This is How You Don't Play Nioh: Cumplete Edition

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  • Опубликовано: 7 ноя 2024

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  • @ronyozamoto2216
    @ronyozamoto2216 5 лет назад +363

    Why is Iudex Gundyr in the thumb nail!? XD

    • @tomthestone1470
      @tomthestone1470 5 лет назад +6

      Ronyozamoto Idk

    • @anticlimax3123
      @anticlimax3123 5 лет назад +92

      Not to be picky but its Champion Gundyr. And probably because that was the boss that Phil struggled with the most

    • @konradlamm9243
      @konradlamm9243 5 лет назад +14

      @@anticlimax3123 how do You keep iudex and Champion gundyr apart?

    • @K.a.r.a.k.a.n
      @K.a.r.a.k.a.n 5 лет назад +3

      He struggled way more with Pontiff Sulyvahn^^ Not even mentioning Fume Knight from DS2 XD

    • @konradlamm9243
      @konradlamm9243 5 лет назад +3

      @@K.a.r.a.k.a.n how can You struggle with pontiff sullyvahn?!

  • @AuXiiLia
    @AuXiiLia 5 лет назад +535

    i love how he always thinks the controls are delayed but in reality it's his brain and reflexes that are delayed

    • @MaxinRudy
      @MaxinRudy 5 лет назад +38

      What if, all those years, he plays watching the capture screen (wich is delayed) instead of the actual tv?

    • @WHOARETHEPATRIOTS475
      @WHOARETHEPATRIOTS475 5 лет назад +4

      @@MaxinRudy that's still pretty dumb of him

    • @MaxinRudy
      @MaxinRudy 5 лет назад +5

      @@WHOARETHEPATRIOTS475 that would be the dumbest thing I've ever seen a streamer do...

    • @Caydiem
      @Caydiem 5 лет назад +16

      @@MaxinRudy Considering that he refused to get a capture card and would rather record his fucking TV screen instead for the longest time I wouldn't put it past him.

    • @ilovemykitties84
      @ilovemykitties84 5 лет назад +4

      oooooooooooooooooommmm lean in ban ack ack ack

  • @Count_Vampz
    @Count_Vampz 5 лет назад +414

    You could walk up and punch Phil in the face, then he would say "That's ridiculous, you were no where near me"

  • @MariaIsabellaZNN
    @MariaIsabellaZNN 5 лет назад +392

    Fitting. I just play Nioh and am terrible at it, can't even beat first reeel boss.
    Good thing DSP is here to help. I will watch him and do the exact opposite of what he does and become a top Nioh player.

    • @RedWurm
      @RedWurm 5 лет назад +31

      It's great, as long as you know the most basic shit - it's possible to change stance, don't stand in front of the boss when it's doing a charge attack - this video will make you feel like some kind of brain genius.

    • @MariaIsabellaZNN
      @MariaIsabellaZNN 5 лет назад +27

      Well so far it does as I am doing a LOT better against regular enemies. DSP doesn't even always lock on when it's beneficial, tries to run around enemies instead of using dodge, pulls a lot more enmies than he can handle - and their agro range is kinda really small.. and of course, the classic.. zero stamina management which in Nioh seems even more punishing than Dark Souls..
      Can't wait to see how often Oniryu or whatever its name is kicks his ass.

    • @crozraven
      @crozraven 5 лет назад +11

      train ki recovery & weapon combos. It's arguably the most essential part of Nioh techniques. don't treat this game like a souls-borne games with its conserving stamina meta. You can play aggressive in this game while still have a tons of ki/stamina because of ki recovery & combos. I recommend xlhgladiator channel for a more detailed advanced techniques. this guy is a master & I definitely learned a lot from his videos.

    • @DutchHeathen
      @DutchHeathen 5 лет назад +4

      I got Nioh today as well. Been putting it off for a sale, which is now. So we'll see how it goes. Shouldn't be too hard to be better at it than Dave here.

    • @MariaIsabellaZNN
      @MariaIsabellaZNN 5 лет назад +10

      Amazing how much better I do simply by paying attention to lessons in the intro / tutorial. It's a skippable tutorial so I am guessing that's what he did..

  • @heavenssteps7163
    @heavenssteps7163 5 лет назад +140

    As Abraham Maslow said, "To the man who only has a mid stance, everything he encounters begins to look like bad programming"

  • @michaelkitchin9665
    @michaelkitchin9665 5 лет назад +227

    He has an uncanny knack to make all the wrong decisions time and time again.

    • @mihirlavande
      @mihirlavande 5 лет назад +15

      You gotta give it to him. He is consistently shite.

    • @john_squatson
      @john_squatson 5 лет назад +8

      Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

    • @PrayForTanqueray
      @PrayForTanqueray 5 лет назад +2

      Unless he's being babied by chat (again)

  • @matureintelligentadult9064
    @matureintelligentadult9064 5 лет назад +249

    >Uses Spears
    >Body stat under 20
    >Never uses buffs or item
    >Complains not doing damage or getting "one-shot"
    Classic Dave

    • @venomfuryx3250
      @venomfuryx3250 5 лет назад +34

      "The boss is not challenging, he's just kicking my ass" -DSP

    • @Tungs10-
      @Tungs10- 5 лет назад +4

      aa bb I used spears and I had no where near this much trouble until way of the strong and way of the demon his build was poorly optimized and took very little advantage of set bonuses

    • @jonhhycagespro-ket5048
      @jonhhycagespro-ket5048 5 лет назад +1

      Just use one primary weapon e.g a sword...and try to find ur favorite armor set...e.g "Warrior of the west".Try not to use ur living weapon...

    • @Tungs10-
      @Tungs10- 5 лет назад +1

      jonhhy cage yeah, I used warrior of the east for a lot of mid game it’s really only on way of the strong where you might need to think about using multiple set bonuses but he was poorly built for spears with the body stat only being 20

    • @joeb1955
      @joeb1955 5 лет назад +14

      "Oh my god dood, Yokai are such bullshit."
      Gee.. if only you had some sort of attack with an overhead swing to it... some kind of attack that started higher than your waist... that could hit the Yokai in the face... but that doesn't exist. The spear can only jab.

