After colonoscopy ....loudest fart ever

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  • Опубликовано: 27 ноя 2024

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  • @Sweeneytv
    @Sweeneytv 3 года назад +4762

    his fucking smile dude. he knows its coming and he's proud

  • @Wynterspop
    @Wynterspop 3 года назад +3890

    Had a colonoscopy a few years back. Nurse told me I’d be gassy when I woke up and to not be shy. Wife said she heard me rippin’ farts all the way down the hall.

    • @xo__alessiag518
      @xo__alessiag518 3 года назад +160

      lol yes farting is a good sign so never try to hide it after a procedure or surgery 😁

    • @divinemercy3740
      @divinemercy3740 3 года назад +206

      Hahaha, I hear ya. I had a colonoscopy a couple years ago. Woke up and nurse said good, you've been passing gas the entire time, you can leave....she was a little annoyed.. 😂

    • @irrationalreality8276
      @irrationalreality8276 3 года назад +208

      @@divinemercy3740
      “I didn’t ask for this either bitch” situation

    • @irisvegaramirez6558
      @irisvegaramirez6558 3 года назад +1

      😂😅

    • @exhaustmob3774
      @exhaustmob3774 3 года назад

      😂😂

  • @Haedox
    @Haedox 3 года назад +9945

    Why is this even recommended to me rn

    • @leecaron9440
      @leecaron9440 3 года назад +74

      You must’ve watched Nancy Pelosi talking

    • @thunda4739
      @thunda4739 3 года назад +8

      Ayye, it’s my boi, Haedox!

    • @Matt_Matt96
      @Matt_Matt96 3 года назад +16

      Maybe life been rough and you needed a good laugh.

    • @L3H11
      @L3H11 3 года назад +4

      You know why...

    • @J-Pow
      @J-Pow 3 года назад

      At least it was recommended to the both of us. ❤️

  • @jimbob-ln4cn
    @jimbob-ln4cn 3 года назад +6246

    My last colonoscopy I farted so hard and loud and long that the curtains around the bed waved and I got a round of applause from all the other patients

  • @shehryarkaleem2955
    @shehryarkaleem2955 3 года назад +3686

    When you're watching people fart it's Time for you to go to bed.

  • @DaisyOh
    @DaisyOh 3 года назад +2825

    My ex used to sound off a thunderous blast every morning after peeing. His butt was basically the horn of Gondor.

    • @plugandsocket500
      @plugandsocket500 3 года назад +360

      And you parted Despite such impeccable credentials of his?

    • @Tailbone44
      @Tailbone44 3 года назад +12

      Why you’ll break up?

    • @Texbun2
      @Texbun2 3 года назад +3

      HA+

    • @jhcoverdrive9287
      @jhcoverdrive9287 3 года назад +25

      Less of a butt-trumpet, more of an ass-carnyx

    • @nandusnova8023
      @nandusnova8023 3 года назад +137

      U miss him don't you?

  • @ListPosts
    @ListPosts 3 года назад +9308

    Still a better love story than Twilight

    • @MrUknowho99
      @MrUknowho99 3 года назад +60

      LMFAOOOOOO

    • @SiliconBong
      @SiliconBong 3 года назад +21

      another subscription

    • @mightystrong5484
      @mightystrong5484 3 года назад +8

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @00cdsr
      @00cdsr 3 года назад +14

      Fucking gold

    • @xxxninjaspartan
      @xxxninjaspartan 3 года назад +47

      Lmao this reminds me when I was at Whole Foods and this stupid customer didn’t wear his mask properly. I cut a fart like this next to him and he literally choked on my fart and finally put his mask on right.

