Kitchen Gun - In stores now! 🔫😂 - BBC

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  • Опубликовано: 18 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 53 тыс.

  • @aesthetic_rex
    @aesthetic_rex 3 года назад +3712

    "Hey, we're out of napkins."
    "No worries, hold still."

  • @revenant9850
    @revenant9850 3 года назад +6295

    the fact that he shot at possibly a gas stove with no hesitation makes this 10x scarier

    • @randomperson6597
      @randomperson6597 3 года назад +234

      the gas could be stored somewhere else but yes its actually horrifying that he now got a grenade

    • @KoletheCotter
      @KoletheCotter 3 года назад +55

      That was definitely a gas stove

    • @mufat8400
      @mufat8400 3 года назад +25

      and 10x funnier

    • @Jaydenpb
      @Jaydenpb 3 года назад +5

      I agree

    • @marc-alexandredubuc1179
      @marc-alexandredubuc1179 3 года назад +12

      I didn’t even think about it lmao 😂

  • @meeloshe4984
    @meeloshe4984 5 лет назад +49283

    As an American I can confirm this is how we clean our kitchens

    • @lemoncardboard4877
      @lemoncardboard4877 5 лет назад +627

      This is British

    • @numbercode2486
      @numbercode2486 5 лет назад +831

      Lemon Cardboard, it’s a joke

    • @gustavht.7170
      @gustavht.7170 5 лет назад +1608

      Is this also how you clean your schools?

    • @diegoramirez6036
      @diegoramirez6036 5 лет назад +86

      Meeloshe has never fired a weapon before.

    • @nicolaswolf3873
      @nicolaswolf3873 5 лет назад +781

      @@gustavht.7170 yeah, I use the kitchen AK-47 for school cleaning. now they r telling me I could clean the jail too!! I'm so proud

  • @leowastakenwastaken
    @leowastakenwastaken 3 месяца назад +520

    I love how all the fragile things are broken but nonetheless perfectly clean

  • @ComicCosmic29
    @ComicCosmic29 3 года назад +11781

    This is simultaneously, the most British and American thing I've ever seen.

    • @sanjaracint9625
      @sanjaracint9625 3 года назад +90

      Same.

    • @jlgamer3987
      @jlgamer3987 3 года назад +395

      If it was most British, it would be a Kitchen Knife.

    • @sanjaracint9625
      @sanjaracint9625 3 года назад +37

      @@jlgamer3987 oh ok

    • @EggBruh
      @EggBruh 3 года назад +16

      🥚

    • @confushiarch3421
      @confushiarch3421 3 года назад +125

      This must be from a alternative reality where America never left the British empire. though would they be as gun crazy then?

  • @pungoblin9377
    @pungoblin9377 4 года назад +11149

    “Man, baths are so lame, I wish there was a way to spice things up”
    “HI I’M DEREK BUM INTRODUCING *BATH BOMB”*

    • @d4c1vtn98
      @d4c1vtn98 4 года назад +289

      A small nuclear warhead but made of soap

    • @pungoblin9377
      @pungoblin9377 4 года назад +354

      @@d4c1vtn98 *W E W I L L C L E A N*
      *A L L O F J A P A N W I T H T H E N E W*
      *S O A P N U K E*

    • @d4c1vtn98
      @d4c1vtn98 4 года назад +177

      @@pungoblin9377 oh Lord I was not expecting this

    • @pizzatony9190
      @pizzatony9190 4 года назад +99

      O H N O

    • @NoriMori1992
      @NoriMori1992 4 года назад +40

      *Baum

  • @skullygraves
    @skullygraves 5 лет назад +3318

    I’m imagining a world where guns never existed and the kitchen gun just appears. And is considered a serious product i want to live in that world

    • @gavinbailey5515
      @gavinbailey5515 5 лет назад +20

      Yeah I would cleanup my head first

    • @beet158
      @beet158 5 лет назад +3

      Quantum Physics says hi.

    • @jahfkas1790
      @jahfkas1790 4 года назад

      1000th like man your welcome

    • @silverteacup6723
      @silverteacup6723 4 года назад +5

      Actually guns changed history so many thing would have changed

    • @HASQ779
      @HASQ779 4 года назад +1

      You're the only valid comment on this video

  • @FANTA0909
    @FANTA0909 16 дней назад +96

    0:34 He’s lost it… 😂

    • @redharlow3004
      @redharlow3004 13 дней назад +2

      I know right?

    • @MultiFirelover
      @MultiFirelover 6 дней назад

      Nah it's just the joy of cleaning your kitchen.

    • @marioitalywhy
      @marioitalywhy 14 часов назад +1

      he's enjoying being an american🦅🦅🦅🦅

    • @momolol3724
      @momolol3724 8 часов назад

      His eyes have no emotions.

