I OPENED THE MOST FRIGHTENING DARK-WEB BOX

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  • Опубликовано: 22 дек 2024

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  • @CryptoNWO
    @CryptoNWO  4 года назад +181

    NEXT DARK WEB VIDEO AT 8K LIKES

    • @madi9073
      @madi9073 4 года назад

      Could I have the AirPods if they are still available my Instagram is madi_.2008 if you would like to reach out to me about the AirPods.

    • @alroscoe3172
      @alroscoe3172 4 года назад

      Yup also don't do these and at least wash it phone or something
      (This is not hate I love these vids just be cautious)

    • @sammiestanaland9929
      @sammiestanaland9929 4 года назад

      Can I have the air pods please my friends make fun off me for not having any and I love u videos

    • @-karminari-1921
      @-karminari-1921 4 года назад +1

      theres one thing that can help with ur video that does irritate ppl into leaving is going on about subscribing taking days just asking for us to subscribe which makes us not want to subscribe, so mention it but dont make it a whole story. Btw i am subscribed , but just take it into consideration, Thank you Crypto

    • @ambersynott7342
      @ambersynott7342 4 года назад

      I'd like the lighter if you still have it please

  • @kitconnelly9338
    @kitconnelly9338 4 года назад +499

    Anyone else scream NO at the screen when he said he might give the "hair ties" to his mom or sister? 😱😂

    • @jessicanewman6148
      @jessicanewman6148 4 года назад +3

      Hahah 100% I was like... no don’t give it to your mum or sister. 😳

    • @PrinceDalsaniyaYT
      @PrinceDalsaniyaYT 4 года назад +11

      I didn't because I don't know what are those. Can you tell me

    • @flowerface21
      @flowerface21 4 года назад +3

      A cl1t tickler

    • @est4465
      @est4465 4 года назад +21

      I was dying of laughter when he said that, he's so innocent

    • @est4465
      @est4465 4 года назад +3

      @@PrinceDalsaniyaYT they're 🍆 rings

  • @grizzzly_3034
    @grizzzly_3034 4 года назад +290

    Love how he always tries to keep talking while puking. "Ladies and gen🤢 ladies an🤢 ladies a🤮🤮🤮🤮" hahaha

    • @citrus.friend8956
      @citrus.friend8956 3 года назад +2

      Fr

    • @sriharanb10a48
      @sriharanb10a48 3 года назад +2

      Ladies and gentlemen what have we got🤢 ladies and gentlemen🤢 ladies and ge🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮

    • @sararogers6705
      @sararogers6705 2 года назад +1

      THIS! I try so hard not to laugh but I'm never successful...😂

    • @Saturns_Hal0
      @Saturns_Hal0 Год назад +1

      At first i thought that the last bag was something else but it was something way worse

    • @bananajunior216
      @bananajunior216 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@Saturns_Hal0is it a eyeball or a nut?

  • @XtomJamesExtra
    @XtomJamesExtra 4 года назад +138

    "Gobble 'til you Wobble" is a Thanksgiving reference, not a drinking reference.

    • @orionlsd
      @orionlsd 4 года назад +1

      Beat me to it.

    • @stormxx89
      @stormxx89 4 года назад +2

      Although I know Canada just had their Thanksgiving I don't think he knows how that saying is used more in the United States for our Thanksgiving.

    • @jillwarburton2978
      @jillwarburton2978 4 года назад

      Thank u

  • @dontknowwhoiam9891
    @dontknowwhoiam9891 4 года назад +124

    I really really hope he gave those “hair ties” to his mom

  • @stephaniejohnson5029
    @stephaniejohnson5029 4 года назад +94

    I have no idea why I love your videos it’s your personality I’m 54 years old and I watch every single one of your videos all through the pandemic my sister and I have sat around and watched him it’s great entertainment!

    • @helenh20mo
      @helenh20mo 4 года назад +9

      Similar age and love watching so entertaining lol

    • @nerdynellie4729
      @nerdynellie4729 4 года назад +10

      I'm a grandma and watch faithfully. He's so innocent and sweet :)

    • @morganarose46
      @morganarose46 4 года назад +8

      Me too! I just turned 60yrs.! I was ill for 7 months,waiting for surgey. His videos got me thru! .

    • @christinedaviescooley2862
      @christinedaviescooley2862 4 года назад +7

      Yeah I'm 48 and I have a daughter his age and his innocence and personality crack me up. This new age Mystery Box stuff is scary but I enjoy watching wat comes in them, It blows my mind! N the pandemic is wat started me on RUclips and his channel.

    • @lindaglory6136
      @lindaglory6136 4 года назад +10

      I have you beat Stephanie Johnson... I'm 72 & madly in love with him. LOL

  • @BraydenTM
    @BraydenTM 4 года назад +129

    Yeah, those are DEFINITELY rings. For your largest "finger"

    • @PandaDK
      @PandaDK 4 года назад +14

      I exclaimed NO!!! when he wanted to give em to his mom or sister

    • @Round2_Fight1
      @Round2_Fight1 4 года назад

      o no.

    • @samdolan09
      @samdolan09 4 года назад

      Wow lol

    • @dianemary1719
      @dianemary1719 4 года назад

      😂😂😂😂

    • @GHOSTMAN262
      @GHOSTMAN262 4 года назад +2

      @@PandaDK i literally shouted no at my tv.

