Sez tix for 2nite are sold out so that on top of the argument I had with my sister then having to get picked up by dad outside KFC Belmont in Mum's Forester at 8am in a counterfeit North Face hoodie said sister got from Burwood Plaza, today can get fukt tbh. Sometimes when you try to help you make it worse mate 😭😤
Hackers: "gib". System: "K". Optus: "This highly sophisticated attack somehow managed to get through our top-of-the-line security; it must have been two people using the same keyboard!"
I remember when all the controversy came out about the metadata laws and some people were like who cares if these companies hold all your data, if you haven’t committed a crime then it won’t be a problem …my my how things come around to smack you right in the face
@@jackhand4073 context not spelled out in this video: if Optus hasn't bothered to audit their systems & access controls to ensure critically sensitive data like driver licences and passports are protected, why on earth would you expect them to have done a better job on the metadata databases they are required to maintain. EDIT: combining the PII *and* information gleaned from the metadata stored enables much harder to defend against identity theft / extortion / fraud attacks.
Germany had similar data holding and then after years found it only helped 0.00001% of crimes and the data was a greater risk of being used incorrectly/stolen so Germany got rid of it
As someone who writes financial grade APIs, I fell off my chair when I read how the Optus hack happened. The developers should have had enough ethics to not deploy such a security risk. It's easy to blame the senior Optus management, and they should bear the responsibility. But what developer thought it was a great idea to allow that API to be publicly accessible in an unauthenticated context?!
@@kierans777 Let's be real, the devs probably told manglement "hey, this isn't ready for prod, it's not secure" and manglement probably replied with "that sounds like money to fix, ship it anyway".
To put the optus thing into perspective, this was done via an unauthenticated API. An API at a high level is a lot like googleing something, you send a request in a specific way and receive results. So when they say it was not a complex hack, they are right, it is about as complex as performing a google search.
The people did it from India from optus data center there stupid not going to do nothing when they hire people from the world scam center of the world to work for them.
Software Dev here. If the interface was as described by the attacker, it could have been as simple as typing a sentence/command into Google and having some information returned. Except the returned information is private data and Google is the Optus interface. Oopsies
As a tech head, for those wondering: this was hardly even a hack the data was scraped from the Optus websites API it was effectively public waiting for someone to take it.
I remember when gladys banned the paddle streamers carrying tourists on the murray because she was worried they would pick up Victorians and drop them on the nsw side. Hell, she banned all boats and kayaks on the Murray, like people were gonna travel 6 hrs up from Melbourne, abandon their car, cross the murray in a kayak and then hitchhike the 1000km to Sydney. Keep up gods work politicians.
Heh... she was more on top of stopping a river of kayaks than the cruise ship riddled with covid that she let into Sydney without screening or quarantine.
I worked for an ISP when the meta data collection requirement came in. It was clear from day 1 that, this wasn't going to catch a single terrorist because a VPN would nullify any metadata collected and it would just create a honeypot for hackers to attack. our best defense against hackers was having nothing worth hacking in the first place.
Ha! I used to live opposite the fitness first in at Leonard’s. One morning I was sick of their aerobics music being way too loud so I went over there in my PJs, jumped the turnstiles, gate crashed the class and turned the music down. Much to the shock of everyone (including myself). The instructor chased me as I left but didn’t catch me. So much for him being fit! 😂
Rookie mistake should have worn plastic gloves when someone tries to chase just crap on your hands and chase them back no need to even touch them they run away so fast they hurt themselves by running into wall or falling over then take gloves off and put in bin,
@@basillah7650 Why would you throw the gloves out? That's a waste of a perfectly good set of projectile weapons! If you curl your fingers around the stinkbombs, then take them off, they'll fly farther and work wonders to discourage multiple assailants approaching from multiple sides. Well, I say multiple, ir really depends on how close they are to each other and how far the spatter distance can reach, equivalent to the velocity of your throws.
optus said no bank details were leaked but ive been told by at least 15 clients that their bank account was cleared out when the were calling to find out what to do with their leaked passport details
Having worked under this horrible woman I know for sure she would have been aware of possible security breaches in the Optus telecom network but didn't do anything to circumnavigate this problem. This is the woman who wanted to privatise all public transport networks, privatise the NSW electrical networks and in all honesty, sell all public assets for bottom dollar profits. This woman hates having any sense of responsibility towards others.