  • @untiff7169
    @untiff7169 3 года назад +2409

    "Commit a sin? Cleanse yourself with the kitchen gun!"
    *BANG*

  • @The4MusketeersYT
    @The4MusketeersYT 3 года назад +4896

    I mean he’s not wrong. It can’t be dirty if it doesn’t exist.

    • @zeskelplayz2006
      @zeskelplayz2006 3 года назад +29

      Ya got a point

    • @skylardeslypere9909
      @skylardeslypere9909 3 года назад +24

      Nah it'll just be dirty and broken

    • @justagameplayer5994
      @justagameplayer5994 3 года назад +28

      If its dirty and broken you won't have to wash it because its broken

    • @Cody-qm9om
      @Cody-qm9om 3 года назад +3

      Stop saying stupid shit! You're not even making sense!

    • @zeskelplayz2006
      @zeskelplayz2006 3 года назад +6

      @littlecodebug wdym it was a joke

  • @urmomdotcom1458
    @urmomdotcom1458 3 года назад +2942

    “Harry is adjusting great to America”

  • @FootballFinlay
    @FootballFinlay 4 месяца назад +97

    Pro: It cleans everything
    Con: GOODBYE KITCHEN

    • @timothymclean
      @timothymclean 3 месяца назад +11

      Pro: GOODBYE DIRT!!
      Con: GOODBYE KITCHEN!!

    • @FootballFinlay
      @FootballFinlay 3 месяца назад +3

      @@timothymclean 😂

  • @mikaroni_and_cheez
    @mikaroni_and_cheez 3 года назад +5924

    The way he just shouts "GOODBYE DIRT" is just my favorite part

  • @Glisten456
    @Glisten456 3 года назад +916

    DISCLAIMER: Product only works when user shouts, “BANG BANG BANG” while the product is in use

    • @herticate8579
      @herticate8579 3 года назад +12

      LMFAOO

    • @icettaylor
      @icettaylor 3 года назад +5

      Dr. Robotnik, do you have any ideas for beating that meddling hedgehog?

    • @Glisten456
      @Glisten456 3 года назад +2

      Yes, I took Derek Bum hostage for this Rrrrrotten device. I call it, the Hedgehog Gun! I deserve a Prrromotion!

    • @obsessivecatdisordersquad7577
      @obsessivecatdisordersquad7577 3 года назад +2

      Brother why are you so dirty wait a wait a minute hold on

    • @supercato9613
      @supercato9613 3 года назад +1

      Hey theat reminds me of the Dead Space 2 finger gun

  • @Kyntraw2
    @Kyntraw2 3 года назад +7271

    I love to imagine this isn't intentional and he just broke into her house to record a commercial.

    • @cocokill3048
      @cocokill3048 3 года назад +202

      That would explain all of her reactions

    • @Snookbone
      @Snookbone 3 года назад +11

      I love to imagine you shutting up

    • @acvipp451
      @acvipp451 3 года назад +60

      @@Snookbone same

    • @CxsmicRxses
      @CxsmicRxses 3 года назад +19

      @@Snookbone uno reverse card

    • @delta8989
      @delta8989 3 года назад +20

      @@Snookbone because be nice was too hard

  • @nadiamohamed6206
    @nadiamohamed6206 26 дней назад +199

    0:12 CHICKEN GUN

  • @camarokidbb4347
    @camarokidbb4347 Год назад +1504

    The fact the gun actually cleans things (along with the obvious result) is what gets me.

    • @cephaleaorion4888
      @cephaleaorion4888 11 месяцев назад +12

      SAME

    • @Thatgreyslugcat
      @Thatgreyslugcat 10 месяцев назад

      THE ONLY THING THAT NEEDS TO BE FIXED NOW IS WHATEVER ELSE THE KITCHEN GUN HAS AFFECTED OTHER THAN THE DIRT.

    • @Uberskull
      @Uberskull 8 месяцев назад +1

      "Dat's ze joke."

    • @Furzkampfbomber
      @Furzkampfbomber 8 месяцев назад +1

      Perfect for cleaning tanks.

    • @mickeymouse5652
      @mickeymouse5652 8 месяцев назад

      What gets me is how he just starts shooting sideways out of the blue no fucks given

  • @njpromethium
    @njpromethium 5 лет назад +3587

    Everyone gangsta until someone whips out a kitchen gun

  • @cadenthecucumber4778
    @cadenthecucumber4778 5 лет назад +17930

    Kid: *curses at mom*
    Derek Bum: looks like that mouth needs cleaning
    *BANG BANG BANG*

    • @tubelesstrippin
      @tubelesstrippin 5 лет назад +404

      👏👏👏

    • @shardinhand1243
      @shardinhand1243 5 лет назад +561

      7/10
      would recomend, best for big hard to deal with messes...
      tried using this to clean my dog... didint work... tried using it to clean my kids when they came home covered in mud... got mixed results...
      tried cleaning up my ant farm... it worked but the ants got out through the holes... still i was able to clean up around the office... lots of messy co-workers... thats not a problem anymore, all thanks to kitchen gun!, i love you kitchen gun!

