[We are in the Wierd Timeline] Internet Historian's Area 51 Video Reaction

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  • Опубликовано: 28 ноя 2024

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  • @MuffinHunterX
    @MuffinHunterX Месяц назад +189

    Let's storm space. It can't decompress all of us.

    • @RealtaoNua
      @RealtaoNua Месяц назад +38

      If we Limit Break, we can dodge the lack of oxygen 😂😂😂

    • @darkone69
      @darkone69 Месяц назад +9

      Yeah lets go baby

    • @kyuokuo
      @kyuokuo Месяц назад +24

      Yes it can. It bought the full version of Winrar

    • @kentlindal5422
      @kentlindal5422 Месяц назад +1

      Space isn't real. It's just a conspiracy by Big Gravity to keep us down.

    • @bastil5856
      @bastil5856 Месяц назад +19

      @@kyuokuo .... There's a full version of Winrar? Lies, I say! No one has ever bought the full version of Winrar, therefore the full version of Winrar doesn't exist.
      The full version of Winrar can't hurt you if it doesn't exist. q.q

  • @EmulsionTime
    @EmulsionTime 28 дней назад +6

    "You can't be drunk and get on a plane."
    Britain here and that message has definitely not reached us.

  • @TheeChaste
    @TheeChaste Месяц назад +76

    trust me they never going to run outta bullets, I can't tell you the amount of times I've been to the range to qualify and we end up shooting for hours because "we have to use up old ammo we have so fucking much of it"

    • @mgass1354
      @mgass1354 Месяц назад +3

      There's a lot about Groom Lake that people don't know and people who have been there aren't going to spill the beans we do know because, yeah, not hot to visit Leavenworth.

    • @ordisraru
      @ordisraru Месяц назад +2

      What if they were firing at emus?

    • @elevate07
      @elevate07 Месяц назад +2

      Ah yes, the prelude to the all day weapons cleaning detail and bribing the armorer to just take the weapon

  • @YukoValis
    @YukoValis Месяц назад +29

    Police can go into a military base under very limited circumstances. Basically if they are witness to a crime in progress they can enter to assist or sound warning to the military police. Like if they see someone sneak in they can go in and tackle them etc.

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 Месяц назад

      Wouldn't that be base MP and CID jurisdiction?

    • @YukoValis
      @YukoValis Месяц назад +3

      @@dubuyajay9964 yes but they can't just stand idle after witnessing a crime. They would arrest them for the MP to take over.

    • @mgass1354
      @mgass1354 29 дней назад +4

      @@YukoValis
      It all depends on the situation and circumstances.
      If a local officer saw someone sneak onto an installation, say, climb over a fence, they would notify their dispatch who would call the base operations center, who would then dispatch their security out. No cop is climbing that fence to chase that suspect. Well, not a smart one.
      If a military person commits a crime off-installation and runs trying to get onto base with the local authorities after them, and the guards at the gate see that the locals are chasing the person, they are holding that person at the gate for the locals.
      If the military person gets onto the installation and the locals want to get that person, they would go through the installations legal people to have the person turned over to them. But, there have been many instances overseas where the base shipped the person off installation and out of the country before they had to turn the individual over. So there's that.

  • @Vejitatheouji
    @Vejitatheouji Месяц назад +27

    "His stuff is so funny and so weird."
    I mean...isn't that the reason why we watch it?

  • @probablysomeguy4806
    @probablysomeguy4806 Месяц назад +39

    17:33 Airports may not be messing around but TSA is still full of clowns.

  • @scottv5587
    @scottv5587 Месяц назад +24

    39:28 That’s Anor Londo from Dark Souls. I believe it’s based on the great cathedral of Milan

  • @matiaspereyra9392
    @matiaspereyra9392 Месяц назад +10

    20:15 good job agent, keep up the good work

  • @crispy_338
    @crispy_338 Месяц назад +78

    Yeah statistically there HAS to be life somewhere. Intelligent? Probably. Little green visitors to earth? Possibly. But at this point who cares unless they’re malicious

    • @DivusMagus
      @DivusMagus Месяц назад

      They are just really into anal play.