  • @certified._alien6195
    @certified._alien6195 4 года назад +168

    when he said hair ties i was like " you poor innocent child"

    • @sm4krani
      @sm4krani 3 года назад +1

      Was it not hair ties?! What was it then?!

    • @tabby5626
      @tabby5626 3 года назад +7

      @@sm4krani c×÷k rings lololol

    • @draculatepes6990
      @draculatepes6990 3 года назад

      @@tabby5626 wtf is that now

    • @kalynnlosee5402
      @kalynnlosee5402 3 года назад +3

      @@draculatepes6990 you put them arouns the base and balls to keep a guy from orgasm

    • @kedarr_
      @kedarr_ 2 года назад +3

      @@draculatepes6990 rings you put on a guys ...

  • @erinmcgrew6093
    @erinmcgrew6093 4 года назад +50

    I used to think that you were one of those fake horror accounts but the more videos I watch the more I trust you as a creator and I really respect what you do. I’m sure a lot of us have had the thought of going on the dark web, but you do it for us and it’s probably better that way 😂

    • @SophieNewitt-qh2fn
      @SophieNewitt-qh2fn 11 месяцев назад

      2:14 2:20

    • @TurnTheRage
      @TurnTheRage 11 месяцев назад

      really ? i thought he was legit till i watched more and now the more i watch i think theyre fake

  • @josevillanueva3252
    @josevillanueva3252 4 года назад +164

    The carved out "rock" with animals is actually bones

    • @MrBern91
      @MrBern91 4 года назад +14

      I think it's an ivory sculpture, gathered from the poaching of Elephants.

    • @bonbonxoxx
      @bonbonxoxx 4 года назад +3

      @@MrBern91 ya my thought was ivory as well

    • @themistake5418
      @themistake5418 3 года назад

      .........

    • @cornwellkids5368
      @cornwellkids5368 3 года назад +1

      Ok? I'm confused about this conversation

    • @MrBern91
      @MrBern91 3 года назад +5

      @@cornwellkids5368 Elephant tusks are made from ivory, and people poach elephants to get their hands on it. So what exactly is there to be confused about in this conversation?

  • @jacicromer9654
    @jacicromer9654 4 года назад +86

    Lmaooo he didn’t like being told “Gobble til you Wobble” that face he made was priceless. Your videos are always the highlight of my day! I love your reactions, they are my favorite! 😂😭

  • @stormleal4613
    @stormleal4613 4 года назад +47

    I've been stuck in the hospital for almost a week, praying you'd post a dark web mystery box... Thank you, Crypto, so VERY much! Yay!!

    • @CryptoNWO
      @CryptoNWO  4 года назад +20

      All the love, thanks for stopping by.. I hope you enjoy the show

    • @actuatedjade2501
      @actuatedjade2501 4 года назад +2

      Hope you get well soon!!🖤🖤

    • @natashaboggs8999
      @natashaboggs8999 4 года назад +1

      Sending prayers. Hope you get to go home very soon.

    • @ginap6926
      @ginap6926 4 года назад +1

      Hope you are ok! Sending healing thoughts your way. 💕

    • @freeflightfeathers
      @freeflightfeathers 4 года назад +1

      Storm leal hope u get better soon, I was in for 4 weeks last year and cried every time the dr said I couldn't go home! Lol. Sending strength and healing vibes ur way. x

  • @justnotdarz1058
    @justnotdarz1058 4 года назад +26

    Why do these boxes always be having some adult “toys” and kid stuff like mate-

  • @catedonaghey9784
    @catedonaghey9784 4 года назад +86

    you should get a respirator mask for when you open up something that smells horrid!!!

    • @citrus.friend8956
      @citrus.friend8956 3 года назад

      That’s what I was thinking

    • @oldironsides4107
      @oldironsides4107 2 года назад +1

      Oh every box ever? You think these 1.000s of RUclips mystery boxes from the dark web are real?
      You should find a guy selling bridges in your areas and then move to other states. You would make so much money

  • @mad_pac-man
    @mad_pac-man 4 года назад +58

    Also, those "hair ties" go with the vibrating bullets XDD

  • @Haveanicedai
    @Haveanicedai 4 года назад +127

    Lol I’m pretty sure “Gobble ‘Til You Wobble” is a Thanksgiving reference (supposed to be some sort of tacky holiday home decoration). Turkeys “gobble gobble” and “gobble” means to eat. “Til you wobble”... basically til you’re stuffed fat. Not about drinking 😊

    • @kellyrichardson2868
      @kellyrichardson2868 4 года назад

      So do woman gobble gobble

    • @saphirejess
      @saphirejess 4 года назад

      I second this theory ☝️😌

    • @mrs.dr.spencerreid3992
      @mrs.dr.spencerreid3992 4 года назад

      I’ve seen those “sayings” decor boxes at places like “Hobby Lobby”
      Etc. It’s a Thanksgiving reference.

