17:59 quality control at its best I think during meetings the budget went like this: "How should we split the budget?" "Well, Keanu Reeves" "Sure." "Marketing is important" "Fine but for the development itself?" "Well, concept art! It must look cool!" "Okay... and coding?" "Riiiight, now I see what were those 10$ I had in my wallet."
@2:44, HOODINI easter egg. @3:11, DAMMMMMNN, Panam sure is flexible. @4:09, looks like the NPCs themselves are bored and trying glitches and fails of their own. @5:13, hahahahahahhahaahahahahahahahaha, that was too good. @8:25, JUDY 😍. @9:40, when the ghost of your last glitch comes to haunt you. @10:23, looks like these bots, like to do RnD in their own way
@Atthur R Still not really, I have a 1080 Ti and I can run Microsoft flight sim on Ultra on acceptable FPS and I even have a old weak third gen I5, I am going to buy a 5600X soon, which gives the same performance as 5900x (since games at 1440p and more are in 99% cases limited by GPU and having more cores won't accomplish anything more for now) and there you go, no need to buy a million core CPU or the newest strongest GPU for at least another 3 years or so even for 1440p, it's worth it only for 4k.
My favorite bug is spawning my car by spamming the call button and attempting to launch other cars. Also, stand on vehicles and punch them. Car surfing is fun.
I'm sobbign just. Imagine you're going about your business and then a car does a 270 degree kick grab noodle flip and lands it right next to you. Your Uber has arrived
Is there a copy without glitches or all the glitches the same, i wonder if the game is smart enough to just troll players because they're very deliberate.
It’s obvious that the 3rd person view is heavily favored when every car driving scene is purposely chosen in the 3rd person view. My faith in this game making a turn around continues to diminish. But the fails and glitches are funny 😄
@@elias_xp95 Hello Games initially failed due to honest mistakes. They respected their customers and their employees enough to be worth a second shot. The Witcher 3's bugs did not detract from the overall feel of the game, sort of like Skyrim. CDPR crunched their workers to the point of torture, openly lied to consumers, gagged and paid off early reviewers, and made half-assed excuses for what they did. They knew what they did was wrong and did it anyway because they do not respect customers or employees. Now, their servers and employee bank accounts got hacked. Comparing this game to No Man's Sky or the Witcher 3 is an insult to those games.
Who did they actually get to test the game before it released? Apes? There's less bugs in the Amazon Rainforest than in this game. Well at the least the story is good... good for laughs. In all seriousness I did not enjoy this game at all and I'd much rather go back and play GTA San Andreas. This game isn't gonna have a big following but I'm sure it will have a dedicated fan base. If you enjoy Cyberpunk then I'm happy for you, I hope you get a lot of enjoyment out of it. I've spoken to all my mates that bought this game and they've all stopped playing it or sold the game already.
Changed my mind:
Cyberpunk 2077 is exactly how it should be. These bugs make this game a wholesome experience of what it is to be cyber punked.
1:48 He was dead thirsty,so he had to come back and finish his drink
Stay hydrated😎😎😎
3:10 - that's how true nomads do the driving.
Imagine real life being like this
I fear the worst for when 2077 really comes
Me: (Pirates a movie)
(Police teleports right next to me)
Nooby Chris
Scotty, beam me out!
Nooby Chris
How to be a cop in GTA V : Shoot first, ask later.
How to be a cop in Cyberpunk : Get over level 9’000 and learn Instant Transmission.
Honestly looks like a better tommorow.
The bike and car are like pets that hate you, it's kind of adorable.
Lol
Cars in Cyberpunk : Wrestler 🤼♀️ that can flip you or anyone to the Moon.
Bikes in Cyberpunk : Mini Cheap Rocket Pad to shoot you to the Moon.
@@MP-vc4nu 18:00 The true definition of smoking gun! Lol 😂
Yeaaah ! They have their own conscience...
1:03 now thats an entrance
14:06 that is genuinely terrifying
The sounds is haunting
18:01 Now that's what I call smokin barrels.
I was playing cyberpunk and one of the npcs was speeding, and they went through an intersection and got t boned lol
9:40 made burst into laughter 🤣🤣🤣
18:15 i am expecting bangs tomorrow (smokes gun)
1:53 - that's some top-level Gun Kata. Or is he trying to spin bullets like in Most Wanted? Oh, so that's how smart weapon works!
When you hear a NPC say "You've got no right, you hear no right." Thorin Oakenshield chimes in "I've got the only right!". 😂😂😂
6:06 “autobots.. roll out”
Gets a gun pointed at your face?! T pose to assert dominance 🤣
The bugs in the games are actually the process through Cyberpsychosis
9:40 the remains of the removed car chase system
In Cyberpunk 2077,
Anyone who can’t do Instant Transmission is a criminal.
That’s why you’re a player there 😂
17:59 quality control at its best
I think during meetings the budget went like this:
"How should we split the budget?"
"Well, Keanu Reeves"
"Sure."
"Marketing is important"
"Fine but for the development itself?"
"Well, concept art! It must look cool!"
"Okay... and coding?"
"Riiiight, now I see what were those 10$ I had in my wallet."
18:00 that's the most American thing I've seen ever xD
0:29 - "Decided to lay low"
_protagonist immediately drops on the ground_
Taken words too literaly I guess.
10:16 : R O B O T S . . .
"Oh what pretty circuits baby"
Let me see that USB port
@@NoobyChris 🤣🤣🤣
@2:44, HOODINI easter egg. @3:11, DAMMMMMNN, Panam sure is flexible. @4:09, looks like the NPCs themselves are bored and trying glitches and fails of their own. @5:13, hahahahahahhahaahahahahahahahaha, that was too good. @8:25, JUDY 😍. @9:40, when the ghost of your last glitch comes to haunt you. @10:23, looks like these bots, like to do RnD in their own way
2:17 cause of death: overwhelmed
9:40 Christine is out for revenge.
