[ASMR] Imperial Patches Your Wounds (that he probably gave you)

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  • Опубликовано: 8 ноя 2024

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  • @Dean444ful
    @Dean444ful 3 года назад +1885

    "No, I am not the liar. I am the trustworthy"
    This man could write a sonnet to rival Shakespeare

    • @QueenJaneway
      @QueenJaneway 3 года назад +34

      Or 1984 part two 👀

    • @breathtakingmoose903
      @breathtakingmoose903 3 года назад +10

      True lol

    • @ohaphril3991
      @ohaphril3991 3 года назад +8

      Trickster 100 Sneak 100

    • @m0-m0597
      @m0-m0597 2 года назад +8

      03:42 *THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID*

    • @jamesdaniels8007
      @jamesdaniels8007 2 года назад +3

      @@m0-m0597 Fred: Ah, a poet to rival my skill. A worthy opponent. Our Battle Will Be LEGENDARY!!!!

  • @ohaphril3991
    @ohaphril3991 3 года назад +504

    “I’m going to put this weapon away, and I won’t be touching it” *gently caresses gun for the next minute*

  • @MustangChuck
    @MustangChuck 3 года назад +654

    Fred: "I'm very concerned for you"
    Me: *Looks at blaster pointed directly at my head* "Clearly...."

    • @pythonist4559
      @pythonist4559 3 года назад +9

      I was thinking the same thing

    • @leninthebeaniesouhacker.2459
      @leninthebeaniesouhacker.2459 2 года назад +3

      have you ever seen one of these guns hit something?

    • @JosephBallinin313
      @JosephBallinin313 Год назад +4

      ​@@leninthebeaniesouhacker.2459No, startroopers aim is worse than a cripple with Parkinsons disease.

    • @alphastronghold715
      @alphastronghold715 Год назад

      @@leninthebeaniesouhacker.2459 what’s even better is that the sight is visibly off.

  • @loweexpectations3222
    @loweexpectations3222 3 года назад +1809

    Fred: Making Imperial officers more pleasant than barbers.

    • @QUEENUWU-5432
      @QUEENUWU-5432 3 года назад +8

      Barbers are better because of the spray bottles and mic shaving

    • @Dat_Guy_Shadow
      @Dat_Guy_Shadow 3 года назад +5

      Maybe it’s just a personal trauma of his?

    • @cm_time
      @cm_time 3 года назад +2

      ThAtS a GoOd iDeA

    • @jacobunderwood57
      @jacobunderwood57 3 года назад +1

      @@QUEENUWU-5432 ye

    • @lamoe8184
      @lamoe8184 3 года назад +7

      My barber tried to kill me once.

  • @lavararrington2395
    @lavararrington2395 3 года назад +837

    The cool thing about this is that he doesn't have to really act like a specific person because he could be an alien, droid, or simply a human. That's one of the beauties of StarWars

    • @loyalik
      @loyalik 3 года назад +20

      using bandages on a droid doesnt seem that much efficient really xD

    • @karamellkungend2444
      @karamellkungend2444 3 года назад +42

      @@loyalik pretty sure he meant Fred’s acting

    • @loyalik
      @loyalik 3 года назад +7

      @@karamellkungend2444 oh right

    • @cdulez
      @cdulez 3 года назад +41

      I mean,the empire were rather xenophobic towards aliens and it was rare for them to see them in the ranks.With the exception of Thrawn.Il shut up now.

    • @lavararrington2395
      @lavararrington2395 3 года назад +3

      @@cdulez I'm just saying in general

  • @kaspardurst7009
    @kaspardurst7009 3 года назад +2621

    Do a Ralof asmr (“Hey your finally awake”guy from Skyrim)

    • @jaydengamerzzz
      @jaydengamerzzz 3 года назад +102

      GOD YES PLS PLS PLS

    • @jaydengamerzzz
      @jaydengamerzzz 3 года назад +61

      i beg of you to ask him until he does

    • @stinkymcgee230
      @stinkymcgee230 3 года назад +49

      That would be perfect!

    • @zero4544
      @zero4544 3 года назад +31

      @@jaydengamerzzz i will do it

    • @-JessPlaysGames-
      @-JessPlaysGames- 3 года назад +21

      Now this is something I want to see! 🤣

  • @chazmorris9240
    @chazmorris9240 3 года назад +318

    May the 4th be with you!!! You know he tried to upload yesterday but them damn rebels where blocking his communications! Luckily he got through for us!