So I met someone recently whos workng on fixing Optus's data breach. What they told me is Optus left up a test site with no authentication requirements (i.e. no passwords or anything at all). Is it even hack if it was basically negligence that allowed the culprits to just hack in and take the data with no restrictions. Optus just got caught out for being ran by idtiots.
It seems a bit far fetched to me that Optus would test something before launching it nationally. In answer to the question though. I believe it is more accurate to say Optus got "cracked" by the digital equivalent of some dude walking through a parking lot and pulling the passenger side handle of each car to check if they're unlocked.
The Gladys/Dazza corruption probe is nothing in comparison with the one that should have happened about why public transport contracts went overseas while she ran the Transport Dept. Pillows talk.
All they did was query the Optus API which apparently doesn't require you to authenticate or have a list of approved addresses that can ping it. Doing a DDOS attack would take more effort. It was so simple I don't think they expected it to work so well :/
1 - “…address that can ping it” more like a whitelist of approved addresses that can access the resources. Ping isn’t the word you’re looking for, anyone can ping (most) hosts even without any authentication successfully. 2 - “doing a ddos attack would take more effort” a distributed denial of service attack is completely different to any of this; it merely aims to overload an entity to its breaking point, there is no use in continuously spamming access to a resource in the exact same way awaiting a pertinent response.
Our family had a holiday home in St Leonards, can confirm the place is a black hole of boredom. The only redeeming factor was that it was 20 minutes away from actual half decent seaside areas.
I would be interested in knowing what could be possible by our governments, past and present, if corruption was less of an issue. Might make for a good video. Just how much more productive might our nation be if everyone were not trying to cover up truths and atrocities. Thanks for the content jordies team!
I am so glad I have never been a customer of Optus, I have only ever heard poor reports and this last episode makes them obviously the worst Telco, Gladys is the icing on the shit sandwich
glady was in a secret relationship with the hackers and plans to marry them once they get paid and get out from under any suspicions of the hack sort of like how she did the same thing while in office.
I think you're thinking of Bruz. Bruz would have been in a clandestine relationship with the hackers; feathering his nest whilst in government. Bin chicken is merely unlucky. Unlucky in love, unlucky in office, unlucky in the corporate world.
6:35 Did anyone else feel like they had been spoon fed an impressive serving of word salad after hearing that guy? Did he make any sort of point other than "I feel so attacked right now"? Because if he did, I missed it whilst trying to chew that salad.
Was an employee rewards program that got replaced in 2017, and only consisted of firstname, lastname and work email (which in Telstra is firstname and lastname), and impacted more companies than Telstra, but headlines have been very selective
@@dyskmusic599 I would bet Telstra performed an audit of their systems after learning about the Optus breach. Moreover any Aussie ISP/Telco who didn't have their IT teams conduct an audit of their systems is likely to be just as leaky (it would show a lack of security culture).
Someone once said... "shaved monkeys could do this better"... Probably an Optus customer. Edit: Now knowing Gladys is there... I apologise to all monkeys.
I find it odd that Optus gave the former premier a plum job yet she has not been cleared of corruption yet.If found corrupt, what would Optus do about it?
How come no one mentions ( ie the in the Murdocracy and ABC) that the Singapore government owns OPTUS and has a terrible historical record of surveillance on its own citizens.
