Building Ikea's most difficult furniture: THE DIVORCEMAKER - 10 Minute Power Hour

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  • @berrybread7425
    @berrybread7425 4 года назад +6566

    “It’s straight enough, that’s what my dad says about me”
    - Arin Hanson 2020

    • @wickedleerena
      @wickedleerena 4 года назад +57

      words to live by

    • @sunshinewiccan5523
      @sunshinewiccan5523 4 года назад +15

      what timestamp was tat lol

    • @Luinhox17
      @Luinhox17 4 года назад +73

      Candy Girl 3:45

    • @jivranmanueljimenezllamas7437
      @jivranmanueljimenezllamas7437 4 года назад +157

      Inmedatly after.
      Dan: go slower first-wait, you're not in... (Don't take this out of context)
      Arin: _Laughts_
      3:46

    • @evelynt9582
      @evelynt9582 4 года назад +172

      my man out here being a bi icon, we stan

  • @Tosnacc
    @Tosnacc 4 года назад +4945

    Arin: *stands on a thin piece of wood at an angle with all of his weight*
    Also Arin: "why is it all bent?"

    • @HerpDerpTheTank
      @HerpDerpTheTank 4 года назад +75

      It hurt my soul when he did that.

    • @paulsalterego8700
      @paulsalterego8700 4 года назад +15

      If the grumps were a straight couple, which one would be the wife?

    • @Tosnacc
      @Tosnacc 4 года назад +80

      @@paulsalterego8700 for sure Dan, he's the more level headed and logical one. Arin has too much chaotic energy

    • @elrinconetereo1190
      @elrinconetereo1190 4 года назад +6

      sooo much hurt

    • @TheBillingerCrew
      @TheBillingerCrew 4 года назад +14

      On a certain level, this was one of the most frustrating videos I've ever seen.

  • @misterjeef5296
    @misterjeef5296 4 года назад +3500

    Dan and Arin's marriage at risk. Dan starts singing KIss From a Rose. Marriage saved.

  • @robinhutton2649
    @robinhutton2649 4 года назад +3422

    It was at “stand over it in a satisfied manner w a friend” that I realized this thing ain’t gettin built

    • @nostalgiagaming8955
      @nostalgiagaming8955 4 года назад +123

      It was at reading the title that I knew it wasn't getting built

    • @DismemberedHat
      @DismemberedHat 4 года назад +55

      @@nostalgiagaming8955 they would have a hard time with the easiest things to build from IKEA, but the hardest? That's just going to be a pile of wood on the floor by the end

    • @joecrouse2503
      @joecrouse2503 3 года назад +14

      Honestly in the past I've had difficulty putting this sort of furniture togethor and I have carpentry training. I can design and build my own designs easier than some of these things

  • @Nebullux
    @Nebullux 4 года назад +2674

    Arin is their boss... I like to remember that when he's yelling to defend his mario references and fake surfing on ikea furniture

    • @lizthedisjointedzebra692
      @lizthedisjointedzebra692 4 года назад +90

      Tee bee ehhch, I would fuckin love to have Arin as my boss.

    • @Jocuro2
      @Jocuro2 4 года назад +60

      In my experience, bosses usually yell to defend incorrect sports facts and fake golf with anything vaguely golf-club shaped.
      But that's Arin for ya! Always subverting expectations.

    • @soraniostaur3839
      @soraniostaur3839 4 года назад +7

      why did this make me laugh so hard

    • @hoovy2319
      @hoovy2319 4 года назад +2

      Oh shit, you right

    • @ameladaptivedaydreamer949
      @ameladaptivedaydreamer949 4 года назад +9

      They are also friends.......and just categorizing Arin as "just they're boss" seems kinda mean

  • @BoredomBee
    @BoredomBee 4 года назад +6719

    Arin standing on flimsy IKEA wood without holding onto anything else while it bows beneath him is the level of confidence I aspire to have.

    • @Trashie01
      @Trashie01 4 года назад +66

      I'm living for arin flipping out honestly

    • @robinurmum8738
      @robinurmum8738 4 года назад +107

      diffrent types of minecraft wood:
      ●Oak
      ●Birch
      ●IKEA WOOD

    • @BoredomBee
      @BoredomBee 4 года назад +47

      @@robinurmum8738 Any tools made with IKEA wood blocks break within five seconds. Chests and boats require twenty times the standard number of block planks and a furnace.

    • @hanleal2001
      @hanleal2001 4 года назад +36

      That’s Arin “Check This Shit Out” Hanson for ya

    • @bananaman7067
      @bananaman7067 4 года назад +8

      What do you mean he was just on a trampoline man

  • @felix.y
    @felix.y 4 года назад +8355

    Alternate title: "Man Famously Bad at Following Instructions Yells at People for Not Following Instructions"

    • @kylie7780
      @kylie7780 4 года назад +338

      an addition to the Alt title "While trying to follow instructions that are infamously known for not giving good instructions.

    • @ThatGuyNamedJoe
      @ThatGuyNamedJoe 4 года назад +31

      @@kylie7780 oh damn
      but it tru tho

    • @albertescobedo503
      @albertescobedo503 4 года назад +6

      Some call fox news

    • @giantsbane2475
      @giantsbane2475 4 года назад +9

      Kylie Ash With a friend who people think are together, but are really just close friends.

    • @trashrabbit69
      @trashrabbit69 4 года назад +31

      Also known for EATING instructions.

  • @Eeempyy
    @Eeempyy 4 года назад +7635

    THEYRE GETTING DIVORCED?! well now Suzy and Arin can get married.

    • @pb9611
      @pb9611 4 года назад +91

      IsaPizza They are my otp tbh 😳😳🥺

    • @AidanC47
      @AidanC47 4 года назад +60

      They Got No Chemistry

    • @poolpaws
      @poolpaws 4 года назад +8

      ASCBBHHTSS HAHAHAHA

    • @RaiosSephi
      @RaiosSephi 4 года назад +161

      Dan and Ashley can now be a couple too, I guess...

