Dave Portnoy Reviews Little Caesar's Pizza

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  • Опубликовано: 10 июн 2022
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  • @kadharefinley224
    @kadharefinley224 2 года назад +22424

    Dave says “ Pizza Pizza “ Everybody knows the rules

    • @gregtheone975
      @gregtheone975 2 года назад +58

      Too many pizza pizza this

    • @austinwilliams5130
      @austinwilliams5130 2 года назад +38

      It's the Ritalin he's always on lmao

    • @Unkn0.n
      @Unkn0.n 2 года назад +1

      Theres 666 thumbs up

    • @DS-us8sc
      @DS-us8sc Год назад +24

      Yeah, all my Canadian viewers stand up. If you know, you know.

    • @gregtheone975
      @gregtheone975 Год назад +2

      @@austinwilliams5130 definitely hate to see him on some Adderall or some other stuff.

  • @lcorbin5654
    @lcorbin5654 6 месяцев назад +3056

    Dave explaining adult life to a child: « It’s not great, it’s not horrible, you’re gonna get fat »

    • @mj21576
      @mj21576 6 месяцев назад +17

      😂😅

    • @RyanBJones
      @RyanBJones 6 месяцев назад +13

      Best comment

    • @wah-world
      @wah-world 5 месяцев назад +10

      Underated comment. You should have thousands of likes!

    • @L-Archange
      @L-Archange 4 месяца назад +4

      I wish I got a little fat, or at least in some areas😭
      it feels like no matter how much i eat i just don’t gain weight lmao

    • @jackm9930
      @jackm9930 4 месяца назад +9

      ​@@L-Archangesolution for high metabolism is to just eat protein and workout, then all your weight will be muscle

  • @stinkywhizzleteats3673
    @stinkywhizzleteats3673 4 месяца назад +1773

    Dave doesn't realize how hard Little Ceasers goes when you're broke and your paycheck doesn't come in till Friday

    • @orcuser
      @orcuser 4 месяца назад +98

      Who eats out when broke? A always broke person 😅

    • @stinkywhizzleteats3673
      @stinkywhizzleteats3673 4 месяца назад +125

      @@orcuser you mean most of America? Don't deny it, you're broke too.

    • @taylorbarry7733
      @taylorbarry7733 4 месяца назад +86

      ​@@stinkywhizzleteats3673 when you're broke u eat rice beans chicken and oatmeal not fastfood

    • @stinkywhizzleteats3673
      @stinkywhizzleteats3673 4 месяца назад

      @@taylorbarry7733 but $6 pizza is really cheap. That's all I'm saying.

    • @Randomguy1722
      @Randomguy1722 4 месяца назад +84

      @@orcuseryou can make that 5$ pizza last two meals and you save time and energy by not having to make food or do dishes. It’s not healthy but every once in awhile it’s definitely worth it

  • @TheHEROFamily
    @TheHEROFamily 4 месяца назад +27

    That's a fair score. It's not meant to be great pizza. It's budget pizza that fills you up and feeds your family in a pinch

    • @gergnotsloh
      @gergnotsloh 3 месяца назад +1

      Family would be better off not eating.

    • @gavineveritt1
      @gavineveritt1 3 дня назад

      ​@@gergnotsloh Damn 😂😂😂

  • @LaLloronaVT
    @LaLloronaVT Год назад +5066

    “It’s hot and it’s ready”
    “is it good?”
    “IT’S HOT AND IT IS READY”

    • @deadmemesandbrokendreams
      @deadmemesandbrokendreams Год назад +55

      I had to wait over an hour on a pizza. There was only one guy actually doing his job, and the rest of the people there were super high and just dropping random stuff on the floor and being incompetent. People were having meltdowns and leaving. Little Cesar’s is a dumpster fire of a business.

    • @richcast66
      @richcast66 Год назад +47

      @deadmemesandbrokendreams8163 That's just your location. I worked at one that was very similar to that, but this new location that opened up by my house has a driveway and everything there is done super well

    • @BigdaddyJym
      @BigdaddyJym Год назад +10

      Underrated comment😂

    • @deadmemesandbrokendreams
      @deadmemesandbrokendreams Год назад +21

      @@richcast66 I almost worked there a few years back but the manager didn’t show up for the interview

    • @deadmemesandbrokendreams
      @deadmemesandbrokendreams Год назад +4

      @@richcast66 I mean hopefully one of these restaurants is built and run properly but none of them around here are lmao

  • @jgurney43
    @jgurney43 9 месяцев назад +4053

    “Pizza pizza!” says the adderall coursing through Dave’s veins, I love it 😂

    • @Psianth
      @Psianth 8 месяцев назад +84

      Yeah. "Adderall"

    • @SandwichShoppe
      @SandwichShoppe 8 месяцев назад +2

      69

    • @AlphaQHard
      @AlphaQHard 8 месяцев назад +53

      Thats why he only takes one bite, he cant do more.

    • @lucasottens8506
      @lucasottens8506 8 месяцев назад +47

      @@Psianth This. Dude is whacked out on goofballs, any more nose candy and his head would turn into the shape of Columbia.

    • @joeg5414
      @joeg5414 8 месяцев назад +4

      @@AlphaQHard that's what I was thinking😂

  • @jessegreene4553
    @jessegreene4553 3 месяца назад +129

    Guy could not refrain from saying “pizza pizza” 17 times 😂🤣

  • @Chaingz
    @Chaingz 2 месяца назад +7

    “Super floppy, did I mention everyone was fat, somebody open a damn Panera” bro what 😂😂

  • @WashedAMVs
    @WashedAMVs Год назад +4192

    The 5th "pizza pizza" got me 🤣

    • @detroiterz4931
      @detroiterz4931 Год назад +12

      😂same, good stuff

    • @lucaw2044
      @lucaw2044 Год назад +10

      it was the 24th one for me

    • @KronicDaydreamZ
      @KronicDaydreamZ Год назад +5

      7th got me

    • @mug281
      @mug281 Год назад +4

      Me too lmao. Right when you think he’s done after the 4th… he hits you with another “pizza pizza” in the middle of a sentence.