    • @TheCrazyCacaConsumer
      @TheCrazyCacaConsumer Месяц назад

      Considering how fuqed up the state of the world is, i fully believe space racism is the only thing that can unite us together

    • @MrFox-ox2ze
      @MrFox-ox2ze Месяц назад +10

      The fact they stay far the hell away from us means they're definitely intelligent

    • @OrbObserver
      @OrbObserver Месяц назад +7

      Any race sufficiently advanced enough to go to our planet without being detected would most likely view us as a resources and nothing more. They have no concept of human morality or what we consider malicious, even humans didn't have human morality when more technologically advanced societies discovered places like the Americas.
      If they are out there hope we never encounter them. The universe will not be like Star Trek, far closer to Warhammer 40k.

    • @crispy_338
      @crispy_338 Месяц назад +1

      @@OrbObserver If they are intelligent they should be a little curious about us and would understand how precious life is in the universe. If they are mindless resource consumers, then sure we’re boned af and there’s nothing we can do.

  • @mgass1354
    @mgass1354 Месяц назад +32

    "I think it's all military stuff"
    Give Chelzor the prize!
    And no, Rachel is not where the "military people" stay. That is another place.

    • @xenogenesis9635
      @xenogenesis9635 Месяц назад +3

      The true military people are fused to a little green plate and are stationed in Andy's bedroom.

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 Месяц назад

      They do visit tho.

  • @cookiedestroyer2801
    @cookiedestroyer2801 Месяц назад +30

    Aliens exist but there's noway they'd be visiting our planet full of psychotic apes.

    • @KyleSage35
      @KyleSage35 Месяц назад +11

      By many accounts Earth IS effectively classed as a death world.

    • @Astrolavey
      @Astrolavey Месяц назад +4

      ​@@KyleSage35man I love hfy

    • @melonmusk8924
      @melonmusk8924 Месяц назад +3

      @@KyleSage35 I mean 100% of living things die there. Not very safe.

    • @Ryvaken
      @Ryvaken Месяц назад +1

      You have to remember that, by galactic average, we classify as mostly sane.

    • @Yuki_Ika7
      @Yuki_Ika7 Месяц назад

      @@Astrolavey i have always wondered, what does "hfy" stand for?

  • @Captain_Char
    @Captain_Char Месяц назад +14

    zuckerberg is even a villian in ducktales

    • @juliangingivere
      @juliangingivere Месяц назад

      What did you say?

    • @Captain_Char
      @Captain_Char Месяц назад +1

      @@juliangingivere mark beaks is zuckerberg, they wanted to name him zuckerbeak, but he didn't allow it, is what ive heard

    • @juliangingivere
      @juliangingivere Месяц назад +1

      @@Captain_Char Zuckerbeak would have been perfect. I'll have to watch that reboot again.

  • @Fuxy22
    @Fuxy22 Месяц назад +16

    Don't shoot at weird lights in the sky... gravity is a thing and you wouldn't be the first one that got life for accidentally killing someone miles away...

    • @Bigdude0444
      @Bigdude0444 Месяц назад

      That's what the NASA lyingtists would tell you.

    • @yeshevishman
      @yeshevishman 28 дней назад

      I don't think you can get life for manslaughter... several years in some states, yes, but not life

  • @AmirH.G-z7n
    @AmirH.G-z7n Месяц назад +14

    3:56 dont worry chelz i got you, ahem...
    WHAddyy0U meeeeaaaaaannnnn!

  • @stanisawzokiewski3308
    @stanisawzokiewski3308 Месяц назад +11

    When Harambe died the timelines collided, and events from each timeline got mixed.
    The other guys are probably wondering why no one has yet stormed the area 51.
    Meanwhile that even was transported over to our timeline.
    10:50 dayum. You talked over the ad he made for his FEMALE audience.
    20:20 yeah yeah... sure... We know women on the internet are all FBI agents that are psy-oping use away from finding out the truth.

