Madame Web Reviews FALLOUT Critics DESPISE Industry Changes
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- Опубликовано: 18 фев 2024
- Madame Web reviews came out and proved the Box office right for Sony's Marvel Spider-man universe movie. Despite Disney and Disney+ not being part of this separate MCU esque superhero movie, it suffered the same fate. Pulling in less at the box office than Morbius, Spiderman spinoff Madame Web is having knock on effects. But despite the critics reviews agreeing with the audience and Dakota Johnson, will the critics like the industry changes? Is Madame Web worth watching?
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Madame Web is the movie that keeps on giving. When a movie is this much of a box office crash everyone dives in to try and work out, but why? Well with great introspection comes great excuses, because they all realise why it failed, they just don't want the inevitable consequences of the industry realising them. Even websites whose critics loved the movie are having to agree that....the other reviews are right. And with industry insiders coming out with the data of who actually goes to the cinema to see these movies. Is it time the industry changed? Or will they realise the problem, and then just ignore it to double down? Let me know your thoughts down below and always, thanks for watching :)
Great timing mate, i needed this pure comedy today to cope with the fucked up life in Slough. I always look to see if you uploaded something.
I guess hiring a writer with multiple high-profile flops was a bad idea.
I can’t work it out for the life of me. At some point the bottom line has to count. I understand the tactic of using the DEI shield to preemptively provide excuses for poor box office performances but there has to come a point when their DEI score matters less than their profits/losses.
Your points are all valid.
The more I hear from Dakota Johnson... the more she seems based and utterly charming.
What's even worse is that they changed the famous Spider-Man quote from "With great power comes great responsibility," to "When you take the responsibility, great power will come." Sounds more like a villain's line, not a superhero.
That's a bad guy line if I ever heard one .
Don't tell me those words actually come out of some ones mouth
Yeah it's strange that they did that when the last Spider Man movie they made the just finally brought the quote in and used it right
How so?
@Mr.Witness the word "take" . Don't sound like something heroes do
Look, in order to be truly great the writers need to understand that when they have the power to do good things to others they have the responsibility to do those things.
These studios are using these movies to launder money. That's the only conceivable reason why they're still being made at this below-trash quality, and the people at the helm of them are able to remain in place. These things are designed to be bad, I'm sure of it.
Of course
Even though that sounds super tin foil hat-y, it’s not THAT ridiculous of a theory.. what a time to be alive
Ikr. Even in the 90s when Bat-nipples put the fear of god in any studio wanting to do superhero movies (that's why those early films got very little budget and less studio interference) they scrambled to get back on track. Wtf happened? Is the ESG money that plentiful? Marvel was making back to back billion dollar films, and now they went from barely hitting half of that to not even sticking a 300m mark! DEI has cost them guaranteed billions!
The Mob used to do it, why not modern Cartels?
It's embezzlement by the persons greenlighting these projects and running them.
You know how heavy smokers lose their taste and don't realize how badly they smell?
Hollywood is like that.
I've been smoking for yrs and my taste buds are fine and I smell....well, not very good but cigarettes are delicious
your taste buds aren't. its a fact rather than an opinion unless youve smoked like one cig @@cappy2282
@@cappy2282stop being a degenerate and dont smoke
@@cappy2282lol proved his point, cigs taste like ass nice try😂 it's an acquired taste like beer but it'll never be lemonade man.
As a smoker Margaret is right on this one, we get numb to it since it overpowers our senses
Hey! I know how bad I smell!
Seeing Rachel Zegler desperately screaming "i love making movies! thank you for everyone that paid for a ticket!" made me laugh. She is so desperate to salvage what's left of her career, after the "i want to be paid for every hour wearing that dress" and calling Snow White all the things she said, saying fans need to be educated, maliciously attacking Gina Carano when she was fired... i guess all those movie deals are off, Rachel, innit? Weird, weird...
Yeah, it's obvious somebody finally told her that people hate her now because she keeps hating on older Disney movies that customers actually love.
@@fakecubedMaybe somebody also told her that her best movie barley breaking even, while the other two failed, isn’t making her a star.
