Auditing Slough

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  • Опубликовано: 23 ноя 2024

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  • @crispyhoover8880
    @crispyhoover8880 Год назад +343

    I learnt never sign anything. I'm 52, never been in trouble, partially disabled from cancer,
    walking down my street, arsehole has a go at me over nothing, threatens to kill me, grabs my neck, I was a mental health nurse and a NHS trainer in self defence, so I breakaway leaving the guy on the floor, didnt follow up at all, cops turn up, blame me and tell me sign a form to say the "matter is settled". Find out that I admitted I was at fault. The other guy didn't sign so is officially blameless. Don't sign.

    • @judithmatthews8460
      @judithmatthews8460 Год назад +49

      They don’t care who’s guilty they just what to have a name for a report. You were it.

    • @ianhill4585
      @ianhill4585 Год назад +22

      Police 101, blame the victim it's easier, and it's good for the clear up rate.

    • @garrylovesey6810
      @garrylovesey6810 Год назад

      Cancer - check out Ivermectin, Jim Humble and MMS, B17 IN Apricot seeds.

    • @Parawingdelta2
      @Parawingdelta2 Год назад +25

      I live in Australia and in the last few years before retirement I drove buses. One day I was assaulted by a passenger on the bus. When a police officer was recording a statement, he asked "Did you give him permission to assault you?"

    • @DG-EditsYT
      @DG-EditsYT Год назад +7

      @@Parawingdelta2 thats insane

  • @tman5634
    @tman5634 Год назад +177

    The moral of this.
    If you find something, don't take it to the police. They'll have you done for theft.

    • @nikos-giorgos
      @nikos-giorgos Год назад +29

      Yeah and don't go to Slough .

    • @Gmac86.
      @Gmac86. Год назад +26

      That chap was taking it to a phone shop to sell😂😂😂

    • @michael_mouse
      @michael_mouse Год назад +9

      ...back in the day, if you found something and handed it in to the police, you were given good old slap on the back and a hearty thank you, possibly a small reward from the owner... now you get "your nicked" and a slap in the face... sad, so sad

    • @simonjones4941
      @simonjones4941 Год назад +8

      @@Gmac86. exactly!! Why’s this so hard for people to see, like I’m all about giving the benefit of the doubt but he’s ‘found’ a phone in mcds n rather than hand it to the cashier, he’s left and taken it to a phone shop.. to hand in?! 🤣 clearly was trying to sell it, the shop owner knew it was stolen, called the police. He came up with that story and the police either couldn’t prove otherwise or couldn’t be bothered to investigate.

    • @thecomebackking737
      @thecomebackking737 Год назад +1

      Wrong!I have given the police a racing bike, I checked the price of the bike and it was 399 pound in Amazon. I took it to the police station however they asked me to keep it for 28 days if not bring it back. So after a month I got the bike back to the police station but the police said no one has asked for the bike so I can have it and they gave a letter saying this bike is mine from no on 😅

  • @25242824
    @25242824 Год назад +127

    trying to get him to sign something confessing to a crime in the middle of the street without any legal advice or council or any evidence presented and no court date, how are the police even allowed to do this to someone on the spot without any assessment or anything, how do they know this person isn't a vulnerable disabled person who they are trying to intimidate into a confession, he can barely speak English as it is, they literally stitched the guy up right then and there.

    • @patbrown8117
      @patbrown8117 Год назад +19

      It sounds like they have just sort of cautioned him for 'theft by finding', which is so wrong. He has had no legal advice at all. However, plod can add it to their figures to show how hard they are working (by picking on the vulnerable to up their crime figures, but staying away from anything that might be a bit difficult, dangerous or just plain hard work).
      Haven't watched all of this yet, so don't know how it will play out...

    • @grahamrobb9773
      @grahamrobb9773 Год назад

      ​@@patbrown8117it's called making up the numbers so that it adds up in their paperwork

    • @judithmatthews8460
      @judithmatthews8460 Год назад +6

      I wonder if they were recording him. They may not have informed him. They will on the basis of the caution upload his image to their data base which they will access if he is ever stopped

    • @geoffbreen2386
      @geoffbreen2386 Год назад +1

      @@judithmatthews8460 yes body worn with no disclosure of such to subject.
      how can one make a subject access request?

    • @25242824
      @25242824 Год назад

      @@geoffbreen2386 there is no disclosure, the police are a government funded terror group, according to the dictionary definition the police are a terrorist organisation.

