I schedule new clients for mental healthcare - like therapy and psychiatry stuff. It's really hard to take that step, but my favorite thing ever is when they haven't quite hung up yet and I hear them go "YES!" or "AWRIGHT!" or really anything else that pumps them up. It's a huge step, and it never fails to make me smile when they allow themselves that little bit of pride.
Before my mom died, she was in the hospital and for some reason I felt like saying goodbye mommy. I never call her mommy. Well before I hung up I heard her tell a nurse "Awe my baby's almost 20 and she still calls me mommy!" I chuckled and said Mooooom she was like you're not supposed to listen in on my conversations. Now 8 years after she passed I love thinking of that conversation.
One of my friends accidentally didn't leave a call with the group chat before having fun with his girlfriend. 4 or 5 of us were cheering him on, but he couldn't hear us because his headphones were still connected. He came back with everyone congratulating him we could hear the embarrassment in his voice when he told us to fuck off.
I worked at a company where the receptionist paged people on a daily basis. One time, after a page, everyone heard, "I can't turn it off!!", to the laughter of everyone in the center.
My dad tried to call me but somwhow thought that he had immediately hung up when it went to voice-mail. When I retrieved the voice-mail, I could hear mumble, "Whatever!" on it!
I was on a follow-up call (my 3rd or 4th, I forget) with the title company that was (mis)handling me refinancing my house. I had a loan on solar panels, as well as the loan on the house itself. They screwed up closing out the solar loan in the process of rolling everything into the one loan, and I started getting delinquency notices for the solar loan, and the insurance required on that loan. They kept assuring me everything was fine, it wasn't, I'd call back, repeat. So, this time I was on the phone, a secretary or someone else answers the phone and sets it down to speak with the person I asked for to see if they'll take my call, and I hear clearly but distantly: "what the fuck does he want NOW?!" and then a moment later the phone hangs up.
Hi! Thanks for your videos, they are always so entertaining! Just in case you want to vary up the 'unalive' there are many alternatives to that in the English language, although it is another euphemism that joins the line. "Off" is a good one - "off himself" for example. But there are many others such as 'pop his cloggs' 'eat the dust' 'six feet under' or 'kick the bucket', or 'get sent to meet his maker'. Then there are the fun ones like 'took a dirt nap' 'went to sleep with the fishes' 'croaked' 'took the long hike' and my favourite 'unsubscribe from life' - the last used by the Casual Geographic to great hilarious results. You can spice it up! Unalive is an interesting case because usually people used euphemism for death because it was a distasteful topic, but this word was invented because of the algorithm. I love linguistics so much.
In regards to the giant international phone bill yes, quite accurate. My sister went to study in Japan for a couple of years and this was before the internet chat rooms were a thing. Even using message board had a substantial time delay between sending and receiving messages when we were on opposite sides of the planet. My parents allowed her to call me collect once a month and they would pay my phone bill. One month she called for my graduation and talked to me and half our friends at my graduation party. The bill was nearly $300 just for that one phone call.
5:15 not really hanging up... But back in 2002/2003 I got my second cell phone (first one in 2001). This new phone was able to access the internet, through a cable to USB for a computer. So, I used it. I used it a lot. I didn't know back then. A freaking $2,550 cell phone bill (usual of $50 + tax)... Yeah, my grandfather wasn't happy about that. He was able to talk Cingular down to $750. They offered us a data plan for $100/mo for like 1GB or 2GB. We didn't go for that, we both thought it was way too much lol. I still remember my grandfather that day when I came home from school and asked about it. He wasn't angry, not red faced or anything, very calm. He was always a calm person. You didn't want to see him angry. I've seen him angry only twice in my life and I regret it often. I was 6 and punched him in his boys, I got my @$s belted for that, 100% deserved. The next time, was that one of my cousins was being evicted by my grandfather (in his late 70's or early/mid 80's at the time). My cousin pushed my grandfather. My grandfather laid him out, single hit. He woke up a moment later and was told to get his crap out of the house today, and to never step foot back on to the land or he'd have him arrested and charged for assault of an elderly and trespassing. He never came back.
7:40 I thought they said that for 2-party-consent-laws. If a crime is committed or evidence needing gathered they'd be allowed to use the call without it being dropped for lack of consent.
Story 18: I would casually drop hints that a know. When she gets upset, just casually say, “woah, don’t kill me” or something like that. I’d go straight to mind games after that dear god
The 1 time my ex called me...I dint answer I was busy...so it went to voice-mail he didn't realize, never hung up...had a whole voice-mail on my phone of him and his friends joking about him fucking the crack whole down the street.
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I schedule new clients for mental healthcare - like therapy and psychiatry stuff. It's really hard to take that step, but my favorite thing ever is when they haven't quite hung up yet and I hear them go "YES!" or "AWRIGHT!" or really anything else that pumps them up. It's a huge step, and it never fails to make me smile when they allow themselves that little bit of pride.