It's almost like being a total ass doesn't make you likeable. Who knew, amirite?
Still, someone from hell got her this dumb trophy... 🤮🤮🤮
No, those movie deals are _not_ off, and her career is also doing just fine, but sure: just keep on coping and seething about how your side is supposedly “winning the culture war”, you right-wing weirdo.
I've always wondered why they think having people walk on a red carpet would impress someone enough to watch a movie. It always comes off as pretentiousness to me.
It used to be one of the rare chances people saw celebrities at such an event, so it was more exciting/interesting to see them and was part of the mystique of Hollywood. Actors images were heavily guarded and curated so they were kept more of a mystery. Seeing them in public moments was a novelty. And people, naively, bought into the images. Now we see and hear from them so much that red carpets mean absolutely nothing to people and are just annoying.
Well at the red carpet for this particular movie, there were two big arguments that made me consider checking the movie out.
Sadly, those arguments were not revealed in the movie and for that reason, I am out.
Boobs.
Well, if they had said that Sweeney only wears outfits like her red carpet dress in the movie, I wouldve watched it. Who would care about the story. Just think about her running in that dress in slow motion... All I would need.
@@IncredibleMet I think they even compressed those arguments to try and convince us that Sydney Sweeney was an ugly nerd.
I wrote elsewhere that if the movie had just been Sydney Sweeney walking around in a Spider man bikini, the reviews would have been the same, but it would have at least made more money.
At least that would sell than what the hell sony was smoking
spider man bikini on a trampoline would be awsome.
That is probably how she got acting jobs in the first place
Ya ain't lying. It's my understanding that the reason women didn't mind the Thor, Captain America, etc movies is because they at least got to watch good looking guys running around in tight t-shirts. Sex still sells and eye-candy is a thing. Take Black Widow as another example. Not that many guys really cared about the character, but Scarlett Johansson looks great in that suit.... so yeah... we'll watch it.
Jim Bob : "Needed three more shower scenes to break even" LOL
In 2005 I was on a chat group and some of the women were lamenting that there were "no" female superhero movies. I mentioned Supergirl, Catwoman, and Elektra (which was in the cinema at that moment). The women cried back "They don't count!" When I asked why, they responded that those movies weren't blockbusters like Superman 1978 or Batman 1989, etc.
I asked, "How many times have you seen them in cinema?"
They responded: "That's not the point."
proving that those complaining Karens wont even support the movies that were intended for them.
@@turnipbeybladespinner7836 They don't want A even though they claim they do. They want A to exist so they can accept or reject it, passing judgment over others instead of appreciating the time, energy and resources put into making them happy.
They expect other women (and men) to buy the product. Look at the feminists who decry a supposed lack of women in STEM. Practically none of them took STEM degrees or have interests conducive to a career in STEM (e.g. hobbyist programmer). They'll say they're simply not interested, apparently unable to believe other women would feel likewise. No, it must be patriarchy!
I've had many of those kinds of conversations in the last few years over women leads in movies, particularly things like action movies... they hate when you bring up things like Ripley, The Hunger Games movies, etc proving that these have been around for a very long time.
@@Quandry1 There are so many good or decent action movies with female leads. Just off the top of my head, I liked Colombiana, I liked Hanna (2011), I love The Long Kiss Goodnight, and I could probably think of a dozen others I really like if I took the time.
Kraven was a hunter of big game. He was also an aristocrat and related to another Spiderman villain the Chameleon. He used special herbs to enhance his senses. Eventually he went insane and having failed to kill Spiderman took his own life. In the comics he was definitely one of the more interesting characters but not enough to make a movie about.
The fact that in 6 days they still made less than Morbius is crazy. The bar is at the floor and they still managed to go below that.
It's morbin time
Hollywood is no longer about climbing the highest mountain, it's a limbo contest to see how low you can go.
@@skarlock5257 thata an awesome way to put it ngl
Morb sweeps again. I'm going to buy it on blu-ray just to spite this movie.