  • @Stuboy
    @Stuboy Год назад +56

    Always film public officials & never sign anything without a solicitor present ... period

  • @iankirsop8267
    @iankirsop8267 Год назад +46

    Three good things about Slough
    1. The M4 past it
    2. The flight path over it
    3. You’ve visited

    • @niallwatts789
      @niallwatts789 Год назад +7

      4. David Brent

    • @shuyelbari8853
      @shuyelbari8853 Год назад +1

      If I may as be bold as to add 5. Bath Rd O2 mobile hq and also hq to some other national company's

    • @vincentsubmarinismo774
      @vincentsubmarinismo774 Год назад

      ​@@niallwatts789
      and Gareth!
      Can't have batman without robin.

  • @ahh980
    @ahh980 Год назад +140

    The people need educated more on their rights as long as they don't know police will get away with abusing people's rights

    • @goodyeoman4534
      @goodyeoman4534 Год назад

      It's not a matter of "education". All the information is there for anyone to look up and understand. The problem is apathy. No one cares. We saw that during COVID. Ancient rights taken away at the drop of a hat, and barely anyone said a word.

    • @funnyman9616
      @funnyman9616 Год назад +1

      Take the man or woman who acts as a public servant (police) and take him or her to court make them swear in and when they do everything they say true so ask him or her where they have the right to tell you what you can and cannot do with property and is it their property they will say no
      Then where do they have the right to rob it and destroy your property their duties are to protect the property of man and woman not persons (companies) and to save life’s of man and woman that’s it

    • @martinkdoorstoperception.1913
      @martinkdoorstoperception.1913 Год назад

      facts

    • @blue24563
      @blue24563 Год назад

      The police love abusing their powers. I reckon most police become officers as revenge for being bullied at school.

    • @goodyeoman4534
      @goodyeoman4534 Год назад +2

      @@blue24563 It's a working theory. But there are plenty of people in positions of power - petty or otherwise - who simply enjoy the feeling of having power over others, as can be seen in any HR department, bland office environment or middle-management meeting.

  • @lmc4964
    @lmc4964 Год назад +100

    I lived in Maidenhead for a few years, going to slough was like going on a poverty safari

    • @pooooornopigeon
      @pooooornopigeon Год назад +2

      The rich Victorians used to go to the East end of London so they could " go slumming it "

    • @pagrant
      @pagrant Год назад +6

      We stopped in Maidenhead for the weekend as we had a naming do to attend , never again.

    • @timetide5961
      @timetide5961 Год назад +3

      Its not the peoples fault x

    • @julianedge6431
      @julianedge6431 Год назад +2

      I live in Maidenhead :) long way from Redditch

    • @julianedge6431
      @julianedge6431 Год назад

      @ata..2.0 It is. I was replying to @lmc4964

  • @mrsnobby4999
    @mrsnobby4999 Год назад +35

    You’re right AB , Slough is definitely grim! What a depressing town.

  • @JohnSmith-wl8cv
    @JohnSmith-wl8cv Год назад +88

    If you find something never hand it in to those criminals .

    • @adamfreeman2348
      @adamfreeman2348 Год назад

      Correct!

    • @ES-yk3mh
      @ES-yk3mh Год назад +1

      Correct. But don't take it to cash converters either, like I believe that the guy did... Put it on Facebook while also waiting for it to ring

    • @shuyelbari8853
      @shuyelbari8853 Год назад

      @John Smith, that's because after 12mths if the lost property is unclaimed it gets sold at a public auction. The proceeds of which go to the police.

    • @shuyelbari8853
      @shuyelbari8853 Год назад

      @@ES-yk3mh , like that move.

  • @djdelight_musik7181
    @djdelight_musik7181 Год назад +77

    Those two corrupt officers at the start even had the gall to tell that poor bloke at the end ' Have a nice day!' Wtf!

    • @Bruce4lmighty
      @Bruce4lmighty Год назад +7

      Right! They break the Law but believe they are acting Lawfully. THAT is the core issue 👍🏻

    • @stewartmckeand8953
      @stewartmckeand8953 Год назад +1

      'Have a nice day' in cop speak means go and fuck yourself.

    • @adamfreeman2348
      @adamfreeman2348 Год назад +1

      Lol

  • @10tendogsdonie
    @10tendogsdonie Год назад +33

    Best advise, never talk to them period,

  • @oliverdoak9295
    @oliverdoak9295 Год назад +26

    I got done by the caution scam man y years ago as a 14 year old. Got into trouble at school, I got arrested via my name just getting mentioned. Getting ripped apart by my parents never been arrested before and panicked. They didn't have any real evidence but I was young and got bullied into accepting the caution by getting told that it was a slap on the wrist and it wouldn't affect me in future it was just a formality. Boy was I wrong, all came up on dbs for when I had kids and started coaching the kids rugby team, it has stopped me taking my life limiting child to Disney in Florida. All because I got bullied into just accepting the caution didn't get offered a solicitor or anything. This was 24 years ago so it's been happening for years.