I T-pose when threatened as well. It’s just how my fight or flight system works.
1:47 he had to come back for another drink
4:45, North Korea trying to show how technologically advanced they are.
2:05 Very nice place to put phones in future. 😂😂
8:01 i thought that was Dutch then i realized wrong game
Imagine buying an rtx 3090 and an expensive cpu for this...
@Atthur R Still not really, I have a 1080 Ti and I can run Microsoft flight sim on Ultra on acceptable FPS and I even have a old weak third gen I5, I am going to buy a 5600X soon, which gives the same performance as 5900x (since games at 1440p and more are in 99% cases limited by GPU and having more cores won't accomplish anything more for now) and there you go, no need to buy a million core CPU or the newest strongest GPU for at least another 3 years or so even for 1440p, it's worth it only for 4k.
Game doesn't bug on proper PC builds lol, these are all low end bugs.
Gamers: " we payed 9 dollars for this?"
Pre ordered gamers: " i paid 10!"
My favorite bug is spawning my car by spamming the call button and attempting to launch other cars. Also, stand on vehicles and punch them. Car surfing is fun.
1:15 this shit had me deceased for today 😂🔫💀
This game is such an embarrassment lol
This game is unique. It is so buggy that even a developer cannot understand how they happen. It is a new definition of a bug...
@@RadioLightning they call it Cyberbug 2077 for a reason lol
next up... TOP 1500 BUGS IN CYBERPUNK 2076
When your early but you can’t think of anything funny to say
so glad they finally have the option to remove the waypoint for main story things and side story stuff so you can fully enjoy the game
8:35!!! AHAHAHA!
That must have been a mod,not a fail.
I'm sobbign just. Imagine you're going about your business and then a car does a 270 degree kick grab noodle flip and lands it right next to you. Your Uber has arrived
3:34 ballerina 2077
so that's the smoking gun!!
The champ is here
Why cyberpunk is more full of horrors than resident evil
Is there a copy without glitches or all the glitches the same, i wonder if the game is smart enough to just troll players because they're very deliberate.
15:00 has me dying of laughter 😂
1:53 Lore Accurate Cyberpsychos
is a Makoto va?
CDPR should just release the CB2077 Red Engine to the modding community and itll get fixed QUICK.
saludos de argentina amo tus videos
9:40 can’t believe cyberpunk ripped off Christine
the biggest fail is the game itself
2:08 Uhhh... Which hole is being used as a pocket...?
Beautifully absurd
28:01 Whose clip is that, actually? I never drove a vehicle like that, when I played.
Indeed.
Someone can tell me what song plays at 9:12?
It’s obvious that the 3rd person view is heavily favored when every car driving scene is purposely chosen in the 3rd person view. My faith in this game making a turn around continues to diminish. But the fails and glitches are funny 😄
I thought you had to play the game in FPP. I don’t have the game so don’t get mad if i’m wrong
@@quizwizzash Yep, on foot it’s strictly first person. But when driving the player has the option to switch camera modes.
@@seans9338 ah ok that clears it up
The Witcher was a buggy mess on launch. If No Mans Sky can turn around this game will be fine.
@@elias_xp95 Hello Games initially failed due to honest mistakes. They respected their customers and their employees enough to be worth a second shot. The Witcher 3's bugs did not detract from the overall feel of the game, sort of like Skyrim. CDPR crunched their workers to the point of torture, openly lied to consumers, gagged and paid off early reviewers, and made half-assed excuses for what they did. They knew what they did was wrong and did it anyway because they do not respect customers or employees. Now, their servers and employee bank accounts got hacked. Comparing this game to No Man's Sky or the Witcher 3 is an insult to those games.
Who did they actually get to test the game before it released? Apes? There's less bugs in the Amazon Rainforest than in this game.
Well at the least the story is good...
good for laughs.
In all seriousness I did not enjoy this game at all and I'd much rather go back and play GTA San Andreas.
This game isn't gonna have a big following but I'm sure it will have a dedicated fan base. If you enjoy Cyberpunk then I'm happy for you, I hope you get a lot of enjoyment out of it.
I've spoken to all my mates that bought this game and they've all stopped playing it or sold the game already.
16:41 man of fucking culture
WTF moment videos will never die
What's the music at the end
I’m getting fallout 76 flashbacks again
Maybe by 2077 they can get this game fixed lol
the title can also be named as 2077 bugs in cyber punk
Naa. The title of the video is just fine
a lot of these bugs are back in patch 2.12
This all the games really good for
Bro this game is like far cry 3 in graphics
Lol this game needs be compared to F.e.a.r series physics.
The game is amazing. The bugs are amazing.
Sounds like a win:win
cyberpunk age is so glitchy
Why, this happens me everyday.
Game name:"One more minute plz hanako"
10 ad breaks in between
Anyone know the song at 13:00 pls
Bruh even tho it's buggy it's still fun 👌😫😠😂😂
there are no mistakes that it's game mechanics
2077 cyber Bugs :V
Cyberbug 2077
10:38 it a easter egg
Theirs a video in your ads
👍🔥
2:59
For all the kidZ and older peeps who wanted to be a robot stripper or hell a robot here ya go 10:30 thank me later
Cyberbug 2077
🤣
21:25 you are #### bro)
Reality is a meme
This game is a joke...
Cyberpunk 2088
E
This game is truly a shit show of a mess
6 seconds
Junk game
There are tons of games out there that are better than this and for a nice price.
I bought it on gogoggo but was disappointed with Cyberpunk
The hole Game ist a joke
The game is bad even beyond the bugs and glitches. So dissapointed. :(
That’s garbage