Just a friendly reminder
Joker was made with significantly less budget, but made billions
As a woman, I would like to make it clear that I absolutely reject the idea that bad movies are somehow made for me. They are not.
Well they don't care enough to understand your interests. They are pandering to a caricature of you.
As a woman, I support this observation.
As someone who isn't
I'm sorry for you girls
They do understand women's interests. And they expect to change them.
These "message" driven movies are not made to pander, are made to "educate".
@@Albertoscutariusnot educate…..pervert is a better choice of word
Kraven doesn't make much sense without Spider-Man. Core part of this character is obsession with Spider-Man. Greatest story with Kraven, "Kraven's Last Hunt", revolves around Siergiei replacing Peter Parker as Spider-Man. If they follow the pattern of making movies with Spider-Man characters without Spider-Man, there's no hope for these movies.
Aside from the fact that leaven was a villain
Kravens father was in the Serengeti hunting lions right before he died.
You need to add something fairly unrelated to that sentence to make it sound as bad as the Amazon. What you wrote isn't nearly as cringy.
I feel that Madam Web really should have seen this coming.
Ok, I'll laugh.
Judging by her promotion of the movie she did see it coming
She's not exactly an actual clairvoyant material, is she.
If Madame Web was Sydney Sweeney instead at least she would have seen me coming
Honestly, Dakota Johnson was so transparent in not givin a f, that I believe it's kinda impossible to hate her for this movie... 😂
100% agree, she comes across as very likeable, quite chilled actually.
Felt like a lot of those interviews before and after the last GoT season came out
She had that Mark Hamill-Last Jedi interview energy.
My thoughts exactly. She seems (at least on surface) quite level-headed and stable, a commendable feat for someone coming from such... party-oriented parents.
@@MarStoryTime i get what you mean, but imo mark Hamill had an extra layer of depression cause of what the character meant to him and a lot of people. No one cares about madame web 😂
17:05 My last girlfriend became obsessed with 'cliche' things. To the point that if she realized something she was doing was perhaps cliche she would shut down and be unable to continue doing that thing. Like a weird sort of OCD.
I literally had to explain as you are now. It's cliche because it's common to what people do. Breathing is cliche, eating is cliche, watching tv is cliche. It reflects human life. Why be afraid some book reviewer is going to walk in on you living your life and judge you for doing something they find cliche?
I wonder who they thought the audience was for this movie?😂
You mean besides the crickets?
I have not seen over 90% of the "content" Disparu posts about. I don't give a flying f*ck about Madam Web, the Marvel Universe or Tolkien Lite. I am here because Disparu is a master story teller, he always makes me laugh.
Same. The constant riffing on this garbage makes me donkey laugh every video.
Now if he would use some of that you tube money to get his teeth worked on
@@darkhighwayman1757...but isn't that just a British stereotype anyway? Yeah, we see you and your teeth, Mr Powers......
I have to give Dakota some credit... At least she knows good cinema. Oppenheimer was dope.
She is still not a good actress
@@ToeKnife166 Being a good actress and having good taste in film isn't mutually exclusive.
@@ToeKnife166 She's just miscast. When they need a person who can believably play a text-to-speech robot, she'll do great.
She's embarrassing.
@@Miyuki2319or maybe play a bit role as a plank of wood in a movie with a scene showing a fence.
I get Johnson. She did those chick flicks but wants to be more than the next Shade. The thing is she was pretty good in Bad Times at the El Royale. That was not a huge movie, but her character was more than decent. And the whole movie had some decent wheels under it. Maybe a little lean toward the thinking thriller for major audiences.
All I am saying is she should look at what she did there and maybe look for scripts that could echo that sort of feel. Apparently it didn't make budget, but made $7 million opening weekend. Forever now Hollywood has put bad scripts in fron of good and decent actors and ruined careers. She can be another brick in that wall or make a mark in front of the Chinese place. All she needs to do is fight for good scripts, not 'empowering' but just good.
I dunno. I don't think she cares if it's good honestly if she can just phone it in and still make money.
The sudden self awareness of certain people involved is refreshing....and overdue.
