[Tomato] Totally Accurate Battle Simulator: Master Tactician brings guns for once Renaissance

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  • Опубликовано: 14 дек 2024

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  • @ratshinx6797
    @ratshinx6797 5 лет назад +130

    1:00:32 It never ceases to amaze me. The courage of Hobbits.

  • @KdotLINE
    @KdotLINE 4 года назад +205

    59:30 - 1:02:20 - Seriously, one of the best segments I've seen on YT, I was grinning like a damn fool. You should cut and upload that clip on it's own. The intensity of the situation combined with the grand nature of the music and the voice work = *mwah chef's kiss*.

    • @clawlion8
      @clawlion8 4 года назад +28

      It was so masterfully done. He even kept his narration in line with the tone of the music.

    • @DaemonPrimarch
      @DaemonPrimarch 4 года назад +14

      That had no right to be that intense. I love it.

    • @Blackforte180
      @Blackforte180 2 года назад +2

      Dear God...😱
      THEY'RE HERE... THE HORDE IS HERE!!!
      EVERYONE, GET THE HIGHER GROUND!!!

  • @bluffcarrot380
    @bluffcarrot380 5 лет назад +93

    3:05:30 drops soap

  • @gluttony3365
    @gluttony3365 5 лет назад +91

    Genuine fear 1:16:41

  • @Magic-Man
    @Magic-Man 5 лет назад +92

    1:00:00 MASTERFUL camerawork lol

  • @shadowwings217
    @shadowwings217 5 лет назад +73

    3:05:27 scp-173

  • @stevensmileyprod
    @stevensmileyprod 5 лет назад +48

    3:17:09 that sick rock ricochet kill and tomato didn't even acknowledge it. tomatoBlind

  • @thatoneguy735
    @thatoneguy735 5 лет назад +67

    47:24 tomato sending someone to the shadow realm

  • @ramdogentertainment5321
    @ramdogentertainment5321 4 года назад +28

    1:14:10 NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION

  • @kojoattah114
    @kojoattah114 5 лет назад +39

    47:24 What did you do where is he?!
    “Gone reduced to atoms”

    • @lordofcorgis3442
      @lordofcorgis3442 3 года назад

      "Ok,,, Now you've pissed me off" *fucking deletes archer*

  • @TheOmegaLoneWolf
    @TheOmegaLoneWolf 5 лет назад +105

    "Newton was right, apples are a threat." I'm using this lol

  • @nickster_xd8937
    @nickster_xd8937 5 лет назад +19

    34:15 Apples
    38:03 and 52:21 wtf?
    51:04 Snakes
    53:26 Merry go round
    59:29 LOTR vs Da Vinci
    1:00:48 That scream
    3:05:30 butt pounded

  • @anotheremptychannel9202
    @anotheremptychannel9202 5 лет назад +32

    Jumpscare List:
    3:05:33

  • @BringLagiBack
    @BringLagiBack 5 лет назад +262

    As an artist I'm not offended at all because my literal first thought was 'manual labor'. Tomato was spot on.

    • @lesvernornvienas8232
      @lesvernornvienas8232 5 лет назад +16

      as an artist
      i 100% agree with everything he said

    • @makeda6530
      @makeda6530 4 года назад +6

      Felt called out lmao
      And completely agree.

    • @zachprouty8595
      @zachprouty8595 4 года назад +4

      As having unwillingly taken 3 years of art I can say I hate art and haven't watched the full vod yet

    • @CeraphineLuna
      @CeraphineLuna 4 года назад +18

      As a person who draws Kirby with masculine arms on occasion, I agree

    • @radiofreeriver
      @radiofreeriver 4 года назад +3

      (The only irl farmer in the room)

  • @BiasHyperion
    @BiasHyperion 5 лет назад +13

    1:16:20 "NEW IDEA"
    1:16:40 horse sneak attack

  • @BlueWelder
    @BlueWelder 5 лет назад +63

    1:16:37 your welcome

    • @RottenHeretic
      @RottenHeretic 5 лет назад +4

      you're*

    • @zenyatta7258
      @zenyatta7258 5 лет назад

      MasterOfMelons it’s not you’re dumbass is the spelt your

    • @brandonbowen2001
      @brandonbowen2001 5 лет назад +5

      @@zenyatta7258 you're the dumbass, you're (you are) welcome.

