The new way to get kids to clean: EXTENDABLE MOP LIGHTSABER!!!! Dual mop heads for extra cleaning power!!!!! Clean like darth maul on the trash planet!!!!!! Cmon man you know you’d buy one 👀
The cool thing about this is that he doesn't have to really act like a specific person because he could be an alien, droid, or simply a human. That's one of the beauties of StarWars
Your a partial main character since they can’t hit main characters but they will execute any small role character so we are seeing through the eyes of a side character.
May the 4th be with you!!! You know he tried to upload yesterday but them damn rebels where blocking his communications! Luckily he got through for us!
I saw a video which made a lot of sense and it wasn’t because the sights were off In a new hope (the movie that set stormtroopers to be a “bad shot”) the troopers are only missing because they want them all alive I forget the video but if you want to know more just look it up, it was pretty intriguing and interesting
I need a Star Wars character who talks like this, like an imperial scientist who calmly talks to people while performing horrible experiments on them in the name of the Empire.
With the release of the Bad Batch, perhaps a Clone Style asmr is in order. - Clone healing facility - Clone or Jedi commander talking to us (the shiny) - You (Tarkin) slandering us [battered] Clones
Vice Admiral Fred: *spends the last 45 minutes tending to a wounded rebel* Troopers: *immediately kill the rebel after Vice Admiral Fred releases him* Vice Admiral Fred: 😐
If the empire had more officers,admirals and generals like this, I’d join it in a heart beat!!! Ps: god I love the background noises, really faint but it adds to the atmosphere, this man needs for subs and viewers!!
Ok but why do I always imagine your wife laughing when she sees what your next costume is for your next videos theme. I know id be giggling at my partners outfits but still cheering them on all the while.
Intro: plays What’s in the background: an imperial officer stopping you as the intro fades away What I see: *“Hey, you. You’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, weren’t you?”*
I'm only about 7 minutes in, but so far this seems like it's going to be 47:32 minutes of this imperial guard simping for the cute rebel he just wants to patch up and convince to get to safety. XD
Y’all, what if the imperial feels bad because we’re like a kid, think about it. He says his troopers have gone too far, but we all know with rebel it’s shoot to kill or capture no matter what, so injuries are fine. Also, when our imperial pal gets close we are small in comparison. I dunno, it’s been keeping me up since I watched the video and I wanna know if anyone else thought of this or if I’m just crazy and don’t want to feel like I’m short in this video, because I already feel short enough irl 😂😭
@Shadow CatFox It actually makes sense. Not only could you be a kid but if you are he may be trying to lure you to the empire. Kids are very willing to listen when hurt and have no where to go. If it means you won’t be killed, you are more likely to reason with someone. This could make you notice even little things (like bandaids for a scratch from a stranger). You would listen and follow to ensure your survival. Or I’m fucking crazy🤷♂️
@@jacksonwhitehorn51 I just thought of another thing, so how the imperial says “I’m not scared of you” but also “I know what you’re capable of” creates a strange power dynamic that a younger person would respect, also feeling validated knowing that a high ranking imperial studied and knows what they can do, but also keeping a kid in line by showing and saying that it’s not fear, just respect meaning that a kid, and most people, wouldn’t try anything
Just read the entire thing and I absolutely agrees and this is such a good way to look at it. My mind is totally fried and cannot generate anything in the middle of the night but I have to leave this comment here just to appreciate
If the imperials had the amount of charisma that Fred has, most people would be part of the empire. I just feel hypnotised by his stature and way of speaking.
This imperial is quite intelligent, he could easily have killed the rebel the moment he handed over his gun . But he instead chose to gain his trust and attempt to convert him to the empire thus gaining more intelligence on the activities of the rebel, throughout the course of the video we see the rebel blink several times, the first is from blood loss , all the other blinks after that are from the imperials excessive use of bacta a canonical healing agent with near miraculous regenerative properties, it has few side effects but one of them is a sense of slipping out of reality, even possibly falling unconscious , a clever way to dull the rebels thoughts, and potentially manipulate him to join the empire, but after the rebel firmly rejects his offer a outcome he believed to be most likely, he doses him up even further to hinder his opponent’s ability to properly use his blaster, allowing him to either be killed or captured when he enters the hanger to a group of stormtroopers.