Before my mom died, she was in the hospital and for some reason I felt like saying goodbye mommy. I never call her mommy. Well before I hung up I heard her tell a nurse "Awe my baby's almost 20 and she still calls me mommy!" I chuckled and said Mooooom she was like you're not supposed to listen in on my conversations. Now 8 years after she passed I love thinking of that conversation.
One of my friends accidentally didn't leave a call with the group chat before having fun with his girlfriend. 4 or 5 of us were cheering him on, but he couldn't hear us because his headphones were still connected. He came back with everyone congratulating him
we could hear the embarrassment in his voice when he told us to fuck off.
That is the best thing I've ever heard! You guys are iconic friends
I worked at a company where the receptionist paged people on a daily basis. One time, after a page, everyone heard, "I can't turn it off!!", to the laughter of everyone in the center.
My dad tried to call me but somwhow thought that he had immediately hung up when it went to voice-mail. When I retrieved the voice-mail, I could hear mumble, "Whatever!" on it!
I was on a follow-up call (my 3rd or 4th, I forget) with the title company that was (mis)handling me refinancing my house. I had a loan on solar panels, as well as the loan on the house itself. They screwed up closing out the solar loan in the process of rolling everything into the one loan, and I started getting delinquency notices for the solar loan, and the insurance required on that loan. They kept assuring me everything was fine, it wasn't, I'd call back, repeat.
So, this time I was on the phone, a secretary or someone else answers the phone and sets it down to speak with the person I asked for to see if they'll take my call, and I hear clearly but distantly: "what the fuck does he want NOW?!" and then a moment later the phone hangs up.
Hi! Thanks for your videos, they are always so entertaining! Just in case you want to vary up the 'unalive' there are many alternatives to that in the English language, although it is another euphemism that joins the line. "Off" is a good one - "off himself" for example. But there are many others such as 'pop his cloggs' 'eat the dust' 'six feet under' or 'kick the bucket', or 'get sent to meet his maker'. Then there are the fun ones like 'took a dirt nap' 'went to sleep with the fishes' 'croaked' 'took the long hike' and my favourite 'unsubscribe from life' - the last used by the Casual Geographic to great hilarious results. You can spice it up! Unalive is an interesting case because usually people used euphemism for death because it was a distasteful topic, but this word was invented because of the algorithm. I love linguistics so much.
In regards to the giant international phone bill yes, quite accurate. My sister went to study in Japan for a couple of years and this was before the internet chat rooms were a thing. Even using message board had a substantial time delay between sending and receiving messages when we were on opposite sides of the planet. My parents allowed her to call me collect once a month and they would pay my phone bill. One month she called for my graduation and talked to me and half our friends at my graduation party. The bill was nearly $300 just for that one phone call.
Thank you so much for your video.
5:15 not really hanging up... But back in 2002/2003 I got my second cell phone (first one in 2001). This new phone was able to access the internet, through a cable to USB for a computer. So, I used it. I used it a lot. I didn't know back then. A freaking $2,550 cell phone bill (usual of $50 + tax)... Yeah, my grandfather wasn't happy about that. He was able to talk Cingular down to $750. They offered us a data plan for $100/mo for like 1GB or 2GB. We didn't go for that, we both thought it was way too much lol. I still remember my grandfather that day when I came home from school and asked about it. He wasn't angry, not red faced or anything, very calm. He was always a calm person. You didn't want to see him angry. I've seen him angry only twice in my life and I regret it often. I was 6 and punched him in his boys, I got my @$s belted for that, 100% deserved. The next time, was that one of my cousins was being evicted by my grandfather (in his late 70's or early/mid 80's at the time). My cousin pushed my grandfather. My grandfather laid him out, single hit. He woke up a moment later and was told to get his crap out of the house today, and to never step foot back on to the land or he'd have him arrested and charged for assault of an elderly and trespassing. He never came back.
16:25 wait I’m in a 4 year relationship..
7:40 I thought they said that for 2-party-consent-laws. If a crime is committed or evidence needing gathered they'd be allowed to use the call without it being dropped for lack of consent.
Story 18: I would casually drop hints that a know. When she gets upset, just casually say, “woah, don’t kill me” or something like that. I’d go straight to mind games after that dear god
The 1 time my ex called me...I dint answer I was busy...so it went to voice-mail he didn't realize, never hung up...had a whole voice-mail on my phone of him and his friends joking about him fucking the crack whole down the street.
What is that thumbnail 😂😂😂
Sponge bob 👆🤓
A normal one
10:35 That poor closeted lesbian. I feel bad for them both.
You say frick instead of fuck but have no issue saying G$D damn …..? Wtf
because yt doesn't like people say fuck.
God damn is one of the most mellow curse words like damn and hell are barely curse words 😂
Right?! Despite what YT and dumb people think, taking the Lord's name in vain is way worse and more offensive than using those other words.
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Early gang ftw
Seriously why are some of your videos just.... Cutting off?