I was raised a farmer in Southern Appalachia, so, when I got to Malon and later Lon Lon Ranch back in '99, I was so hyped, especially when Talon jokingly suggested Link marry Malon when they grew up. I've always been a farmer's daughter kind of guy; Exhibit A: Tadokoro Megumi.
@@mihaviteznik5231 I don’t it’s been _officially_ confirmed, but there are a few hints that TP Link is descended from OOT Link and Malon. Which is still more than any other OOT girls got.
Zelda: (*Points at BOTW Link*) You're Link! (*Points at Toon Link*) You're Link! (*Points at Wolf Link*) You're Link! (*Points at Green cap Link*) You're Link! Are there any other Links I'm missing? TV cartoon Link: Well excuuUUuuse me princess!
Excuse me, sir, that quote is misattributed. "Well excuse me, princess" comes from the TV cartoon version of Link, not the CDi version. If you're interested in quotes from CDi Link, contemporary favourites include: "I can't _wait_ to bomb some Dodongos!" "It sure is boooring around here..." "When I'm crouching, you can make me do the Duck Walk!" "I guess _that's_ worth a kiss, huh?" _He gets rejected_ "I won!"
With the Zelda meme, it is implied in Twilight Princess that Link ended up with Malon after the events of Ocarina of Time and Majora’s Mask, because the starting place in Twilight Princess is a farmland, and the Link in that one is a descendent of Ocarina Of Time Link.
Him being a farmer doesn't mean much. In TP the hero's shade (which is supposed to be OoT Link [nonsensically after only 100 years]) is depicted in full knight gear, meaning he wasn't a farmer but a knight. OoT Link is also descended from royal knights.
Given that "blonde" is the feminine version of that word, I guess we all know what you prefer. And given some of the characters who can dominate either one in their femboy outings . . . there's a lot of people who'd agree. ("Blond" is the masculine, by the by)
The most outlandishly fantastical thing about those couplings is the idea that the girl wrestled or wrangled the impossibly strong guy. Those pairings really sorely misrepresent to young women-to-be what sort of commitments men of that caliber would expect in order to settle down
Honestly I’ve never really got the whole grower vs shower thing (I’m a girl so maybe I don’t have much to say in this) but a fluffer is a fluffer no matter what size it is.
@@Kyubbigirl I think it just comes from the belief that women like bigger ones (which is true in certain cases, or can be the opposite in others). But honestly to me, size only matters to see who's on top.
Noble: "You guys really like the crazy eyed ladies" Noble noble noble.. the internet loves crazy girls. I mean look at all the yanderes out there.. And dont get me started on Toga from MHA, or Kurumi from Date a live..
Noble I've been watching you since I was 15 I'm 21 this year and I've come to realise all my degenerative weeb activities are your fault...thank you king
So Mukbang's origins are both more wholesome, but also much sadder than you may think. In Korea and other Eastern Asian cultures eating is a very communal experience... well I mean eating has traditionally been communal in all cultures, but in these countries its a serious touchstone for familial connection. So now in this modern age, people are more likely to move out and far away from old family and friends, university students in dorms or going to the big city... you can't really eat with the family, except now we have voice chats and webcams that allow you to connect with people. Well some people don't have that family in general, so some industrious content creators started making videos and streams eating alongside their viewers, and it got really popular, and when something gets popular, E-Girls find a way to put their tits in it.
@@lilchristuten7568 Or it could be the people just like seeing the Gerudo in different colors honestly. And who can blame em? Personally i like the ones wearing green better
Nah, Rouge the Bat gets so much more high quality content than Amy. Granted both get really good content, but oh man the amount of quality Rouge has is outstanding.
10:42 Actually there is a homework assignment I wish I could find. I don’t remember the prompt but I ended up writing a second person story about a magic tower that teleported you into picturesque scenes in paintings. And it was amazing. My teacher said they’d never seen someone do second person (think DND narration) that well for that long without knowing what it was.
Read the first volume and it had me running right back at the bookstore to buy the rest. This thing is a gem and the translators are having a blast with it which makes it even better !
I'm a data hoarder. I actually still have nearly every digital project and essay I worked on in school saved either in an ACTUAL homework folder or on a flash drive somewhere. My "offbrand" folder is instead hidden in the random crap folder I put on my desktop for all the shortcuts I couldn't otherwise categorize.
