These Jehovah's Witness Cartoons will leave you SHOOK
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I grew up a Witness and my childhood dream was to be an animator. I was constantly discouraged in the congregation to choose a more humble career. When I finished high school I was going to go to collge to be an animator but the Elders told me Jehovah didn't need animators. Now every time I see these cartoons they feel like a slap in the face. Don't let the cult steal your dreams, Friends.
Damn that sucks
@@orangesnowflake3769 Man those people jackasses (the Elders)
I hope you get/have gotten to be an animator or learn animation, this religion sounds like absolute hell.
I legit have the same dreams as you do and I grew up a witness. The way I was able to avoid conflict was by not telling anyone anything about myself lol.
😂
Bro got caught doing the worst sin (saying happy birthday to his friend)
Jehovah doesn't wanna be his friend anymore now😪
bro isnt getting saved when the world ends
I would say I hope he burns in hell but watchtower doesn’t believe in hell :/
Lol!
He made Jehowa saaad 😪😪😪 Because the almighty can't ceep his sh*t together. He depends on small children to make him happy.
Narcissism pretty much.
3:14 Not a Jehovah's Witness as a kid, but raised Christian, and when people would call the church "the house of God" or "God's house", I, as a kid, took it completely literally and assumed God was physically in the building somewhere, I just hadn't seen Him yet. However, I had been pretty much all over the building, and there were these giant vents in the main hall. So, logically, I came to the conclusion that God lived in the vents. Believed that my whole childhood.
📮God vented
W belief tbh
He's in the walls!
He's in the God damn walls!
God is sus
This is going to be my god headcanon from now on
Caleb: I quit
Caleb dad: no Caleb, don't quit
PandaTower: Yes Caleb, Quit
Best advice to give any Bible Study or JW 😂
FAX 😂
facts
God: Quit, Caleb, for my sake😟
Caleb's Dad: No, Caleb, you can't quit. You're not allowed to
i cringed when that old dude said "jehovah doesnt approve of coming empty handed" as if the bible doesnt mention how jesus hung out with those who had nothing and most other christian denominations encourage anybody to come in and find jesus. im not a biblical scholar or anything, just a casual lutheran, but damn.
It's almost like they twisted the story of Jesus praising the poor widow for donating her only two coins to charity as, "You have to give money to us no matter what." instead of it being a story about how it's always good to be generous and help those less fortunate, even if you don't have much yourself. It's supposed to be the idea that there is far more meaning to helping someone in hard times when you yourself are struggling, vs those who are so rich they could give a charity a few thousand dollars just for a tax write off or without even thinking about the money. He wasn't saying every poor person should give every last coin they have, he was praising this woman's decision to think of others before herself despite her own problems. I think of it like if you were invited to have dinner at the home of someone who lives in poverty vs having a rich person try to impress you with a lavish feast.
A fellow luthern! Finally
Fellow, Lutheran Chad
@@antoniotodaro4093 yes
Yea as a catholic, I go to be closer to God and to help others
Next episode: Caleb needs a blood transfusion
oh no 😭
He will die. He will be so super ded.
@@katarinatibai8396but of course his parents would be so proud of him 🤮
Oop ☠️
💀 rip
I had JWs come by to "save" me this week. They had no idea of the number of homeless children in the USA, nor could they answer why god thought going door to door was a priority over helping them.
Continue the good work
i should start doing that
@@styrofoamdoritos When JW, Mormon< etc. come to your door with all the answers to life and beyond, they should be able to answer a few simple questions.☮☮
💪👊💥 POW!!!!!!!
I've been homeless and have a heart for the homeless and those in jail and prison.
Watching Caleb and Sophia is like watching those North Korean propaganda cartoons for children.
Wait propaganda for kids??
Where can I see it? 😚🍵
Squirrel and Hedgehog actually goes hard tho. I've watched the whole thing because it's pretty good.
@@Mr.happy689 Not necessarily propaganda, more like a propagandized cartoon, similiar to the ones the US had in WW2. It's called "Squirrel and Hedgehog".
@@koderamerikaner5147 ah, okay thank you :3
There’s North Korean propaganda for kids?
One of my aunts follows Jehovas witnesses, and they don't belive in blood transplant, and my mom out of nowhere asked my aunt this
"If your son is losing blood, and the doctors can save him, would you do it?"
And wanna know what she said...she said
"No, we don't belive in blood transplant, if Jehova takes him, then they take him, im not giving my blood since it's all in Jehova"
And i was like: 😦
BC HER SON WAS RIGHT THERE AND HIS FACE WAS LIKE:
☹️
☹️
@yamayomama to make it worse, I feel more bad for my cousin bc he has friends but my aunt doesn't want him to be friends with other of them, and her husband is sort of uhm- a dick to her and they can't divorce sadly :(
My co worker said the same thing. 😮
@@allisoneuph1 damn it's still bad 😭🙏
She will be sitting alone in the care home and winning about her "ungreatful" son not visiting her.