    • @Olive_ito
      @Olive_ito 4 года назад

      MasterOfMelons fuck yeah my guy fuck yeah

  • @segbhfrdgthyb576
    @segbhfrdgthyb576 2 года назад +6

    The whole sequence of events from 2:14:48 up to 2:16:52 is why I watch this channel, funny stuff happening almost non-stop but my favorite moment was at 2:16:25 when he accidentally controlled a balloon archer and unknowingly sniped the bard that was behind cover without even aiming at him before taking control of the jouster and wiping almost all of the enemy archers and then accidentally pressing tab, resetting the level lol

  • @VendErre
    @VendErre 2 года назад +4

    I seriously cannot believe how perfectly that Hobbit siege went. The music, the commentary, the action. It all fell together perfectly. 10/10

  • @JackSilver1410
    @JackSilver1410 4 года назад +5

    2:00:50 Those stone age warriors are so brawling that a fully armored impact charge just bounces off their pectorals and collapses into a knight shaped sack of fail.

  • @kojoattah114
    @kojoattah114 5 лет назад +6

    1:20:34 putting archers etc up on the balcony is cheese two seconds later...

    • @zachprouty8595
      @zachprouty8595 4 года назад

      Should have bought snake archers on the roof

  • @mokajones74
    @mokajones74 3 года назад +20

    1:16:42 hardest I've laughed in a long time

  • @challenger398
    @challenger398 4 года назад +8

    that artists fear joke was so well placed and seriously cracked my ass up. as an artist myself, i can relate

  • @donyj3559
    @donyj3559 5 лет назад +34

    59:20 :)

  • @kattlucka4489
    @kattlucka4489 2 года назад +1

    1:00:56 "they're getting in, Leonardo!" has me on the floor

  • @cyranodeb3963
    @cyranodeb3963 5 лет назад +32

    Don't watch if you have broken ribs. It hurts

  • @dorianalston6761
    @dorianalston6761 4 года назад +6

    /mao that guy saw death inside his eyes becuase it was bring a child to work day and he killed the child dam #2:46:21

  • @toothythefool
    @toothythefool 5 лет назад +13

    Tomato goes back to war with his silly army.

  • @thehuntsman19
    @thehuntsman19 2 года назад +1

    1:00:52
    Their getting in Leonardo, THEIR GETTING IN!
    Too good for YT

  • @Traster_Bean
    @Traster_Bean 5 лет назад +20

    I was watching this cross faded late at night before bed and that spin thing killed me. Had to look away that was brutal.

    • @sgill352
      @sgill352 5 лет назад

      Trast The Miller when

    • @Traster_Bean
      @Traster_Bean 5 лет назад

      @@sgill352 The inside first person on the davinci tank thing

    • @sgill352
      @sgill352 5 лет назад

      Trast The Miller thx

  • @Idothinkysaurus
    @Idothinkysaurus 5 лет назад +10

    I love how the hoard tactic actually worked against the mega tank.

  • @chaoticnote
    @chaoticnote 5 лет назад +14

    Knives in Time Stop? No.
    Apples in Time Stop? Yes.

    • @rinsatsuki2417
      @rinsatsuki2417 5 лет назад +2

      Now I can't help but imagine a certain time stopping maid throwing apples instead of knives. That is arguably more terrifying.

    • @chaoticnote
      @chaoticnote 5 лет назад +1

      @@rinsatsuki2417 Is that a... Touhou reference?!

    • @rinsatsuki2417
      @rinsatsuki2417 5 лет назад +1

      Indeed it is Chaotic Note. Indeed it is.

    • @GalacticFox32
      @GalacticFox32 5 лет назад +3

      Now all I can imagine is Dio throwing a crap load of apples at Jotaro screaming MUDA MUDA MUDA

  • @somethingelse1388
    @somethingelse1388 4 года назад +5

    Man summons God himself to fight squad of French soldiers, loses.