I just left Optus because I had no internet half my calls aren't coming in I can't call out half the time Absolutely a sham not to mention the hack. Went to Vodafone and I get 5 g in my house when I couldn't get a solid 4 g b4. Mean it's f****** ridiculous I moved to rural Victoria with like boost and Optus and Telstra with the only two that worked in my area of rural Victoria Optus I went with and they were fantastic and it that wasn't that longo less than 10 years but I mean 10 years liberals 10 years
@@JackRobbins ohhhh fkkk that blows I'm 😔😔😔😔 i was prepaid because I just moved back from the country and had no idea what company would work. I just got a prepaid Vodafone just to check. It's so freaking good. Little more expensive and less data but worth it and now I know I can get a decent net I'll sign up for a plan
@@JackRobbins Cite that they broke the rules of your contract by enabling your personal data to be taken. (They left an API open.) Push it hard, if they do not refund, then file a complaint with the ombudsman.
I love how you're highlighting all the damage that comes AFTER they've left power. Because all of this echoing damage, is normally flung back to labor and they say "see, this didn't happen while the LNP were in power. LABOR SUCKS. But Labor are just left with the aftermath of shit governing.
It's no coincidence that the media forgot Gladys new job role when this shit all happened... Was also good timing since I was deciding to leave Optus for Telstra as their services have gone to shit since Gladys took over
Gladys Butterchicken hasn't had much luck poor darl xx She better just take a part time at maccas, she'll do well if she can listen to the teenagers who are doing school ontop of it.
During a cross-promo/preview of the doco Mirror Mirror, The Project's panel were on tenterhooks because of the doco's content and implications (children as young as ..., being able to be accessed by adults/strangers and hence groomed; and other nefarious potential eventualities...). Even the periodically funny Hellier was visibility stunned and silent as they listened to Todd Sampson's remounting of the doco's detail. To end the segment and segue to the ad break, McDonald evoked some levity (which was quite off-colour, given the solemnity of the previous subject matter) and completely exposed himself as someone incapable of restraint (at best) or empathy (at worst).
"massive drop in callibre" its like this everywhere in the world in everything level of the government and public services. seriously wtf is happpening and how can anybody actually fix this?
The only news I hear about Australia is usually about their dumb laws that everyone calls them out for. People predicted this would happen, now it has, and millions of users were affected. All due to incompetence, laws against cybersecurity and privacy, and their own incompetence. All it took for them to act was one of the biggest data breaches in Australian history.
I fully get that to open an account with a business ie like a telephone service account, it is necessary to provide sufficient ID to prove you are who you claim you are, but what I don't understand is why they need to store that ID information after it has been confirmed, why can't your account identity be confirmed then the ID data deleted? I don't see that there is any valid reason why they need anything else other than your phone number and address after your identity has been confirmed.
I am really glad Labor and it's supporters are now calling out the 10 years of inaction. I think "Lost Decade" has a nicer ring to it, but the Japanese already have a claim on that. 10 Years of Inaction needs to enter the mainstream consciousness because it is fucking absurd just how much this country sat on its hands and did FUCK ALL for the last 10 years and now we all suffer for it.
On the Slater & Gordon page re: Optus.. "Optus is offering a free 12 month subscription to Equifax" Sept 2017 Equifax announced a data breach that exposes the personal information of 147 million people. Next level irony
Imagine you posted a public YT video, someone found it & watched it. You then claimed OMG someone hacked into my YT account and stole the video. That is the ELIM5 version of this Optus data breach. They published it for all the world to see and access with no authentication required. If you knew where to look - it was yours for the taking.
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Sez tix for 2nite are sold out so that on top of the argument I had with my sister then having to get picked up by dad outside KFC Belmont in Mum's Forester at 8am in a counterfeit North Face hoodie said sister got from Burwood Plaza, today can get fukt tbh. Sometimes when you try to help you make it worse mate 😭😤
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The fact that the Gov is afraid of you, just makes this channel so much better
Hackers: "gib".
System: "K".
Optus: "This highly sophisticated attack somehow managed to get through our top-of-the-line security; it must have been two people using the same keyboard!"
Loved that sneaky little Ashley Maddison jab there
You just know Berejiklian is sitting in her corner office, a tissue in hand, proclaiming, "It's so unfair! Why does this always happen to ME?"
