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- Опубликовано: 18 фев 2024
- Football Manager is funny sometimes
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2 years later and Anfield still haunts me 😭
Glad it made you laugh Z!
You, my friend, got SERIOUSLY FM'd.
mate this is the first i saw that clip and i about yeeted my monitor in your honor i hate fm most of the time but i still play it i require the toto radio from abu dhabi 2021
That made my day. I feel SO bad for you, but I can't stop laughing at your misfortune!
Possibly the worst FM'ing I have ever seen to be honest.
That reverse bowling goalie is the greatest keeper of all time 😂
They added the last bit of realism to FM:
Fixing games 💀🥲
11:48 the feeling of Rasmus Hojlund when playing with Garnacho
or Rashford 😅😅
The keeper just hoofing it vertical nearly killed me, lands on the penalty spot and instantly concedes 😂😂😂
So, that was a fun video. That last clip is probably how Højlund feels sometimes when he's made a good run and neither of the wingers plays him in.
100% it hurts to watch us play sometimes
Once I was in a World Cup quarter-final where I put SEVEN balls in the post before taking a corner goal at 94. Needless to say, I reset the game, ended up winning the WC on penalties.
A true national champion
0:27 POV: your cup GK gets angry because he's not having promised game time (he IS playing all cup matches)
Match fixing be like:
Poor Breezy has to relive that all the while Zealand is almost wetting himself laughing and having the time of his life.
5:50 the Arbroath backup goalie (forced to come on as an outfield sub) did something similar in real life a couple of months ago.
Those guys hitting the woodwork... This is so FM24. It's like the game decided that you will not score this game, even though you are crushing the opponents. I've had several games with 25+ shots and not scoring. And then you get FM'ed and they score on their only shot at goal...
YOU CAN SNIP THE WHOLE OR PARTS OF YOUR MONITOR/SCREEN USING ANY OF THE THOUSANDS OF PROGRAMS/APPS INSTEAD OF USING YOUR PHONE CAMERA GUYS!
Ghetto be ghetto bruh
I didn't even make it past the first clip before cracking up 😂
4:30 I honestly expected the guy he rage-subbed to immediately get sent off lol
😂😂😂
SpotliteHOH here i want to clarify that exactly 10 minutes later. vinicius henrique scored a banger from 30 yards out. He finished on 52 goals that season and that miss was unlike him🤣
I no longer have footage so you’ll just have to believe me on this, but on FMM we scored an equaliser in the 93rd minute, all 11 players went to celebrate, and goalkeeper did not get back in time and got chipped from halfway on the kickoff and we lost the game. Still remember it vividly.
3:33 reminds me of the Blaszczykowski miss for Dortmund in 2010
7:40 - assuming that GK is Kacper Tobiasz... That's pretty accurate representation of his current form I'd say :D
To be fair that Brighton one is very realistic, considering that's what they did against United and Bruno scored a 90+10 penalty
This video was epic lmao, I hope a future series comes out of this!
There is a law in Brazilian football, that works a lot in football manager "Quem não fez leva" (The one who don't score it's the one who giver the score) meaning that if you don't get goals, you oponent will
This is a well-timed video for me after the frustration I ended the night on last night. My top of the 3 Liga side went down 5-0 on 1.78 xG within 26 minutes away to a top half side. Safe to say water bottles were thrown at both half and full time, and my starting keeper (and captain) and a couple other guys were subbed off at half. We did score 2 in the last 10 minutes to make the final a respectable looking 5-2. This was 4 days after my keeper was Man of the Match for making 9 saves to clutch a 2-1 win where we'd spent the last 50 minutes down a man. So I needed a good laugh at FM.
A few matches back I did have a contender for the best goals list (though I don't use Twitter so I wouldn't be able to submit it), where I had a striker off the bench bicycle kick in a cross in traffic.
That first clip, someone needs to check that keepers bank account. He missed the 'make it realistic' part tho
We've all felt that pain with the multiple post/crossbars in one game, just not so many in such a short time! That was hilarious, but only because I wasn't the manager this time haha
We need a version 2.0 of this videos, there is so many more out there
Proper belly laughs to start my morning thanks Z and everyone your pain made me happy at least 😂
3:46
This is the absolute best piece of entertainment of all time
it's funny how for the offisde one he said that it "wouldn't happen irl" like bruno fernandes didn't do exactly that against city last year
10:40 He seems to have an invisible touch,
he lost control and slowly tears you apart.
Something vaguely similar to that mobile clip happened to me on FM19 Mobile, I was playing as Monaco while Badiashile was still on Monaco at the time, and he controlled a ball in from a corner down to the ground in his own box and just whacked the ball into the opposition's net, with the opposition GK on his own side of the halfway line
Could be worse. You could have someone in the room with you saying "it's just a game".
THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO OF ALL TIME. IM DYING LAUGHING.
0:26 bro the goali got millions from other club
He probably bet on his team to concede an own goal😂😂
@@philipolujuyitan2248 tru. Lol
Love your unique style, never change!
Why does a Bot has nearly 30 likes?
@@VantommHD Either they get it from naughty boys or bots as well.
Oh Z i wish i knew this one was coming ive got some beauties!- Great list! some comedic value here!
Oh my loooooord. Messi hitting the post with the prem on the line on a clear cut. FADE ME. I would die if that was me.
Nah man you did jack dirty 😂😂
The best moment I’ve had where it actually went my way was in the Champions League Final as Liverpool vs Real Madrid. We get a throw in the final third. Play it short, Luis Diaz pivots and proceeds to to whack the ball into the net after the keeper misses the claim when he came off his line. We won the game 1-0 😂
This Onana compilation is 👌
0:55 1:01 and 1:11(off both posts) reminds me of the feeling of when I wanted to give up on life after I hit the post 3 TIMES WITH 1 SHOT in fifa(off the bar, went to the side and hit the post, then bounced up and hit the bar again...
Edit: 9:53 I really wanna kms now...
8:32 I have been playing FM Mobile for a long time now and I never saw something like that, which is the reason I still have my phone intact
I've watched this at least 10 times now and it still kills me
That back pass to the goalie who’s inside the net isn’t even that FM exclusive. Pretty sure it happened to Stoke irl once
Anyone who says that last clip isn't realistic has never watched Raheem Sterling play.
You can get Messi on a free after 2 years, he still has 1.5 years left at the top at that stage. Then the drop off is pretty severe, but still good to come on late to take free kicks and corners
That goal at 11:11 happened to me also once. Was in non league, but still.
That Liverpool Brighton match was painful 😅
I swear this video has infected my game. I've had two incidents happen that were severe enough that they could've been in this video. Once while watching, and one since.
What have you done.
The one that missed the open goal was Darwin nunez
6:46 in the premier league they have been told to delay putting the flag up.
I do t have a video of it anymore, but in FM09 I loved Celtic and rangers into the EPL.
I was Celtic away to Sunderland. There were no video animations until about the 40th minute when we scored. Sunderland scored immediately from the restart.
Second half. No animations yet again until suddenly we scored to go 2-1 up. Sunderland kicked off and scored within seconds.
No more animations until late on when we scored to go 3-2 up. Yet again, Sunderland scored right from the kick off.
I know teams regularly score straight from the restart after conceding, but I’d put money that that it’s never happened three times in one game in the history of football, anywhere in the universe.
I’m not embarrassed to say that was a reset moment.
11:40 is Raheem Sterling against Wolves earlier this season in a one v 3 and decides to shoot right at the keeper.... pain.
Truly shocking how many people don’t know how to screen record on desktop
My first day of starting my fm24 save with Weston-super-Mare, and early on in the season, my defender played a back pass to the gk about 30 yards out and chipped the keeper... wasn't really in any danger and had time to play it normally
11:18 is that a flair in stands behind goal??
Didnt get it on video, and granted it wasnt anything that would have decided any league/trophy, but I did recently have a ball hit the right post, roll all the way over to hit the left post without crossing the line, and then the defense cleared it.
11:50 this happens all the time in real life as well 😄😄
That goalkeeper is a dancer and end it with a dead stare 7:39 and ad 11:15 he got scared because of the fire.
Loved the video :))
3:47 and that's why it's better to walk it in
0:08 i laughed so hard on this
That was amazing, zealand you know Sebastian Abreu?
11:28 goalkeeper was peeing like Olivier Kahn when nobody sees
Jens Lehmann*
@@TimoSHKE754 right
Was this a highlight package of my current FM career?! *shudders
Conceding in the 95th minute just makes up depressed honestly.
Not really a mistake, but I was playing an older version of the game in 2d a few years back. Opposition team took a free kick from about halfway into my half short, 8 players from my team immediately swarmed to the person in possession, stole it (I assume inflicting bodily harm in the process), then proceeded to run up the other end of the pitch uncontested as a big bunch, then scored.
When those things happen I just turn off FM and go chill or sleep.
Amazing video, kindest of sir.
I had one where from kick off, my striker takes a few steps and went off injured after just 6 seconds. Torn Calf Muscle and out for 4 months......
What in tarnation was this video 😂
My worst one was definitely when I was 0-3 down in the first half, fought back to 4-3 in the space of 18 minutes... Only to concede 4-4 at the 95th minute!
