назад +25

    I audibly said "I don't like sand" when he started talking about the beach
    fucking prequels

    • @Brainwave101
      @Brainwave101 6 лет назад +2

      Fred Well it is rough, coarse and irritating.

    • @Derfy_Derf
      @Derfy_Derf 6 лет назад

      Not like you

    • @GalaxyDogenut
      @GalaxyDogenut 3 года назад

      @@Derfy_Derf I don’t like where this is going-

  • @AuralStimulations
    @AuralStimulations 7 лет назад +234

    ASMR... truly a dark side technique.

  • @singulartrout
    @singulartrout 4 года назад +18

    "...hi I'm Matt."
    "I'm a radar technician."

  • @Vanessa_Neves85
    @Vanessa_Neves85 7 лет назад +235

    this is very arousing and i don't even have a beard...

  • @katepaulson9688
    @katepaulson9688 4 года назад +2

    the nervous swallowing before he asks where the map is makes this 100000% better

  • @XxSEETH3RxX
    @XxSEETH3RxX 7 лет назад +81

    "Where is the map?" is equivalent to "why is the rum gone?"

  • @caltech117
    @caltech117 6 лет назад +63

    Kylo Ren: "I look forward to seeing you again tomorrow"
    Me: "Im joining the light side"

  • @M-J-B
    @M-J-B 7 лет назад +110

    I was already laughing when I saw the title.

  • @xanderdaqueer3420
    @xanderdaqueer3420 6 лет назад +10

    This is a perfect mix of intimidating, hilarious, and tingly.
    The shaving cream had me chuckling and the “I’m here for you” had me snorting.

  • @JustinReed09
    @JustinReed09 7 лет назад +277

    Big fan of ASMR and Star Wars. And despite me laughing through the whole thing, it was actually relaxing in some parts. xD

  • @SittingDuck-xq9ln
    @SittingDuck-xq9ln 6 лет назад +11

    "this is going to be your closest shave ever. *ignites lightsaber* do. not. move." this is my favorite moment in the history of everything in youtube. absolute gold

  • @kenw5235
    @kenw5235 7 лет назад +214

    as someone who watches asmr this is fucking hilarious. also not a bad asmr video in its own right lol

    • @fusiontoa18
      @fusiontoa18 7 лет назад +27

      his voice changer going out of controll made it hilarious

  • @thatonezodiacaries
    @thatonezodiacaries 4 года назад +29

    me: okay sleep time
    my brain: kylo ren asmr
    *65 hours later without sleep*

  • @JayRutley
    @JayRutley 7 лет назад +390

    This is the strangest VR porno I've ever seen!

  • @gman2570
    @gman2570 6 лет назад +33

    "i look forward to seeing you again tomorrow" the next day Kylo ren made his way to the Interrogation room with a boom box on his left shoulder

    • @scarlettblack8202
      @scarlettblack8202 4 года назад +2

      ˢʰᵃʷᵗʸˢˡⁱᵏᵉᵃᵐᵉˡᵒᵈʸⁱⁿᵐʸʰᵉᵃᵈᵗʰᵃⁱᶜᵃⁿᵗᵏᵉᵉᵖᵒᵘᵗᵍᵒᵗᵐᵉˢⁱⁿᵍⁱⁿˡⁱᵏᵉⁿᵃⁿᵃⁿᵃⁿᵃᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵈᵃ

    • @SpairM
      @SpairM 4 года назад

      ᴵᵀˢᴸᴵᴷᴱᴹᵞᴵᴾᴼᴰˢˢᵀᵁᶜᴷᴼᴺᴿᴱᴾᴸᴬᵞᴿᴱᴾᴸᴬᵞᵞᵞᵞ

    • @whatsgoodfam772
      @whatsgoodfam772 3 года назад

      this needs to be done

  • @espenstoro
    @espenstoro 7 лет назад +99

    I am very calm and very scared right now...

  • @yea0276
    @yea0276 7 лет назад +35

    This kylo Ren is bloody awesome, his dialogue. I think they fucked up revealing Kylos Face too early. His so badass here. Great ASMR

  • @GTKreations
    @GTKreations 7 лет назад +67

    HOLY SHIT THAT'S THE BEST LIGHTSABER EFFECT I'VE EVER SEEN OUTSIDE OF STAR WARS!!! GREAT WORK!!!

    • @MrSexy-hn9oz
      @MrSexy-hn9oz 7 лет назад +3

      Gary Does Things you should Watch The Darth Maul Fan Movie

  • @Gozud
    @Gozud 4 года назад +14

    Kylo ren: now that I've done something nice for you, maybe you can do something nice for me....
    *starts to force choke you*

  • @JohnFoxx108
    @JohnFoxx108 7 лет назад +226

    I preferred Grandfather's presence on my left side.

    • @tmoney5036
      @tmoney5036 6 лет назад +26

      I preferred grandfathers present in my backside

    • @_l.rat_
      @_l.rat_ 4 года назад +4

      @@tmoney5036
      Oh shit 😂

    • @monochromedream-eatingbaku
      @monochromedream-eatingbaku 4 года назад

      @@tmoney5036 I too would prefer grandfather's presence on my backside 😏

    • @scarletclough
      @scarletclough 4 года назад

      Did u guys hear that? im scared. AHHHHH

  • @Senf0
    @Senf0 6 лет назад +28

    6:02 -"Spread it evenly on both sides."
    15% on left hand, 85% on right hand
    Me: "seems legit"(not really )

  • @MichealOlesonMarshal
    @MichealOlesonMarshal 7 лет назад +119

    new bedtime routine.