    • @17framesrblx
      @17framesrblx Год назад

      yo! Pretty sure they are "spent" which means they are no longer relevant after 2 years. You should be good at 16. Is this true?

  • @ysgol3
    @ysgol3 Год назад +61

    🤣That's my summer holiday to Slough cancelled.
    Great meeting with the tourism czar of the town at the end.
    Hilarious as always AB, thank you!

  • @chrishartley1210
    @chrishartley1210 Год назад +36

    I worked in Slough a number of years ago, it was so bad then I didn't think it could get any worse. Looks like I was wrong.

    • @gooniemarky
      @gooniemarky Год назад

      You wouldn’t believe how far the high street has fallen in recent years…absolute dive these days

    • @edschultz9551
      @edschultz9551 Год назад

      @@gooniemarky I heard Queensmere is practically empty. Is that right?

    • @gooniemarky
      @gooniemarky Год назад

      @@edschultz9551 yep,a large section of it is closed of

    • @JJJKKOKJAY
      @JJJKKOKJAY Год назад

      They moved all of Poland and half of ukraine here it’s now a gulag disgusting state of town and country

    • @JJJKKOKJAY
      @JJJKKOKJAY Год назад

      @@gooniemarky They moved all of Poland and half of ukraine here it’s now a gulag disgusting state of town and country

  • @colinsaunderson6682
    @colinsaunderson6682 Год назад +21

    after watching this vid ive booked a 2 week summer holiday to slough..can't wait

  • @daytona1212
    @daytona1212 Год назад +47

    That man had no clue what he was signing. But he should have handed the phone over to the manager at McDonalds, that would have been the right thing to do because the owner would go back there after he discovered he lost his phone.

    • @ES-yk3mh
      @ES-yk3mh Год назад +3

      He didn't hand it over because he took to cex or cash converters to sell. That's why his driving licence was missing, he was using it as identification to sell the phone when he got picked up. I'm sorry but he deserved that caution, our phones are a massive part of our lives. I would never try to sell a phone I found. Nor would I hand it in. If you're found innocently waiting for that phone to ring or posting it on social media, looking for the owner they would not nick u. I hate them but I'm sure of that

  • @properjob2311
    @properjob2311 Год назад +139

    NEVER ACCEPT A CAUTION

    • @jimmyccam
      @jimmyccam Год назад +24

      This is good advice, especially for the youngsters who could have their lives blighted for some foolish behaviour. Make the police charge you and prove their case. They probably don't have enough evidence.

    • @richardjones8699
      @richardjones8699 Год назад +1

      @@jimmyccam it drops off after a period of years from memory. I believe 5.

    • @stomingaben
      @stomingaben Год назад +12

      @@richardjones8699
      11:29 that website says that it'll be on your record for 6 years then it becomes "protected" but it's still gonna be visible on the National Police database and on a Police certificate for visas and it might still show up on an enchanted DBS certificate.
      It gets deleted only when you turn 100 years old.

    • @richardjones8699
      @richardjones8699 Год назад +1

      @@stomingaben what does protected mean?

    • @stomingaben
      @stomingaben Год назад +4

      @@richardjones8699
      I believe it means that it's hidden on a regular DBS certificate, i'm not sure.

  • @sarahw3102
    @sarahw3102 Год назад +74

    I’ve learnt so much about my rights from your channel thank you 👍🏻

  • @Bruce4lmighty
    @Bruce4lmighty Год назад +154

    AB: “sounds like a genuine mistake”
    Goon #1: “potentially it is, that’s why we’re giving him some advice”
    Goon #2: “sign here”
    Coerced and deceived a Member of the Public into admitting guilt (by way of his autograph on the document) for finding a phone. Criminal behaviour which is Misconduct in Public Office therefore, both goons need indicting IMHO. Disgusting behaviour

    • @mr.a8315
      @mr.a8315 Год назад +5

      Amen, brother. ♥🙏

    • @DonnyNoMarie
      @DonnyNoMarie Год назад +4

      How did the police know he had a phone that didn't belong to him?

    • @simonjones4941
      @simonjones4941 Год назад +9

      Clearly wasn’t a mistake. He’s taken a phone he’s ‘found’ in mcds, then taken it to a phone shop to hand it in?? Or he’s tried to sell it & they’ve called the police?

    • @wezftw7130
      @wezftw7130 Год назад

      Not once did they say you don't have to sign it and you can seek legal advice if you wish, fucking pigs.

    • @Bruce4lmighty
      @Bruce4lmighty Год назад +2

      @@DonnyNoMarie Exactly! 👍🏻

  • @artlover282
    @artlover282 Год назад +106

    The way he approached the camera at 4:30, the energy he had... this is a guy who knows he's up to no good! absolutely shameless!