I didn't record it, but two of my favourites come from Ederson in Manchester derbies:
FM23, City trailing 2-1 in the Carabao final, launches the ball upfield...to the unmarked Jadon Sancho, who races clear and fires it beyond Ederson to seal the trophy
FM24, less than a minute into the second half of the Etihad league game. I can only assume he was trying to pick out his left back...sadly said LB was apparently not paying attention because Rashford runs onto the loose ball and chips it over Ederson
Virtual Pep must be worried what tf FM25 Ederson will do 🤣
Did you see the irl version of this in the a-league last week?😂
I ones did the mistake to but a goalkeeper on sweeper keeper. He passed the ball to an attacker in the other team in while he was outside the box. Also a another story wich was not a mistake just pain. I needed to win the game to get a playoff spot and i scored the winner in the 89th minute i thought but the equalised and then scored the winner.
2:21 when the players play hit the woodwork in free time
Picture this. I'm Luton Town. Playing Crystal Palace on the last day of the season.
One point between us, they're 17th and I'm 18th. If we win we're safe, if we lose or draw we're down.
Tight, close 0-0 all game until a tactical change in the 92nd minute gets us a goal and puts us 1-0 up. We're safe, i think. After the toughest season of my life we're finally safe.
93rd minute. Thomas Kaminski receives the ball under no pressure whatsoever, all he has to do is kick it long or pass it to another centre back in plenty of space.
Thomas Kaminski passes straight to Jean-Phillipe Mateta and we concede to get relegated from the Premier League with virtually the last kick of the game all from a needless goalkeeper mistake.
6:25 Botafogo , my team in Brasil, Rio de Janeiro, had a goal last year that was nulified by officials, it was kinda similar. Not that brusque but similar, Diego Costa was on offside but the ball passed trough him, a defender from Atletico Mineiro tries to kick the ball, but it misses, the balls fall into DC feets, he scored, they didnt allowed the goal. Later on discussion a lot of referees said it should be legitim goal and others disagree. Botafogo last year had A LOT of bad decisions from referee that costed the game and the championship (alongside with other problems in administration and mental problems).
Seriously, I have a midfielder who hit the woodwork at least 8 times before he scored his first goal for the club. Problem is, he's consistent. The fans call him "The Postman" 😆
It was Eric Jones - ex Villan.
Ok these are on-field mistakes, I want to hear about mistakes we made as managers
I can't even play the game with mates because it keeps saying no network connection tried getting help but they don't care
Europa League GK is no-one but Loris Karius in disguise 😁😅
The keeper from 7:40 is somehow even worse in real life
Who is Andre Bruce Neals?
first video - Janusz Jojko reconstruction (Ruch - Lechia, relegation playoff polish league 86-87).
9:14 karius 🤦😢
Worst luck I ever had in a manager game was nearly 20 years ago. Playing Anstoß2 with my friend. We're facing each other in the national cup final. I was leading 3-0 in minute 75 and lost 4-3 in regular time. No red cards, no penalties. Until this day we're mentioning it if someone makes a big comeback: "yeah, this is great. But not as great as the final that time😂"
i have absolutely subbed people in the first 20 minutes for shit lke that lmao
Breezy deserves it for hiring Scarpa.
On the offside one where the defender touches it for the offside striker to score....that's still offside. He was offside before the defender touched it and he's obviously interfering with play otherwise the defender wouldn't think he needed to touch it! If FM actually had any sort of grip on the offside law it would have been disallowed, as it would be IRL. My one hope for the next FM is that they sort out offsides!
Great video...sorry for the pedantry....that's just my neurodivergent brain working overtime! 😂
7:03 Mum I made it (is me)
My worst mistake is downloading the game and thinking I know what im doing because i watch zealand
I already know the video is good and i didnt see it
Probably the worst mistake ny players have made but one time my goalkeeper pulled a Karius vs Benzema, and as a Liverpool fan… I felt emotions that day
Huge IQ 6:21
Anticipation and Decisions: 20
I never have GK on bench. Got a GK injured in PL, had to play CB for most of game but drew, 2 games later same things happens to my back up in FA Cup semi and I lose that one. Again I didnt learn and didnt have even youngester on bench. Karma
i support a team that has experienced everything I see in this video, without exception, in real life: Besiktas. the team in your viral video about Aboubakar's hair transplant. Yes.
WHERE WERE THE KEEPER
I've played fm mobile for years and that has never happened to me
0:30 i've KINDA done something like that in a futsal tournament. Made a save, as i was getting up i kinda dropped the ball. In the process of half catching/regaining the ball, I threw it into the back of the net. 🤣
5:13 fuck me, also this. Except for kicking it was a throw. Mid way through throwing action i changed where i was throwing the ball and it went straight up, and down. My saving grace was that it was from a restart and the ball never left the D, and a player touched the ball before it left the D. Everyone laughed, except for me, and the player that touched the ball. Priceless.
Mama I made it, thank you Zealand!💙
the cure for being FM'ed is touching grass?