Hippos are so heavy that they can’t float or swim- they run along the river bed and leap up to get you-their speed while doing so is terrifying He is right to be afraid of them
I read an article years ago (I've never forgotten it...)where a carnival had set up next to a zoo and a midget performer on a trampoline accidentally catapulted himself over the fence into a hippo's open mouth and was eaten. I do still feel pretty awful about it because my immediate reaction was to nearly laugh myself to death.I know I'm so mean right?😂
@@joycebowen8958 believe me, there are way more than the two of us who would laugh at that unfortunate accident, but those people feel too guilty to admit it, they don't want to be unmasked, so they are keeping a low profile. 🤣🤣 That said, Cam Bertrand is genuinely hilarious, Preacher Lawson hilarious, and that is a huge compliment on my part! The first time I saw him was on AGT, he is funny, funny, funny!
Kinda throws a wrench in that Christmas song, doesn’t it? “Teacher says that hippo is a vegetarian?” Okay, well, your teacher lied, kid. You are hippo chow.
More Kam please! He is so funny & down to earth.
What's his full name? And does he have his own channel?
Hippos are so heavy that they can’t float or swim- they run along the river bed and leap up to get you-their speed while doing so is terrifying
He is right to be afraid of them
Scary and apparently funny creatures
@@seedsoflove7684hilarious murder machines
The real question is this: why are hippos so hostile toward kickball teams?
Carol B - almost missed it! LOL
And to think, there's a little boy out there somewhere who wants a hippopotamus for Christmas. 😂
I read an article years ago (I've never forgotten it...)where a carnival had set up next to a zoo and a midget performer on a trampoline accidentally catapulted himself over the fence into a hippo's open mouth and was eaten. I do still feel pretty awful about it because my immediate reaction was to nearly laugh myself to death.I know I'm so mean right?😂
joycebowen8958, oh my God, I am so ashamed of myself, I laughed hysterically at your comment like a crazy man! I feel so guilty! 😂😂🤣🤣
@@armoricain I'm so happy to know I'm not the only one!!😆
@@joycebowen8958 believe me, there are way more than the two of us who would laugh at that unfortunate accident, but those people feel too guilty to admit it, they don't want to be unmasked, so they are keeping a low profile. 🤣🤣 That said, Cam Bertrand is genuinely hilarious, Preacher Lawson hilarious, and that is a huge compliment on my part! The first time I saw him was on AGT, he is funny, funny, funny!
I laughted
3,000 people? Where is he getting that information? Goofle says its 500 people.
That's a shift at the Arby's.
Kinda throws a wrench in that Christmas song, doesn’t it? “Teacher says that hippo is a vegetarian?” Okay, well, your teacher lied, kid. You are hippo chow.
He’s a really funny guy, I like the exaggeration though because hippos kill on average 500 people a year, which is still a lot of freaking people
Hippopotamussed *snort laughing* 😂. Another great one, Cam!
The reference to Carol Baskins was too cute! Poor Joe Exotic.
Hippophobia
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