Why do they call me Gonzo?
i so read that in Jordans impersonated voice of her! lol
@@sebastianmcdonagh8502 ‘but missssss, you look so pretty’ in Jordies bruz voice is my favourite
but she is just a poor misguided fool for love ..ICAC have got it in for her..she saved the state from koalas
"Why does shit keep coming back to me?"
*cue turd tied to a ceiling fan slapping her in the face.
I remember when all the controversy came out about the metadata laws and some people were like who cares if these companies hold all your data, if you haven’t committed a crime then it won’t be a problem …my my how things come around to smack you right in the face
The optus data breach was way more then meta data. It was passports and drivers licenses.
@@jackhand4073 context not spelled out in this video: if Optus hasn't bothered to audit their systems & access controls to ensure critically sensitive data like driver licences and passports are protected, why on earth would you expect them to have done a better job on the metadata databases they are required to maintain.
EDIT: combining the PII *and* information gleaned from the metadata stored enables much harder to defend against identity theft / extortion / fraud attacks.
Germany had similar data holding and then after years found it only helped 0.00001% of crimes and the data was a greater risk of being used incorrectly/stolen so Germany got rid of it
Someone should dig up all the online comments of that nature that people made, and make them into posters.
And Labor supported it. Like they do with any draconian legislation brought into parliament whose raison d'etre is "muh national security".
I love the angle of "sophisticated attack". An unsecured API that just hands out data when you give it a user ID is anything but sophisticated 😂
As someone who writes financial grade APIs, I fell off my chair when I read how the Optus hack happened. The developers should have had enough ethics to not deploy such a security risk. It's easy to blame the senior Optus management, and they should bear the responsibility. But what developer thought it was a great idea to allow that API to be publicly accessible in an unauthenticated context?!
@@kierans777 considering how broken authentication is ranked second on the OWASP top 10 for APIs, it's really not surprising.
@@jacksoncremean1664 Much sadness.
@@kierans777 Let's be real, the devs probably told manglement "hey, this isn't ready for prod, it's not secure" and manglement probably replied with "that sounds like money to fix, ship it anyway".
What's an API?
Let's be honest here. The biggest hack that happened to Optus IS Gladys.
🤣😂🤣😂
Legitimately got a dodo add before watching Optus get shredded my Jordie. Lmfao Dodo be taking the right opportunities to hustle 😂
Same here lmao
Dodo is powered by Optus. So that might be extinct soon, again.
@@Elkarimariachi Dodo is Vocus Group. To my knowledge Optus/Singtel has no stake in Vocus Group/Voyage Australia.
@@Elkarimariachi Or go by the way of the Optus as it were 😂
@@Elkarimariachi Dodo mobile is powered by Optus
"much harder to muster the social courage to answer you than to perform a hack like that.." 😆
Such well crafted prose is much appreciated. It shows by the amount of Jordan's subscribers.
To put the optus thing into perspective, this was done via an unauthenticated API.
An API at a high level is a lot like googleing something, you send a request in a specific way and receive results.
So when they say it was not a complex hack, they are right, it is about as complex as performing a google search.
The people did it from India from optus data center there stupid not going to do nothing when they hire people from the world scam center of the world to work for them.
And for some reason, Optus were allowing "google searches" (in this analogy) to return driver licences.
So we're talking easier than an SQL injection?
@@Yewtewba Literally as easy as a google search. Optus are fking disgraceful
@@Yewtewba Yes
It's almost like they've been preemptively and legally protected from the consequences of exactly this kind of screw up..
That's how most companies operate. It's part of the limited liability corporation thing.
Software Dev here. If the interface was as described by the attacker, it could have been as simple as typing a sentence/command into Google and having some information returned. Except the returned information is private data and Google is the Optus interface. Oopsies
That's the way I understand this "sophisticated attack" occurred.
I got my new SIM yesterday, will be getting off Optus otmorrow.
As a tech head, for those wondering: this was hardly even a hack the data was scraped from the Optus websites API it was effectively public waiting for someone to take it.