  • @RayMak
    @RayMak 3 года назад +5928

    It didn't sound dry too

  • @transom100
    @transom100 3 года назад +580

    It’s amazing that as a fully grown man I still laugh at farts

    • @micahbell7763
      @micahbell7763 3 года назад +28

      We've been laughing at farts since we were in caves lol

    • @slugroythegreat
      @slugroythegreat 3 года назад +24

      Farts are universally funny

    • @BlueyHeelerluvsBeatles
      @BlueyHeelerluvsBeatles 3 года назад +15

      I’m a 22 year old girl and laugh at farts

    • @THEWINDOWGUY35
      @THEWINDOWGUY35 3 года назад +1

      @@BlueyHeelerluvsBeatles I'm a fetus and i to laugh at farts

    • @OmegaDeltaOmicron
      @OmegaDeltaOmicron 3 года назад +1

      @@THEWINDOWGUY35 yeetus fetus? 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿😀🗿😀🗿😀🗿😀🗿🗿😝🗿🗿🗿🗿⏳🗿🍯🗿🤡🗿🍼🗿🤨🗿🧉🗿🧉🗿🍼🗿🤨🗿🤨🗿🍵🗿🍻🗿🍻🗿🗿🎂🗿🎂🗿🤔🗿🤔🗿🗿🥧🗿🍩🗿🥛🗿🤡🗿🤡🗿🗿🐄🗿🍶🗿🍨🗿🍼🗿🍼🗿🤨🗿🤨🗿🍵🗿😙🗿😙🗿🍵🗿🤨🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🤢🗿🤢🗿🤧🗿🥵🗿😎🗿🥸🗿🤠🗿🤠🗿☹🗿🥸🗿😎🗿🥸🗿🤠🗿🤯🗿🤯🗿🤮🗿😪🗿🤤🗿🥵🗿🥳🗿🥳🗿🥳🗿🤧🗿🤧🗿🥸🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🕐🕐🕐🗿🗿🧐🥳🗿🥴🤠🗿😷🥳🗿🧐🥳🤯🗿😳🥸😟🗿🧐🤧🤯🗿🧐🤧🤯🗿🧐🤧🤯🗿😳🥵🤯🗿😳🥵🤯🗿🧐🤧🗿🧐🥵😟🗿🥴🤧🗿😟🧐🤧🗿😟🗿🤧🤯🗿🧐🤧🤯🗿🧐🤧🤯🗿🥴🤧🤯🗿🥴😪🤯🗿🥴😪😵🗿🥶🤮😵🗿🥶🤮😵🗿🤓🤮🤯🗿🧐🤧🤯🗿🧐🤧🤯🗿🧐🤧🗿🤯🧐🤧🗿😟🗿🗿🗿🗿🐖🐃🗿🦓🐴🐮🗿🦁🐱🐅🗿🦮🦝🗿🐅🦓🦝🗿🦬🐖🐴🗿🦬🐖🗿🐴🐮🗿🐈‍⬛🐴🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🍄🥦🍞🗿🍄🥦🍞🗿🍄🥦🍞🗿🍄🥔🍞🗿🍄🥔🥒🗿🍄🍆🫑🗿🌽🍒🫑🗿🥕🍑🫑🍆🗿🗿🫑🗿🗿🍄🗿🗿🧅🥬🫑🗿🫐🍒🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🏥🏬🗿🏦🪨🏡🗿🏡🪨🏦🗿🏡🗿🏚🏡🗿🏨🪵🏡🗿🏚🏜🧱🧱🗿🗺🏟🗿🧱🗿🏘🪨🏡🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🏐🗿⚾️🎾🗿🏀⚾️🥈🗿🏆🎫🗿🥈🏀🎟🗿🥈🗿🗿🗿🏆🎎🗿🎁🎏🏆🗿🎋🗿🎁🏀🗿🗿🪡🗿🖼🎴🪡🗿🎨🪆♟🗿🪄🧩🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿👡👛👞🗿👡👛🩴🗿🧦👝🩴🗿🥻🧦🩴🗿🥻🧦🩴🗿👝👚🗿🩴🧢🗿👟🩰🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿➡️↙️⬇️➡️🗿☣🗿🚸🗿⬇️🚯☢🗿⬇️🚯☢🗿⬇️🚯🗿⚠️🛄🗿⬇️☣🗿↗️⤴️🗿↖️⤴️🗿↗️↖️⤴️🗿➡️↖️🚱↙️🗿🚱⬆️🗿🔞⚠️🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🇧🇮🇧🇫🇧🇮🇧🇫🕐🇧🇲🇦🇿🕐🇦🇽🇦🇺🇦🇸🕐🇧🇮🇦🇮🗿🇦🇫🇦🇿🏳️‍⚧️🇦🇫🗿🏳️‍⚧️🇦🇸🕐🇦🇽🇦🇮🇦🇷🏳️‍🌈🗿🏳️‍⚧️🗿🏳️‍⚧️🗿🏳️‍⚧️🗿🗿🗿🏳️‍🌈🗿🇦🇼🇦🇬🗿🇦🇼🇦🇬🇧🇦🗿🇧🇭🇦🇬🗿🇧🇮🇦🇺🗿🇧🇧🇦🇺🇧🇮🗿🇧🇧🇧🇮🗿🇧🇮🇦🇺🇧🇱🗿🇧🇮🇦🇺🗿🇦🇺🇧🇧🇧🇮🇧🇮🗿🇧🇧🇧🇧🇦🇺🇧🇮🇧🇧🇧🇮🇦🇺🇦🇺🇧🇮🇧🇸🇧🇫🇧🇧🇧🇫🇧🇮🇦🇺🇧🇧🇧🇮🇦🇺🇧🇮🇧🇧🇦🇮🇦🇷🇧🇮🇦🇷🇦🇿🇦🇮🇧🇧🇧🇧🇦🇿🇦🇮🇧🇧🇦🇿🇦🇮🇦🇿🇧🇩🇦🇿🇦🇮🇧🇩🗿🇦🇿🇦🇮🇧🇧🗿🇦🇿🇦🇮🇧🇧🗿🇦🇿🇦🇮🗿🇦🇷🇦🇿🇦🇮🗿🇦🇷🇦🇮🗿🇦🇿🇧🇩🗿🇦🇱🗿🇧🇩🗿🇦🇿🇦🇸🇦🇿🗿🏳️‍⚧️🇦🇸🗿🇦🇿🏳️‍⚧️🇦🇸🗿🇦🇴🏳️‍🌈🇦🇸🕐🇦🇴🏳️‍🌈🇦🇷🕐🇦🇴🏳️‍🌈🇦🇸🕐🇦🇴🏳️‍🌈🇦🇸🗿🇦🇴🗿🇦🇴🗿🇦🇸🗿🇦🇴🇦🇱🇦🇸🗿🇦🇴🏳️‍⚧️🗿🏳️‍⚧️🗿🏳️‍⚧️🗿🏳️‍⚧️🗿🏳️‍⚧️🗿🗿🗿🏴‍☠️🇦🇮🗿🏴‍☠️🗿🇦🇮🗿🏴‍☠️🗿🇦🇮🏴‍☠️🇦🇮🗿🇦🇮🏴‍☠️🗿🇦🇮🗿🗿🇦🇬🗿🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🗿🗿🏳️‍⚧️🗿🏳️‍⚧️🗿🏳️‍⚧️🗿🍞

