Axes: You're Doing It Wrong

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  • @eachday9538
    @eachday9538 5 лет назад +39

    Shorts were not short enough to allow for correct biomechanics. Ok for Germanic and Scandinavian axes, but for a Hytest you want proper stubbies to allow for correct thigh articulation through the swing. Remember to stay hydrated using a performance suppliment such as Victoria Bitter to maintain your abdominal counterweight.

  • @NickShabazz
    @NickShabazz 5 лет назад +97

    Amazing. Thank God my channel avoids Axeholes.

    • @BlackwoodBlades
      @BlackwoodBlades 5 лет назад

      The knife king of puns

    • @Keith_the_knife_freak
      @Keith_the_knife_freak 5 лет назад +2

      Who are you kidding???

    • @KoachOfGaal
      @KoachOfGaal 5 лет назад +1

      Could be because you don’t do fixed blades

    • @camojoe83
      @camojoe83 5 лет назад

      Yea, I unsubbed a while back. You want me back bro? Lol

    • @captainluke562
      @captainluke562 4 года назад +1

      I'm expecting a Terrible Axes Live in the near future.

  • @MaxVroomfondel
    @MaxVroomfondel 5 лет назад +39

    How in A.R.S.E. did Wranglerstar manage to thumbs down this eight times?

  • @AdvancedKnifeBro
    @AdvancedKnifeBro 5 лет назад +89

    I just dropped by to say... that last Lilly-liver wearing the cotton flannel (wool is superior) who claimed to be the expert clearly didn’t know what he was talking about. I hand forge all my axes by breathing fire to heat the steel while hammering- trust me.

    • @mikeboyce21
      @mikeboyce21 5 лет назад +2

      well fancy seeing you here.. we have the 2 funniest knife reviewers on youtube in one place.. i was beginning to think you 2 were the same person lol j.k

    • @AdvancedKnifeBro
      @AdvancedKnifeBro 5 лет назад +5

      I loved this video... Pete and I have discussed this before- these guys are the worst. Remember none of them are even wearing wool.

    • @prestonscott5367
      @prestonscott5367 5 лет назад

      That comment of yours needs to be pinned. Just watched my first video from you, subbed, God bless

    • @kensworld81
      @kensworld81 5 лет назад

      me too.

    • @johnp.5882
      @johnp.5882 5 лет назад +1

      The A.R.S.E. in the beard needs a Zima

  • @BradGryphonn
    @BradGryphonn 5 лет назад +37

    You do know that you're going to have to take on the saw gang now.

    • @kiwi_comanche
      @kiwi_comanche 5 лет назад +1

      Hahahahaha

    • @jackfarmboy
      @jackfarmboy 5 лет назад +1

      Nice brad!

    • @misolgit69
      @misolgit69 5 лет назад +2

      Don't worry about the saw gang......they fold too easily

    • @eachday9538
      @eachday9538 5 лет назад +1

      @safe space Canadian Prepper vs Wranglerstar death match!

    • @yankee23a
      @yankee23a 5 лет назад +1

      Next tangle is with the kitchen knife posse I'm sure

  • @wolfmaan
    @wolfmaan 3 года назад +4

    A few years later, still one of the best videos I've seen for anyone who makes RUclips videos! This is a timeless classic! Cheers mate!

  • @AlmightyHilux
    @AlmightyHilux 5 лет назад +8

    I'm disappointed that Wranglerstar wasnt the final form.

    • @CedricAda
      @CedricAda  5 лет назад +8

      His comment section is where all the A.R.S.E guys live. According to them, hes definitely doin it wrong. The comment I flashed on the screen was from one of Codys videos from an A.R.S.E guy, directed at him!

  • @SliceyDicey
    @SliceyDicey 5 лет назад +19

    Your American accent ain't half bad! Very funny stuff.

    • @destro6971
      @destro6971 Год назад

      Hey Slicey, hope your world spins towards the acceptable 🤘🏼

  • @blitzbbffl
    @blitzbbffl 5 лет назад +17

    "Listen Tiffany, it's not a Doxie brand female clitoral stimulator!!" @ 6:10 ROTFLMAO

  • @Bushcraftandknives
    @Bushcraftandknives 5 лет назад +8

    Epic! And the worst part of it is that it's not far from the reality! Thanks for taking the time to make this video.
    Ps. If you need some pointers on how to properly use an axe, I can help you! You see I'm from Norway, the only true scandinavian cuntry. And all norwegians are borne in the woods with skis on their feet, an axe in their hand and a knife on their belt! Norwegian mothers are tough! 🤘😁🤘

  • @thomasdenton132
    @thomasdenton132 5 лет назад +14

    I dread to think how long that took you to put together Pete but the internet owes you one. Link saved for future use. 👍

    • @robertlove8429
      @robertlove8429 5 лет назад

      lol this vid is about you... I just saw you on another channel doing exactly what this video is making fun of lmmfao too funny

    • @thomasdenton132
      @thomasdenton132 5 лет назад

      @@robertlove8429 Ok I'll bite, which video are you referring to?