Dakota Johnson seems more self-aware than a lot of actresses, at least, that's the impression I get.
So self aware that she took the job? Lol
The impression I get is that she's pissed off having to get out of bed everyday.
@@sporkybutterz
She fired her agent right after this movie
I’m torn. She’s either sharp as a pin and playing dumb to avoid having to carry the can for the movie, or she’s a bit of an airhead who has moments of clarity.
@@sporkybutterz$$$
Boy oh boy, watching Dakota Johnson's press junkets is more painful than watching an eye get sliced with a razor.
I genuinely feel bad for the poor girl.
Given her parentage, she never had a chance at a normal life.
To her, this is just what you grow up to do, sadly.
What's worse is she knows it's a chunk of crap.
I bet She got paid ££££ Enough! But Sydney Sweeney and the Red Carpet Jeeeeeeeesuuuus Christ 🎉 That's the Film right there
She seems like a snob in all of them like she’s above superhero movies. As if it hasn’t provided her probably the biggest pay check of her career
@@AG-sj4omno it was just THAT BAD and I like the fact that she’s honest instead of trying to gaslight people.
Thanx Disparu for going through this agony for us. Yesterday I watched the Marvels, I'm still recovering from that....
Yea.
I asked my daughters about this movie. They had no idea what I was talking about, and they liked Spider-Man movies.
I think Marvel missunderstood why people like Sydney Sweenie (in euphoria) and overestimated her ability to pull in audiences while dressed
And Sweeney hates the masses for that. These people want to be known as serious thespians.
Remember that scene with the bikini?
More of that would do wonders, Marvel obviously has ZER0 clue
@@TwilightAnarchy That's the point. You want them to use sex appeal to draw in men and boys. That is an egregious sin against women, in their minds, because it "treats women as just sex objects to get off on, and not human beings".
B😮😮B💦
@@DragblackerThey are though. I can count the women I've met throughout my life who have said something intelligent on one hand and I probably wouldn't need all five fingers.
My favourite part of Madame Web is when Mr Miyagi teaches her how to Kung Fu hustle, and then she wins the dance off against the Scorpion King.
You never watched it! The Scorpion King CGI is entirely too serious for this movie. It was the cow from Kung Pao! 😂
Fuck yeah Kung Pow reference
I would say mine is when Gandalf collects Harry Potter and brings him to Yoda who tells him ‘Harry a Jedi you are mmm’
Truly an emotional scene I cried.
Thanks for the spoiler. Now I don't have a reason to watch this
As a Filipino.. it became the "number 1" movie because it was the only movie in theaters for 7 whole days. And it only made 184,000 USD in the Philippines
"The planet inself rejects the movie"!!!
GOLDEN!!! :D :D :D
Sydney Sweeney on the red carpet is the best thing to come from Madame Web, oh mama!
That's exactly why they hate the audience.
Ah the simps are always around
@@562wiseguy that word has been overused right into the ground
@@562wiseguy You're not a simp for seeing a hot woman for free and acknowledging she's hot. Simping is when you start undermining your own morals and standards for women.
Unfortunately her massive fun bags couldn't have this film.
PHP 10.4 million is around US $200,000. Considering ticket prices are between $5 and $10 - let's average to $7.50 - that's only around 30,000 tickets. Pretty meager for a nation of over 100 million people.
I can’t remember the last time I paid less than $13 for a movie unless I was viewing a midday matinee.
340 million I think. Population.
Kraven is one of Spiderman's oldest recurring enemies. He's mildly interesting, but not nearly cool enough to merit his own movie. They're just scraping the bottom of the spider barrel.
Kraven the hunter is well known to comic book readers and fans of various animated Spider-Man series.
“Tv audiences don’t want anything original. They wanna see the same thing they’ve seen a thousand times before” -Philip J. Fry
Well, yeah. People are down for something original when its good though.
@@Seoul_Soldier I know.
I quote it mostly for the IPs that get destroyed when they try to “reinterpret” them.
It’s amazing how a cartoon character gets it right when high paid, genius visionary studio executives seem to consistently get it wrong. Of course Fry is a hell of a cartoon character.