    • @guywhodoesstuff3314
      @guywhodoesstuff3314 3 года назад +45

      Never forget: Revenge of the Fifth!

    • @Gravvvyyy
      @Gravvvyyy 3 года назад +13

      I liked...unliked and liked again. Just for you.

    • @SupaSillyThyme
      @SupaSillyThyme 3 года назад

      revenge of the 5th...

  • @atlasguns8847
    @atlasguns8847 3 года назад +557

    Petition to cast Fred in the next Star Wars movie as an Imperial Officer

  • @bleshu8243
    @bleshu8243 3 года назад +871

    “ lower that weapon of yours. “
    * holding a mop*
    “ ....I’m just the janitor.”

    • @UltimateDudeGuy
      @UltimateDudeGuy 3 года назад +54

      so you wanna do this the hard way huh?

    • @fatboisplitzomja5741
      @fatboisplitzomja5741 3 года назад +47

      That mop will be a fine addition to my collection

    • @kemonokamizuko2165
      @kemonokamizuko2165 3 года назад +9

      @@UltimateDudeGuy 😭

    • @Snakekiller2317
      @Snakekiller2317 3 года назад +24

      The new way to get kids to clean:
      EXTENDABLE MOP LIGHTSABER!!!!
      Dual mop heads for extra cleaning power!!!!!
      Clean like darth maul on the trash planet!!!!!!
      Cmon man you know you’d buy one 👀

    • @mr.zapper3356
      @mr.zapper3356 3 года назад +4

      @@Snakekiller2317 I’d buy one if they did damage as well you know?

  • @FairyCharASMR
    @FairyCharASMR 3 года назад +588

    Honestly brutal title. Atleast you were honest 😄😄

    • @FredsVoice
      @FredsVoice  3 года назад +136

      What I said was true, from a certain point of view

    • @Dean444ful
      @Dean444ful 3 года назад +19

      @@FredsVoice well then you are lost!

    • @gabrieldunnam8552
      @gabrieldunnam8552 3 года назад +1

      @@FredsVoice a certain point of view?

    • @yesyourhonoriknowbut9510
      @yesyourhonoriknowbut9510 3 года назад +3

      @@FredsVoice The jedi are evil in my point of view

    • @projectmax69
      @projectmax69 3 года назад +1

      420 likes nice

  • @mshumai
    @mshumai 3 года назад +259

    So THAT'S why stormtroopers and imperials often miss their shots! The scope alignment explains everything 43:20

    • @Gravvvyyy
      @Gravvvyyy 3 года назад +6

      I haven’t watched the whole thing....you’re saying he pulls it back out!?

    • @mshumai
      @mshumai 3 года назад +9

      @@Gravvvyyy yes, he whips it out again

    • @spudtatogames8078
      @spudtatogames8078 2 года назад +5

      The scope is off the entire time and it brings me great pain

    • @l0lkot
      @l0lkot 2 года назад

      lmao
      🤣

    • @CaptainCreative7
      @CaptainCreative7 Год назад +1

      I saw a video which made a lot of sense and it wasn’t because the sights were off
      In a new hope (the movie that set stormtroopers to be a “bad shot”) the troopers are only missing because they want them all alive
      I forget the video but if you want to know more just look it up, it was pretty intriguing and interesting

  • @pdstunnerz
    @pdstunnerz 3 года назад +193

    *Fred getting ready to put bandage on* 32:34
    Rebel that notices the bits and pieces of his glove sticking to it: 👁👄👁

  • @isssjacob7202
    @isssjacob7202 3 года назад +276

    9:53
    “i’m not gonna be touching this weapon”
    *proceeds to touch weapon*

  • @jackcoleman5958
    @jackcoleman5958 3 года назад +82

    Fred: ‘My Storm Troopers have gone too far this time’
    Yeah, for the first time they didn’t miss

  • @LifeCupNoodles
    @LifeCupNoodles 3 года назад +186

    Props to that stormtrooper who ACTUALLY hit me

    • @AgentProRyan
      @AgentProRyan 3 года назад

      😂

    • @lukefongkhamdeng7932
      @lukefongkhamdeng7932 2 года назад +14

      No you misunderstand stormtroopers fire very precise warning shots, as to not hit you but to warn you that they could hit you if they wanted to.