  • @93DracoX
    @93DracoX 5 лет назад +2

    By far the most under appreciated knife channel on RUclips. Well done sir!

  • @sublyme2157
    @sublyme2157 5 лет назад +3

    I watched a Ray Mears video, I know a thing or two.

  • @jeremycrowe234
    @jeremycrowe234 5 лет назад +7

    Lol chugging, linseed oil. That will make the beard grow or fall out. Lol

  • @Thepreppersbunkeroutdoors
    @Thepreppersbunkeroutdoors 5 лет назад +5

    Dude, this is my favorite video on youtube. You just blew me away! Hahahahaha
    I need an axe legend vs knife expert batoning debate, has that been done?

  • @wolfmaan
    @wolfmaan 5 лет назад +1

    By far, one of the BEST bushcraft axe videos I've ever watched!!! I have been a content creator for over a decade and this is so true!!

  • @nnoddy8161
    @nnoddy8161 5 лет назад +7

    By the look of the 14 dislikes, the ARSE membership is growing. Look out!

  • @LandonWills
    @LandonWills 5 лет назад +1

    This was so on point. Satire wins out thank god. I appreciate all the work and can’t wait to see the characters again!

  • @MrBoomie00
    @MrBoomie00 5 лет назад +1

    Between you, Advanced Knife Bro, and Dutch Bushcrafters, all of my knaffin knowledge is all set. Thank you for public service.

  • @davidc6592
    @davidc6592 9 месяцев назад

    So glad this gem popped up on my feed again

  • @lenzielenski3276
    @lenzielenski3276 5 лет назад

    Nicely done. Cheers for the Wranglestar and Advanced Knife Bro references.

  • @BudgetBugout
    @BudgetBugout 5 лет назад +3

    Well I guess I’ll never review an axe on camera... Good to know

  • @thegreasersoutdoors1572
    @thegreasersoutdoors1572 Год назад

    This is friggin hilarious. Sonny Boy, Sonny Jim, Slim Jim, Sonny Boy... I'm crying. So good!

  • @onionwife8507
    @onionwife8507 5 лет назад +2

    Surprisingly the stick on stash suits you! Who knew! 🤷‍♀️

  • @zebulunstadler9902
    @zebulunstadler9902 5 лет назад

    You have not just transcended RUclips, but time and space itself. The historic yarns of our forefathers come unraveled at your feet.

  • @batmanacw
    @batmanacw 3 года назад +1

    I'm a huge axe guy and this made me laugh out loud several times.....

  • @charlescollier7217
    @charlescollier7217 5 лет назад

    Axe Reviews Sheriffs of Education. A.R.S.E. You sir, win the internet.

  • @Judderton
    @Judderton 5 лет назад +5

    You win the internet today! The ARSEs have no self awareness.

  • @pateralus9
    @pateralus9 3 года назад

    Now I have Cygnus...Vismund Cygnus stuck in my head. Thank you! 😃

  • @poobank
    @poobank 5 лет назад +2

    While watching TNP I thought it would be awesome if you did an edge test with a utility knife. Regular blade vs Carbide blade? Just throwing the idea out. Your edge tests rock

  • @joshstarkey8883
    @joshstarkey8883 5 лет назад +5

    Well done! Hilarious, unexpected, and not that far off... I've heard people say you're supposed to chop wood (two handed) with your dominant hand on the bottom, and that never made any sense to me whatsoever. I mean, it might be true for all I know, but they never give a reason of course...

    • @batmanacw
      @batmanacw 3 года назад +2

      I chop ambidextrous. I switch dominate hands according to the angle of the cut. Lol!

  • @jjrossitee
    @jjrossitee 3 года назад

    Man super cool of Wranglerstar and you to do this video together.

  • @asphyxiate14
    @asphyxiate14 5 лет назад

    Pete...this is the best video I've seen on RUclips in like 10 years

  • @brendanenon864
    @brendanenon864 5 лет назад +1

    -conqured and married a bear and built an apartment for it. Your a gem! I'm so sure I don't even need to check with shabazz

  • @johngudmundson
    @johngudmundson 5 лет назад

    Awesome performance by the entire cast. Wonderful satire on the "you should have done it my way crowd." Keep it up Pete!

  • @thomasnardelli2181
    @thomasnardelli2181 5 лет назад +1

    The Russel coight clip at the end made me die 😂

  • @marklueke
    @marklueke 5 лет назад

    thats honestly what i expect nick shabazz to look like

  • @knoxknifemods
    @knoxknifemods 5 лет назад +2

    Ah! Hate to see the King of Bushcraft so deftly humbled

  • @tomlaw8821
    @tomlaw8821 5 лет назад

    Your constant use of final fantasy music makes me so happy!