11:20
christ died on the JW logo for our sins
😂
💀
😂😂
💀💀
😂
He ate a cupcake and is going to hell.
He didn't learn from the first time🤯
Edp?
Bro isn’t going to get to hang out with panda’s in paradise anymore
He will be better off to not go in the f*cking JW heven.
There are too many bat sh*t crazy narcissists and other dumbf*cks.
Thanks to the algorithm, I have to go with many **** to express my feelings about the JW insanety.
Just imagine all the child molesters who are in this f*cking heaven, just because they said "sorry" to the Fairy bastard before they kicked the bucket.
“Jehovah doesn’t approve coming empty-handed”.
Wow.
Yes because his son Jesus already had a bank account and every unsay he receive donation from his followers, otherwise how did his church was built.
Imagine escaping Egypt. Not as poor refugees . But with the Best camels,full of Gold, personal chefs and latest books
@@AgnesBooth-zu7twJesus loves you ❤
@Siloam
I love you too
But doesn't change my world view.
Christians believe you should. And once you know the Lord, you can give as you see fit. Uh... that's what I get, from reading the Bible anyway.
In my late 20‘s I moved to an other town for studying reasons. I‘m an introverted, had only two friends (christians) and only left my flat to do groceries or attending university classes. One day I found a handwritten letter in my mailbox. It was from a JW, saying:
„Dear Ms first name surname (how did it come that they even knew my name? I did not put it on the doorbell!), we saw you a few times here around in town (whaaaat? Where O_O?) and found you very likeable. Too bad we never had the opportunity to meet each other, but I want to invite you to our kingdom hall, because even you have the right to be saved by God‘s eternal love. Because *long bible citation about God‘s love and compassion*. We would love to meet you soon!“
This letter truly creeped me out and I threw it away immidiately.
If this wasn't so creepy and this person didn't seem like they were trying to indoctrinate you into being a JW, then maybe this could've been wholesome in a way.
The "EVEN you" damn 💀💀💀💀💀💀
My parents are JWs, and when they can't go out preaching (like on rainy or snowy days), they'll just write letters. You know, I've never actually thought about how they get people's names and addresses. That is very invasive and creepy. Also a waste of time and stamps. Sorry you got one of those letters.
I'm so glad that you throw the letter out, I couldn't imagine that if they decided to spy on me and sent me a letter about converting, I would be hiring a assassin to be my protector 😵
Or I ask for shaman's help, that might send them off guard considering my ancestors are shamans in the first place lol (I am not letting Jehovah witnesses taking me away, no thank you!)
Fun fact: I'm half Chinese btw, I believe anything in supernatural and it's common for Chinese descent to have beliefs that aligned with their core spiritual path.
Though I'm not fully as one, I'm still southeast asian in the end (I have strong vietnamese blood mix with taiwan, compared to a malaysian)
"How would Jehovah feel if you are running in his house and hurt people?"
"I don't know, Dad. But I wonder: How does Jehovah feel whenever his 'faithful slave' sells off so many of his houses for profit, even to other Christian denominations?"
And calling eachother sheep
@@Eshdave what?
Didnt Jesus literally flip tables and whip people in Jehovah's house?
You’re out of the organization.
@@JustFun-np5js better out than in.
My favorite part is when Caleb sprints into the grandma lady and because of that she dies a few episodes later, W caleb
Guys thank you for so many likes
The "KO" had me 💀
@@deenadamico2673 fr💀
w
As a Roman Catholic, I'm just waiting for them to ring at my door.
"Do you have time to talk about Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ?"
"Sure, what do you want to know?"
They're gonna have a heart attack when I tell them that Constantine didn't bring about a great apostasy and that he actually failed at trying to control the Church
@@shout6892You are my new favourite person by just this comment, just get my like, you deserve it.
@@lourdespachla6516 thank you for your kind words! (and the like)
@@shout6892 it is just your words are worthy of my respect.
Im also Catholic and that happened to my dad once. They even left their brochure in our house. To this day, i still cringe and i wonder if the lost brochure is still inside my house or it was thrown away
I’m an ex Mormon and the more I watch your videos the more I see the parallels to JW’s. The Kingdom Hall in the cartoon looks eerily similar to Mormon churches.
I’m an Exvangelical and I see parallels too.
Yes, oddly it does. I'm not a Mormon or JW but I was a District Scout Executive and had to visit LDS halls a couple of times a year. No windows.
I’m an ex-catholic. I definitely see some similarities in the cult-like media in Catholicism, but the Kingdom Hall looks so corporate, almost like more of a waiting room than a holy building. It’s so strange, at least my church had stained glass windows and statues of Mary.
I'm still a Christian. Grew up in some crazy conservative circles, and yep. Parallels.
I've been in LDS Church for 15 years and still am active. Yep, buildings look alike, but that's where the similarities end. The teaching is quite different from JWs. Mormons are less judgemental. Keeping some members isolated in a separate room doesn't feel acceptable to Mormons at all. Shaming is unacceptable for LDS. LDS culture is about the freedom of choice. Kids can run in the chapel and have a lot of fun during the Primary class. Our church doesn't make money selling off buildings built by volunteers. And by the way we have temples, which is awesome! :)
WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT JWs don’t believe in the omnipresence of God?! How does THAT work?????