  • @daucuprastia
    @daucuprastia 3 года назад +704

    This is the reason I pay the internet bill every month. For videos like this

    • @puberty2enjoyer
      @puberty2enjoyer 3 года назад +8

      The comments are the best part lmaoo

    • @River_blaze
      @River_blaze 3 года назад +3

      Same lmao

    • @ramsaycobbler8499
      @ramsaycobbler8499 3 года назад +1

      Hahahahhaha

    • @The1707regina
      @The1707regina 3 года назад +2

      Pfffh… I already have my internet bill paid for the year…. Pffh.. poor people 🙄😒 💵
      This comment is just a joke.

    • @jcd5979
      @jcd5979 3 года назад

      😂😂😂😂 Best cure for depression

  • @zepho100
    @zepho100 3 года назад +3987

    This is why we have global warming.
    Edit: thanks for the likes guys, of course this is a joke.

    • @Matt_Matt96
      @Matt_Matt96 3 года назад +30

      Hot booty cheek fart.

    • @tylerw1976
      @tylerw1976 3 года назад +11

      nah thats more like cows your refering too lmao 😁😂😃🤣😅😄😃😉

    • @mightystrong5484
      @mightystrong5484 3 года назад +3

      ☹️😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @johnw2026
      @johnw2026 3 года назад +3

      I don't believe in global warming but that is hilarious!

    • @Anonymous-hk4ny
      @Anonymous-hk4ny 3 года назад +19

      @@johnw2026 you must be real stupid

  • @roy-batty
    @roy-batty 3 года назад +952

    My loudest fart ever was at a yoga class. It was a two staged one. First one made people laugh a bit, "don't worry, happens all the time". The second one is still echoing through all them people's heads to this very day. Farted so loud I never needed any more classes. One fart wonder.

    • @blipbytes
      @blipbytes 3 года назад +12

      Loll

    • @Travisbig7
      @Travisbig7 3 года назад +8

      Lmfaoo

    • @Matt_Matt96
      @Matt_Matt96 3 года назад +21

      Sounds like one of those farts that make your stomach go down.

    • @k.c4178
      @k.c4178 3 года назад +3

      😂😂😂😭😭😭

    • @MiRoJu.
      @MiRoJu. 3 года назад +3

      😂😂😂

  • @AlextheRambler
    @AlextheRambler 3 года назад +3191

    Can confirm this happens

  • @King_Barney
    @King_Barney 3 года назад +639

    I had everyone in the recovery laughing after my colonoscopy. I was farting like a moose and didn't care a bit....I was still high on the drugs and yelled, "Thar she blows!" After a really loud one...it brought the house down! 🤣

    • @bradygiltz5160
      @bradygiltz5160 3 года назад +1

      😆😆😆😆😆😆

    • @jakeoliver9167
      @jakeoliver9167 3 года назад +10

      You were put on drugs for a colonoscopy? Is that an American thing

    • @shashwatmahapatra9504
      @shashwatmahapatra9504 3 года назад +4

      I'm gonna say Thar she blows everytime after a fart from now on.