    • @stingywingy1607
      @stingywingy1607 5 лет назад +76

      Senor cleanfist referance

    • @cadenthecucumber4778
      @cadenthecucumber4778 5 лет назад +30

      Ryan Thesamurai Perhaps

    • @spookum126
      @spookum126 5 лет назад +32

      NOOOOOO

  • @libbyyy566
    @libbyyy566 Месяц назад +13

    The fact this was made by the BBC AND it was made 17 years ago makes it even more funnier

  • @clodolcmidnights837
    @clodolcmidnights837 3 года назад +3424

    0:34 that laugh, you can tell he’s having the time of his life
    And honestly, I can’t blame him for that

    • @BlueSmash_404
      @BlueSmash_404 3 года назад +117

      It's the laugh of a clean person.

    • @TG-bl9kr
      @TG-bl9kr 3 года назад +46

      Goodbye dirrrt!

    • @darkmagician734
      @darkmagician734 3 года назад +49

      That is the most evil laugh ever

    • @snekhuman
      @snekhuman 2 года назад +15

      that laugh was plain evil

    • @pewi7468
      @pewi7468 2 года назад

      If only there could be an easier way 🔪

  • @VespKata
    @VespKata 4 года назад +5013

    The most legendary commercial ever.
    yeah, flex tape has a competitor

  • @themoon8321
    @themoon8321 4 года назад +5357

    “I LOVE YOU KITCHEN GUN”
    *soft kiss*
    “BANG BANG BANG AHAHAHAHAHAHAH”

  • @janbaileygarcia5665
    @janbaileygarcia5665 Месяц назад +69

    0:11 HER REACTION WHEN HE PULLS OUT THE GUN LMAOOO

    • @dimis9054
      @dimis9054 Месяц назад

      Cuz is British.

    • @yasht4376
      @yasht4376 Месяц назад

      @@dimis9054they’re used to shanks

    • @Boomstudio-b1y
      @Boomstudio-b1y Месяц назад +1

      Your here because its recommended?

  • @PatricioThaGoat
    @PatricioThaGoat 3 года назад +1720

    my mom when she sees a piece of dust on the counter:
    “This counter is D I R T Y”
    *BANG BANG BANG*

    • @gifu8395
      @gifu8395 3 года назад +9

      Im actually on my back laughing...

    • @Fiskie666
      @Fiskie666 3 года назад

      Rin owo

    • @justminibanana9128
      @justminibanana9128 3 года назад +1

      Jesus, your house must sound like a school.

    • @yn233
      @yn233 3 года назад

      OMG UR PFP WE STAAANN

    • @sampletext2668
      @sampletext2668 3 года назад +1

      Counter Strike 😂😂

  • @TheDerpio
    @TheDerpio 5 лет назад +843

    This is what he gave John Wick in chapter 2

    • @ProjektF91
      @ProjektF91 5 лет назад +28

      Better than 7 million $ pistol apparently.

    • @MausOfTheHouse
      @MausOfTheHouse 5 лет назад

      Yeah, but the kitchen gun is still better than a berreta 92, though they look alike.

    • @MausOfTheHouse
      @MausOfTheHouse 5 лет назад

      Its a joke if you are wondering

  • @warbob0878
    @warbob0878 Месяц назад +11

    “Now with laser sight and night vision for after dark cleaning.” This line hand me cracking up so hard 🤣💀.

  • @Lawlsomedude
    @Lawlsomedude 10 лет назад +1966

    "Goodbye dirt!"
    I lost it.

  • @Joshinwithya1973
    @Joshinwithya1973 3 года назад +3029

    She was only crying at the end because she wished she had known about the kitchen gun sooner

  • @kwonsoon7048
    @kwonsoon7048 2 года назад +4066

    I love how he says, "THERE, ALL CLEAN AGAEIAANE!" at the end. There's just something so comedic about it

  • @Mr_POO-5673
    @Mr_POO-5673 3 месяца назад +15

    Remember, you must say "BANG BANG BANG" when using kitchen gun for full effect.

  • @BucklingSwashes
    @BucklingSwashes 2 года назад +6886

    The way she flinches when he presents it is either perfect acting or an entirely natural reaction. Either way, it's my favorite part of this.

    • @arials101
      @arials101 2 года назад +250

      BBC comedy actress: *exaggerates flinch from fake gun even though she already knows it is there and is fake because she read the script and can see it when it's still slightly out of shot because she is acting in a BBC comedy sketch*
      RUclips: "I wonder if that's acting or an entirely natural reaction"

    • @MrDarren690
      @MrDarren690 2 года назад +37

      @@arials101 Thank you for the fact-check. 😉

    • @Jawsomest
      @Jawsomest 2 года назад +34

      @@arials101 "So is it natural or not????????" - Some guy probably.