  • @JerichoScale
    @JerichoScale 5 лет назад +374

    Finding out about this guy is what made me start chilling out more and more while playing games. I used to be a horrible rager but... man, i don't want anyone to compare me to DSP

    • @JerichoScale
      @JerichoScale 5 лет назад +30

      @Aziria Shingen I know that. But I mean among a personal level. If I record or ever get good enough net to stream I try to be a lot more chill.

    • @JerichoScale
      @JerichoScale 5 лет назад +23

      @Aziria Shingen Yeah, and I get that. But I don't want anyone to even begin to compare me. Cause people love to exaggerate at times. But like, being compared to him would honestly hurt. He's just such a shitstain of a person.

    • @uwugriffith
      @uwugriffith 5 лет назад +23

      Think about this, he acts like this knowing it's online in front of an audience. He willingly puts up videos of him acting like this on RUclips. He acts like this with 400+ viewers on his Twitch. Sure, I get mad at games and might yell or get upset, but that's alone at home with no one watching. If I was streaming and had people watching I would keep my shit in check not wanting to embarrass myself.

    • @trayculton6945
      @trayculton6945 5 лет назад +4

      I came to this conclusion before watching him but if you stay calm you can perform better underoressure and overall

    • @merces47letifer4
      @merces47letifer4 5 лет назад +4

      As a gamer of 28 years I've realized, it IS just a game, after all.

  • @nickwolfe5993
    @nickwolfe5993 2 года назад +37

    *walks directly into the paralysis clouds*
    darksydephil - "I CAN"T MOVE!!!"
    🤡🤡🤡 1:40:23

    • @KitsuneYojimbo
      @KitsuneYojimbo 15 часов назад

      My personal favorite part was him stepping onto a pressure plate and triggering the same arrow trap THREE TIMES.

  • @magicalhermitcrab5912
    @magicalhermitcrab5912 5 лет назад +429

    "Dark Souls is cheap, but Dark Souls is cheap to a point where you can, like, master it--"
    WTF does that even mean?

    • @Walamonga1313
      @Walamonga1313 5 лет назад +66

      It means "I suck, but it's totally the game's fault...though I managed to cheese DkS1"

    • @MrZEEsterious
      @MrZEEsterious 5 лет назад +8

      no one knows, he is brain dead.

    • @MariaIsabellaZNN
      @MariaIsabellaZNN 5 лет назад +31

      What he means is probably that Dark Souls is easier to cheese. Not even sure if that's true but looking at some builds his chat has brought up for him in DS1 and 2 makes me think he got an easy time on his "redemption runs".

    • @FireStarterCroatia
      @FireStarterCroatia 5 лет назад +12

      @@MariaIsabellaZNN calls it redemption run, uses black knight halberd through the whole game

    • @anactualguy8257
      @anactualguy8257 5 лет назад +5

      Lmaoo honestly i would describe sekiro this way lol

  • @lawrenceibbetson4890
    @lawrenceibbetson4890 5 лет назад +239

    In his Sekiro playthrough he said he loved Nioh. Then we have this 3 hour video of him complaining about it. Never change Phil.

    • @a.c.slater7989
      @a.c.slater7989 4 года назад +38

      He did the same with Dark souls during his Nioh run

    • @holow3038
      @holow3038 4 года назад +10

      Is a tsundere boy

    • @MybeautifulandamazingPrincess
      @MybeautifulandamazingPrincess 4 года назад +28

      Whenever he opens his mouth is to make himself look good, either by bragging about something or trying to make himself look humble and a nice person, but his memory is shorter than of a fish, and because he's lazy to even try keeping track of all his lies, so he doesn't realize how often he contradicts himself

    • @MybeautifulandamazingPrincess
      @MybeautifulandamazingPrincess 4 года назад +7

      Whenever he opens his mouth is to make himself look good, either by bragging about something or trying to make himself look humble and a nice person, but his memory is shorter than of a fish, and because he's lazy to even try keeping track of all his lies, so he doesn't realize how often he contradicts himself lol

    • @SuperPeterok
      @SuperPeterok 4 года назад +2

      Same with Bloodborne

  • @chickensdone1
    @chickensdone1 5 лет назад +143

    My God... This guy willingly records himself acting like this.

    • @duffysullivan2794
      @duffysullivan2794 5 лет назад +10

      The more I think about it, the more I think his gaming style is all an act. How could anyone be this bad at a game? I am thinking Dark Side Phil is a comedy act. As a youtuber he is playing the role of the gamer all gamers love to mock.

    • @ForeverLaxx
      @ForeverLaxx 5 лет назад +13

      @@duffysullivan2794
      It's fun to want to believe no one could be this dumb or this bad, especially at every game he ever plays. But it's naive. I suggest you watch a Down the Rabbit Hole video about DSP and you'll see it's not an act at all.
      Or don't. Keep some of that wishful optimism.

    • @thecatattheend2250
      @thecatattheend2250 4 года назад +4

      @@duffysullivan2794 Can't be. The guy doxxed his own fiance's personal life and still doesn't understand why that was wrong.

  • @SomeDude0313
    @SomeDude0313 5 лет назад +99

    I think I lost my Amrita watching this.

  • @worldpower78432
    @worldpower78432 5 лет назад +345

    1st: you can guard as long as you have stamina. Even if you just got hit you can guard the next attack. So his complaints about being stunlocked are wrong.
    2nd: you have to select the crafting material before doing it. Its hard to see with his facecam but I'm pretty sure his purple material was never being used cause hes an idiot.
    3rd: the game is an RPG. leveling in dark souls is helpful but its designed around more mechanics and enemy behavior's. Nioh is far more stat based. Being underleveled can be a major problem. He just whines cause hes bad in general.
    4th: all the major attacks from bosses are telegraphed. Usually with sound. Like you can hear a noise during the big water blob boss before he does the big beam.
    5th: stances can hello dramatically. Its extra agrevating because mid stance enhances blocking and yet he never blocks. He should have been using low stance since he likes to poke and run so much.
    6th: you can sell any and all gear to the shrine and you get exp and more importantly elixirs from it. The game literally cuts out grinding for healing by rewarding you for being a kleptomaniac and looting everything. He never learned that even into the DLC. idiot.
    7th. Magic and ninjitsu are amazing. Even if your not doing a build for either there are skills that you can still take to help. There's literally a ninja skill that when you die, you just come back. He could have gotten this but of course he doesn't bother to do any reading so he never found it.
    8th: this game is very much like Diablo in the sense that you only get to the meat of the game once you beat the story. You unlock new tiers of gear and even new mechanics like leveling up guarding spirits. He could have done this to help with the DLC as its expected you continued to play the game a bit if your playing extra content like DLC.
    final: Phil is an idiot who needs to stick with neopets or club penguin mobile.