    • @newbestofthis4422
      @newbestofthis4422 3 года назад +15

      @@jakeoliver9167 imagine being wide awake while they shove a 6 meter long scope into your ***hole it is not fun. I did it in two countries and in the US they tend to give stronger drugs that put you to sleep while in other countries they will make u aware of everything but u will be slightly drugged

    • @jakeoliver9167
      @jakeoliver9167 3 года назад +6

      @@newbestofthis4422 I’ve done that and an endoscopy. Endoscopy was worse. But neither needed drugs. Especially if I had to pay for it like in America. That’s just unnecessary

  • @kimhuffstetler7054
    @kimhuffstetler7054 3 года назад +227

    After my colonoscopy I woke up and they were all these patient beds divided by curtains. I woke myself up with the biggest fart. And you could hear like random farting behind the curtains. It was hilarious LOL

    • @Gizzard4400
      @Gizzard4400 3 года назад +1

      Wish I could have been there lol

    • @mianel5539
      @mianel5539 3 года назад +1

      Oh goodness. I'm laughing so much 🤣 thanks for this

  • @seanham4040
    @seanham4040 3 года назад +1791

    I farted so loud post colonoscopy,the nurse from the next bed over opened the curtain,looked Me dead in the eye and said "Nice,4 more of those and You can have juice!' I was never so excited for juice...Might've been the drugs though...

    • @paulcollyer801
      @paulcollyer801 3 года назад +86

      I LOVE that nurse lol

    • @seanham4040
      @seanham4040 3 года назад +73

      @@paulcollyer801 I thought She was cute too..til HE came back in and I said "Check please"....Dammit...

    • @paulcollyer801
      @paulcollyer801 3 года назад +14

      @@seanham4040, oops, my bad lol

    • @abehdts5170
      @abehdts5170 3 года назад +12

      The end of this comment kilz me

    • @r.cherry2590
      @r.cherry2590 3 года назад +2

      No way🤣🤣

  • @Its_Just_Brad
    @Its_Just_Brad 3 года назад +482

    I was talking to my wife one day and told her I feel extremely bloated but don’t feel like I have to fart or anything. She goes “have you tried?” I said “no.” Then proceed to try. I farted so long and so loud that her face went from “see” to “oh gross...” to “woah.....” in the whole 10 to 15 seconds it took to get it out. I was very impressed.

    • @tommyk6719
      @tommyk6719 3 года назад +53

      That’s awesome man, nobody can ever take that memory away from you!😂

    • @brotatoechip8394
      @brotatoechip8394 3 года назад +6

      Hell yeah

    • @jasonjones3694
      @jasonjones3694 3 года назад +11

      👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

    • @joeysedberry8860
      @joeysedberry8860 3 года назад +24

      Proud fam. PROUD.

    • @die4race
      @die4race 3 года назад +25

      Damn...the relief after must have felt like heaven

  • @emt5330
    @emt5330 5 лет назад +820

    Loudest fart ever? I consider that a direct challenge.

  • @HeartzHugzKissez
    @HeartzHugzKissez 3 года назад +2401

    I need one of those.

    • @Leukefilms
      @Leukefilms 3 года назад +12

      My laughing chimney is a creepy guy !

    • @mayonesa6610
      @mayonesa6610 3 года назад +15

      In your face or what? 🤭🤭

    • @pbdjr46
      @pbdjr46 3 года назад +27

      A colonoscopy?

    • @Leukefilms
      @Leukefilms 3 года назад +2

      @@mayonesa6610 My chimney smokes a cigarette and it's smells bad!

    • @mayonesa6610
      @mayonesa6610 3 года назад +5

      @@Leukefilms what???

  • @morganfreeman5972
    @morganfreeman5972 3 года назад +464

    Everyone commenting is talking about how majestic their fart was at one time.

  • @pauldee1102
    @pauldee1102 3 года назад +579

    RUclips: “loudest fart ever”
    Everyone: “wow interesting”

  • @billcosby2168
    @billcosby2168 3 года назад +3993

    Let’s be real we all watch this more then once.

  • @rosanobornales6450
    @rosanobornales6450 3 года назад +438

    I expected something on the level of
    "Oh NOOOO!" *shits out internal organs*
    "Are you okay in there?"

    • @christianhill45
      @christianhill45 3 года назад +38

      Ahhh I see you are well versed in Fartology.

    • @rosanobornales6450
      @rosanobornales6450 3 года назад +27

      @@christianhill45 only the best memes for well refined men 🥂

    • @christianhill45
      @christianhill45 3 года назад +8

      @@rosanobornales6450 you are absolutely correct 🥂

    • @booboo69420
      @booboo69420 3 года назад +4

      People of good taste, finally 🥂

    • @christianhill45
      @christianhill45 3 года назад +3

      @@booboo69420 yes finally🥃

  • @mauricecalvillo8486
    @mauricecalvillo8486 3 года назад +68

    This dude's smile is priceless. He's obviously like *_"Wait for it..."_*

  • @ryanchastainmaxey
    @ryanchastainmaxey 3 года назад +108

    His face leading up to the fart was PRICELESS

  • @gsonz172
    @gsonz172 3 года назад +275

    The comments are even better than the video LMAO

  • @TellurdogIsayhi
    @TellurdogIsayhi 3 года назад +446

    Had a colonoscopy and can confirm, this happened. My fart was so long i heard the nurses laughing. I was cracking up cause it was just never ending.

