Curious if you realize those white rock things that were wet was small pieces of chewed gum 😭 you were squeezing their saliva out of it that’s why it smelled like smoke
That is what I thought too!! He was just saying he was going to have to burn those gloves then put the rattle in his mouth to bite it with those nasty gloves.
Right!?!? He's even gotten plugs in the past- yet every single time he doesn't know what it is. And our poor boy, here he is thinking its a stand for the unicorn, then uses it as such, poor unicorn... poor innocet kevin... getting roasted in the comments
HEY! HEY! HEY! I did lots of research today, and I found several interesting things. I pulled up all the coordinates, and they're all in one area; like no more than 5 miles max away from each other. Also, the coordinates from the flap, the Virginia one, I looked that up and I went on the FBI website, and there are 2 men missing with the same first and middle name and they went missing from towns touching those coordinates (though it was years apart). I wasn't able to find any names of victims associated with the area for the message x coordinates, but I'm definitely going to keep trying! I really really REALLY hope you see this, and I think I'm gonna do the membership thingy because it would be so cool to be able to participate in live chat! I really love your videos, and I had so much fun doing my own little investigation! I REALLY hope you see this! Okay, thank you! Bye!
I wanted to search about this case but only things I found with those coordinates was only some place in middle of desert can u tell me what to search to find sum intresting things
@@Highway.Muse.1991 I use the dark web a lot dude, no matter what search engine you use, you won’t find anywhere to buy mystery boxes that’s legit. Don’t forget about the fact that he’s just putting shit in his mouth without any sort of caution, hmm, it’s almost as if he knows it’s safe cause he bought all that stuff from the store.
This video had so many great moments. The unicorn stand, the Goliath slingshot, and unicorn baby rattle you had me laughing hysterically. Yes we used maps for road trips across country and for local directions. We always used landmarks as a guide too.
The last item DEFINITELY looks like (what we call in Australia) a crab stick. It's basically imitation crab meat, or partial crab meat with other seafood. Not sure about the fluid, that definitely icked me out, but yeah. You just enjoyed the smell of rotting crab :) which fits the Spongebob theme. Also, you using the buttbeads like a slingshot? I'm DEAD. Your innocence is too endearing.
@@margaretzuelke9761 im devoted to the bible and i found it hilarious!!! Come on got has to have a sense of humour cos even God would find that hilarious!!! he b like "um no thats not what David killed Goliath with oh u poor poor child" and something like "ok let make sure that he starts to realise what these things r by giving him a heap of ppl to comment about what it is" and look he did everyone os telling lmai!!!!
The white “lumps” are tonsil stones, the metal tools are tonsil stone removers, the “pink stick with bristles” is a tongue cleaner. The stuff in the bag looks like artificial crab sticks mixed with baby food. The spoon & fork are baby cutlery, they’re chunky so they’re easier to hold. I love your videos but you crack me with how innocent you are yet you order off the dark web 😂
He does. Do u really think he buys these off the dark web? Come on now. He packs them himself and mails them to his P.O. Box or he has someone do it. These videos are FAKE.
@@aprilleerose come on man, i know that, hes got a whole team to build them, but you gotta admit that it still takes effort to make it into alright videos. Not necessarily i'm a fan, but its something to watch when im bored, its still entertaining tho.
As a tattoo artist it’s literally drilled in our heads to constantly change ur gloves bc of cross contamination…. I died when he put the gloves in his mouth after touching everything 😷
When you opened the bag at the six minute mark, I was expecting to see human teeth in the bag. Even using a PO Box, you're still braver than I am ordering the stuff on the dark web.
I gagged when he put his hands in his mouth right after touching the wet squishy stuff. Please, for your own safety, change your gloves and wear a mask when you interact with mystery and potentially harmful material!
Ayo bro, I’m hella glad you had gloves on… at 10:46… it’s not a Unicorn Stand lmao it’s a Human Stand lmao. My guy you just played with a potentially used adult toy lmaooo considering it “Smells like crap” 😂
The plastic rattling container found in the unicorn is silica, it's used to absorb moisture to keep what it's packed with, or in this case, the unicorn stuffing, dry, the other thing that smelled minty with a toothbrush handle was a tongue cleaner, but coming from a mystery box you never know if it's been used or what someone might've been used for, the other round toy is in fact a toy, an adult toy, used for messaging a particular body part that fits in the loop, and no, not your fingers, hope that clears things up.
