Yea, these ppl live so long because they eat just fruits, vegetables and fish, they’re never sitting like your average human, they don’t play video games or watch tv all day, these people are constantly active and working.
@@Grievous_ I wouldnt say thats a good thing though. I am grateful for the comfortable life I have and I would definitely prefer this and live to 65-80 than live there and live to 90.
Won't be for long with the amount of trash they're dumping into the water and the population control. Is it hard for us humans to not shi where we eat 😮💨
On this island, if everyone gives birth at 16, you’d be a great-great-GREAT-grandparent by 80. 16=parent, 32=grandparent, 48=great-grandparent, 64=great-great-grandparent, 80=great-great-great-grandparent, and if you somehow make it to 96, you’re a great-great-great-great-grandparent.
0:00 a big beautiful man that is the sun and moon combined begins blessing us with gentle but rough voice then even better blessing us with his presence for exactly 21 minutes and 25 seconds ❤🎀😊
The difference is they don't eat a bunch of bs. There are so many things that are put into basically everything we eat. What they eat may look like sh*t, but it's probably mostly, if not all, natural. This is going to give them a higher life expectancy on average.
Just a random thought, i would imagine you would have to be very kind on the island becuse bad information about you could spread very fast and with everyone almost living together alot of people would hate you
Joe found a infinite money glitch, stream reacting to videos, make money off of subs and donos during stream, post every video he reacts to on stream to RUclips, and then gets revenue from every single video he watches
The reason they most likely live so long is exactly the reason we would expect them to live less. Them being exposed to more bacteria and just living in bad conditions has made there immune system stronger/better. Which helps them live longer
"You think there's a strip club?" 💀
Mostly likely💀
3:14 the chat bro
@@vysexyz I know js saying it as a joke
of course they have better life expectancy, they dont have smokeshops on every corner 😂😂
You gotta be from nyc😂
Who else watching this while eating
Me😭😭😭
Everyone
Fish and chips
Mee
Me
0:04 joe pumpkinalozzi starts talking about an island
Lmao 😭
0:00 An adorable muscular individual of the male gender begins his film by presenting the title of this motion picture
Adorable doesn’t do this perfect specimen of gods talent justice
Bro zesty
@@870joshh have you seen him?
@@HockeyChamp7154 he doesn’t get it 😂
(Explanation in the comments)
0:00 big cute man starts talking🥰😻
😍😍😋😻
Wtf
0:00 Joe baby starts releasing his vocal beauty ❤
Ok four
0:00 big beautiful man begins yapping beautifully
0:00 most beautiful man to ever speak has spoken
10:54 I mean they’re not eating as much processed food as we do in America
one person getting ebola and the whole island is dead
Fr
Like how do they even reproduce without getting every STD known to man
0:00, The GOAT start talking...
average joe bart comment:
"0:00 bIG wHITE mAN namED jOE sTARtS yAPPInG"
0:00 big white man named joe starts yapping
0:00 2'1 man starts yapping
Joe is the Joiest Joe that has ever Joed
NGL Joe is the main RUclipsr that I watch 😭
littlery dude like I really aprrecicate your comment towards this video I will be taking into account your chinesse social credit when you go missing
Thanks for being here for us Joe ❤
0:00 Throat goat opens his mouth ❤️❤️❤️❤️
😏
@@CrystalDonnelly-s5p W pfp
Throat goat*
85 - 90 yrs old life span… my guess is they don’t consume the poison we Americans do
Yea, these ppl live so long because they eat just fruits, vegetables and fish, they’re never sitting like your average human, they don’t play video games or watch tv all day, these people are constantly active and working.
@@Grievous_ I wouldnt say thats a good thing though. I am grateful for the comfortable life I have and I would definitely prefer this and live to 65-80 than live there and live to 90.
@@Grievous_ also at 13:13 that dude was ripped as hell. def healthy as shit
Won't be for long with the amount of trash they're dumping into the water and the population control. Is it hard for us humans to not shi where we eat 😮💨
i wonder how their quality of life is
Some wrote in chat
" *THIS IS HELL FOR INTROVERTS* "
😭🙏
You're insanely skilled, don't stop making stuff like this!
what is this comment LOL
@@Japyxlwhat is your comment?
@@Anythingboyzwhat is your comment??
They never get to enjoy Long drives with music and vibes
0:00 cutie starts talking🤭
😈😈🗡🗡
All these comments are like “0:00 big muscular handsome man starts babbling about an island” 😭😭
That 10 person room is the same as if it was in London in the 1800
It’s concerning how they’re having kids at 16, i’m 15 now and i couldn’t imagine having a kid in a year
fr i couldn’t imagine having a kid EVER
@User-86204 u never want kids. They're such a beautiful thing of life
Takes 9 months so honestly they'd be around your age now
@@CChhicken. Who can afford them ?? Ppl can barely afford a good meal, why put a child through that ?
12:04 purge
We think the same bro😂
This is a certified Bart classic
On this island, if everyone gives birth at 16, you’d be a great-great-GREAT-grandparent by 80. 16=parent, 32=grandparent, 48=great-grandparent, 64=great-great-grandparent, 80=great-great-great-grandparent, and if you somehow make it to 96, you’re a great-great-great-great-grandparent.