Look up the word omnipresent on Google and it even says (the omnipresent jehovah)
Look up the word omnipresent on Google and it says (the omnipresent jehovah)
They don't believe in God, they believe in insanity.
Look up the word omnipresent on Google and it even says (the omnipresent jehovah)
Lol@@NAFProjects
I found out you can actually tell a Jehovah's witness to go to your house on their website, so I put in the address of this one annoying ass kid in my class and he was so confused after 💀
You can? I did not know this. I could use that for some next door neighbor my mother can’t stand for reasons like having her grass cut by some other company for some reason on other days rather then the days where everyone else gets their grass cut.
@@Mario87456I wonder if they’ve ever got a single person who isn’t pulling a prank and genuinely wants a jehova’s witness to come to their house, I can’t believe they even have this option.
You can tell members of a cult to pull up to anyone’s house FOR FREE, what on earth were they expecting to happen?
@@WilliamtheWhimsical That’s a good question. As far as I know with any group that does this, I have never heard of any success of doing this.
LMFAOOOO
That’s funny as hell 😂
I think the rules of the cringe challenge should be changed from if you cringe, you lose to whoever cringes the latest wins because you WILL cringe if you are not a JW.
Was close with some culty conservative Christian movements in my early teens. (I didn't buy it but my dad did at that time). This world is not as foreign to me as it might be, to other non-JWs. My bf is ex JW and we occasionally compare our upbringings. Not identical but not so different in many ways.
I don’t know, I actually manage to avoid cringing really often. My parents liked listening to Christian rock and turned on the kid’s Christian songs whenever I was in the car, this isn’t as cringey as Catholic kid’s music, just cultier.
@@JasTheSass some catholic music goes hard though lmao - im catholic and my school occasionally has a small mass inside the school. the music was either dogwater or sort of decent
@@grey.themusiccat It really does depend, but my mom always managed to find the worst possible songs. It wasn’t just catholic kid’s music, but catholic kid’s music from a VBS playlist, and I don’t know about the catholic kids in your area, but I never met a child that liked VBS music.
@@JasTheSass, what is VBS? I was never exposed to Christian music at home despite being raised Catholic but don't know if my elementary school used VBS music.
If Jehovah doesnt approve people coming empty handed, he’s effectively forcing them to pay. Therefore it is by definition not donation or charity in any way. That is taxation. Despite money being infinitely insignificant to him, the all-powerful and all-knowing creator of the universe is…
…taxing his worshippers?
Denam Asuhyia Tano, you have no idea how many other Christian sects do this (this is coming from an African who has seen so many other Christian Pastors do this saying it’s for the church yet having churches that looking spotless whilst schools by comparison look like a building for poor people). It’s to the point that it’s called a Tithe. Yes it is very much a tax
@@BIGTHANKSHEESH There are some others that do this. And its just as ridiculous. Donating to a church should be out of your own generosity and free will, not a requirement of the religion.
They have to weasel their way out of having said earlier that they don't ask for money from their followers.
As an ex-southern Baptist, i was punished in the bathroom of church many times. Saying anything wrong got me in trouble. I accidentally spilled flour at home, and it was the end of the world. Things such as not being very feminine, not liking things, and not wanting to be in the religion got my family so angry at me, they placed me in private school. I often found myself being unable to be a good daughter for my parents, and also unable to shake the feeling of being watched every decision I made. So, eventually I cracked open my shell and fell out of religion; and it was the best thing I'd ever done. I was so tired of God and Jesus and being shunned for the littlest of things. But I had finally been freed, and I saw it for what it really was: culty. To encourage kids not to lie, they were told God was always watching. I saw other people in the religion, and was sad they'd been indoctrinated. Very strict religion, and caused tons of pain in my life.
(Note): I have seen some people trying to bring me back to God. I'm not interested. I will be ready for religion when I'm ready. I don't need you to try and convince me otherwise.
Update -
Recently let my parents know that i am not christian. I got met with "you're gonna burn in hell" by my mother. My father just said he knew id come back. Kind of infuriating. My girlfriend is coming to visit soon, so i hope they don't flip out on me
why were you holding flour during mass? hosts aren't made in-house so im thouroughly confused as a catholic
@@jeanettelori1439 no, I had flour at *home*
If they were hitting you then they were being sacrilegious. It was not your fault that they didn't follow the religion properly and hurt you.
@@Songbird1luvmusic I know. I've reported them for abuse many times but the church keeps supporting them every time and vouching, saying it's my fault.
@@Strxwberri2 oh ok reading comprehension is hard
Literally any holiday/ celebration: happens (we need money to get our teachers flowers or small gifts)
That jw classmate: *“We DoN’t CeLeBrAtE”* (for like 9 years in a row)
“No, we’re absolutely not begging, Jehovah just needs your money. “ ( *hypocrisy/ contradiction detected* )
Funnily enough not celebrating every holiday/celebration even when said to be “Christian” due to the very real pagan influences and origins is something I do understand about JWs. Too bad how they interpret the bible is straight dog water
True, they dont need to beg.
