The full-length third episode of the Pure Pwnage web series. Original release date: July 19, 2004. Official merchandise: www.noobstore.com www.purepwnage.com
Id like to think that Pure Pwnage helped change the internet in general. They were one of the first internet shows that I ever experienced. Before RUclips ever existed. It was something special for the time. You would never stumble across something like this back in the day. These episodes were hosted on their independent website, and you'd get 1-2 episodes released every year, which was a special thing. Producing these episodes were a lot harder back then with the old technology and to make it available on the internet. Not to mention getting "viral" which was not at all common without the social medias we have today. I'm honestly surprised that Pure Pwnage were able to blow up like they did
Young people won't understand how important Pure Pwnage was for us back in the day. We grew up in an era when being a gamer wasn't cool, people laughed at us for spending endless hours in our comp playing SC or CS, and the only place we felt at home was a PC Cafe. For me, Pure Pwnage isn't just nostalgia, but it allowed me to accept and be proud of who I am, and it was a show that I related in so many levels. It's much easier for today's gamers to be accepted into society, now that gaming life has become mainstream & cool, which is a good thing.
I watched this show with 2 close friends, we were like 11-12 back then. We would have ''micro'' battles like in the show LOL, this show is a very treasured part of my childhood.
I doubt anyone at my school watched this series, but I shamelessly watched it and stayed with it for quite a long time :' ) I was amazed to see they ended up making a movie. I'm sure I made so many references to this show that meant so much to me and nobody else knew. So many people don't even know this is where the legend was born: 5:15
Its awesome to see these old Pure Pwnage videos still getting views and comments. Pure Pwnage is and always will be one of my fondest memories growing up. Getting together with my friends to watch the newest episode after months of waiting was always a blast. Thank you Geoff Lapaire, Jarett Cale, Joel Gardiner, and everyone else who helped make this masterpiece what it was! You guys are the goat.
@@BBQDanTheMan thx man. Back in the days, i scripted this in Tactical Ops: Assault on Terror(best FPS ever been there) so when i pwnd i hit 1 Button and it showed up in Allchat like _--==***U can take a n00b to like Water, but u can't make a n00b drink***==-_- Dayyym , those were the days, goddamn i miss them........
I hope you guys know how much this web series meant to so many people. You created the backdrop for my high school gaming life. It sounds silly, but my eyes get watery and I get goosebumps whenever I watch these episodes now. It's just a web series, but it means so much more than that to me. Just, thank you. From the most sincere part of my heart. Thank you. Jarrett, Geoff, Joel, and Dave, you guys are the best.
A lot of people don't even know where Boom Headshot comes from. You say "Have you heard of Pure Pwnage?" They say "No..." You say "Have you heard of Boom headshot?" They say "Oh yea..."
It's probably because of the dubstep song from Feed Me called One Click Headshot if I remember correctly, I hate dubstep but it's a good song although probably only cus of the whole boom headshot thing from good ol' FPS Doug intregrated into the song... I finished typing my comment before realizing that I'm replying to a 5 year old comment...
now the same girls that thought all gamers were disgusting nerds are the ones with their tits out every day on twitch for attention while being absolutely shit at every game. how times change.
BOOM!!! HEADSHOT! BOOM!!! HEADSHOT! I CAN DANCE ALL DAY!! I CAN DANCE ALL DAY!! This guy... Oh FPS Doug... thank you making for a glorious glorious childhood #13yearslater
I was at work and randomly remembered pure pwnage, don't know exactly why. So I got home, crack a beer open and looked it up to reminisce. Was halfway through this episode when I checked the date of release: "july 19, 2004". My internal monologue went like: "Wow, almost nine years ago to the day... ...wait...nine...?... ...Man... nineTEEN..." Damn.
Man I remember high school when this came out. We had a school library full of old Dell Optiplexes, and I remember having a portable CS install on a flash drive we shared around to do ad hoc little LAN sessions at lunch and stuff. Even hosted LAN parties with friends back in those days. Memories of threatening to chuck the first person to fall asleep in our pool. Good times. I've had a CS: Source gungame server up for fifteen years on my home server because of this series, and to this day it still fills every evening. Hell my best friend in high school even got me one of the Pure Pwnage road signs autographed by Jarrett. It's still on my wall sixteen years later.
Man it's so weird seeing this stuff 15+ years later. So much changed since then, internet was still a rogue fuckin place. Also, never noticed how Canadian Jeremy and Doug were. :D
It's amazing coming back to watch this 10 years later and then realizing that in this day in age it would be totally inappropriate to film this at a school. If you went to a school today and started yelling and fake shooting a ton of people the police would probably think it was a dry run for an attack.