    • @suzanne1286
      @suzanne1286 4 года назад

      Yeah I agree puff puff then take the munchies 😂

  • @TheBAKoff
    @TheBAKoff 4 года назад +31

    I like how no one has mentioned that he had a small nugget of weed sitting on his counter that he never noticed🤣🤣

    • @karunkrishna2662
      @karunkrishna2662 3 года назад +1

      Where lol

    • @TheBAKoff
      @TheBAKoff 3 года назад +1

      @@karunkrishna2662 Well it kinda starts at about 19:43 when he’s putting it away. He forgot a little piece and then it gets pushed around his table😂 It’s in front of him for a little bit and then if you go to about 20:58 you can see it on the left side of the screen just chillin on the counter😂😂 It stays there for a while. Lol.

    • @karunkrishna2662
      @karunkrishna2662 3 года назад

      Oh damnnnnnn sonnn. Such a visible nug. .-.

    • @TheBAKoff
      @TheBAKoff 3 года назад

      @@karunkrishna2662 that’s why I said “small.”🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @cherylclark5419
    @cherylclark5419 4 года назад +80

    This is so scary...entice a child with candy and toys, drug them with the cough drops and stuff, sexually assaulted with all the adult toys (anal beads, vibrator, butt whip, etc), tortured by pulling their teeth out and possibly murdered, this was a sick one

    • @alexzander5867
      @alexzander5867 4 года назад +3

      No shit Sherlock😂

    • @cherylclark5419
      @cherylclark5419 4 года назад +9

      I was just explaining it for Kevin, he's not good with puzzles etc, he even says that everytime, thats why I explained so clearly

    • @Itiswhatitisitiswhatitiswhatit
      @Itiswhatitisitiswhatitiswhatit 4 года назад +3

      The shakers were filled with rocks, not teeth. How are you supposed to drug someone with cough drops? The rest was just blatantly "shocking" items to be associating with Easter stuff. This was all in all a very boring box.

    • @TheWitchesNook
      @TheWitchesNook 2 года назад +1

      I agree with you

    • @oldironsides4107
      @oldironsides4107 2 года назад

      You put that together from a box this guy makes.
      Go order a mystery box on the dark web. You’ll get your money taken.
      Or do it online. There’s 1,000s of videos of these. And everyone is a nurdererb
      Go donthis for yourself. Solve a bunch of crimes.

  • @nikkA1718
    @nikkA1718 4 года назад +75

    crypto: oh! they vibrate
    me: hoping that he doesn't turn on the electro stimulation pads
    crytpto: omg! ow

    • @BoomStick4287
      @BoomStick4287 4 года назад +6

      I couldn't wait for the moment it started working.... I was laughing so hard in anticipation

    • @dessysworld9543
      @dessysworld9543 4 года назад +3

      What is ir

    • @jamesmeehan665
      @jamesmeehan665 4 года назад +1

      Des Sasha 😂😂

    • @dessysworld9543
      @dessysworld9543 4 года назад

      James Meehan I’m being Fr what is it

    • @BoomStick4287
      @BoomStick4287 4 года назад +1

      @@dessysworld9543 it sends electro shocks to your muscles causing them to contract and release helping them work in instances it is difficult for you to move... They made an ab belt back in the day saying get a 6 pack without the work out

  • @susanhayes8474
    @susanhayes8474 4 года назад +36

    tens device..hey Jaskinho needs that!! He hurt his back

  • @williamwest3844
    @williamwest3844 4 года назад +14

    "Oh they may be rings"
    Me: "rings for something"
    The innocence of this man while he does this for fun how

  • @vanessastarks6486
    @vanessastarks6486 4 года назад +75

    I’m pretty sure most of us love this channel because of YOU! Your energy and vibes make this channel what it is!

    • @peteskeleton3848
      @peteskeleton3848 Год назад +1

      I would take to your Ear pods. You have great contact great video keep up the good work

  • @nunyaconcern6049
    @nunyaconcern6049 4 года назад +48

    I got kicked out of a mall when I was 13 because my friend and I went to the arcade and got a bunch of those paratrooper toys and went to the top floor of the mall and started dropping them all. One hit the security lady in the head and she started running full speed for the stairs! I feel sorry for the youth today, you guys are missing out on some seriously badass things. I can't believe that arcades got so dang rare in the US.If you haven't tried an arcade you simply MUST find one and check it out :)

    • @vamp._subs
      @vamp._subs 4 года назад +1

      ? I don’t think they r that rare

    • @lucaspenney4253
      @lucaspenney4253 3 года назад +1

      I have an arcade in my Xbox

    • @Buick_the_rd.master
      @Buick_the_rd.master 3 года назад

      i don’t know where you live but here in indiana there all over. Zao island, Chucky Cheese, Dave and Busters, 70% of bowling ally’s have arcades built in, and 50% of hotels have a arcade built in. yea.. there everywhere

    • @nunyaconcern6049
      @nunyaconcern6049 3 года назад +1

      @@Buick_the_rd.master Arcades these days are NOTHING compared to how they used to be.. I'm sorry but I'm talking about 1980s-mid 90s years.... So yeah.......

    • @missylee2454
      @missylee2454 3 года назад +1

      Omg lmao! Me and my best friend used to do the same thing at our mall! Brings back great memories...but we annoyed the hell outta the employees at that mall 🤣

  • @angelaburse6485
    @angelaburse6485 4 года назад +77

    Omg I can't breath 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 laughing so hard at him playing with the bullets talking about a dog race 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @BlueBugVr1
    @BlueBugVr1 Год назад +2

    “omg it’s brow--ahhhh 🤢🤮 *throws up* 😭😭😂😂 Gotta feel bad for the poor guy

    • @mrseddiediaz
      @mrseddiediaz 10 месяцев назад

      You know someone had to have taken a dump in that bunny bag.

