You're onto something here. It's watching friends, because people don't have friends, so they become kinda your friends... A perfect blend of modern reality tv and sitcom.
@@richarddaigle8777it happens every time. «Look at them, they dumb, we're fucked». And after a decade the next generation says the same about their descendants.
@@koshi-dono Different values for being responsible for different generations. Today a lot is automated, imagine what your grandparents would think about relying on a computer or taking food home.
Emi is like that girl in school that you could tell the stupidest, most unbelievable s**t to, but as long as you kept a straight face and sounded serious, she swallowed it all. The stories, i mean.
@@dustysmoke4996back in high school, I cut my hair from like 8 inches of hair to a fade and short on top. A girl asked me if I got a haircut and I was able to convince her that I didn’t get a haircut and that I had just combed my hair for the first time that day.
I agree with Emi about the runny egg yolk. I LOVE that a lot too, but i can understand, that it might seem to be nasty for others. I like to put them on toasted (brown/black)- breads and then crispy bacon from the pan on top with pepper and salt. A little bit of onion and garlic works too for me and just a tiny amount of hot sauce on top. Putting the whole eggs with a tiny hole for 4 mins in cooking water is also nice imo. It kinda is the same result, but i guess people would enjoy it more from the pan, since it adds a better consistency to the egg white.
My favourite vids right now are taking asmon places or his couple of cooking vids, just that guys life is interesting af. Really liked the baking of the cakes at tecs too
@Ragdoll00 jeeez I'm in ok and I can atleast find a chuckeye for 6$ for 2 ok sized one. Lotta beef cows out here tho, idk why but for a cheap cut it's my favorite at its price point
"where can we take asmon?" I love how hes like a small sheltered impressionable child. Its literally why i watch him. Its like watching a new born baby see sensory videos for the first time.
He really needs to bulk up, so do I but he's so wealthy, just get a personal trainer, can't live his whole life being that skinny with no muscle, at least he shouldn't
for you, sure. There is nothing wrong with seasoning it beyond salt and pepper. IMO a steak needs more than just salt and pepper. Does it need to be drowned? No, but salt and pepper just isnt enough.
Your biggest mistake was cleaning the pan after cooking the steak instead of just straight putting the eggs in the butter and seasoning you already had in the pan bro.
Asmon drove an hour and a half (of pure stress), just to be in his natural habitat. and brought back to a time when he vomited. this is like watching cavemen eat. this is pure wholesome entertainment. and its amazing. LMAO the whole time.🤣
Scrambled is good if you actually do it right, I fry bacon til it's crispy, remove it, then dice potatos and fry them in the bacon grease, then once the potatos are done I add eggs, stir them in and when they're almost done I crumble the bacon into it, turn off the head and add shredded cheddar cheese to melt on top. And of course I use salt/pepper while cooking and afterwards.
What I love about Asmon, dude doesn't care much aboit materialistic stuff....but ...his shoe game is smooth. He always has lowkey some really smooth sneakers.
-Opening and handling raw meat in the "living room" -Touching the meat and wiping the juice on his knees -Raw bloody meat just sitting on the table... ... I feel so very uncomfortable.
I prefer over easy but not normal way. When egg is in pan there are 3 layers. Outer membrane spreads out, inner membrane stays a bubble and the yolk, you have to pop the inner membrane so that it runs thin like the outer. This allows you to get all the egg white cooked while the yolk is still 99% runny. Best egg ever, IMO
I love watching cooking streams but I hate how chat ALWAYS becomes nothing but top tier chefs that know how to cook to the perfect form for every single meal
I think the main critique I would have is that you salted it just before cooking. Like, if it was fish that would be fine but for thick cow meat the salt needs a lot longer to seep in. A good 24 hours. With chicken you can get away with 12-24. Even with fish it depends on what you want and it can be between 10 min to an hour of salting it before cooking it.
Guess what, if you catch the raw steak with cooking tongues and then take out the cooked steak, the bacteria will go from the raw meat to the tongues and then to the cooked steak.
Cat hair falls on steak Emi: "Do I throw the steak out now?" WTF does bro think he's going to do with that fire extinguisher, I highly doubt that's foam, he'd only make things SOO much worse.
It's so wholesome and heartwarming to see these 2 individuals caring for that homeless man.
that homeless man is a milionaire
@@Kamikaze-pe4bh wooooosh
@@Kamikaze-pe4bh Roach King 4 L I F E
@@AlexGray-e9q woosh yourselr
@@AlexGray-e9q Pointing that out made it kinda funnier though.
"The Doctor" is the most scariest shit asmon has ever heard
Probably sounds like a raid boss in his mind
I laughed so hard!