    • @Manderz89
      @Manderz89 3 года назад +3

      😂

    • @aj7710
      @aj7710 3 года назад +3

      Even to this day?

    • @Nisssssssssannnnnnnn
      @Nisssssssssannnnnnnn 3 года назад +1

      Is it painful they want me to get one but I really don't wanna

    • @TellurdogIsayhi
      @TellurdogIsayhi 3 года назад +4

      @@Nisssssssssannnnnnnn no, not at all. I got put under anesthesia.

    • @Nisssssssssannnnnnnn
      @Nisssssssssannnnnnnn 3 года назад +1

      @@TellurdogIsayhi weren't you scared of the perforation? That's my fear

  • @Thairish13
    @Thairish13 3 года назад +249

    I literally fart louder than this every morning when I wake up.

    • @Chrysteeyoung1993
      @Chrysteeyoung1993 3 года назад +3

      Me too 😊

    • @colecooper5836
      @colecooper5836 3 года назад +6

      Well, we know what you do every night.

    • @ladistar
      @ladistar 3 года назад +1

      LMAOOOOOOO wtf

    • @Toutouche
      @Toutouche 3 года назад +1

      @@ladistar 🙂😭😭😭😭

    • @Thairish13
      @Thairish13 3 года назад

      @@colecooper5836 what.... eat?....

  • @HardshellumYolkinsideCanineus
    @HardshellumYolkinsideCanineus 3 года назад +145

    _The moment has came. The male smiled with grace and euphoria. Everything felt so wide and free, it is the feeling of peaceful death slowly coming to its host. The feeling of burden slowly drifting away from the body. The moment has came into conclusion. The male gave everything up, as he release his atmosphere of bliss with a silent moan. One gasp of air from it, and you will sense a jolt of sensation, getting inside of your body. The fart sounded like angelic trumpets, greeting the arrival of a God. The smell is the smell of glorius victory, evident to its sweet, pungent odor made by the challenges this man had experienced. The fart felt like a flowing, newly-washed clothes out of the sun. His triumph can be heard throughout the joyful halls, greeted by the cheerful crowd._

  • @deniseroe5891
    @deniseroe5891 3 года назад +70

    After my son was born by emergency C-Section and I got to my room. I did that and levitated the sheets. Good one.

  • @reaktorleak89
    @reaktorleak89 3 года назад +184

    I don't know why RUclips recommended this to me, but I had to watch.

  • @TheJonnywiz007
    @TheJonnywiz007 3 года назад +143

    RUclips algorithm :
    Pssst, wanna see someone almost shitting his bed in a hospital ?

  • @kennythompson336
    @kennythompson336 4 года назад +648

    Loudest fart? I just farted and woke my neighbor’s up. His fart wouldn’t wake my dog up.

    • @Bolie420
      @Bolie420 3 года назад +5

      I think my dog farts that loud

    • @abehdts5170
      @abehdts5170 3 года назад +22

      @Ghotyo Locanisyn this is quality dark humor if you're joking. If this is serious then I'm sorry.

    • @MF-qy9kt
      @MF-qy9kt 3 года назад +15

      Dude when I was in college I lived in dorms right, one weekend my roommate was back home so I was alone in the room so I farted so dam loud cause when he was there I tried to be respectful, the walls of the dorms where paper thin tho and when I farted I swear to god I just heard one of my neighbors laugh his ass off. I was never confronted about it but to this day its one of those things that I giggle any time I remember.

    • @wanderer1955
      @wanderer1955 3 года назад

      Sounds like it shoulda been called "wettest fart ever".

    • @rahatansari7594
      @rahatansari7594 3 года назад +1

      You have a powerfull fart dude😂

  • @umeshofficial13
    @umeshofficial13 3 года назад +49

    Man: farts
    1.9 mil people: *YES*

  • @ainurhanayusof9052
    @ainurhanayusof9052 3 года назад +40

    Me: *minding my own business
    RUclips: Wanna watch some farts?

  • @susie7336
    @susie7336 3 года назад +475

    Uneventful.
    That’s me every morning.

    • @jasonjones3694
      @jasonjones3694 3 года назад +5

      😂😂

    • @plugandsocket500
      @plugandsocket500 3 года назад +30

      Girls like you I really love...
      Honest and unembarrassed about your bowels!
      I could care less about your hair and make-up or your pretend eyelashes... Its the you inside that matters most to me.

    • @andrew8440
      @andrew8440 3 года назад +12

      @@plugandsocket500 @downbadpolice

    • @ceedee7647
      @ceedee7647 3 года назад +4

      Nooooo Susana 🍑💨💨💨🤭
      😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @adamrodgers9175
      @adamrodgers9175 3 года назад +13

      Period farts.

  • @ciarancummins303
    @ciarancummins303 3 года назад +193

    I searched for this. I need to question my life.