  • @hellothere5043
    @hellothere5043 3 года назад +3

    59:30 one of the best bits i've ever seen

  • @CeraphineLuna
    @CeraphineLuna 5 лет назад +3

    1:16:38 feral horse attack

  • @KarRuptAssassin
    @KarRuptAssassin 5 лет назад +16

    tomato sounds like Gozspacho from chowder

  • @xearo120
    @xearo120 2 года назад +1

    1:14:54
    At least Darrell got his story told before his shit got pushed in

  • @f4d370
    @f4d370 5 лет назад +9

    10-15 chearleaders + musketman = god tier army

  • @makeda6530
    @makeda6530 4 года назад +9

    "I told you I'd shoot, but you didn't believe me, _WHY DIDN'T YOU BELIEVE ME!?"_

  • @Blao00o
    @Blao00o 4 года назад +5

    This is legit the hardest I have ever laughed ever

  • @Zeep_goblin
    @Zeep_goblin 2 года назад +2

    59:30 I actually laughed so hard, SO GOOD, I've never laughed that hard before, I usually just come for the funny personality you got, but that was good!

  • @mint5438
    @mint5438 3 года назад +3

    1:32:16 I'm a console player so same

  • @MGR100
    @MGR100 5 лет назад +6

    @1:00:00

  • @HopelessIdeology
    @HopelessIdeology 4 года назад +1

    39:00 "I'm warning you, you don't want to do what you're about to d- ..... i-it's over."

  • @anaroth9600
    @anaroth9600 5 лет назад +13

    my god he makes me laugh

  • @pugface6522
    @pugface6522 4 года назад +3

    38:53 tantrum

  • @thelordent8159
    @thelordent8159 4 года назад +2

    1:41:10

  • @Bulletproof_Trump
    @Bulletproof_Trump 2 года назад +1

    This whole video is gold. Haven't laughed so hard in a while!

  • @drgreen-fu9zc
    @drgreen-fu9zc 5 лет назад +2

    3:05:28 come here boy

  • @CeraphineLuna
    @CeraphineLuna 5 лет назад +1

    1:04:40 snake

  • @captainvlad
    @captainvlad 4 года назад +1

    @58:50 expecting where there's a whip to play

  • @CeraphineLuna
    @CeraphineLuna 5 лет назад +2

    7:23 fax

  • @bittersguyd5048
    @bittersguyd5048 5 лет назад +8

    Tomato has better strategy than Rommel

  • @russt2793
    @russt2793 3 года назад

    3:05:30
    Minotaur: Where the hell do you think your going?

  • @eggroll5523
    @eggroll5523 4 года назад +3

    My bearded dragon and leperd gecko love to watch tamato with me

  • @barack.obama.vev0
    @barack.obama.vev0 5 лет назад +1

    3 and a half hours of Tomato going insane

  • @Eggtismo
    @Eggtismo 2 года назад +1

    1:04:47 Holy shit this is like 3D Carrion

  • @IcyLucario
    @IcyLucario 4 года назад +3

    1:16:25 Best scene.

  • @SO4PP
    @SO4PP 5 лет назад +3

    3:14:41

  • @kojoattah114
    @kojoattah114 5 лет назад +1

    So this is where you were Nice to see you again

  • @Ronin20181
    @Ronin20181 5 лет назад +2

    So this is where tomato was

  • @ryanholt6936
    @ryanholt6936 5 лет назад +3

    1:57:53 uhhh am i the only one who sees this?

  • @speakerforthedead6540
    @speakerforthedead6540 4 года назад

    1:10:20 hold up, the archer in the middle of the archers all the way to the right....his head is small...... :D

  • @generalperson5653
    @generalperson5653 4 года назад +3

    59:30 Anyone know the music used here?

    • @Olive_ito
      @Olive_ito 4 года назад

      It’s from lord of the rings

  • @zach108
    @zach108 5 лет назад +5

    what is mr. john tamto using to spawn the projectiles?

  • @ScrewLooseVods
    @ScrewLooseVods 3 года назад

    47:27 I don't think I have to say anything.

  • @hiiexist7417
    @hiiexist7417 4 года назад +2

    1:16:35 fucking hilarious

  • @ryder8570
    @ryder8570 3 года назад +1

    1:48:00 PAUUL!!!

  • @crimsonking279
    @crimsonking279 2 года назад

    Oh god the hobbit vs the tank was horrifying

  • @GaudialisCorvus
    @GaudialisCorvus 5 лет назад +4

    53:20 hah!