    • @jimmywilde4768
      @jimmywilde4768 5 лет назад +15

      2nd - Thanks for this info. I've never played this game before but after watching two other TIHYDPs where this fuck face is bitching about the crafting system being "totally random", that statement didn't make any sense. I was pretty sure there had to be a way to influence the rarity of what you craft. Looks like my guess was right.

    • @nothingforgrantedPS23
      @nothingforgrantedPS23 5 лет назад +11

      Nice breakdown of info there, looks like I need to buy this asap! Just one game that slipped by me I guess.

    • @tomthestone1470
      @tomthestone1470 5 лет назад +5

      Just A hint Of Down syndrome the thing about the second argument is that the game automatically picks the best materials available. You can see that.

    • @tomthestone1470
      @tomthestone1470 5 лет назад +1

      So the second argument is pointless unfortunately

    • @worldpower78432
      @worldpower78432 5 лет назад +2

      @@tomthestone1470 does it? Its been a while since I've played so I don't remember everything 100% I just know whenever I crafted something I basically always got purple or better.

  • @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll
    @Ett.Gammalt.Bergtroll 5 лет назад +192

    I gotta hand it to Dave. Seriously. It is impressive how he manages to reduce such a complex combat system into something so monotonous and dull.
    Mid-stance Spear, default Strong x 3 combo for the entire fucking playthrough.

    • @GothicXlightning
      @GothicXlightning 5 лет назад +16

      only the foul Piggy can drain the fun out of anything
      even of the mighty NIOH

    • @OxSilentShot93
      @OxSilentShot93 5 лет назад +3

      I know right and I thought I was bad using mostly low stance regular attacks and mid stance reg attacks with the odd high stance attacks ( I like to play the quick sort of characters in rpgs) with dual swords or kusarigama. but unlike him i'm actually decent at the game.

    • @FinalMessenger13
      @FinalMessenger13 5 лет назад +12

      Hello! I can see why most of the critique towards his playstyle and behavior is valid. But after reading and hearing complaints about he never switching his stances and doing his monotouns combo, I am seriously interested in the art of switching those stances properly and skillfully.
      I played the game myself, did the DLC and very much optional content. And what I did was sticking to one stance, too, switching here and there to low or high to see, if I can get an advantage for a (for me) difficult boss or boss-like enemy. I, too, uploaded my content to RUclips. After a while, some viewers complained that I was doing the same again and again during combat. So I tried to change stanced, doing fancy combos and so on. But the game taught me that either the enemies are too weak so that switching stances was doing nothing special. Or enemies are so tough, that the combat (at least for me) consisted of getting one or two quick hits in before the enemy can get his/her attacks in. During those fights I did just not see any possibility for fancy combos or something else aside from going into the fight with low stance because that allowing to get quicker away from the enemy compared to high or middle stance.
      Bottom line: I really don't want do discredit your comment. I am just curious about how to get away from the monotonous playstyle that DSP shows and I got used to, because I saw very few very beneficial aspects.
      PS.: I am sorry for my bad English, but I can't do better :/

    • @MrTheGameNarrator
      @MrTheGameNarrator 5 лет назад +1

      Its the exact same with god of war. Only Phil can make god of war look boring as fuck

    • @NoneShallDefyMe
      @NoneShallDefyMe 5 лет назад +3

      I need him to play Ninja Gaiden Black. The salt from that playthrough would be legendary.

  • @worldpower78432
    @worldpower78432 5 лет назад +274

    This game is probably one of my favorites of all time and it makes me so happy it beat the ever living shit out of Phil.

    • @worldpower78432
      @worldpower78432 5 лет назад +11

      @FatalPies he gets the deaths but the salt in this was so great. He at least went through all the dlc for dark souls and even bloodborne eventually. He ran from the other dlc of this game like a bitch cause he knew he wouldn't be able to take it.

    • @wallacesousuke1433
      @wallacesousuke1433 5 лет назад +2

      @@worldpower78432 Nioh DLCs are HELL indeed xD

    • @FireStarterCroatia
      @FireStarterCroatia 5 лет назад +5

      @@worldpower78432 Ludwig from Bloodbornes DLC crushed him into 1000 pieces. When you wanna see a broken man, this is it. One of the best videos on youtube period.

    • @SparksMentalz
      @SparksMentalz 5 лет назад

      @@FireStarterCroatia I gotta check out his DLC run. I was watching his Bloodborne run and he honestly didn't play as cringeworthy as I thought. I think he even did a 2nd playthrough with a new character. His Sekiro rants are pretty hilarious too. Some points he made I agree with.

    • @PrayForTanqueray
      @PrayForTanqueray 5 лет назад +2

      @@SparksMentalz Some of his general opinions on Sekiro are valid, but the way he phrases them is just inane as always. I mean just look at him repeatedly not realizing that his posture is broken ("DOOD why didn't it blawk?!"). He always, without fail, bitches so it's no wonder that some of that could be seen as justified. Haven't played NIOH yet and keep catching myself thinking "Yea, that seemed unfair." until I read the comments...

  • @MrTheGameNarrator
    @MrTheGameNarrator 5 лет назад +332

    What's amazing is that most human beings will learn from their mistakes. Phil is the exception...

    • @teeef9071
      @teeef9071 5 лет назад +33

      There is a saying and it goes as follows:
      Smart people learn from mistakes others make.
      Most learn from their own mistakes.
      Dumb people never learn.

    • @zombiegamer123
      @zombiegamer123 5 лет назад +14

      It amazes me how he doesn’t even learn, even though he seemingly knows what the problem is because he repeatedly says what got him killed but doesn’t change anything.

    • @Ouroboros619
      @Ouroboros619 5 лет назад +30

      Even animals learn not to do something if it results in an unfavourable outcome.
      *Dog touches an electric fence* - "Ow, that hurt! Not doing that again"
      *Phil touches an electric fence* - "Huwah? HUHHH?! Why did I get hurt?" - *does it again* - "Dood, why's this happening? I'm doing nothing wrong" - *does it again* - "Dood, what the fuck, I'm so tired of this shit! I just want to get over to the other side but no, I gotta do a stupid fucking puzzle" - *does it again* - "This is so stoopid. Uh, chat, could you pay attention to REE?"

