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  • How to Defeat WW1 Germany
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  • @bigorna4875
    @bigorna4875 3 года назад +728

    So wholesome to see Drew's grandpa supporting his career. He must be such a nice guy

  • @akramgimmini8165
    @akramgimmini8165 3 года назад +208

    Me as German:
    *"I fear no Man..."*
    *"But that Thing Shotgun it scares me"*

  • @gopherasoda2492
    @gopherasoda2492 3 года назад +221

    2:50 Actually it's kind of a good idea for extra armor (the Swedes and Israelis figured out that fuel almost completely negates the effects of HEATFS munitions), just the Italians were a few decades early

    • @Magnus_Ducatus_Chineva
      @Magnus_Ducatus_Chineva 3 года назад +27

      it is a good idea
      *if they aren't filled with gasoline*
      no like, if they emptied them then it is fine

    • @hdog9046
      @hdog9046 3 года назад +10

      Sure, the fuel negates the effects of HEAT on a tank, but on an armored car the explosive component would just destroy the car.

    • @Magnus_Ducatus_Chineva
      @Magnus_Ducatus_Chineva 3 года назад +6

      @@hdog9046 Haha car go boom

    • @Matthias-bt2kx
      @Matthias-bt2kx 3 года назад

      @@Magnus_Ducatus_Chineva tt

    • @shaider1982
      @shaider1982 3 года назад

      I think the BMP 1 even had this on the door. If diesel, less chance of catching on fire.

  • @ploppyjr2373
    @ploppyjr2373 3 года назад +162

    I once read that telephone operators no longer exists because there was a man with a funeral home and he was losing business because the wife of another man with a funeral home was sending everyone to her husband’s funeral home.
    The first guy invented the automatic phone operator and put a whole workforce without a job because of this.

    • @toledoseahawks3348
      @toledoseahawks3348 3 года назад +12

      according to wikipedia, the inventor Almon Brown Strowger was indeed a funeral director, but the reason for the invention is not known for sure, but your story is told anectodelly.

    • @ploppyjr2373
      @ploppyjr2373 3 года назад +10

      @@toledoseahawks3348 yea, I don’t know how much of it id true but it sounds pretty cool

    • @CountArtha
      @CountArtha 2 года назад +4

      Alpha male move right there

    • @bramboeshoe905
      @bramboeshoe905 2 года назад +3

      @@CountArtha Full-release male you mean

    • @Gr3nadgr3gory
      @Gr3nadgr3gory Год назад +1

      ​@Toledo Seahawks if one detail of the story is correct, it leaves me little reasons o question the rest of them.

  • @lingoteen
    @lingoteen 3 года назад +40

    Drew with beard: ultimate chad
    Drew without beard: chad but younger

  • @blitz_effect1059
    @blitz_effect1059 3 года назад +12

    7:18 the Cornish who aren’t even seen as different from English
    Sip ☕️

  • @chriscary4074
    @chriscary4074 3 года назад +20

    0:48 poland was thinking "this thing has one shot before i have to get to a safe place and spend up to 2 minutes reloading so i better have something to protect me while i reload

  • @zachpaterson2585
    @zachpaterson2585 3 года назад +66

    I mean… getting a degree in History from a prestigious University looks good because it shows you have certain desirable characteristics. Or so I’m told.

  • @afilthypeasant9646
    @afilthypeasant9646 3 года назад +45

    7:14 fairly sure the English were being oppressed at the same time as Welsh because the Normans were the ruling class at that time period

    • @duckwhistle
      @duckwhistle 3 года назад +4

      They have been the whole time, they just stopped speaking french and pursuaded the English to suppor their own oppressionby telling them they're smarter than the others.