    • @alanmalcheski8882
      @alanmalcheski8882 2 года назад +74

      She's clearly traumatized by the end of the commercial, I think it's clear that nobody should use kitchen gun without a silencer.

    • @Encaustic2307
      @Encaustic2307 2 года назад +21

      She knows gun safety. When my brother first waved a gun that's how everyone moved when he waved it around.

  • @aidendamep5118
    @aidendamep5118 4 года назад +26745

    This is what British people think of when asked how Americans solve all their problems.

    • @fc90airrescue90
      @fc90airrescue90 4 года назад +411

      Yeah,when the Doolittle raid pilots were grounded they used their pistols to communicate.

    • @aidendamep5118
      @aidendamep5118 4 года назад +125

      FC90 Air Rescue that’s hilarious

    • @king_aeron
      @king_aeron 4 года назад +209

      I'm British and can confirm this

    • @crypticshop6493
      @crypticshop6493 4 года назад +70

      Americans are English, I don’t get this, like it’s so stereotypical, yes, we do love tea and coffee, that’s true. I love me some teaa

    • @dexterkiwibird1745
      @dexterkiwibird1745 4 года назад +18

      Fair enough

  • @enderking5457
    @enderking5457 3 года назад +5970

    "This House is so Hard to clean. There Must be an Easier way."
    Derek: Introducing the New HOUSE NUKE!

    • @robertoramos4558
      @robertoramos4558 3 года назад +78

      Oh god, don’t give them any ideas 😆😆

    • @clodolcmidnights837
      @clodolcmidnights837 3 года назад +87

      @@robertoramos4558 NO, PLEASE, GIVE HIM ALL THE IDEAS

    • @TtBeam
      @TtBeam 3 года назад +2

      Haha

    • @roaringthunder115
      @roaringthunder115 3 года назад +3

      Lmao

    • @brazilianman98
      @brazilianman98 3 года назад +56

      HOUSE NUKE CAN CLEAN UP ALL THE FILTHYNESS OF THE HOUSE, LEAVING UP WITH NO DIRT OR DUST AT ALL!
      BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG!
      House Nuke, and all of the impurities gone!
      Now with Extra radiation and blast radius.

  • @luiscarlosstrassburgerkopp5716
    @luiscarlosstrassburgerkopp5716 3 месяца назад +14

    not the "now with laser sight and night vision for after dark cleaning" 💀💀

  • @ivanjefferson4921
    @ivanjefferson4921 3 года назад +2179

    The silent kid when teacher told him to clean the classroom.

  • @rorymanley6696
    @rorymanley6696 4 года назад +1085

    Everyone gangsta until someone’s head is dirty

  • @keisuketakahashi8936
    @keisuketakahashi8936 3 года назад +1800

    “How to clean your dishes”
    Google: use a dishwasher
    Bing:

  • @xkcloud
    @xkcloud 2 месяца назад +7

    The guy graduated from kitchen gun salesman to gun sommelier to John Wick

  • @me.globug7308
    @me.globug7308 Год назад +8771

    The fact that this guy is in John wick chapter two as the guy who gives John his guns is absolutely amazing

    • @squarohedron0664
      @squarohedron0664 Год назад +289

      he what

    • @midoriiyahebi3535
      @midoriiyahebi3535 Год назад +738

      @@squarohedron0664 Oh yeah, he is the same guy, the Sommelier. He even voiced Darth Maul as well.
      EDIT: I did not expect to get this amount of likes, thank you guys. Am always glad to help clear this one up. He’s quite a badass, from being the staff saber wielding Sith to an underground fancy Sommelier that turns out to be the armorer for assassins like John Wick. :)

    • @squarohedron0664
      @squarohedron0664 Год назад +45

      @@midoriiyahebi3535 *!!!*

    • @SmileyYoutube2
      @SmileyYoutube2 Год назад +54

      He Is!?

    • @ohmaplaymaker
      @ohmaplaymaker Год назад +65

      That's insane

  • @jimstaboodleooferson8983
    @jimstaboodleooferson8983 3 года назад +429

    Googles how to quickly clean a kitchen
    WikiHow’s solution:

  • @vixx973
    @vixx973 4 года назад +1793

    Me: “I need a shower”
    Derick: "say no more"

  • @YourLocalCapybara69
    @YourLocalCapybara69 3 месяца назад +5

    "i havent showered for 8 months"
    BANG BANG BANG

  • @blueiswonderful
    @blueiswonderful 3 года назад +900

    I like the pure terror on the lady’s face after seeing the gun

    • @GoldenDartRat
      @GoldenDartRat 3 года назад +36

      I’m convinced she had no idea what the commercial was about. Her reaction just seems so genuine.

    • @SuperAllicat07
      @SuperAllicat07 3 года назад +4

      That girl is from the inbetweeners

    • @someone2311
      @someone2311 3 года назад +2

      so 280 likes in 2 days from a popular vid almost nobody watches anymore? I had no idea that was possible

    • @inspecthergadget4503
      @inspecthergadget4503 3 года назад +4

      @@SuperAllicat07 Will's mum is fit.