They just DEMAND 💲💲💲💲💲💲💲💲💲💲
3:27 I should mention as a Christian that we also call our churches the « House of God » . It's usually just to say that God is present in the church.
Yeah, but a JW would object that God has a name and it's Jehovah and since you aren't using the correct proper name, God is just ignoring you. I'm not a JW, btw.
@@mikehart5619 Interesting. I never knew that.
@@mikehart5619 I always find it funny how they can't get YHWH's name right, and instead use some archaic Latin version's interpretation.
Well for us it's not an issue because we know God is omnipresent, while for some reason the JWs insist he isn't.
@@koderamerikaner5147 when it comes to the bible, the writers or people who made them write a heavily edited version of the bible must have been smoking SOMETHING for these wild takes. Ex-JW AND Ex-Christian here
Caleb is alone because like me, watchtower knows the children yearn for the mines and voluntary mandatory compliance.
The children...they yearn for the doors.
@@stevenhuntley8706 made me giggle bro 😭
I remember being disciplined in the Kingdom hall's bathroom.But one of the sisters came in cause they heard my screams and they told my mother that she should not hit me.Because I was so young and I didn't know any better. So the next time my mom needed to discipline me during church She pretended that she needed to go make a call and she took me with her to the car. You can imagine what happened in the car. But I just remember having her. Beat me and then proceed to comfort me after my beatings because she didn't want anyone to know what she did. She waited till my face was no longer red to back in.
This is so hypocritical even from a religious point of view. I'm shocked.
This isn't a religion problem, this is a parent problem. How're you and your mother now?
I've actually noticed that about Jehovah Witnesses. I always ask the uneducated "Pamphlet people" what their church does for the poor. I always tell them about how much the Catholic Church does in comparison to how they only help their own. During the shooting of those attending Friday prayers at the mosque here In New Zealand, literally all of the churches rallied to supported the victims, all except the Witnesses and Mormons. I can guarantee you that despite this despicable "exclusive" complex these people have, those very samd churches would band together again to help the Witnesses if they were to face a terrorist attack. I don't like to say the word hate so I'll just say that i strongly dislike the Watchtower Organisation. My family is Catholic and a few of our aunts were drawn in by the door knockers. They no longer have anything to do with us, some of their children have come back to us because of how much they hated the strange things their new "family" would do. We have family members who are no longer religious, some who are now baptists and even atheists but they still come to family gatherings. That our own family have been lead to shun us makes me despise the Watchtower and everything they stand for. One of my aunts even died because she refused an organ donation. Had the technology for blood transfusions and organ donations been available in Biblical times, i think those opportunities would have been taken
That's one of the easiest ways to tell an actual church from a cult. Actual churches, like the Catholics, Orthodox, and most Protestant denominations, will reach out to help the poor and the needy, including those in other faiths. Cults, like Mormons, JWs, or a handful of "churches" that are stuck in the same "siege" mentality and consider everyone outside their group as enemies to be feared, will neglect anyone outside their own in-group.
It’s a disgusting cult and I find it so strange to think there actually are people nowadays who actually get lured into it.
They were actually occurrent back then, it just was a different procedure. I've extensively looked into ancient medicine and it seems they were even capable of eye surgeries (Sushruta Samhita in India). Pair that with pretty decent surgical and medicinal knowledge provided by Claudius Galenus, which is demonized now for the Humour theory although if you look at the rest of his works (as in not humour theory) he greatly advanced medicine; Herbologists and Surgeon-Apothecaries at the time would likely disregard the humour theory in practice anyways due to preceding knowledge provided by Hippocrates, Pliny, and Dioscorides. Furthermore, if you look just a few centuries ahead at Andalusia you get the foundations of Neurosurgery because of al-Zahrawi. JWs in general are just ignorant, they can't even get the name of God right; It's the tetragrammaton "YHWH" [Paleo-Hebrew: 𐤉𐤄𐤅𐤄; Hebrew: יהוה], as Jehovah was from a latinization which made Yahweh into IEHOVAH as "w", "u", and "v" were the same letter "V" in Latin and there was no distinction between "I", "Y", and "J"; Latin technically had "Y" as a separate letter, but they considered it a weird Greek form of "I" and so it was rarely used and instead written with "I"; Similiar to how they wrote IESVS for Jesus, taken from Greek Ἰησοῦς [Iēsous].
It’s like during that school shooting , I think last year…where the students ran from the building, a student who attended a local mosque knew how to save them by accessing it n then flinging open the door, inviting everyone in providing shelter n protection
I think you're 100% correct. I live outside a town of 1200 or so. There are many churches―Protestant, one Catholic, LDS, Seventh Day Adventist, and also a Kingdom Hall. All the churches in the area (including Catholics) are "friends" with each other, including the LDS (although there's not much mixing) and SDA to some degree. None with JW. I would have zero issue with my church (Quaker/Friends) teaming up with our local Kingdom Hall to help battered women in our area, or to help rebuild houses of neighbors damaged by fire or natural disasters. It's on them. Sadly. I don't believe like they do, but it's too bad we can't be friends.