    • @plumebrisee6206
      @plumebrisee6206 3 года назад +2

      @@duckwhistle Actually they didn't really stopped speaking French ,since 60% of the English vocabulary have a French and Normand origin (Normand is a French dialecte) .
      Also Fun Fact :
      English is the 4th closest langage to French (If we don't count the other 2 Gallo-Romance langage) with 70% of lexical similiraties (It's the share of words with the same origin between the 2 langage.
      Right behind Italian (89%) ,Spanish and Portuguese (Both at 75%) and ahead of Germany ,Dutch and Romanian
      Basically :
      1-Italian (89%)
      2-Spanish and Portuguese (75%)
      4-English (70%)
      5-German
      6-Either Dutch or Romanian
      7-Either Romanian or Dutch

    • @duckwhistle
      @duckwhistle 3 года назад

      @@plumebrisee6206 yes, it's the grammar that changed more than the words.

    • @ianian4162
      @ianian4162 3 года назад +3

      "Oppression" is such an interesting word. Used all the time though seldom justified.

  • @temp3608
    @temp3608 2 года назад +10

    fun fact : the gun axe was a common weapon among the polish cavalry and was actually used, besides at least its not a fragile gunsword that cant use bigger bullets

  • @josefstrauss9017
    @josefstrauss9017 3 года назад +3

    1:02 "Thats what she said"

  • @ravinchowdhury5215
    @ravinchowdhury5215 3 года назад +9

    Poland: "Throwing your weapon is faster than reloading"

  • @supple7351
    @supple7351 3 года назад +29

    Congrats on 800k subs Drew! You deserve it more than anyone! Perhaps take a break from the daily uploads lol, you deserve it :D

  • @GOD.OF.ARGUMENT
    @GOD.OF.ARGUMENT 3 года назад +104

    Yes Drew they were no-no Germans, with v2 rocket

    • @bulldowozer5858
      @bulldowozer5858 3 года назад +6

      And those rockets caused less casulties, than their production.

    • @zachpaterson2585
      @zachpaterson2585 3 года назад +9

      Nein-Nein Germans*

    • @Wolvek
      @Wolvek 3 года назад +10

      @@zachpaterson2585 Nein Nein Deutsche

    • @TragicTester034
      @TragicTester034 3 года назад +1

      @@Wolvek Nein-Nein Deutschen

    • @chaosXP3RT
      @chaosXP3RT 3 года назад +4

      The V-2 is thought to be the first object to reach low-orbit, but there's a very real possibility that the first man-made object to escape the Earth's orbit was a Las Vegas manhole cover used to cover the entrance to an underground nuclear test. Look it up, the math checks out.

  • @danielhughes1711
    @danielhughes1711 3 года назад +65

    “They secretly love each other” l puked and then puked again at that

    • @katarina9064
      @katarina9064 3 года назад +2

      ?

    • @_.__-._-_.-..-...
      @_.__-._-_.-..-... 3 года назад +1

      @@katarina9064 0:27

    • @mikeschmidt2526
      @mikeschmidt2526 3 года назад +5

      that means, you are british or french

    • @livispuzzled
      @livispuzzled 3 года назад +4

      @@mikeschmidt2526 i’m an american who is 20% british and 15% french, so drew isn’t entirely wrong

    • @MAGNA_FRISIA
      @MAGNA_FRISIA 3 года назад +1

      @@livispuzzled how do you get those numbers?

  • @wumbowumbo1688
    @wumbowumbo1688 3 года назад +40

    “Alfred Noble” lmao

    • @katarina9064
      @katarina9064 3 года назад

      It makes sense in sweden ig

    • @renatoalvisto8791
      @renatoalvisto8791 3 года назад

      i mean, some people call it the Noble Prize, so...
      can't fault him for that i guess

  • @Gohka
    @Gohka 3 года назад +12

    Drew: *reading* "Silence wench" I thought it said wrench for a minute there.
    Me: ...it does say wrench though...

  • @nookercat2
    @nookercat2 3 года назад +63

    "This mustach Look really German"
    He was AUSTRIAN,
    You litteraly tould us that!!!!!!!