Imagine Crypto's garbage collector's reaction every time he gathers his trash and finds all these weird items...He must be thinking the owner is crazy or something :P
I love watching Crypto. He cracks me up every single time! He talks so fast, constantly leaves out words, forgets what he’s saying, repeats things like 4 times, and overall just misses so much.
The thing I like most about your videos is how you ask your audience to help fill you in on information that you don't have or don't know. I would like the pen flashlight. And of course I really love Bitcoin. Netflix is pretty cool
I love that you think the tongue brush is a sex toy, and you think the butt plug is a toy stand that “smells like crap” haaaa you are killllling me. 😂😂😂😂
Crypto: holding up the butt plug... Me: 👁👄👁 Crypto: examining the butt plug Me again: 👀 Crypto: decided to smell the butt plug... Me: busts out laughing and spits my ice cream everywhere... Crypto: it smells like crap! Me: absolutely dying of laughter -continue to eat my chocolate ice cream...
Crypto: *opens every single [factory sealed] needle, removes the cap. Tosses them aside without the safety cap made to keep the needle from stabbing anyone or anything that may come into contact with it* Bruh.... stahp.
I couldn’t help but being on a little bit of shock knowing that he’s 25 years old and he doesn’t know any of those sex toys are there’s probably teenagers that know what those are
Honestly there are 2 options: - He is acting so that people leave comments on this video, and to have more views so that RUclips shows the video as recommended. -He's really an idiot who doesn't know anything, in which case he's quite retarded in taking sex toys that have been in someone's rectum and playing with them.
Hes So innocent when i saw the top of the box and crypto pulling out the "Adult Toy" and Thinking its a unicorn toy stand I honestly couldn't help myself from laughing
Maps: you couldn’t print it out. You had to buy them. You could get a full map of all of Canada 🇨🇦 or you could buy them per town/city so you could see the streets. We used to laminate them and use highlighters to mark the route.
Lol for anal beads they really weren't that big. So I don't think you'd need big stones to use them. Those are more of a beginner size. (I used to run a toy store, not into them myself).
LMAO OKAY your throwing the needles reminded me of when I got my wisdom teeth out the nurse is getting the stuff ready SHE UNDERHANDS THE EFFING NEEDLE *RIGHT AT ME* it lands on my chest uncovered and I'm thinking "oh god what am I getting in to" absolutely *horrifying* i hope she's doing okay
Love your videos! I appreciate how raw you keep the footage, never cutting out when you physically react to something from a mystery box and always push through to show us what it is. Very gutsy! I'm almost certain that someone has already asked, but if not the El Fuego doll is gorgeous and I'd love to have him!!
KEVIN!!! you mentioned that people up to 40yrs watch your videos 🤣 I am 62 and never miss your uploads. So don't be so quick to assume 😉 btw this was one of the most hilarious boxes ever! Your innocence is adorable ❣ I would absolutely love that police light for paranormal investigations 🖤🐺🖤 Luv ya and Penguin
The fact he’s been touching all those sex toys and not one time ever thought they would have been used concerns me. It’s a dark web box, it’s been used great it as if all of them have been used
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Curious if you realize those white rock things that were wet was small pieces of chewed gum 😭 you were squeezing their saliva out of it that’s why it smelled like smoke
thats wE!d in taht container
Ok!!! CHEERS BRO
NETFLIX IS PRETTY COOL
That what u holding that's for a woman pleasure
I cant believe how innocent he is, my wife wants the unicorn stand, lol
I thought I was gonna pass out I laughing so hard about the unicorn stand that smells like crap ... Lmao 🤣😆🤣😆
😂😂
It's a gift u and ur wife can share, that's love.😍
Unicorn stand tho 🤣🤣 violated the poor unicorn toy 🤣🤣
Stuffed the gloves in his mouth to 🤣🤣🤦🏼♂️
Who’s gonna tell him it ain’t a unicorn stand and definitely DOESNT belong on a child’s bed
🤔
I think your talking about a 🍆 if you get me I see what you mean💀💀💀💀💀
Watching him smell the purple butt plug and say... " smells like crap" made me die laughing.... Haven't laughed that hard in my life
Plus the anal beads 😂
Dude same😂😂
Omg I just burst out laughing at that.