Whatchoo talkin' 'bout, @jeniferclemente1252?
@@brandonreynolds2645 the quote was meant in the sense of IPs not needing a change when they are established in a way that’s not broken.
If the comic book version is more interesting, they didn’t have to change it at all for the film.
I've written a historical film script to appeal to non-history fans. I've just left out all the history! I'll clean up, who wants in?
Were you the writer on Napoleon?
Randall Wallace, is that you? (Writer of Braveheart).
It better have robot waifus in it, you bigot
I've not laughed this much since... well, your last video. Thanks bro!
1:00 Dakota Johnson interviews are 10/10. She's hilarious. I could talk to her for hours.
The weird thing about Dakota Johnson is that she feels like AI. And it’s not just her acting. Everything I see of her feels like I’m watching a robot. It’s kind of scary actually.
She does have a kind of Data from Star Trek:TNG with boobs vibe, doesn't she? With less personality, I mean....
To answer your question yes, any Spidey fan knows who Kraven is.
Sony's biggest problem outside of just making bad "Spidey adjacent" films is that Spider-Man is not in them.
Any true Spidey fan would kill for a Spidey/Kraven film, Spidey/Venom film, Spidey/Black Cat film etc etc. But these characters alone just can't attract the same attention without Spidey involved and specially being outside of the main MCU also doesn't help
Agree.
‘A Spidey/Black Cat film’ oh one can only dream. One. Can. Only. Dream.
I thought fans were tired of M-She-U and connected universes, so do you want standalone things or not?
@@user-yq9im9dk9z We want good movies. Whether they're connected universes or have female leads is irrelevant.
I thought that it looked like a superb pair of movies. 👀
How?? How did Rachel Zeigler get best action movie star? For what, fighting back movie profits?
She is the new Action Icon of the twentytwenties!!!
I don't believe there's "superhero movie fatigue". I believe there's bad, "the narrative" driven, superhero movie fatigue.
Lot of column, a little column b. Ten years ago Blue Beetle would have definitely made more money. I went from watching every single superhero project, including the bad ones, to not being arsed with anything except for invincible and the boys.
Girl boss fatigue
There absolutely is superhero fatigue. A lot of people just don’t care anymore regardless of quality.
Agreed. Looking forward to Deadpool 3
Woke fatigue.
"Unfortunately, there was no fallout there." - I saw what you did there, you man of culture, you!
I was thinkin' 'Damn right, Disparu.' 😂
Freeing ourselves was, in a sense, very freeing.
Hollywood-speak in a nutshell.
So glad I discovered your channel, nice to have a British take on Hollywood.
Kraven the Hunter was a great Spidey villain but I'm convinced the big screen version will be complete ass and not even follow the comics.... as is the norm in Hollywood when it comes to source material.
From the trailer the movie looks like it could be good just not good for what it’s claiming to be. The Kraven I know doesn’t look or act anything like what is in the trailer but the action looks like a really violent and brutal action movie so who knows at this point, could be another Venom, could be another morbius.
He's gonna be gay
Agreed. I am a Kraven the Hunter Fan and do not want to see my boy get butchered
There's a video with the writers from a bunch of Disney Corp movies and the writers admit to having no clue about the comics, characters etc just using familiar names to write their own uninteresting crap
@@tiffanyroberts6460 Except Im tired of hollywood taking comic characters and completely changing them. Iron Man worked because the movie nailed who the character was, RDJ was an insanely spot on casting because he was just like Tony was in the comics . Now we get crap like Secret Wars , or Echo, or Madame Web, which are barely like the comics, where they change up powers/backstory/who the character IS completely., just to shoehorn in what the writers want to say and not what the source material says. Where writers say they didn't like or didn't even read the source material so they just make stuff up! Now we get Kraven, where instead of a egotistical, insane guy who thinks he is the ultimate Chad and wants to literally hunt and kill Spider-Man, we get some tree hugger bitten by a radioactive lion (or something) That's NOT Kraven! There is a difference between putting your own spin on things, and completely disrespecting the source material.