I really wish it would be more publicly explained that this was a hack only in the strictest sense.
I remember when gladys banned the paddle streamers carrying tourists on the murray because she was worried they would pick up Victorians and drop them on the nsw side. Hell, she banned all boats and kayaks on the Murray, like people were gonna travel 6 hrs up from Melbourne, abandon their car, cross the murray in a kayak and then hitchhike the 1000km to Sydney. Keep up gods work politicians.
Heh... she was more on top of stopping a river of kayaks than the cruise ship riddled with covid that she let into Sydney without screening or quarantine.
So she was afraid people would try fleeing Victoria? I mean I would if I could.
I worked for an ISP when the meta data collection requirement came in. It was clear from day 1 that, this wasn't going to catch a single terrorist because a VPN would nullify any metadata collected and it would just create a honeypot for hackers to attack. our best defense against hackers was having nothing worth hacking in the first place.
Just wait for it, digital identity is just around the corner and that's not going to be hackable at all, says the government. Probably 😆 🤣
@@NenYim the government whose best security on mygov is SMS authentication. Because they seriously dont know any better
They want to make it like China, but thankfully are so incompetent it wouldn't work out anyway
Yep, as long as you also change your DNS server from the ISP's there isn't going to be much of use in that metadata.
This is it right here. The mass collection and indefinite centralised storage of data is the problem
What i love about this breach is that i haven't even been an Optus customer for 3+ years and i STILL got doxxed.
Thanks, Optus!
For me 6 years
They keep all data they receive
Damn.
Yup. Anyone who was a customer back to 2017.
Yup me too!! Selling my data and shit
The front fell off 😁😂
Aha, I see you are another connoisseur of fine culture.
@@DoctorProph3t Yeah, they are all over the environment 😁😅
Ha! I used to live opposite the fitness first in at Leonard’s. One morning I was sick of their aerobics music being way too loud so I went over there in my PJs, jumped the turnstiles, gate crashed the class and turned the music down. Much to the shock of everyone (including myself).
The instructor chased me as I left but didn’t catch me. So much for him being fit! 😂
Rookie mistake should have worn plastic gloves when someone tries to chase just crap on your hands and chase them back no need to even touch them they run away so fast they hurt themselves by running into wall or falling over then take gloves off and put in bin,
@@basillah7650 that’s frighteningly specific. Lol.
Boss move right there.
@@basillah7650 Why would you throw the gloves out? That's a waste of a perfectly good set of projectile weapons! If you curl your fingers around the stinkbombs, then take them off, they'll fly farther and work wonders to discourage multiple assailants approaching from multiple sides.
Well, I say multiple, ir really depends on how close they are to each other and how far the spatter distance can reach, equivalent to the velocity of your throws.
Well done Karen
Man I can’t believe this jacket is still going
optus said no bank details were leaked but ive been told by at least 15 clients that their bank account was cleared out when the were calling to find out what to do with their leaked passport details
11 unauthorised transactions on the card optus had all of a sudden
😂cool story
My bank rang me to tell me they were cancelling my cards due to detected fraud, *coincidentally* 24 hours after Optus went public with the "hack".
Having worked under this horrible woman I know for sure she would have been aware of possible security breaches in the Optus telecom network but didn't do anything to circumnavigate this problem.
This is the woman who wanted to privatise all public transport networks, privatise the NSW electrical networks and in all honesty, sell all public assets for bottom dollar profits. This woman hates having any sense of responsibility towards others.
Of course it went to shit once the Bin Chicken joined.
It was always shit
Correlation, causation.
It went to shit BECAUSE they are the type of company to hire a Bin Chicken.
Let's face it, Optus was already going to shit before she joined.
She really has a talent for getting involved in garbage. After all, she's got a nickname to earn
So I met someone recently whos workng on fixing Optus's data breach. What they told me is Optus left up a test site with no authentication requirements (i.e. no passwords or anything at all). Is it even hack if it was basically negligence that allowed the culprits to just hack in and take the data with no restrictions. Optus just got caught out for being ran by idtiots.