    • @jonwootton2181
      @jonwootton2181 5 лет назад +3

      It's ironic that he blamed his character for running away when he's controlling the guy Typical Phil Blaming someone else for something he's doing

    • @SuperGrayfox11
      @SuperGrayfox11 5 лет назад

      @@teeef9071 true

  • @anticlimax3123
    @anticlimax3123 5 лет назад +82

    I love how everytime Phil says "there is no way to explain that" it can very easily be explained

  • @patches2877
    @patches2877 5 лет назад +25

    This video is what convinced me to buy Nioh.
    Been trying out all the weapons, eventually stuck with Odachi/Dual Swords by the time I beat Onryoki. I will admit that the game is very overwhelming at first (tutorial helped with that) and I'm pretty sure I'm leveling up my stats poorly.
    ...but at least I'm actually using the mechanics of the game.

  • @TheDarkNet-.-
    @TheDarkNet-.- 2 года назад +29

    “I wish Elden Ring was as smooth as Nioh, you can clearly see the input delay as I tap circle” - DSP, 2022.
    DSP also while playing Nioh, “I was clearly dodging and the guy just stood there doooood.”

    • @loneshinobi2682
      @loneshinobi2682 2 года назад +5

      I periodically come back and watch this absolute masterclass of a shit show to remind myself I’m actually not that bad at Nioh 1&2
      I mean, I did see all five difficulty levels across both games. I can’t even fathom DSP on demon wise or nioh difficulty

    • @IHMyself
      @IHMyself Год назад

      @@loneshinobi2682 Wait, I don't remember Nioh having difficulty levels? 🤔

    • @loneshinobi2682
      @loneshinobi2682 Год назад

      @@IHMyself each NG+ cycle (there’s 4 total after your first play through) acts as a sort of “difficulty” increase

  • @jjkk1630
    @jjkk1630 Год назад +7

    I've recently come back to finish this game myself after playing some levels of it a few years ago, I'm at the end of the last DLC even though I guess Philbert never got that far but I've come back to enjoy watching this TIHYDP which is a pretty good demonstration of his classic bugged gameplay comprehension mechanics
    - Never tries a different weapon
    - Never switches out of mid stance
    - Never uses ki pulse
    - Doesn't cleanse one fucking yokai realm during the entire game (at 2:15:10 on the last fucking level of the vanilla game he either doesn't realize getting rid of it is an option or doesn't realize he got paralyzed)
    - Barely uses living weapon or any ninjutsu/onmyo magic (which is fairly surprising, I'd expect his cheese loving ass to have abused the living fuck out of quick change and sloth talismans)
    Also at 2:11:17 he's either talking about Mitsunari, one of the main antagonists of the game who's featured in lots of cutscenes and dialogue, or Tenkai/Mitsuhide who literally had all the relevant stuff about him said during that same cutscene (Nobunaga's vassal who betrayed and killed him) when he says "I have no idea who that is", classic goutbrain memory retention

    • @Percopius
      @Percopius 11 месяцев назад +1

      And the cherry on top, he rages about the very things his ignorance causes (plus the usual 'hitboxes' 'dropped dodge' etc... (did not use the 'input lag' much though, I'll give him that))

  • @DoctorShroom
    @DoctorShroom 5 лет назад +32

    "There's no need to adapt because they nerfed the one way I have been playing!"
    Mm, yeah, I see the problem there.

  • @minicupijaja3306
    @minicupijaja3306 5 лет назад +44

    "Stances are useless, you can beat the game pretty much easily with the mid stanc- MEN, SEE??? I CANT HIT THAT ENEMY WHOS IN THE FLOOR WTF??"

    • @duffysullivan2794
      @duffysullivan2794 5 лет назад +5

      How much thought does it take to drop into low stance to take out a low crawling enemy? Too much for DSP, apparently. All this stance switching is just gameplay filler and fluff anyway, according to him..

    • @pantheman2842
      @pantheman2842 5 лет назад +5

      Funny thing, the only time he has low stance is by accident and he actually beats the boss.

  • @PrimeTimeAction
    @PrimeTimeAction 5 лет назад +35

    Wears one of the lightest armors in the game, complains about getting one shotted.

  • @Capnsensible80
    @Capnsensible80 5 лет назад +75

    omg I literally laughed out loud when he popped his guardian spirit then still got killed by 2 random foot soldiers hahahaha
    I also like how every time an enemy is out of ki he runs away instead of pressing the attack when they are literally unable to defend or fight back. What an idiot.

  • @jovialhovis107
    @jovialhovis107 5 лет назад +40

    4:03 ah yes, the famed Nioh 'ulumunduhdun jutsu' items! How could we forget!

  • @worldpower78432
    @worldpower78432 5 лет назад +92

    I just noticed its the CUMplete edition instead of complete.

    • @Walamonga1313
      @Walamonga1313 5 лет назад +8

      I just noticed it's 3 damn hours long!

  • @worldpower78432
    @worldpower78432 5 лет назад +122

    As someone who put over 700 hours into this game, this is going to painful to watch.
    Thank you.

    • @HadesHatredEdge
      @HadesHatredEdge 5 лет назад +14

      It's amazing when you see DSP play a game and dies in ways you didn't think was possible.

    • @worldpower78432
      @worldpower78432 5 лет назад +17

      @@HadesHatredEdge if he could die in the menus he would. This playthrough single handedly shows everything wrong with DSP. probably the worst playthrough he's done and I'm gonna enjoy every ounce of salt from it.

    • @Walamonga1313
      @Walamonga1313 5 лет назад +4

      @@worldpower78432 I'm not enjoying it, the cringe is physically painful

    • @MALZEL-19F
      @MALZEL-19F 5 лет назад

      1000+ hrs and I find this hilarious

    • @petersaczko6192
      @petersaczko6192 5 лет назад +1

      5600 deaths and I completely agree with him. The creators of Nioh are just as smart as the people who bombed Pearl Harbour.

  • @Bladewyvern
    @Bladewyvern 5 лет назад +21

    This is especially hilarious because if you watch his Bloodborne playthrough, he continuously bitches about how laggy the input is and how Nioh is superior and how he was so much better at Nioh because there was no delay between button press and action on screen. "It's so much more responsive than Bloodborne!" But here he is, bitching how he "pressed the dodge but the dude didn't dodge". Fucking LOL

  • @HadesHatredEdge
    @HadesHatredEdge 5 лет назад +53

    *wet snort* Are you the guy? It's the GUY! It is really him? It's the guy! I'm watching a TIHYDP about him!

