"i just lean in with the top of my head, im like is that good, are you okay with that" - blond evil pinely thinks headbutting is nasty little freak kissing
The spike of utter panic I felt dumped into my bloodstream at “hole in the wall challenge” before I remembered it’s a gymnastics game show thing and not. Like. Brent marketing his sexuality to children for them to consume.
Even james’ puff piece article says he’s still DMing kids trying to sleep with them. Still. He never stopped and he just wants people to be like “listen we forgave other child predators and ur just so special we have no choice but to forgive you too”
My assumption is the "expert" is just a friend/actress/someone they know. Which is why they're in the pool, and there's like 45 seconds of "advice" in a 10 minute video.
Yknow, 'don't rush to kiss someone you don't know wants to kiss you' is great advice... for kids who don't know anything. When you plant a bunch of adult men into that situation, and they're legitimately not aware, it becomes alot more ... glaring. Concerning, perhaps? A bit red in hue... possibly some legal concerns.. but what do I know?
Isn’t the twin gag with saying the same thing literally the smosh gag? I know it’s a trope but that’s literally the smosh gag they made a sequel to recently.
"Professional kisser here" 💀 (Is that not a description of sex work essentially? For... for his child audience?) Edit: Brent Rivera's content is essentially Jackass for children, interspliced with softcore porn.
it's first thing in the morning here as I watch this and I am watching Evil Pinely begging to be kissed and it is a strange experience but not unenioyable
Evil Pinely starts off with blonde hair but will soon be wearing glasses, allowing himself to grow larger and draining the melanin from his skin. He will become that which Pinely fears most.
Im mostly concerned for the poor girl who had to be in a pool with a bunch of men and a camera and basically told she has to kiss one of them,i mean yes she consented,but it seems like a bad enviorment for her and social pressure,i wouldnt let a friend of mine be there by herself thats for sure
I love that they payed (I'm assuming) around 1k to get the expert advice "if a woman is actively moving away from you she might not want to kiss you"
I too would spend the price of a valve index to learn basic consent
I'm so sorry but... Paid*
@@HelminatorTV you are very correct and I'm very embarrassed lmao
Hey most ppl just listen to tates advice😮
Lol at least they're trying🤷🤦
"We're here at the gymnastics gym" Rivera is a genius.
I swear I thought I was just on too much acid :/
gymnasium.....???
umm... what else should it be called?
brent will kiss anyone but his homies goodnight
Including his sister 💀
12:34 Making us watch most of a Brent Rivera video only to censor what we came here to watch? That's the kind of evil I expect from Evil Pinely.
I am ready for my 10am cringe, bring it on evil blonde pinely
it's 2pm where I live so relatively it is also a 2pm cringe, truly evil has no sense of timezones tsk tsk
Also 10pm cringe. It's always time for cringe
It's always cringe o' clock 😎
It’s 9 pm here rn, and I’m ready for the good old dosis of cringe to think about as I fall asleep
just over 9pm cringe, ready to gooo
100% correct in saying brent rivera has no morals. he's a "no thoughts, head empty" kinda guy
that's rude to people with no thoughts smh
"i kiss in a nasty little freak way because i'm Blond Evil Pinely" -Blond Evil Pinely, August 24th 2023
"i just lean in with the top of my head, im like is that good, are you okay with that" - blond evil pinely thinks headbutting is nasty little freak kissing
The spike of utter panic I felt dumped into my bloodstream at “hole in the wall challenge” before I remembered it’s a gymnastics game show thing and not. Like. Brent marketing his sexuality to children for them to consume.
Maybe I’m so bad at kissing because I never built a trampoline in the ground. And frankly that checks out and it is my bad.
Even james’ puff piece article says he’s still DMing kids trying to sleep with them. Still. He never stopped and he just wants people to be like “listen we forgave other child predators and ur just so special we have no choice but to forgive you too”
Don’t skip to the end of the video. This is illegal. Simply wait.
I really don’t like how the dudes on Brent’s couch look like they’re respectively 20, 16, and 14. That blonde dude is one second old
“We hired a sex worker to make out with us for attention from kids” I’m sorry????