Ashley: “Elf girl Offbrand is getting too old!? Have Mommy Offbrand, Lily!” Lily: “Stop it!? I’m trying to enjoy the animation, Ashley!?” Nux with Noble: “Ah? There back it again? So which one you like?” Noble: (Seeing the sequels with Ntr) “None of them!?”
another fantastic video. loved the memes and the reactions. but to comment on the homework folder bit. legit everyone knows what it means when they see a "homework" folder. even years ago back in high school, definitely after I turned 18 of course, I just was naming the one on my laptop some version of "you and I both know what's in here. don't open it." then people either know you have one (big deal, lots of people do) but don't know what you're into. or if they open it and try to use what's inside against you, you can know damn well it wasn't an accident and turn the pervert accusations back on them. CHECKMATE!
10:10 don't worry she doesn't look like a person who knows that you need to empty the recycling bin to permanently delete the folder. There is still hope!! xD
Once again Carols mother was canonically inpregnated at 13 by a 16 year old. This has been your remainder that there is somthing going on in Tomo chan.
2:40... you don't know that Danganronpa one Noble?... (insert both John Cena and X meme) Are you sure about that? I'm pressing X to doubt... you know it somehow Noble... that you can mix up Pokemon names on a regular basis a franchise you've loved since childhood, but know she's from Danganronpa... is super sus.
I was raised a farmer in Southern Appalachia, so, when I got to Malon and later Lon Lon Ranch back in '99, I was so hyped, especially when Talon jokingly suggested Link marry Malon when they grew up. I've always been a farmer's daughter kind of guy; Exhibit A: Tadokoro Megumi.
Then you'd be pleased to find out that Twilight Princess made that relationship canon~
@@theshizl4400 Indeed! I was immensely happy when I booted up the game and found Link was a ranch hand!
Ah I see you're man of culture megumi is the best.
@@theshizl4400 wait really.
@@mihaviteznik5231 I don’t it’s been _officially_ confirmed, but there are a few hints that TP Link is descended from OOT Link and Malon. Which is still more than any other OOT girls got.
Zelda: (*Points at BOTW Link*) You're Link!
(*Points at Toon Link*) You're Link!
(*Points at Wolf Link*) You're Link!
(*Points at Green cap Link*) You're Link!
Are there any other Links I'm missing?
TV cartoon Link: Well excuuUUuuse me princess!
Excuse me, sir, that quote is misattributed. "Well excuse me, princess" comes from the TV cartoon version of Link, not the CDi version. If you're interested in quotes from CDi Link, contemporary favourites include:
"I can't _wait_ to bomb some Dodongos!"
"It sure is boooring around here..."
"When I'm crouching, you can make me do the Duck Walk!"
"I guess _that's_ worth a kiss, huh?" _He gets rejected_ "I won!"
We don't talk about the wand of gamelon.
Lunk?
@@doomsandmore worst part is those aren't from the wand of gamelon, they were from faces of evil.... Another sin.
Well sense no one else seems to be playing along with your joke I will.
Zelda: (frowns dramatically) I'm out of here.
Knowledge is knowing Frankenstein wasn't the monster.
Wisdom is knowing that Frankenstein was the monster.
Noble knows what he is.
Technically both the creature and Victor are both Frankenstein, because Victor Frankenstein is the father of the creature.
@@ultimateplayer1555 But which is the real monster?
@@Elyseon The creature is the physical monster, but Victor is a monster in terms of personality
@@ultimateplayer1555 I honestly couldn't tell if Victor was a monster, or just an idiot.
@@dungeonmaster3464 He just had a God complex
Noble, don't be part of the problem.
Be the entire problem
This is so powerful.
Don't just take a slice, take the whole thing! ✨️😈✨️
He always been the problem
With the Zelda meme, it is implied in Twilight Princess that Link ended up with Malon after the events of Ocarina of Time and Majora’s Mask, because the starting place in Twilight Princess is a farmland, and the Link in that one is a descendent of Ocarina Of Time Link.
... you mean Ilia?
@@charlesatanasio you’re misunderstanding. I said the Link from Ocarina of Time ended up with Malon.
Don't you also start with Epona's song in that game? Honestly, I ship it hard.
@@The_Great_Butler same. It’s a great ship.