    • @filipkomljenovic8208
      @filipkomljenovic8208 3 года назад +1

      No

    • @Stonks1957
      @Stonks1957 3 года назад +2

      @@filipkomljenovic8208 yes

    • @plumebrisee6206
      @plumebrisee6206 3 года назад +4

      And Austrian are German

    • @Wolvek
      @Wolvek 3 года назад +1

      @@plumebrisee6206 no they arent

    • @TragicTester034
      @TragicTester034 3 года назад +1

      @@plumebrisee6206 there was a war fought over that and guess what
      Austrians are not Germans

  • @Kr-nv5fo
    @Kr-nv5fo 3 года назад +8

    7:33 no one gave a bababoo about the Lusitania. It was "unrestricted submarine warfare" that angered Woodrow.

  • @samrevlej9331
    @samrevlej9331 3 года назад +3

    0:23 *French gasp*
    Monsieur, you take that back.

  • @drewdurnilappreciationday1680
    @drewdurnilappreciationday1680 3 года назад +11

    6:49 the cat actually came back alive but was killed so that her body and brain could be studied upon

  • @christianyounadim6262
    @christianyounadim6262 3 года назад +5

    7:50 Qin Shi Huangdi built an enormous tomb for himself, and buried all the workers inside so that they wouldn't leak information about where he was located.

  • @ryanm7832
    @ryanm7832 2 года назад +5

    In regards to your Polish axe-gun confusion: a black powder pistol is really only good for 1 shot in CQB, because of how long it takes to reload. So, the axe allows you to blast someone and then use the weight of the weapon to assist the cleaving action of the axe (using weight to enhance the axe is better than trying to use length, as bayonets are typically as long or longer than that pistol)

    • @ChrissieBear
      @ChrissieBear Год назад +2

      It's actually a cavalry weapon, short axes and picks were used on horseback a lot.

  • @grengrengrengren
    @grengrengrengren 3 года назад +6

    The Gunaxe is actually a pretty reliable weapon since the flintlock is just close ranged in general and atleast it's not the GunSWORD

  • @ThatWelshGuy.
    @ThatWelshGuy. 3 года назад +9

    As a welshmen the meme of the welsh watching the irish and scotish argue is completly true

  • @comrade1268
    @comrade1268 3 года назад +3

    CONGRATS ON 800k!

  • @anotherpointlessaccountdoi5415
    @anotherpointlessaccountdoi5415 2 года назад +5

    As someone Welsh I can say that there is a large movement for independence in Wales specialty after Brexit

  • @harrybalanovsky2169
    @harrybalanovsky2169 3 года назад +5

    "Both of those nations used stolen german tech..." Tsiolkovsky and Korolev: "Are we are joke to you?" Von Brown: "50/50"

  • @antunmaruvic8630
    @antunmaruvic8630 2 года назад +3

    3:03 my favorite line

  • @NotKnafo
    @NotKnafo 3 года назад +4

    2:57 you are not a gladiator you are the entire colosseum

  • @ellidominusser1138
    @ellidominusser1138 3 года назад +8

    Drew can you make Age of History video where you put a really big empire in modern world and make its happiness to 0? So it kinda colapses and we would see new countries

    • @napoleon848
      @napoleon848 3 года назад +1

      Funniliy enough,that is my favourite thing to do, but i put minorities in,all of them,

  • @bryanabare
    @bryanabare 3 года назад +9

    The Alabama showed greatly in that Ottoman Empire comment.

  • @lawden210
    @lawden210 3 года назад +9

    8:24 Text: 1871
    Drew: Too big brain for me

  • @likely_toad573
    @likely_toad573 3 года назад +8

    I’m Welsh and while everyone is talking about Ireland and Scotland we’ve had it longer and just as bad or worse

    • @williamking6787
      @williamking6787 3 года назад +3

      Has it been just as bad though?
      Cause I'm pretty sure the English stopped caring a long time ago cause they owned Wales for so long compared to Scotland and Ireland who they had to conquer more recently and had to put down rebellions and unrest in

    • @rangerrilles5572
      @rangerrilles5572 2 года назад

      How did you guys get it worst?

  • @lmaocetung
    @lmaocetung 3 года назад +1

    2:54 R.I.P. Julius Fučík's dreams

  • @omegaprime223
    @omegaprime223 Год назад

    0:55 I have a family heirloom that's a fancier one of these. It's not a bayonet for stabbing, they're build in such a way that they function as axes, you have one shot from this thing and then you're in melee, and I've read stories in my families old books of these things going through leather armor like it's not even there.