    • @patrick815
      @patrick815 Год назад

      Is it ocd ?

  • @Fajita.tamale
    @Fajita.tamale 2 года назад +474

    “It’s not great, it’s not horrible, you’re gonna get fat” that was the most concise highly accurate way to describe it 😂😂 omg

  • @Grace-boys
    @Grace-boys 5 месяцев назад +27

    Little caesers slogan
    (been keeping the hood alive since 1985)

  • @stewartfield1386
    @stewartfield1386 Месяц назад +11

    "Somebody open a goddamn Panera or something!" Dude kills me 😂

    • @laughattack1204
      @laughattack1204 Месяц назад

      If Dave had to review panera, he'd surely die of a heart attack. Not sure his heart of steel is any match for their lemonade.

  • @Gaspaxkj
    @Gaspaxkj Год назад +2321

    Little Caesar’s pizza is different every single time you go😂

    • @SC68170
      @SC68170 Год назад +125

      Like a box of Chocolates you never know what your gonna get

    • @guillaumem9953
      @guillaumem9953 Год назад +4

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @shleepinz
      @shleepinz Год назад +6

      Fr😭

    • @heywasup6466
      @heywasup6466 Год назад +4

      @@SC68170 😂

    • @ronfowler2055
      @ronfowler2055 Год назад +58

      yea when u go to 1 what actually can make the pizza correct and get it fresh its really fucking good ..the Deep dish and thin crust as well ....Id take them over Domino's or Pizza hut anyday

  • @09cirohernandez
    @09cirohernandez Год назад +602

    Little Caesar’s isn’t the best quality pizza but the owner wasn’t setting it out to be he was trying to get low price food for low income families, dude did so much for his community in silence RIP Mike

    • @bennnnu380
      @bennnnu380 8 месяцев назад +92

      The ceo also quietly paid for Rosa parks apartment for the rest of her life until her passing

    • @yourmomshouse7302
      @yourmomshouse7302 8 месяцев назад +47

      Ngl I lowkey like little Caesar’s tho

    • @jonathanhuszar6308
      @jonathanhuszar6308 8 месяцев назад +44

      Hell yeah. He's taken good care of me. $6-$7 for a whole pie I can get within 15 minutes has made the difference in my life many times.

    • @hxhdfjifzirstc894
      @hxhdfjifzirstc894 8 месяцев назад +11

      Little Caesar's is my favorite of all the low end chains (PH, D's, PJ's). I like the flavor of their pepperoni and cheese the best. Best deal is cheese stuffed crust 'Extra Most Bestest' (has extra pepperoni).

    • @jamesrawlins735
      @jamesrawlins735 7 месяцев назад

      I remember when Little Caeser's started you got 2 pizzas for the price of one (that's why their slogan is "Pizza, pizza". We didn't care if it wasn't the best pizza (certainly better than Chuck E. Cheese pizza back then) - it was edible and cheap (and both pizzas were served side by side in a long cardboard box).@@jonathanhuszar6308

  • @xCreepyKidsx
    @xCreepyKidsx 3 месяца назад +7

    When I was a kid 30 years ago there was one a city over and it was actually surprisingly good like probably a mid 6. The manager genuinely cared about the quality at his place and for the price it stomped Domino's and Pizza Hut. Of course it didn't compare to the legit NY Italian owned family spots we had that had been around 50+ years back then.

  • @ClosSalsa22
    @ClosSalsa22 5 месяцев назад +6

    This ep had me dead laughing so hard. I woke up my family that was sleeping. I could not stop laughing. 😂

  • @ProxCQ
    @ProxCQ 9 месяцев назад +701

    They are still in business because even Dave can't stop saying pizza pizza 😂

    • @USA-freedom
      @USA-freedom 8 месяцев назад +12

      They are still in business because (a They are still very affordable. (b Their family affordable (c They are very fast (d They are not the best pizza when compared to Domino's, Papa Johns & Pizza Hut in taste but they are pretty good. And they do sell more pizza's than Papa Johns but they also have more stores. For what Dave has paid for in some pizza's he's reviewed he could walk out of Little Caesar's carrying 10 pizza's. Now I'm craving a Little Caesar's pizza.

    • @wisdomlounge4452
      @wisdomlounge4452 8 месяцев назад +5

      ​​@@USA-freedom I totally agree! For as much as some people love to rip on Little Caesar's, it's a damn good value for the money. With today's prices, how many places can you go to and buy something that is enough to feed you 2 or 3 times for under 10 bucks? I already calculated and figured out that there's no freakin' way you can make it yourself for less cost than simply buying one of Little Caesars Hot n' Reasy pizzas. Little Caesars is definitely the GOAT of take-out pizza value!

    • @USA-freedom
      @USA-freedom 8 месяцев назад

      @@wisdomlounge4452 For about $12 bucks including tax you can buy two pizza's. You can hardly buy two Big Mac's for $12 bucks and I buy two of them at a time with no fries. For me that's a meal at McDonald's.

    • @ProxCQ
      @ProxCQ 8 месяцев назад

      @USA-freedom it was meant as a light joke.
      Personally, I find little Cesar's disgusting. Have never and will never pay for it. I have only eaten it when other people give it to me.
      I would be embarrassed to offer someone that garbage.