I really imagined talking to him and insisting that he would never make me part of the Empire 😂 I hope I'm not the only one who blushed a little for the help, in my opinion the imperial was a true gentleman 🥺😳
These Imperial Officer RPs are definitely among my top favorite ASMRs of all. Your mannerisms, dialogue, environments, and narratives are so well put together. It's both incredibly relaxing, and very exciting to experience these stories and perspectives. Admiral Fred is wonderful.
I love how during the Raycon Sponsor Part, Jedi Fred is meditating with the Raycons, whilst what I believe is Order 66 happens in the background. The way he opened his eyes in pure shock and horror was immaculate. Love the way he puts comedy into the sponsor ship snd makes it entertaining while still showing the product and maintaining relaxation. It’s great.
I don't know much about star wars but I always liked those plaque insignias that look like gum. I looked up to see the different ranks and today I learned that fred is not just any imperial... BUT AN ADMIRAL! WE SHOULD FEEL HONORED.
I *absolutely* love this roleplay!!!!! 💓Fred- thank you so much for making this video, I've already watched it three times and I can tell it's going to be a real favorite!!!!😊👍
“Lower that weapon of yours.” *holding a lightsaber* “What, this? Oh, this is just my glow stick. Yeah, I heard there was a sweet party going on behind those hangar doors... Heh.”
for the first 10 minutes, i was fully expecting it to end with him being like "okay guys they finally passed out from blood loss. cuff 'em." and the storm troopers come out from hiding nearby. the idea that this is an actual strategy by the officer is hilarious to me
I know that rude is Fred's thing, but I really love the juxtaposition of how nice and caring this guy is 😂 - he seems like the type to take in a stray cat in the supermarket car park.
I like the idea that this dude shot you in a storm trooper uniform, hid to go change into his normal Imperial uniform, and then came back to offer assistance and just lied about there being any traps just to more easily mindgame you
I noticed something, maybe it’s nothing but hear me out. Maybe this guy defected to the Empire from the Republic? (According to what I’ve heard in SWTOR. Play it btw, it’s awesome.) They said in a mission that everyone who have grown up on Imperial controlled worlds speak with British accents so I would assume that it’s the same with the American accent in Republic controlled worlds. It’s a nice detail Fred added if that is the case. This Imperial grew up on a Republican world but switched sides. Would explain why he is so helpful and sympathetic towards YOU aka The Rebels.
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“I’m going to put this weapon away, and I won’t be touching it” *gently caresses gun for the next minute*
"No, I am not the liar. I am the trustworthy"
This man could write a sonnet to rival Shakespeare
Or 1984 part two 👀
True lol
Trickster 100 Sneak 100
03:42 *THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID*
@@m0-m0597 Fred: Ah, a poet to rival my skill. A worthy opponent. Our Battle Will Be LEGENDARY!!!!
Fred: Making Imperial officers more pleasant than barbers.
Barbers are better because of the spray bottles and mic shaving
Maybe it’s just a personal trauma of his?
ThAtS a GoOd iDeA
@@QUEENUWU-5432 ye
My barber tried to kill me once.
Fred: "I'm very concerned for you"
Me: *Looks at blaster pointed directly at my head* "Clearly...."
I was thinking the same thing
have you ever seen one of these guns hit something?
@@leninthebeaniesouhacker.2459No, startroopers aim is worse than a cripple with Parkinsons disease.
@@leninthebeaniesouhacker.2459 what’s even better is that the sight is visibly off.
“ lower that weapon of yours. “
* holding a mop*
“ ....I’m just the janitor.”
so you wanna do this the hard way huh?
That mop will be a fine addition to my collection
@@UltimateDudeGuy 😭
The new way to get kids to clean:
EXTENDABLE MOP LIGHTSABER!!!!
Dual mop heads for extra cleaning power!!!!!