    • @RingoStarr_
      @RingoStarr_ 3 года назад +6

      Lmao

    • @ciarancummins303
      @ciarancummins303 3 года назад

      @@z_ed I just said I did, didn't I?

    • @amberlynn8591
      @amberlynn8591 3 года назад +1

      No you Dont, your good! We all need some good laughs now so we gotta get them where we can. If it is over "loudest farts" so be it🤣🤣🤣

    • @RamMohammadJosephKaur
      @RamMohammadJosephKaur 3 года назад +1

      @@amberlynn8591 absolutely!

  • @keithm7004
    @keithm7004 3 года назад +16

    this is so pure, the relief on his face.

  • @kellyjeffrey4787
    @kellyjeffrey4787 3 года назад +29

    Being a Endoscopy nurse I encourage my patients to do "Medical" Farts!

  • @panagiotisexplorer213
    @panagiotisexplorer213 3 года назад +14

    Unbelievable how a simple sound like that can make us laugh no matter the race, color, culture etc.
    Fart is the universal language and unites us all

  • @amritpalsingh2715
    @amritpalsingh2715 3 года назад +35

    0:07 the look on his face
    "They have no idea whats coming"

  • @DebUSA
    @DebUSA 4 года назад +102

    2020 December 16 ~ If you've never had a colonoscopy, the medical assistants tell you to push out the gas once you've been put in the recovery unit... Everyone's doing it... It's a Fart Symphony.

    • @reedreinfeld3737
      @reedreinfeld3737 3 года назад +10

      This is true !!! They fill you up with air and you wake up in pain (I know from experience, several times)... farting as much as possible helps out greatly 🤣🤣

    • @EverthingsApple
      @EverthingsApple 3 года назад +9

      A Fart Symphony LMAO

    • @IdesofMarch223
      @IdesofMarch223 3 года назад +12

      I got one a few years ago (I was 23 and everyone else easily 65+) and when I woke up the pain was excruciating. The relief from farting was incredible. The literally pump air into you like a damned balloon.

    • @xcalibur4376
      @xcalibur4376 3 года назад

      @@IdesofMarch223 why do they pump air?? What is it for

    • @IdesofMarch223
      @IdesofMarch223 3 года назад +11

      @@xcalibur4376 They pump air into your gastrointestinal tract to expand it making it easier for them to look around. So when you wake up they do in fact encourage you to keep farting because you’re expelling all the air they pumped in. It’s extremely uncomfortable and even mildly painful.

  • @noosh9837
    @noosh9837 3 года назад +17

    Everyone in the hospital: *We’ve been gassed!*

  • @imnotsurprised2653
    @imnotsurprised2653 3 года назад +6

    I love how he blames it on her...”Lori Ann!”🤣😂

  • @patrickjdrahman
    @patrickjdrahman 3 года назад +38

    Why has this existed for two years and I'm just now seeing it

  • @mancaveveteran4975
    @mancaveveteran4975 3 года назад +240

    I will never...NEVER tell my wife what I witnessed and heard from her after she had hers. She was still under and had no idea.

    • @nichole8622
      @nichole8622 3 года назад +34

      You are a good man. 🤣🤣

    • @alexandersupertramp7353
      @alexandersupertramp7353 3 года назад +4

      Jim Carey: Oh, C'mon!!!

    • @predwards8941
      @predwards8941 3 года назад +7

      You may need that in divorce court 😁

    • @thedirtybirdgamefarm3125
      @thedirtybirdgamefarm3125 3 года назад +32

      There are just some things in life that u have take to the grave..🤫

    • @faamecanic1970
      @faamecanic1970 3 года назад +27

      Rofl....same here. I thought a chasm opened, hell fire raised up, and all the demons in hell screamed out in fury at once! Nope ....post colonoscopy release from my beautiful bride.

  • @krysanthemummsdenofchaos3705
    @krysanthemummsdenofchaos3705 3 года назад +104

    When my father got his exam, I could hear it from DOWN THE HALLWAY

  • @zacheadrick721
    @zacheadrick721 3 года назад +68

    Let’s be honest this was recommended to you. You definitely didn’t search for this

  • @MrPatschen
    @MrPatschen 3 года назад +17

    I am here after “guy farts loudly into supermarket announcement mic”

  • @dMd1989
    @dMd1989 2 года назад

    Oh my goodness I busted out laughing!!! That mischievous look on his face 😅 he so knew what was coming!!!!

  • @kartikeyaattri2166
    @kartikeyaattri2166 3 года назад +24

    Slowly decreases the volume of the phone. 😂😂

  • @storytimewithunclebill1998
    @storytimewithunclebill1998 3 года назад +5

    He look so happy, and I bet he felt so much better. Was pretty funny. Great video

    • @robertdenro9348
      @robertdenro9348 3 года назад

      Great video? Of a dude farting? what has this world come to

  • @phillipgwynne6580
    @phillipgwynne6580 3 года назад +40

    At least I waited till I got into the car park after having mine, swear the hospital Windows shook 😂

  • @euanrichardson9577
    @euanrichardson9577 3 года назад +13

    My friend: did you hear about the crisis in Malaysia
    My other friend: oh yeah, I saw it on my RUclips recommended
    My RUclips recommended...