Well cant be worse than him replacing most of his front teeth at the dentist already.
DOCTOR JUMP SCARE!
“Why would I go to the DOCTOR?”
This is like a science podcast where Asmon is a alien that gets experimented on every episode.
😂😂😂😂😂
Asmon honestly looks like a hospital patient
😂😂💀💀😂🤣🤣
Not really lil bro
So he looks like everybody else. Or do you need to meet sertain requirements for it where you live?
i think its the disheveled decrepit animations
wtf? no he is a goblin, how can you compare him to anyone else, guy doesnt take care of himself 😭💀@@BinVistaGaming
"Crack it into the pan and let it sit there. Don't touch that shit!" Wise words from Emi.
U should never have to toch someones shit nor u have done smth wrong in ur life
i hated eggs until i learned to dip my toast in the yolk
7\
Emi went full Kansas farmgrrrl when she said "I jus slurp these thangs up it's so truckin good"
I love this, they look like a family of brothers and sister
As opposed to a family of fathers and mothers.
You're onto something here. It's watching friends, because people don't have friends, so they become kinda your friends...
A perfect blend of modern reality tv and sitcom.
Lol Tek and Emi are making Asmongold look like the steak cooking expert here
They're adult children, it's actually frightening. Imagine a whole generation of this, making political decisions. We're so done 😂
@@richarddaigle8777literally
@ddaigle8777 or it could just be, y'know.. an act?
Please don't tell me to take these three seriously. 😭🤦♀
@@richarddaigle8777it happens every time. «Look at them, they dumb, we're fucked». And after a decade the next generation says the same about their descendants.
@@koshi-dono Different values for being responsible for different generations. Today a lot is automated, imagine what your grandparents would think about relying on a computer or taking food home.
God damn Tectone is so good at gaslighting Emi lmfao
Emi is like that girl in school that you could tell the stupidest, most unbelievable s**t to, but as long as you kept a straight face and sounded serious, she swallowed it all. The stories, i mean.
@@dustysmoke4996I see what u did there 😏
@@dustysmoke4996 ay yo
Holy shit we all knew one of those 😂@@dustysmoke4996
@@dustysmoke4996back in high school, I cut my hair from like 8 inches of hair to a fade and short on top. A girl asked me if I got a haircut and I was able to convince her that I didn’t get a haircut and that I had just combed my hair for the first time that day.
When Asmon said "i ate a egg before" then i already knew the outcome then when he said when i was 7 it was confirmed.
Asmon never indulges in this kind of fine dining that often! He’d be more happy with the $1 steak!!
Congrats to Emi for winning the cooking competition.
I agree with Emi about the runny egg yolk. I LOVE that a lot too, but i can understand, that it might seem to be nasty for others.
I like to put them on toasted (brown/black)- breads and then crispy bacon from the pan on top with pepper and salt. A little bit of onion and garlic works too for me and just a tiny amount of hot sauce on top.
Putting the whole eggs with a tiny hole for 4 mins in cooking water is also nice imo. It kinda is the same result, but i guess people would enjoy it more from the pan, since it adds a better consistency to the egg white.
It is a fine line and lots of people under cook it still.
Watching you guys reminds me of Highschool Afterschool Halo gaming at my buddy's house, 4p to 10p. Just good vibes all around.
The never ending content loop of the $2 steak.
Asmon drinking water. thats a Steak & Eggs exclusive.
he never drinks water when he streams. 😂
You don't remember when he'd start his stream with grabbing a water from his fridge?
stop watching these idiots, read a book and make yourself better
16:22 those eyes said "please taste my suny side eggs"
Now that I rewatched it she totally is an anime character. "Heres what I cooked for you, senpai, hope you like it" 😂
@@WhiteFang103
brotha...
id love to taste them eggs. Sunnyside up is great with grits and hash browns.
They FINALLY made Steak & Eggs on Steak & Eggs. It was perfect.
Emiru is great with ideas to try on Asmon.
My favourite vids right now are taking asmon places or his couple of cooking vids, just that guys life is interesting af. Really liked the baking of the cakes at tecs too
If you think AG's life is interesting you gotta get out from under that rock
As soon as I saw them with both hotplates plugged in near eachother I thought if they're on the same RCD it's going to trip
and it did apparently
That's like 3k watts through one outlets lol
Ah yes the Rock Crunch Dog
Where does anyone find a $2 steak? I can't even find a $2 'steak tip' around here anymore.
texas
HEB
Best grocery store in the US
True, the cheapest steak I can find in my area is $6 for a single steak
@Ragdoll00 jeeez I'm in ok and I can atleast find a chuckeye for 6$ for 2 ok sized one. Lotta beef cows out here tho, idk why but for a cheap cut it's my favorite at its price point
Tectone is the soul of Steak & Eggs, Emi is the Heart and Asmon is the... Liver, I guess...? 😅
Colin
The stomach
the sphancter
No one said brain? Really?