Wouldn't letting Sydney sweeney and Dakota Johnson be attractive in the film increase the chance of the film being successful..
If putting them in bikinis/butt floss was the only change, the movie would still be ass, but they might have picked up another million or so from incels who arent smart enough to wait a day or two for stills from the movie to leak online. The issue here, as with making Woke films is you're appealing to a SMALL but LOUD demographic - that group alone, even if they did go to the movies, wont be enough for your film to be successful.
*raises teacup* Of course.
Back in 2015 i 🤔. Steven Spielberg said something like superhero movies would go the way as westerns and slowly fizzle out. I think we will soon be reaching that era.
The busting your own balls approach this actress has I have to give her credit. Comes off way more likeable
Like yeah guys I know you deserve better…
Reminds me of Sting Victory road 2011 with Jeff Hardy… “I agree”
The people responsible for Madame Webb should be in jail right now. The fact they had Sydney Sweeney in a movie and made her look ugly is an absolute travesty and a true humanitarian crisis in my opinion.
I kinda think they were preparing her for sequels/ whatever project the original plan was. I mean the three girls made to look teen here, I bet they were planned to return as adult in next Sony movies
She ain't that attractive for one. And her boobs are fake man.
"...next Sony movie."
ROFL
Making Sweeney ugly is a humanitarian crisis? Dude, get your priorities straight 😂
Always love the sarcasm and humor in your vids, Thank You for making them. Don't know if anyone put this in comments or not but the PHP 10.5 mil record in the Philippines is the equivalent of USD 188,000 (rounded up).
They will decide no one wants superhero movies. Then they will put a turd on a stick and when no one eats it they will think no one likes chocolate ice cream.
yes strong and powerful women, the topic we never heard before, please give us more of this
I, for one, like her deadpan stoicism. It’s unique, and fun to watch how uncomfortable/nervous it makes people.
Also, if they want to make a female spider movie…make Gwen Stacy
Love the shirt bro, great commentary too, subbbbeeddd
Hollywood has innovated a whole new level of self delusion.
That two second spin at the begin of this clip was by far more entertaining than the whole movie and about the same level of storytelling... Nuff said !
It's what I was here for . And a tall glass of milk , or two
And she's just a display stand for tits. Just another trashy floozy. Whatever happened to classy ladies like Audrey Hepburn?
Nuff said, such patronising such full of yourself
@@jangolub8240 Said the feminazi full of himself/themselves 🤡 Go cry a river ...
@@jangolub8240 Ahhh, did you get offended on the internet again Sweetheart ? Please tell daddy where it hurt ...
Kraven the Hunter is one of the original Spiderman villains. He is a hunter world famous for taking down huge game with only his bare hands. Bored with all his conquests, Kraven decided to hunt Spiderman and got defeated time and time again.
… and famously “deleting” himself at the end of Kraven’s Last Hunt.
Maybe the new movie will be about his psychopathic resurrected character, where Madame Web has to step in to stop Spider-Man killing him?
That movie is gonna be trash too , just by looking at the trailer
@@TheyCallMe_TC box office bomb in the making woke is obsessed with making villians seem good lol
they shd replace all actors with shoehorns and call it a day
your brief description sounds better than the movie will ever be
@11:46 I thought it was Mimir from GOW talking for a second there!
The sad thing is they keep ruining characters that worked really well in the comic books. "Kraven's Last Hunt" is one of the best Spider-man stories of all time. And now they'll ruin him too.
I love the line at the end when Dakota says, "We be webbing!" Empowering.
Az: UHWEH UHWEH UHWEH UHWEH!!
Cringe asf the whole webbing time thing is done to death. Be original if ya can. See nobody else is doing it now thank god.
Yeah, man. That glow-in-the-dark Madame Web costume... 👌
Great to see Hollywoods money laundering is going so well! And chat GDP should get an award for writing something equal to Hollywood writers! Who says AI and humans can't work together to ruin everything!