    • @Eeempyy
      @Eeempyy 4 года назад +9

      @@RaiosSephi haha true!!

  • @Rowcan
    @Rowcan 4 года назад +1532

    "It's finished!"
    _the top of the bookshelf: clearly backwards/not finished_

    • @JSainte17
      @JSainte17 3 года назад +57

      That one shelf facing the wrong way has been driving me insane the entire time.

    • @MrMadshepherd
      @MrMadshepherd 3 года назад +11

      I couldn’t look away from it

    • @DennisFromRLM
      @DennisFromRLM 3 года назад +7

      Wrong way shelf gang..
      Yup they F'd it up

    • @Soundscapes775
      @Soundscapes775 Год назад +1

      By the looks of it they painyed over it too

  • @ntorres6401
    @ntorres6401 4 года назад +2629

    “It’s straight enough, that’s what my dad says about me” Arin hanson 2020

  • @leehitashi2621
    @leehitashi2621 4 года назад +4195

    Alternative title:
    Angry white man screams at Jewish boy whilst handling the *wood*

  • @GKXPress
    @GKXPress 4 года назад +1111

    Borf: *getting ready to leave*
    Dan: "THE BELL DOES NOT DISMISS YOU, I DO!"

  • @bubblesexplorer8510
    @bubblesexplorer8510 4 года назад +1393

    Arin: “don’t lose any piece”
    Dan: *proceeds to let fall SEVERAL pieces to the ground* yeah man don’t worry

  • @TheLazysketcher
    @TheLazysketcher 4 года назад +2208

    As a Swedish person watching this, i kinda feel like Palpatine just sitting back going "Gooooooooood, let the hate flow through you, let it consume you.".

    • @CertifiedDoc
      @CertifiedDoc 4 года назад +34

      Are you saying Ikea does this to people on purpose?

    • @TheLazysketcher
      @TheLazysketcher 4 года назад +36

      @@CertifiedDoc Yes and no. What i mean is, people are seriously inept if they think putting something from Ikea together is difficult. I consider myself mentally challenged, and even i can do it!

    • @sharthero
      @sharthero 4 года назад +7

      SCHEMES

    • @s_napps
      @s_napps 4 года назад +6

      Emperor step peppers

    • @EmIdc
      @EmIdc 4 года назад +10

      It's incredibly simple to follow IKEA instructions, I don't get how people find it difficult??

  • @vciforgot5156
    @vciforgot5156 4 года назад +1965

    "you never look at me during."
    "well, it's not much to look at."
    GUYS

    • @oh_robins
      @oh_robins 4 года назад +45

      This felt mean, even though I know they ❤ each other

    • @exoticbutters9867
      @exoticbutters9867 4 года назад +16

      Um. . Lies!!!! It's DAN

    • @Wizard.Performance
      @Wizard.Performance 4 года назад +7

      calm down

    • @az8el996
      @az8el996 4 года назад +5

      it's a reference to an ongoing bit from multiple playthroughs on the main channel

    • @vciforgot5156
      @vciforgot5156 4 года назад

      you’re probably pissed off huh?

  • @lemonautical
    @lemonautical 4 года назад +1959

    arin: stands on flimsy ikea wood.
    also arin: "why is this bent?!"

    • @SickWheyfu
      @SickWheyfu 4 года назад +20

      You think it's wood Ikea uses in furniture like this? HAH! Yea ok they use woodchips and glue and compress it into planks and then machine and cut them. It's basically the worst amd cheapest way to make wooden furniture. Exception being if you're a semi capable carpenter with some hand tools and ready lumber you made yourself from your own forest. Sure it takes a couple of years, but at least it's not made of wood chips and glue.

    • @Hi-Im-Gib
      @Hi-Im-Gib 4 года назад +6

      I've never seen or heard of IKEA before this........
      I'm Filipino don't blame me

    • @mythical_pizza
      @mythical_pizza 4 года назад +8

      @@Hi-Im-Gib Honestly, that probably means you have quality furniture. IKEA is widely agreed upon to suck in the US, yet everyone has at least one item from it somehow.

    • @enter_feeling6042
      @enter_feeling6042 4 года назад +9

      @@SickWheyfu it's ok furniture for a fucking cheap price. Wtf do you expect? Gold encased logs?

    • @SickWheyfu
      @SickWheyfu 4 года назад

      @@enter_feeling6042 Nothing, when it comes from Ikea. From regular furniture, regular lumber. You know, just your good old lumber you get after milling a log into planks and then letting it dry and then making funiture from it

  • @Chrinik
    @Chrinik 4 года назад +413

    Steps on plank.
    Dan's face of imminent Doom.
    Arin: "Why is it all bent?"
    Dan: "I dunno...."

  • @kdawg5329
    @kdawg5329 4 года назад +942

    dan is like the son trying not to cry while arin is the dad screaming at him to shine the flashlight in the right spot

    • @davidavery996
      @davidavery996 4 года назад +17

      This comment is my childhood.

    • @hazelolive7895
      @hazelolive7895 4 года назад +24

      Oh my gosh Its like when my dad tried teaching me how to drive. NO PUT YOUR FOOT FOOT FLAT ON THE GROUND. No put it on the base of the gas pedal so you have better control.
      While I'm over here like Dad im short.
      Needless to say my mom taught me how to drive.

    • @PlsDrea
      @PlsDrea 4 года назад +9

      My dad won a tv at a work raffle and he asked for my help putting it on its stand. He asked me to just hold the tv and he kept yelling at me telling me I was holding it wrong (i was not moving after he told me how to hold it) and after some more fighting I let go of the tv, it fell in the floor (I was 13 and small, it was fine) and I yelled at him "do you want my help or do you want my help?" And then I walked away. Believe it or not I'm my dads favorite. We're both stubborn assholes who love being right.