    • @tommycoolatta9861
      @tommycoolatta9861 2 года назад +8

      Your a partial main character since they can’t hit main characters but they will execute any small role character so we are seeing through the eyes of a side character.

    • @AmaraTheTransFemboy
      @AmaraTheTransFemboy 7 месяцев назад +1

      True 😂

  • @antiqueashes
    @antiqueashes 3 года назад +143

    I need a Star Wars character who talks like this, like an imperial scientist who calmly talks to people while performing horrible experiments on them in the name of the Empire.

  • @callumsmith7422
    @callumsmith7422 3 года назад +273

    The only youtuber I actually watch the Ad's.

    • @usenagen894
      @usenagen894 3 года назад +7

      Forreal, and I watch many asmrists lol

  • @thetapperhatz_laboratories2574
    @thetapperhatz_laboratories2574 3 года назад +75

    “No I am not the liar I am the trustworthy”
    This guy would probably be good at among us

  • @bigpapan.g3245
    @bigpapan.g3245 3 года назад +97

    With the release of the Bad Batch, perhaps a Clone Style asmr is in order.
    - Clone healing facility
    - Clone or Jedi commander talking to us (the shiny)
    - You (Tarkin) slandering us [battered] Clones

  • @mattball420
    @mattball420 3 года назад +33

    The sights on the gun being so far off makes it feel authentic

  • @MikeKilo1969
    @MikeKilo1969 3 года назад +66

    Fred: Lower your weapon, rebel.
    Also Fred: Do you mind if I lower my weapon.
    Me thinks the Jedi mind tricked Fred!

  • @maksimizr
    @maksimizr 3 года назад +99

    Vice Admiral Fred: *spends the last 45 minutes tending to a wounded rebel*
    Troopers: *immediately kill the rebel after Vice Admiral Fred releases him*
    Vice Admiral Fred: 😐

    • @Chloenorton7269
      @Chloenorton7269 3 года назад +16

      He's actually an admiral due to him having 2 lines of 6 instead of 5 also he is wearing his rank thing upside down lol

    • @wyattxu9765
      @wyattxu9765 3 года назад +2

      @@Chloenorton7269 ah a true star wars enjoyer

    • @Chloenorton7269
      @Chloenorton7269 3 года назад +5

      @@wyattxu9765 I try my best

  • @elizabethhobbs1578
    @elizabethhobbs1578 3 года назад +20

    Me:bleeding out.
    Fred:showing me all of the bandages and equipment.

  • @aurijitchatterjee2937
    @aurijitchatterjee2937 4 месяца назад +2

    This needs to comeback😭 I’ve watched this countless times…nice imperial officers wasn’t something I knew I needed😭

  • @silvergum9832
    @silvergum9832 3 года назад +8

    Love that the Imperial characters have the leather gloves as motif. Lovely sounds!

  • @ODST_Fan
    @ODST_Fan 3 года назад +27

    "You can't make bad look good!"
    Fred:
    H o l d M y B l a s t e r .

  • @gremlinchet
    @gremlinchet 3 года назад +29

    17:57 the crossover I need in life.
    t e c h n i c a l

  • @KDog03
    @KDog03 3 года назад +80

    MAY THE 4TH BE WITH YOU BROTHER a day late but it works for this video

    • @theasmrflow
      @theasmrflow 3 года назад +5

      😀

    • @preacher.ofthe.endtimes
      @preacher.ofthe.endtimes 3 года назад +1

      What's may 4th?

    • @KDog03
      @KDog03 3 года назад +5

      @@preacher.ofthe.endtimes its basically star wars day it was yesterday may the 4th get it

    • @KDog03
      @KDog03 3 года назад +1

      @Christian Ball yes it is also my pfp is a skin named chance from a game so I combined the 2 I love bespin

    • @preacher.ofthe.endtimes
      @preacher.ofthe.endtimes 3 года назад

      @@KDog03 OH sorry okay that makes sense I didn't hear about that

  • @pierreblanchet3727
    @pierreblanchet3727 3 года назад +78

    Why do I trust this imperial officier more than my parents-

    • @xavierm681
      @xavierm681 3 года назад +10

      Simple because he's the trustworthy

    • @pate3983
      @pate3983 2 года назад +2

      that doesn't sound good😅

  • @gremlinchet
    @gremlinchet 3 года назад +52

    I'm only about 7 minutes in, but so far this seems like it's going to be 47:32 minutes of this imperial guard simping for the cute rebel he just wants to patch up and convince to get to safety. XD