  • @LuciferAxolotl
    @LuciferAxolotl 29 дней назад +3

    aliens...supposidly the real megatron is in area 51 in tank form

  • @toomanygrenades
    @toomanygrenades Месяц назад +4

    Mark is definitely lizard people.

  • @mixednarwhal
    @mixednarwhal Месяц назад +5

    46:25 I’m always surprised that no one seems to notice the woman is *Riley Reid* who is an adult video star.
    I always bring this up when I mention her but she admitted to *rape* and laughed it off and she had no consequences to it, no one ever talks about it which I don’t understand.

    • @chelzorthedestroyer
      @chelzorthedestroyer  Месяц назад +5

      I'm gonna be honest with ya. I think most people don't recognize adult film stars unless they are really into that fandom.

    • @mixednarwhal
      @mixednarwhal Месяц назад +4

      @@chelzorthedestroyer That’s fair, although I did first learn about her through RUclips news channels.

    • @nekosenpai3568
      @nekosenpai3568 24 дня назад

      Wasn't she on the tech show on the old G4 channel?

    • @mixednarwhal
      @mixednarwhal 24 дня назад +1

      @@nekosenpai3568 I don’t know what the tech show or the old G4 channel is.

  • @mcatalano813
    @mcatalano813 Месяц назад +14

    Mass effect fans: fuck aliens
    40k fans: fuck xenos

  • @zebreacts9706
    @zebreacts9706 Месяц назад +6

    This event was fun watching the built up to it.
    [Tin foil hat] It's such an amazing coincidence that Bud Light decided to host a large concert in Vegas when this was all about to go down.
    Though honestly, I don't think it's that unlikely for the military to have someone throw up a big distraction to pull people away from the base.
    We saw in this video that there was already several people pulling stupid stunts at the gate with only a 100ish attendees. A larger crowd would [as the Internet Historian suggested] give a ton of opportunities for dumb/dangerous things to happen.

  • @robertgaines-tulsa
    @robertgaines-tulsa Месяц назад +2

    I haven't done Facebook in years. I suddenly was dropped in FB jail because being against hate speech is classified as hate speech. I couldn't post for months, so I just closed my account.

  • @connorwaples6467
    @connorwaples6467 Месяц назад +4

    Chelzor: "They let this guy out on BAIL?"
    I mean... to quote TheRussianBadger, "That's Vegas baby."

  • @mage3690
    @mage3690 28 дней назад +1

    That big white thing is a dry lake bed, known as Groom Lake, from which the _real_ name of Area 51 is derived. The military loves putting their testing airports right next to dry lakebeds, because they tend to be very large, very flat, and very circular -- the perfect environment to crash-land an aircraft in. You can approach at any angle and be guaranteed to slide for miles before hitting a pebble larger than a dime. Can't say that about runways -- you gotta pick 1 of 4 directions, 6 if you're lucky, and you might be able to slide for a whole kilometer before running off into the grass. Now, grass tends to be soft. That's a bad thing. You wouldn't want a nose or wing to dig in and send you cartwheeling. For one, that would break your neck. For two, you'd end up in the next zip code before you stopped -- rolling produces less friction than sliding, which is why we use wheels instead of sleds.
    Rachel, Nevada is a completely normal town by Midwest/Western standards. 50 whole people, half of whom probably live in a shop? Sounds normal to me. My nearest town has a whole 100 and change individuals living in it. It has town water and a fire station, but that's because the railroad put them there sometime in the 19th century. The water tastes exactly as good as you'd expect, coming from centuries-old infrastructure. It used to have an elementary school -- that closed a decade and a bit ago (asbestos around the pipes, apparently). They sold it for a dollar to a crackhead who didn't pay taxes, shocker. It used to have a diner -- that closed a decade ago. It used to have a gas station -- they let their licenses lapse nearly 2 decades ago, and closed the convenience store half a decade ago. It still has a bar and church, though -- the bar and church are the most important part of any Midwest town.

