HoneyDew Podcast #17 | Tom Segura
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- Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
- Welcome back to the HoneyD- is that someone's cell phone? Oh yes, it's the Drip God himself, one of the main Mommies in his own kingdom. It's Tom Segura on the Honeydew! We find out how Ryan and Tom got to know each other, plus we hear why Tom's first sleepover ended with brown and tears. Did you have a booger couch when you were a kid? Also, we get to hear some of the most hilarious "I Love You" stories that involve alcohol and early 2000's R&B. Plus, stories about Tom getting boo'd off stage and Benny Cleveland!
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i love bert but i like how much talking time tom gets on this one, we get to actually hear the whole story lmfao
He’s story’s are way better as well.
T-Bunz and Sickle Cell? Mmm I like that..
Stega Drugist7 sickle cell is racist
SICKLE BUNZ
Stega Drugist7 😂, live from studio G
Look at that splash of whole milk in T-Nuts' coffee, also, that's cup is almost all ice - Water Champ all the way
Obviously Tom has made a prompt example of a former member of the Starbucks staff. Good riddance!
T alert, raw stuff, slick stuff and definitely neat stuf.
Don't you find Ryan sickler looks virtually identical to Tommy buns.
I like that.
You two are perfect together. I've actually never enjoyed Tom so much, and I watch all of his stuff
I liked this girl once when i was 11.her dad was an ass and hated me,so i just rode my bike back and forth passed her house hoping she would see me and come out. I went passed and looked back to see her come out waving to me i pumped my peddles extra hard to turn around quick and when i look back forward i saw a huge ass mailbox with a wooden fish nailed to it it clotheslined me off my bike onto the pavement in front of her. I got up and thats the first time i hurt myself as a kid and didnt cry.
Goddamn… I was dying when Tom accused his mom of putting boogers everywhere 😂
Why did this take so long. I was ready to try this episode out a month and a half ago.
The song he played over the phone to her has got to be 'Anytime' by Brian McKnight my first guess was Back At One of course
I think that bathroom is a shared en-suite, it was called that at my university
It's a Jack-and-Jill bath.
We need one with tom and Joey Diaz at the same time
Can't wait to see you on the Body Shots tour in Jax. Love me some Bert.
😂🙃
They call those bathrooms Jack And Jill where I'm from in Canada
I'm 3 minutes in and they're already breaking out the black guy voices. Gotta love this shit
Hellz yeah!
I like to hook up but not the first night 😂
I miss this Tom. Naturally, people get more guarded as they get more to protect - just saying.
Same jeans
This episode is brought to you in part by Starbucks
Never heard of this Segura fella, but he looks well hydrated.
W J the champ is here 🤘🏻
Funny you would say that I was thinking the most hydrated person ever... All while being friends with the fattest man in the world!
@@jonlamontagne2626 Fattest racist!
@@Azimon not going to claim the most racist champion title
@@Azimon you said the r word
It's dope that YMH turned this channel into a whole podcast network.
Matt Henry genius! They’ve just surpassed anything rogan has done
@@Name-oz4lq rogan could run 10 shows if he wanted to, but he doesnt want to
@@HyperintelligentViralSpider he didnt think of it. But your right he doesnt have the time for more workload
I think Rogan paved the way for his peers and YMH has just taken it and ran
@@bensoros6488 idk how you could say that when Tommy and christina both have multiple specials on Netflix and sell out huge crowds and he certainly didn't pave the way for dr drew either if anything you could say Tommy's paving the way for sickle cell
Ryan Sickler has the best laugh of all time. I almost hope that his stand up is just him laughing like that for an hour lol
Sickler, Jimmy Carr and Diaz. Comedy laugh trio
He sounds like Lee Syatt a bit
Look up Ryan Magee laughing. It is like pure sunshine and happiness
i like it but the sound level of his laugh blows my ear drums out compared to toms tone...
I like sickler, I actually really dislike his laugh tho. Cool guy tho lol
YMH in my mind, is the only podcast "network" where the content is universally high quality and they all play off each other.
They play with everyone but Theo Von.
Arbitrary
Agree. All three shows are high and tight, and the way they reference and play off each other is not only funny, but really smart for building an audience for all three. Todd and Chrystal killin it starting this network
Ya and they even talk to the same people about the same shit in the same studio.
Sean Wegner a lot of comedians are insecure when it comes to certain people and Vonn must be someone like that to Tom he is also to Joe. Ppl like Vonn and Delia intimidate other comedians who believe they are top tier. also vonn prolly smashed christina
Damn I wish these 2 would do their own podcast together. It would be epic
Uragay
Aged well
Wish these two would do more skits like when they done "9-inches". That was literally better than 95 percent of what's on TV now
Love that sketch! "The peoples mayor" and "Frank advice" are also great.
Roll Tide!