    • @evagibson800
      @evagibson800 3 года назад +2

      i also like to think that ngl

    • @evagibson800
      @evagibson800 3 года назад +4

      i heard "good little rebel' and went 👀

  • @RealNomadicus
    @RealNomadicus 3 года назад +329

    This man's scope is the reason no one in the empire can aim anything!
    (Edit) Bruh I didn't expect this many likes, lol

    • @LordShrek13
      @LordShrek13 3 года назад +17

      Every main character has plot armor whuch moves blaster fire away from them

    • @Henry-zt9cn
      @Henry-zt9cn 3 года назад +21

      That crooked scope was killing me the entire time. A scope on a pistol/blaster seems like a bad move by the empire in general 😂

    • @Gravvvyyy
      @Gravvvyyy 3 года назад +5

      Bro....don’t you know ANYTHING? Hip fire the pistol from close range and when they are running away you ADS

    • @krazeeninja
      @krazeeninja 3 года назад +8

      I came to the comments just to see if anyone else noticed that. It was bugging the heck out of me. Still love Fred and his voice though.

    • @Henry-zt9cn
      @Henry-zt9cn 3 года назад +2

      @@krazeeninja haha I'm with you there

  • @wavelengthbh
    @wavelengthbh 3 года назад +79

    Fred: I will make sure you are safe on this star destroyer.
    Also Fred: Time to abandon ship.
    Tarkin: You may fire when ready.

  • @tobilonga
    @tobilonga 3 года назад +33

    This guy is sooo professional making ASMR. Fred, your one of the best ASMRtist in ASMR history. Not joking

  • @Anderson12690
    @Anderson12690 3 года назад +20

    If the empire had more officers,admirals and generals like this, I’d join it in a heart beat!!!
    Ps: god I love the background noises, really faint but it adds to the atmosphere, this man needs for subs and viewers!!

  • @Phii33
    @Phii33 3 года назад +18

    Intro: plays
    What’s in the background: an imperial officer stopping you as the intro fades away
    What I see: *“Hey, you. You’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, weren’t you?”*

  • @hiska6340
    @hiska6340 3 года назад +130

    You always have the best outfits

  • @testedhawk
    @testedhawk 3 года назад +18

    Me: I mean with your weapon pointed at me, how could you possibly be "trustworthy"?
    Fred: *I find your lack of faith disturbing*

  • @gergyta9211
    @gergyta9211 3 года назад +50

    Y’all, what if the imperial feels bad because we’re like a kid, think about it. He says his troopers have gone too far, but we all know with rebel it’s shoot to kill or capture no matter what, so injuries are fine. Also, when our imperial pal gets close we are small in comparison. I dunno, it’s been keeping me up since I watched the video and I wanna know if anyone else thought of this or if I’m just crazy and don’t want to feel like I’m short in this video, because I already feel short enough irl 😂😭

    • @jacksonwhitehorn51
      @jacksonwhitehorn51 3 года назад +15

      @Shadow CatFox
      It actually makes sense. Not only could you be a kid but if you are he may be trying to lure you to the empire. Kids are very willing to listen when hurt and have no where to go. If it means you won’t be killed, you are more likely to reason with someone. This could make you notice even little things (like bandaids for a scratch from a stranger). You would listen and follow to ensure your survival.
      Or I’m fucking crazy🤷‍♂️

    • @gergyta9211
      @gergyta9211 3 года назад +1

      @@jacksonwhitehorn51 well, if you’re crazy, I’m crazy as well

    • @jacksonwhitehorn51
      @jacksonwhitehorn51 3 года назад +1

      @@gergyta9211 good to know I’m not alone for once 😂😁

    • @gergyta9211
      @gergyta9211 3 года назад +11

      @@jacksonwhitehorn51 I just thought of another thing, so how the imperial says “I’m not scared of you” but also “I know what you’re capable of” creates a strange power dynamic that a younger person would respect, also feeling validated knowing that a high ranking imperial studied and knows what they can do, but also keeping a kid in line by showing and saying that it’s not fear, just respect meaning that a kid, and most people, wouldn’t try anything