    • @outlawcustoms132
      @outlawcustoms132 2 года назад +1

      Thats called acting 🤣👌

  • @eruditsonrayhopf719
    @eruditsonrayhopf719 3 года назад +2709

    "God, these bullies are gettin meaner everyday"
    HI I'M DERICK BAUM

  • @generalflight
    @generalflight 4 года назад +43260

    Journalist to soldier: “is there anything you like about army training?”
    Soldier: “cleaning the kitchen”

  • @khjr14
    @khjr14 3 месяца назад +6

    “Honey, we’re out of toilet paper.”
    “BANG! BANG! BANG!”

  • @jesperaung8592
    @jesperaung8592 3 года назад +2501

    He has a British accent and an American spirit

    • @darkmemes7531
      @darkmemes7531 3 года назад +10

      @Ava Pedraza indeed

    • @grumpy9426
      @grumpy9426 3 года назад +24

      He probleby became a U.S citizens because one card that says your name can buy you a dang tank in the U.S

    • @selimsajid7064
      @selimsajid7064 3 года назад +2

      Agreed

    • @alphathewolf5054
      @alphathewolf5054 3 года назад +9

      He has the spirit of a 1776 colonial within him

    • @tobyannetts2263
      @tobyannetts2263 3 года назад

      You legend

  • @SealSultan
    @SealSultan 4 года назад +7595

    Girlfriend: “I’m such a dirty girl”
    *BANG BANG BANG*

    • @speks36
      @speks36 4 года назад +422

      0:33

    • @somekid6273
      @somekid6273 4 года назад +82

      Someone read its second name, the THOT cleaner, now with only 1 shot the thots are cleansed.

    • @Professor_Sex
      @Professor_Sex 4 года назад +201

      GOODBYE DIRT

    • @animemanno.4391
      @animemanno.4391 4 года назад +29

      Dang

    • @animemanno.4391
      @animemanno.4391 4 года назад +15

      @@somekid6273 read the new transformers comics books it already there

  • @riccardocoppolino9472
    @riccardocoppolino9472 3 года назад +4838

    This is the most American "British humour" I've ever seen!

  • @atlas.from.portal2
    @atlas.from.portal2 Месяц назад +3

    The fact *this* was made a month and a day before my birth was insane

  • @xoxzulas
    @xoxzulas 5 лет назад +6125

    *"Is your family abusive to you?"*
    *BANG BANG BANG!*

  • @yes2745
    @yes2745 2 года назад +5922

    The fact that he doesn’t miss a shot means he’s been cleaning his house

    • @Dr_Hax101
      @Dr_Hax101 2 года назад +17

      Now that made him aim better

    • @Ezia12s93
      @Ezia12s93 2 года назад +62

      0:39 I like How the lady’s crying

    • @Mayson2006
      @Mayson2006 2 года назад +5

      @@Ezia12s93 true😂😂😂

    • @darkgamez7293
      @darkgamez7293 2 года назад +12

      he's been cleaning the school

    • @therealcentera
      @therealcentera 2 года назад +4

      @@darkgamez7293 I’m sorry, WHAT.

  • @ajcan4639
    @ajcan4639 Год назад +3416

    I like how the woman is so touched and grateful at the end

    • @Gortex.
      @Gortex. Год назад +157

      such tears of joy!

    • @WhiteScreen0
      @WhiteScreen0 Год назад +20

      i feel bad for him

    • @rulnaesafo7936
      @rulnaesafo7936 Год назад +22

      No she's scared.

    • @redmilk2861
      @redmilk2861 Год назад +17

      I think she is the actor that played Will's mom on the Inbetweeners

    • @LORDMM.
      @LORDMM. Год назад +27

      ​@@rulnaesafo7936 you say as a joke flies right over your head

  • @NotEliRobloxOfficial
    @NotEliRobloxOfficial 2 месяца назад +5

    Song: *says a swear word*
    Derek: this song needs cleaning
    *B A N G B A N G B A N G*

  • @inali_illustrates9142
    @inali_illustrates9142 Год назад +13029

    can we just take a moment to appreciate that this is on the official BBC youtube channel?

  • @wades2132
    @wades2132 3 года назад +480

    It’s the shouting “Bang!” with each shot that kills me.

    • @wades2132
      @wades2132 3 года назад +5

      @Toho Kaiju Fan / Marsh the Swampwing of course the gun, but instead of just shooting it and letting the gunshot ring out, he still has to shout Bang. I mean the gun is already loud. The bit itself is hilarious, but it’s that detail that makes it genius.

    • @Glisten456
      @Glisten456 3 года назад +2

      Not to mention when he shouts “I love you, Kitchen Gun” and laughs insanely after shooting a faucet

    • @Bruh_idk69lul
      @Bruh_idk69lul 3 года назад +1

      Kills you, eh?