  • @Amanda_E_M
    @Amanda_E_M 4 года назад +29

    Crypto you need to make a vlog of you going to an “adult” store and recording your reaction 🤣 so you can educate yourself on all the “baseball” bats and “fighting” vibes lololol

  • @Tnfofficial
    @Tnfofficial 4 года назад +274

    This video is 50min but it's so entertaining that it feels like 10minutes😩

    • @actuatedjade2501
      @actuatedjade2501 4 года назад +3

      IKR?!

    • @actuatedjade2501
      @actuatedjade2501 4 года назад +7

      Love his longer vids!

    • @quadfather504fpv9
      @quadfather504fpv9 4 года назад +8

      Sorry bro but not a hair tie , but it is a kind of ring , but a cock ring lmao

    • @andreadelong2811
      @andreadelong2811 4 года назад +5

      @@quadfather504fpv9 IKR ...lol and he was going to take his gloves off and put one on....yuck

    • @OmgItsafish18
      @OmgItsafish18 4 года назад +1

      @@quadfather504fpv9 when he said that he'd keep them aside for his mum and sister had me laughing my ass off 😂😂

  • @miloriherrin3003
    @miloriherrin3003 4 года назад +20

    Krypto:”don’t cut towards yourself.” Also krypto:*cuts towards himself*. Also krypto:”I just cut towards myself!”

    • @rosstihh2220
      @rosstihh2220 4 года назад

      That was what I thinking... 😂😂😂

  • @maniac_slayer2736
    @maniac_slayer2736 2 года назад +3

    I would love that playboy lighter....I've subbed and liked. What I dislike about your videos is the there's to much camera play.
    What I like is that you explain what the item or product is. I'm partly blind so it helps alot.

  • @hostetler125
    @hostetler125 4 года назад +13

    Watching Kevin giving himself electro shock really gave me laugh. Knew that’s what it was for when I saw the pads.

  • @jesusdiaz8335
    @jesusdiaz8335 4 года назад +54

    17:33 Crypto: "I dont wanna put my hand in there!"
    17:39 Also Crypto: "So we didn't find anything..."

  • @jadecarnahan152
    @jadecarnahan152 4 года назад +28

    When he was playing wit the lighter I’m all like “maybe it’s for the marajuwana u found”😂😂

  • @MrFelle
    @MrFelle 4 года назад +9

    It’s sad that people would still ask for the AirPods but not shame the person who asked for the money instead. Kevin, you’re too kind and you don’t deserve to have people do that to you. My wife and I just started watching your channel and we have so much admiration for you. This situation really made our blood boil. I hope you don’t have this happen to you again.

    • @TurnTheRage
      @TurnTheRage 11 месяцев назад

      get over it karen, you wanna shame someone for trying to protect themselves ? get some tapons princess

  • @juls.bug4
    @juls.bug4 4 года назад +26

    kevin: i always google when i have a question
    also kevin in all his videos: "oh i don't know what this is, if you guys do comment bellow" 😂

  • @malakaygp8695
    @malakaygp8695 4 года назад +70

    NWO: *opens weed* - “don’t ask for it!!”
    Me: he deffo smoking that off camera

    • @dillontscheu8717
      @dillontscheu8717 4 года назад +3

      This dude is excited like a kid in a candy store when he finds bud lol.

    • @JADESAV111
      @JADESAV111 4 года назад +2

      LMAO FRR

    • @mrs.dr.spencerreid3992
      @mrs.dr.spencerreid3992 4 года назад

      IKR⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

    • @pinegrey7632
      @pinegrey7632 4 года назад +2

      if anyone does that they're v v dumb. it could be dusted with ANYTHING.

    • @autumnmeier7125
      @autumnmeier7125 4 года назад +1

      DUDE! I just made a detailed comment about this moment. When he was putting all back, homie missed a small piece and PUSHED IT FORWARD all while editing zooming in! LOL! You can see it at the edge of the screen on the bottom.... LOL!!!! HOMIE BE SMOKING HELLA

  • @TigerPinko
    @TigerPinko 4 года назад +16

    I was cringing so hard when he was messing with the shock paddles. That's for electro-play. This was one hell of a sexy box rofl... I'm starting to think some of these mystery boxes is just unsold merchandise from stores mixed with random creepy things.

    • @SinfulBunnii
      @SinfulBunnii 4 года назад +7

      It's a muscle simulator, my husband and his brothers had the same one, it's used for pain relief and arthritis, and can also help tone your muscles.