    • @USA-freedom
      @USA-freedom 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@ProxCQ It would be to embarrassing for you to offer some disgusting Little Caesars a pizza you have never and will never buy. But you are not to ashamed to eat it when others offer you a slice for free. Got it.

  • @Trembz
    @Trembz Год назад +5693

    It’s $5 and tastes amazing when there isn’t a bitch in your ear telling you how bad it is 🤣

    • @dustonbohannan
      @dustonbohannan Год назад +160

      I don't know where you are from but here it's like 11 dollars out the door.

    • @G_Moreno89
      @G_Moreno89 Год назад +814

      @@dustonbohannan call corporate because you're getting ripped off lol

    • @dustonbohannan
      @dustonbohannan Год назад +68

      @@G_Moreno89 yeah for 3 pepperoni pizzas and 1 Jalapeno cheese bread it costs 43 dollars. No joke. And there's no drive thru, we have to stand in line or order online and pick it up in their little pizza portal thing.

    • @dustonbohannan
      @dustonbohannan Год назад +23

      @@G_Moreno89 oh yeah and it's 2 bucks for a little cup of ranch.

    • @G_Moreno89
      @G_Moreno89 Год назад +190

      @@dustonbohannan southern Cali large pep pizza is $6.99, dips are all .75 cents.
      That's insane man.
      For that price I'd go with a better place.

  • @arthurparker6110
    @arthurparker6110 4 месяца назад +3

    Bro just casually dropped the most accurate description of men’s adulthood 😂

  • @BuccWylde
    @BuccWylde 3 месяца назад +3

    Dave old enough to remember the commercials with the little animated Roman guy saying; "Pizza Pizza"

  • @AJ-gk7bn
    @AJ-gk7bn 2 года назад +1605

    “My fingers are being used as forks”
    That sentence and the way he said it just sounds like something someone on acid would say or something.

  • @user-ex9ti7ds3m
    @user-ex9ti7ds3m Год назад +2140

    That’s the saddest Little Caesar’s pizza I’ve ever seen

    • @anson2389
      @anson2389 Год назад +165

      fr wtf was that 😭 Idk what fuckin sewer little Caesars he went to but it can be so much better than that. It's a good pizza place I swear!

    • @kyleadams8151
      @kyleadams8151 Год назад +64

      Worst looking Little Caesar's pizza I have ever seen. That thing needed to finish cooking.

    • @V3rnSqwd5611
      @V3rnSqwd5611 Год назад +43

      @@anson2389​ No it’s not, it’s ass and literally the worst pizza I’ve ever tasted in my entire life. You get what you paid for and it’s $5 for a whole pizza.

    • @nullcoreproject
      @nullcoreproject Год назад +41

      @@V3rnSqwd5611 Yes you really just proved his point, it just depends on the area you're in. Some Little Caesar's are pretty good and some are pretty horrible.

    • @NukelearFallout
      @NukelearFallout Год назад +10

      Even good little caesars pizza isnt the best, obviously.. but wtf was that

  • @niksingh210
    @niksingh210 5 месяцев назад +27

    the founder of little caesers paid rosa parks rent until the day he died

    • @paco2012av
      @paco2012av 2 месяца назад +1

      Hence why it’s welfare pizza now ☠️🤣

  • @jacosap1183
    @jacosap1183 Месяц назад +2

    “what happened to the cheese? where’d the cheese go Franky?”

    • @DizzleDog
      @DizzleDog 25 дней назад

      Of course his partner is named Frankie 😂

  • @thegodofpez
    @thegodofpez Год назад +342

    “You’re gonna get fat.” 🤣

    • @jonslg240
      @jonslg240 9 месяцев назад +2

      That's literally the worst Little Caesars ever made, too..
      Bet they went to 6 locations and ordered 30 pizzas

    • @camerongifford688
      @camerongifford688 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@jonslg240bruh I doubt it, why would they do that?

  • @mikemosley535
    @mikemosley535 4 месяца назад

    Way more generous than i expected.

  • @bestudesu4833
    @bestudesu4833 2 года назад +487

    While little Caesars has a special place in my heart, it really is budget pizza. You get what you pay for.

    • @__1201
      @__1201 2 года назад +57

      For the price, it's a good pizza. I'm a big value guy, and you get a decent large pepperoni for under 7 bucks. Portnoy doesn't ever factor price into his reviews though.

    • @85geoffm
      @85geoffm 2 года назад +27

      This Little Caesar's in particular is trash though. The one where I live isn't nearly this shitty.

    • @humpty6838
      @humpty6838 2 года назад

      I feel like cutting it isn’t included in the price

    • @justinb864
      @justinb864 Год назад +5

      Dominoes is the better budget pizza.

    • @theatms1380
      @theatms1380 Год назад +3

      That deep dish though is goated

  • @KangaDrew92
    @KangaDrew92 6 месяцев назад +759

    “Did i mention everyones fat” 😂😂

  • @TinkerTailor4303
    @TinkerTailor4303 Месяц назад

    This was hilarious. I like the way he has to say pizza pizza every time he says Little Caesars.😂😂 I couldn't even voice type this I was laughing so hard.

  • @mackbrown619
    @mackbrown619 Месяц назад

    😂😂😂😂 “Pizza, Pizza” 😂😂

  • @rockyvolcano4
    @rockyvolcano4 Год назад +285

    Little Caesar’s is the “I have ten dollars for lunch and dinner… fuck it.” Pizza place. It’s not bad, it’s not the best. Perfect example of getting what you pay for.

    • @Beard-OF-Courage
      @Beard-OF-Courage 8 месяцев назад +14

      Funniest shit is I remember them being $5 and just about every pizza I would get from there was awesome, but obviously didn’t expect much of anything being it was only $5.