  • @jerryrig5234
    @jerryrig5234 5 лет назад +1

    You're doing it right Pete.....you're doing it right.

  • @andyrichardson6188
    @andyrichardson6188 5 лет назад

    You have reached a new plateau. This is truly impressive.

  • @jackfarmboy
    @jackfarmboy 5 лет назад

    The things you do for us... Tell your neighbors sorry, and your wife thanks from all of us. Brilliantly done.

  • @birdlaw1019
    @birdlaw1019 5 лет назад

    This was absolutely hilarious, it made my day, thanks! I look forward to more of these sketch type parody videos in the future. If there is ever a Super Troopers 3, the knife police should make a cameo lol

  • @amo757
    @amo757 5 лет назад

    SPOILER ALERT: The knife policeman turns out to be a hero! Didn't see that coming.

  • @bigaspaulo
    @bigaspaulo 5 лет назад +2

    With great 'stache comes great responsibility!

  • @gillianriveralim
    @gillianriveralim 5 лет назад +1

    I love how knife reviewers reference videos to each other 😂

  • @ebosspt
    @ebosspt 5 лет назад

    3:40 - 4:00 is the new soundtrack for most of my day.... Awesome.

  • @tangamat2128
    @tangamat2128 5 лет назад

    A lot to learn, you've got. Young Padawan .
    May the axe be with you.😂

  • @EverydayCityCarry
    @EverydayCityCarry 5 лет назад

    Dude. This was hilarious. The crack blast and widow tickler.

  • @dasklingenspiel4089
    @dasklingenspiel4089 5 лет назад

    This video is pure gold! You won the internet for today good Sir.

  • @orionslaver432
    @orionslaver432 5 лет назад

    "Swing it like a tooool, not like a sex tooooy!"

  • @Xjr5rjX
    @Xjr5rjX 5 лет назад

    What a gem

  • @michaeloehlke8701
    @michaeloehlke8701 5 лет назад

    4:37 you are correct

  • @TravelingDan20
    @TravelingDan20 5 лет назад

    This is good, real good!

  • @xnbomb
    @xnbomb 5 лет назад

    Great stuff. That red bearded guy's voice reminds me of Thomas Jane as the Punisher (well done).

    • @CedricAda
      @CedricAda  5 лет назад

      He was my favorite Punisher out of Him, Ray Stevenson and Jon Bernthal

    • @xnbomb
      @xnbomb 5 лет назад

      @@CedricAda Mine too. There is a bit of Bale's Batman in there too. The Final Boss sounds like Marty Feldman, if he were Australian.

  • @haakonr1
    @haakonr1 5 лет назад

    Brilliant, Pete! Pure gold.

  • @RutgerMulder
    @RutgerMulder 5 лет назад

    That moustache looks pretty good on you Pete!

  • @galootlovestools
    @galootlovestools 5 лет назад

    “They’re polymorphic” Bwha-ha-ha-ha! Great video, made me laugh.

  • @TheUnitninetyone
    @TheUnitninetyone 5 лет назад

    So good, thank you!

  • @christamu2
    @christamu2 5 лет назад

    I don't have the words. This made my day.

  • @d4mdcykey
    @d4mdcykey 5 лет назад

    Dude, you really need to get some merch now with A.R.S.E. emblazoned across the front, in a comment-section font style.
    Bahahaha, this made my whole week; brilliant.

  • @scottb.0185
    @scottb.0185 5 лет назад

    What a ‘Cinematic Masterpiece’!!!
    Sundance, Cannes, here you come!!

  • @thechugdude
    @thechugdude 5 лет назад

    And now, to go even further beyond!

  • @johnsun3854
    @johnsun3854 5 лет назад

    That last guy totally remainds my of one dude from youtube. But he does use his axes(allegedly).

  • @mikeg2046
    @mikeg2046 5 лет назад +1

    Best thing on the net now

  • @EverydayCityCarry
    @EverydayCityCarry 5 лет назад

    Best Bits:
    A.R.S.E
    All the accents and characters
    The end and how the final boss wouldn't get on camera.
    I'm assuming this was a reply to some heckling in the comments? Excellent job Pete. This had me crackin up.

  • @joe_a_photo
    @joe_a_photo 5 лет назад

    The leveling up was by far my fav!! Dragon ball Z was my fav as a kid

  • @mt_baldwin
    @mt_baldwin 5 лет назад +1

    Oh yes I've tangled with a.r.s.e. before, I foolishly let it slip in the comments that I actually use tomahawks for camp stuff... it wasn't pretty. Their pretty vicious to big knife and machete guys too.