Carl Mauch I love that sketch so much because I'm a born and raised bama fan and I understand how much the 2 teams fans really hate each other 😂😂
Don't burn those wings
@@Papajankypot I thought it was don't put too much sauce on them or something like that
"There's a few beautiful women in dumpsters in this town" - Sickle Cell
Please make this into a shirt.
Doesn't really roll off the tongue though, does it.
@@matthenry2564 Try it out
Dead strippers maybe.
Tom at 30min has talked more than burnt krieser will let him on 2 bears 1 cave lol
I have to say, it's not even funny how much Bert interrupts everyone & hijacks stories... I try to laugh about it but he just gets on my nerves.
I grew up with a Bert, I'd run out of Tshirts because this kid would grab the collar of my shirt & drag me away from whatever I was doing. Never let anyone else talk, every story would get interrupted & retold, even though he was never there.
@@tobymcgroby8967 I actually prefer Bert talking, he's interesting.
Tom WAY prefers listening and rolling his eyes anyway.
that guy you grew up with doesnt really sound like a Bert.
more Bert 'adjacent'.
All in all i prefer Bert and Tom together because they play off each others strengths.
Bert looks great! he's lost so much weight in this episode.
29:20 “Return of the mac” I literally had spit out my drink in laughter 😂
xDD
Not only is Ryan naturally hilarious he also has a great way with people and seems genuinely compassionate and kind.
Love you two together, such great bro friends and chemistry. Please can this show and Dr. Drew be longer!!!!!!!!??????? Thanks Papa Jeans!
Oh, great! My weekly dose of soul uplifting laughter by Sickle Cell. Best show on the network!
he makes me my gut laugh
His laugh during the story about Tom's college shit had me in tears
I'm not feeling well but this made me laugh so hard!!!! Damn this is so good
Quickly becoming one of my favorite podcasts. Sickler is a bad mamma jamma.
Ryan has to have the most infectious laugh I've ever heard.
Red Palace need a podcast w Bert (burnt Chrysler), Theo🐀👑, uncle joey and sickle cell. Their laughs alone would make me die. Theo doesn't have the funniest laugh but he brings it outta people like no other. Maybe throw Tyson in there lol
Josh Wolf is right up there with him.
I second josh wolf ^
Let’s get him in a room with rich evans
I thought lee was there for a second
I'm having a Tom Ryan marathon in honor of Ryan's new channel
Nobody:
The ghost that lives In your closet: 11:54
Yes! This podcast is awesome. Ryan Sicklers comedy is great. If he ever comes through Indianapolis, Im there.
ayy indiana represent
Indian apple tits*
NAP
There’s no way it wasn’t “back at one” by Brian McKnight
I was thinking that too, but lyrically I think 'Anytime' by Brian McKnight might be the song
How about 'The only one for me'?
2 minutes from the end, he actually says it is “Anytime”
Yeah its "anytime". Lol
Today on The Honey Dew:
How tall was James Brown?
If there's ANYONE watching this who's never RUclips searched "Tom Segura 9 Inches", please do, and You're Welcome....
That's the most hilarious thing on RUclips ! The guy wants a dick from the start putting all that sauce on the wings!
whos the sexy voice mommy in the intro???
I will always rewatch Ryan and Tom on any podcast together. They genuinely enjoy being around each other and that makes me enjoy even more
I could watch anything with Tommy Bunz in it, no one makes my sides hurt like the "REAL" Water Champ.
Ryan! I love you. Your laugh and the way you approach the topics we are uncomfortable to talk about. I am a person who suffers from depression/anxiety and i have been successfully fighting addiction. Your show gets me out of all of that even if for an hour. Please keep being you forever and always you sweet honeydew❤❤❤❤❤❤
I wish Ryan and Tom would’ve done a podcast together instead of Bert and Tom. They feed off each other. Also they listen to each other instead of Bert just talking over Tom the whole time!
Ryan and Lee Syatt 100% are related
as a non American I don't understand most of what Tim Sugar is describing when it comes to football but I still enjoyed the storytelling process, it was compelling and interesting and funny. Thank you for sharing!
Thanks for sharing the embarrassing story Tom... Loved it. Funny shit man!!!
T-Bunz is fattening up again.
ZeBatata He definitely is
I laughed so hard at '"I'm at the comedy club!" a random callback to a story from a years old podcast
"Was it...🎶Return of the mac🎶"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
These 2 guys just hangin out is so good, like Joe and Joey good! TNUTS n Sickle cell 2020!
It’s a Jack and Jill style bathroom
This is quickly becoming one of my favorite podcasts! YMH is killing it!
We had the “Booger Bandit” at our house. My kids left “gifts” on the bathroom wall, and all four kids acted disgusted and blamed each other. It kinda became a family guessing game... We keep um high and tight.