This brings back great memories - it's fun to see again while being in this crazy virus situation. Cheers from Cali. I needed this. Hope you're all well!
2022. I still think of FPS Doug when getting those Headshots. I'm 30 now. It's time to make your comeback boys. 4:15 "EA Sucks my Balls" Times have not changed my friend. 5:58 Doug man, Cmon, Grace us with a follow up episode.
Oh man, you definitely can't say some of the stuff they said back then. This episode brought back so many memories though. A great time capsule. Appreciate it for what they did for the scene.
I promise to do everything in my power to keep Pure Pwnage culturally relevant. The fact the Canadian government has not subsidized this is a crime against humanity. I promise I will do whatever I can to keep this legacy alive.
Brings back so many good memories I had with my friends and family watching these episodes of pure pwnage together. I still have my fps Doug keychain speaker from over 10 years ago 😂. Thank you for all the good times we had together, you are still a legend in my books. Much love from all of us!
He was silent for a few months after the season ended. Then he posted as Jarret and not Jeremy. Basically, he had been in this huge bout of depression for a while and when T-Bag died, it just sent him on a huge downward spiral. He said he loved the support and appreciation for the show from the fans and that it wasn't the end, but he needed time to work on things. The next thing that happened was the TV show. Fans gave it mixed reviews. I liked it, but it didn't have the spirit of the web show.
Man this show was my childhood, I was 11 when this episode came out. This show means way to much to me, I feel like Jeremy, Doug, Kyle and Dave are my heroes.
This show was so fun to watch when it aired. Just seeing short clips of it brings me right back to that time. I wonder what the kids today will think when they watch it. It is like an entirely different time and feel?
Back when i was a n00b lvl 26 wiz, smoking weed and playing games all day, this show came out, i knew it was l33t and me and my girlfriend used to love watching it when the log in servers were down. Happy innocent times for young me.
Oh man, I remember being such a PP fanboy.. I had nearly all the merch, and thought Jeremy was the coolest dude ever. This was huge deal. You guys made something great you can be proud of. Cheers, guys!
Great to watch these again after so many years. The sound of FPS Doug, slowed down and reversed, in the end shot will always remind me of moaning head crab victims in HL2 when you set them on fire, haha. It was fun for me to hear that personal nostalgic cue again!
This is the episode that got me into the show all those years ago. I never turned back. I was such a booster of the show. I bought a bunch of merch, posted on the forums and all the other things the big fans did. When T-Bag died, it was a huge loss. I'll never forget the day Jarret posted about his personal life and what had been going on. It sort of made me tear up a bit. I'm beyond thrilled to see that the Kickstarter has done so well and I eagerly await the return to greatness.
Jay and silent bob rule! Back in the day eh… i watched every PP episode on release day apart from the first couple. Im english but my Canadian BAA sof2 clan member put me onto it and i am forever grateful. Boom headshot yea!!!
If this channel is owned by the real "Kyle" from someone that is 35... we need a rebirth of Pure Pwnage. Make it happen. I still wear my Deagle Terrorist headshot shirt, - I pwn noobs -, and Pwn-Age t-shirts! LONG LIVE PP!
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FPS Doug single handedly changed Counter Strike
You forget about door stuck
Nope
Id like to think that Pure Pwnage helped change the internet in general.
They were one of the first internet shows that I ever experienced.
Before RUclips ever existed.
It was something special for the time. You would never stumble across something like this back in the day. These episodes were hosted on their independent website, and you'd get 1-2 episodes released every year, which was a special thing.
Producing these episodes were a lot harder back then with the old technology and to make it available on the internet.
Not to mention getting "viral" which was not at all common without the social medias we have today.
I'm honestly surprised that Pure Pwnage were able to blow up like they did
@@DivineAtheistWannabe man, those were the days. Lining up at Bloor cinema with the line turning around the block.. So many real memories
@@DivineAtheistWannabe you missed the broken ?
Young people won't understand how important Pure Pwnage was for us back in the day. We grew up in an era when being a gamer wasn't cool, people laughed at us for spending endless hours in our comp playing SC or CS, and the only place we felt at home was a PC Cafe. For me, Pure Pwnage isn't just nostalgia, but it allowed me to accept and be proud of who I am, and it was a show that I related in so many levels. It's much easier for today's gamers to be accepted into society, now that gaming life has become mainstream & cool, which is a good thing.