  • @FatalKitsune
    @FatalKitsune 5 лет назад +25

    Love how he constantly spams attacks so he runs out of Ki, then he whines "can't move!" when the enemy punishes him for it.

  • @AdminAbuse
    @AdminAbuse 5 лет назад +36

    And now he's failing at Sekiro but keeps saying how great Nioh was..... Alright Dave, always bending facts so he can talk shit about a current game

    • @RacoonSlayer51
      @RacoonSlayer51 5 лет назад +2

      He keeps talking how great he did in Nioh did he do redemption run or is this what he wants considers "doing well".

    • @notlogancrowley9334
      @notlogancrowley9334 5 лет назад +7

      Yeah nioh is a fun game that has no puzzle bosses with 1HKO moves *snort*

    • @pantheman2842
      @pantheman2842 4 года назад +6

      He praises the game he isn't playing at the moment to save face. Expecting "no shit" responses.

  • @ewanfraser
    @ewanfraser 5 лет назад +105

    It’s so infuriating to watch him butcher a great game. It’s super fun. Ki pulse! Change stance! Pull single enemies. It’s pretty funny to watch him get ganked though.

    • @petersaczko6192
      @petersaczko6192 5 лет назад

      Ewan Sinclair Can you please show us how to fight hyabusa on way of the nioh?

    • @LordTyph
      @LordTyph 5 лет назад +1

      I was just so frustrated on the Great Centipede because WHY ARE YOU ATTACKING THE FACE, PHIL, ATTACK THE TAIL! AND STAY OFF THE WOODEN PLATFORMS, YOU DON'T WANT A NARROW AREA TO FIGHT THIS THING IN BECAUSE FIGHTING HEAD ON MEANS YOU'RE RIGHT IN RANGE OF THE JAWS!

    • @joeb1955
      @joeb1955 5 лет назад +1

      @@petersaczko6192 Hyabusa sucks on any difficulty.

    • @MaxinRudy
      @MaxinRudy 5 лет назад

      @@joeb1955 that's what happens when you get a character from a speedy combat game like Ninja Gaiden and put it in a game with a slower combat... he kill our ass in 2~3 seconds

    • @joeb1955
      @joeb1955 5 лет назад

      @@MaxinRudy Yeah it sucked to farm him for the Izuna Drop for the katana. I had to break out the aged cheddar for awhile. It stunk up the room and I hated myself for it, but he needed some of that aged cheddar to get past him easily on higher difficulties.

  • @ienrdna
    @ienrdna 5 лет назад +24

    Im playing Nioh right now, and by the time I got to Ogress I must have died close to 500 times but even then I did not whine nor think game cheap.

    • @ienrdna
      @ienrdna 5 лет назад +6

      And where does he gets energy to whine so much I got tired fron just hearing him.

    • @smoker5989
      @smoker5989 3 года назад

      Hey man is it true Nioh is much harder than Dark Souls and Bloodborne?

    • @ienrdna
      @ienrdna 3 года назад +1

      @@smoker5989 yes but still worth playing

  • @thundergaming155
    @thundergaming155 5 лет назад +33

    “There’s no checkpoints in this game”
    Litterly everyone: “oh hey another shrine the to heal and level up”.

    • @anttiruuskanen7126
      @anttiruuskanen7126 2 года назад +1

      I wanna just state this first "I am not a fan of DSP".Now that i got that out of the way, "Litterly"? Come on...

  • @Memology101
    @Memology101 5 лет назад +238

    Thanks Pocok, very cool

  • @kurdtcoben
    @kurdtcoben 5 лет назад +42

    Watching DSP play anything reminds me of myself, playing Pokemon Red and complaining that it was unfair that enemies used potions. Only difference is - I was 6 back then.

    • @MaxinRudy
      @MaxinRudy 5 лет назад +2

      enemies uses potion on pokemon red? I though enemies started using itens on gen4 onward

    • @kurdtcoben
      @kurdtcoben 5 лет назад +5

      ​@@MaxinRudy The elite four has two potion slots in their inventory as far as I remember. Might be wrong tho, it's been almost 20 years. I just remember being really aggravated at minute things like these when I was a wee boy, that's what I wanted to say with this comment.
      EDIT: My memory was correct. Certain trainers like your rival, gym leaders and especially the E4 use healing items under special conditions (like their Pokemon being under a certain amount of HP). It's listed here under the category "Special AI": wiki.pokemonspeedruns.com/index.php/Pok%C3%A9mon_Red/Blue/Yellow_Trainer_AI

    • @mrstrdknmabalz1412
      @mrstrdknmabalz1412 5 лет назад

      So is dsp. He's 6

  • @alansquared
    @alansquared 2 года назад +41

    It must be really frustrating though, right? To be a man who gets everything 100% correct 100% of the time only for the universe to continually cheat him out of what he deserves over and over again.

    • @kobold1538
      @kobold1538 2 года назад +5

      If only these games were better designed, Phil would win and defeat everything 100% of the time and never lose once.

  • @Jehutyde
    @Jehutyde 5 лет назад +24

    Nioh's game over music complements Phil's whining really well.

  • @ThingsOnDemand
    @ThingsOnDemand 5 лет назад +35

    "keyboard's not working!" *smacksmacksmack*
    goodness, I wonder why. hopefully Phil doesn't beat the Kat when she doesn't work, too.

  • @PressContinue
    @PressContinue 5 лет назад +38

    DSP racks disciprine

  • @Psydrre
    @Psydrre Год назад +10

    Hey Pocok. Time to rewatch this modern classic of a TIHYDP. Thank you for your great editing and humor.

  • @deltaphazon4688
    @deltaphazon4688 4 года назад +16

    1:51:20
    *DSP shoots Sloth into a corner*
    DSP: Wow. I can't believe the boss didn't slow down.
    I can't even with this man

  • @leonkennedylk18
    @leonkennedylk18 5 лет назад +16

    I love how in the clip with Gundyr he has the Shield of Want and the Irythil Straight Sword. That's just beyond fitting.