  • @ImisstheoldKanye631
    @ImisstheoldKanye631 2 года назад +2

    2:28
    You can tell it was made by a ww2 vehicles enthusiast because it’s clearly the other way around

  • @MAGNA_FRISIA
    @MAGNA_FRISIA 3 года назад +6

    Calling the Dutch little boys is quite funny when you consider that Dutch boys are the biggest in the world.

  • @akileshNY
    @akileshNY 3 года назад +15

    How to be 100% sure Germany loses
    Start a world war

    • @jaijishnu527
      @jaijishnu527 3 года назад

      this was the fate of Germany

    • @oksowhat
      @oksowhat 3 года назад

      let them start it , lol

  • @quotes612
    @quotes612 2 года назад +2

    “A world without incest, that sounds like hell” -Drew showing his Alabamian heritage

  • @somethingedgy2185
    @somethingedgy2185 Год назад +1

    6:18 And cannibalism, don't forget cannibalism.

  • @eustress7428
    @eustress7428 3 года назад +6

    6:13 And they say Chinese and Korean are overreacting to Japan.

    • @eustress7428
      @eustress7428 3 года назад +2

      I mean, if someone says "noooo I hate nono Germany" to nono Germany, we call that 'normal', not 'overreacting'.

  • @-.respect.-
    @-.respect.- 3 года назад +1

    i am glad more people are starting to know about julius fučík

    • @lmaocetung
      @lmaocetung 3 года назад

      Yes, Iam Czech, as Fučík, but i didn't know he existed, or that song was composed by a Czech when I was 11

  • @montyroot9090
    @montyroot9090 3 года назад +2

    0:14
    Rock: "useless"
    Same rock: "can be used"

  • @SheepiTheSheep
    @SheepiTheSheep 3 года назад +1

    3:47 if USA didn't joined the war, im pretty sure the USSR whould have conqured the whole europe. Btw, love your vids

    • @howardbaxter2514
      @howardbaxter2514 2 года назад

      I think people also forget that there was an entire theater in the Pacific. It was the US that took our Japan.
      And side note: USSR only joined the Allies 6 months before the US, and the US had been providing vital supplies to the Allies before they entered the war.
      Really, really, bugs me when people start claiming the US did nothing in WW2.

  • @johnthegreat97
    @johnthegreat97 3 года назад +1

    "Stupid Pole, you just brought an axe to a gun fight! Hahaha! Say, why are you holding it backwards?

  • @ChrissieBear
    @ChrissieBear Год назад

    1:00 It's a cavalry weapon, mixing the cavalry pistol with a horseman's axe.

  • @karllelke2896
    @karllelke2896 Год назад

    0:47 yeah, but it was a gun for cavalry. It was meant to be fired with little to no aiming and be a fatal weapon in a charge as well. For Infantry, it would be pretty useless, but for hybrid polish cavalry, it was pretty sweet.

  • @michaela.2636
    @michaela.2636 3 года назад +1

    2:00 Obviously the person who made that one has never seen the price of lobster on the east coast.

  • @benova2093
    @benova2093 3 года назад +1

    0:32 Alfred Nobel inventet Dynamite to replace Nitroglycerin after an accident with Nitroglycerin killed his brother and 4 other people

  • @H1ydra
    @H1ydra 3 года назад +8

    just realised drew got 800k congrats ig

  • @just1it1moko
    @just1it1moko 3 года назад +4

    That New Amsterdam meme is dumb. The Dutch knew it was a shitty deal but they only sold it because the Brits conquered it during the second Dutch-Anglo war by sailing around the walls they built to keep them out (which is now wallstreet).
    Because the war ended up becoming a status quo they exchanged the rights to New York for Surinam and the Dutch Caribbean islands.
    Fair deal at the time because the Dutch Caribbean islands had a nice nutmeg monopoly going but too bad they took the entirety of the New-Netherlands which was New York New Jersey and Delaware.