    • @1mol_wAter
      @1mol_wAter Год назад +3

      Just read the entire thing and I absolutely agrees and this is such a good way to look at it. My mind is totally fried and cannot generate anything in the middle of the night but I have to leave this comment here just to appreciate

  • @siristrikes1013
    @siristrikes1013 3 года назад +44

    Taking a trip to coruscant I see

  • @RachASMR
    @RachASMR 3 года назад +14

    *His asmr never fails to give me tingles. I legit got GOOSEBUMPS!!!! That’s when you know he is gifted at what he does*

  • @avavanpelt926
    @avavanpelt926 3 года назад +24

    Ok but why do I always imagine your wife laughing when she sees what your next costume is for your next videos theme. I know id be giggling at my partners outfits but still cheering them on all the while.

    • @MyNameisMessenger
      @MyNameisMessenger 3 года назад +5

      A wholesome combination of amusement and support. 🥰

  • @doniyorjonzuvaydov5922
    @doniyorjonzuvaydov5922 3 года назад +16

    "no im not going to touch my weapon..."
    *proceeds to violate the gun*

  • @sugarhillodotty
    @sugarhillodotty 3 года назад +28

    Everybody gangsta till Thor turns into an ASMRtist imperial

  • @TippyTappyASMR
    @TippyTappyASMR 3 года назад +57

    “that he probably gave you” 💀😂👏🏻

  • @mrstormtrooper8824
    @mrstormtrooper8824 3 года назад +42

    *We need more of this*
    *More!*
    *MORE!*

  • @simondelisle9310
    @simondelisle9310 2 года назад +3

    If the imperials had the amount of charisma that Fred has, most people would be part of the empire. I just feel hypnotised by his stature and way of speaking.

  • @richardcheung3232
    @richardcheung3232 3 года назад +4

    This imperial is quite intelligent, he could easily have killed the rebel the moment he handed over his gun . But he instead chose to gain his trust and attempt to convert him to the empire thus gaining more intelligence on the activities of the rebel, throughout the course of the video we see the rebel blink several times, the first is from blood loss , all the other blinks after that are from the imperials excessive use of bacta a canonical healing agent with near miraculous regenerative properties, it has few side effects but one of them is a sense of slipping out of reality, even possibly falling unconscious , a clever way to dull the rebels thoughts, and potentially manipulate him to join the empire, but after the rebel firmly rejects his offer a outcome he believed to be most likely, he doses him up even further to hinder his opponent’s ability to properly use his blaster, allowing him to either be killed or captured when he enters the hanger to a group of stormtroopers.

  • @bigbrainbrad5784
    @bigbrainbrad5784 3 года назад +23

    Not claiming to have come up with this idea, but I would sell a kidney for Fred to do a Ralof from Skyrim roleplay

  • @MariPerez-hv4jl
    @MariPerez-hv4jl 3 года назад +11

    I really imagined talking to him and insisting that he would never make me part of the Empire 😂
    I hope I'm not the only one who blushed a little for the help, in my opinion the imperial was a true gentleman 🥺😳

  • @petergagan707
    @petergagan707 3 года назад +12

    Will never get tired of the Star Wars themed videos. Well done Fred! What accent is he doing? His inflections were all over the shop lol

  • @michaeltavarez5586
    @michaeltavarez5586 3 года назад +50

    I guess you can say this asmr is out of this world

  • @maggieballew8629
    @maggieballew8629 3 года назад +7

    A little bit of Agent Callus and Admital Thrawn. Awesome. I almost believe that I'll make it out alive.

  • @chasemiles2166
    @chasemiles2166 3 года назад +7

    “Never say no to Bacta”

  • @carnageseaker5936
    @carnageseaker5936 2 года назад +3

    fred: im not going to touch the weapon also fred: touches the weapon

  • @heartoffire5902
    @heartoffire5902 3 года назад

    These Imperial Officer RPs are definitely among my top favorite ASMRs of all. Your mannerisms, dialogue, environments, and narratives are so well put together. It's both incredibly relaxing, and very exciting to experience these stories and perspectives. Admiral Fred is wonderful.