Im really thankful for this channel. Not only Ive learned there are people with the same experience but also the awareness this spreads is truly great. When I was 7 years old my parents got into the kingdom hall, my mother soon realized that this is just stupid and left, but it completely changed our father. He's the biggest fanatic you'd meet. I remember that just after one year of all this happening they absolutely stripped us of any holiday and absolutely any activities, which just led to our family being completely broken. My father would often beat us to delusion in the kingdom halls bathroom to the point where me and my sister would scream and get huge bruises all over our bodies that would last WEEKS. The fact this cult is hiding behind the term religion when the entire point of this religion is just to control gullible people. It sickens me that people defend this disgusting cult.
I’m so sorry that you had to go through this. I’m pretty sure this experience tarnished your view and memories of your father. It’s a shame he turned this way. I hope you and your family heal from him.
They love talking about how those people aren’t “REAL” Jehovah’s Witnesses to excuse the fact that there are bad JWs, they are baptized, they’re “officially”JW. People who use that as an excuse to get rid of a bad reputation are so shitty.
The JW logo being the whole logo of the religion checks out, as we've seen in the past:
"I have a question about your views on X."
"lol check the website"
"What about your thoughts on Y?"
"lol check the website"
"OK, well, surely there's something to be said for Z."
"lol check the website"
Wait, they don't believe God is omnipresent?!
Aso, "1,000 buttocks" freakin' had me! 🤣
My very question when he said this. When it comes to the bible, these lot truly make me question how much of it did they edit to try and fit their scriptures?
@@BIGTHANKSHEESH Exactly, it's crazy. Like for example, apparently the men there aren't allowed to grow beards, when the Bible not only DOESN'T say that, but even says NOT to shave your beard!
Ok, I have a much crazier idea: what if the creature has a thousand buttocks? 😂 just the thought of a creature looking like a pile of buttocks is funnier.
The God of 1,000 buttocks" :"3
@@Peregrina 😂
It’s not only sad but it’s appalling how JA just twist and destroy the word of God for their own benefits. I’m a Christian and the way this cult treats their own children makes me sick to my stomach
The way your cult treats every living person is also very disgusting
@@kollekciorozsdas6110wdym?
@@Doublebackflip11 christianity is an awfull harmfull and hatefull cult that treats people like shit
@@Doublebackflip11 Saleem wich trials thats all i am going to say
@@Florida79578 Real Christians show love to everyone. The Christians that don't show love to everyone and treat people wrongly aren't actually following the Bible.
The way the dad insinuates that Elsa is Jehovah's toy... 👀
“Gimme two seconds yeah?”
*Beep* *Beep* *Beeeep*
“This 911?… OK. I’m calling about a father who is making questionable references about an old woman linked to a higher power….”
@@BIGTHANKSHEESH I think Elsa was the old woman that almost got run over.
@@siquod k let me wait that real quick
5:24
Local white woman changes race and location as she cleans the lens of a camera.
LMAO
😂😂
it’s literally just a transition what does race have to do with it?
Starting a new game in Skyrim be like
ye
10:24 JWs: "Beautiful, culturally relevant religious artwork? Nahhh, we'll just use a corporate logo. Much more spiritual."
In the early 70s my sister and her (now) ex got sucked into the jws. She took me a couple of times.
I'm neurodivergent and very sensitive to being touched.
The experience was absolutely horrible because they love bombed me and kept touching me.
When the end didn't come she noped out but her ex has been one ever since.
Bro forgot to sell his parent's allowances for Jehovah
No cause then it wouldn’t give the parents control and in some bullshit rule is gonna be wrong
*some bullshit rule is gonna say it’s wrong
Cringed and then remember there's a kingdom hall on my street 💀💀💀
Same 💀
I drive past one on one of the ways into town. Now I’m just sad about all the people who probably ended up putting a bunch of free manual labour into that place.
I don’t even like doing manual labour at my own house, but it has to be done. Cannot imagine having to do all the upkeep/cleaning/labour that I do at home and then immediately turning around and having to do that for my church.
As long as they don't bother me, I don't have any problem with them. It's what they do to the people who are in the cult that bother me. They have no power over me, neither the bible or other fairytale.
Same😭 it’s like only a minute away from I live💀
@@SurnaturalMCalling JW a cult is the best way to describe this group.
Bro got caught wearing tight pants
Edit: I just realized that everyone in here right now has a purple profile picture
Crap, it changed 💀
69 LIKES THANK YOU
Lol
Because Tony hates tight pants.
The comment was funny until you edited it. Brother, 116 likes isn't an army. Just leave it be.
If the JW’s don’t believe God is Omnipresent then we can easily assume that the Angels are occupying the Kingdom Halls.