Clean like darth maul on the trash planet!!!!!!
Cmon man you know you’d buy one 👀
@@Snakekiller2317 I’d buy one if they did damage as well you know?
Petition to cast Fred in the next Star Wars movie as an Imperial Officer
If that happens that would be so awesome 💯
Yes
Mandalorian season 3 perhaps 👀
where must i sine🖊📃
ASMR choked by Vader.
The cool thing about this is that he doesn't have to really act like a specific person because he could be an alien, droid, or simply a human. That's one of the beauties of StarWars
using bandages on a droid doesnt seem that much efficient really xD
@@loyalik pretty sure he meant Fred’s acting
@@karamellkungend2444 oh right
I mean,the empire were rather xenophobic towards aliens and it was rare for them to see them in the ranks.With the exception of Thrawn.Il shut up now.
@@cdulez I'm just saying in general
Do a Ralof asmr (“Hey your finally awake”guy from Skyrim)
GOD YES PLS PLS PLS
i beg of you to ask him until he does
That would be perfect!
@@jaydengamerzzz i will do it
Now this is something I want to see! 🤣
Props to that stormtrooper who ACTUALLY hit me
😂
No you misunderstand stormtroopers fire very precise warning shots, as to not hit you but to warn you that they could hit you if they wanted to.
Your a partial main character since they can’t hit main characters but they will execute any small role character so we are seeing through the eyes of a side character.
True 😂
9:53
“i’m not gonna be touching this weapon”
*proceeds to touch weapon*
The “TRUSTWORTHY”
I thought the same thing! 😂
May the 4th be with you!!! You know he tried to upload yesterday but them damn rebels where blocking his communications! Luckily he got through for us!
Never forget: Revenge of the Fifth!
I liked...unliked and liked again. Just for you.
revenge of the 5th...
Honestly brutal title. Atleast you were honest 😄😄
What I said was true, from a certain point of view
@@FredsVoice well then you are lost!
@@FredsVoice a certain point of view?
@@FredsVoice The jedi are evil in my point of view
420 likes nice
So THAT'S why stormtroopers and imperials often miss their shots! The scope alignment explains everything 43:20
I haven’t watched the whole thing....you’re saying he pulls it back out!?
@@Gravvvyyy yes, he whips it out again
The scope is off the entire time and it brings me great pain
lmao
🤣
I saw a video which made a lot of sense and it wasn’t because the sights were off
In a new hope (the movie that set stormtroopers to be a “bad shot”) the troopers are only missing because they want them all alive
I forget the video but if you want to know more just look it up, it was pretty intriguing and interesting
“No I am not the liar I am the trustworthy”
This guy would probably be good at among us
Fred: ‘My Storm Troopers have gone too far this time’
Yeah, for the first time they didn’t miss
I need a Star Wars character who talks like this, like an imperial scientist who calmly talks to people while performing horrible experiments on them in the name of the Empire.
Did you mean: _The Kaminoans_
@@yourfriendlyneighbourhoodb2688 He means grand admiral thrawn.
Directer Krennics aspirations asmr
Bad batch season 2
*Fred getting ready to put bandage on* 32:34
Rebel that notices the bits and pieces of his glove sticking to it: 👁👄👁
Don't worry it must be very sanitary, he's an Imperial officer after all
That pfp lookin pretty weird bro
@@gavinwardrip3511I have the power to clean any household stains
The only youtuber I actually watch the Ad's.
Forreal, and I watch many asmrists lol
Me:bleeding out.
Fred:showing me all of the bandages and equipment.
The sights on the gun being so far off makes it feel authentic
Fred: Lower your weapon, rebel.
Also Fred: Do you mind if I lower my weapon.
Me thinks the Jedi mind tricked Fred!
With the release of the Bad Batch, perhaps a Clone Style asmr is in order.
- Clone healing facility
- Clone or Jedi commander talking to us (the shiny)
- You (Tarkin) slandering us [battered] Clones
YESSS!!!!!
Yisss
Love that the Imperial characters have the leather gloves as motif. Lovely sounds!