    • @streetspirit956
      @streetspirit956 Год назад

      dont be so ridiculous. Idiotic comment. Up to no good? What are you on about you clown. You know nothing of the circumstances

    • @artlover282
      @artlover282 Год назад

      @@streetspirit956 shut up Lady

  • @davinci3919
    @davinci3919 Год назад +20

    Council worker throwing his cigarette butt on the street. Unacceptable

  • @timgeorge1009
    @timgeorge1009 Год назад +70

    AB we desperately need you and more like you
    Love you man
    Great content again man

    • @JJJKKOKJAY
      @JJJKKOKJAY Год назад

      @Jordan Sherrington 🥾 👅

    • @ducks3107
      @ducks3107 Год назад

      Need more people to record the most mundane things and provoke everyone? He's nuisance

  • @josephsmith7200
    @josephsmith7200 Год назад +12

    Top secret Royal Mail , scared you’ll find the thousands of parcels they ‘lost’ over the last few months

  • @scottsheppard9906
    @scottsheppard9906 Год назад +10

    Probably because slough council declared bankruptcy last year. 760million in debt..😮

    • @andrewpredeth9038
      @andrewpredeth9038 8 месяцев назад

      Same as kirklees council. My town lost the town hall and the locals bought it to stop a sneaky demolition

  • @seamusblack5876
    @seamusblack5876 Год назад +39

    No good deed goes unpunished

  • @BennieboyVRS
    @BennieboyVRS Год назад +26

    Don't think I'll be visiting Slough any time soon, thanks for the audit AB

    • @legobatman8353
      @legobatman8353 Год назад

      Won't be missing much.

    • @marekjacek1678
      @marekjacek1678 Год назад

      The office has been bulldozed it was was in slough Trading Estate it could of been a tourist Destination !

    • @JJJKKOKJAY
      @JJJKKOKJAY Год назад

      @@marekjacek1678 go back to Poland

  • @iby914
    @iby914 Год назад +23

    I've been saving up over the last year for my holidays in Slough but after this video I've changed my mind going.

    • @Ellie-mc9wb
      @Ellie-mc9wb Год назад +4

      But why ? it'll be the best "foreign" holiday you'll ever have 😂😂

    • @marekjacek1678
      @marekjacek1678 Год назад +1

      You can say that again slough high st is like down town Mogadishu ! In the evening it’s not safe at all!

    • @MrBollocks10
      @MrBollocks10 Год назад +1

      Don't be put off by this Aby.
      They keep the streets clean for the tourists.
      You'll love it.

    • @JJJKKOKJAY
      @JJJKKOKJAY Год назад

      @@marekjacek1678 or down town Warsaw we were hoping after brexit all you polskis would bugger off back to that forsaken place you call a country. Polish drunks, hooligans, bigots and undesirables have ruined the town like they have majority of the country.

    • @ducks3107
      @ducks3107 Год назад

      Who in their right mind would go to slough let alone a holiday? 😂

  • @mikemccarthy1398
    @mikemccarthy1398 Год назад +16

    I must remember to take Slough off my bucket list ...thanks AB

  • @gl4evah
    @gl4evah Год назад +11

    Slough looks like a scene from Trainspotting

  • @JS67137
    @JS67137 Год назад +8

    They CAN and WILL use every little thing you say against you.

  • @ronaldfiene6384
    @ronaldfiene6384 Год назад +9

    In the netherlands you have 24 hours after finding to turn it in at "a" police station before they can talk about theft...only in robbery or tracking it can be seen as guilty.

  • @EyeSpyAudit
    @EyeSpyAudit Год назад +22

    Police screwed that guy over. The guy didn't intend to permanently deprive the owner of the goods 🤬.

    • @GilesWendes
      @GilesWendes Год назад +6

      he was trying to sell it in a phone shop!

    • @GilesWendes
      @GilesWendes Год назад +8

      @@Black-Circle no, but attempting to sell something you found is an offence

    • @stuartb4525
      @stuartb4525 Год назад +4

      @@GilesWendes Bollocks

    • @goodyeoman4534
      @goodyeoman4534 Год назад +2

      How do you know?

    • @goodyeoman4534
      @goodyeoman4534 Год назад +2

      @@Black-Circle But he wasn't fishing for scrap metal in a canal; he had someone's mobile phone and may have been intending to sell it. Slight difference.

  • @JackMcLeodJr
    @JackMcLeodJr Год назад +12

    "I don't need your advice thanks Constable!" and walk away.

    • @colingreer853
      @colingreer853 Год назад

      Swiftly followed by an arrest for suspected theft of a mobile phone.

    • @JackMcLeodJr
      @JackMcLeodJr Год назад +1

      @@colingreer853 😂 😂 the laws here are pathetic. Seriously pathetic.