  • @Noir.Surace
    @Noir.Surace 4 года назад +12

    Well he managed to be the first on finish Nioh with only mid posture at cost of over 200 deaths lol.

  • @MrMasterBoop
    @MrMasterBoop 5 лет назад +21

    31:30 Kappa didn't get the name from the twitch streamer a Kappa is a small demon or more commonly an imp, which is often displayed as like a little turtle or "river boy" as it could also be translated as. so it actually strikes fairly true to mythology :)

    • @justin5600
      @justin5600 5 лет назад +1

      It also eats out anuses

    • @Omnicrom
      @Omnicrom 5 лет назад +14

      more specifically they hunt for magical jewels containing souls that are allegedly inside anuses. For most of the population I doubt the soul is contained in the ass, but for DSP I'm unsure.

    • @SuperPeterok
      @SuperPeterok 5 лет назад +1

      I remember Kappa from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3 live action movie from the late 90's. Surprised it wasn't included in here.

  •  5 лет назад +17

    he forgot that this isnt dark souls

  • @teeooniiruusslooliinz5061
    @teeooniiruusslooliinz5061 5 лет назад +24

    I know kappa from japanese lore since I was 8-9 year olds and this guy said kappa come from twitch really??? The more I watch the more I hate myself that keep support twitch(in others channel) to support someone like this guy Sighhhhhhhhhh

    • @Omnicrom
      @Omnicrom 5 лет назад +6

      If it's any consolation DSP has been violently self-destructing for years. No matter how much support he gets DSP is someone who actively burns bridges and makes decisions that make things worse for himself. Donations, Subscribers, and Patreon can't stop DSP from being DSP, and until he realizes that things aren't going to ever improve for him.

  • @Naruxos07
    @Naruxos07 5 лет назад +25

    *FINALLY A COMPLETE NIOH TIHYDP* I'VE BEEN WAITING A YEAR FOR THIS. The only other TIHYDP cut out a huge portion of his playthrough. Nioh was my favorite game of 2017, and I enjoy watching TIHYDP of games I've beaten.

    • @LordFrost1337
      @LordFrost1337 5 лет назад +5

      Amen. Jumps from the start right past the 2nd (3rd with tutorial) boss, I was so looking forward to seeing dsp face hino enma.

    • @PocokPresents
      @PocokPresents  5 лет назад +1

      @@LordFrost1337 He killed her for like the 3rd try? poked her to death, it was pretty boring, no rage.

    • @SuperPeterok
      @SuperPeterok 5 лет назад +1

      I can't wait for part 2

  • @mihirlavande
    @mihirlavande 5 лет назад +5

    30:20 "A guy showed up out of nowhere; so fucking lame!"
    Loading screen " A reckless warrior falls to an easy death. Be wary of your surroundings."
    It's almost like the game is trying to communicate with Phil because of how bad he is.

    • @PocokPresents
      @PocokPresents  5 лет назад +2

      The game should have toss him a dollar. The only way to communicate with him.

  • @DoctorTheo
    @DoctorTheo 5 лет назад +48

    Yo out of all of the DSP detractors out there, you are the best one.

  • @BrettonFerguson
    @BrettonFerguson 2 года назад +3

    "Smything" Just like his Skyrim playthrough. "Gotta work on Smything"

  • @beanyboom18
    @beanyboom18 5 лет назад +8

    Wanted to end the video after 5 minutes.. I'm now over 1 hour in, and utterly fascinated.

  • @RC__1207
    @RC__1207 4 года назад +7

    ''Stances are not necessary''
    Meanwhile: 133 deaths

  • @EpicSmileyMan64
    @EpicSmileyMan64 5 лет назад +20

    I commend you for rooting through the shit and through Alchemy, turning solid shit into gleaming gold. Bravo.

  • @climbhazzard126
    @climbhazzard126 5 лет назад +26

    Such incompetence being put on display of one of my favorite games. It's so painful. Nioh really isn't that much of a chore to learn, so long as you take the time to master things like Ki pulsing, stance change, and stamina management. The whole basis of the combat is built with those things as a foundation. Everything else can be considered extra that is provided for ease of play and build diversity.

  • @FreddyChoppins
    @FreddyChoppins 4 года назад +19

    "So next is Spider Nest Castle, there's gonna be spider-type enemies in this castle, right?"
    =|

  • @datdude1538
    @datdude1538 5 лет назад +10

    I’m guessing he won’t be buying Nioh 2. He literally died to every single enemy in the game.

    • @PocokPresents
      @PocokPresents  5 лет назад +5

      Ofc he will.

    • @neildrunkmaam7040
      @neildrunkmaam7040 4 года назад

      Ooooh, he will buy it.
      Hope he plays RE3 REMakE on hard difficulty too.🤣

    • @pantheman2842
      @pantheman2842 4 года назад +3

      This comment did not age well.

    • @SuperPeterok
      @SuperPeterok 4 года назад

      @@PocokPresents will he buy ufc 4

  • @predalienplush780
    @predalienplush780 4 года назад +22

    How did it take him 240 deaths to realize you can't block elemental attacks

    • @SuperPeterok
      @SuperPeterok 3 года назад +5

      Because he doesn't pay attention

    • @kaydenka1
      @kaydenka1 3 года назад +3

      It's because he refuses to accept that he's wrong.
      _All_ video games should be programmed to _his_ specific gameplay style, and if they don't the game is garbage.

    • @ava-1536
      @ava-1536 3 года назад +3

      You can't fix ignorance

  • @fenrisfastlane1
    @fenrisfastlane1 5 лет назад +11

    It pains me that this guy has the ability to vote.

    • @PocokPresents
      @PocokPresents  5 лет назад +4

      Has the ability but doesn vote. He has this condition... you know... being lazy and ignorant.

  • @RoyBright
    @RoyBright 5 лет назад +35

    That may possibly be the worst Nioh play I have ever seen; and I thought I was bad hahahaha

    • @RoyBright
      @RoyBright 5 лет назад +4

      Dear Christ, I watched it all - that is what a man, who has spent his ENTIRE life blaming everything other than his own failings, sounds like - what a tool!