I actually started crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The amount of sextoys is ridiculous. It’s not even fun anymore. Don’t you think?
I love how he thinks a tongue cleaner is a sex toy but thinks the sex toys are stands
That “tongue cleaner” is a vibrator
The way you were just like "it's probably a stand for the unicorn" broke me 😂
Same
I said AYO
Lol
I think he should have taste tested the unicorn stand LMFAO
Can't believe he's so innocent
Crypto: sniffs buttplug. "Oh that smells like crap."
Me:💀💀💀💀
🤣🤣
Wonder why Lmao
😂😂😂
Lmao😂😂
I almost cried laughing
I died on the inside a little when he put the glove in his mouth and kept touching his face after messing with the mysterious wet objects.
I was looking for a comment like this lol. I was like "whaaaaaaat, he is gonna have to bleach his mouth after this." Lol
That is what I thought too!! He was just saying he was going to have to burn those gloves then put the rattle in his mouth to bite it with those nasty gloves.
And he touched the vibrator buttplug before he put the glove in his mouth and on his beard 😭😭😭
I’m speechless FR!!! I had to pause it for my sake. What was he thinking?!? I’m dying 🤣🤣
I know right that what I was thinking
The unicorn stand is a bend over dark device 😂.
👽
Kevin’s innocence it’s just something else 😭 he really thought the purple thing is a stand for the unicorn I’m done 😭😭
I was yelling at the screen telling hin noooo and then he sniffed it 😱 I'm dead 😆😅 oh poor crypto
I was like no no no please don’t do that sometimes I think to myself how can you not know that! 😂
What is it
It’s a butt plug wym what is it everyone keeps saying it
exactlyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
When he hits himself with a sex toy by accident thinking its a slingshot. The innocence is a what the heck.
Bruh that was a slingshot never mind it wasn’t a sling shot
I laughed so hard 🤣 😂
It was so funny ahahah
And the butt plug... a stand for the unicorn... really? 🤣🤣😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤦♂️
Wait.... It’s not a sling shot?
Ive been watching this channel for so long and am always impressed with how bad he is at identifying stuff inside the mystery boxes
I’m literally screaming at the tv. Love him 😂
You’d think as long as he’s done this, he would know what things are now 🤣🤣🤣
So true. Completely ignorant on simple things.
All an act as the vids are fake
@kaycguide it's a act surely
Crypto: wears gloves to protect himself
Also Crypto: sticks fingers in his mouth and rubs face after handling seggs toys and chewed gum😭😂💀
Crypto NWO sent me here
Alex!
he gave you a shoutout 😂
same
Damn I watched and loved your video
This is crypto lol
“don’t ever consume anything you get on the dark web”
*proceeds to light a joint*
Lol fr
lol
LOL. The US has legal bomb weed for 200+ per ounce! We have legal craft up here for $100. They even sell keef for $1 a gram FFS
ive been watching this channel for ages yet his inability to identify objects continues to impress me
Nah facts. it gets on my nerves tho at the same time lol.
@@maylena5048 especially since he’s the one that packs the boxes!
Right!?!? He's even gotten plugs in the past- yet every single time he doesn't know what it is. And our poor boy, here he is thinking its a stand for the unicorn, then uses it as such, poor unicorn... poor innocet kevin... getting roasted in the comments
😂😂😂
Same thought too. This guy does a living unboxing these boxes and doesnt do research or learn more about objects. I'm like woooow forreal??
Bro has the cleanest squeaky clean mind of all of us
That... Is not, a stand for that unicorn...
And when he sniffed it... I died 🤣
I'm dead 🤣😭
I swear to everything that i dear... i cried, so hard, while laughing... my mom had to check up on me if i was okay, that shit was funny af
"Hm... Smells like crap"🤣🤣🤣
I couldn't stop laughing when the unicorn stand start vibrating
Sick fuck you use it
Crypto : "Oh, that smells like crap"
Me : Probably cause it came fresh from someone's butt🤣
WAIT WHAT 😭😭😭
wait what time stamp?