"You can't make bad look good!"
Fred:
H o l d M y B l a s t e r .
Why do I trust this imperial officier more than my parents-
Simple because he's the trustworthy
that doesn't sound good😅
This man's scope is the reason no one in the empire can aim anything!
(Edit) Bruh I didn't expect this many likes, lol
Every main character has plot armor whuch moves blaster fire away from them
That crooked scope was killing me the entire time. A scope on a pistol/blaster seems like a bad move by the empire in general 😂
Bro....don’t you know ANYTHING? Hip fire the pistol from close range and when they are running away you ADS
I came to the comments just to see if anyone else noticed that. It was bugging the heck out of me. Still love Fred and his voice though.
@@krazeeninja haha I'm with you there
Vice Admiral Fred: *spends the last 45 minutes tending to a wounded rebel*
Troopers: *immediately kill the rebel after Vice Admiral Fred releases him*
Vice Admiral Fred: 😐
He's actually an admiral due to him having 2 lines of 6 instead of 5 also he is wearing his rank thing upside down lol
@@Chloenorton7269 ah a true star wars enjoyer
@@wyattxu9765 I try my best
This guy is sooo professional making ASMR. Fred, your one of the best ASMRtist in ASMR history. Not joking
17:57 the crossover I need in life.
t e c h n i c a l
So very *T E C N I C O L*
Me: I mean with your weapon pointed at me, how could you possibly be "trustworthy"?
Fred: *I find your lack of faith disturbing*
Fred: I will make sure you are safe on this star destroyer.
Also Fred: Time to abandon ship.
Tarkin: You may fire when ready.
#RestoreTheSnyderVerse
@@azgabriel2017 nobody cares
@@paxington5822 I care
This needs to comeback😭 I’ve watched this countless times…nice imperial officers wasn’t something I knew I needed😭
*His asmr never fails to give me tingles. I legit got GOOSEBUMPS!!!! That’s when you know he is gifted at what he does*
If the empire had more officers,admirals and generals like this, I’d join it in a heart beat!!!
Ps: god I love the background noises, really faint but it adds to the atmosphere, this man needs for subs and viewers!!
MAY THE 4TH BE WITH YOU BROTHER a day late but it works for this video
😀
What's may 4th?
@@preacher.ofthe.endtimes its basically star wars day it was yesterday may the 4th get it
@Christian Ball yes it is also my pfp is a skin named chance from a game so I combined the 2 I love bespin
@@KDog03 OH sorry okay that makes sense I didn't hear about that
You always have the best outfits
Wibu
Passion/dedication shows.
"no im not going to touch my weapon..."
*proceeds to violate the gun*
Ok but why do I always imagine your wife laughing when she sees what your next costume is for your next videos theme. I know id be giggling at my partners outfits but still cheering them on all the while.
A wholesome combination of amusement and support. 🥰
Taking a trip to coruscant I see
Intro: plays
What’s in the background: an imperial officer stopping you as the intro fades away
What I see: *“Hey, you. You’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border, weren’t you?”*
Everybody gangsta till Thor turns into an ASMRtist imperial
I'm only about 7 minutes in, but so far this seems like it's going to be 47:32 minutes of this imperial guard simping for the cute rebel he just wants to patch up and convince to get to safety. XD
i also like to think that ngl
i heard "good little rebel' and went 👀
Y’all, what if the imperial feels bad because we’re like a kid, think about it. He says his troopers have gone too far, but we all know with rebel it’s shoot to kill or capture no matter what, so injuries are fine. Also, when our imperial pal gets close we are small in comparison. I dunno, it’s been keeping me up since I watched the video and I wanna know if anyone else thought of this or if I’m just crazy and don’t want to feel like I’m short in this video, because I already feel short enough irl 😂😭
@Shadow CatFox
It actually makes sense. Not only could you be a kid but if you are he may be trying to lure you to the empire. Kids are very willing to listen when hurt and have no where to go. If it means you won’t be killed, you are more likely to reason with someone. This could make you notice even little things (like bandaids for a scratch from a stranger). You would listen and follow to ensure your survival.