“Children shouldn’t run in the hall” WHAT DO YOU WANT THEM To do?!! Sitting down for nearly 2 hours doing nothing basically prison for them. Also “Jehovah home” you mean the guy that’s never in his house….
Omg at conventions there were always parents with young kids who would just beg them to run like mad during lunch so they would sit tf down during the convention. (Three eight hour days of sitting and listening. Aka hell for a kid ) And sometimes for regular meetings too (depends on the parents but yeah kids not wanting to sit down is a common issue at meetings hence the strong propaganda about it)
Right? Where is the ministry for kids? TF
I have a deep-seated hatred for their form of brainwashing.
I legit got some jw mail and it looked like a wiki how page lmaoo
What was it about?
@@mooniegoodie it was about why God allows suffering
@@Quip_lesssounds like wikihow itself
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@Quip_less What!?
Left me shook in how heretical and in violation of the basic fundamentals of Christianity that cult is. Hope folks find their way out.
I mean it starts with them denying the Cross. Not only heretical but also historically revisionist. Oh, and with that also the Divinity of Our Lord Jesus Christ
Bro remember as a kid donating money to the kingdom hall cause i wanted to seats to be more comfortable. My mom just laughed and gave me the money.
The Deadly Sins:
Pride, Wrath, Gluttony, Greed, Lust, Sloth ,Envy, and birthdays
Edit; Fun, Friendship, not giving money, cupcakes, Christmas
Don't forget fun
Deadly Sins:
Pride, Wrath, eating a birthday cupcake, not donating money to the Kingdom Hall, Lust, Sloth, Envy
Very deadly especially birthdays
@@notemsm And Christmas. They see that as evil.
''BEHOLD, THE EIGHT DEADLY SINS''
''LUCIFER, BEHEMOTH, BEELZEBUB, MAMMON, ASMODEUS, BELPHEGOR, LEVIATHAN, and... Chuck E cheese?''
My old halls bathroom decor was cringe. The women’s bathroom had a painting of a Hebrew mother nursing her child and the men’s bathroom had a painting of Jacob wresting with the angel lol
As an Ex-JW, these were my childhood. Then, one day I asked "Dad, how will we get to the new system?" And then the trauma starts.
What happened?
@@hudalovestodraw3249 my mother (bless her soul) said, and I quote: “Fire and brimstone”. That’s all I remember.
Watchtower: “Jeh-Jehovah is in all of his Kingdom Halls!”
PandaTower: “God is not here, This, is an empty box.”
thats off topic but: i love how you put super mario galaxy music in this video and your other videos, your content also hits close to home for me. i appreciate you educating about this nonsense!
My house underwent an earthquake. This is so shaking
i lost it when you said the symbol for a RELIGION is a WEBSITE LOGO OUT OF ALL THINGS 🤣🤣🤣
It is such a strong symbol 😊
My old kingdom hall is now a used appliance store. Now that is respect for God's house😍🥰
4:57 Caleb is the strongest character in the universe of JW.
He can see angels, speak with the narrator, break the fourth wall, see alternate timelines/future (Door knocking and the robot translator. Also when he saw what would happen if he didn't clean up his toys.) and I'm sure pretty damn more.
About alternate timelines: 8:05, his dad LITERALLY asks him "Do you KNOW what would happen?". And guess what, Caleb knows. He always does.
bro it aint that deep 💀
Don't forget running so fast he breaks reality and his artstyle.
He is Like Superman but instead of Cryptonite he has cupcakes
4:20 really? Well that explains what happened to a Kingdom Hall near my house, one day they just removed the sign and soon there were people remodeling it
EDIT: It's now a pizzeria
Ah, I loved staying behind 1-2 hours after everyone left to clean and pack chairs away because my father needed everyone at church to respect him. A reminder Mormon church already goes for 3 hours, and I already had to be there over an hour early to prepare the sacrament and what not.
You said it bro..to make your dad look good. Parents in cults need a slap.
In your interview with ex Mormon Alysia Grenfel, she commented how Kingdom Halls had no windows and people would wonder what went on in those places 😮
Bro there are windows 💀
@@GamerGato10 some do have them, others don't. The couple windows we had were high. No one could look in and when you looked out there was only sky. ( Where we were at, it's pretty grey a good part of the year) I'm not there anymore 👋👋
This reminds me so much of a service that I attended at a Non-Denominational church. It was for Christmas or something, and all of the adults were standing around talking. My 12 y/o, attention deficit self was SO BORED, so when the younger kids started playing tag in the pews, I was all for some healthy, stimulating exercise.
That lasted all of 30 seconds until some woman, whom i did not know, felt the need to SCREAM AT ME because i was the oldest and, should apparently, set the best example by not running aroujd in God's house. She said to her own children that God wouldn't love them anymore if they kept running in his house.
Yeah, I think she was a JW.