    • @Kyosumari
      @Kyosumari 4 года назад +4

      Didn't ever properly have a dad, but that comment about sums up my relationship with my mother. In fact I recall that exact scenario happening many times growing up. Ah... childhood trauma at it's finest.

    • @mfitzburger5137
      @mfitzburger5137 4 года назад +4

      me, being literally carried home by brother at 2am from a house party after repeatedly failing to check in with my parents the whole night
      dad:
      me, helping my dad weave some cables through the back of a desk and taking .0005 seconds longer than anticipated
      dad: 7:40

  • @sethfox942
    @sethfox942 4 года назад +3635

    One of these days we’re gonna get the full “Kiss From A Rose” cover, and all will be right in this world

    • @pogpurin
      @pogpurin 4 года назад +25

      We are gonna!! :D I cant wait for it!!

    • @angelahetrick9232
      @angelahetrick9232 4 года назад +76

      Dan’s already gotten one recorded (maybe released) with super guitar bros

    • @abbierouse5713
      @abbierouse5713 4 года назад +8

      Angela Hetrick hey wait where

    • @jamiesbooksandstuff
      @jamiesbooksandstuff 4 года назад +8

      Abbie Rouse it’s not coming out until Marchish

    • @astrowolvez
      @astrowolvez 4 года назад +22

      The other day I was at the store and kiss from a rose started playing and I immediately thought of game grumps. 😂

  • @AlmostZer0
    @AlmostZer0 4 года назад +2162

    One day, they should do an episode called "The Ten Hour Power Minute" where they try to make ten hours worth of content in 10 minutes
    Let's be honest: They'd find a way

    • @lucasblanchard47
      @lucasblanchard47 4 года назад +61

      Do you mean ten hours of content in ONE minute? Because that would be hilariously bad lol.

    • @Chillaxorita
      @Chillaxorita 4 года назад +25

      Just take one of Arin's noises and make the 10-hour version

    • @BacadoTheSkoggy
      @BacadoTheSkoggy 4 года назад +21

      Easy, Record with 60 cameras at the same time and paste all the footage back to back

    • @caidenmillar2832
      @caidenmillar2832 4 года назад +10

      @@BacadoTheSkoggy So a drama/mystery show with lots of flashbacks.

    • @untitledphysicist3205
      @untitledphysicist3205 4 года назад +3

      They could record a regular video and slow it down

  • @str4wb3rry33
    @str4wb3rry33 4 года назад +389

    When Arin started up that second verse of kiss from a rose, and Dan encouraged him along. I want a friendship like that!

    • @katac7286
      @katac7286 4 года назад +18

      STR4W B3RRY i watched that bit twice, saw this comment, and watched it again bc i didn’t catch dan’s little “keep going” hands 🥺

  • @aMAXproduction
    @aMAXproduction 4 года назад +494

    This is essentially my brain cells trying to build a thought.

  • @babymetalic
    @babymetalic 4 года назад +316

    "it's straight enough. that's what my dad says about me."
    it's funny bc i don't doubt that one bit

    • @inuzrule
      @inuzrule 4 года назад +7

      Funny enough, that's what my dad used to say about me too

  • @honey_bramble
    @honey_bramble 4 года назад +2299

    “You never look at me during.”
    “Well. I mean. There’s not much to look at.”
    I DON’T KNOW WHY I NEVER THOUGHT OF THE RESPONSE TO THAT PHRASE-

    • @RealRoseCosplays
      @RealRoseCosplays 4 года назад +89

      You've never needed to because you've only ever been in healthy and strong relationships?

    • @Sturla-Tyr
      @Sturla-Tyr 4 года назад +46

      @@RealRoseCosplays they've never needed to because they have never been in a relationship?

    • @frybit4087
      @frybit4087 4 года назад +44

      @@Sturla-Tyr shiittt you came for their whole SOUL with that one

  • @jevilcore
    @jevilcore 4 года назад +318

    Arin: This is so easy, who gets a divorce from THIS?
    Dan: *looks at the book* Oh god.

    • @BeatlesFanGirl26
      @BeatlesFanGirl26 4 года назад +7

      And then Dan's like I think we should see other people.

  • @Dizee.
    @Dizee. 4 года назад +2998

    Arin: “Who gets a divorce from this? This is so easy”
    Dan: **turns page** “Oh god.. We should see other people”

  • @FalconFighterPilot1013
    @FalconFighterPilot1013 4 года назад +2145

    Arin standing on the boards made me physically uncomfortable

    • @spinejackel
      @spinejackel 4 года назад +85

      that and them leaving that one shelf facing the wrong way

    • @TankHardcheese
      @TankHardcheese 4 года назад +54

      FUN FACT: that whole thing costs over one thousand dollars. You'd think he'd be a little more careful.

    • @Caedus696
      @Caedus696 4 года назад +11

      Fun fact, they are millionares, don't think they care.

    • @gabesgotunpaidtaxes
      @gabesgotunpaidtaxes 4 года назад +19

      Right?? I felt like legit anxiety everytime he kicked and/or stood on it

    • @woteveruk1
      @woteveruk1 4 года назад +54

      him standing on it didnt really bother me that much
      but when he then asked "why is it bent" immediately after standing on it, that kind of got to me

  • @SamK31
    @SamK31 4 года назад +504

    “Straight enough, that’s what my dad says about me.” I’m DECEASED. ☠️

    • @SamK31
      @SamK31 4 года назад +22

      Me too Arin, me too.