Can't wait till Tom gets divorced and this is the new ymh
Gonna happen if she wont eat his ass. Needs to try it out
I hope not. They have 2 kids together.
@@beautifulsurprise9424 tom and sickel cell have 2 kids I never knew that. Who's the mom? I don't want to assume anyone's gender.
@@akathehnic Funny
I've waited for Tomás to Try this one Out. My jeans are tight.
U think Tom dont like theo cuz christine licked theo's scrum and not Tom's?
joseph scarborough oh ya def
Gang Gang Tom! #Theogate
Best comment onward
Is that the mouse guy?
Fuck Denny's bruh
Y’all is full o dents
@@xboutdattime89 So is your mom.
Just kidding, I'm sure she's a nice lady.
Anyone here who doesn’t listen to YMH and just Honeydew? Genuinely curious
@Sean O'Connell I typically only watch the short edited clips of the YMH podcast, but I actually enjoy watching Honey Dew from start to finish
Interesting question
wow those stories were epic.... really humbled me on a lot of terrible experiences i had as a kid lol
27:02 “scared you’re gonna shit yourself and start cryin”
Shout out to 'Boldimore'...
Baldamore
Boltmore
11:53 funniest version of Sickler's laugh.
We all know Ryan's mom's favorite comedian is "That Mouse guy" Theo Von. I hope they are just trolling us with #TheoGate
Drip Daddy Dollaz comin' thru with that fire
I found you from uncle Joey Diaz... love the new show!
Gang gang #theogate
I did abs yesterday, and I laughed so hard I thought I was gonna tear a muscle when he talked about shitting his pants. Love YMH 😂
This is before Tom broke his arm knee? He looks like Bert here (fat af). Jk. Tom lost all that weight.
I knew it was Brian McKnight lol
Can we get a compressor going for this podcast? Sicklers scream is 10 times as loud as the rest of the podcast! lol.
Theo gate is REAL,
just like Chrintine is a MTV "star from the 90s"... prove me wrong. whole lotta hate towards Theo but why? Cuz hes from Louisiana? or maybe his you know what touched somebodys no spot?
Is this the mouse guy thats addicted to porn everyone's talking about?
Two of my favorite comics. Best chemestry ever. I came in just 4 strokes.
@Clams McGee heroin makes you last longer. Try some ass play, nothing sexual
Ryan sickler should be the other bear for real their chemistry destroys tom and bert
Benny's got a gut; but, he carries it like he's 210.
"You know I love you right?"
"Oh yeah I know"
HAHAHA 😂
I love this duo. They need to collab more. Give us Cutman 2!
I’d watch these two talk for fucking days. What a joy!
“Oneeee, you’re like a dream come trueeee, twooo just wanna be with you” 😂🤣
Hahaha. That was probably the song he sent her, no doubt.
Dude, Sickler is gold. T bunz and CeePee, very good investment!
This has got to be the 3rd time I've watched this. Never gets old.
RIP Top Dog 💚
Now I got my spank material for weeks to come
Hearing that these two used to game together makes me love them even more.
I left to check out cut man after they talked about it. It’s hilarious
Dude these two need to do more together.
#theogate
Please do a new Cut Man. That shyt was soo good
did you know ryan sickler actually does voiceover for every radio commercial in the delmarva? Acura dealership? Sickler. Orthodonists office? still sickler.
William whaaaat?! I live in Delaware. I’m gonna have to listen out for it now
ruclips.net/video/ttY5o2GCP8c/видео.html vintage sickler 1987
What the fuck this is three years ago, already? Get out there and go do your stuff, gang.....time keeps cruisin'! Shoutout Night Jeans Nation
I can't breath! HAHAHA the dried booger story
Miyuki Nishioka dying laughing and getting the stink eye from everyone in the quiet ride train car right now hahaha
My roommates just asked me if I was ok 😂 they thought I was crying hysterically @@Laura-qo5tx
The two bedrooms that's attached by a bathroom is called a "Jack & Jill" bathroom
09:48 I spent the night at a 5th grade friends house the night before we were to leave for what was called '5th grade camp' (Long Beach Ca Unified School district program in the 70s and 80s) Camp Hi Hill. Joel (we're still friends) parent's made mac and cheese and pot roast, string beans and rolls. I had everything before but the mac and cheese... Mind blown 5th grader. Hahahaha.
GET THE FUCK OUT! AS TOM IS TELLING THE STORY I AM MAKING A BAGEL WITH CHEESE. (also with chili and a little garlic salt on top). Spooooky😱
"Do you need a ride somewhere...?" LMAOOO
Return of the mack had me howling
#theogate
One of my first sleepovers at my friend's house....I peed the bed....bad...I was up all night trying to dry it...so nobody noticed...it was horrifying! I'll never forget that .. trying to fan the sheet..wow...
this was phenomenal... the streetz need a weekly Segura/Sickler Pomcast