    • @RBRT02
      @RBRT02 3 года назад +1

      @Toho Kaiju Fan / Marsh the Swampwing I would guess the bullet

    • @serosero
      @serosero 3 года назад

      The bullets will kill me for sure

  • @crackaby7075
    @crackaby7075 3 года назад +1198

    This comment section honestly has less American jokes than I expected.

    • @mobama4008
      @mobama4008 3 года назад +30

      The people that made the jokes are probably not even American

    • @Kaminomenom
      @Kaminomenom 3 года назад +3

      LMAO

    • @hanniballecter2476
      @hanniballecter2476 3 года назад

      Growtopia = gay

    • @X.R.808
      @X.R.808 3 года назад +9

      @@hanniballecter2476 people still use that as an insult..?

    • @chipsahoyad4729
      @chipsahoyad4729 3 года назад +1

      @@X.R.808 I guess so 💀

  • @idkiatecorn
    @idkiatecorn 26 дней назад +2

    "Man I’m tired to clean this house"
    "HI IM *DEREK* *BOM* INTRODUCING HOUSE NUKE"

  • @jotarothegay6285
    @jotarothegay6285 4 года назад +1263

    The quiet kid trying to clean a kitchen be like.

  • @chr0min0id
    @chr0min0id 3 года назад +655

    “This kitchen is so hard to clean!”
    *Famous last words*

  • @TheHorseOutside
    @TheHorseOutside 5 лет назад +3809

    "Ugh this school is so full of bullies. If only I could have my way!"
    *HI I'M DERRICK BUM*

  • @JeffMepranom
    @JeffMepranom 4 месяца назад +14

    I love you kitchen gun😂😂

  • @YourLocalMexican17
    @YourLocalMexican17 3 года назад +5167

    “This homeless child is filthy!”
    “Just three shots and-“
    *”oh no”*

  • @actuallyape8132
    @actuallyape8132 3 года назад +1155

    "Don't bring a kitchen knife to a kitchen gun fight."
    - Master Oogway

  • @conor781
    @conor781 5 лет назад +611

    If this was a thing I'd clean up my kitchen every second hour.

    • @ReturnerReturned
      @ReturnerReturned 5 лет назад

      BANG! BANG! BANG!

    • @hlelo_wrold
      @hlelo_wrold 5 лет назад +2

      Get gun.
      Shoot gun at kitchen.
      Success.

    • @restless276
      @restless276 5 лет назад +2

      In all seriousness tho if shooting them actually cleaned them I would do this all the time

    • @kevintheseacucumber4675
      @kevintheseacucumber4675 5 лет назад

      Restless spray bottle

    • @restless276
      @restless276 5 лет назад

      Kevin The Sea Cucumber Yeah but a Spray Bottle doesn’t make a gun shot noise and you can’t do it from a distance

  • @bananacatman
    @bananacatman 18 дней назад +2

    Of course, RUclips recommends me this 17 years later.

  • @t.k.1487
    @t.k.1487 5 лет назад +15625

    Everybody gangsta till the quiet kid says *im gonna clean this school*

  • @zyrusvito
    @zyrusvito 3 года назад +503

    "Honey, we're out of bullets"

  • @sanguis77
    @sanguis77 4 года назад +755

    "After dark cleaning" that... just sounds like assassination to me...

    • @edgewastaken2432
      @edgewastaken2432 4 года назад +10

      No assassination is public after dark cleaning. After dark cleaning is murder

    • @baileyjerman5573
      @baileyjerman5573 4 года назад +4

      Just cleaning up the Whitehouse

    • @UXB1000
      @UXB1000 4 года назад +8

      *Bravo 6, going dark.*

    • @jennyjohn704
      @jennyjohn704 4 года назад +1

      Didn't work out too well for Oscar Pistorius. ;-)

    • @UXB1000
      @UXB1000 4 года назад +1

      @@jennyjohn704 Oof.

  • @Croissant-123
    @Croissant-123 Месяц назад +4

    Sales would absolutely sky rocket if marketed in the US

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +905

    And thus HowToBasic was born

    • @binangatampubolon5275
      @binangatampubolon5275 4 года назад +10

      Hahah

    • @12.7x99mm
      @12.7x99mm 4 года назад +9

      It just had to be you.

    • @binangatampubolon5275
      @binangatampubolon5275 4 года назад +5

      @@12.7x99mm hes Just Some Guy Without a Mustache, what do you expect

    • @12.7x99mm
      @12.7x99mm 4 года назад +5

      @@binangatampubolon5275 I know it's just, of all the other people god chose him.

    • @meguminwithagun9587
      @meguminwithagun9587 4 года назад +9

      *BANG BANG BANG!*
      and the mustache is gone!