Its not about llsing miney, its about the message
I'll bet AI could have made a better script. 😂
Well said! It's been explained for years now but they just don't want to hear the truth. You articulated the point so exhaustively that even a child could understand it. I thoroughly enjoyed this! Subscribed😊
Honestly: enjoying your videos has been a hit-and-miss. When you're as positively energetic as you are in this review, you knock the proverbial baseball "out of the park". Of course, Madame Web is low-hanging fruit. But I have GOT to share with with family. Your research was spot on. Combined with Doomcock's and Film Threat's recent revelations that the film and TV industry is quickly going to DIE over DEI woke writers, this vid has secured its place in the "Classics" for me. Thanks!
okay - the interviewer was majorly trolling Johnson when expecting her to answer that Madame Web would sweep the oscars. That's like going up to the skinniest dude in the high school and asking him if he's going to win the weight lifting contest. That's just straight up trolling.
Why can actresses look hot on red carpet but not in the movie? Why has it become a problem to be beautiful and hot?.
Because "manboys" sexualize and dehumanize those women by slobbering over them, but dressing like that also "defies uptight moral scolds" so they'll keep doing it on THEIR terms, not YOURS.
Because homely women want to convince the world that being attractive is a bad thing.
Post Modernism
Its only a problem for raging Feminists who want to take away anything that might, Flying Spaghetti Monster forbid, kowtow to the Male Gaze. Maybe, just maybe this is the movie that finally gets Hollywood to recognize that, as Disparu touches on in this review, if you keep catering to a SMALL but loud percentage of the population and make a movie for them and THEY don't come out to the theater, your film will fail. Go back to making movies with characters with arcs, flaws and struggles, MALE AND FEMALE and you will get your audience back.
You are right, I'm not the audience they should target. My heroes are Mary queen of Scots and Joan of Arc not whatever this is.
Excellent analysis, Disparu!
It seems Dakota is one of the few actresses who are grounded in reality
and boredom.
Rachel Ziegler FINALLY got a participation Trophy. Aww.
The Eternals red carpet = "This movie is so incredibly diverse... Diverse... Oh so diverse.... Diverse!"
Madame Web red carpet = "There's oh so much empowerment... She was empowered... It empowered me... I was empowered...!"
😒😒😒
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I like that there is sad music whenever Sydney Sweeney is shown as a frumpy teenager in the movie. 😄
Isn’t Disparu the person you wished you went out for coffee with? Imagine the entertainment value.
Tea, he is a tea sipper.
@@alberto5770 The coffee is probably to rile him up to start the entertainment :p
I hung out with him at the FNT London meet-up .. he’s exactly the same (minus the cut aways)
@@buckaroobaizuo25 Cut always IRL would be kinda off putting, glad those aren't done in the company of others.
I gladly accompany him to the Dentist
I can’t tell if they’re falling into the sunk cost fallacy or are just miserably failing at pushing their agenda
You know a movie is bad when earth itself is rising up to stop the promotional tour.
If they're going to continuously blame "superhero fatigue" for why (among many other reasons) these movies are failing, why are they still making superhero movies?
Superhero fatigue is just one of many reasons why superhero films are disliked now. Another reason is taking a character, ignoring their backstory and lore to create a mediocre film with a so called message.
Perhaps we are all just the madames of our own webs. 🤔
I think...the Real webs are the people we meet along the way! lol
@@user-go4vz2ir6r Aaa beat me to it
I'm trapped in this Star Destroyer's web, sir, and I wouldn't have it any other way!
_resumes duties_
They know they made a shyte movie because there's been radio silence from SJ Clarkson. She's gone underground... something that guy who made Robyn Hood should have done.
As someone who wanted to get into comics but never did, because my parents didn’t like it, and there weren’t really any places around me that sold them,
I am certain of two things:
1. There have to be excellent female-superhero led comic book stories out there somewhere, and
2. Hollywood is, at this point in time, basically incapable of doing those stories any sort of justice.
I know our current society loves false dichotomies, but have they thought about movies that have male AND female characters together where both are respected?
That's so 20th Century......
That would melt their tiny wittle brains.
I used the word “female” the other day and was called every name under the Sun. Apparently that is akin to calling them an animal.