    • @DustyFrawn
      @DustyFrawn 4 года назад +2

      Rip

  • @socktopus4399
    @socktopus4399 4 года назад +675

    What I learned about a healthy marriage:
    Give the chaotic one a forum to be chaotic
    Sing together

    • @AriesFiyah
      @AriesFiyah 4 года назад +9

      That is literally me and my girlfriend. I'm the chaotic one. XD

    • @theresabobeeesa
      @theresabobeeesa 4 года назад +2

      That is stinkin wholesome. 💖

    • @cinnamoncleric
      @cinnamoncleric 4 года назад +2

      As someone who has been married for 8 years, I can confirm that this is accurate.

  • @GrayCole96
    @GrayCole96 4 года назад +2648

    The rumor come out: does game grumps is divorced?!??

    • @AidanC47
      @AidanC47 4 года назад +2

      Gray Cole lol

    • @aquacity13
      @aquacity13 4 года назад +27

      Yes, I'm their lawyer and am helping with filing the divorce papers

    • @etitus9376
      @etitus9376 4 года назад +1

      Lmao.

    • @theretrosavage
      @theretrosavage 4 года назад +7

      Time for me to propose...to them both... yeah that's what's up

    • @ZeroSeis
      @ZeroSeis 4 года назад +8

      nice reference

  • @HoneyBoom
    @HoneyBoom 4 года назад +4731

    "it's straight enough! that's what my dad says about me"
    peak bisexual humour right here

  • @chimeranix
    @chimeranix 4 года назад +359

    "It's straight enough." should be IKEA's motto, everyone says that at one point...

    • @jahenrie86
      @jahenrie86 4 года назад +1

      Chimera Nix ehhh it should work

  • @veravollebregt8484
    @veravollebregt8484 4 года назад +762

    can't wait for the day we have enough seal covers to make a kiss from a rose compilation

    • @sweetgirl070707
      @sweetgirl070707 4 года назад +20

      It's already been done

    • @matman1396
      @matman1396 4 года назад +9

      I’m pretty sure there already are lol

    • @caidenmillar2832
      @caidenmillar2832 4 года назад +43

      Dan's currently creating a cover of it with a few people. It should be out sometime this year.

    • @veravollebregt8484
      @veravollebregt8484 4 года назад +6

      Caitlin Millar that's awesome! i'll definitely check it out :)

    • @jessematthews4168
      @jessematthews4168 4 года назад +1

      @@caidenmillar2832 I want this so much

  • @fiction6969
    @fiction6969 2 года назад +60

    The way Danny tells Arin to keep going without him to further increase his singing ability and let him show off his progress in singing is so adorable, love these guys, Danny and Arnold.

  • @GoldnDusty
    @GoldnDusty 4 года назад +348

    “But that’s because you’re my common law wife” fucking broke me. Danny’s timing is *so* good.

  • @oh_robins
    @oh_robins 4 года назад +432

    The amount of chaotic energy that is radiating from Arin is overwhelming.

    • @robbieboydudeguy
      @robbieboydudeguy 4 года назад +8

      JayJoy of Shrooms Bold of you to assume he’s not already high on coke

    • @LazyKazzy
      @LazyKazzy 4 года назад +2

      Naw it's just good ole ADD👍

    • @TheRealYeetSauce
      @TheRealYeetSauce 4 года назад

      I spiritually relate to his chaotic energy

  • @JeiceTwiggs
    @JeiceTwiggs Год назад +36

    11:30 i love how dan is just doing the little "c'mon, you got it!" gestures that band directors do as arin is slowly remembering the lyrics

  • @amstol4332
    @amstol4332 4 года назад +210

    As soon as Dan said "I'll seal it" it was obvious we were in for another beautiful rendition of the grumps' national anthem

    • @WorldAhoy
      @WorldAhoy 4 года назад

      oooh... now I get it! :D :D

    • @evandavis5223
      @evandavis5223 4 года назад +3

      BAAABAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!

    • @Seb-Storm
      @Seb-Storm 4 года назад

      @@evandavis5223 I compare you to a kiss from a rose in the grey

  • @xDangeRx86
    @xDangeRx86 4 года назад +288

    Wife: This is giving me bad anxiety.
    Me: Why?
    Wife: Because I know they aren't going to be able to do it.

    • @rwaitwhat
      @rwaitwhat 4 года назад

      Yeah they made like, a third of the full thing and were very proud of themselves 😄

    • @916oh2panther2
      @916oh2panther2 4 года назад

      Everytime he walks on the boxes it triggers my anxiety.

    • @xDangeRx86
      @xDangeRx86 4 года назад +1

      @@916oh2panther2 my wife was covering her eyes at one point

    • @xDangeRx86
      @xDangeRx86 4 года назад

      @Praise the Sun I used to work for a furniture company and did delivery and assembly for 4 years. I've seen just about everything.

  • @dredd_3238
    @dredd_3238 4 года назад +293

    IKEA furniture: LEGO but for masochists

  • @nerikkis
    @nerikkis 4 года назад +147

    i love how arin’s hair slowly falls down as he descends into madness

    • @raccoon_goth
      @raccoon_goth 4 года назад +5

      His loose ponytail is just "straight" up hot

  • @serotoninavenue2252
    @serotoninavenue2252 4 года назад +217

    Every time they sing a kiss from a rose, 10 years are added on to my lifespan

  • @finch1620
    @finch1620 4 года назад +158

    idk why but that shot at 11:37 of Dan doing the "love remains" and just looking perfectly content and happy made me very happy.

    • @s_napps
      @s_napps 4 года назад +12

      Then arins “oOHh” two seconds later

  • @TeeChu
    @TeeChu 4 года назад +670

    "Why's it bent?" asked the bearded gentleman.
    It's because it's angled on a box, young squire.

    • @NWolfsson
      @NWolfsson 4 года назад +23

      And, you have stand on it with a panel the size of you, you little f*ck.

    • @niftyspiffyguy
      @niftyspiffyguy 4 года назад +5

      You stood on it too! You fool!
      Divorcemaker?🤔
      Unsubscribed.