Money is money but she didn’t need to do that
I learned so much from this video now I finally know that the only person that knows how to actually kiss is Brent the adult who thinks he's 10
“How to kiss Brent Rivera” is in your RUclips search history and now forever in your subconscious and algorithm, you kinky little freak. 0:52
okay but the fact that james charles paid brent to promote him on his channel where his fanbase are LITERAL CHILDREN 😶
That’s exactly what I was thinking. So sinister.
because children don't know what James Charles did...like him forming a new fan base
Makes sense 😆 that’s who james wants.. little boys 🤨
@@munchalat0r *Forming a new dating pool
@@haybale287lol vile 😂😂
not evil enough
you're just jealous of how much eviler he is than you
blond and evil is synonyms. imo
/j btw
Mean it, coward
nah you are right highkey
My assumption is the "expert" is just a friend/actress/someone they know. Which is why they're in the pool, and there's like 45 seconds of "advice" in a 10 minute video.
Your RUclips search history now shows that you were looking up how to kiss Brent Rivera.
Unfortunate.
good. I want all of my history to be that. I want to kiss him so bad
@@Nobodythatyouknowloll you have 0 taste.
@@sadpatheticshrimp that was a joke
@@clementpoon120 oh. sorry my bad i couldn't tell
@@sadpatheticshrimp but Brent Rivera is hot-
everyone knows to kiss romantically you have to play hole in the wall, meet a girrafe, and do a lot of other stuff
Now if Brett and his twin kissed, that would be content.
It'd be more tasteful than the island bottoms.
ISLAND BOTTOMS IM FUCKING SCREAAAAAAAAMING @@JDydgi
@@areldo i'm just saying what we were all thinking. 💅
@@JDydgi ur so right
But what if Brett and his FANS kissed, that's where the big bucks lie.
Brent prefers incest rumors over gay rumors
I love how many twists the video took in ten minutes
Yknow, 'don't rush to kiss someone you don't know wants to kiss you' is great advice... for kids who don't know anything.
When you plant a bunch of adult men into that situation, and they're legitimately not aware, it becomes alot more ... glaring. Concerning, perhaps? A bit red in hue... possibly some legal concerns.. but what do I know?
it's kind of weird that james charles has been collabing with a lot of people who make kid's content...
14 full minutes and 4 seconds of Evil Blonde Pinely is absolute fire.
Ngl i get very 'cool older cousin' vibes from you but apparently im 2 years older than you and now i dont know how to feel
You're the cool older cousin now
@@DieEneNoahMaybe the real cool older cousin was the friends we made along the way
can't believe brent rivera has rrent bivera in his video, that's so cool
evil pinely is like pinely's slop channel and it's still more high quality than most slop channels 😭
i love the new evil pinely era, Blonde Evil Pinely (BEP for short)
Brent Rivera try to make good content challenge (impossible)
huge brent-head here. thanks to bernt i know how to kiss so good. i learned everything i know by watching him.
good video evil pinely! we all agree that you’re very evil, please let my daughter go now.
Isn’t the twin gag with saying the same thing literally the smosh gag? I know it’s a trope but that’s literally the smosh gag they made a sequel to recently.
It’s safe to assume that none of Brent’s videos are original ideas
How To Kiss (Romantically) (Pro James Charles propaganda)
It is not Kenough, Brent
i can feel the kenergy
evil kenergy
Engagement for the algorithm ❤
how to kiss (competitively)
As soon as I finished this I had to rewatch, your commentary absolutely cracks me up
Im genuinely surprised Brent isnt helping that Mr Beast Squidgame game girl promote her OF 💀
never have I been more tempted to subscribe to someone I'm already subbed to
Guys you HAVE to get this to 1 million likes, i really wanna see Pinleys forehead technique
1:39 lol not the immediate take backsies 😭 honestly, same tho, I’m always doing shit like this ☠️
I wanted to learn how to kiss and had to find out James Charles is still active on the Internet
sir evil pinely, your hair is looking very cool very swag, giving gender envy
I love the search "how to kiss brent Rivera" could really be taken a differemt way
Be honest Evil Pinely. You lean forward with your head to kiss so they can see your majestic, blonde hair.