  • @standingelton6375
    @standingelton6375 3 года назад +5

    " Rocketman, burning out his fuse up here alone"

  • @Bryan_2311
    @Bryan_2311 3 года назад +21

    Tittle: “After colonoscopy ....loudest fart ever”
    Me and the people watching: Hmmmm this looks interesting

    • @bobjoe4888
      @bobjoe4888 3 года назад

      Stop talking about your tittles on RUclips. That sounds like adult stuff reserved for other websites

  • @bencedergecz1393
    @bencedergecz1393 3 года назад +24

    0:05 the moment when men put their entire concentration to

  • @leahhuffman572
    @leahhuffman572 3 года назад +17

    My husband sounds like that everyday.

  • @firstnamekaty8830
    @firstnamekaty8830 3 года назад +2

    I love the look on his face in the thumbnail😂 He’s got what my Memaw called a “shit-eatin grin”.

  • @RW-ob4en
    @RW-ob4en 3 года назад +7

    Post-oscopy fugue/fog state, I called the nurse to say someone in the room next door did not sound well. Her reply:
    “There’s no one else on the ward sir.”

  • @kingkasdin9767
    @kingkasdin9767 3 года назад +4

    He looks peaceful and relieved

  • @Anuj0011
    @Anuj0011 3 года назад +3

    Teacher - nobody will make sounds in my class
    Backbenchers-

  • @discoandben9313
    @discoandben9313 3 года назад +6

    No idea why I laughed so hard.

  • @02DYNOMAXGT
    @02DYNOMAXGT 3 года назад

    Me:Farts 😳😳😳
    Covid-19:Yeahhhh I can't work in situations like this

  • @thescoggfather
    @thescoggfather 3 года назад +3

    Thank you so much RUclips recommendation algorithm for bringing this to my attention.

  • @ohboats
    @ohboats 3 года назад +24

    "record this, it's gonna be a big'n"

    • @deanna04
      @deanna04 3 года назад +6

      I just woke up my family laughing I cant

    • @Hellsing788
      @Hellsing788 3 года назад +4

      I’ve been laughing for 5 min straight

  • @kenanthonaldanese432
    @kenanthonaldanese432 3 года назад +4

    Had mine without sleeping last year. Still could imagine the pain. They pump air inside your intestines to ease the tube insertion, like vulcanizing a tire. Hurts alot when the tube hits a damn curve. This made me realize how much pain my wife had felt when she was delivering.

  • @AZ-ms6if
    @AZ-ms6if 3 года назад +48

    Me and my younger cousins laugh at a memory that we called the "gas chamber", basically our grandfather let out a really stinky 1 in the room we were staying in, we were all coughing, they were able to move, but I was coughing so hard I couldn't move, hence why we called it the "gas chamber"

    • @gamistry2947
      @gamistry2947 3 года назад

      It sometimes do be like that

  • @jayfarina7263
    @jayfarina7263 3 года назад +2

    What an unforgetable and romantic moment recorded on video and uploaded to be always remembered LOL
    The face of the guy before doing it is legendary.
    Hope all went well with that colonoscopy.
    Regards!

  • @jnbfilm56
    @jnbfilm56 3 года назад

    For some reason, RUclips decided to recommend a bunch of vlogs depicting cancer patients during their last days, so Im happy I get to see this, certainly a shift of mood. Thanks, Mythical Algorithm.

  • @Repienk
    @Repienk 3 года назад +9

    I would imagine colonoscopy wating rooms are basically human beings holding in canons of air compressed camble soup can shaped projectile farts, waiting for the perfect moment to release all neurological connection to their puckered butt holes, in hopes of unleashing the loudest check flapping thunderclap of a fart to be heard by nurses and other colonoscopy patients throughout the walls of the hospital rooms.

  • @robrosy
    @robrosy 3 года назад +5

    I love the fact he looked so cheeky just before he released that huge fart..

  • @kageyamasmiling
    @kageyamasmiling 3 года назад +10

    this sounds SO rude omg but fart story: like 11 years ago in 4th grade, i remember i farted so loud in class one day (like a popcorn bag popping or a balloon popping) but the girl who sat in front of me was "the one person in the class that no one liked" and so everyone thought it was her not me 🤧. i played along but i feel so bad about that ever since 😭.

  • @prochsel3722
    @prochsel3722 3 года назад

    I was watching coming home videos from soldiers and meeting ... after ... years and then I ended up here. Nice fart bro.