  • @kagari_toram
    @kagari_toram 2 года назад +7940

    14 years later and this is still one of the funniest things on the internet

  • @Jules2O1O
    @Jules2O1O 3 года назад +340

    Neighbors:
    " *Must Be Their Kitchen Gun* "

  • @plixplop
    @plixplop 5 дней назад +2

    Oh, so it's one of those weeks RUclips gets real weird and starts recommending videos that are old enough to drive

  • @jacksona2320
    @jacksona2320 5 лет назад +1519

    “Clean up your attitude!”
    Americans: KITCHEN GUN

    • @stzine7409
      @stzine7409 5 лет назад +20

      Technicaly it's British

    • @arcas5206
      @arcas5206 5 лет назад +17

      "Clean yourself! You're so smelly"
      *Points gun at head*
      *BANG BANG BANG*

    • @Shartfruittc
      @Shartfruittc 3 года назад

      That went from 0 to 100 real damn quick

    • @syahmiwafiy2675
      @syahmiwafiy2675 3 года назад

      It should be school instead

  • @KappaHunter
    @KappaHunter 8 лет назад +4735

    This is how we clean here in America

    • @explodoboyv2
      @explodoboyv2 7 лет назад +91

      Take notes.

    • @pigking3854
      @pigking3854 7 лет назад +124

      How to clean America:
      AMERICA! **BANG BANG BANG** AND IT SPARKLES LIKE NEW!

    • @atomnum9
      @atomnum9 6 лет назад +100

      Now we're going to clean ISIS

    • @ripmysanity3423
      @ripmysanity3423 6 лет назад +2

      KappaHunter soo right

    • @orionsiegrist
      @orionsiegrist 6 лет назад +24

      Fusion Playz that's also incorrect we use fully-automatic assault rifles

  • @ranger-o2u
    @ranger-o2u 3 года назад +1474

    If America and England had a crossover episode:

  • @Phenometer
    @Phenometer 3 месяца назад +3

    If we got more ads like this, I wouldn’t skip them.

  • @Coolgilbee
    @Coolgilbee 3 года назад +2291

    She wasn't crying because all her kitchen things are destroyed
    She's crying because of how expensive KITCHEN GUN is

  • @strawberryandcreem107
    @strawberryandcreem107 3 года назад +1045

    "this child is so hard to clean, if only there was an easier way." "HI IM DERRICK BAUM"

  • @montakims
    @montakims 5 лет назад +8324

    *When you're British but find out that you are 0.01% American*

  • @geisaune793
    @geisaune793 11 дней назад +1

    I love that the revered and storied British Broadcasting Corporation itself uploaded this, and not just the Peter Serafinowicz show

  • @oisuke100
    @oisuke100 5 лет назад +667

    I'm outta soap, but I need to shower! Oh well.
    *BANG B A N G B A N G*

  • @UnitedKingdomOfAmerica
    @UnitedKingdomOfAmerica 3 года назад +2058

    "This homework is so hard to do"
    Next day:
    "Where is your homework?"
    "Derek Baum shot my homework"

    • @alextheroyale46
      @alextheroyale46 3 года назад +15

      a comment from 2 days ago on a video from 2007? that can't be true-

    • @NotNate1438
      @NotNate1438 3 года назад +23

      BANG BANG BANG

    • @mooseyz4964
      @mooseyz4964 3 года назад +2

      lol

    • @ijnfus
      @ijnfus 3 года назад +12

      ah, yes HOMEWORK GUN

    • @randomnessToonss
      @randomnessToonss 3 года назад +5

      BANG BANG BANG and its a well earned F

  • @stankytanky69
    @stankytanky69 4 года назад +4080

    "Ugh, my phone is so dirty."
    "BANG BANG BANG"

    • @TRRoomba
      @TRRoomba 4 года назад +137

      A screenshot you could say perhaps... sorry

    • @dummkopf7981
      @dummkopf7981 4 года назад +29

      @@TRRoomba we were all thinking that as it was, but good job

    • @glados_gaming4170
      @glados_gaming4170 4 года назад +22

      @@dummkopf7981 he was the only one with the courage to say it.

    • @Higgs_Stranded
      @Higgs_Stranded 4 года назад +41

      Ugh my history is really dirty
      FBI:BANG BANG BANG

    • @jawbreaker68419
      @jawbreaker68419 4 года назад +3

      I found the perfect timing when he said Bang bang bang when I was Reading The bang bang bang part

  • @jotarothegay6285
    @jotarothegay6285 4 года назад +888

    As a kid, I honestly thought this was a real commercial

  • @OutblindEditsAndGames
    @OutblindEditsAndGames Месяц назад +4

    Why am I getting recommended this now in October 2024 😂

  • @Rolkap05
    @Rolkap05 4 года назад +277

    Plot twists its the lady that's cleaning and the man is shooting warning shots at the lady to make her clean fast

  • @adityacolaco3523
    @adityacolaco3523 3 года назад +519

    this sounds like the type of commercial you'd hear on a gta radio

    • @AzguardMike
      @AzguardMike 3 года назад +9

      or an advert by the Joker

    • @jfkatelje
      @jfkatelje 3 года назад +5

      Oh yeah, ur right.