  • @butter9440
    @butter9440 3 года назад +1

    Ayeee, congrats on 800k!

  • @madhavgullapalli505
    @madhavgullapalli505 3 года назад +1

    2:59 this made my day

  • @matheusalves5160
    @matheusalves5160 3 года назад +8

    "Let's talk about how the Bob..." * Start advertise *
    Not even RUclips likes the WWII vehicles enthusiasts.

  • @randomcat9314
    @randomcat9314 3 года назад +1

    5:33
    Southern dobruja was part of the big romania before the allied powers decided 'nah we give it away' romania turned the guns on nazi Germany shortening the war and I still hate that

  • @zwardz8179
    @zwardz8179 3 года назад +6

    Shout-out to Drew's argintinian Grandpa!

    • @shivika645
      @shivika645 3 года назад +1

      thanks a lot for giving me that shoutout

  • @visibleeyetoo
    @visibleeyetoo 3 года назад +1

    Happy 800k subs!!

  • @shweli4326
    @shweli4326 3 года назад +2

    Alfred just wanted to use his dynamite to find some netherite in the nether

  • @fella102
    @fella102 2 года назад +1

    0:47 that could be used by hussars instead of sabres

  • @daniellewalker3565
    @daniellewalker3565 Год назад

    9:35 elephant tusks are used as ointment which usually kills them, and is why they are so endangered

  • @_easyconcept
    @_easyconcept 3 года назад +2

    The Welsh have become so "integrated" into England (not UK) that I barely hear anything about them, I just hear about the English and Scottish, and people mad in northern Ireland, I don't live in Europe or the UK but even then online I never see people use the word "welsh" if your apart of the UK people refer to you use English, Scottish or British.

  • @evanstacy8085
    @evanstacy8085 Год назад +2

    Fun fact, in Michigan there is a island called Mackinac island (pronounced mackinaw) that the only cars allowed are emergency vehicles (police cars, ambulance, ect.) And the main ways to travel are bicycles and horses drawn cariges, really cool place and the fudge is great

  • @RachelAnimates
    @RachelAnimates 3 года назад +2

    Poor emirichu getting no credit on her drawings!

  • @felixvines1
    @felixvines1 3 года назад +1

    8:50 Him: calling this our only L,
    Me: *hmmmmmmmm* are you sure about that

  • @jackbalter4288
    @jackbalter4288 3 года назад

    The telephone operator had a similar end but out of spite

  • @I_am_looking_for_GF
    @I_am_looking_for_GF Год назад

    2:48 gasoline is actually pretty good at stoping heat warheads lol

  • @3chmidt
    @3chmidt 3 года назад

    10:10 "looks german"
    charlie chaplin: *do i look german to you chav?*

  • @howardbaxter2514
    @howardbaxter2514 2 года назад

    4:25 never thought I would see the day where UBW would be used in a USSR meme.

  • @josephstalin5023
    @josephstalin5023 3 года назад +1

    Happy 800k Drew!

  • @spiralmapping9899
    @spiralmapping9899 3 года назад +1

    3:04 German military music when invading the Soviet Union

    • @mziq1030
      @mziq1030 3 года назад +1

      What is is called

    • @spiralmapping9899
      @spiralmapping9899 3 года назад

      @@mziq1030 'entry of the gladiators' by Julius Fucik

  • @dedotrongames6402
    @dedotrongames6402 2 года назад +1

    1:23 No, they're gone because some dude was losing business to some other dude who's wife kept intentionally wiring the calls to said other dude. The first dude decided to be petty, and invented the automatic call system years later.

  • @benthomason3307
    @benthomason3307 2 года назад

    The circus song is called "entry of the gladiators," btw.

  • @diamondsam
    @diamondsam 3 года назад +1

    Did not expect to see a history meme made using some RUclipsrs that is sometimes watch, daidus and emirichu

  • @fabiansuckfull9446
    @fabiansuckfull9446 2 года назад +2

    I can find a flaw in the logic that Germany would've lost regardless of the USA joining the war: Stalin, Zhukov and Chruschev literally said that they would've lost the war if it wasn't for American lend lease.