  • @captainpanic3616
    @captainpanic3616 4 года назад +31

    Kylo: an offer of help
    me: *sips water*
    kylo: YOUR IMMINENT DESTRUCTION
    me: *spitakes*

  • @DeviousRickGaming
    @DeviousRickGaming 7 лет назад +35

    This clearly took an enormous amount of work and deserves to be praised for it's creative genius. Once again, a job well done Auralnauts.

  • @Sawyer14
    @Sawyer14 4 года назад +18

    Star Wars: takes place millions of years. From now
    Kylo: has a eightys tape recorder

    • @cathyskywalker77
      @cathyskywalker77 4 года назад +1

      Actually it takes place a long time ago, so maybe 80s things were way ahead of the times..

    • @DwightLivesMatter
      @DwightLivesMatter 4 года назад +2

      Uh oh, someone does not know the first sentence of Star Wars for over 40 years. 😐

    • @cathyskywalker77
      @cathyskywalker77 4 года назад

      @@DwightLivesMatter ikr? "A long time ago in a galaxy far far away.....
      STAR WARS"
      Just a little refresher 😁

    • @camrenkimmerling9406
      @camrenkimmerling9406 3 года назад

      Literally every movie tells you it happens a long time ago in a galaxy far far away. 9 movies, come on son

    • @Sawyer14
      @Sawyer14 3 года назад

      I know it happened a long time ago but there millions of years ahead of us so that’s why I said it

  • @stinkyglasses
    @stinkyglasses 7 лет назад +42

    4:00 "There, doesn't that sound relaxing?"
    Yes, like a young kitten purring as it sits on my lap

  • @brooklynellis1321
    @brooklynellis1321 5 лет назад +12

    Kylo Ren - “IVE SHOWN YOU A REALLY NICE TIME”

  • @happysawman
    @happysawman 7 лет назад +398

    N E W F E T I S H A C Q U I R E D

  • @maddiem235
    @maddiem235 4 года назад +19

    I was doing such a good job of keeping it together, but I finally lost it at "Crate and Barrel Rayon Bamboo hand towel"

  • @RailfanTubeNetwork
    @RailfanTubeNetwork 7 лет назад +274

    "Okay! I give up! Here's the map! I solemnly swear that I am up to no good."
    Kylo: "WRONG FRANCHISE!" [Ignites lightsaber and starts slashing technology]

    • @Volleyball_life1178
      @Volleyball_life1178 7 лет назад +20

      EXPELLIARMUS!!!

    • @pipergilpatrick1896
      @pipergilpatrick1896 7 лет назад +7

      RailfanTube HAHAHAHAH OMG I LOVE YOU

    • @johnsmith4786
      @johnsmith4786 7 лет назад +3

      Just use the "alohamora" spell to escape. i am a potterhead, lol.

    • @johnsmith4786
      @johnsmith4786 7 лет назад +1

      also, mischif managed friend, mischif managed

    • @natadelhelm
      @natadelhelm 5 лет назад +1

      THANK YOU FOR THIS COMMENT 😂👏👏

  • @Marina-kd7qk
    @Marina-kd7qk 4 года назад +26

    Kylo: Let's relieve a little physical tension
    Me: ;)
    Kylo: with some isometric hand movements. Making menacing fists and then releasing the tension
    Me: .... 😂

  • @adame6831
    @adame6831 7 лет назад +51

    The only ASMR that has ever let me relax.

  • @ahmadandfredd5
    @ahmadandfredd5 3 года назад +3

    why is this actually relaxing

  • @JimVR
    @JimVR 7 лет назад +124

    I feel violated... by sound

  • @AdamHaas
    @AdamHaas 7 лет назад +31

    "I couldn't help but notice your beard"
    LMMFAO!

  • @Dracnea
    @Dracnea 7 лет назад +48

    When a joke video turns out to be one of the best asmr videos Ive seen in a long time, the asmr community is really slipping or certain creators just don't post anymore, just getting weird too...

  • @lenozy
    @lenozy 4 года назад +109

    Me: *A female*
    Him: "I couldn't help but notice your beard"
    Me: 😐

  • @TheMooper27
    @TheMooper27 7 лет назад +240

    *Where is the map?*

  • @InactiveDNI
    @InactiveDNI 6 лет назад +96

    *DO YOU LIKE THE SOUND OF MY GLOVES?*

  • @anthonym.7426
    @anthonym.7426 7 лет назад +61

    3:55 - The single, most badass moment in the history of ASMR videos.

  • @sponge540
    @sponge540 4 года назад +10

    *"The girl, I smell her."*
    *" I smell rosemary...The gir- Oh what the f- Obiwan?"*

  • @scottecklund1965
    @scottecklund1965 7 лет назад +87

    I was literally rubbing my beard when he said he couldn't help but notice my beard. Evidence of the Force.

    • @utrak
      @utrak 7 лет назад +5

      *neckbeard

  • @hearts4melaniemartini
    @hearts4melaniemartini 4 года назад +8

    *Crate and Barrel Bamboo Hand Towel*
    😂

  • @left4newbz
    @left4newbz 7 лет назад +132

    The next day, Kylo walks into the interrogation room with a boom box...and begins singing...WORK, WORK, WORK, WORK, WORK!

  • @IshibashiPandora
    @IshibashiPandora 6 лет назад +4

    You know when something is so funny you sail right on past laughter and just kind of want to weep?

  • @muserluke
    @muserluke 7 лет назад +162

    Wow, who knew Lord Vader's lightsaber was made to European Conformity Standards

    • @memoriblewerd
      @memoriblewerd 7 лет назад +3

      The german controlled European union lolz

    • @gs7828
      @gs7828 5 лет назад

      @Darth Revan The European Techno Union.