  • @Jo-yp8wy
    @Jo-yp8wy Год назад +12

    If he was a criminal he would have known not to sign anything.
    Also, the litter. It's one of the things I notice a lot whenever I come back to the UK. It's depressing. Why?

    • @sebastianeisenberg3826
      @sebastianeisenberg3826 Год назад

      If a person isn't aware of his or her right's this is very easily done one can be under duress and more or less coerced and incriminated into that and there aren't many who have a clue what they signing unless you truly know what you are signing when police say they are advising people is the biggest lie in history they are there to misinform misinterpret make up laws and bullshit as they go along they are there to ill advise the members of the public into submission of guilt before found guilty nor they aren't legal representatives they work for the system the Crown and the prosecuting bodies wanting people put away against their will rightly or wrongly and they simply don't give a shit what they do because they work for the biggest corrupt gang of criminals never sign anything unless you are 100% sure what you are signing especially from the biggest gang of crooks If he isn't aware of his rights which I presume he isn't he probably panicked and signed it and simply had no clue what he signed

  • @PilotFlight2Mars
    @PilotFlight2Mars Год назад +8

    The sense of power security and staff seem to feel as they match away stating they are calling the police is super funny.
    Reminds me of kids telling a sibling they’re telling their parents on them for being naughty.

  • @colindavies4860
    @colindavies4860 Год назад +92

    Ab your a ray of sunshine keep up the good work bro 🤙

  • @DreamClean
    @DreamClean Год назад +8

    The police never let a good deed go unpunished

  • @realcooking1833
    @realcooking1833 Год назад +15

    😂🤣😂this is the last decent thing you'll see in this video 🤣😂🤣I can't believe you said that at about 12 seconds 😂🤣😂legend!!

  • @zeropointconsciousness
    @zeropointconsciousness Год назад +15

    Good Audit AB.
    Nice to see something stay the same
    reminds me of old times.

  • @rajindernijjer
    @rajindernijjer Год назад +41

    I signed caution and like 15 years later they still bring that up in court.

    • @bionic4368
      @bionic4368 Год назад +11

      Why do you keep appearing at courts though?

    • @ChrisSmith-rd6dm
      @ChrisSmith-rd6dm Год назад +7

      15 years later, and you still haven't learnt to stay out of trouble/court's, hmm

    • @seanbarker9272
      @seanbarker9272 Год назад +1

      😂😂

    • @grahamrobb9773
      @grahamrobb9773 Год назад +6

      ​@@bionic4368that's an awful assumption, are you the plod?

    • @emmapasqule2432
      @emmapasqule2432 Год назад +2

      you still go to court? perhaps stay out of trouble Raj or go back to India and live there!

  • @bikeelectric4821
    @bikeelectric4821 Год назад +8

    6:00 you can tell the officer is lying because he tries to block the camera, that officer needs to be investigated and put in jail

  • @UltimaPun84
    @UltimaPun84 Год назад +14

    You should audit hounslow Job Centre. Its inside the treaty Centre. The security there are very rough

    • @jimmyccam
      @jimmyccam Год назад

      Not G4S by any chance?

    • @UltimaPun84
      @UltimaPun84 Год назад +4

      @@jimmyccam yes, g4s mate

    • @The-Great-Brindian
      @The-Great-Brindian Год назад

      why what happened to you there lol ?
      what did they do to you ?

  • @GTAPlatinum
    @GTAPlatinum Год назад +15

    Oh Slough what a place 😂.. such a shame what’s happened to it.. it’s literally the Ohio of the UK and I’m from there sadly but live far away now haha. AB great video as always next time your in Slough remember the unexpected is just around the corner (Road Wars Quote)

    • @TheGodParticle
      @TheGodParticle Год назад +2

      I'm sure Ohio has some good towns or cities?

  • @dickietrickle
    @dickietrickle Год назад +20

    I was told by an ex copper who was a decent copper btw. That 'theft by finding' isn't an actual thing in the UK. It's just theft of someone's property with the intention of keeping it. Otherwise you could nick anyone for picking anything up that's accidently lost. Which plod has done in the footage.

    • @ColonelForkEyes
      @ColonelForkEyes Год назад +5

      Yeah, the definition of theft is to permanently deprive a person of the property. Hence why there is also the lesser charge of taking without consent.

    • @delux976
      @delux976 Год назад

      it is a thing but you need to take reasonable steps to return it to the owner still doesn't get away from the fact that legal advice should have been offered etc

    • @reb0118
      @reb0118 Год назад

      ​@@ColonelForkEyes that applies to vehicles - to cover the actions of joy riders.