It seems a bit far fetched to me that Optus would test something before launching it nationally.
In answer to the question though. I believe it is more accurate to say Optus got "cracked" by the digital equivalent of some dude walking through a parking lot and pulling the passenger side handle of each car to check if they're unlocked.
To even call it a "hack" is misleading
Not a hack, no.
This is the equivalent of leaving a briefcase full of files behind on the train seat.
@genericjohnsmithname The original and best "hacking" story is this one:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Cuckoo%27s_Egg_(book)
The Hamish McDonald impersonation was so realistic! If you closed your eyes you'd never know.
underated comment right here.
timestamp?
“Much harder to muster the social courage to answer you than to do a hack like that” lmaooo
ha ha 😄
The Gladys/Dazza corruption probe is nothing in comparison with the one that should have happened about why public transport contracts went overseas while she ran the Transport Dept. Pillows talk.
Not to mention westconnex
All they did was query the Optus API which apparently doesn't require you to authenticate or have a list of approved addresses that can ping it.
Doing a DDOS attack would take more effort. It was so simple I don't think they expected it to work so well :/
1 - “…address that can ping it” more like a whitelist of approved addresses that can access the resources. Ping isn’t the word you’re looking for, anyone can ping (most) hosts even without any authentication successfully.
2 - “doing a ddos attack would take more effort” a distributed denial of service attack is completely different to any of this; it merely aims to overload an entity to its breaking point, there is no use in continuously spamming access to a resource in the exact same way awaiting a pertinent response.
Our family had a holiday home in St Leonards, can confirm the place is a black hole of boredom. The only redeeming factor was that it was 20 minutes away from actual half decent seaside areas.
From one dirty backdoor dealing to another .... Gladys cannot seem to cop a break! hahahaha not that she deserves one :D
more like floptus
Peter Dutton gets a flat tyre "Labor did it", It's raining "Labor did it".
The ashley Madison logo flash in the screen was awesome 😂😂
True, true, and more truth. apart from smiling and having a giggle at the spin you put on all the exposure, love it. keep it up jordie.
0:06 Best PM we ever had. No, no contest. I will die on that hill.
I would be interested in knowing what could be possible by our governments, past and present, if corruption was less of an issue. Might make for a good video. Just how much more productive might our nation be if everyone were not trying to cover up truths and atrocities.
Thanks for the content jordies team!
I am so glad I have never been a customer of Optus, I have only ever heard poor reports and this last episode makes them obviously the worst Telco, Gladys is the icing on the shit sandwich
I thought it was very interesting mainstream Aussie media never ever mentioned Gladys’ name during the whole Optus scandal…
Can we hack your data?........ YES (latest Optus advertising) 🤣
It is a very very basic attack.
Literally they accessed ALL that information by writing API in front of the Optus website link!
This isn't going to be Warhammer is it?
Nope
We gotta keep holding the line king
yeah. doesn't of the space marine chapters have a general Optus don't they? or is it adeptus Binchicken?
The flash screen referring to porkalaro made me cackle out loud in the middle of a hospital…
glady was in a secret relationship with the hackers and plans to marry them once they get paid and get out from under any suspicions of the hack
sort of like how she did the same thing while in office.
I think you're thinking of Bruz.
Bruz would have been in a clandestine relationship with the hackers; feathering his nest whilst in government.
Bin chicken is merely unlucky. Unlucky in love, unlucky in office, unlucky in the corporate world.
But she never discussed the hack, it was purely sexual
"The Count from sesame street... *Nude*" my favorite line you've ever said
I literally said to myself this morning, how the hell did I end up living in st leonards
Curtin was terrified of flying - he used to try to go everywhere by ship.
"The count from sesame street...NUDE":
Cheap laughs are the best.