Brain
"where can we take asmon?" I love how hes like a small sheltered impressionable child. Its literally why i watch him. Its like watching a new born baby see sensory videos for the first time.
u are smoked out dude
He really needs to bulk up, so do I but he's so wealthy, just get a personal trainer, can't live his whole life being that skinny with no muscle, at least he shouldn't
@@FrawgfithAmblose no. I dont think having nuscles matters AT ALL. and its not at all what i meant
@@motorbreathjz not today im not
@@motorbreathjz what i said was 💯 accurate
I love how asmon is ride or die, you hand him a rando steak and he's all for it no questions takes a bite
@@KaitoDP I guess he thought that someone might put some radioactive material in it or something.. Kek
and then you hand him an egg and he wants to vomit
@@KaitoDP yes.
Hand any steak to any man, and you'll get that 99% of the time. Soyboys don't count as men
Best egg is over medium. Runny yoke but no runny whites.
Yes, but... yoLk*
I totally agree 😎
Honestly all ways are good
well done everything in life.
@@ben-hurrayespecially if bacon is added lol.
he complaining about calm down but hes the one that starts yelling and being annoying by talking over others lol
Yep. He was very passive aggressive. Didn’t quite like his behavior in those few moments.
You three are such good friends. I have friends like this, and it's awesome.
For a Belgian, watching you guys make a steak is shocking
It amazes me they can buy steak for 2 dollar.
Dude's been driving for an hour and a half. still walks in looking like he's been awake for 3 minutes tops.
Put the sunny side up egg on the steak, then cut them both together.
14:30 that biggass Kirby mouth tho xD
Saying scrambled is bad is a HOT take, i'd make techy scrambled eggs he'd never wanna stop eating
Cook eggs in bacon grease
All you need on a steak is salt and pepper you don't need all that other stuff I don't want my steak to taste like everything in the spice rack
But you’re not Asmongold. He drowns it in lemon pepper.
Except for a little garlic powder
You like fromunda cheese, huh don't you, mister squidward
And u gotta eat it with your hands. Anything more than that is exp loss.
for you, sure. There is nothing wrong with seasoning it beyond salt and pepper. IMO a steak needs more than just salt and pepper. Does it need to be drowned? No, but salt and pepper just isnt enough.
3 richest people of the internet eating hobo food is the pinnacle of our civilization.
Lovely to see Emiru feeding the homeless man and taking him into a house which isn’t a crack den!!!
Your biggest mistake was cleaning the pan after cooking the steak instead of just straight putting the eggs in the butter and seasoning you already had in the pan bro.
Negative. That was like 20% flavor that woulda been and 80% burnt seasoning. It would've have tasted like burnt shit
0:34 It's time to let the hair go Asmon, it's denial at this point. Trust me I was there myself not even 6 months ago.
Curious, for science. Do you by chance smack a lot of meat?
denial to care about this opinion. respec
Let the men enjoy his hair while he still has it
Asmon drove an hour and a half (of pure stress), just to be in his natural habitat. and brought back to a time when he vomited. this is like watching cavemen eat. this is pure wholesome entertainment. and its amazing. LMAO the whole time.🤣
Take Asmon to the water park. Several things he hates right there. Sun, people, and water.
I honestly only watch Asmondgold on a regular, but I love when you three are together. It's always a great time!
It's kind of sweet how you write, as if one of the three would ever read that.
I love shaky cameras. Adds so much action and nausea.
All that physical training is making Emiru more aggressive.
Biting a sunny side up egg in the middle of the yolk is just psychotic.
I once made eggs with way too much butter and even then I only used half of what Techtone used
Scrambled is good if you actually do it right, I fry bacon til it's crispy, remove it, then dice potatos and fry them in the bacon grease, then once the potatos are done I add eggs, stir them in and when they're almost done I crumble the bacon into it, turn off the head and add shredded cheddar cheese to melt on top.
And of course I use salt/pepper while cooking and afterwards.
Emiru has the prettiest hair
Bro the amount of gaslighting in this video is crazy😂
Tec throwing down the gaslighting
That muhfugga is a whole gas-powered stove.
Thank god someone knew how to reset the breaker, cuz i doubt these two could haha.
Emi and Tectone have great chemistry.
What I love about Asmon, dude doesn't care much aboit materialistic stuff....but
...his shoe game is smooth. He always has lowkey some really smooth sneakers.
Emi looking better than steak n eggs
Good steaks need marbling, that's so lean might as well be a filet.