LMAO
@@sshol3 belugaaaa
It goes in the coochie💀😂
HEY! HEY! HEY! I did lots of research today, and I found several interesting things. I pulled up all the coordinates, and they're all in one area; like no more than 5 miles max away from each other. Also, the coordinates from the flap, the Virginia one, I looked that up and I went on the FBI website, and there are 2 men missing with the same first and middle name and they went missing from towns touching those coordinates (though it was years apart). I wasn't able to find any names of victims associated with the area for the message x coordinates, but I'm definitely going to keep trying! I really really REALLY hope you see this, and I think I'm gonna do the membership thingy because it would be so cool to be able to participate in live chat! I really love your videos, and I had so much fun doing my own little investigation! I REALLY hope you see this! Okay, thank you! Bye!
I wanted to search about this case but only things I found with those coordinates was only some place in middle of desert can u tell me what to search to find sum intresting things
you wasted your time this shit is so fake
Can you prove how “fake” it is?
@@Highway.Muse.1991 I use the dark web a lot dude, no matter what search engine you use, you won’t find anywhere to buy mystery boxes that’s legit. Don’t forget about the fact that he’s just putting shit in his mouth without any sort of caution, hmm, it’s almost as if he knows it’s safe cause he bought all that stuff from the store.
@@woresor there's hundreds of unboxing mystery box videos on RUclips they are all fake?
This video had so many great moments. The unicorn stand, the Goliath slingshot, and unicorn baby rattle you had me laughing hysterically. Yes we used maps for road trips across country and for local directions. We always used landmarks as a guide too.
Smells like crap 😂
All the sinners know what that purple thing is lmao “what do you plug it into ?” Your ass ☠️☠️😂😂
😂😂
When he sniffed it and said it smells crap I diedddd
When he said it smells like shit 💩💩🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Cryptos just one of the best 👌
The last item DEFINITELY looks like (what we call in Australia) a crab stick. It's basically imitation crab meat, or partial crab meat with other seafood. Not sure about the fluid, that definitely icked me out, but yeah. You just enjoyed the smell of rotting crab :) which fits the Spongebob theme. Also, you using the buttbeads like a slingshot? I'm DEAD. Your innocence is too endearing.
ROTTEN CRAB STICK!? that's GROSS I WOULD NEVER EVER SEE CRABS THE SAME ANYMORE!! 🤢🤢😭😭
Crypto: "I'm a grown ass man! I'm 25 years old"
Crypto 10 sec later: "OMG Mr. Krabs, Mrs. Puff! OMG"
Lol
Ikr but literally that would still be me🤣🤣🤣
36 here and I know all the SpongeBob characters 😂
The fact that bud thought beads was for the slingshot
Love how pure and innocent Kevin is
Just makes watching him so awesome
not anymore
he’s not innocent lol. he knows what they are and did no one see how HE ROLLED?? like come on
"Stand for the unicorn" ☠️🗿
"Smells like crap" bruh literally 😂
Lol yes😂
Tbh when I saw him put it near his mouth I was like," P-please don't do what I think you're about to do"
Do NOT put the unicorn stand by a childs bed. You'll be arrested.
The fact that David beat Goliath with anal beads blows my mind. The fact he kept them is hilarious
Damn gotta rewrite the Bible now!
@@margaretzuelke9761 Can We please put Real Science in it?
I think he needs to visit a shop for research purposes lmao. David beat Goliath with beads 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Jack Garrison you've got to ruin a fricking joke? You must be devoted to the Bible and not recognize a little humor
@@margaretzuelke9761 im devoted to the bible and i found it hilarious!!! Come on got has to have a sense of humour cos even God would find that hilarious!!! he b like "um no thats not what David killed Goliath with oh u poor poor child" and something like "ok let make sure that he starts to realise what these things r by giving him a heap of ppl to comment about what it is" and look he did everyone os telling lmai!!!!
5:58, I literally thought those were teeth and like, gums or something until he did the closeup
me tooooo
Agreed. I juSt SEARCHED for a comment about it
The purple buttplug.. "smells like crap"..I think I died a little 🤣🤣🤣
Same.
Omg why do you touch your face after touching stuff in those boxes? What's the point of gloves if your just going to touch your face anyways???