  • @cheeggtheeegg
    @cheeggtheeegg 4 года назад +33

    I'm sorry but the way you just laughed at the vibrators dancing across the desk killed me

  • @akirito.ryu_ame.mothera
    @akirito.ryu_ame.mothera 4 года назад +20

    The animal zodiac stone is absolutely gorgeous, Kevin! I would keep it with me like a lucky charm if I were lucky enough to receive it! Also I absolutely love your videos they're always so interesting. Though I always feel bad when you get sick

  • @Leafysaii
    @Leafysaii 4 года назад +72

    I just had to come to the comments to see that I was right about the "hair ties" Everyone is like how cute hahaha damn right it's funny

    • @kalaylahduncan9970
      @kalaylahduncan9970 4 года назад +5

      Well he was closer calling them rings rather then hair ties he's to pure

    • @kristenlogan2594
      @kristenlogan2594 4 года назад +3

      When he said he was going to give them to his mom and sister, I seriously yelled at the screen and was like "NOOOOO" lol

    • @CaidenJayce95
      @CaidenJayce95 4 года назад +2

      im glad im not the only one lol this man is 24 and doesn't know the difference between pleasure rings and hair ties lol xD

  • @ninawilson3132
    @ninawilson3132 4 года назад +1

    After you sniffed the perfume I got a perfume ad followed by a schizophrenia medication

  • @sunnygrl027
    @sunnygrl027 4 года назад +13

    "Gobble til you wobble" isn't about drinking. It's a common, cutesy Thanksgiving phrase in the US. Any time now we'll see it everywhere...throw pillows, kitchen signs, trinkets...it'll be on everything lol.

  • @Seriously-not-Jake
    @Seriously-not-Jake 4 года назад +31

    I'd really wouldn't recommend taking weed or anything food or drink or anything along those lines from a dark Web box, don't know if it's laced with poisens, or dangerous chemicals

    • @girlegendyt185
      @girlegendyt185 4 года назад +2

      Yeah the dark web can't be trusted
      Even drugs that don't have poison is a bad choice 😂

    • @saphirejess
      @saphirejess 4 года назад +2

      Or it could be some epic drug with the experience of a lifetime 🤷‍♀️😂 live a little and take candy from strangers 😂😂😂😂

    • @girlegendyt185
      @girlegendyt185 4 года назад +1

      @@saphirejess lmfao 😹

    • @Georgia.J
      @Georgia.J 4 года назад +1

      @@saphirejess Dumb. The people who send these boxes know they can't be traced. They could put something that wud make you really unwell in it just for the lols. 97% of people who frequent the dark Web aren't nice trustworthy people..the 3% are folk like Crypto and voyeurs who want 2c what all the fuss is about, teenager boys etc who want to impress their mates and genuinely regret ever looking. There is sick stuff on there as Crypto has eluded to in his vids about the dark Web, things so evil and sick the people involved deserve to be locked up 4 the rest of their days. I wud never ever eat or drink anything that was bought off there. Tbh (and yes I know it's impossible) I wish the police, FBI, anyone could just get rid of it. It's a dangerous awful world that hurts children for seedy onlookers. I often wonder how Crypto deals with that kind of content.

  • @Seriously-not-Jake
    @Seriously-not-Jake 4 года назад +26

    Literally every dark Web unboxing lately, he throws up, feel sorry for Krypto

  • @joeyyaread895
    @joeyyaread895 3 года назад +4

    I’d recommend wearing a mask in case u ever get something that smells terrible, at least you’d have a small amount of protection

  • @Wanderlusting0711
    @Wanderlusting0711 4 года назад +29

    “A spiked one, a sunny one.......” - I’m DYING!!! 😂😂

  • @madub4674
    @madub4674 4 года назад +7

    Whatever you dont want to keep from your mystery boxes, you should make a mystery box to send to your fans. That would be cool.

  • @piixii420
    @piixii420 4 года назад +31

    I have never laughed so hard! The shock pads kev im so sorry, i knew it was coming and i just said "no, no, no, no! Dont crypto no 🙊🙈😂"

    • @kyasicahart
      @kyasicahart 4 года назад +2

      I knew it was coming to as I know exactly what those devices are used for in the bedroom 😅

    • @piixii420
      @piixii420 4 года назад

      was meant to be a pain relief device before someone made a "Rule 34"(of the internet) with them.

    • @happyunicornrider2655
      @happyunicornrider2655 4 года назад +3

      I use them as pain relievers and have never thought of other use for them. I have one surgically inserted in my back as well wich litterally gives me electric uhm... schocks (?) From the hips to the toes, but not in any erotic way.

  • @LillianMcjunkins
    @LillianMcjunkins 9 месяцев назад +2

    The thing he didn't put two and two together when he got adult toys and got a perfume bottle of "bodly fluids)

  • @kimberley6166
    @kimberley6166 4 года назад +16

    Anyone else look forward to him saying he needs a bucket then ends up spewing on his floor 🤣🤣🙋‍♀️

  • @NicoHajen
    @NicoHajen 4 года назад +25

    Love the videos man! Your seem like a genuine guy and I love the fright that comes with you opening mystery boxes! Have a nice day Kevin and everyone reading this!❤️

  • @motox4124
    @motox4124 4 года назад +16

    Ok I was laughing/throwing up at the end this guy is fucking hilarious

  • @willierossignol2890
    @willierossignol2890 2 года назад +1

    RUclips took my subscription to you away! So i resubbed. Great content as always. Keep it up brother

  • @ArgoTheKid
    @ArgoTheKid 4 года назад +8

    You’re content always makes me laugh, you’re my go to RUclips for dark web boxes and I’m always excited to see a new video. Keep up the great work!!