    • @MarkThePage
      @MarkThePage 4 года назад +5

      Haters dont know that this was page 1 of the hottest joke book of 1652.

  • @CameronBaba
    @CameronBaba 4 года назад +3262

    no one:
    not a soul:
    dan: 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓷𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓴 𝓪𝓽 𝓶𝓮 𝓭𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓰

    • @wamber2391
      @wamber2391 4 года назад +78

      felt this through my BONES

    • @mikevisby8744
      @mikevisby8744 4 года назад +119

      Arin:Well I mean, there's not much to look at

    • @shaya8080
      @shaya8080 3 года назад +36

      My phone doesn't support certain emojis, so these all look like long boxes to me and it somehow still fits

    • @Khornecussion
      @Khornecussion 3 года назад +22

      @@shaya8080 They said " You never look at me during. "

    • @shaya8080
      @shaya8080 3 года назад +7

      @@Khornecussion Oh! Thank you 😂

  • @ShadowTheDeathhog
    @ShadowTheDeathhog 4 года назад +1063

    If they get a divorce then who gets Ross?

    • @newflesh666
      @newflesh666 4 года назад +141

      They exchange him every other weekend.

    • @kylie7780
      @kylie7780 4 года назад +25

      Orph does

    • @user-st7rq3sn7v
      @user-st7rq3sn7v 4 года назад +18

      You idiots! Ross gets Ross!......... He's a grown ass man!.....
      For the joke though..... i don't think anyone is an idiot.....

    • @Arrowatch
      @Arrowatch 4 года назад +41

      The person with the worse divorce lawyer.

    • @jexxer
      @jexxer 4 года назад +48

      Do they share custody of Jory?

  • @nicomoist5336
    @nicomoist5336 4 года назад +177

    11:21
    As you can see here, an interaction between two Disney princes singing a love song together while staring into each others eyes WOOOOOH DISNEY LEARN FROM THIS TWO

  • @jadanrae
    @jadanrae 4 года назад +539

    Borf: *gets ready to leave*
    Dan: The outro does not dismiss you, I dismiss you

  • @RaspberryPastry
    @RaspberryPastry 4 года назад +1062

    Arin: People keep saying we're a couple
    Also Arin 12 minutes later: My husband (hugging Dan while breathing heavily directly into the mic)

  • @juliamaddalina5813
    @juliamaddalina5813 4 года назад +633

    I can’t wait to see a game grumps animated of this: out of context and all we see is a bedroom door the whole time. 😂

    • @sharthero
      @sharthero 4 года назад +49

      *drill sound* ah~ *drill sound* ah~

    • @geeky.girly.gorgeous.2709
      @geeky.girly.gorgeous.2709 4 года назад +47

      “Go slow at first, oh wait, you’re not in.” - Dan 😂😂😂

    • @madeliner1682
      @madeliner1682 4 года назад +49

      "don't use your teeth"
      "you always say that but it always works"

    • @idonthaveabody.help.4736
      @idonthaveabody.help.4736 4 года назад +21

      @@geeky.girly.gorgeous.2709 "wait dont take that out of context" this is the internet, we take thing out of context *really* easily

    • @idonthaveabody.help.4736
      @idonthaveabody.help.4736 4 года назад +11

      8:02 I just cant. my god I am happy I have headphones in rn 😳

  • @deadxdreadxpunk6091
    @deadxdreadxpunk6091 4 года назад +66

    Kiss from A Rose is their song. Whenever they're out and it starts to play, Arin grabs Dan's sleeve, tugging it and saying, "They're playing OUR song!"

  • @ashleyelizabeth6349
    @ashleyelizabeth6349 4 года назад +1170

    Dan: "I'll seal it..."
    Me: "Dan no please we all know where this is going"
    Dan: "THeRE UsED tO bE A gReAT tOWER!!!"

    • @whitneymouse
      @whitneymouse 4 года назад +36

      Ashley Elizabeth it’s “a greying tower”

    • @ashleyelizabeth6349
      @ashleyelizabeth6349 4 года назад +19

      Whitney Elizabeth You must be fun at parties

    • @jamesthemagpie3202
      @jamesthemagpie3202 4 года назад +44

      @@ashleyelizabeth6349 Okay, but why are you both named Elizabeth?

    • @ashleyelizabeth6349
      @ashleyelizabeth6349 4 года назад +8

      James the Magpie It’s my middle name. I feel like it’s a wildly common middle name. Especially if you were born around the early 90s

    • @whitneymouse
      @whitneymouse 4 года назад +10

      Ashley Elizabeth it’s my favorite song. That’s all. I wasn’t trying to make a big deal

  • @lumeme9352
    @lumeme9352 4 года назад +663

    "people keep saying we're a couple-"
    Technically you ARE in a relationship
    *A friendship*

    • @kenzielynn6648
      @kenzielynn6648 4 года назад +50

      They’re just a couple of homies who talk abt being married. Nun wrong with that. They’re wearing socks

    • @joejonasfromcamprock886
      @joejonasfromcamprock886 3 года назад +11

      @Kate A OHMYGOD FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT

    • @theamericanyoutuber
      @theamericanyoutuber 3 года назад +17

      A couple o’ cards.

  • @beesquestionmark
    @beesquestionmark 4 года назад +323

    Arin, literally 15 seconds after standing on the wood: “WHY’S IT SO BENT??”

  • @BearlyEntertainment
    @BearlyEntertainment 4 года назад +928

    This was the most frustrating episode of Bob the builder I've ever watched.

    • @TheUniqueComedy
      @TheUniqueComedy 4 года назад +2

      That made my day 😂😂

    • @thebugbear9198
      @thebugbear9198 4 года назад +1

      Have you ever seen the new design? I thought not

  • @striker6677
    @striker6677 4 года назад +961

    "Don't use you teeth." "You always say that buy it always works." Really makes the subtle homosexual imagery a little more bdsm than I'm comfortable with.