    • @Souc._
      @Souc._ 8 месяцев назад +18

      Honestly I think it’s overhated. For the price i think it’s better than what you’d think. Especially if you just want something fast and cheap you can just walk in and get a hot n ready

    • @BitigoBlack
      @BitigoBlack 8 месяцев назад +2

      But for those same 10 bucks...I can go to Costco ...then again, you'll need access. ...yea for straight 10 bucks, Little Ceasars ain't horrible.

    • @andrewjackson9948
      @andrewjackson9948 8 месяцев назад +5

      I lived on those 5 dollar lunch combos in college. Lol

    • @elopez9869
      @elopez9869 8 месяцев назад +4

      Honestly, fresh it's actually really good

  • @TheProdigiez
    @TheProdigiez 2 года назад +275

    That last "pizza pizza" was perfect.

    • @CuulG
      @CuulG 2 года назад

      Really? Because alot of the local places sell cheaper or same price pizza as the hot n ready and it be good

    • @boman1074
      @boman1074 2 года назад +4

      @@CuulG bruh he talking ab the way he said it

    • @CuulG
      @CuulG 2 года назад +2

      @@boman1074 bruh blame RUclips I replied to a complete different comment on my end 💀

    • @TWolfyG
      @TWolfyG Год назад +1

      @@CuulG cap

    • @HoLeeFhuk
      @HoLeeFhuk Год назад

      Lol

  • @DEvans-hp5md
    @DEvans-hp5md 15 дней назад

    Little ceasers will never go out of business

  • @nh3517
    @nh3517 4 месяца назад

    I used to not like DP but he really grew on me. Now i c how passionate he is about pizza and dude is actually a good person

  • @KelticTim
    @KelticTim 2 года назад +1198

    Things only a rich person says “I didn’t know Little Ceasers was still in business”

    • @edg3818
      @edg3818 2 года назад +108

      He owns a business called Barstool SPORTS, and didn't know a pizza company that literally had a sports arena for 2 major league teams named after it just a few years ago was still in business... You can tell Dave really keeps on top of things lol, not too mention he just visited Detroit a few months ago.

    • @TheHartFamily813
      @TheHartFamily813 Год назад

      Yeah...guy's a moron, but the worst type. The one who's ultra confident/obnoxious and will always think he's the smartest in the room...even though it's quite the opposite.
      He does make for entertainment though.

    • @mtsoccerman
      @mtsoccerman Год назад +62

      And little Caesar’s is now the official pizza sponsor of the NFL lol

    • @wellingtonspencer9786
      @wellingtonspencer9786 Год назад +4

      @@edg3818 and owns his own frozen pizza chain the home run inn pizza

    • @alexanderweatherby73
      @alexanderweatherby73 Год назад +10

      He's forgotten his roots lol

  • @nickinportland
    @nickinportland 9 месяцев назад +415

    That is the most undercooked little Caesars pizza I’ve ever seen 😂

    • @toma5153
      @toma5153 8 месяцев назад +12

      Yeah, I sensed raw dough in there.

    • @Neckromorph
      @Neckromorph 8 месяцев назад +22

      They probably saw Dave coming and undercooked it on purpose

    • @NoName-vx6up
      @NoName-vx6up 7 месяцев назад

      Yeah, pretty much their basic pizza. A notch above frozen. Their edge pizza's are not bad, though, for a pizza fix.

    • @chadcurtiss5965
      @chadcurtiss5965 7 месяцев назад

      They’re always like that at my local little sleezers.. I won’t even eat it

    • @tbunreall
      @tbunreall 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@chadcurtiss5965 Damn that sucks, the little caesers by me is actually impressively good for how cheap it is

  • @Jr-Forastiere
    @Jr-Forastiere 4 месяца назад +2

    Dave was really focused for this one

  • @chocofro3
    @chocofro3 5 месяцев назад

    lmao I love the "pizza pizza" that was interrupted by the pizza falling apart. "pizza...Franky"

  • @chybow
    @chybow Год назад +228

    Love the disheartened “Pizza p-….” & trail off 🤣

  • @wilfredberqvist9096
    @wilfredberqvist9096 2 года назад +589

    "Did I mention everyone's fat" - After spending the whole review talking about how everyone in West Virginia is fat

    • @BigBootyBatman
      @BigBootyBatman 2 года назад +4

      I thought he said you're gonna get fat

    • @SouthernSkeptic
      @SouthernSkeptic 2 года назад

      And the one person who walked into the store behind him wasn't fat.

    • @tjil7637
      @tjil7637 2 года назад +20

      As a west virginia native, he isn’t wrong, we’re all fat, im fat, it’s facts 💯

    • @lordenkidu1876
      @lordenkidu1876 2 года назад +4

      Yea also wv native don’t go into the Walmart its not a good experience.

    • @johnmorgan8250
      @johnmorgan8250 2 года назад +8

      @@tjil7637 lol I’m West Virginia native and I’m
      Not fat and about 90% of people I know aren’t fat. So don’t put everyone in your comment. Speak for yourself with your bad eating habits.

  • @_funfellow
    @_funfellow Месяц назад

    Trynna get a slice was a whole fiasco 😂

  • @talaverajr391
    @talaverajr391 3 месяца назад

    For some of us common folk its not about the quality, but the price and the memories it creates.