    • @jacobcowley6934
      @jacobcowley6934 5 лет назад +4

      Roy Bright i was worse on my first playthrough and died like 800 times but like 600 were from the first half after that I got better and I recently did another playthrough and only died like 50 times

    • @RoyBright
      @RoyBright 5 лет назад +1

      @@jacobcowley6934 at least you learned buddy and did not blame the game hahaha - I died so many times before I got to grips with the game and learned the best mechanics - looking foward to Nioh 2 :)

    • @jacobcowley6934
      @jacobcowley6934 5 лет назад +2

      Roy Bright I’m looking forward to nioh 2 as well man I got to play the alpha and anyway on my first playthrough for the first half I was very ignorant did blame the game sometimes but not on Phil’s level and now the only boss in the game I’d still consider to be badly designed is the stupid centipede boss

  • @ACloudWithoutAir
    @ACloudWithoutAir 5 лет назад +43

    God I miss the Alpha Demo difficulty, they chased you everywhere.

  • @N1xon45
    @N1xon45 Год назад +2

    Crazy how every broken game mechanic follows him from game to game and no one else.
    Nothing he could do.

  • @MrOrzeker
    @MrOrzeker 5 лет назад +9

    Nice to see that this guy still can't accept that he messed up when he die/lose.

  • @ImSwiftLy
    @ImSwiftLy Год назад +6

    I skipped around this video 8 different times and every single time I managed to land on a death screen lol

  • @HandsomeAl
    @HandsomeAl 3 года назад +6

    This is probably my favorite TIHYDP overall. The editing alone ensures Phil is nearly tolerable to listen to, but all the other edits (especially the slaps) really keep it entertaining.

  • @Agoonga
    @Agoonga 5 лет назад +7

    With Phil's total lack of any kind of awareness, I'm surprised his RL death counter is still at 0

  • @grooselog
    @grooselog 5 лет назад +22

    Nice, love it!! Never fails to make me laugh & face palm these tihydp’s. Especially enjoy yer one. DSP: “What!!? Nothing I can do” Everyone else: “There’s plenty you can do, but we all know you won’t”

    • @michaelbdog8309
      @michaelbdog8309 5 лет назад +1

      Haha! Never thought I would see you here 😄

    • @Mohobofo
      @Mohobofo Год назад

      To be fair nioh 1 is full of complete bs lol nioh 2 is way betyer but yeah at least attempt to figure out the mechanics

  • @Iroquois_Pliskin
    @Iroquois_Pliskin 2 года назад +5

    51:33 "I almost fell!" *Looks down* "I did fall!!!" Its like a Looney Tunes bit

  • @ricksanchez5460
    @ricksanchez5460 2 года назад +4

    Constantly runs passed enemies then wonders why his character is weak af

  • @angus3044
    @angus3044 5 лет назад +10

    I love it when onis pimp-slap him like the 11 year old girl he wanted to slap

  • @Khujop
    @Khujop 5 лет назад +3

    Oh man, I was waiting for a full tihydp since I had a taste of a much shorter one previously. Thanks for the amazing work.

  • @migueligartua1217
    @migueligartua1217 Год назад +2

    The slap sound effect followed by "OH MY GOD!" kills me 🤣🤣

  • @mashen5796
    @mashen5796 5 лет назад +8

    If you have enough water defence, Umi-bozu won't instakill you with that one attack (you know)

  • @FreddyChoppins
    @FreddyChoppins 4 года назад +5

    1:27:44 If only there was a stance that was LOW to attack enemies LOW to the ground. Oh well.

  • @oomsou5018
    @oomsou5018 4 года назад +5

    I keep coming back to watch this every time I try to beat Nioh. (This is my second attempt to beat the game, long story short haven’t played it in ages decided to restart I wasn’t even half way through now I’m here,) Anyway I keep having this on in the background to snap me back into reality when I start getting frustrated. I do honestly find Nioh absolutely unforgiving early on. Like i find it harder than dark souls early on and I ain’t changing my stance on that, but whenever I start blaming the game (and yes I have done so and even cried from getting my ass handed to me by a boss soo many times and dying when the boss was one hit away) I just gotta remember. Don’t be like this man. I never wanna be Phil. He’s a good wake up call to help humble a person if they get pissed off at games. So yeah good TIHYDP.

    • @PocokPresents
      @PocokPresents  4 года назад +3

      Early game very brutal. I had multiple restarts cause I couldnt beat vampire chick boss. It gets a bit easier later.
      Dont be like DSP!

    • @oomsou5018
      @oomsou5018 4 года назад +1

      Pocok I beat that Vampire chick today after crying because I wiffed by a centimeter and died at the very last hit. Afterwards I made it to the end of the next level which is the one I remember not having much trouble on. I think the furthest I made it last time was the poison cave. I remember coming back after a few months and was like “how the hell do I even do this?” Said fuck it went back and tried to maybe optimize my build. Little did I know my older version grinded more and shaved off the edges a bit. The game is still more punishing early on than dark souls. But yeah I can tell it will get easier but like dark souls only I didn’t feel like Dark Souls resented my existence while Nioh’s enemies just feel malicious. Not like malicious towards the character more like hating the player and they effortlessly grab you and push you over and just slice through all your health in 2 hits.

  • @limawhiskey7451
    @limawhiskey7451 11 месяцев назад +1

    If DSP actually made it to DLC 2, Yukimura would have made him quit as well for sure

    • @loneshinobi2682
      @loneshinobi2682 5 месяцев назад +1

      I was thinking the same thing. Yukimura is bar none my favorite human boss in Nioh 1 and I know for all the time I spent learning his fight and how he behaves Phil would have been out of his depth. Yukimura is far beyond Phil’s “one stance only” playstyle

  • @theunholyarcher9403
    @theunholyarcher9403 5 лет назад +25

    Why did he even choose the dual swords if he never uses them. It's so baffling. I'm no expert on Nioh by any means but jesus christ.

    • @PocokPresents
      @PocokPresents  5 лет назад +3

      No clue. He used it like for a minute

    • @tomthestone1470
      @tomthestone1470 5 лет назад +1

      Joshua Aitken I mean he could use the slot for a back up spear!

    • @luxinterna3370
      @luxinterna3370 5 лет назад +1

      you have to chosse 2 weapons, but its not rly important. its just your starting weapon and a +1 stat bonus.

    • @tomthestone1470
      @tomthestone1470 5 лет назад

      Lux Interna Not like that, general use.

    • @theunholyarcher9403
      @theunholyarcher9403 5 лет назад

      He could have had two spears that deal different damage types and switch when needed

  • @DeATHMeTALSCooBYDoo
    @DeATHMeTALSCooBYDoo 5 лет назад +5

    I love Phils classic strategy of running through an entire area then fighting every enemy instead of one or two.