    • @2burntbutters
      @2burntbutters 4 года назад +53

      I both hate you and love you for making me imagine that

  • @conedvin
    @conedvin 4 года назад +286

    dan: you *shouldn't stand* on this.
    arin seconds later: why's it all *bent?*
    dan, shocked: I dunno, man.

  • @elliotwarren1090
    @elliotwarren1090 4 года назад +136

    Arin: Just don’t lose any parts.
    Dan: *proceeds to dump the entire bag on the floor*

  • @EbbermanEmily
    @EbbermanEmily 4 года назад +56

    "Its been Seal'd" is absolute comedic genius

  • @heyImPaul
    @heyImPaul 4 года назад +339

    10:20 Another immaculate sighting of the “Grump” and “Not so Grump”.

    • @theslayerfreak
      @theslayerfreak 4 года назад +22

      Its just dan's huge grin while arin yells "SHUT UP SIRI, SHUT UP!!" that is just so priceless, lmao

    • @the_furgasm
      @the_furgasm 4 года назад +2

      What episode was it where Dan made that same face but there was breathing behind it and the camera zoomed in and out?

  • @dirtveggie8836
    @dirtveggie8836 4 года назад +847

    Sexbang: *Start singing Kiss from a rose*
    Me: Here we go again...

    • @puddin.
      @puddin. 4 года назад +14

      o^o love kiss from a rose, especially mr sexbang singing in general

    • @SheWearsShortSkirtsIEatPizza
      @SheWearsShortSkirtsIEatPizza 4 года назад +35

      We should have known it was happening when he said "I'll seal it" with that shit eating grin.

    • @mistersympa15
      @mistersympa15 4 года назад

      And that's how you know their marriage will last.

    • @GildofRoger
      @GildofRoger 4 года назад +4

      I read this as, "start kissing from a rose" in my mind 😅

    • @dirtveggie8836
      @dirtveggie8836 4 года назад +4

      @@puddin. Well, Everyone loves his voice... he's just perfect in general... (XD Yes, I'm one of those people)

  • @kellensteyer2842
    @kellensteyer2842 4 года назад +114

    Arin: Don't lose any pieces
    Dan: *Drops half the screws on the floor*

  • @narspolaris
    @narspolaris 4 года назад +242

    arin: “who gets a divorce from this? this is so easy!”
    dan: *turns page* ...oh god...we need to see other people.

  • @guytorie
    @guytorie 4 года назад +409

    Arin's mind: "Be totally nonchalant when you say 'people say we're a couple.'"
    Arin: "People say we're a cupper"

  • @GeorgeSweet
    @GeorgeSweet 4 года назад +41

    7:53 I love when they clap you can hear just how many people are in the room just to watch them struggle.

  • @SortOfABigDeal
    @SortOfABigDeal 4 года назад +90

    Jokes aside, the way Dan lights up when Arin starts singing with him is super cute.

    • @lindseyoneill6551
      @lindseyoneill6551 4 года назад

      - SortOfABigDeal - there’s nothing like a spontaneous duet with your best friend 😊

  • @22kaybee22
    @22kaybee22 4 года назад +653

    The crew did realize that they were sacrificing the entire thing when they told them to build it right?

    • @s_napps
      @s_napps 4 года назад +53

      I think some of them had a small semblance of hope

    • @digstrememcdingus1463
      @digstrememcdingus1463 2 года назад +16

      Can you imagine if they wound up putting it all together on their own in the last end of this

    • @markdeska3322
      @markdeska3322 2 года назад +22

      I’m sure they either bought 2, or never intended it to be finished

  • @juliasaraiva9146
    @juliasaraiva9146 4 года назад +29

    I love how ever since the soap carving video Dan has been using every excuse to do other Kiss from a Rose duets with Arin

  • @anglr2062
    @anglr2062 4 года назад +525

    Arin: acting like the viewers will hate this video
    Us: living for exactly this

  • @gabmusic2655
    @gabmusic2655 4 года назад +208

    11:20
    Me : GOD I hope Dan’ll take that opportunity to sing Kiss from a Rose again !!!
    *two seconds later*
    Me : HELL YEAH ! You two Arin ! ‘YOOOUUUUU BECAME !’

    • @nurrdy
      @nurrdy 4 года назад +4

      I walked away to do something with my leopord geckos and heard them singing seal and finished up, tore ass back to my computer where I started scream singing LOL

    • @whateverworksmate.721
      @whateverworksmate.721 4 года назад +2

      THE LIGHT ON THE DARK SIDE OF ME-EE

  • @TheBluerayxx
    @TheBluerayxx 4 года назад +79

    I want an Arin and Dan cover of Kiss From a Rose, that would be magical.

  • @Arrowatch
    @Arrowatch 4 года назад +412

    Arin: *completely ignores all instructions on screen*
    Also Arin: "It's important when I say words!"
    Game Grumps Audience: "Ewe"

  • @TSFboi
    @TSFboi 4 года назад +177

    "This isn't even THAT nice a bookshelf."
    Idk why but that totally got me. Dan's deadpan is great

    • @WhiffleWaffles
      @WhiffleWaffles 4 года назад

      I've never done IKEA and I sort of thought the entire picture of what's in the box would be in the boxes, including the TV stand but I guess not? Idk I agree with Daniel lmao 🤣

  • @olive3093
    @olive3093 4 года назад +46

    Whenever Arin and Danny sing “Kiss from a Rose” I find myself singing along every time.

  • @OmegaGamer1989
    @OmegaGamer1989 4 года назад +889

    "Go slow... wait youre not in yet!"
    "Ohh dont use your teeth." "You always say that but it always works."
    "Alright pull it out!"
    "YES! YES! YES! Now THIS is what Im talkin about!"
    "Swab MY poopdeck! ;D "
    * Various slapping sounds * "Yes! YES!"
    * Dan JoJo poses *
    "It HAS been a pleasure."