@@lillysolano6175 that’s the same thing I was thinking gross n odd
He’s so innocent 😂
Dude! Lol love the " unicorn " stand! Ba hahaha
*grabs liquids and COVID 19 items* *grabs beard 4 mins later with the glove* me ah yes
i saw that bro, killed me
Literally gasped when I saw that like eewwwwwww and they're dirty asf when he touches his face🤢🤢🤢🤢
He literally put his fingers in his mouth 🤢
The white “lumps” are tonsil stones, the metal tools are tonsil stone removers, the “pink stick with bristles” is a tongue cleaner.
The stuff in the bag looks like artificial crab sticks mixed with baby food.
The spoon & fork are baby cutlery, they’re chunky so they’re easier to hold.
I love your videos but you crack me with how innocent you are yet you order off the dark web 😂
i thought that was math/crystal
What the fuxkk..?? And he squeezed some of them my god🤮 disgusting as hell
i thought it was nicotine gum
i use ma thootbrush to clean all in my mouth
Man i hate tonsil stones so bad i would never touch it and this mans just squeezed them and all that eww
How does he still not know what a butt plug is?? Haha this guy literally used it on the unicorn 😂😂
He does. Do u really think he buys these off the dark web? Come on now. He packs them himself and mails them to his P.O. Box or he has someone do it. These videos are FAKE.
I’m dying laughing at the butt plug and he smells it lmao
😂😂
@@aprilleerose come on man, i know that, hes got a whole team to build them, but you gotta admit that it still takes effort to make it into alright videos. Not necessarily i'm a fan, but its something to watch when im bored, its still entertaining tho.
@@aprilleerose fake videos exactly there is no dark web unboxing lmao bunch of fools thinking so
The face..... he makes when he sniffes the " butt stand " .... i almost pissed myself, i think at THAT moment his brain KNEW.... he fucked up 😅🤣👌
As a tattoo artist it’s literally drilled in our heads to constantly change ur gloves bc of cross contamination…. I died when he put the gloves in his mouth after touching everything 😷
Good god so nasty 😩 🤮🤮
I was cringed to see this and just scream
Sameee borrrkkkkk
My brain also imploded. 😅
I cackled when the "stand for the unicorn" started moving and it FINALLY dawned on him 😂
Im not that far in the fid
You are the only person that i actually enjoy watching
agreed
I know it’s all fake but it’s entertaining
The black bit that was with the unicorn is a butt plug. 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
UNICORN STAND?!💀 you even said its too big and you violated that poor unicorn with that ‘unicorn stand’😂😂😂😂
When you opened the bag at the six minute mark, I was expecting to see human teeth in the bag. Even using a PO Box, you're still braver than I am ordering the stuff on the dark web.
That’s what I thought was in the bag.
I wanna order stuff off the dark web so bad 😭 I just don’t know how man.
@@chloejones1620 look up DN bible…
@@MartinezJ916 same
What bothers me is that The gloves are literally pointless if you’re going to cross contaminate
Exactly 😭 he should be more careful
came here to agree.
except for the fact that he's not worrying about that since he obviously didn't put any effort into making this video real
Thought those were teeth in that baggie for a sec 😶 (snap on smile, tools, pliers so it would make sense)
I thought they were teeth as well lols
same
Me three...
Same here
yep me to
SpongeBob & Patrick colored pot canisters. If you did toke.. you were most definitely going to Bikini Bottom 😂😂😂
KEVIN- a word of advice...NEVER OPEN NEEDLES!!! If they’re sealed, leave them sealed!!
By the way, I’d love El Feugo!!! PLEASE!!!???
A word of advice dont sniff butt plugs
I gagged when he put his hands in his mouth right after touching the wet squishy stuff. Please, for your own safety, change your gloves and wear a mask when you interact with mystery and potentially harmful material!