  • @Kitty-zd7qp
    @Kitty-zd7qp 3 года назад +1

    It was a good hospital and a good medical team ... medicines really worked well ... it rocks...🤣🤣🤣😂

  • @v-tv8072
    @v-tv8072 3 года назад +20

    "I know what men can do when they're angry"

  • @TheHuskyGT
    @TheHuskyGT 3 года назад +9

    Me: *likes cars, computer technologies, rock music, science documentaries, dog videos, and video games
    RUclips: *inserts colonoscopy fart video in recommended feed

  • @wildrouseacer
    @wildrouseacer 3 года назад +9

    Nobody:
    Literally nobody:
    RUclips recommendations: ....

  • @victorvondoom968
    @victorvondoom968 3 года назад

    He looks so happy! 😂👌
    Im happy to see this smile on his face !

  • @lorig.6207
    @lorig.6207 3 года назад

    I don’t know why this is on my watch list, but THANK YOU! 😂

  • @pubgisbetterthanfortnite7186
    @pubgisbetterthanfortnite7186 3 года назад +6

    The patient in the other room:
    .....

  • @ashutoshsharma8096
    @ashutoshsharma8096 3 года назад +4

    I don't know why RUclips recommended and why I clicked on it 😂

  • @scott12at
    @scott12at 3 года назад +13

    Loudest fart? I just farted and woke my neighbour up. I live on a farm.

  • @kaitiekee4444
    @kaitiekee4444 3 года назад +1

    This is the kind of wholesome content I come to RUclips to find. 😭👏

  • @munkustrap79
    @munkustrap79 3 года назад +13

    If it weren't so painful, I'd have a colonscopy every day in the morning, to start my day in fun and happiness. I remember the only time I did I love the tremendous fart I produced!

    • @newbestofthis4422
      @newbestofthis4422 3 года назад

      Lol after colonoscopy there is risk to shart I do it on toilet safer

    • @lucask4330
      @lucask4330 3 года назад

      Have some fiber and water and you will get some that way too!

    • @Kareem_Saad_Al-Deen_
      @Kareem_Saad_Al-Deen_ 3 года назад

      I guess being gay does the trick lol

    • @munkustrap79
      @munkustrap79 3 года назад

      @@Kareem_Saad_Al-Deen_ No, i'm gay and it didn't help

    • @Kareem_Saad_Al-Deen_
      @Kareem_Saad_Al-Deen_ 3 года назад

      @@munkustrap79 looks like you need a Gastroenterologist bf then lol

  • @hanac5586
    @hanac5586 3 года назад +6

    The girls in my class used to keep farting competitions in the school hallways when school was over (right next to the teacher's room). This one would have won.

  • @DJUniMekaju
    @DJUniMekaju 3 года назад +6

    After a colonoscopy, I had the wettest fart of my life. 😆

  • @danielsantos8013
    @danielsantos8013 3 года назад +12

    Well, small room, full of people, watching a film after class, I'm sitting on the floor with legs open, then, before I could even notice, I just let a big bastard out so strong I thought I had open a hole in time space continuum.
    Like the room is all silent then this clean cut reaper comes out, everybody laughed their asses out except for the teacher who was clearly unimpressed.

    • @akankshajha7250
      @akankshajha7250 3 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @joelaidler
    @joelaidler 3 года назад

    Thanks RUclips for blessing me with this in my recommended on January 16th of 2021

  • @Raams88
    @Raams88 3 года назад +1

    His fart brought 2.3M people around the world come together. He must be so proud of his fart.

  • @aepet22
    @aepet22 3 года назад +17

    i’m offended that this was recommended .. and ashamed that i watched it

    • @longreach207
      @longreach207 3 года назад +3

      Better get in touch with yourself, human.

  • @paulcollyer801
    @paulcollyer801 3 года назад +10

    Been there un sedated many times now, & such a goddamned relief lettin that air out

  • @kryx7231
    @kryx7231 3 года назад +5

    Nah he just had Taco Bell, he went to the hospital preemptively cause lord Jesus we all know what's about to happen

  • @kellyotb179
    @kellyotb179 3 года назад

    That was absolutely fucking legendary 😂

  • @agapelove1111
    @agapelove1111 3 года назад

    I think the absolute satisfaction on this man's face is the best part! He is a proud papa! 💩🤣

  • @wordman3624
    @wordman3624 3 года назад +9

    He farted so loudly it blew holes in both his ears.

  • @zeusflores7339
    @zeusflores7339 3 года назад +12

    That must’ve felt so good

  • @jordy7540
    @jordy7540 3 года назад +15

    By the look on his face he wouldn’t have even cared if he had to wipe

    • @thorr18BEM
      @thorr18BEM 3 года назад

      It's the drugs.

    • @JReed7560
      @JReed7560 3 года назад

      Probably ask the nurse to help him do a re-wipe

  • @sgg17003
    @sgg17003 3 года назад

    I'm not sure why I was compelled to click on this video, but somehow my life get better.

  • @jgibson08
    @jgibson08 3 года назад

    I'd like to thank youtube for pushing this is incredible content onto my recommended feed