    • @AnimalLoving-24
      @AnimalLoving-24 Год назад

      The filth don't know th law or crime for sh1t around here. They not even real cops just impersonation mind you even then impersonaters tend to know the law more just like the rest of the community. They one big joke. Oh were allowed to chase eachother with 🔪🔪🔪 through the town here in Slough you know but we not allowed to be honest trusty citiz ns and hand in found objects or face walk a certain direction at certain time off the day. And if you a cr4ck head orp1ss head your allowed to take your c0ck out in broad daylight right in middle of street around children etc and p1ss everywhere and shoplift as much as your skraggly scabby skeleton hands can carry then in broad daylight in same town center blatantly try selling it to nieve idiots or cash converters for cr4ck money.

  • @wulf67
    @wulf67 5 месяцев назад +2

    Thank you for visiting Gaza, AB. I had no idea how bad it had gotten there.

  • @Ellie-mc9wb
    @Ellie-mc9wb Год назад +21

    AB, when are you going to start making your videos in the UK ???

  • @uniquevideosUk
    @uniquevideosUk Год назад +19

    Wow that lady warden had to be pulled back so hard 🤣 as always an amazing video AB.

  • @swineusswineus8241
    @swineusswineus8241 Год назад +6

    "I'm from Asgard" .... lol lol ... never gets old!

  • @robertfoskett1016
    @robertfoskett1016 Год назад +5

    I grew up in Slough. On the britwell estate. Thankfully we emigrated to Australia when I was 12

  • @stevetinajewell8385
    @stevetinajewell8385 Год назад +9

    Hi AB Scary how you can get done over like that, shocking. Maybe because I'm older and I'm so trusting of the Police. When I was growing up I was told to call a Bobby if I needed help. The Blue vests are setting such a bad example, they are only making the place an even worse place to be by the look of it. Shame on Slough a big fail.

    • @adamfreeman2348
      @adamfreeman2348 Год назад +1

      Not just slough! Everywhere! Be clear about that please

  • @OldEnoughToBeYourFather
    @OldEnoughToBeYourFather Год назад +14

    Slough has a relatively high crime rate; figures for all crime categories are annually above the English average and figures for a few categories are at more than double the frequency. According to British Crime Survey statistics, as of September 2013, Slough had the second worst rate of crime among local authority areas in the Thames Valley Police counties (87 recorded crimes per 1,000 population vs Oxford's 104)

  • @chrishartley1210
    @chrishartley1210 Год назад +4

    The mystery place - it's the back of the telephone exchange. I went in there once when a friend was part of the upgrade team and he showed me how the old exchanges worked. Very interesting.

    • @bananabrooks3836
      @bananabrooks3836 Год назад +2

      The smell of an old analogue GPO exchange l wish l had bottled, when allowed a visit by my Dad, a GPO engineer from '58-'75, on whose overalls the lovely smell lingered long. The clicks, whirrs and trills heard there were aural delight to a small boys ears, one could imagine several hundred voices all communicating down the lines.

  • @japtasticify
    @japtasticify Год назад +17

    Never conform or sign anything or say you understand cause you are admitting you stand under them ….and remain silent

  • @brimkathstampex2306
    @brimkathstampex2306 Год назад +10

    AB: 'Just filming' - Royal Mail man in blue shirt: 'What for?' The plain, simple, obvious and polite answer is: 'Mind your own business', or even better, complete silence.

  • @Jkk55
    @Jkk55 Год назад +9

    The sun has got his hat on! PC Plod is a bit bossy AB! 😂😂👍

  • @legatokknd
    @legatokknd Год назад +27

    What a marvelous place it is, well done AB great video as usual

    • @legobatman8353
      @legobatman8353 Год назад

      Wonderful place? What sort of drugs are you on? 🤔😂

    • @goodyeoman4534
      @goodyeoman4534 Год назад +1

      Pretty much every English town I've been to recently has this vibe. Was in Nottingham last week and, although you can see hints of its former glory, it's now just another sh*thole awash with drugs, unemployed scum, rubbish, dirt and an undercurrent of violence.

    • @JJJKKOKJAY
      @JJJKKOKJAY Год назад

      Go back to Poland then you lot are the reason it went downhill

  • @OpticalTurnkey
    @OpticalTurnkey Год назад +16

    Still smashing it AB 🎉

  • @CommonSense111
    @CommonSense111 Год назад +8

    The lady at the end, what a keeper!🤭

    • @johndavies5121
      @johndavies5121 Год назад

      lady ?

    • @rogerkangaroo6118
      @rogerkangaroo6118 Год назад

      With the prices in the shops right now she would be a real asset

    • @CommonSense111
      @CommonSense111 Год назад

      @@rogerkangaroo6118 not really, she got caught, and then smashed it!