  • @TurboSpaceKitten
    @TurboSpaceKitten 4 года назад +2

    I finally know how I'm gonna die. I'm gonna be laughing at a tamto vod till I vomit and choke to death on it. Gotten close a few times...

  • @stevenbean9731
    @stevenbean9731 4 года назад +1

    59:40

  • @Sparrowly1
    @Sparrowly1 4 года назад +1

    59:28 here's the hobbit meme

  • @deergod3548
    @deergod3548 4 года назад +2

    3:05:30 "I'M A WARRIOR!"

  • @theorangeman9147
    @theorangeman9147 2 года назад

    1:29:42 the comedic timing...

  • @dan1585
    @dan1585 4 года назад +1

    how does he use weapons in free cam while playing? cant find it anywhere. just summons ballista and stuff.

  • @hunterkey97
    @hunterkey97 5 лет назад +1

    i am so glad your uploading again my year is made

  • @Bulletproof_Trump
    @Bulletproof_Trump 2 года назад

    Fun fact: the Da Vinci tanks do die if you manage to kill the man inside

  • @bigfunkybumpymonkey7695
    @bigfunkybumpymonkey7695 4 года назад +1

    Nobody:
    Anime characters when they get hit really hard - 2:31:38

  • @junehollybell5977
    @junehollybell5977 4 года назад +1

    painters would be cooler if they ran around with the color paint they are and painted a unit their color and basically turned it to their side

  • @emmettbrown3463
    @emmettbrown3463 2 года назад

    love your stuff tamto :)

  • @OneNativeWolfe74
    @OneNativeWolfe74 2 года назад +1

    1:18:52 i couldnt stop laughing at this

  • @deadhippy7573
    @deadhippy7573 5 лет назад +3

    7:30 ;-; tfw i do abstract art but am one of the hardest workers at my cook job

    • @yyeezyy630
      @yyeezyy630 5 лет назад

      Nico Antonelli I can't tell if this is a joke or not

    • @zachprouty8595
      @zachprouty8595 4 года назад +1

      Don't believe you

  • @detroitlobsta3755
    @detroitlobsta3755 4 года назад

    “Primitive Jackasses” that’s some good shit.

  • @AnnMendez-nm1vl
    @AnnMendez-nm1vl Год назад +1

    I like tomatoes channel his channel is cool

  • @Nickademus77
    @Nickademus77 4 года назад

    47:25
    *Thanos snaps*

  • @Ruki_Lair
    @Ruki_Lair 4 года назад

    The hobbit bit is amazing

  • @greywolfgames5475
    @greywolfgames5475 4 года назад

    At one hour it made my entire day

  • @g.r.1155
    @g.r.1155 4 года назад

    1:57:42 the guy on the right has three fucking eyes

  • @TheDsRequiem
    @TheDsRequiem 4 года назад +1

    The hobbit horde swarming the tank was horrifying

  • @shootdacheese9342
    @shootdacheese9342 4 года назад

    Fuckin' 1:16:40
    Hi-larious

  • @giovibin996
    @giovibin996 4 года назад

    You have God powers mod so you can spawn ranged weapons

  • @shanesanders1859
    @shanesanders1859 5 лет назад

    That fucking horse

  • @fordchannell2248
    @fordchannell2248 5 лет назад

    why has tomato quit postin on youtube?

  • @Cheese_lover556
    @Cheese_lover556 5 месяцев назад

    Snakes all ways wins🐍🐍

  • @vlac9510
    @vlac9510 4 года назад

    I got a giant hobbit one time

  • @dorianalston6761
    @dorianalston6761 4 года назад

    ME #:1:16:43
    my meat WHY DO U HATE ME

  • @alexlacorbiere8800
    @alexlacorbiere8800 4 года назад

    15 minutes is cringe he literally glanced at him

  • @Cicada-oj4xq
    @Cicada-oj4xq 4 года назад +1

    I just made the connection between you and your other channel and I feel the big dumb

  • @meow97
    @meow97 4 года назад

    No

  • @nightmarechameleon7502
    @nightmarechameleon7502 4 года назад

    223 :)