  • @anniekat736
    @anniekat736 3 года назад +3

    I have no idea who this Phil guy is or why RUclips gave me this video when I searched for “nioh no hit run” but I’m glad I ended up here.
    I’m like an hour in and I’m pretty sure he hasn’t even attempted to ki pulse yet...

    • @PocokPresents
      @PocokPresents  3 года назад +2

      I highly suggest lookin up "TIHYDP ""your favourite games"" " or just any game. You wont regret it!

  • @JustforKikX
    @JustforKikX 5 лет назад +20

    I never really understood JUST how bad Phil was until I played this. I JUST finished fighting the ninja toad tonight with the same load-out, and killed him in less than a minute. Chucked a sloth talisman/defense down talisman at him and used Enko. This game is as much about skill in gameplay as it is item management/knowing match-ups. And seeing as Dave is from the lily pad, you'd think a giant toad would be easy for him.

  • @tinywolfie
    @tinywolfie 5 лет назад +35

    Ricki Gervais has a son?

    • @mihirlavande
      @mihirlavande 5 лет назад +6

      He'd take a hammer to the nuts if this was true lol.

    • @Bulletproof_Trump
      @Bulletproof_Trump 4 года назад

      I don't get the reference

  • @self-parternerd8661
    @self-parternerd8661 4 года назад +4

    314 + 133 = 447 Deaths
    - That's more than twice as many times I died in my 12 runs at this game + the grind for armors and weapons + DLCs.
    - I'm not particularly good, just slightly above average.
    - He is embarassing... All the game without changing stance and purifying Yokai!

  • @jimmymagic2438
    @jimmymagic2438 4 года назад +4

    Dude thinks just because he‘s a “tank“ he can just sit there and press buttons while eating all the hits of the boss.
    Without that tank class he would‘ve rage quitted the game much earlier

  • @LordFrostDeath
    @LordFrostDeath 5 лет назад +49

    *uses a single build (and spirit) that is "overpowered" in the main game*
    *same build gets destroyed in the dlc*
    Hmmm....why does that sound familiar...same element, too...

    • @tomthestone1470
      @tomthestone1470 5 лет назад

      Black Blaze funny that

    • @holamoco
      @holamoco 5 лет назад

      I don't get it

    • @tomthestone1470
      @tomthestone1470 5 лет назад +1

      holamoco17 watch his dark souls 2 tihydp

    • @jovialhovis107
      @jovialhovis107 5 лет назад

      @@tomthestone1470 AND ALL MY LIGHTNING SPEARS ARE GONNNE!! (Darksydefacepalm)

  • @ptrd4111
    @ptrd4111 2 года назад +3

    26:40 key thing to note about spirit guardian, it makes you invincible to damage, but if an enemy lands a hit the gauge decreases. The sniper was the MVP of that round.

  • @bangenergyenjoyer2567
    @bangenergyenjoyer2567 2 года назад +4

    I fucking LOVE how little he understood the blacksmith menus and mechanics

  • @pyrysaarinen4954
    @pyrysaarinen4954 5 лет назад +6

    Wow! This Nioh walktrough is a real TIHYDP pearl. Really glad to see full version of it!

  • @WeiweiCheng
    @WeiweiCheng 5 лет назад +7

    "Right through my attack; I wasn't even attacking..." LOLOL 37:58

  • @Kyrika
    @Kyrika 5 лет назад +3

    I came here specifically to see what Date Masamune could actually do. I just had my first ever fight with him with a ninja build and I just stunlocked him by throwing shuriken and kunai at him until he died... he literally didn't get to do anything. What better way to see what a boss can do than to watch someone who I know will get hit by everything he throws out?

  • @zeloslp2
    @zeloslp2 4 года назад +4

    Gotta love how at 40:33 he is full on salt. Look closely, it says: "Salt 1x You cannot carry any more of this item". :D Classic DSP.

  • @valtterihiltunen5700
    @valtterihiltunen5700 5 лет назад +12

    How can he even enjoy any game he plays when he gets mad from everything

  • @FlowState.Racing
    @FlowState.Racing Год назад +2

    "DUHHH I'm DODGIIIIING!" No Phil you are DYING! That is literally all you are doing!

  • @UnknownJudgment
    @UnknownJudgment 5 лет назад +8

    I just find it amazing that he actually thinks he did well in this game, yet there's enough material for a 3+ hour long video densely packed with his failures.

    • @Manglet762
      @Manglet762 Год назад

      3 hours of failure isn't bad by itself considering how long this game is, it's WHAT he's failing at: failing at understanding so many basic mechanics and calling the game bullshit because of it.

  • @jmar1732
    @jmar1732 5 лет назад +6

    i dunno why but i found the fact that he goes "four hits" and throws up three finders kinda funny

    • @TheShortbread123
      @TheShortbread123 5 лет назад +1

      *fingers, everyone can make simple mistakes sometimes

  • @MarquisLeary34
    @MarquisLeary34 3 года назад +3

    Thank you Phil. Revisiting this has inspired me to revisit Nioh and finish what I started, and actually learn how to master the game instead of praying I fail my way through. Also can't believe I missed him thinking Japanese historical figures were Chinese. Ugh.

  • @twikki9071
    @twikki9071 Год назад +3

    Watching this in 2023, I forgot how good quality your TIHYDP:s are 👍 Many laughs from my side 😂

    • @PocokPresents
      @PocokPresents  Год назад +4

      Thanks.
      Sadly modern dsp is soo bad, it doesnt worth the time to even look into it.

    • @twikki9071
      @twikki9071 Год назад +1

      @@PocokPresents I see, and that’s understandable, he’s getting more toxic by the minute.
      You put in one hell of a effort with your TIHYDP:s so I’ll keep watching them from time to time, and I’ll be around if you ever change your mind ❤ Appreciate the quick response aswell :3

  • @theoshodi
    @theoshodi 5 лет назад +3

    Thank you Pocok, i cant imagine the pain of editing this video... you are a truly remarkable person.

  • @komodo380
    @komodo380 4 года назад +3

    Phil's snorts have been freed from this mortal gout!

  • @tundrarunner4951
    @tundrarunner4951 3 года назад +4

    This has become one of my favorite TIHYDPs. It's nice to see DSP's higher levels of anger here.