I watched this show with 2 close friends, we were like 11-12 back then. We would have ''micro'' battles like in the show LOL, this show is a very treasured part of my childhood.
Marc, That's the saddest thing I've read in a while
Jan Paweu awe you didn’t have a good childhood filled with imagination
@Marc Coloma I hear you out on that.
I doubt anyone at my school watched this series, but I shamelessly watched it and stayed with it for quite a long time :' ) I was amazed to see they ended up making a movie. I'm sure I made so many references to this show that meant so much to me and nobody else knew.
So many people don't even know this is where the legend was born: 5:15
“WHATS UP IM DOUG FFFFFAAAUK!!!”
This line perfectly sums up Doug lol
6:03
Obligatory time stamp
Haha, I grew up with Tourette's Syndrome and those five words sum up my life's frustration 😂
W
Its awesome to see these old Pure Pwnage videos still getting views and comments.
Pure Pwnage is and always will be one of my fondest memories growing up. Getting together with my friends to watch the newest episode after months of waiting was always a blast.
Thank you Geoff Lapaire, Jarett Cale, Joel Gardiner, and everyone else who helped make this masterpiece what it was! You guys are the goat.
"You can take a noob to water, but you can't make a noob drink the water."
Wise words.
"You can take a noob to water, but you can't make a noob drink"
5 years later, i fixed it for you.
@@BBQDanTheMan thx man. Back in the days, i scripted this in Tactical Ops: Assault on Terror(best FPS ever been there) so when i pwnd i hit 1 Button and it showed up in Allchat like _--==***U can take a n00b to like Water, but u can't make a n00b drink***==-_-
Dayyym , those were the days, goddamn i miss them........
I hope you guys know how much this web series meant to so many people. You created the backdrop for my high school gaming life. It sounds silly, but my eyes get watery and I get goosebumps whenever I watch these episodes now. It's just a web series, but it means so much more than that to me. Just, thank you. From the most sincere part of my heart. Thank you. Jarrett, Geoff, Joel, and Dave, you guys are the best.
Can't agree with you more! If Star Wars was my childhood, Pure Pwnage was my
'late teen-hood' if that's a thing.. So incredibly nostalgic and awesome!
Im with you man but I dont think the creators really care brotha.
The channel name is why I can't take u seriously
squiggles u drunk lol
The truth has been spoken my man!
A lot of people don't even know where Boom Headshot comes from. You say "Have you heard of Pure Pwnage?" They say "No..." You say "Have you heard of Boom headshot?" They say "Oh yea..."
It's probably because of the dubstep song from Feed Me called One Click Headshot if I remember correctly, I hate dubstep but it's a good song although probably only cus of the whole boom headshot thing from good ol' FPS Doug intregrated into the song...
I finished typing my comment before realizing that I'm replying to a 5 year old comment...
@@TjarpDexOne Click Headshot is more than a song, it's a feeling
To think we live in a age where even Blizzard stopped caring.
they stopped caring when they released SC2 and that horrible arcade custom game host idea.
@@Brando550 That was fixed a long time ago, but they definitely did stop caring by around 2014 or 2015.
@@Brando550 SC2 is the best RTS of all time, Blizzard still supports it and the competition is strong. Thank you Blizzard!
overwatch 2. that is all.
Ah yes, when gaming culture was still niche and not so mainstream
Same with internet culture in general.
now the same girls that thought all gamers were disgusting nerds are the ones with their tits out every day on twitch for attention while being absolutely shit at every game. how times change.
@@solmoman Why can't things be good any more?😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
FUCKING NORMIES RUIN EVERYTHING! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Jeremy was calling out EA way before the rest of the world knew
Still coming back for my annual watching of this show in 2023.
2024 same here
Haha, FPS Doug still cracks me up after all these years, as everyone says, a legend.
It will never ever ever get old when Doug yells FFF---uck! Brilliant moment of improv meta
Just like fine wine, this ages very well. To this day, I still think of this episode every year
"blizzard at least they care"........ how times have changed
The golden era of the internet and RUclips for that matter. Surprised this hasn't been taken down due to some noob getting offended.
I love the little touch that Doug always wears his tshirts inside out
BOOM!!! HEADSHOT! BOOM!!! HEADSHOT! I CAN DANCE ALL DAY!! I CAN DANCE ALL DAY!!
This guy... Oh FPS Doug... thank you making for a glorious glorious childhood #13yearslater
#15yearslater. Just trying to make this comment alive forever
@@poison2259 #16yearslater
#17yearslater
#18yearslater
I was at work and randomly remembered pure pwnage, don't know exactly why. So I got home, crack a beer open and looked it up to reminisce. Was halfway through this episode when I checked the date of release: "july 19, 2004". My internal monologue went like:
"Wow, almost nine years ago to the day...