  • @danielaflores8822
    @danielaflores8822 4 года назад +8

    Lowk always watch your videos in the night and get freaked out a lil

  • @izukumidoriya3385
    @izukumidoriya3385 4 года назад +19

    Crypto: *dumps out a liquid* this sounds very MoIsT.😂

    • @helenh20mo
      @helenh20mo 4 года назад

      Lol yup giggled at that one

  • @harrisonduncan3
    @harrisonduncan3 4 года назад +6

    Why I like the video huh? To be honest I literally enjoy every video, not only because every box with you is an adventure in itself, but the commitment to keep doing it after the amount of times you puke lol, you’ve kept at it and I respect you for it ❤️

  • @Humble.hartz23
    @Humble.hartz23 4 года назад +130

    Krypto playing with sex toys is so innocent and cute

    • @sarahwilliams2549
      @sarahwilliams2549 4 года назад

      YaSsSsS!!!!!☠️🤧🤣😆

    • @trinaburns7845
      @trinaburns7845 4 года назад +6

      Its an act. He knows what these things are

    • @NaChoCheez
      @NaChoCheez 4 года назад

      I have no clue what that was for 😂

  • @sarahwilliams2549
    @sarahwilliams2549 4 года назад +58

    Throw back to when he didn't know what the vibrater was lol 🤣🤧☠️ if you remember

    • @BraydenTM
      @BraydenTM 4 года назад +2

      He's such a sweet boy and must be protected at all costs.

    • @AverageAustralian990
      @AverageAustralian990 4 года назад +2

      Oh how could anyone forget the pink dildo!! Crypto you gave me the biggest belly laugh that day!! 🤣🤣🤣
      You are the sweetest funniest guy I love your content so much 💙🖤💜

    • @Glesga_lassie
      @Glesga_lassie 4 года назад +2

      It's not a vibrator it's an e-stim 😂

    • @bubbadafootv1049
      @bubbadafootv1049 4 года назад +1

      Naw fr right had me rolling 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @OmgItsafish18
      @OmgItsafish18 4 года назад +1

      @@AverageAustralian990 didn't he think it was some kind of slingshot? 🤣

  • @Nottoscaredtocare
    @Nottoscaredtocare 4 года назад +10

    Given that the "bunny" box had an Easter vibe, I wanna say the "Gobble till you Wobble would be a Thanksgiving decor.

  • @chrisdiaz5786
    @chrisdiaz5786 4 года назад +5

    I gotta say I love your videos. I just found you yesterday and I've been extremely satisfied with the way you hold yourself, the curiosity, the camera work is magnificent, and this is such a unique Idea I've never seen anyone do this so, very satisfying. I also love your accent it's awesome! And hey if you still have those airpods I'll gladly take them off your hands!

  • @johnburchard1808
    @johnburchard1808 4 года назад +12

    Thank you its like you heard my prayers Figuratively I had a realy crumby day and was wishing one of your videos would come out today 😀

  • @kathyjgouvas6743
    @kathyjgouvas6743 4 года назад +5

    OMG, I LAUGHED SO HARD WATCHING HIM PLAY WITH THE PARACHUTE TOY AND THE ADDED SOUND EFFECTS!!!

  • @lndsyg
    @lndsyg 4 года назад +58

    He said “whats 20 bucks shipping” I said “half my gas tank” 😭😭😭

  • @madelenecintron803
    @madelenecintron803 Год назад

    Thanks!

  • @stevenbear8672
    @stevenbear8672 4 года назад +19

    Slightly annoyed he went out of his way to not say “heart-shaped box”😂

  • @tracygilder1229
    @tracygilder1229 4 года назад +9

    I’ve never heard of Geo Caching, would love to see a video to what it’s about. Dude get yourself a permanent bucket beside you for opening mystery boxes 📦

  • @arialneace808
    @arialneace808 4 года назад +8

    Super into the AirPods! I love watching these videos because as much as I’d love to go on the dark web and purchase mystery boxes myself, I have a 4 year old and can’t do that for her safety. But thankfully enough you are able to continue putting these out and they just get more and more interesting! Please keep em up! ( I genuinely do love the videos)

    • @abirandall5108
      @abirandall5108 2 года назад +1

      I just want to say - that i love your energy and also that you prioritize your child’s safety

  • @Dog...13
    @Dog...13 2 года назад +1

    welp.....I'm glad I don't have a weak stomach...

  • @mad_pac-man
    @mad_pac-man 4 года назад +25

    I want that Chinese Zodiac rock! The thing with the animals all over it!

  • @dean19711
    @dean19711 4 года назад +19

    Those aren’t hair ties dude...they’re for your lower region..lol

  • @aliciarincon4894
    @aliciarincon4894 4 года назад +11

    *me* wheezing
    Krypton: “Omg it’s browbbbl-!” “Oh my goodness. I can’t do it!” *proceeds to put on glove and touch*

    • @aliciarincon4894
      @aliciarincon4894 4 года назад +1

      I also screenshot the face he made when he tipped over the perfume bottle lmao

  • @tweeked650
    @tweeked650 3 года назад +1

    C'mon Crypto...they are not hairties...but your warm with them being rings...but what kind of rings???

  • @ShaymonMizu
    @ShaymonMizu 4 года назад +6

    So I found out from another video where a person surfed the dark web with a hacker that most if not all unboxing videos are fake. The “organs” is probably just expired meet or something. Still entertaining to watch though.

  • @wife.mother.disneylover2716
    @wife.mother.disneylover2716 4 года назад +9

    That little machine that “shocked you” is what people use to stimulate labor contractions.