Or I’m fucking crazy🤷♂️
@@jacksonwhitehorn51 well, if you’re crazy, I’m crazy as well
@@gergyta9211 good to know I’m not alone for once 😂😁
@@jacksonwhitehorn51 I just thought of another thing, so how the imperial says “I’m not scared of you” but also “I know what you’re capable of” creates a strange power dynamic that a younger person would respect, also feeling validated knowing that a high ranking imperial studied and knows what they can do, but also keeping a kid in line by showing and saying that it’s not fear, just respect meaning that a kid, and most people, wouldn’t try anything
Just read the entire thing and I absolutely agrees and this is such a good way to look at it. My mind is totally fried and cannot generate anything in the middle of the night but I have to leave this comment here just to appreciate
“that he probably gave you” 💀😂👏🏻
Hey dude I watch you
*We need more of this*
*More!*
*MORE!*
You need "more" likes for this
UNLIMITED!
I guess you can say this asmr is out of this world
😂😂😂
HAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA 😑
Get out now
If the imperials had the amount of charisma that Fred has, most people would be part of the empire. I just feel hypnotised by his stature and way of speaking.
This imperial is quite intelligent, he could easily have killed the rebel the moment he handed over his gun . But he instead chose to gain his trust and attempt to convert him to the empire thus gaining more intelligence on the activities of the rebel, throughout the course of the video we see the rebel blink several times, the first is from blood loss , all the other blinks after that are from the imperials excessive use of bacta a canonical healing agent with near miraculous regenerative properties, it has few side effects but one of them is a sense of slipping out of reality, even possibly falling unconscious , a clever way to dull the rebels thoughts, and potentially manipulate him to join the empire, but after the rebel firmly rejects his offer a outcome he believed to be most likely, he doses him up even further to hinder his opponent’s ability to properly use his blaster, allowing him to either be killed or captured when he enters the hanger to a group of stormtroopers.
There's this subtle hum in the background that's really doing it for me here, my brain is melting, I love it.
A little bit of Agent Callus and Admital Thrawn. Awesome. I almost believe that I'll make it out alive.
fred: im not going to touch the weapon also fred: touches the weapon
I really imagined talking to him and insisting that he would never make me part of the Empire 😂
I hope I'm not the only one who blushed a little for the help, in my opinion the imperial was a true gentleman 🥺😳
These Imperial Officer RPs are definitely among my top favorite ASMRs of all. Your mannerisms, dialogue, environments, and narratives are so well put together. It's both incredibly relaxing, and very exciting to experience these stories and perspectives. Admiral Fred is wonderful.
Will never get tired of the Star Wars themed videos. Well done Fred! What accent is he doing? His inflections were all over the shop lol
I kept wondering too 😂
I love how during the Raycon Sponsor Part, Jedi Fred is meditating with the Raycons, whilst what I believe is Order 66 happens in the background. The way he opened his eyes in pure shock and horror was immaculate.
Love the way he puts comedy into the sponsor ship snd makes it entertaining while still showing the product and maintaining relaxation. It’s great.
“Never say no to Bacta”
30:36 "shish, that must be a baaaaaaddd wound" 💀
I’ve never been so relaxed when a gun is pointed at my head
As a Darth Vader Cosplayer, you and I both know Vader wouldn’t allow this.
Its for giving rebels Stockholm Syndrom.
You'd think the empire pays admiral fred good enough for him to get new officer gloves
This is giving me the pit of dispair from princess bride vibes where the guy is healed before being tortured, which always triggered my asmr.
When he said “before we begin” I thought he was gonna thank our sponsor raid shadow legends.
I'm very invested in the injured pilot's story arc now.
I love the differnt ideas fred has for characters in his clips ! Keeps his channel entertaining. Great work on your channel my friend !
I don't know much about star wars but I always liked those plaque insignias that look like gum. I looked up to see the different ranks and today I learned that fred is not just any imperial... BUT AN ADMIRAL! WE SHOULD FEEL HONORED.