Him being a farmer doesn't mean much. In TP the hero's shade (which is supposed to be OoT Link [nonsensically after only 100 years]) is depicted in full knight gear, meaning he wasn't a farmer but a knight. OoT Link is also descended from royal knights.
both Link and Cloud Strife are sometimes portrayed as femboys or masculinity beasts in their off-brand and they are both blonde.
Given that "blonde" is the feminine version of that word, I guess we all know what you prefer. And given some of the characters who can dominate either one in their femboy outings . . . there's a lot of people who'd agree. ("Blond" is the masculine, by the by)
@@elijahpadilla5083 I thought Blonde was unisex, damn
@@alex-el-boludo-10 ikr I've never seen someone actually come in with the distinction between blonde and blond
@@carlosx8603 it's because the word comes from french, and we tend to gender everything
Three words: Honey Bee Inn
Man, Afrobull is THE GOAT!
So it is afrobull? I knew it looked familiar to that comic
wait till you see Strongbana's and Luckless' comics
The most outlandishly fantastical thing about those couplings is the idea that the girl wrestled or wrangled the impossibly strong guy. Those pairings really sorely misrepresent to young women-to-be what sort of commitments men of that caliber would expect in order to settle down
Ah yes, Professor drunk Oak with his special Gardevoir. also, I love how the subtitle put Gardevoir as God of War
Honestly, I kind of have fun calling Gardevoir God of War XD
That's what Jake Doubleyoo did. Intentionally.
Given to how good Gardevoir usually is, they could be called a god of war
Why is it the offbrand videos where Noble makes ZERO mistakes. True king.
6:58 “The fluff is spreading!” - Noble 2023
For the last one it starts out like the second panel, but when you’re a grower it turns to the first lol
Honestly I’ve never really got the whole grower vs shower thing (I’m a girl so maybe I don’t have much to say in this) but a fluffer is a fluffer no matter what size it is.
@@Kyubbigirl I think it just comes from the belief that women like bigger ones (which is true in certain cases, or can be the opposite in others). But honestly to me, size only matters to see who's on top.
"The fluffing, iS SPREADING 😄"
Almost made me spit my donut out of laughter
Ok, Raphtalia, Korone, and the other girl don't make you a furry. They just have ears and a tail. Ankha and Michiru tho...
Other one is named Holo from an anime called Spice and Wolf. Also yes, Ankha is definitely in the danger zone
@@Blu_Moon_Owl alright. Thx for telling me the name, now I can add that to my watchlist
@@x-treme_gamer ye it’s a pretty good so I’ve heard
Forget Ankah he threw loppuny on the wrong side and her whole deal is making furries.
He even forgot Snuffy.
3:17 i know exactly who made the second image, Afrobull makes some *Real* good stuff.
Thats the one with the sidon and the cheerleader outfit, right?
@@crazysam2350 no thats the one where he gets to bang nabooru and a dozen other gerudo
Fellow Afrobull enjoyer, how's it going 👋
@@x-treme_gamer good
@@crazysam2350
No, that's Speedoru/SpeedoSausage. The first pic. They're talking about the second one.
About the Hex Maniac, is not just them eyes, but the moo moo milk too~!!
Noble: "You guys really like the crazy eyed ladies"
Noble noble noble.. the internet loves crazy girls. I mean look at all the yanderes out there.. And dont get me started on Toga from MHA, or Kurumi from Date a live..
Reason people like the Hex Girl...
🎶 _I'm a Hex Girl and I'm gonna put a spell on you~_ 🎶
I recognized one of the offbrands for once
4:04 If there's an even worse fate than never being animated...is this one
Noble I've been watching you since I was 15 I'm 21 this year and I've come to realise all my degenerative weeb activities are your fault...thank you king
Hey! Same! He, Joey and Enshine made me like this. I don't regret it...
Someone: *calls me degenerate*
Me: finally someone notices it
Same for me, but I don't think I'm a degenerate as much as I find degenerates entertaining. I dunno, maybe?
man, i've been watching Noble since 2015 when i was like 12
Minda is best girl of Zelda.
With Cia being a close second
For me is Cremia, Midna and Mipha
Maplestar is the real GOAT here.
I said it.
🎩
🐍 no step on Snek! 🇺🇸🇭🇰
Noble and Ashley should absolutely do a skit where Noble takes his meds and Ashley just disappears, it'd be perfect.