...wait...nine...?...
...Man... nineTEEN..."
Damn.
To this day no one can bunny hop like Doug.
No one.
6:05 THE Best way to introduce yourself.
Ever.
"I don't speak Germanic or.... hollandaise......." win
Or mayonnaise
Man I remember high school when this came out. We had a school library full of old Dell Optiplexes, and I remember having a portable CS install on a flash drive we shared around to do ad hoc little LAN sessions at lunch and stuff. Even hosted LAN parties with friends back in those days. Memories of threatening to chuck the first person to fall asleep in our pool. Good times. I've had a CS: Source gungame server up for fifteen years on my home server because of this series, and to this day it still fills every evening.
Hell my best friend in high school even got me one of the Pure Pwnage road signs autographed by Jarrett. It's still on my wall sixteen years later.
i bought a boom headshot tshirt and wore it out back in the day. Went from navy to royal blue after so many washes, love it so much.
Watching this 15 years on is actually crazy. This show meant the world to me back then. Even saw them live in London, still have all my signed merch!
No way! I totally missed that tour. Would have loved it
18 years later, FPS Doug is still my hero. #SlayN00bs
6:50 i loved pure ownage when i was 16 in 2004 for 5 seconds clips like this.
And you can't even misspell the name right, you noob
Man it's so weird seeing this stuff 15+ years later. So much changed since then, internet was still a rogue fuckin place. Also, never noticed how Canadian Jeremy and Doug were. :D
It's amazing coming back to watch this 10 years later and then realizing that in this day in age it would be totally inappropriate to film this at a school. If you went to a school today and started yelling and fake shooting a ton of people the police would probably think it was a dry run for an attack.
this is just going to age better and better.
This wasn't filmed pre-Columbine dude, lol
They're acting so purely in these first eps, its not so overacted like the later ones :o
The fact that they shot the FPS Doug stuff at a school is wild. lmao Would never fly these days. I miss the old days
Doug's theme is the best
This brings back great memories - it's fun to see again while being in this crazy virus situation. Cheers from Cali. I needed this. Hope you're all well!
Oh man all the feels watching this again after 17 years, love you fps doug
Duuuuuude this was the best gaming web series ever... I'll never forget it.
this was the culture im sorry for anyone that missed this era
Hey, we can't help when we were born.
2022. I still think of FPS Doug when getting those Headshots. I'm 30 now. It's time to make your comeback boys.
4:15 "EA Sucks my Balls" Times have not changed my friend.
5:58 Doug man, Cmon, Grace us with a follow up episode.
Oh man, you definitely can't say some of the stuff they said back then. This episode brought back so many memories though. A great time capsule. Appreciate it for what they did for the scene.
2024 .. almost 40 years old.. this brings back good memories
I promise to do everything in my power to keep Pure Pwnage culturally relevant. The fact the Canadian government has not subsidized this is a crime against humanity. I promise I will do whatever I can to keep this legacy alive.
What are you actually doing?
@@washoywa Sending it to people who don't know about it and might enjoy the content.
this series is legendary, and i will forever be a subscriber to this channel as long as the series stays up here :)
"What's up, I'm Doug.....FFFFFFFFFFFUUCKKKK" Hahahaha Oh the memories xD
Brings back so many good memories I had with my friends and family watching these episodes of pure pwnage together. I still have my fps Doug keychain speaker from over 10 years ago 😂. Thank you for all the good times we had together, you are still a legend in my books. Much love from all of us!
Kyle: "yeah just go ahead and introduce yourself"
Doug: "hey I'm Doug......FFFFUUUCCCKKKKK"
Absolute classic. Quoted the shit out of FPS dug back then.
“Wassup I’m Doug.........
*FAK!!”*
He was silent for a few months after the season ended. Then he posted as Jarret and not Jeremy. Basically, he had been in this huge bout of depression for a while and when T-Bag died, it just sent him on a huge downward spiral. He said he loved the support and appreciation for the show from the fans and that it wasn't the end, but he needed time to work on things. The next thing that happened was the TV show. Fans gave it mixed reviews. I liked it, but it didn't have the spirit of the web show.
Thank God this video is on RUclips! Its about time PurePwnage gets the recognition it deserves!
"EA Sucks my balls"
Maybe the best line in history to age this well
FPS Doug is the man. OG gaming
Man this show was my childhood, I was 11 when this episode came out. This show means way to much to me, I feel like Jeremy, Doug, Kyle and Dave are my heroes.