I just choked on my drink when the Ashley Maddison thing flashed up.. rip bruz
6:35 Did anyone else feel like they had been spoon fed an impressive serving of word salad after hearing that guy? Did he make any sort of point other than "I feel so attacked right now"? Because if he did, I missed it whilst trying to chew that salad.
telstra also had a massive databreach recently in regards to something like 30,000 past / current employees
I only heard about the Telstra breach once on the radio last week and heard nothing since, I haven't looked it up
Was an employee rewards program that got replaced in 2017, and only consisted of firstname, lastname and work email (which in Telstra is firstname and lastname), and impacted more companies than Telstra, but headlines have been very selective
That was a third party provider that fucked up, not Telstra’s fault
@@Amargosa2006 ah i see, thanks for clarifying
@@dyskmusic599 I would bet Telstra performed an audit of their systems after learning about the Optus breach. Moreover any Aussie ISP/Telco who didn't have their IT teams conduct an audit of their systems is likely to be just as leaky (it would show a lack of security culture).
sitting watching this in my office in st leonards realising im boring asf
Someone once said... "shaved monkeys could do this better"...
Probably an Optus customer.
Edit: Now knowing Gladys is there... I apologise to all monkeys.
Corrections: Optus executives.
Man why you gotta bring sticky fingers into this. They've been through enough.
st leonards has at least 5 bahn mi cafes within a 5-minute walk of each other, now that is exciting
I find it odd that Optus gave the former premier a plum job yet she has not been cleared of corruption yet.If found corrupt, what would Optus do about it?
What would optus care if she's corrupt or not?
Love your work mate! Was lucky enough to catch you on the flight to Brisbane today! Thanks for making nauseating politicians entertaining.
Saying Optus fell off implies they were ever on
How come no one mentions ( ie the in the Murdocracy and ABC) that the Singapore government owns OPTUS and has a terrible historical record of surveillance on its own citizens.
“Spanian secret language” fucking lost it
I just left Optus because I had no internet half my calls aren't coming in I can't call out half the time Absolutely a sham not to mention the hack. Went to Vodafone and I get 5 g in my house when I couldn't get a solid 4 g b4. Mean it's f****** ridiculous I moved to rural Victoria with like boost and Optus and Telstra with the only two that worked in my area of rural Victoria Optus I went with and they were fantastic and it that wasn't that longo less than 10 years but I mean 10 years liberals 10 years
I left them and now I have an $800 break of contract bill
@@JackRobbins wow, sorry Jack, surely u have some recourse here.
@@JackRobbins ohhhh fkkk that blows I'm 😔😔😔😔 i was prepaid because I just moved back from the country and had no idea what company would work. I just got a prepaid Vodafone just to check. It's so freaking good. Little more expensive and less data but worth it and now I know I can get a decent net I'll sign up for a plan
@@JackRobbins Cite that they broke the rules of your contract by enabling your personal data to be taken. (They left an API open.) Push it hard, if they do not refund, then file a complaint with the ombudsman.
@@DougieL good call
Optus should forfeit their telecommunications licences.
I love how you're highlighting all the damage that comes AFTER they've left power. Because all of this echoing damage, is normally flung back to labor and they say "see, this didn't happen while the LNP were in power. LABOR SUCKS. But Labor are just left with the aftermath of shit governing.
It's no coincidence that the media forgot Gladys new job role when this shit all happened... Was also good timing since I was deciding to leave Optus for Telstra as their services have gone to shit since Gladys took over
James Paterson's gigantic head on that body looks like a pop vinyl
It was fate. Bin chicken turned Optus,Yes into Optus…. I don’t recall.
His show is honestly so funny. The best
Solid security against anyone that doesn't know what an API is
That was an excellent impression of Hamish McDonald!
Oh of course, I forgot Gladys got a job there. Lol
Gladys Butterchicken hasn't had much luck poor darl xx
She better just take a part time at maccas, she'll do well if she can listen to the teenagers who are doing school ontop of it.
😂😂😂😂
Next day news headlines: Australia's Biggest food poisoning scare. Investigations continue.