  • @Brainhorn
    @Brainhorn 12 дней назад

    40:56
    Wow, I never even noticed it was "that" pattern until you said it

  • @haku8135
    @haku8135 Месяц назад +1

    If the government had alien remains and technology, the REST of the aliens that DIDN'T go missing in action on Earth would have shown up going "hey, where is Kleeborp?"
    I'd like to see anyone hide a space ship landing in a public area asking where their missing buddy went.

  • @poochyenajones1362
    @poochyenajones1362 Месяц назад +6

    Ah, yes. That time when U.S. military threw away millions of dollars worth of taxpayers' money cuz one dude posted a meme on facebook.

  • @Ayuima69
    @Ayuima69 29 дней назад +1

    As someone who was in the Navy, area 51 isn't a weapon testing facility. They are open about where they are. VX-9 in China lake California is an aviation weapon testing base for example.

    • @mgass1354
      @mgass1354 29 дней назад +1

      Hmmm... how to respond... you're kind of right???? Area 51 specifically doesn't do weapons testing, but, if that area is numbered 51, don't you think there are areas 1-50 and 52 to whatever where testing of "whatever" is or can be done?
      - From former Explosive Ordnance Disposal Specialist that went to Groom Lake

    • @Ayuima69
      @Ayuima69 29 дней назад

      @mgass1354 yes there are 52 areas, those aren't their real names they are just points on a graph map. It's a range testing facility, ment to track the accuracy of some weapons but mostly guidance systems in a controlled environment as far as I'm aware.

    • @mgass1354
      @mgass1354 29 дней назад

      @@Ayuima69
      More than 52. And yeah, more goes on there (at Groom Lake) than most know even though a lot of stuff was moved to other places long ago according to my dad.

    • @Ayuima69
      @Ayuima69 29 дней назад

      @mgass1354 eh I wouldn't put much stock in it, you only need secret clearance to go on the base. Most military jobs I looked into had secret clearance. I had secret clearance as a e-1 , it just seemed like a normal base to me.

  • @ramedius8171
    @ramedius8171 26 дней назад

    yep, flight attendants will kick you out if you're boarding while drunk, we don't want unnecessary liabilities while at 30000feets above grounds in a metal coffin

  • @Cleaver2396
    @Cleaver2396 24 дня назад

    Very good video choice! Internet Historian is the best lol

  • @selias4
    @selias4 18 дней назад

    I can't believe that the military tests new weapons and planes on their alien prisoners. How inhumane.

  • @oOSonicexeOo
    @oOSonicexeOo Месяц назад +7

    Ok so RUclips decided to give me a Pokémon ad with a child in it.
    Right after this part 39:11 and all im going to say is that RUclips really needs to think about what ads it puts on peoples videos.
    Or atleast don’t put certain types of ads right after specific parts in videos.

  • @CKOD
    @CKOD 29 дней назад

    Talking about life somewhere out there, yeah there has to be something. All of the stars you see with your bare eyes in the sky at night are in the Milky Way galaxy, our own galaxy. Look at the "Hubble Deep Field" Every object in the Hubble Deep Field is a whole galaxy, not individual stars. And the deep field covers an area of the sky about the size of a dime held 75 feet away. There is a mind numbing amount of galaxies out there, each with a mind numbing amount of stars.

  • @Bigdude0444
    @Bigdude0444 Месяц назад +1

    18:30 nah if you're being dumb enough to get kicked off a plane you get your luggage back the next time the plane comes back to that airport and you'd better be there the day it happens or it will become our property. That's how I would write my rules if I owned the airline at least. Whether it's legal to do or not is a separate story that I'd run through my lawyers.

  • @Zabiru-
    @Zabiru- 22 дня назад

    8:35 - Having spoken to some autistic people I would've said something similar before, but maybe not now but... Yeah you're absolutely right. I think they call it "Masking" when it comes to behavior they've learn to mimic in order to appear "normal", but The Zucc is on a whole other level. He's like the Messiah of the Autistic or something. According to what he has said himself he has a "mild form of Aspergers", but going by his public appearances that seems a bit for up for debate if you ask me.