Loved these back in my WoW days. When Jeremy went to the psych ward from being awake a week after Tagi got him on WoW… lmao
This show was so fun to watch when it aired. Just seeing short clips of it brings me right back to that time. I wonder what the kids today will think when they watch it. It is like an entirely different time and feel?
That FPS Doug has his shirt inside out is gold.
This is the episode where Pure Pwnage became essential viewing.
Back when i was a n00b lvl 26 wiz, smoking weed and playing games all day, this show came out, i knew it was l33t and me and my girlfriend used to love watching it when the log in servers were down.
Happy innocent times for young me.
Oh man, I remember being such a PP fanboy.. I had nearly all the merch, and thought Jeremy was the coolest dude ever. This was huge deal. You guys made something great you can be proud of. Cheers, guys!
This episode on is when the show really started picking up momentum to greatness!
Great to watch these again after so many years. The sound of FPS Doug, slowed down and reversed, in the end shot will always remind me of moaning head crab victims in HL2 when you set them on fire, haha. It was fun for me to hear that personal nostalgic cue again!
i miss this show. I remember going nuts on the site and jumping to watch it when it came out
Doug is my spirit animal
You can always tell how old a video is when it looks an an OG bangbus vid
The best video on the internet
I have no idea how doug can play that character so good he probably just one takes every scene
Once a year, I rewatch Pure Pwnage. The "web serires" of course.
The good ole days
Lol, watched this all the time back in the day... thanks for making em.
As soon as Bond got blowed up I was like "SCUD STORM, BOOM BOOM BOOM"
Timeless. This will always be remembered in Gaming history. The references are timeless.
one of the best episodes. BOOM HEADSHOTTTT
such a shame to see they only have 28k subs. Hands down the best video series ever made, the originators.. purepwnage.
10years.. wow time goes by so fast
Try 15 years boy
@@mokimoki9404 16 bromite...in the middle of a pandemic. Holy fk.
Best internet series ever.
Still visit this page on the regular, miss these days
This is the episode that got me into the show all those years ago. I never turned back. I was such a booster of the show. I bought a bunch of merch, posted on the forums and all the other things the big fans did. When T-Bag died, it was a huge loss. I'll never forget the day Jarret posted about his personal life and what had been going on. It sort of made me tear up a bit.
I'm beyond thrilled to see that the Kickstarter has done so well and I eagerly await the return to greatness.
was just talking to the wife about this and why they stopped making this show and how this was soo much ahead of it's time.
Send your tank cause i got frags, i got frags
These guys made going through the tough times of highschool life much more better.
I love these so much. I love the ending as i remember Dave had his own side videos as Cooking with Dave.
This was great, hope you guys are doing good. Thanks for making me laugh with my brother back in the day
"I have to respect Blizzard, at least they care" - That didn't age well....
I could dance all day I could dance all day
"EA sucks my balls" One of the most true statements ever said in the history of gaming.
Jay and silent bob rule! Back in the day eh… i watched every PP episode on release day apart from the first couple. Im english but my Canadian BAA sof2 clan member put me onto it and i am forever grateful. Boom headshot yea!!!
old school XD
God I forgot how much I loved this stuff
“At least Blizzard cares” that one didn’t age well 😂
Love the jokes :) The Ger-ma-nic not speaking English is a nice self-burn.
(English being a Germanic language for those who don't follow)
I keep rewatching the show its awesome
I love the first 2 episodes, but this is the first one I saw online and made me hooked on the show!
If this channel is owned by the real "Kyle" from someone that is 35... we need a rebirth of Pure Pwnage. Make it happen. I still wear my Deagle Terrorist headshot shirt, - I pwn noobs -, and Pwn-Age t-shirts! LONG LIVE PP!
Hehe... You typed PP! XD
@@AwesomeYena Big PP fan xD
it's crazy how it fits today's rts gamers. crazy how these guys foresaw what's coming.
It's so weird seeing this again after so many years, haha.
You should maybe watch this again after so many years
FPS Doug was Dr. Disrespect before Dr. Disrespect
at 2:16 he says: "I think he's an asshole." instead of translating LOL.
dis pghts No shit Sherlock.
dis pghts Du sprecken Germanic?
I think this one was the best episode. Like ever.
I met all these guys in calgary and smoked weed with them ..it was awesome
Just re visiting old times! Classic
something beautiful how genuine their stories are
oh the beauty
Driving taxis and raging cows!
Doug's got to be mad about no more bunny hopping in CS2