    • @ashley.2995
      @ashley.2995 3 года назад

      😂

    • @impostor9103
      @impostor9103 3 года назад

      lol

    • @wrathguy
      @wrathguy 3 года назад

      Well Rockstar is British, the spirit is the same XD

  • @typryor2227
    @typryor2227 4 года назад +477

    I love how he yells “bang” whenever he takes a shot.

    • @Starfish_Manatee
      @Starfish_Manatee 4 года назад +7

      Im doing that next time i go hunting

    • @zirconis5411
      @zirconis5411 4 года назад +1

      It's a Cillit Bang reference. The brand that this is parodying.

    • @breestakebobba2318
      @breestakebobba2318 4 года назад +1

      *drinks a shot*
      _B A N G_

    • @him4641
      @him4641 4 года назад +1

      - and the dirt is gone.

    • @andiyeet
      @andiyeet 4 года назад +1

      He even yells BANG in the Tolet grenade Commercial (better check it out.)

  • @maxwellquipey1
    @maxwellquipey1 Месяц назад +2

    Best part is, it actually cleans the stuff, but it literally destroys everything

  • @hylind1912
    @hylind1912 2 года назад +2680

    I love that the product actually works and makes the target completely spotless, but that doesn't fix that fact that you just shot it with a gun

    • @moonstone2486
      @moonstone2486 2 года назад +59

      Yea, your better off cleaning with 5$ soap then buying a whole new kitchen set or get a repair man.

    • @koharumi1
      @koharumi1 Год назад +53

      After rewatching it I noticed most of the clean objects have bullet holes...

    • @stevenjefcoat3793
      @stevenjefcoat3793 Год назад +15

      @@moonstone2486 but what is more fun huh

    • @stevenjefcoat3793
      @stevenjefcoat3793 Год назад +1

      @@koharumi1 all

    • @moonstone2486
      @moonstone2486 Год назад +1

      @@stevenjefcoat3793 uh, anything 🤨

  • @jimmythecacodemon2397
    @jimmythecacodemon2397 4 года назад +858

    Guy: "there, all clean again"
    Woman in the background: *sobbing*

  • @xIyse
    @xIyse 3 года назад +1501

    Company: how can we advertise our kitchen supplies to America?
    Derick Baum: *Say no more*

    • @jarkubusreinhart563
      @jarkubusreinhart563 3 года назад +1

      What are you trying to say about my country of America?!?!

    • @rxzd_
      @rxzd_ 3 года назад +21

      @@jarkubusreinhart563 gun go brr

    • @jarkubusreinhart563
      @jarkubusreinhart563 3 года назад +2

      @@rxzd_ Guns are awesome

    • @namanjsingh
      @namanjsingh 3 года назад +2

      @@rxzd_ 🤣🤣🤣

    • @jsxr8917
      @jsxr8917 3 года назад +10

      @@jarkubusreinhart563 no fuckin way you got offended by that

  • @jacobbaguio8678
    @jacobbaguio8678 23 дня назад +5

    Hahahaha😂😂😂 is it actually being sold cause if it is I'm buying 10 😂

  • @reichtangle7734
    @reichtangle7734 5 лет назад +727

    Hard to believe this guy was in John wick.

    • @executor34
      @executor34 5 лет назад +87

      @RobloxNerd he was the guy selling weapons in Rome, he also played the roommate in Shaun of the Dead

    • @reichtangle7734
      @reichtangle7734 5 лет назад +24

      RobloxNerd Yeah he played the sommelier in John wick 2.

    • @C1-cl9vf
      @C1-cl9vf 5 лет назад +41

      @@reichtangle7734 So, he's basically playing the same character here?

    • @gulano8258
      @gulano8258 5 лет назад +5

      69th like, nice.

    • @blokvader8283
      @blokvader8283 5 лет назад +2

      Surprisingly Serafinowicz was in a lot of stuff.

  • @jericocanja
    @jericocanja 3 года назад +478

    i love how optimistic his voice are when he literally destroying the woman's utensils

    • @bhaskarrijal
      @bhaskarrijal 3 года назад +2

      lmao yes

    • @Chillcoder-mf2ci
      @Chillcoder-mf2ci 3 года назад +2

      PFFHDHSGUI IKR😂😂😂😭🤣🤣🤣

    • @james7110
      @james7110 3 года назад +1

      BANG BANG BANG

    • @koby4115
      @koby4115 3 года назад +1

      I think you mean cleaning, sir.

    • @giovanni9497
      @giovanni9497 3 года назад

      @edcon power Yeah, this guy's a sadist

  • @minecaftgamer4206
    @minecaftgamer4206 3 года назад +365

    13 years later, this is still the most glorious ad ever

  • @Nebularity
    @Nebularity 3 месяца назад +9

    This is what you get when you mix American humour in a british commercial