  • @rustyshackleford3862
    @rustyshackleford3862 28 дней назад

    Figured he wouldn't take it seriously.

  • @Normel-man
    @Normel-man 8 часов назад

    “It was not me” uhuh…

  • @jdogzerosilverblade299
    @jdogzerosilverblade299 Месяц назад +1

    pretty sure that castle was anor londo from dark souls

  • @BilisiFunfun
    @BilisiFunfun 18 дней назад

    Time for Project Blue Book 2.

  • @Chev427BB
    @Chev427BB Месяц назад +1

    31:18 As ridiculous as this whole thing was I find the condescending tone from those two absolutely insufferable every time I come back to the video and reactions of it regardless of who they’re talking to.

  • @mirr0rmirr0r
    @mirr0rmirr0r 18 дней назад

    They can, in fact, stop you all.

  • @Jester8492
    @Jester8492 Месяц назад

    16:40 KumoGekkou has right idea about that.

  • @Ayy_Doll_Fiddler
    @Ayy_Doll_Fiddler 16 дней назад

    Hold up! Did he switched the two places on the map? Why did he put Area 51 in New Mexico?😂😂😂

  • @DanielB360
    @DanielB360 Месяц назад +7

    "Weird" is misspelled in the title. Just thought you should know.

    • @filipvadas7602
      @filipvadas7602 Месяц назад +3

      It honestly works as an unspoken joke.

    • @tarekmoneimsaid
      @tarekmoneimsaid Месяц назад +1

      *puts on tin-foil hat* it's on purpose, so that people like you comment about it!

  • @JustSomeGuywithEpicGrasses
    @JustSomeGuywithEpicGrasses Месяц назад +3

    Wierd. Half weird. Half wired.

  • @noved15
    @noved15 Месяц назад +1

    I delayed a flight by 2 hours by sort of accident.
    I was coming back from a trip to China and I found the best way to beat jetlag, just don't sleep on the way there. It worked to China but not when I came back because I fell asleep next to my terminal and rather then just take off without me, they kept calling for me to show up.
    I wish it left without because getting on that plane as the last person who clearly messed up everyone's plans was really embarrassing.

  • @cerberusknight3987
    @cerberusknight3987 20 дней назад

    i think we aren't alone in this universes not in a crazy wearing tin foil way just think that maybe there are live out there

  • @Richard-qn1et
    @Richard-qn1et Месяц назад

    Nice

  • @joeyshumway279
    @joeyshumway279 3 дня назад

    Cheez Its

  • @Ryvaken
    @Ryvaken Месяц назад +1

    This is about the only Historian video that was too inane to watch straight through.

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 Месяц назад +1

      "About." So you DID watch the whole thing?

  • @elcambiollego
    @elcambiollego Месяц назад +1

    Baffled Keanu Reves: I am pretty sure it can.

  • @Wearywastrel
    @Wearywastrel Месяц назад +2

    Did a dumb satirical video recounting events either real or imaginary really need a community note?

    • @chelzorthedestroyer
      @chelzorthedestroyer  Месяц назад +2

      I mean, this comment is kind of another community note, lol.

    • @Wearywastrel
      @Wearywastrel 29 дней назад +1

      @@chelzorthedestroyer it's a note on a note. NOTECEPTION!

  • @Skyliner04s
    @Skyliner04s Месяц назад +1

    Chelzor has the Aiiens in her basement!

  • @jdogzerosilverblade299
    @jdogzerosilverblade299 Месяц назад

    anyone who thinks that we are the only sapient beings in the universe are idiots and that's just ego talking.

    • @yeshevishman
      @yeshevishman 28 дней назад

      Or on the planet, for that matter

  • @jerecklacap8867
    @jerecklacap8867 Месяц назад +1

    Immediately got some sort of note. 😅
    What was that for?
    Also first! 🎉

  • @renegade637
    @renegade637 Месяц назад

    Actually, I agree with regards to Aera 51. Occam's razor. The answer with the simplest / fewest explanations is usually the most plausible. It's nothing more than a Military base for weapons testing. As for aliens, being a Christian, I looked at it from a theological perspective. Long story short: Sin entered creation through Adam and Eve, the first humans. Jesus was crucified for humanity. The gospel was intended to be shared with every human being. Now, if people want to believe in aliens with the Drake Equation as their basis for the likelihood of life on another planet, whatever floats your boat.