    • @CedricAda
      @CedricAda  5 лет назад

      that may be a future video, the rage is potent on that topic

  • @neroknives1828
    @neroknives1828 5 лет назад +2

    There’s no consistency. Lol. Good video

  • @taylor4480
    @taylor4480 5 лет назад

    Thank you Pete, I needed that this morning lol

  • @stuartb9194
    @stuartb9194 5 лет назад +1

    Is all Aussie wood that hard!

  • @TheTimLara
    @TheTimLara 5 лет назад

    This video is on another level.

  • @lobotomite9767
    @lobotomite9767 5 лет назад

    Great video dude, I’d love to see one about folding knife snobs

  • @jamison74
    @jamison74 5 лет назад

    Brilliant 👍🏼

  • @callummeara7918
    @callummeara7918 2 года назад

    Your off ya head I love it

  • @TheStoyanbahchevanov
    @TheStoyanbahchevanov 5 лет назад

    Cool, enjoyed it, you keep getting better. Cheers

  • @LTT.Official
    @LTT.Official 5 лет назад

    11:50 now that's a battle I want to see......make it happen Pete please.

  • @knarlygnivesandoutdoors8034
    @knarlygnivesandoutdoors8034 5 лет назад

    Pete this was pure gold, after seeing the A.R.S.E dude it also made me appreciate the knife police hahaha can't wait for his next video. Love your channel dude. -Kyle

  • @masalpert
    @masalpert 5 лет назад

    I fucking lost it with the blonde beard.

  • @oscarmedina1597
    @oscarmedina1597 5 лет назад

    You seem to be an expert at handling your wood...

  • @fredmaner6551
    @fredmaner6551 5 лет назад +1

    Thumbs up, very amusing.

  • @ogenmatic
    @ogenmatic 5 лет назад

    Down Under’s More Better A.R.S.E.
    Aka: D.U.M.B. A.R.S.E.
    Good job, Pete! Love this series!!

  • @CommonCentsOutdoorsman
    @CommonCentsOutdoorsman 5 лет назад

    That was great well done!

  • @clippertalk
    @clippertalk 5 лет назад +3

    5:33 is the best part

  • @briank.7937
    @briank.7937 5 лет назад

    Don't forget the Under The Leg Texas Back Hand. UTLTBH

  • @dean2115
    @dean2115 5 лет назад

    Best laugh I’ve had in awhile.

  • @kyle_noseworthy
    @kyle_noseworthy 5 лет назад

    This is actually great! haha

  • @explorerextraordinaire5472
    @explorerextraordinaire5472 4 года назад

    Not AGAIN~!
    ass whittling technique for the win hahahahahahahha

  • @bladecollector7
    @bladecollector7 5 лет назад

    I woke my kids up I was laughing so loud

  • @13irishsailors
    @13irishsailors 5 лет назад

    Yah!! time to get advanced knife bro!!

  • @1917cutlass
    @1917cutlass 5 лет назад

    This is probably THE most real thing on the internet.

  • @don0giorgio
    @don0giorgio 5 лет назад +2

    You should have gone with viking beard for this)))))

  • @jordanmcfarlane1913
    @jordanmcfarlane1913 5 лет назад

    This is a masterpiece.

  • @explorerextraordinaire5472
    @explorerextraordinaire5472 4 года назад

    You should make more videos like these Pete
    This one was really funny = )

  • @colinohare9837
    @colinohare9837 4 года назад

    You want: an axe with a two-and-a-half foot handle and a two pound head. Pretty simple. An axe that size can make kindling of any size, isn’t unwieldy in bush crafting, can cut down most trees(just takes longer, but easier to control so placement will make it up), and it fits in a bag.

  • @darylgruet9262
    @darylgruet9262 5 лет назад

    Which wranglerstar video do you reference? I NEED TO CHECK OUT THE COMMENTS.
    fantastic video. You are right on the money!

    • @CedricAda
      @CedricAda  5 лет назад

      Daryl Gruet it was on the ‘how to choose a proper hatchet’ video

  • @camojoe83
    @camojoe83 5 лет назад

    Good stuff, dude! That last guy is the user hickory n steel on blade forums. Or gaston444. Right?

    • @CedricAda
      @CedricAda  5 лет назад

      i dont do the forums, but the comments on wranglerstar axe videos was a huge source of almost dirext quotes

  • @Welshrugbyfan101
    @Welshrugbyfan101 5 лет назад

    Boyo, I laughed my ARSE off!

  • @hovan2yourjunk
    @hovan2yourjunk 5 лет назад

    Awesome work man! Keep it up

  • @Malegole
    @Malegole 5 лет назад

    HAHAHAHAHA drinking the linseed oil. Well done mate😂