Just wanted to say thank you for uploading the VODs. I'm always working when you stream but I love throwing these on when I get home and chill out. You're one of the only streamers I can tolerate, and the ONLY one I can watch a full VOD of.
1:55:00 Imagine calling the police on a thief then seeing him juggling a big plasma TV screen while walking past you mumbling under his breath, "fuck off you" then walking away.
"Imagine walking into your burglarised house and they stole your soap" That actually did happen to a guy tho, there was a pretty funny news segment on it (if you search "who steals soap" you can find it.) The burglar also tried to take his empty lysol bottle
Tomato becomes a tv juggling extraordinaire in Thief Simulator. Funny Clip Moments: 22:38 "HeLlO?" 36:51 "Let's do this" 37:13 "This is cursed" 44:14 "That I can do for you" 44:57 "Come on dude agh" 50:54 "YA NEVER STOPPING ME!" 57:02 "Alright, keep me posted on your other weird habits" 1:00:34 "WHAT?! WHAT!" 1:11:00 "Unbelievable" 1:15:41 "HOLY SHIT!" 1:20:00 "I'LL BE BACK!" 1:37:11 "YOU WIN THIS ROUND YOU SONOFABITCH!" 1:44:55 "The cops didn't believe I was real" 1:50:14 "I cannot believe I'm getting away with it" 1:53:25 "Everyone shut up! I'm getting out of here with my goods" 1:55:00 "Fuck off you, get out of my face" 1:56:07 "I don't even think I can get-I need the car!" 1:57:13 "Hey" 2:07:22 "WHAT?! WHAT! NO!" 2:22:59 "I don't know even-if I even have to move" 2:25:08 "Imagine being so bad at being a homeowner" 2:31:14 "Honestly why do I even bother!" 2:39:35 "CAUGHT DOING WHAT?!" 2:41:04 "FUCK YOU!" 2:59:09 "I guess he doesn't even want-AH MY EYES!" 3:04:57 "GIVE ME MY PERFECT SCORE! FUCK YOU!" 3:10:15 "HeLlO, aNyOnE hOmE? Me ChEcK lAtEr" 3:35:11 "I gotta find a crack-there we go" 3:37:54 "That's my call sign, that's how they know I was here" 3:40:36 "GIVE ME MY PERFECT SCORE! NO!" 3:45:23 "Like a bull in a china shop" 3:49:04 "NO MATTER! HYAH! HYAH! HYAH!" 3:53:00 "THEY'LL FAIL Pfft! ARGH!"
Thanks, I needed a long distraction from the fact that I'm unemployed and seriously depressed. And hey, this might teach me something I can use when I eventually turn to crime so I can survive.
@@Biodeamon Well, no, I don't. The last "friends" I have are people that I don't even know that well, they're just good people and were kind enough to let me live with them for a while. But I fail to get a job and I can feel that they're trying to figure out how to get rid of me. But I have nowhere to go and they're really nice people that don't want to see me homeless. We don't even talk much anymore. The only person I'm talking to is my ex girlfriend that I'm still in love with for some reason and all that we're talking about are the people she hangs out with, including her boyfriend and how she hates him. Meanwhile I wish that I could go out with her, but now I have to live far away from her and have no money to get to her. Best thing is that she'd come back to me, if only I didn't live so far away right now, really a punch in the gut, when you know you could've been happier if only you got a fucking job earlier. But I kinda give up now. There's no job in the area for me that I'd be capable of doing. I'm too far in debt and other shit that I don't even feel like I can get out of it with a job anyway. So I'm just waiting for them to kick me out, then I'll go kill myself because I'm not gonna live on the street. Sorry for the boring long post, I don't have money to get a psychiatrist so this is like my free session. "Oh cool, new Tomatos video! :)"
@Nangs I dissapointed them too many times. I don't think they'd let me live with them and I'm too scared to try. I haven't talked with them for at least a year.
@@Rain_lights i uh, wouldn't bet on that. 9/10 times you would rather not have to be on the receiving end of a shotgun, and would prefer to just go for the target of least resistance. which is WHY most home invasions here in the US happen in states with high gun restrictions and when people aren't home. There's no point in stealing a couple hundred dollars worth of stuff if the owner gives you thousands in hospital bills and knocks you out of work for the whole time :))
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criken: pass me the aux cord
tomato: you better not shitpost
criken: *vinny noises*
Just wanted to say thank you for uploading the VODs. I'm always working when you stream but I love throwing these on when I get home and chill out. You're one of the only streamers I can tolerate, and the ONLY one I can watch a full VOD of.
Same...
I was glad i found this channel tbh i miss out on a lot because of timezones
Ditto. Never stop tamtee
When Nugget from Kindergarten grows up and becomes a thief.
not realistic the cops don't take an hour to arrive, shrug their shoulders and say "Nothin we can do."
I felt this lol
1:55:00
Imagine calling the police on a thief then seeing him juggling a big plasma TV screen while walking past you mumbling under his breath, "fuck off you" then walking away.
"Imagine walking into your burglarised house and they stole your soap"
That actually did happen to a guy tho, there was a pretty funny news segment on it (if you search "who steals soap" you can find it.) The burglar also tried to take his empty lysol bottle
Finally! I've been waiting for someone I like to play more than the first 10 minutes of this.
I felt this.
Not with this game specifically, but I *felt* this.
That's why we love tomato he actualy plays the game
Tomato becomes a tv juggling extraordinaire in Thief Simulator.