5:53 COFFEE AT CHURCH! As some who was raised in a Mormon family, that’s crazy, Mormons “go to hell if they drink coffee”
Mormons are weird regarding coffee
I have done so much things that would land me in hell that I should just get preparing the baggie full of worms to feed Beelzebub and the tiolet paper for Belphegor 💀
Same😂
8:05
when Caleb hit the Grandma there's an ad that cut the part and I'm was laughing because how funny the cut part is.
Caleb is how we get Moral Orel. He grows up to be Clay Puppington!
There is a resemblance.
Sorry for post spoilers but Orel breaks the cycle of abuse and doesn’t become Clay.
@@sperglord3825I think they meant Caleb grows up to become Clay
I'd like to think at least _one_ of those Kingdom Halls was converted to an openly queer-affirming church.
Let's make a crowdfunding for this! Were are you from?
Sweet
@@elobservadorobservante1605 more like a cult to something that goes against Christianity as a religion until you realise it itself has pagan influences, so it’s just a cult for something miles better in comparison
I'm so glad I'm an Atheist.
Yep, me too
Whilst still religious even after leaving this group (no I’m no longer Christian), these people made me understand why people choose to be atheists. They also made me be more accepting of others. All because they were the OPPOSITE of these things and I only learned these lessons AFTER my mum took me and my siblings out
I worship myself because I am a narcissistic git😈
@@Thenogomogo-zo3un That's probably the worst way of saying ''I practice self care'' I've ever heard
I’m not an atheist, and I’m happy for you.
Saturday morning cartoon propaganda!
I grew up a witness, and whenever I did something "wrong," like talking too loud, saying something they didn't want me to or did something a little bad I'd get yelled at , pinched, pulled by my ear, guilt tripped, had no dinner and my dad would get one of the little trees in the back yard cut it in half and use it as a belt, now I find it hard to be around most adults i dont know because I'm afraid they'll yell at me or get mad and hate me.
dang I feel bad
Bro thats so fucked up. Theres no way you cant say that JW arent a cult
As a Christian myself I like how you don’t diss Christianity just the cult wich is what I see in a lot of these type videos
There is no reason to diss Christianity, as someone who is not religious and has learned from a mother who is healing from cult trauma, I will say that it's not a religion that is at fault, it's the people that are the problems. Like an example, using a verse that is about happiness and healing and helping others, and then abusing it to discipline children. The verse alone is not the issue, it's that person that used it as something else.
If I am being honest, it does anger me when someone decides to bash Christianity when really it's the people that are abusing the Word of God, and using it as something different that causes harm.
I am glad that he isn't bashing/dissing Christianity, as again, it is not at fault. JW however is a different story.
Does not diss Christianity? He only goes and disrespects our God by parroting the atheist's claims of god being unloving and not giving any justification or context. For example at 17:07 - 17:20; he critiques the drowning of innocent animals and completely leaves out the wickedness of man.
@@robbiebell7222 the whole flood thing is very controversial as it makes no sense for all powerful god to unalive people in such a cruel and inefficient way
@@mcrain1283 It is heavily debated and controversial, yes. However, Men were very wicked and cruel in that time. deviance was rampant. Angels were mixing with humans and giving birth to hybrids. We are told in scripture (GEN 6:5) that "Every intent of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually." There was no compassion, respect, love, or gentleness. Only violence, hate, slaughter and cruelty. God will reward evil-doers with their just reward. That does not mean that I delight in death!
9:34 THEY WHITEWASHED CALEB 😭😭😭😭
FR
today I finally met a real jw face to face
How was it?
Are you ok?
Do you need help?
blink twice if you need evacuation
How'd it go? Do you need a doctor? A therapist? An exorcist?
16:00 bro, they literally could write anything, like, "He attacks like a lion, but with Jahovah we have nothing to fear". It would be so much better, but no, gotta keep people in fear.
Makes so much sense now that I see churches that look like kingdom halls
In my time there were 3 reunions per week, not 2. My family had planned the family worship, but we seldom actually did it. My mom became more into it when I woke up at 14, them my mom engaged in the study of a book that "proves" the Bible is inspired by God. We did it for 3 consecutive weeks, then they realized it won't work and we never did it again.
I also found it kind of strange that the organization owns a lot of property and has a lot of resources that goes nowhere and a lot of money on those damn papers that they give out.
Why does the dad sound like he’s trying to do a bad Dracula impression as his normal speaking voice?
Great job! Love how you combined clips, and how you show Tony M and how they do EXACTLY what they condemn!
My local church allows kids to run around and be silly. It always brings a smile to my face to see. I also help set up children classes sometimes and it’s much easier and fun for kids to engage. I can’t imagine going to church without that enjoyment from kids tbh,
I can't how see how they don't see god and Jesus as magic
What is this supposed to mean
... If it's magic gods magic 🥰💅
Because magic is EVIL! Didn't you see how Caleb was forced to throw his wizard toy in the garbage?