    • @carlinianam0s
      @carlinianam0s 4 года назад +85

      What are you doing!! Dan SPECIFICALLY told us not to take that out of context!! That's illegal!!!

    • @TheRedRobin96
      @TheRedRobin96 4 года назад +22

      What did we say about writing Game Grumps / Sonic fanfic.

    • @haywoodjablowmi1236
      @haywoodjablowmi1236 4 года назад +24

      Arin- we gotta line up the holes baby

    • @Alexisdeitrich
      @Alexisdeitrich 4 года назад +30

      You forgot, “it’s straight enough, that’s what my dad says about me”

    • @whateverworksmate.721
      @whateverworksmate.721 4 года назад +4

      This episode has been a blessing.

  • @TheOtisUpham
    @TheOtisUpham 4 года назад +119

    Dan really flexing his goofy physical slap stick comedy in these last two eps. Killing it. Love you tons buddy.

  • @-myharlequinnsapphicarch-
    @-myharlequinnsapphicarch- 4 года назад +122

    "aAAH what have you done?"
    "just a power move.."
    "it was pretty cool though.."
    4:23 arins response was such an ADHD response it made me cackle, bc ive probably said the same shit idk how many times

  • @lennylink69
    @lennylink69 4 года назад +298

    " it’s straight enough, Thats what my dad says about me "
    Arin do u have something to tell us XD

    • @MostlyAnimatedSketches
      @MostlyAnimatedSketches 4 года назад +39

      Lenny Link If he’s been honest this whole time, I’d say he’s been pretty open about it lol

    • @Clubpenguin22
      @Clubpenguin22 4 года назад +5

      Mostly Animated Sketches I'm pretty sure it was just a joke...

    • @whatswiththisnewhandlesthing
      @whatswiththisnewhandlesthing 4 года назад +33

      I think Arin's straight up confirmed he's bi before

    • @SirVennie
      @SirVennie 4 года назад +4

      He has a wife

    • @cherade99
      @cherade99 4 года назад +62

      @@SirVennie And? My husband and I are both Bi, just cos you marry someone it doesn't change your inherent sexuality.

  • @BaronVonWolfe19
    @BaronVonWolfe19 4 года назад +291

    I'm pretty confident speaking for everyone when I say we want a full duet cover of Kiss From a Rose, like ASAP.

    • @doubbleenchantment6029
      @doubbleenchantment6029 4 года назад +4

      There's the NSP cover, but it's not quite the same

    • @RayDayPlays
      @RayDayPlays 4 года назад +5

      Arin can sing really well but he always goes the goofy route! Would love a full duetttttt

    • @lmwal1928
      @lmwal1928 4 года назад +4

      Someone needs to make a short video of them singing again, just like the soap carving one.

    • @cloudzero3916
      @cloudzero3916 4 года назад

      YES PLIS

    • @IsaLinh
      @IsaLinh 4 года назад +2

      I still want a full cover of Stacy’s mom

  • @charleysmith4348
    @charleysmith4348 4 года назад +48

    Arin: I can't sing
    Also Arin: Sings very well when he wants to

  • @blueface6069
    @blueface6069 4 года назад +196

    You do realize that now you've sung kiss by a rose twice, its a running joke. every time i hear seal come from a grump mouth I'd better hear the whole damn song

    • @tyffaneelavely8087
      @tyffaneelavely8087 4 года назад +7

      twice? You must have missed many videos. They have sang that song many times.

    • @Ilovemycomputer2013
      @Ilovemycomputer2013 4 года назад

      Good news. It’s on nsp’s next album

  • @Tonto151
    @Tonto151 4 года назад +295

    We're making the Divorcemaker! *shows picture of crazy complicated entertainment center*
    *actually just makes a simple bookshelf but manages to mess it up and make it look equally, if not more, complicated*
    This whole video gave me anxiety. Never change.

    • @SlippyJos
      @SlippyJos 4 года назад +19

      I work with these kinds of furniture. Its not as complicated once you have cleaned the working place and sorted the parts. They do however, take an eternity to put together. Especially alone. I sometimes spend a full working day to finish one. But im never struggling with it. Its just time consuming.

    • @BledWh1te
      @BledWh1te 4 года назад +17

      Also they only put together like, a quarter of it. Makes their feeling of triumph at the end even funnier

    • @KingDomsKingdom85
      @KingDomsKingdom85 4 года назад +6

      @@SlippyJos yeah i put up an IKEA entertainment unit and as you rightly said is that it's just time consuming. They always suggest 2 people to do them but i manage to do them solo... although it's a pain in the backside lol.

    • @Tonto151
      @Tonto151 4 года назад +1

      @@SlippyJos Oh yeah they're do-able. It just LOOKS complicated and it's not even what they built.

    • @Tonto151
      @Tonto151 4 года назад +4

      @@BledWh1te No you don't understand. They literally only built a bookshelf. Not the thing they showed a picture of. Danny even says "That's a nice bookshelf". It's Soviet Jump Game all over again. We've been swindled.

  • @harryathornton4463
    @harryathornton4463 2 года назад +10

    I love how this starts as them not taking it seriously, and over time you can see the toll it’s taking as the hours pass by

  • @gabmusic2655
    @gabmusic2655 4 года назад +104

    4:21
    - WHY DID I MARRY YOU !
    - i don’t know...
    Oh Dan. You’re too pure for this world.

  • @DaBirdie
    @DaBirdie 4 года назад +618

    "So what are your favorite youtubers?"
    "Well there's this one guy who talks about toys on a brown sofa, oh and I cant forget the two guys who do random stuff like play board games and put together ikea furniture."