Funny Clip Moments:
22:38 "HeLlO?"
36:51 "Let's do this"
37:13 "This is cursed"
44:14 "That I can do for you"
44:57 "Come on dude agh"
50:54 "YA NEVER STOPPING ME!"
57:02 "Alright, keep me posted on your other weird habits"
1:00:34 "WHAT?! WHAT!"
1:11:00 "Unbelievable"
1:15:41 "HOLY SHIT!"
1:20:00 "I'LL BE BACK!"
1:37:11 "YOU WIN THIS ROUND YOU SONOFABITCH!"
1:44:55 "The cops didn't believe I was real"
1:50:14 "I cannot believe I'm getting away with it"
1:53:25 "Everyone shut up! I'm getting out of here with my goods"
1:55:00 "Fuck off you, get out of my face"
1:56:07 "I don't even think I can get-I need the car!"
1:57:13 "Hey"
2:07:22 "WHAT?! WHAT! NO!"
2:22:59 "I don't know even-if I even have to move"
2:25:08 "Imagine being so bad at being a homeowner"
2:31:14 "Honestly why do I even bother!"
2:39:35 "CAUGHT DOING WHAT?!"
2:41:04 "FUCK YOU!"
2:59:09 "I guess he doesn't even want-AH MY EYES!"
3:04:57 "GIVE ME MY PERFECT SCORE! FUCK YOU!"
3:10:15 "HeLlO, aNyOnE hOmE? Me ChEcK lAtEr"
3:35:11 "I gotta find a crack-there we go"
3:37:54 "That's my call sign, that's how they know I was here"
3:40:36 "GIVE ME MY PERFECT SCORE! NO!"
3:45:23 "Like a bull in a china shop"
3:49:04 "NO MATTER! HYAH! HYAH! HYAH!"
3:53:00 "THEY'LL FAIL Pfft! ARGH!"
Thanks, I needed a long distraction from the fact that I'm unemployed and seriously depressed.
And hey, this might teach me something I can use when I eventually turn to crime so I can survive.
hey at least you have friends.
that's all you really need to survive. anything else you can just take.
@@Biodeamon that's pretty presumptuous
@@Biodeamon Well, no, I don't. The last "friends" I have are people that I don't even know that well, they're just good people and were kind enough to let me live with them for a while. But I fail to get a job and I can feel that they're trying to figure out how to get rid of me. But I have nowhere to go and they're really nice people that don't want to see me homeless. We don't even talk much anymore.
The only person I'm talking to is my ex girlfriend that I'm still in love with for some reason and all that we're talking about are the people she hangs out with, including her boyfriend and how she hates him. Meanwhile I wish that I could go out with her, but now I have to live far away from her and have no money to get to her. Best thing is that she'd come back to me, if only I didn't live so far away right now, really a punch in the gut, when you know you could've been happier if only you got a fucking job earlier.
But I kinda give up now. There's no job in the area for me that I'd be capable of doing. I'm too far in debt and other shit that I don't even feel like I can get out of it with a job anyway. So I'm just waiting for them to kick me out, then I'll go kill myself because I'm not gonna live on the street.
Sorry for the boring long post, I don't have money to get a psychiatrist so this is like my free session.
"Oh cool, new Tomatos video! :)"
@Nangs 20
@Nangs I dissapointed them too many times. I don't think they'd let me live with them and I'm too scared to try. I haven't talked with them for at least a year.
did you know most robberies actually occur during the daytime when people are out at work?
and most robberies in the UK happen during the daytime when people are still at home. Thieves across the pond really have it figured out.
@@ManisNecrom man imagine if every house they broke into had the threat of the homeowner blowing them in half with a shotgun.
@@TheDsRequiem they'd probably start bringing their own
@@Rain_lights i uh, wouldn't bet on that. 9/10 times you would rather not have to be on the receiving end of a shotgun, and would prefer to just go for the target of least resistance. which is WHY most home invasions here in the US happen in states with high gun restrictions and when people aren't home. There's no point in stealing a couple hundred dollars worth of stuff if the owner gives you thousands in hospital bills and knocks you out of work for the whole time :))
That’s scary cause I work night shift an sleep in day time 👀
ive never laughed so hard in my damn life then when you just yeeted the one tv you came to buy out the window lmao
22:38 2:39:38
tts machine cult: oh yes the secret toasters
Debt slave thinks he's king, ignores tutorials, get low scores and still beats game like a true thief. :)
Tomato seriously has goop for brains sometimes.
You better play My Sunmer Car that would be Hilarious 😂
And it really fucking was.
Imagine needing the skill to throw a brick.
Streamer steals fine electronics then trows it over the fence into the traffic.
Ah a fellow vod viewer trying to catch up i see. Good luck on your journey.
yeah kinda, but also rewatching old stuff that i think should be funny :D@@maliktyson18
that cop tamto hit with the car must be from terminator
stealing a piggy bank isn't above a thief... sadly my home was broken in to when i was 8 or so and they stole my little personal safe I had...
I can’t stop watching your vods tamto :)
1:51:53 Hard mode time...BAM.
That song at 2:25:07 to 2:25:25 kinda slaps tho, now I wanna find it
Found it, it's "Ads on the Big Screen"
Smiling isn't over-saturated :)
You had me at death robot
Fast forward a year he plays Cop Simulator and nabs people doing "nothing" same as him in this video LOL all funny content though
Vinny come out to plaay vinny come out and plaaaay
Atheists be like oga booga