@@samblack5313 I like to think of them as 'Persons with Pen is Envy'.
@@samblack5313How are they supposed to be feminists if they’re opposed to female?
8:02 Goes to show that the "people's awards" are also nothing more than a massive joke.. Rachel Zegler winning over Keanu Reeves, you can't make this shit up 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Watching you slightly loose your composure after the Sydney Sweeney clip made my day lol
First time I've seen your content
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Keep it up
Got to get the sweater puppies out to make money
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With the interviews she did I was just wondering if she is plain stupid or playing the dumb beauty...
Afraid the answer is YES, but not so beautiful.
Can’t blame her. If I looked like that I’d be milking the hell out of it
I love chichis!
"No one is going to the cinema to laugh at this"
Sorry Disparu, that's literally me tonight lol
Why would you support this drivel? Laugh at it on streaming but don't give Sony a reason to continue making garbage by increasing box office numbers. If everyone went to see it just to make fun of it, Sony would think they did great.
Avoiding tropes comes because their one semester of writing taught them to avoid clichés at all possible costs, and they assumed that meant tropes too. Then ironically, they focus so hard on avoiding tropes, they not only fall into other uninteresting tropes, they also end up relying on clichés.
19:20 -- RE: Craven-as-Character; AKA Craven the Hunter. I'm not an expert on the various supporting characters in the Marvel universe, but I happen to know Craven in particular because of the Marvel "What If" series of comic books. One of those was "What If Craven Killed Spiderman?" and it's probably one of the top-selling issues of that series.
We're winning this culture war, lads. It feels nice to be part of the turning tide !!!
I’m not celebrating till I see better games and movies.
Noy yet. They're migrating to Japanese media and gaming.
Netflix anime cash grabs, sweet baby inc. etc.
Movie goers may be woken up already but weebs and gamers are still asleep.
Not even close. It’s just the start of the beginning.
To the point where even the people who signed up for it are able to be embarrassed. It may not be enough but it is something.
Winning what?
As far as Kraven goes, the character has been featured throughout Spider-Man: The Animated Series, as well as S2 of The Spectacular Spider-Man.
TAS is probably more faithful to the comics, but it was fun to watch him mutate in Spectacular.
Kraven the Hunter appeared in some Spiderman comics in the early 80's and never reapeared.
I laughed so hard at this rant... thanks for the entertainment. I subscribed. I will say, though: Dude, you said the dangerous quiet part out loud. 😊 Best line of the vid: "I'm getting those "You're right... BUT I WISH YOU WEREN'T" kind of vibes."
14:11 _"Can't women have one thing?"_
Yes, and they're called rom-coms.
I thought this was only made so they could keep the license.
I am pretty sure hearing ages ago about their contract that they had to make use of the spiderman universe license X number of years or lose it. Hence why they went for the movie equivalent of shovelware
The real crazy part is they thought this movie was gonna make over $100 million in February 😂
Excellent review!
Kraven is a Spiderman villain--I know about him from the 90s cartoon series. Personally, I don't care about him that much but he works well WITH Spiderman. I'm not sure how they'll manage to make a good solo movie with him.
5:23 love how this is basically a strategic rewording of "Amazon decides to write a spiderman spinoff series... For the spiderman audience" 🤯
So funny. I always enjoy your reviews.
If I was Rachael Ziegler I’d be humiliated to be given that award ahead of cruise and Keanu
Is Dakota heavily medicated or is she just apathetic about it all? Including while working on set?
Same here, either "Nepo girl" is as flat as in the red carpet or there was chemistry involved.
@@alberto5770 Her Dad is an awesome actor too. I guess it's true, talent skips a generation.
In fairness to her I couldn't summon up any enthusiasm if I was in that position.
Notice that nobody is mentioning Sony in these reviews. They paid the Morbius writers to make a tax writeoff... I would also be belligerent about not being hired for any movies in the future. It looks like she doesn't want to be there... Probably because she doesn't.
@@Bonesawisready926 multiple generations. Her mother and maternal grandmother are also actresses