Machiko is SENSORED again
So the dangan character was Kaede Akamats the ultimate pianist from v3 and is usually shiped with Shuichi Saihara the ultimate detective
As she sould be
Finally another banger offbrand memes just great memes
9:41 The father looking like they're Heihachi Mishima from Tekken.
I need that Hex Maniac!
So Mukbang's origins are both more wholesome, but also much sadder than you may think. In Korea and other Eastern Asian cultures eating is a very communal experience... well I mean eating has traditionally been communal in all cultures, but in these countries its a serious touchstone for familial connection. So now in this modern age, people are more likely to move out and far away from old family and friends, university students in dorms or going to the big city... you can't really eat with the family, except now we have voice chats and webcams that allow you to connect with people. Well some people don't have that family in general, so some industrious content creators started making videos and streams eating alongside their viewers, and it got really popular, and when something gets popular, E-Girls find a way to put their tits in it.
People be like “gen 6 is the worst.”
My brother in Arceus, you flufferbate to Hex Maniac offbrand.
8:11 Hang on, that's Linechu...
Today is my birthday and I just wanted to say thank you for your content. New video equals one of the best presents I got. Love your content.
The 1st one is Link: Zora's Banquet by Speedoru (Speedo) and the 2nd one is Zelda Alternate Destinies by Afrobull.
What did Link go back to temina or something? That's the only place where gerudo wore different colors like that.
code?
@@unfunf22
You got names already. They ain't on the "N" site. Look 'em up yourself.
@@lilchristuten7568 Or it could be the people just like seeing the Gerudo in different colors honestly. And who can blame em? Personally i like the ones wearing green better
@@JohnnyYeTaecanUktena
I prefer green but I prefer a darker green, more of a forest green.
I for one actually love the smell and taste of fish 🍷🗿
Thiccachu well said mr. pause!
"Look at me, look at me. The monster inside me has grown this large" - Johan Liebert
most parents will delete the homework computer only once, so it can still be restored from the recycle bin. no worries there.
Nah, Rouge the Bat gets so much more high quality content than Amy. Granted both get really good content, but oh man the amount of quality Rouge has is outstanding.
Agreed
"Skill issue, lol."
*-Sun Tzu, The Art of Offbrand*
2:40 this happened to me with Cia from Hyrule Warriors. I didn’t even recognize she was a Zelda character at the time lol.
Seems Noble needs to work on his work-life balance.
Me too, buddy, but for opposite reasons.
3:35 but Noble... 3ds remake exists, Adult Malon no longer polygonal.
Was not expecting the chained soldier meme at the end
All I can say is hex manic is cute noble
Thank you for the uploads
When I do it, my cat enters and just looks at me making me lose the will.
10:42 Actually there is a homework assignment I wish I could find.
I don’t remember the prompt but I ended up writing a second person story about a magic tower that teleported you into picturesque scenes in paintings.
And it was amazing. My teacher said they’d never seen someone do second person (think DND narration) that well for that long without knowing what it was.
Never thought I'd see my boy Afrobull in a Lost Pause thumbnail.
Mato Seihei no Slave made it to a video?! Finally, peak happiness!!
Was about to type the same thing, lol. That one is great.
Read the first volume and it had me running right back at the bookstore to buy the rest. This thing is a gem and the translators are having a blast with it which makes it even better !
05:36 Preferring to not be bored by normie sex (aka vanilla) is hardly a problem.
2:04 Ah, yes, he speaks the truth. That's just the thumbnail for an Ordinary Sausage compilation.
I'm a data hoarder. I actually still have nearly every digital project and essay I worked on in school saved either in an ACTUAL homework folder or on a flash drive somewhere.
My "offbrand" folder is instead hidden in the random crap folder I put on my desktop for all the shortcuts I couldn't otherwise categorize.
"You really like the crazy eyed girls" well yeah, that's why we subscribed to one!
“My heart always go back to Robin.”
My man!👍
3:47
Yeah, I don't think the cat wants to be anywhere near you after seeing what you did.
They stop laughing when it keeps growing after 10".
>If you can't do anything with Vanilla...
That's assuming I ever tried Vanilla in the first place
Ashley: “Elf girl Offbrand is getting too old!? Have Mommy Offbrand, Lily!”
Lily: “Stop it!? I’m trying to enjoy the animation, Ashley!?”
Nux with Noble: “Ah? There back it again? So which one you like?”
Noble: (Seeing the sequels with Ntr) “None of them!?”