  • @PrinXessDime
    @PrinXessDime 5 месяцев назад +149

    I had anxiety with how many times Dave said “one bite everybody knows the rules” and “pizza pizza”. 😂😂. It felt like listening to a toddler who just discovered a new saying 🤣🤣

    • @Mrpesci
      @Mrpesci 5 месяцев назад +6

      It’s the coke😂

    • @Davesplace07
      @Davesplace07 5 месяцев назад +2

      As the anxiety crept in, all I could think was, NO WAY IN HELL COULD I HANG OUT WITH DAVE.

    • @trainrick1
      @trainrick1 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@Daves😂😂place07 ha like you are worthy

    • @childpeanut5095
      @childpeanut5095 4 месяца назад +1

      Pizza pizza 😙

    • @solemgameinsights
      @solemgameinsights 3 месяца назад

      You did.

  • @nicolasa224
    @nicolasa224 2 года назад +559

    "Where the fuck did the cheese go!?" 😂🤣

    • @jeffguan3786
      @jeffguan3786 Год назад +11

      Nah bro this is serious. Where did the cheese actually go? It doesn’t just walk off from the box to not get eaten

    • @ChampagneAnt23
      @ChampagneAnt23 Год назад +2

      Lmao so funny oh my lord

    • @justinphilpott150
      @justinphilpott150 Год назад +2

      He literally said “what happened to the cheese” why are you lying saying where the fuck did the cheese go, not even close to what he said, you’re trying to make a comment that’s not even what he said so don’t make a comment in the first place

    • @mrdrenalin69
      @mrdrenalin69 Год назад +1

      Wasn’t any there to begin with.

    • @taylernicks8751
      @taylernicks8751 Год назад

      @@justinphilpott150 .... It's okay man, he just gave it some more context 🤷

  • @ducknorris233
    @ducknorris233 4 месяца назад

    25 plus years ago all the Little Cesar’s here closed in one day and the news reported that the former employees were told if the filed for unemployment they would never work for the company again. Class act.

  • @jackofdragons3896
    @jackofdragons3896 Месяц назад

    "It's hot and ready."
    But is it good?
    "It's hot. And its ready. And itll cost you $10."

  • @dac5292
    @dac5292 6 месяцев назад +309

    “Where’d the cheese go franky?” 😂

    • @joeydirt420
      @joeydirt420 4 месяца назад +2

      That shit had me dying

    • @imlikemike
      @imlikemike 4 месяца назад

      they skipped the part where he's talking the whole time he's holding that slice and we, the audience, see the cheese slide off, only for him to realize later. 😂😂
      go watch the full video, so hilarious!

    • @mikael5028
      @mikael5028 3 месяца назад

      @@joeydirt420 like a dad talking to his kid lmfao

  • @toddsmith1969
    @toddsmith1969 Год назад +267

    "I didn't know they were still in business, but they are." Lmao

    • @sajohnson09
      @sajohnson09 Год назад

      This is funny to me, a few months ago there was a matt stonie video of him trying the pizza chains (most of the ones from Michigan particularly including hungry howies) and I asked a guy did they change the formula in other states because little Caesars pizza is trash In its home state, this dude and some other guy mention how they're making record money as if that was the answer to whether or not the pizza was still trash.

    • @user-bh8id7of7n
      @user-bh8id7of7n Год назад +7

      It's cheap that's why they are in business.

    • @Griffy360
      @Griffy360 Год назад +1

      @@sajohnson09 little Cesars is trash everywhere. So is hungry howies. Basically any chain pizza is garbage.

    • @sajohnson09
      @sajohnson09 Год назад

      @@Griffy360 that is true, especially for little Caesars... But there's at least one little Caesars around the Pensacola FL area that has an insanely high rating on Google maps, it's so damn high I think the people that live there have been indoctrinated, because there's no way they tasted that shit and thought it was 5 stars.

    • @EmperorStarscream
      @EmperorStarscream Год назад +6

      ​@@Griffy360 I had Little Caesars a couple days ago and it was surprisingly good, so maybe it's hit or miss

  • @brendensg
    @brendensg 2 дня назад

    This one had me cracking up😂

  • @DeadBrain47
    @DeadBrain47 4 месяца назад

    Dave fighting the pizza is the funniest shit I've seen ina while

  • @alomgirhussain488
    @alomgirhussain488 Год назад +253

    If you can’t get the slice out, that’s already a bad start 😂

    • @littelitt
      @littelitt Год назад +6

      That’s on the employees

    • @ButtChugDoug66
      @ButtChugDoug66 Год назад +3

      Literally got a pizza from there the other day, and was tearing my pizza apart just like him

  • @andrethegiant3035
    @andrethegiant3035 Год назад +801

    “Did I mention everyone’s fat?” 😂

    • @RyanStonedonCanadianGaming
      @RyanStonedonCanadianGaming Год назад +5

      Isnt that like 36.5%* of the states?
      (*Google stat)

    • @raveninnsbruck9166
      @raveninnsbruck9166 Год назад +5

      @@RyanStonedonCanadianGaming Yeah 36.5% of the US to the standards of the US. 96.5%* by the standards of the rest of the world…

    • @dylanbrim2427
      @dylanbrim2427 Год назад +6

      He shot this in my hometown💀💀

    • @scoobyflash9768
      @scoobyflash9768 Год назад +4

      In West Virginia especially.

    • @josephp858
      @josephp858 Год назад +2

      @@raveninnsbruck9166
      70% according to world BMI (which doesn’t even measure body fat)
      But according to average health standards (which is universal) 2/3 for adults and 1/3 total are considered to be obese in the US. Although some papers clarify around 42% are obese with around 31% being considered overweight. As for world averages, in most of the world people are actually underweight so it’s not really a good idea to consider people dying of starvation a good standard. But surprising fattest country actually goes to Nauru with the US not in the top 10 (crazy I know) also looks like the “healthy” population standard is between 24-30%. 🤓 I actually learned a little hope you did to.