I will now fully expect Pinsky to dye and then bleach his hair in order to switch between personalities, every time. Anything less is unacceptable
the new hair looks cool ngl
That’s not enough, pinely.
I'm in your walls
That song at the end is a banger
You the funniest guy on my RUclips lately man. What a breath of fresh air. Keep the content up Orr!
I like the blonde evil Pinely
Balls
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I looove them balls.
you can tell this pinely is evil cuz he's blonde. blondely! looks so good tho. this is definitely blonde boy summer
“Hole in the wall challenge” Brent Rivera HAS to be aware of this category. No way.
I lean in with the top of my head, so I can get a nice kiss on the forehead to cure my headache 😍❤❤
How To Kiss (Romantically)
"Professional kisser here" 💀
(Is that not a description of sex work essentially? For... for his child audience?)
Edit: Brent Rivera's content is essentially Jackass for children, interspliced with softcore porn.
I'm reminded of that one South Park episode where the whole joke is that the 10 year olds sell kisses and Butter becomes their pimp
Their just making this sh*t up
The top of your head thing is legit.
Blond Pinely scares the shit out of me
Maybe that's what he's going for, since he's evil and all
omg i didn’t realize how early i was to this 😭
The title and intro of this video had me crying already. 😂
If Brent Rivera has 0 haters I am dead
are we not going to talk abt how brent’s “twin” sketch is pretty much a dolan twins video copy and pasted
This is the best title ever.
Rent is due time for Brent Rivera commentary video
the search being "how to kiss brent rivera" is so cute...u can do it pinely...kiss him...
yesssss
Evil pinely discovers click bait.
it's first thing in the morning here as I watch this and I am watching Evil Pinely begging to be kissed and it is a strange experience but not unenioyable
I will make the motherload of bot accounts so that way i can see the "Evil Pinely Kissing Tutorial"
Super Saiyan Evil Pinely
LMFAO the stop jumping part, dude you're fucking hilarious. So glad you were in my recs
"how did he get into james charles house" by pretending to be a kid
Brent is the Gen Z version of millennials that are still holding on to the 90s and early 2000s…
“the gymnastics gym”… the gymnasium?
how can someone be bad at kissing without their tongue
Evil Pinely starts off with blonde hair but will soon be wearing glasses, allowing himself to grow larger and draining the melanin from his skin. He will become that which Pinely fears most.
mr worldwide
I saw Evil Pinely at a James Marriott gig. He was very sexy
dig your vibe. just subscribed mate!
My favorite content creator, ultra pinely BLACK
Q: "how to kiss Brent Rivera"
A: ew please don't.
cant believe you'd show this SPICY adult content on your channel mr blonde evil pinely
Im mostly concerned for the poor girl who had to be in a pool with a bunch of men and a camera and basically told she has to kiss one of them,i mean yes she consented,but it seems like a bad enviorment for her and social pressure,i wouldnt let a friend of mine be there by herself thats for sure
blonde evil pinely does not get it...the entire video is the tutorial. you need to feed giraffes and shoot waterguns to get a girl
We agree, Pinely
You got what you wanted I’m here for the kissing tutorial.
how to kiss brent rivera
how to kiss brent rivera
like this *leans in*
@@Somebodyherefornow thanks
Your hair looks great
If he doesn’t end up kissing James Charles, I’m gonna be so pissed..
child predator!
Great stuff man, love the hair
Idk but it so funny when I saw in Pompey’s search bar how “how to kiss ,Brent rivera”
jojo siwa making bank defending james charles, shane dawson, and colleen ballinger
hello evil blonde pinely
Good comedy, Brent is fucked up man. Can't believe youtube just lets creators pull shit like this.
Evil Blond Orr doesn't exist and can't hurt you. Orr- 'Hi' 😅❤
I'm 3 years old
Evil Blonde Pinely could you fight Evil normal Pinely I think that'd be cool
Blond jumpscare
I’m gonna comment romantically.
Brents videos are like a longer and less entertaining David dobrik video 6 years too late