I'd love to see a reversal of this soon too! (rebel patches an imperial I mean)
Wow...the death star ambience “rumble” in the background is perfect!!! Thanks Fred!! The force will be with you.....always.
So good and captivating. Had me smiling so much as well lol. Thanks Fred.
Hearing a imperial care about me is like hearing a jedi say they love me
I *absolutely* love this roleplay!!!!! 💓Fred- thank you so much for making this video, I've already watched it three times and I can tell it's going to be a real favorite!!!!😊👍
Its 6 AM here in Brazil, played metal gear the whole night and I'm so high right now I feel like I'm dying and you're staring into my soul
He must be a very friendly imperial no doubt.
favorite part 23:00
Plot Twist: all of the the stormtroopers were listening to fred doing asmr through the door and they all fell asleep and the rebel (You) got away.
Fred: "What are you going to do for me?"
Me: "I'll make you weet-bix"
7:39
A suprise to be sure, but a welcome one
“ your majesty if I’m elected I promise to put an end to corruption “ hmm how did that work out for u sheev??
@@tomtv0265 I am the senate
You, my man, are a poet, and this is goddamn cinema I tell you
So this is what Thor got up to with the guardians of the galaxy
Ngl, this is the kind of Imperial officer I would want to run into.
You are literally the only channel where I actually thoroughly enjoy watching the ads and sponsorships😂
“Lower that weapon of yours.”
*holding a lightsaber*
“What, this? Oh, this is just my glow stick. Yeah, I heard there was a sweet party going on behind those hangar doors... Heh.”
5:21 I get that Dooku/Obi-wan interrogation scene reference right there. Clever.
This is the calmest stand off in the history of ever
Day 2 of asking Fred for another “tingly tea” video
for the first 10 minutes, i was fully expecting it to end with him being like "okay guys they finally passed out from blood loss. cuff 'em." and the storm troopers come out from hiding nearby. the idea that this is an actual strategy by the officer is hilarious to me
I'm Brazilian, and I don't understand English so well, but I love your videos☺
@Heitor Naves Ah oi☺
I know that rude is Fred's thing, but I really love the juxtaposition of how nice and caring this guy is 😂 - he seems like the type to take in a stray cat in the supermarket car park.
28:28 Fred loves his death sticks 😂😂
Can we agree that stormtroopers have redesigned muskets because of their terrible accuracy
Thank you for patching me up man, may the- hold on *Casually checks calendar* may the 5TH be with you. If only it was the 4TH.
Revenge of the Fifth
I appreciate the ads being at the end cause we get to at least enjoy the asmr without ads disturbing us midway
The title did give me a small exhale through the nose laugh.
Any rebel would be sceptical, and yet you give of a sense of humanity most of the empire doesn't. I.. respect it. May the force be with you.
MAY THE 4TH BE WITH MY FELLOW JEDI AND PADAWANS.
Dark side better
@@bigjfoodreviews May I execute order 66 on him?
@@DmytroHreskiv yes
@@bigjfoodreviews This will be done.
@@bigjfoodreviews So anyway I start blasting
I like the idea that this dude shot you in a storm trooper uniform, hid to go change into his normal Imperial uniform, and then came back to offer assistance and just lied about there being any traps just to more easily mindgame you
Hope you all have a great day! And happy belated May 4th!
But be aware of the revenge of the fifth
Man I have been waiting for your imperial officer series to be continued! YASSSSS
Happy Revenge of the fifth! ❤️🖤
I noticed something, maybe it’s nothing but hear me out. Maybe this guy defected to the Empire from the Republic? (According to what I’ve heard in SWTOR. Play it btw, it’s awesome.) They said in a mission that everyone who have grown up on Imperial controlled worlds speak with British accents so I would assume that it’s the same with the American accent in Republic controlled worlds. It’s a nice detail Fred added if that is the case. This Imperial grew up on a Republican world but switched sides. Would explain why he is so helpful and sympathetic towards YOU aka The Rebels.
Ahah, I love this outfit 😍😅