  • @MrFunnyvids2000
    @MrFunnyvids2000 Год назад +28

    I’m a huge fan of little ceasars, 4.8 is a perfect rating

  • @anthonybeltran6144
    @anthonybeltran6144 2 месяца назад

    Someone's head will roll at the next "Pizza-Pizza" corporate meeting.

  • @-Kate-Kate-
    @-Kate-Kate- 4 месяца назад

    I can't with you saying "pizza pizza" I love it hahaha

  • @jramirez2068
    @jramirez2068 9 месяцев назад +179

    It’s 5 bucks for the whole pizza man. You cannot beat that.

    • @Josh-gv4pt
      @Josh-gv4pt 8 месяцев назад +38

      Dude Little Caesars hasn't sold their Hot N Ready pizzas for $5 in like a decade... they're closer to $10 now. Not worth it.

    • @jramirez2068
      @jramirez2068 8 месяцев назад +37

      @@Josh-gv4pt I just bought a pepperoni pizza and a a 20 oz drink the other day for like less than 8 dollars. Im in North Carolina

    • @xLegendaryPete
      @xLegendaryPete 8 месяцев назад +5

      yes you can LOL

    • @nckhed
      @nckhed 8 месяцев назад +4

      ​​​​@@RubenJOTOGarciaHtownTX Poor Carolina? Lord. 🤦 Those pizzas are six bucks, man. People like you gotta expand your tiny perspectives a little bit more. If you live in a shit-hole, the rest of the world isn't exactly the same. You may think it is, but it really isn't.

    • @nckhed
      @nckhed 8 месяцев назад +10

      ​@@Josh-gv4pt They're like $6. Where is a Hot-N-Ready $10 near you? 😳

  • @HughJorgan1
    @HughJorgan1 2 года назад +204

    Like most “conveyer belt pizza” Little Caesars is an 8.1 at 3 am after a night of drinking.

    • @thechum9653
      @thechum9653 Год назад +2

      They would be if you didn’t have to cut the shit basically yourself, every little Caesars i been too makes you rips slices off. Terrible when u tryna have a slice while you drive, or while you are hammered at 3am. It a good deal for the pizza but amount of work it takes to grab a slice is absolutely insane lmao

    • @eganc1976
      @eganc1976 Год назад

      One Frankie everybody knows he's a biter

    • @niftygrower2745
      @niftygrower2745 Год назад +2

      Nah man… that shit will give you the worst heartburn with that acid ass tomato sauce

    • @zzzarkka
      @zzzarkka Год назад

      And hitting that reefer.

    • @Mordorer
      @Mordorer Год назад +4

      3am? Place closes at ducking 9 pm

  • @miked.1216
    @miked.1216 3 месяца назад

    Can someone PLEASE make a 10 hour replay of Dave saying "Peeeza Peeza" 🥺

  • @italiano86
    @italiano86 4 месяца назад

    Dave looks like the character on the box.

  • @skipio957
    @skipio957 2 года назад +77

    The employees didn't cut it well enough and whenever that happens to any pizza it infuriates me

    • @honkytonkinson9787
      @honkytonkinson9787 2 года назад +8

      I managed pizza stores in my 20s and would make fun of the guys that limp wrist cut the pizza. One guy was obsessed with working out and wouldn’t put any effort into cutting the pizza. So lazy!

    • @humpty6838
      @humpty6838 2 года назад +6

      I hate that shit!! Nothing gets me going more than people not being competent at their job

    • @Pizzahutbaby
      @Pizzahutbaby Год назад +2

      @@humpty6838 exactly. Wtf you getting paid for. Not only that but it shows you care little about the costumer.

    • @456or7strings
      @456or7strings Год назад +1

      Anytime I order LC’s classic pizzas here, they are never cut well. Their Deep Dish is good though!

    • @skipio957
      @skipio957 Год назад +1

      @@456or7strings the pizza can be the best I've ever had, but if it's hardly cut then I'm gonna still enjoy the pizza but now it's a spiritual issue

  • @_DeuceSeis
    @_DeuceSeis 6 месяцев назад +35

    Bruh. I love Little Caesar’s pizza… if I’m on a budget or struggling, it’s the place to go for a full pizza. If I’m balling, I’m walking out with 2 boxes, breadsticks, wings, dipping sauces, and a Pepsi.

    • @aarkproductions
      @aarkproductions 4 месяца назад +5

      It's pretty good,
      I like that it's thick and keeps you filled,
      There is almost always some burnt smelling fume,
      As opposed to the best pizza I've had, probably New York style and even then, I like pizza, everybody does but there's plenty more higher on my list of the best food,
      The highest are penne Gouda with smoked Gouda cheese with some herb and leaves or pesto and cheese spaghetti

    • @BeSweet2MeBaby
      @BeSweet2MeBaby 2 месяца назад

      ahh those wings are nasty broski. I'll smash a pizza and breadsticks from there all day but the wings are like gelatin chicken

    • @Make-Asylums-Great-Again
      @Make-Asylums-Great-Again 2 месяца назад

      O chit, I prefer Papa Johns with the garlic dipping sauce after a large blunt. 👌

  • @ThunderUnrelenting
    @ThunderUnrelenting 2 месяца назад

    See, with little Caesars, you just gotta TEAR into it like an ANIMAL.

  • @KWally
    @KWally 3 месяца назад

    I was expecting a 3.2, Pizza Pizza youve outdone yourself

  • @akidim13
    @akidim13 Год назад +21

    I actually love Little Cesar’s , and them breadsticks with sauce , bomb

  • @davidgajeske7191
    @davidgajeske7191 2 года назад +31

    I enjoy Little Ceasars but I order their actual Detroit style deep dish. And the crazy bread is delightful.