@@Tabascofanatikerin I hope you see the irony in this ☠️💀
@@Mr.happy689 Sure I do ;))
Your channel is growing mad fast congrats
Didn't lose the cringe challenge, but I lost the "laugh" challenge, when you compared preparing a comment with a WT magazine to writing a Harvard thesis quoting Cocomelon 😭
20:00 "Do you remember what Jesus said to the poor Canaanite woman, begging for the health of her daughter, based on the place of her birth?" "He called her a dog!" "That's right."
“Please, let my daughter be okay!” “bitch no”
What book
Sheep always fearful of the wolf only to be eaten by the Shepard
How does one describe the emotional impact of your comment? How?
I wonder how did panda tower escape the religion
There was a little hole in the fence..so he escaped 🐼
@@Des7iny7lol
Got compromising photos of an elder in the 'little room' with a couple of his classmates hidden somewhere.
What I'm getting out of this is that Kingdom Halls are good natural disaster shelters.
I had 2 Kingdom Halls by my parents house, now they are all boarded up and the buildings are falling apart. 😂
Thats what you get for unpaid labor
@@Thenogomogo-zo3unThat and the fact that the county they were in was a very small town, so we would get JWs at people's houses everyday.
I remember they would come everyday around 3 pm. Cause they knew I'd be alone since my parents had to work.
I think the community got annoyed with them as well.
as an ex jw this is so true 🤣 i used to get shitty when they wouldnt pick me to answer when i was younger after i studied it so hard 🤣🤣15:08
7:42 For anyone wondering the text says “Sir, they just hit the second tower!”
My father is a JW and it sucks so much because everytime i went to his house he kept on wanting me to go to the church with them and one time I asked a question in the church and my father immediately told me afterwards that i shouldnt ask questions because they could be bad. I just wanted to know smth abt how the apocolapse shit would work 😭😭
Oh no you wanted to run in “the house of God” -20 Jeovah points for you!!!
I remember when I was a young child, I got punished really badly for not being able to pronounce a word currently after many tries (I thought deception was pronounced like the main antagonists in transformers because I was a die-hard transformers fan)
It is 1:15 AM where I am but oh well, new Panda video
bro im runnign a test on which church is the most culty i come back to this each week with updates
Oof. Now I need to know who holds the title currently LOL
Top two are the JWs and Mormons.
Include the Mormons and JWs, then decide to go to either the US or Africa to find other contenders
Mormons can actually celebrate holidays, vote, go to college etc. Ofc they have other STRICT control they are under but they want their members to have worldly success.
Years ago my neighbor was a witness and every time I was out working on my old car, without fail he (or his sons) would come out and start going on and on about their Jeebus whatevers, and I'd let them cuz he was a nice old man and I was already out there for hours anyway. They would push and push for me to go to their kingdom hall so one day I went, the sheer amount of wtf confused me to a whole other level. Not only did it turn out nearly ALL my neighbors were witnesses but they all owned businesses in the town (important ones) and were doing a lot behind the scenes. I moved shortly after that lol
If that happened to me I'd move to another planet 😂. Who knows what they might summon with their cult
Jokes aside, anyone find it creepy when the dad goes "Because you love Jahovah, and you must give him your best." It sounds so manipulative
Today I learned that there's a kingdom hall less than 200 meters away from my grandma's nursing home. I wouldn't be surprised if if they went to the ministry there since old people are very devoted to God and susceptible to fear mongering.
Also happy Orthodox Easter tomorrow to those who are celebrating!
Next episode: Sacrificing the neighbour's newborn baby to Jehovah
You mean sacrificing the "little enemy of God"? 😻
Am I the one noticing that Caleb dads has grey hair?
No I noticed to
As an ex mormon i remember id always fidget with my dresses, scarves or literally any part of my outfit all the time (still do) and one fime i had to participate in a choir thing the kids do every year, and i had a scarf on since it was winter. While sitting in the stands i would fidget with the tassels on the ends. When all of a sudden this huge woman pushed her way through the stand to the middle where i was to whisper at me telling me i needed to sit still because i was distracting others (no one but her was probably looking at me), and she did this multiple times that day.
Then there were other times where as i grew up and became a teenager and went to the older classes that were separated into girls and guys classes i would on multiple occasions be pulled after class for my dress being too short and supposedly the teacher could see my underwear. (As a plus sized person my whole life it was hard finding dresses that were long enough for their standards) so every time i sat in class I'd cross my legs and, when i didnt need to do something, hold my skirt over my knees so no one saw anything. It was especially bad the few times the guy's class came over because i was scared theyd stare at me and look at my underwear.
Now i am not religious in any way and refuse to ever go to church again.
Yay religious trauma!🎉🎉
nahhh you were also in a spanish congregation that's crazy. Hearing cuartito with the pictures gave me flashbacks
I set up HVAC systems for work. We were contracted to do a j dub church building that had recently remodeled. A member of the congregation showed up then left me to it. It was in the middle of the day, but without windows it was dark inside. Creepiest experience of my life!
Woah....can the dad actually SMELL Jehovah? Neat superpower!
when I was a kid growing up in Louisiana I would say like 2011-13 I had this bus driver who would play these exact videos before school every morning. never really thought about it till now