    • @quietsky1273
      @quietsky1273 4 года назад +2

      There are kinds that can do that but that one in particular its just for relaxing tense muscles. My mom used to have one and I used it when I got nots in my back. Very relaxing. This guy probably cranked it to the highest settings. 😂

  • @cameronjones7479
    @cameronjones7479 4 года назад +8

    Bro... no... Don't give those "hair ties" to your mom or sister!

  • @tizianmullegu8503
    @tizianmullegu8503 Год назад +2

    im really sure that these rings or hair ties not actually are that what u think they are😂😂

  • @macabrae
    @macabrae 4 года назад +53

    By the way, Kevin...that carved Chinese Zodiac "rock" is made of carved bone or ivory

    • @rebeccaparks1959
      @rebeccaparks1959 4 года назад

      I like the videos because of you !!! You are hilarious !!!!!! And I laugh when you dont know what some items are...And what you think the item is..... very entertaining !!!!!

    • @abbiejohnson5741
      @abbiejohnson5741 4 года назад

      Can I get the playboy bunny lighter?? That lighter is badass fr

  • @dego5415
    @dego5415 4 года назад +48

    "Hair tyes" damn he's innocent

    • @bushmaster101
      @bushmaster101 4 года назад +1

      why whats the use of that than?

    • @dego5415
      @dego5415 4 года назад +4

      @@bushmaster101 they are cock rings..

    • @bushmaster101
      @bushmaster101 4 года назад +1

      @@dego5415 cock rings why?
      Why anyone need cock ring

    • @dego5415
      @dego5415 4 года назад +2

      @@bushmaster101 no one needs cock rings it was just a comment...

    • @khloekarim432
      @khloekarim432 3 года назад

      @@bushmaster101 its for pleasure lol😭

  • @ellenjackson1820
    @ellenjackson1820 4 года назад +7

    Gobble til you wobble means eat until you get stuffed! Like during Thanksgiving

  • @raynepadgett145
    @raynepadgett145 11 месяцев назад +1

    17:00 "thats pretty demanding"🤣🤣

  • @sufu7420
    @sufu7420 4 года назад +68

    Este comentario va dirigido para gente que habla español:
    1. Creo que ya quedo claro que el no es el hacker.
    2. Por qué la mayoria de los comentarios hate son de niñas?
    3. Si van a comentar, minimo ordenen las palabras para que se entiendan.
    4. Este es un canal "ingles" si saben que esta persona no les entendera no?
    5. En cuanto a los insultos, necesidad?
    Conclusion, No acusen sin pruebas, aprendan a escribir o ordenar las palabras y no insulten sin razón

    • @sugelyllaneskantun1737
      @sugelyllaneskantun1737 4 года назад +4

      Pobre chico, intentando saber que le estaban diciciendo cuando ni siquiera se expresan bien. Espero que todo se aclare pronto y que está cuenta no tenga que cargar con consecuencias que no tienen que ver el

    • @sufu7420
      @sufu7420 4 года назад +4

      @@sugelyllaneskantun1737 opino lo mismo, el no tiene la culpa de nada, le comenzaron a insultar sin razón, lo peor es que hay gente que si le insulto en ingles

    • @Dioz69
      @Dioz69 4 года назад +1

      Exacto, por fin alguien con cerebro aquí

    • @xjsk1196
      @xjsk1196 4 года назад +1

      Los que le tiran hate son niños de 8 años así que aunque vean tu comentario como están bien pendejos no le van a hacer caso pero pues nimodo

    • @sufu7420
      @sufu7420 4 года назад +3

      @@xjsk1196 eso es obvio, fue solo para aclarar mejor las cosas y repetir lo que ya se ah dicho, solo es mi opinion no busco cambiar a nadie, cada quien es libre de hacer lo que quiera, y como dices son niños y aveces sus actitudes son un poco "tontas" y pues nimodo, eso pasa cuando le das un celular a un niño y no vigilas que esta haciendo con este

  • @verachaves4115
    @verachaves4115 4 года назад +4

    I've seen other unboxing of mystery dark web boxes and they seem so rehearsed. I can tell Crypto's videos are genuine solely by his reactions. Keeps me on my toes. Thanks for spending your money and time for our entertainment !

  • @nikolettpadar9601
    @nikolettpadar9601 4 года назад +5

    I really love these videos, he shows everything so close and in a devine quality. He gives us time to observe everything. Keep it up man you are gonna be very famous one day

  • @feuxmk
    @feuxmk 3 года назад +3

    i swear when he said hair ties i spat out my choky milk

  • @farwaalii18
    @farwaalii18 4 года назад +29

    "rings" "hair ties" 😂😂😂 you are so cute man . I love you ❤️❤️

    • @shannenmaree
      @shannenmaree 4 года назад +1

      Ikr. Is he really that sweet and innocent?!?🤣😜🤣

    • @farwaalii18
      @farwaalii18 4 года назад +1

      @@shannenmaree 😂

    • @mochamilksubs
      @mochamilksubs 4 года назад +3

      Fr 😂

  • @DrMcnugget1
    @DrMcnugget1 4 года назад +6

    Love yhe vids man, I cant stop laughing at how you dont know what anything is lol. The pads and device is a Tens Unit for stiff muscles. Halls for the square yellow "candy". Not hair rings lol

  • @RobloxGamer-wm3uo
    @RobloxGamer-wm3uo 4 года назад +10

    he is so devoted to showing us what we wanna see (dont take it that way) he showed us the bag of meat/organs he was showing us it while throwing up with barf dripping down his face

  • @breannac858
    @breannac858 3 года назад +4

    35:56 his face got meeeeee AHHHHTHHTHHHHBGM LMAOOOO

  • @LEX-iu2pu
    @LEX-iu2pu 4 года назад +20

    The device that gave him a sort of electrocution looks like a T.E.N.S machine to me to treat people with painful joints etc.