  • @champagnesupernova7534
    @champagnesupernova7534 Год назад +10

    The Slough tourist board will love this one! :)

    • @Ellie-mc9wb
      @Ellie-mc9wb Год назад +3

      Its the place where rest of the world come for their "permanent" holiday, where else do you get free hotels and spending money

    • @marekjacek1678
      @marekjacek1678 Год назад

      Most of the hotels are stuffed with illegals in slough!

    • @JJJKKOKJAY
      @JJJKKOKJAY Год назад

      @@Ellie-mc9wb it’s Eastern Europeans who killed the place

  • @nickyhowlett8510
    @nickyhowlett8510 Год назад +12

    Once again iv liked before I watch it because I just know its going to be good!

    • @nickyhowlett8510
      @nickyhowlett8510 Год назад

      Thanks for the like AB.. top marks as always. Keep it up brother

  • @melissapereira9879
    @melissapereira9879 Год назад +8

    To be honest there are few lovely places in slough. However the town centre is a dive for sure. I was there today and I felt so horrible passing the place ie trolley loads of rubbish.
    Come to burnham beeches, decent areas.
    But yes stay CLEAR of the town centre.
    Also I'd like to point out - the idotic person who actually passed the bin but chose to just throw the rubbish on the floor.
    It's the PEOPLE that make the place. Very sad that most of the shops have closed.. bournemouth is the same, mostly boarded up. That what he crises has done and the WEF plan to get rid of most of the shops.

    • @JJJKKOKJAY
      @JJJKKOKJAY Год назад

      It’s the influx of Eastern Europeans that’s the cancer that’s killed every town

  • @craigfeek2157
    @craigfeek2157 Год назад +3

    That council warden was walking around like he was the new sherrif in town, this is my Manor

  • @brenda1378
    @brenda1378 Год назад +3

    I stayed near Slough for a couple of days in 1975, would never go back, its horrid.

  • @truthandreality4650
    @truthandreality4650 Год назад +4

    Keep working this town, there's more to expose, way more.

  • @andywalliams
    @andywalliams Год назад +5

    Wow, instead of employing traffic wardens and community officers, they want to employ people to keep the place clean and tidy, it is an absolute disgrace. The council want to be ashamed of themselves letting the place get into that state 😳

  • @mimi.musicofficial
    @mimi.musicofficial Год назад +15

    Yes ab, the best audit!

  • @davejewell8466
    @davejewell8466 Год назад +6

    AB you remain a legend sir. Loving your work 🙏❤️

  • @sharpspencer3234
    @sharpspencer3234 Год назад +12

    I'm 00:08 into this vlog and have already clicked the like button, I have literally watched every one of your vlog's and have enjoyed 96.2% of them so there is a 96.199% chance I will like this one.
    One that stands out ish is when your son was with you, he is getting good guidance, I believe

    • @EyeSpyAudit
      @EyeSpyAudit Год назад +1

      Big up Sharp 💪👍👍

    • @bobsmith3291
      @bobsmith3291 Год назад +3

      You’re not very good at statistics

    • @sharpspencer3234
      @sharpspencer3234 Год назад

      @@bobsmith3291
      You may be very right but my statiistics on humour out way my math, by 1.374.099%.

  • @timwhale9434
    @timwhale9434 Год назад +1

    Slough leadership: Mayor Dilbagh Parmar (Lab) James, Leader James Swindlehurst (Lab) Councillors Lab 35 and all other parties 14.
    "On 2 July 2021, Slough Borough Council issued a notice under Section 114 of the Local Government Finance Act 1988, having the effect of preventing any new expenditure on non-statutory services, following serious financial problems being identified. In October 2021, the government announced plans to appoint external commissioners to help run the council after a series of reports highlighted major problems at the local authority.
    Superb video. What we witnessed is the abject failure of education and the result of political corruption.

  • @J__HUTTON
    @J__HUTTON Год назад +8

    Let's gooo ab the king of Audits

  • @victoriaminns6436
    @victoriaminns6436 Год назад +2

    🤣🤣🤣I am from Azguard 😂 love it Brilliant just Brilliant ❤ Can not wait for the next video

  • @champagnesupernova7534
    @champagnesupernova7534 Год назад +7

    Moral of the story: If you can't spell words correctly, don't write notices for the public.

  • @osmondjames792
    @osmondjames792 Год назад +1

    The sheeple will not be told otherwise...
    Enlightening, informative and entertaining video; thanks, AB!

  • @markbanner6473
    @markbanner6473 Год назад +16

    Blimey the standard and professionalism of security there is shocking. I blame quotas for a lot of issues in society now the crazy idea that you need to tick various boxes when employing people. How about the novel idea of just getting the best people for the job. Clearly in this case those people are crap a that job.