"The fluffing is spreading"
-Noble 2023
Just started botw for the first time. Let me just say… I’m a fan of both links 😉
Lol true
Haha
Wait you’ve never played botw before and ToTK is just around the corner?!?!
Man I wish I could relive my first botw play through 😢
Love your videos!!!!
5:53 🤭
Factory worker: Hold my beer boy!🤙🍺Amma esplain to you what a work day is. 😂
Minging is slang for when something explained in a context of disgusting in some way
some people actually though that was the KEKW guy laughing and crying
3:19 the first link is literally me
7:34
Spoken like people who never heard of Princess Sally Acorn from Sonic SatAM.
😎
*NGL that Spy-Makes-Family Ssssheeeeesh! that's actually some pretty good animation right there ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*
very show style + quality animation
😆😋No matter how many times he says it isn’t, it’s hilarious every time😎🤣
Is me or at that time when noble recorded the camera quality went into it's best glory yet?
I don't just like crazy eyes I like Green, blue, brown, and unusual eyes 😍
03:32 I see that you have immaculate taste, Noble. But then again, that should go without saying at this point.
3:57 Yeah true its also weird to have plushes when you do that
I feel like the femboy/masculine Link thing in hentai is more of a 70/30 split nowadays due to BoTW
Yeah
don't forget shota link paired with big booba Zelda... seen that a bunch too.
so 3 kinds of link lol
@@kevboardactually four.
Wolf link.
Ever seen both at the same time?
Yeah i haven't seen a muscular femboy either
@@kevboardthe three timelines wait then what does that make Breath of the wild and tears link
DRUNKLE OAK!? 7:15
3:14 Oh, I didn't expect to see you here! I mean- Uhhhh... ._.
Noble started talking about doing things with Vanilla, Nagz IMMEDIATELY popped into my head and im like...WUHHHH?
6:18 Wow what an ablest, leaving because they have to take meds. She doesn't deserve you.
That ending pic.... 😢 then realizing i get why it is so comforting because I know the whole story...😅
So wholesome and uplifting
minging a British slang for abysmal
It tends to be used when describing how something tastes
Alright, dancers, now we know he records these during the 3 AM
9:30 throw in Krystal and Carmelita Fox.
"If you like food, meh, me too."
That last meme got me Thanos snapped.
Everyone else: Knows who Maplestar is
Me: Warrior cat?
10:50 That both manga panels come from the same series and be the same girl, its interesting.
You got that magic 6 letters other wise known as... sauce?
@@LandOfNevent Its Mato seihei no slave. cap 3 and 4.
another fantastic video. loved the memes and the reactions. but to comment on the homework folder bit. legit everyone knows what it means when they see a "homework" folder. even years ago back in high school, definitely after I turned 18 of course, I just was naming the one on my laptop some version of "you and I both know what's in here. don't open it." then people either know you have one (big deal, lots of people do) but don't know what you're into. or if they open it and try to use what's inside against you, you can know damn well it wasn't an accident and turn the pervert accusations back on them. CHECKMATE!
10:10 don't worry she doesn't look like a person who knows that you need to empty the recycling bin to permanently delete the folder. There is still hope!! xD
That last manga was Mato Seihei no Slave (also it actually goes the other way, second pic happening chronogically earlier)
SxF chapters lately have been Starlight quality through and through also Yamato is cool, but well, if you know you know
Pokémon nerd time: the hex girl you say as h- nvm just got to the part you called her Hex Maniac
sorry noble, i was kicked out of the one inch destroyer club, for having a 7 inch nuke. i have failed you all...i am sorry
And then the 1st one rejects you
"You're not the one."
1:05 Tycoon: Agree Raptil-Chan
Always worth waiting for the Yabai memes XD Anyways keep up the amazing videos Noble
Once again Carols mother was canonically inpregnated at 13 by a 16 year old.
This has been your remainder that there is somthing going on in Tomo chan.
The end meme is the reason for this post.
Basically BOTW-Link VS TP-Link
Early to a lost pause vid "Eggman voice" what I can't believe this
2:40... you don't know that Danganronpa one Noble?... (insert both John Cena and X meme) Are you sure about that? I'm pressing X to doubt... you know it somehow Noble... that you can mix up Pokemon names on a regular basis a franchise you've loved since childhood, but know she's from Danganronpa... is super sus.