That Hamish McDonald impression sounded like Joe Hildebrand
Sticky fingers, don’t forget tha name 🎶
My house had blown a fuse halfway through the video, roughly around the time jordies was explaining that Optus was hacked.
not even joking when I say I cackled like an idiot for 5 minutes over the Hamish McDonald impersonation. quality stuff Jordan
4:18 Unbelievable, conflict of interest; And no media questioned why he held that portfolio as a minister.
Nothing wrong with St. Leonards, great suburb, sure it's practically a concrete jungle, but it's a chill place to be. Artarmon is a good suburb too.
I'd say that Hamish impression was spot on
During a cross-promo/preview of the doco Mirror Mirror, The Project's panel were on tenterhooks because of the doco's content and implications (children as young as ..., being able to be accessed by adults/strangers and hence groomed; and other nefarious potential eventualities...). Even the periodically funny Hellier was visibility stunned and silent as they listened to Todd Sampson's remounting of the doco's detail.
To end the segment and segue to the ad break, McDonald evoked some levity (which was quite off-colour, given the solemnity of the previous subject matter) and completely exposed himself as someone incapable of restraint (at best) or empathy (at worst).
7:00 As a long time starcraft player, never have i been more offended by something I so completely agree with
"massive drop in callibre" its like this everywhere in the world in everything level of the government and public services. seriously wtf is happpening and how can anybody actually fix this?
The only news I hear about Australia is usually about their dumb laws that everyone calls them out for. People predicted this would happen, now it has, and millions of users were affected. All due to incompetence, laws against cybersecurity and privacy, and their own incompetence. All it took for them to act was one of the biggest data breaches in Australian history.
I fully get that to open an account with a business ie like a telephone service account, it is necessary to provide sufficient ID to prove you are who you claim you are, but what I don't understand is why they need to store that ID information after it has been confirmed, why can't your account identity be confirmed then the ID data deleted? I don't see that there is any valid reason why they need anything else other than your phone number and address after your identity has been confirmed.
marketing. But they were also required by law to keep the data for a time (1 year in the 2021 draft determination).
I heard from Kangaroo Court journalist, Shane...., Barilaro is barrelling for the role of ClubsNSW CEO
Senator James Patterson's wine order has been Pnwd
I am really glad Labor and it's supporters are now calling out the 10 years of inaction. I think "Lost Decade" has a nicer ring to it, but the Japanese already have a claim on that. 10 Years of Inaction needs to enter the mainstream consciousness because it is fucking absurd just how much this country sat on its hands and did FUCK ALL for the last 10 years and now we all suffer for it.
i really hope the hack was one of those hacks your tech friend would do in high school and just brute force their way to admin roles
That’s why I pick Woolies for Christmas
On the Slater & Gordon page re: Optus..
"Optus is offering a free 12 month subscription to Equifax"
Sept 2017 Equifax announced a data breach that exposes the personal information of 147 million people.
Next level irony
Every government blames the previous government for all our woes, and then promptly does nothing to fix any of them.
I now have a secret need to drive to St Leonards to understand that joke
Imagine you posted a public YT video, someone found it & watched it.
You then claimed OMG someone hacked into my YT account and stole the video.
That is the ELIM5 version of this Optus data breach.
They published it for all the world to see and access with no authentication required.
If you knew where to look - it was yours for the taking.
Warhammer when?
🤣🤣🤣 that Ashley Madison subliminal was fucking mad
Like they say : Garbage in , garbage Out ...
I wonder if due to the lying I can get out of my Optus contract
I think Optus customers should be able to get out of contracts due to the hack!!
you missed an opportunity to make the thumb nail Gladys and Paul Fletcher holding hands at optus
Gladys clicked on a phishing link? 🤷♀
Probably. She's just so unlucky.
Companies who are breached often claim the hack was sophisticated. This is just grist for the plebs who don't understand technology.
But if you’re here…. WHOS AT THE SHOW IM GOING TO TONIGHT
I’m watching this while taking a dump at tafe
You know what helps with security? When people are playing so much 40k they don't have time to hack optus