  • @randys6472
    @randys6472 3 месяца назад

    Him saying pizza pizza is gold 😂not gonna be in business anymore after this 😂

  • @lebronjames4705
    @lebronjames4705 Месяц назад

    High asf the crazy bread goes INSANE 🔥

  • @wannabetravelers5493
    @wannabetravelers5493 Год назад +47

    “The one where Dave got Tourette’s”

  • @matthewcote5634
    @matthewcote5634 Год назад +17

    "Did I mention everyone's fat"

  • @jamesbrewhelm3981
    @jamesbrewhelm3981 4 месяца назад

    "hard time separating the slices" yeah that's how they do it authentic.

    • @user-vg2eg7oo5n
      @user-vg2eg7oo5n 3 месяца назад

      Saves on cost of labor. If they sliced it 100%, they would have to charge an extra $5.

  • @elliottbramschreiber5019
    @elliottbramschreiber5019 Месяц назад

    Gives me the worst heartburn… literally for 2 days

  • @Albo207
    @Albo207 Год назад +118

    “Did I mention everyone’s fat?” I’m dying 🤣😂

    • @68able2
      @68able2 Год назад +2

      thats san antonio bruh

    • @HoloScope
      @HoloScope Год назад +1

      yeah and opening an overpriced and still fat food chain will help lmao

  • @Joseph_Tackett
    @Joseph_Tackett Год назад +27

    Damn, Ceasars was slipping that day, usually the slices at least stay together. But the 4.8 is accurate. I lived off that shit in high-school 🤣

  • @nilasmith8801
    @nilasmith8801 3 месяца назад

    pizza tourets 😂😂😂 this made me laugh for real. "What happened to the cheese?"

  • @nobodycareswhatithink
    @nobodycareswhatithink 7 дней назад

    So out of touch he didn’t know little ceasars existed anymore. A man of the people.

  • @Zxcvbnmkjlp
    @Zxcvbnmkjlp Год назад +171

    “Someone open a god damn panera or something” has got to be the best line ever

    • @cjcoleman3893
      @cjcoleman3893 8 месяцев назад

      Its obviously a colored neighborhood. Panera wouldnt stay in business because bl*cks cant afford it nor would they eat it. Theyd probably try to rob it.

    • @robertmanes9333
      @robertmanes9333 8 месяцев назад

      Grow a sense of humour

    • @Kegga_6
      @Kegga_6 8 месяцев назад +1

      It's Princeton WV there ain't nothing there

    • @jason_night23
      @jason_night23 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@robertmanes9333I don't see a lack of humor

  • @brandonpickard8339
    @brandonpickard8339 2 года назад +60

    “Petza petza”

    • @Fvckyourfxce
      @Fvckyourfxce 2 года назад +5

      “Petza Petza”
      *translate to English*
      “petza petza”

  • @waspwrap1235
    @waspwrap1235 3 месяца назад +5

    If you say, pizza, pizza, one more fucking time, I swear to God

  • @TRUMP2024WOOT
    @TRUMP2024WOOT 3 месяца назад

    The best part of Lil ceasers is its 5 bucks and can throw the whole pie out after one bite 😂😂😂

  • @jakealden2517
    @jakealden2517 2 года назад +21

    Little Caesar's pan pizza is actually pretty good.

    • @AJ-gk7bn
      @AJ-gk7bn 2 года назад +8

      All little Caesar’s pizza is pretty good.

    • @ceeIoc
      @ceeIoc 2 года назад +4

      Deep dish

    • @SMart7751
      @SMart7751 Год назад

      🤮

    • @just83542
      @just83542 Год назад

      @@AJ-gk7bn that's a strong statement to be making

    • @AJ-gk7bn
      @AJ-gk7bn Год назад +1

      @@just83542
      Not all heroes wear capes.

  • @A5trix
    @A5trix 6 месяцев назад +68

    Bro the pizza pizza kills me omfg 😭😭😭😭😭😂😭😂

  • @larryperkins8462
    @larryperkins8462 5 месяцев назад

    Angelos is right across the parking lot, family owned and really good.

  • @tom4208
    @tom4208 4 месяца назад

    the way he looks at the camera man in disappointment when the cheese is gone lol

  • @jypsywith_a_jae7575
    @jypsywith_a_jae7575 Год назад +38

    Dave: “You’re gonna get fat”
    Me: “Try the deep dish!!”

  • @decom8950
    @decom8950 2 года назад +13

    I was actually rolling when he looked down and like where’s the cheese hahaha

  • @user-cb2lz8yy9s
    @user-cb2lz8yy9s 6 дней назад

    Little Caesar’s is a reliable, decent pizza. Hand made and decent ingredients actually.

  • @cannonseamster6032
    @cannonseamster6032 Месяц назад

    Fuckin crying right now at the pizza breaking🤣🤣

  • @jimmy_iKoN
    @jimmy_iKoN 2 года назад +17

    The downfall of little caesar's pizza was the hot n ready. They had the baby pan pan, the single, double, triple and home run back in the day and that was a lot better pizza.

    • @paulfrombrooklyn5409
      @paulfrombrooklyn5409 2 года назад +2

      The downfall of Little Caesar's pizza was when someone said, Hey, I have a great idea. Let's start a pizza franchise and call it little Caesar's."

    • @edg3818
      @edg3818 2 года назад +6

      @@paulfrombrooklyn5409 Yet the man who founded it became a billionaire and owned 2 major league sports teams.

    • @alanholmes2366
      @alanholmes2366 2 года назад +2

      @@edg3818 His wife also owns a casino. Motor City Casino in Detroit!!