  • @CanadianVader
    @CanadianVader 3 года назад +11

    As a Darth Vader Cosplayer, you and I both know Vader wouldn’t allow this.

  • @MoskaFleur
    @MoskaFleur Год назад +1

    There's this subtle hum in the background that's really doing it for me here, my brain is melting, I love it.

  • @skinnyj123
    @skinnyj123 3 года назад +7

    You'd think the empire pays admiral fred good enough for him to get new officer gloves

  • @junimoony
    @junimoony 2 года назад +1

    I love how during the Raycon Sponsor Part, Jedi Fred is meditating with the Raycons, whilst what I believe is Order 66 happens in the background. The way he opened his eyes in pure shock and horror was immaculate.
    Love the way he puts comedy into the sponsor ship snd makes it entertaining while still showing the product and maintaining relaxation. It’s great.

  • @valkyrie7359
    @valkyrie7359 3 года назад +3

    I *absolutely* love this roleplay!!!!! 💓Fred- thank you so much for making this video, I've already watched it three times and I can tell it's going to be a real favorite!!!!😊👍

  • @noobmaster7141
    @noobmaster7141 3 года назад +10

    I’ve never been so relaxed when a gun is pointed at my head

  • @Bloviated
    @Bloviated 3 года назад +9

    When he said “before we begin” I thought he was gonna thank our sponsor raid shadow legends.

  • @Blundabus1337
    @Blundabus1337 Год назад +1

    This is giving me the pit of dispair from princess bride vibes where the guy is healed before being tortured, which always triggered my asmr.

  • @KeithH02
    @KeithH02 3 года назад +4

    I love the differnt ideas fred has for characters in his clips ! Keeps his channel entertaining. Great work on your channel my friend !

  • @nixel9691
    @nixel9691 Год назад +2

    Hearing a imperial care about me is like hearing a jedi say they love me

  • @KEYBLADE4BUY2
    @KEYBLADE4BUY2 3 года назад +4

    I'd love to see a reversal of this soon too! (rebel patches an imperial I mean)

  • @CoBros
    @CoBros 3 года назад +1

    I don't know much about star wars but I always liked those plaque insignias that look like gum. I looked up to see the different ranks and today I learned that fred is not just any imperial... BUT AN ADMIRAL! WE SHOULD FEEL HONORED.

  • @carterjury9591
    @carterjury9591 3 года назад +4

    He must be a very friendly imperial no doubt.

  • @Adelphos12
    @Adelphos12 2 года назад +1

    I'm very invested in the injured pilot's story arc now.

  • @washabifudakuru
    @washabifudakuru 3 года назад +5

    So good and captivating. Had me smiling so much as well lol. Thanks Fred.

  • @jamesmaestro5390
    @jamesmaestro5390 3 года назад +2

    Wow...the death star ambience “rumble” in the background is perfect!!! Thanks Fred!! The force will be with you.....always.

  • @Suguru_Geto69
    @Suguru_Geto69 3 года назад +8

    Plot Twist: all of the the stormtroopers were listening to fred doing asmr through the door and they all fell asleep and the rebel (You) got away.

  • @Mrgameboi
    @Mrgameboi Год назад +2

    30:36 "shish, that must be a baaaaaaddd wound" 💀

  • @anima7764
    @anima7764 3 года назад +3

    So this is what Thor got up to with the guardians of the galaxy

  • @publicaccessafterhours2578
    @publicaccessafterhours2578 2 года назад +2

    I like the idea that this dude shot you in a storm trooper uniform, hid to go change into his normal Imperial uniform, and then came back to offer assistance and just lied about there being any traps just to more easily mindgame you

  • @Maiquior83
    @Maiquior83 3 года назад +7

    5:21 I get that Dooku/Obi-wan interrogation scene reference right there. Clever.

  • @xxmephxx
    @xxmephxx 10 месяцев назад

    for the first 10 minutes, i was fully expecting it to end with him being like "okay guys they finally passed out from blood loss. cuff 'em." and the storm troopers come out from hiding nearby. the idea that this is an actual strategy by the officer is hilarious to me

  • @bot-echo2682
    @bot-echo2682 3 года назад +4

    7:39
    A suprise to be sure, but a welcome one

    • @tomtv0265
      @tomtv0265 3 года назад

      “ your majesty if I’m elected I promise to put an end to corruption “ hmm how did that work out for u sheev??