    • @marys8861
      @marys8861 4 года назад

      I have a bad bad shoulder with muscle cramps and I use a tens unit for pain control.

    • @lethe1549
      @lethe1549 4 года назад +3

      Actually you can use them in a erotic way, too. It's called e-stim.

    • @galaxythedutchangeldragon369
      @galaxythedutchangeldragon369 4 года назад

      I knew exactly how that felt. 2 years ago i electrocuted myself and had no control of my left hand and arm. I had to use my right to pull myself away

    • @katelynnmilton855
      @katelynnmilton855 4 года назад

      I thought it was a birthing simulator

  • @dmx137
    @dmx137 4 года назад +6

    First! Your videos are absolutely amazing man! Keep it up!

    • @jacquemarie5
      @jacquemarie5 4 года назад

      Also the vibrations are used on a woman to stimulate her sexualy

    • @jacquemarie5
      @jacquemarie5 4 года назад

      The "hair ties" are cock rings for a man

    • @dmx137
      @dmx137 4 года назад

      @@jacquemarie5 you're replying to my comment not writing your own.

  • @nikkicasbohm2278
    @nikkicasbohm2278 4 года назад +4

    I love your videos because it’s a little escape from my hectic life and you are so funny and completely honest. You do an amazing job of keeping your viewers interested and take feedback very well and are always trying to improve 😊

  • @erieDVD
    @erieDVD Год назад +1

    i almost vomted myself at the end too, still feeling sick

  • @sfa4657
    @sfa4657 4 года назад +8

    27:05 That's an adult toy used for sexual pleasure. It looks used. Don't touch it with bare hands.

  • @cornonthecob644
    @cornonthecob644 4 года назад +4

    I love this channel cause it makes me see things that I’m curious about like the dark web without having to do it myself since I’m a minor and I’m scared lol. Your vibe too, it doesn’t make this boring or scary and genuinely interesting to watch! It’s the ONLY channel I will ever watch anything dark web related, since you’re the only one who makes me feel safe and I can watch this at the comfort of my own home! :)

  • @darkshadow9835
    @darkshadow9835 4 года назад +7

    I literally just woke up and saw it, best morning ever

    • @actuatedjade2501
      @actuatedjade2501 4 года назад +2

      Morning?! It’s 11:30 pm here!

    • @darkshadow9835
      @darkshadow9835 4 года назад

      @@actuatedjade2501 it was 8am for me lol😅

    • @dontmindme9382
      @dontmindme9382 4 года назад

      @@actuatedjade2501 Why did you freak out lol did you not know that?

    • @actuatedjade2501
      @actuatedjade2501 4 года назад

      @@dontmindme9382 wasn’t freaking out, making a joke I guess😂

  • @ladyyimmortal8673
    @ladyyimmortal8673 4 года назад +2

    Is that one of those things that show guys what contractions feel like?

  • @Jairusbroyles
    @Jairusbroyles 4 года назад +46

    I’d like to just say sorry because I was saying he is weak because he didn’t like blood and I didn’t realize he had a phobia so sorry

    • @actuatedjade2501
      @actuatedjade2501 4 года назад

      That’s why people always say “think before you speak.” You never know what someone’s going through in their lives. ♥️thank you for apologizing though. Fake me can’t apologize, at least you’re being real! Much love!

    • @hezavich8623
      @hezavich8623 4 года назад +7

      No hate intended but you could just not call anyone weak for any reason 😊

    • @zayhirsalazar8760
      @zayhirsalazar8760 4 года назад +4

      Yo i have the same phobia but like we don't exaggerate we are really terrified, one day i was getting my blood withdrawal and I almost passed out looking at the blood i scared the lady because she was new and I was near about passing out 😂

    • @hezavich8623
      @hezavich8623 4 года назад +2

      @Eirinen what just like you are wading in with that comment 🤔 but I'm guessing since you called me a snowflake 😂 you must be under the age of 16 so I'll leave it at that

    • @americanpatriot6304
      @americanpatriot6304 4 года назад +1

      hezavich 86 or people can say whatever they want. That’s what I tend to do (I basically have zero filter). Fuck people’s feelings.

  • @dskwag3041
    @dskwag3041 4 года назад +11

    Who else thought the Canadian quarter was a US dime 🤣

  • @carlynicole1141
    @carlynicole1141 4 года назад +9

    I love when they really pack your mystery boxes ! 😍 The still camera and all the angles make it so much better to watch ! You get so many cool items it’s too bad you can’t keep them all. I also love when mr stormy makes an appearance 😍😍 💖
    (air pod giveaway entry as well please🤪)

  • @TurnTheRage
    @TurnTheRage 11 месяцев назад

    "you know what these are for right ?" followed by "why havent i seen this until today"