If you're over the age of teenager they gotta put you on some kind of watch list because she looks 10
@@Steve1000ish so many ppl in todays age have a baby face, she really doesnt look like shes 10
Emi acts like Julia from justkiddinggames! Exactly alike
pretty sure asmon needs a veterinarian.
7:20 wow tectone actually knows what to do after using a pan to fry something.
-Opening and handling raw meat in the "living room"
-Touching the meat and wiping the juice on his knees
-Raw bloody meat just sitting on the table...
... I feel so very uncomfortable.
Weakling
you'll get over it
@@007MrYang oh I was over long ago friend until you brought me back here...
Emmy got the right idea the runnier the yolk the better
My dude Emi can make me eat whateva
Starting with her? Lol
@@johannesstephanusroos4969 respectfully, yes. I'll eat my dude Emi up.
@@johannesstephanusroos4969 I will, respectfully. 😉
"You can't rush excellence" 0:35
metal in teflon pan, lol
I guess they never cook :P
They’re millionaires in their 30’s, give them a chance..
14:01 the man knows steaks like the palm of his hand lmao
I learned how to cook eggs sunny side up from Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots
Same.
I prefer over easy but not normal way. When egg is in pan there are 3 layers. Outer membrane spreads out, inner membrane stays a bubble and the yolk, you have to pop the inner membrane so that it runs thin like the outer. This allows you to get all the egg white cooked while the yolk is still 99% runny. Best egg ever, IMO
running egg yolk is not a asian thing lmao. everyone who has more than level 1 cooking skills knows how to do that ... xd
"That's too much salt" - Someone who doesn't cook and is health projecting
Is that MoistCr1TiKaL?
😂
Steak that looks more like schnitzel, cooking on a crappy portable oven, putting on 10x the seasoning required. ICANT
0:12 wtf Emi, you can't just tell people you want to take them to the Doctor
would love a series called "Asmon in the wild". the bit is just him doing normal ass things and his review of them.
the videos where they are just hanging out are the best content
i really enjoy these 3 together man good content
over easy eggs with the perfectly browned toast with butter, amazing.. some people just dont know what they are missing
Asmon holds his fork the same way Voldemort holds his wand 😂
take asmongold to japan please for a whole week. that would be an amazing live stream arc
Emi is the most normal person out of the bunch. Runny eggs are good af.
I love watching cooking streams but I hate how chat ALWAYS becomes nothing but top tier chefs that know how to cook to the perfect form for every single meal
Take him too- Arcade, water park, grocery store, massage parlor, REN FAIRE!
Dude is the type to antagonize people and then act surprised when they react lmao. Very Kik streamer coded of him
I love tec calling her aggressive "You're gonna lose" out of the gate 😆
Please take him to mid evil times. That would be epic!
15:17 i just realised theres a picture of guts in berserker armour in the background of asmon lmao
I think the main critique I would have is that you salted it just before cooking. Like, if it was fish that would be fine but for thick cow meat the salt needs a lot longer to seep in. A good 24 hours. With chicken you can get away with 12-24.
Even with fish it depends on what you want and it can be between 10 min to an hour of salting it before cooking it.
It's really brave of Asmon to leave his house area. By now it has probably grown into an entire ecosystem, one which he has completely adapted to.
Guess what, if you catch the raw steak with cooking tongues and then take out the cooked steak, the bacteria will go from the raw meat to the tongues and then to the cooked steak.
I mean it is a risk, but steak is low risk.
man, this was fun to watch! keep it up!
Emiru's standards being dragged down one episode of steak and eggs at a time. lol
If they keep up the good work I just might Have a chance
not cooking the eggs in the steak juice should be a crime
The way asmon quickly places food from his fork into his mouth. I can’t 😂
"Where else should we take Asmon?"
The Vet, Psychiatrist. Dog groomer or a barbershop in the hood.
emi is criminaly adorable
When toddlers come out of the room sleepy 😂
"i went to Emi's first that's why I was late" LOL
They should do more livestreams. It's more dynamic than the prerecorded podcast.
Asmon trying normal human food might be my favorite segment
Emiru is the best part of this show just extremely holesome. also straight ate her eggs with Tongs lmao!
Cat hair falls on steak
Emi: "Do I throw the steak out now?"
WTF does bro think he's going to do with that fire extinguisher, I highly doubt that's foam, he'd only make things SOO much worse.
Emiru's workout is fueling her new found aggression for competition
Damn guys, I wish I could just make steak and eggs and chill with my friends and laugh like this. Cooking for/ with friends can be fun
MAN Lemon Pepper is the BEST
That aside, you guys have some of the best hang outs.
Fun times!