    • @MrLunario
      @MrLunario 4 года назад +41

      Good Ol' Ashens and his brown sofa

    • @soraniostaur3839
      @soraniostaur3839 4 года назад

      brown sofa ?

    • @octopus189
      @octopus189 4 года назад +5

      Dr. Ashens is always great.

    • @jubuttib
      @jubuttib 4 года назад

      @@octopus189/videos Yes, gotta emphasize the Dr. part. =)

    • @ScooterinAB
      @ScooterinAB 4 года назад +4

      Ah yes. Brown Sofa Hands. I sometimes watch him too.

  • @PixieLovesItAll
    @PixieLovesItAll Год назад +10

    11:44 the fact that when Arin sings while bending over he naturally turns into Kermit the Frog still sends me into the stratosphere every single time

  • @queerandintears832
    @queerandintears832 4 года назад +283

    "You never look at me during"
    "Well there's not much to look at, hand me those dowels"
    "😢ok"
    🤣🤣

  • @dragontatoes
    @dragontatoes 4 года назад +695

    Arin: it's straight enough
    me, thinking: yeah, just like Ari-
    Arin: that's what my dad says about me
    me: oh. ok

    • @LovelyAngel.
      @LovelyAngel. 4 года назад +47

      dragontatoes if you put all pieces together it turns out you're his dad.

  • @mattfromwiisports2797
    @mattfromwiisports2797 4 года назад +100

    "Dan, my lover"
    Bout time they said it

  • @kayliehults7587
    @kayliehults7587 4 года назад +207

    The fact that one of the shelves is backwards makes me want to die.

    • @Agnes.Nutter
      @Agnes.Nutter 4 года назад +14

      It's actually not! The slot needs to be at the rear, for the backing to slide in. The front is unfinished because when the whole thing is assembled there's trim in front of it. :) (Check the photo at 0:57)

    • @nikotine-stain
      @nikotine-stain 4 года назад +3

      @@Agnes.Nutter Omg, you're right! You've saved us, bless

    • @vipercrb5622
      @vipercrb5622 4 года назад +2

      @@Agnes.Nutter you're a saint that saved everyone's sanity.

    • @JonasC22
      @JonasC22 4 года назад

      it gives it more characher. it's just funiture it doesn't need to be perfect.

  • @theretrosavage
    @theretrosavage 4 года назад +528

    It actually says in the instruction manual "should be oiled up when constructing this product" ...so what's up dudes y'all should be shirtless and covered in oil...

    • @Jet-BlackDragoon
      @Jet-BlackDragoon 4 года назад +14

      GOD do I need to see dan like that- wait what?

    • @theretrosavage
      @theretrosavage 4 года назад +10

      @@Jet-BlackDragoon bruh....we all do... it's ok embrace it...

    • @qua-z5357
      @qua-z5357 4 года назад +2

      @@theretrosavage may I join y'all to see this?

    • @SamitadeMilanesa
      @SamitadeMilanesa 4 года назад +3

      ONE OF LIFE'S SIMPLE JOYS

    • @woteveruk1
      @woteveruk1 4 года назад +5

      why just arin and dan? why not get the others too? suzy, ally, borf, dont leave the others out :P

  • @e.22mily
    @e.22mily 4 года назад +25

    Alternative title:
    Arin and Dan quickly ascend into insanity and then sing Kiss From A Rose by Seal.
    I would pay money I don’t have to see the whole uncut video.

  • @WhatsMyFandom
    @WhatsMyFandom 4 года назад +216

    10:16 Arin’s “What?” Made me laugh for some reason.
    11:22 Dan: I’ll seal it! Me: oh please be- *Dan starts singing Kiss From A Rose* YES!!

    • @TheMCzorro
      @TheMCzorro 4 года назад +3

      I'LL SEAL IT! NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!!!

    • @ChopStickSoSushi
      @ChopStickSoSushi 4 года назад +1

      Right! they must be doing yourube right cause they don't seem concerned with copyright fiasco like other youtubers... I luv Dan's voice :)

  • @kkkelso5027
    @kkkelso5027 4 года назад +57

    Arin tries to make Dan do physical work: the series

  • @pillowdargon
    @pillowdargon 4 года назад +76

    Game Grumps: the actual worst at following directions
    Also Game Grumps: assembles Ikea furniture
    *Anxiety skyrockets*

  • @TheBeedo11
    @TheBeedo11 4 года назад +57

    My anxiety through this entire episode thinking that Arin was going to break something

  • @vinnyfalzarano4911
    @vinnyfalzarano4911 4 года назад +69

    The second Dan said "I'll seal it!" And smiled, I instantly knew what was coming next.

  • @sydchotic
    @sydchotic 4 года назад +174

    Arin: "my husband!!"
    Dan: *war flashbacks*

  • @NaChO25599
    @NaChO25599 4 года назад +181

    -Thats straight enough
    -Thats what my dad say about me
    Arin is a bisexual icon and nobody can change my mind

    • @Shan-gx3ge
      @Shan-gx3ge 4 года назад

      Isn't be bi tho?

    • @MikeAruba69
      @MikeAruba69 4 года назад +6

      *cough*cough* The D-Club.

    • @poggkimpan
      @poggkimpan 4 года назад +8

      @@Shan-gx3ge that's EXACTLY what the comment says, dude.

    • @Yunggravy622
      @Yunggravy622 4 года назад

      i mean he’s literally confirmed hes bi so anyone trying to change your mind is just wrong

    • @NaChO25599
      @NaChO25599 4 года назад

      @@Shan-gx3ge he also "confirmed it" in a game grumps episode choosing the option of interested in both genders

  • @7Jakk.
    @7Jakk. 4 года назад +83

    You know what? This does answer the question of who in the relationship has the patience/knowledge and who is just there for moral support and I'll be damned it was not the person who I thought it'd be. 👀