I'm shocked with this guy to be honest 😨
Lol same... I was like nooooo
Even with gloves i was like "NAAUUR HE DIDN'T "
Omgosh I just got to that part of the video lol
K: please don't fall on me dont fall on me
K 5 mins earlier:* sniffing "unicorn stand"*
Ayo bro, I’m hella glad you had gloves on… at 10:46… it’s not a Unicorn Stand lmao it’s a Human Stand lmao. My guy you just played with a potentially used adult toy lmaooo considering it “Smells like crap” 😂
Lamió this man is too pure for explicit things that come out of mistery boxes, that purple thing lol
Omg you touched your face with the gloves on 😭 you’re killing me
its fake almost guaranteed
OMG Crypto the Unicorn stand 🤣
I nearly died bless your heart.😂
The plastic rattling container found in the unicorn is silica, it's used to absorb moisture to keep what it's packed with, or in this case, the unicorn stuffing, dry, the other thing that smelled minty with a toothbrush handle was a tongue cleaner, but coming from a mystery box you never know if it's been used or what someone might've been used for, the other round toy is in fact a toy, an adult toy, used for messaging a particular body part that fits in the loop, and no, not your fingers, hope that clears things up.
Imagine Crypto's garbage collector's reaction every time he gathers his trash and finds all these weird items...He must be thinking the owner is crazy or something :P
I have never pushed a RUclips video so fast in my life, I’ve been waiting for another one of these from you
I am so excited you are back with these videos!!!!
25 years ago we use to rely on paper maps in NL Canada for Moose Hunting and such.
You actually made me gag at the end of the video 😂
I love watching Crypto. He cracks me up every single time! He talks so fast, constantly leaves out words, forgets what he’s saying, repeats things like 4 times, and overall just misses so much.
The thing I like most about your videos is how you ask your audience to help fill you in on information that you don't have or don't know. I would like the pen flashlight. And of course I really love Bitcoin. Netflix is pretty cool
I love that you think the tongue brush is a sex toy, and you think the butt plug is a toy stand that “smells like crap” haaaa you are killllling me. 😂😂😂😂
Sometimes I wonder if it's his "innocence" is a lie 🤥 lol
💀thats a bone examination kit💀👍🏼 4:17
“ sorry madam I’m lifting your dress “ he’s so cute
Crypto: holding up the butt plug...
Me: 👁👄👁
Crypto: examining the butt plug
Me again: 👀
Crypto: decided to smell the butt plug...
Me: busts out laughing and spits my ice cream everywhere...
Crypto: it smells like crap!
Me: absolutely dying of laughter -continue to eat my chocolate ice cream...
oh. oh no ice cream more like
ass cream
Crypto: *opens every single [factory sealed] needle, removes the cap. Tosses them aside without the safety cap made to keep the needle from stabbing anyone or anything that may come into contact with it*
Bruh.... stahp.
Yea, his recklessness irks the shit out of me.
My thoughts exactly.
The fact he said " I don't like wet things," " wait no I like wet things" made me laughing BTW that is not a unicorn stand
Soooooo. U touched broken glass with dry blood.... cotton with some unknown liquid... thheennn placed ur hand in ur mouth...EPIC
I literally yelled at the screen NOOOOOOOO!
When crypto says that mrs puff was the best plug in this video i nearly lost it after we literally saw all types of butt plugs up until this point xD
“I like wet things” hahaha that caught me off guard 😂😂
Bwhahahaha
😂😂😏😂😂
That took a major turn😂😂🤣🤣
You would lmao
the "rocks" made me die out laughing he is so inocent with the box
***don’t open the needles next time. And they have to be brought to a pharmacy to be disposed of****
I couldn’t help but being on a little bit of shock knowing that he’s 25 years old and he doesn’t know any of those sex toys are there’s probably teenagers that know what those are
Honestly there are 2 options:
- He is acting so that people leave comments on this video, and to have more views so that RUclips shows the video as recommended.
-He's really an idiot who doesn't know anything, in which case he's quite retarded in taking sex toys that have been in someone's rectum and playing with them.
Probably also some really weird kids
There are probably like 8 year olds who know what they are
isn't the pink toothbrush looking thing a tongue scraper?
@@fairybread_eater2yes it is.
Hes So innocent when i saw the top of the box and crypto pulling out the "Adult Toy" and Thinking its a unicorn toy stand I honestly couldn't help myself from laughing
Yep, if only I could find myself a guy that innocent...
A stand for the unicorn 😂😂. I am dying. Unicorn living his best life 😂
"*sniffs it* smells like crap"
.... Yeah I wonder why
Crypto smelling the buttplug saying it smells like crap had me die of laughing 😂😆😆
"David and Goliath shit" *proceeds to swing it around* ☠️
Bruh you're killing everyone here xD
Yea...he did not realize that it was anal beads
You might need a hazmat suit! I'd like to adopt El Fuego please. Dibz on the jars with the stinky flowers bro!