I love joe, we all love joe
Fr
very true
Real shit
0:00 big cute white man starts talking😍😍
0:00 a big beautiful man that is the sun and moon combined begins blessing us with gentle but rough voice then even better blessing us with his presence for exactly 21 minutes and 25 seconds ❤🎀😊
I can binge your vids for hours!
joe never could live here. it doesnt have any hills.😭😭🙏
This is how going to my school thats supposed to be able to hold 800 poeple but has 1200 poeple 😂
The difference is they don't eat a bunch of bs.
There are so many things that are put into basically everything we eat.
What they eat may look like sh*t, but it's probably mostly, if not all, natural.
This is going to give them a higher life expectancy on average.
"how the hell did this become an island, did they just build stuff here" yes Joe that's how every town on an island was made 😂
Joes been pumping out more videos than troom troom hack shorts
Joe thanks for making these makes my day
btw they were using google translate which is why some people sound like ai
joe never fails to comment "thank god they blurred that😉"
Just a random thought, i would imagine you would have to be very kind on the island becuse bad information about you could spread very fast and with everyone almost living together alot of people would hate you
blessed be thou when joe uploads
hey joe, i just wanted to let you know ive been watching for 3 years. i love everything you do 🖤!
🧍🏽♂️ 1:15
0:27 dude is doing push ups with only his thumbs
Joe found a infinite money glitch, stream reacting to videos, make money off of subs and donos during stream, post every video he reacts to on stream to RUclips, and then gets revenue from every single video he watches
Bro uploaded right as i got dinner ☠️
Joe redmeatdiseasealozzi is my man guys 😍😍😍
Bro this island is as big as my cousins property 💀💀💀
You wouldn’t get it Joe, you grew up comfortable.
Average joe w
This video makes me so grateful
Idea: pull up with a starlink, charge people for internet by the hour, develop weekly, monthly, and annual plans for internet access. make a fortune.
Finally a Ruhi Cenet vid 🎉
Looks like a warzone island 😭😭🙏
gotta love the joe content🥰
2:43. They dont have electricity but they know what paw patrol is?
They do
@@StingyRays no, the owner of that house said twice she didnt have electricity but later on in the video they said that some houses do
It’s probably just whatever they’re selling on that island
@@rachel.770Eh were both right
i deadass saw this comment as soon as i saw the paw patrol tapestry
My great great grandma still chillin.
She’s 91 I think
Whole line had kids at 17-18
Same but gg grandma is gone but i have a great grandmother 63 i think same as great grandpa but he's 70
6:27 Absolutely horrifically bad take and I will fight it to the day I die. Don't ever say something so unintelligent again or else.
my food JUST hit the table
I thought you reposted this but I realized I watched this live. You streamed this like 2-3 weeks ago 😭
This has the Kawloon Walled city vibe
Good Vid you're doing great Keep going the good work😄👍
I been watching bro for like a year or 2 and hes for sure my favorite youtuber
@16:16 never thought i'd see a kid wearing a husker Nebraska shirt in the middle of no where
fresh ahh comments
The kitchen just looks like a typical gamers desk.
Using dog poop as smelling salt is crazy
3:37 Joe is watching the video
Remember, “Hey Bart farts.” 😂
I swear Jeffery Dahmer had to have been reborn here
100% someone's HOUSE is bigger than this
3:22 Bro RL said: NO FORTNITE?
10 seconds ago is crazy but w joe bartolozzi best streamer ever.
0:00 baby boy starts speaking 😛
Bro do not take 10:10 out of context 😭
5:14 holy fuck this made me laugh; also - kid face plants on the ground lol 17:00
I swear joe has uploaded this video before😭
The reason they most likely live so long is exactly the reason we would expect them to live less. Them being exposed to more bacteria and just living in bad conditions has made there immune system stronger/better. Which helps them live longer
Cool vid Joe
8:50 coral REEF?!
The town from cloudy with a chance of meatballs
0:00 dream boyfriend starts talking
Love the ai voices 18:02 i thought the plural word for fish was still fish
The guy with the one tree is pretty sad
Your eyes look like they are different shapes. -3 points. Final video score 7/10
Joe never fails to tickle my pickle ❤️
Is it just me or does Joe look like giga chad
this island is disgustingly good
wait I think I know you ur the future missing person right?
@BD_Deathrow wtf by you wow I'm scared I'm calling the cops stfu
@@JoseRodriguez-lg7ey Dont be alarmed there is over 2000 tropical fish in the sea according to minecraft also tyler
1:35 most 1st world thought of all time
I mean it was a genuine question he’s not from there how would he know how their economy works
dawg i’d rather live in a walmart on a black friday storm
love your vids Joe!
Imagine trying to murderer someone here
Why would anyone want to have a kid and put them through this
Havent seen the video yet, but how the fuck did this even happen
Common W vid from Joe Bart
Can't forget about malé in maldives
The average person here is probably more happy than the average american
nahhh im very happy not living in squalor and having personal space
94 NEVER LEFT THE ISLAND??? It takes more than 2 minutes to walk from the parking lot to my school😭
0:01 vi
joes take on dispicable me is the worst thing hes said in his life
Finally, a place with 0 iPad kids