  • @user-nd9bz6en9b
    @user-nd9bz6en9b 3 года назад +1

    800K lets goooo

  • @lavaleopard2961
    @lavaleopard2961 2 года назад

    “It’s really not that long too”
    Ever heard of a tomahawk?
    I know you thought I was going to go a different route with that, be honest

  • @themedivaltrainerdawson4951
    @themedivaltrainerdawson4951 Год назад

    America: "Don't worry, God will forgive you"
    Germany: "Oh. Good"
    America: *pulls out shotgun* "But we don't"

  • @HinoTestsuExtra
    @HinoTestsuExtra Год назад

    “It looks rather German, I wonder who that is”
    It’s obviously Charlie Chaplain the first to famously have that mustache

  • @Sennahoj_DE_RLP
    @Sennahoj_DE_RLP 3 года назад

    3:30 The man made object was an german A4 Rocket The A4 Rockets had been used to make bad things in the UK. By German PRopaganda it was named V2(Vergeltungwaffe 2)

  • @sturmoviksunday
    @sturmoviksunday 2 года назад

    1:02 that way they can also use it to cut down trees

  • @petersmythe6462
    @petersmythe6462 2 года назад +2

    Re: losing the mandate of heaven.
    That's not actually a terrible justification for revolution. Letting your country fall to natural disasters is often a sign of poor leadership because it means you were operating without a margin for error.

  • @Peh513
    @Peh513 2 года назад +1

    5:19 wait a mirror is an animal

    • @Peh513
      @Peh513 2 года назад

      Always has been.

  • @LankyAssMofka
    @LankyAssMofka 3 года назад +2

    The clown march actually slaps.

  • @jaydendickson9447
    @jaydendickson9447 Год назад

    Germany: NOOOOO YOU CANT USE SHOTGUNS, THEY ARE INHUMANE
    america: HAHA TRENCH GUN GO *CHIK CHIK*

  • @berkshire4607
    @berkshire4607 2 года назад +1

    Well, WW2 Italy's intelligence was terrifying. Terrifying stupid

  • @timroberts5177
    @timroberts5177 Год назад +1

    What did it take america three years to put the shells in the shotgun?

  • @Kryniaurnej
    @Kryniaurnej 3 года назад +2

    800k CONGRATS!!!!

  • @swizzlite9985
    @swizzlite9985 3 года назад +4

    The pistol axe were actually more effective than the bayonet on guns

  • @MarsCorrientes
    @MarsCorrientes 3 года назад +13

    Day 73 of saying I live for Drew’s daily upload.

  • @matthewtalbot-paine7977
    @matthewtalbot-paine7977 2 года назад

    3:33 Plato basically created straw manning at this point

  • @mandalortemaan7510
    @mandalortemaan7510 3 года назад

    I hope I don't get exiled to Saint Halena, if I go to Elba I'll just come back

  • @maciekmaciastymaciejka2450
    @maciekmaciastymaciejka2450 2 года назад

    not only in America, people who create weapons work under the influence of alcohol, therefore we have a whole collection of firearms with sharp ends

  • @JustanordinaryLatiaS
    @JustanordinaryLatiaS Год назад

    Fun fact: the dutch have returned not with spices with technology or more so computer chips all thanks to ASML.

  • @norfolk1
    @norfolk1 3 года назад +1

    Congrats on 800k! :D

  • @MarkoIloski
    @MarkoIloski 3 года назад +1

    Congrats on 800k

  • @TheSkyGuy77
    @TheSkyGuy77 3 года назад

    The Polish gun-blade
    😂

  • @ghostie7028
    @ghostie7028 3 года назад

    9:51 Except that Sweden already knew the turret was effective since the Monitor was made by a swede

  • @Antihero115
    @Antihero115 Год назад

    Japan: when you run out of ammo become the ammo
    Polska: when you run out of ammo go viking mode

  • @ZillerSpitzerich
    @ZillerSpitzerich 3 года назад +1

    What is the name of the anime? 4:25