The innocence is unreal XD love it
He thinks the sex toy is a stand 😂😂 i love him
Maps: you couldn’t print it out. You had to buy them. You could get a full map of all of Canada 🇨🇦 or you could buy them per town/city so you could see the streets. We used to laminate them and use highlighters to mark the route.
Yo your editing is looking different - I love what you're doing with the zoom on the flaps and the captions titling everything you're pulling out :)
49:23 it looks like a piece of the imitation crab
I was gonna comment that it looks like fish. You beat me to it.
He’s so innocent and he doesn’t know what anything is he literally thought the tongue scraper and the ring go together 😂😂😂😂he is amazing lmao
I busted out laughing when he thought the tongue scraper went with the c. Ring…I’m dying laughing!!
It's not innocence, it's stupidity.
He's so innocent! 😂 I can't believe he doesn't realize how many b00ty pugs he's gotten 😂😂
THE BEADS 😂☠️
@@sshol3 its a b*tt plug
HOUR LONG KRYPTO DARK WEB VIDEO?!?! HELL YEAH FAM!!! Thank you Kev and much love bro! 💖
The big ass stone with the David and Goliath thing killed me 🤣 takes a big something and guess stones is not a wrong reference
Lol for anal beads they really weren't that big. So I don't think you'd need big stones to use them. Those are more of a beginner size. (I used to run a toy store, not into them myself).
@@Lunarisa1971 maybe I can get a set and swing it around my butt.. will scare any hemorrhoids away in an instant 🤣😅😂...
@@adriaanvantonder3599 omg lmao thats very true. I hadnt thought of that lol.
His explanations for things he doesn't know is hilarious. I guess a tongue cleaner "could" be a sex toy.... not.
it could tho… (WARNING tmi incoming) people could use the other end 💀 the part that you hold
@@mintthefurry3804 hahaha! Didn't think of that...
Puts on gloves for safety, then proceeds to put gloved hand in mouth after handling things with unknown liquids on them.
NOT HIM PUTTING A SEX TOY TO HIS LEFT 😭 I’m crying
Hi crying
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"Plankton is coming to your house"
Who's gonna tell him that whole second layer of the box had kinky toys in it😂
The metal utensils are ear cleaners. Most of them you’d use as a scoop. They’re great btw, much better for you than q-tips.
They could also be for dabs🍯
LMAO OKAY your throwing the needles reminded me of when I got my wisdom teeth out the nurse is getting the stuff ready SHE UNDERHANDS THE EFFING NEEDLE *RIGHT AT ME* it lands on my chest uncovered and I'm thinking "oh god what am I getting in to" absolutely *horrifying* i hope she's doing okay
my guy pretended he didnt know what the buttplug was so he could get away with sniffing it judgement free 😭😂
Love your videos! I appreciate how raw you keep the footage, never cutting out when you physically react to something from a mystery box and always push through to show us what it is. Very gutsy! I'm almost certain that someone has already asked, but if not the El Fuego doll is gorgeous and I'd love to have him!!
“I like wet things, just not from mystery boxes” 😂😂😂😂 I’m dead.
KEVIN!!! you mentioned that people up to 40yrs watch your videos 🤣 I am 62 and never miss your uploads. So don't be so quick to assume 😉 btw this was one of the most hilarious boxes ever! Your innocence is adorable ❣
I would absolutely love that police light for paranormal investigations 🖤🐺🖤
Luv ya and Penguin
I'm 53 and also love his videos
@@margaretzuelke9761 that's awesome!! See we are not all in our 20s..🤣👍👍
I'm 67 and I watch his videos. What was the gross stuff at the end?
@@antoinette2840 I know right!! But he's so darn cute 😃👍
I believe the stuff in the bag was an imitation crab leg in.... vomit? Rotten egg yolk? Baby poo? Your guess is as good as any
you are one of my fave youtubers now and netflix is pretty cool😀
The fact he’s been touching all those sex toys and not one time ever thought they would have been used concerns me. It’s a dark web box, it’s been used great it as if all of them have been used
Omg the unicorn stand killed me can't stop laughing
I came here in the speed of lightening 🤣