    • @alanholmes2366
      @alanholmes2366 2 года назад +1

      You never get Hot n Ready from there especially not just cheese. Order one and let them make it. Definitely better but not exceptional then.

    • @edg3818
      @edg3818 2 года назад +1

      @@alanholmes2366 I live just outside the city, and have been to most of the Ilitch owned properties. They also own the Fox theatre and have the management rights to both Comerica Park and Little Caesars Arena, that family owns a lot of Detroit. Plus they have 50% ownership in a casino in New Jersey.

  • @jayotx
    @jayotx 7 месяцев назад +69

    Little Caesars is the best when you’re on a budget, can’t go wrong with it

    • @sekovittol3124
      @sekovittol3124 5 месяцев назад +2

      It's really good cheap pizza! I remember recovering from the flu some years ago, I only had a desire for Little Ceasars, it fixed me right up! I get the supreme.

    • @NBDViro
      @NBDViro 4 месяца назад +1

      By far

    • @juanaguilera131
      @juanaguilera131 4 месяца назад

      Domino's is cheaper and way better.

    • @NBDViro
      @NBDViro 4 месяца назад

      @@juanaguilera131 yea but Ive grew up on it and I’m used to it, my little Caesars doesn’t look like it does in the video, I think they just tried to hard for him and folded

    • @wildwolf844
      @wildwolf844 4 месяца назад +1

      😂🤮

  • @roach7202
    @roach7202 5 дней назад

    They cut their pizza like Domino's too

  • @bailbondsyesbailbonds
    @bailbondsyesbailbonds 3 месяца назад

    nice to see portnoy respects his audience

  • @joeyscreations7377
    @joeyscreations7377 2 года назад +43

    They never cut it I swear every time I go 😢

    • @DoctorSess
      @DoctorSess Год назад +1

      @Utube Succks to throw at people

    • @timlackey3655
      @timlackey3655 Год назад +1

      That's because they still have the same pizza cutters that they used in 1995 lol
      Source: I worked there for 2 yrs

    • @triskits_mmm
      @triskits_mmm Год назад

      they don't even cut it?!??? lol jeeeeeeeeeeeesus

  • @PandaFG
    @PandaFG 2 года назад +22

    4.8 is generous tbh pizza makes me feel like shiiii for 2 days low 3 at best

    • @mierezsaturday5855
      @mierezsaturday5855 2 года назад

      Deep deep facts.

    • @dawnkeener9836
      @dawnkeener9836 2 года назад +4

      I give it a 1.4..... this is shit pizza

    • @just83542
      @just83542 Год назад +1

      @@dawnkeener9836 each location gotta be considered separately, some are worse than others

    • @johnlocke6800
      @johnlocke6800 9 месяцев назад

      His scale seems to bottom out around 5 so anything under that is very bad. Not a perfect rating system unfortunately.

    • @PandaFG
      @PandaFG 9 месяцев назад

      @@johnlocke6800 no. He made it clear plenty of times, 5 is literally averaged hes given lower scores, plus hes known to be inconsistent with franchises

  • @yupp9393
    @yupp9393 Месяц назад

    I watched this 6 months ago and just got “pizza pizza” out of my head 😫 starting back over boys.

  • @4gummi751
    @4gummi751 3 месяца назад

    I GOT A FUCKING LITTLE CEASARS AD RIGHT AFTER WATCHING THIS, they knew they got a 4.8

  • @Rain-di2bq
    @Rain-di2bq 2 года назад +5

    I always crisp up the pizza in the oven when I get it home brings it to a 5.9

  • @luccarific
    @luccarific 9 месяцев назад +19

    I used to say "Pizza Pizza" when I was a kid in the 90s to the cashier to get a discount. It was a thing they did back then. As I got into a early teen I'd used to be embarrassed to do say it, but it was literally a discount and we could have saved money. So I'd just swallow my pride and say "Pizza Pizza" bashfully, but I always felt better afterwards bc my mom kinda needed me to say it so we could eat and save some money to feed her, me and my lil bro. Good times back then. Plus a learning lesson for me. As a man, there is a time to hold and a time to fold. Not knowing, is the difference.

    • @NecroEddie
      @NecroEddie 4 месяца назад +1

      The guys at the marketing department probably just wanted to see everybody look like an idiot lmao😭

  • @WildBerrie1
    @WildBerrie1 2 месяца назад +1

    For how cheap it is, it ain't terrible.

  • @leechrec
    @leechrec Месяц назад

    This has got to be a comedy routine XD

  • @gyme6077
    @gyme6077 6 месяцев назад +51

    The owner and creator of Little Caesars paid for Rosa Parks rent for the last few years of her life and took care of her. Little Caesars is a stand-up company even if their Pizza is mid.

    • @Sgt.Wolfhart
      @Sgt.Wolfhart 4 месяца назад

      what? The owner and creators sell pizza toppings they made Little Caesars because it cost them almost nothing to make those pizza's since they own everything els.

    • @gyme6077
      @gyme6077 4 месяца назад +5

      @@Sgt.Wolfhart Huh?? Okay... I wasn't talking about the pizza. I was stating that the guy who founded Little Caesars paid for Rosa Parks rent. When did toppings come into play?

    • @gyme6077
      @gyme6077 4 месяца назад +2

      @@Sgt.Wolfhart I'm going to go ahead and just say English isn't your first language.

    • @Sgt.Wolfhart
      @Sgt.Wolfhart 4 месяца назад +1

      @@gyme6077 I was talking to someone that removed their comment. And no it's not it's my 4th. I speak it better than I type it.

    • @roycrook1027
      @roycrook1027 3 месяца назад +1

      It sux