  • @moonshotsilver
    @moonshotsilver Год назад +4

    I was waiting for his hat to start ringing 🤣

  • @OrbitAudits
    @OrbitAudits Год назад +17

    YO AB!! Finders keepers, losers weepers tbh 😂👍. Respect, bro! 👊👌

  • @danieltomkins2372
    @danieltomkins2372 Год назад +3

    That was the best intro I’ve ever seen!!! 😂 2 seconds in……… this will be the last decent thing you see 😂

  • @tonywhitworth3246
    @tonywhitworth3246 Год назад +5

    power cut, lights still on???

  • @thermion7869
    @thermion7869 Год назад +2

    There must now be a maximum height for individuals wanting to join the Police Force.

  • @dr_dr
    @dr_dr Год назад +3

    The female warden had probably been to McDonald's several times that day already (and every day previous).
    While the people of this country believe they can and should phone the Police (or threaten to) for anything they don't like, rather than actual offences, things cannot improve, especially as the Police effectively encourage it.

  • @garymoore8204
    @garymoore8204 Год назад +2

    It's impossible to have a bad day after watching your channel AB ,

  • @MrPantss
    @MrPantss Год назад +7

    Hey, “finders keepers, losers weepers!” That’s how I was brought up! Surely that is a good defence 😂

    • @A2Z1Two3
      @A2Z1Two3 Год назад +1

      Maybe not with what could possibly be a £1,000 smartphone .

  • @zerofox7347
    @zerofox7347 Год назад +1

    As a lorry driver I used to load at the paint factory in Slough😒 it really is a very depressing place, I used to hate getting sent there. There is something about the whole town even the layout just doesn’t have a very inviting vibe.

  • @mazA5568
    @mazA5568 Год назад +4

    Usually pick pockets thief’s in my town in those uniforms … careful ..

  • @michaelwood3099
    @michaelwood3099 Год назад +2

    As Sir John Betjeman wrote....Come, friendly bombs, and fall on Slough It isn't fit for humans now.

  • @cylonbry
    @cylonbry Год назад +3

    So my mate lost 5pounds, i think he thoughy i stole it..shortly after i found it in his kitchen..so I thought he might think I've come in the kitchen to put it down as might feel guilty.. didnt know how to tell him I found it without sounding suspicious...so I just nicked it instead . 😜

  • @champagnesupernova7534
    @champagnesupernova7534 Год назад +1

    The lights that were on were probably emergency lighting. The batteries kick in if there's a power cut, and should run for a minimum of 3 hours.

  • @robotsonmars1989
    @robotsonmars1989 Год назад +3

    Gotta say Slough lived up to my expectations. It is a tip. 😆

  • @sapengro
    @sapengro Год назад +2

    The Slough tourist board approves of this video.

  • @danieloscolos8508
    @danieloscolos8508 Год назад +4

    The caution will only show on your record for a few years though, I think its 6(for a basic level DBS check)

    • @grahamrobb9773
      @grahamrobb9773 Год назад +6

      The poor guys older and probably didn't have a clue what he's let himself in for, in effect the next time something goes down and he's in the locale that DBS will come back and bite him on arse and he'll probably get charged
      that's why they love to hand them out

  • @Itisfinished.
    @Itisfinished. Год назад +2

    Its clear from day to day wandering that every single person in any presumed position of authority is set up against the people with the presumption that anyone not in a costume of some kind is either a potential criminal or a revenue provider.

  • @A2Z1Two3
    @A2Z1Two3 Год назад +3

    Fishborne said he was security , but never asked you to leave ‘private ‘property 😮
    A serious omission 😂

  • @seanbarker9272
    @seanbarker9272 Год назад +4

    These police absolutely screwed that old guy over absolutely disgusting

  • @GilesWendes
    @GilesWendes Год назад +9

    He took it to a phone shop! Guilty af

  • @airstrip1836
    @airstrip1836 Год назад +1

    It is always quite fun when watching AB's videos to play 'spot the Englishman'.

  • @Crow_Friend
    @Crow_Friend Год назад +3

    So the guy finds a phone in mc'ds and instead of handing it in there, he takes it to a shop that buys mobile phones 🤔

  • @andrewmoore5628
    @andrewmoore5628 Год назад +1

    What has happened to Britain? Where has all the British gone?

  • @trickybrickys
    @trickybrickys Год назад +4

    Oioi AB you love it there really 🤣🤣🤣
    Where is my monies 🤣🤣🤣

  • @stevenmawer2421
    @stevenmawer2421 Год назад +2

    What a terrible deprived place, same as all cities in the UK now, our country has crumbled

  • @wayne90079
    @wayne90079 Год назад +4

    Why are the lights on in the bank?