    • @bot-echo2682
      @bot-echo2682 3 года назад

      @@tomtv0265 I am the senate

  • @EdoSora47
    @EdoSora47 3 года назад +2

    “Lower that weapon of yours.”
    *holding a lightsaber*
    “What, this? Oh, this is just my glow stick. Yeah, I heard there was a sweet party going on behind those hangar doors... Heh.”

  • @sjnxsjxyn
    @sjnxsjxyn 3 года назад +3

    You are literally the only channel where I actually thoroughly enjoy watching the ads and sponsorships😂

  • @elladouglas5794
    @elladouglas5794 2 года назад +2

    Ngl, this is the kind of Imperial officer I would want to run into.

  • @TheJerm43
    @TheJerm43 3 года назад +19

    Day 2 of asking Fred for another “tingly tea” video

  • @Synthshot
    @Synthshot 2 года назад +1

    Fred: "What are you going to do for me?"
    Me: "I'll make you weet-bix"

  • @Septus_The_Bloated
    @Septus_The_Bloated 3 года назад +16

    Thank you for patching me up man, may the- hold on *Casually checks calendar* may the 5TH be with you. If only it was the 4TH.

  • @AmaraTheTransFemboy
    @AmaraTheTransFemboy 7 месяцев назад +1

    Can we agree that stormtroopers have redesigned muskets because of their terrible accuracy

  • @PriscilaOliveira-ws9lv
    @PriscilaOliveira-ws9lv 3 года назад +4

    I'm Brazilian, and I don't understand English so well, but I love your videos☺

  • @KirasRift
    @KirasRift 3 года назад

    Any rebel would be sceptical, and yet you give of a sense of humanity most of the empire doesn't. I.. respect it. May the force be with you.

  • @JohannesiGuido
    @JohannesiGuido 3 года назад +9

    Hope you all have a great day! And happy belated May 4th!

    • @anaztrooper5138
      @anaztrooper5138 3 года назад

      But be aware of the revenge of the fifth

  • @Dalek194
    @Dalek194 3 года назад +1

    I know that rude is Fred's thing, but I really love the juxtaposition of how nice and caring this guy is 😂 - he seems like the type to take in a stray cat in the supermarket car park.

  • @aidanjude2110
    @aidanjude2110 3 года назад +8

    The title did give me a small exhale through the nose laugh.

  • @pedroazeredo1964
    @pedroazeredo1964 3 года назад +1

    Its 6 AM here in Brazil, played metal gear the whole night and I'm so high right now I feel like I'm dying and you're staring into my soul

  • @tomtv0265
    @tomtv0265 3 года назад +4

    28:28 Fred loves his death sticks 😂😂

  • @dramanea
    @dramanea 3 года назад +2

    You, my man, are a poet, and this is goddamn cinema I tell you

  • @niharc
    @niharc 3 года назад +3

    MAY THE 4TH BE WITH MY FELLOW JEDI AND PADAWANS.

  • @StLucyfer
    @StLucyfer 3 года назад +1

    I know "patches" is meant as a verb here, but as soon as I read "Imperial Patches", my Dark Souls instinct kicked in. This guy can't be The Trustworthy...

  • @queeninthenorth5956
    @queeninthenorth5956 3 года назад +6

    Happy Revenge of the fifth! ❤️🖤

  • @TheBadassMan
    @TheBadassMan Год назад +2

    I noticed something, maybe it’s nothing but hear me out. Maybe this guy defected to the Empire from the Republic? (According to what I’ve heard in SWTOR. Play it btw, it’s awesome.) They said in a mission that everyone who have grown up on Imperial controlled worlds speak with British accents so I would assume that it’s the same with the American accent in Republic controlled worlds. It’s a nice detail Fred added if that is the case. This Imperial grew up on a Republican world but switched sides. Would explain why he is so helpful and sympathetic towards YOU aka The Rebels.

  • @PralieneASMR
    @PralieneASMR 3 года назад +3

    Wait. Who exactly gave me these? 🤔

  • @Itszirah
    @Itszirah 3 года назад +2

    I appreciate the ads being at the end cause we get to at least enjoy the asmr without ads disturbing us midway

  • @RayneDr0ps
    @RayneDr0ps 3 года назад +4

    You except me to believe a storm trooper actually hit me?!