  • @deathninja16
    @deathninja16 Месяц назад

    helterskelter brand in your chat thinks you can copyright words? hahahahaha good luck enforcing that little rule haha.

  • @Force2reckonVods
    @Force2reckonVods Месяц назад

    What? You haven't seen this yet? Wiiiild xD

  • @erikramirez8422
    @erikramirez8422 Месяц назад

    At least u were honest

  • @combatking9985
    @combatking9985 Месяц назад

    The Groom Lake facility

  • @DaimonAnimations
    @DaimonAnimations Месяц назад +1

    Didn't Dragon ball Z did the "Naruto running" before Naruto? Am I wrong? I think The Buu saga we see Gohan and Goten doing the Naruto run before Naruto in the 1994, even before Naruto had an anime in the 2000's no?
    Why didn't I saw coming the sexy aliens coming at the end? LMAO! xD

    • @zebreacts9706
      @zebreacts9706 Месяц назад +5

      Many things did "Naruto running" before Naruto. That's just the show that really popularized the concept. From what I can understand, it exists for 2 reasons:
      1: It's used as a visual to imply high speed. Like how a jet or falcon looks when diving.
      2: It's [kind of] a real running technique. Basically, not using your arms so you don't waste energy swinging them back and forth.

    • @DaimonAnimations
      @DaimonAnimations Месяц назад +3

      @@zebreacts9706 True I think Saint Seiya did the Naruto run too even before DBZ too in the late 80's.
      "2: It's [kind of] a real running technique. Basically, not using your arms so you don't waste energy swinging them back and forth."
      I'm not sure about that, I mean we don't see that happening in the real sport run events or the Olympics. xD

    • @pacowallochenkenrick
      @pacowallochenkenrick Месяц назад +3

      @@DaimonAnimationsI believe there was a video of the “last remaining ninja” in Japan, and basically he did something similar, saying it was a technique where you lean your top half forward so that you let the weight of your torso push you forward as if you were falling. Not sure how much I believe it, but apparently it was a legitimate ninja technique

    • @DaimonAnimations
      @DaimonAnimations Месяц назад +1

      @@pacowallochenkenrick Ooh, I didn't know, I will look for it, sounds interesting.

  • @Dataanti
    @Dataanti Месяц назад

    17:50 I do not think ive borded a civilian plane sober... ever.
    I think I have been on about 40 flights, most of them civilian.

  • @Bakemer94
    @Bakemer94 Месяц назад +2

    Trying to make a comedic video serious is wild.

  • @bywd
    @bywd Месяц назад +1

    Internet historian has some good videos but also some very dodgy opinions... If you want to do "death of the author" thats oke but you should read up before reacting to more of their stuff

    • @yeshevishman
      @yeshevishman 28 дней назад +4

      I'm curious about which opinions of theirs you consider "dodgy"... I've definitely disagreed with some of their thoughts at times, but that is true of MOST people in the world.

    • @BerserkerLuke
      @BerserkerLuke 15 дней назад

      ​@@yeshevishman yeah, this just reads as "I don't agree with something they said so I'm going to act like they're bad". I wish people would actually include WHY they feel that way from the start. Bonus points for sketchiness when they do this, someone asks why, and they never get a response.

  • @cosmiclaw1280
    @cosmiclaw1280 Месяц назад

    Im sorry, i know a place where i can go to at night, look at the night sky for 15minutes gazing and garuntee a UAP sighting in those 15 minutes. That is because i've done it, alongside someone else mind you.. many times, and always got results. Results that clearly arent a plane, clearly arent bat's, and clearly are not anything we normaly see period. Funny part is, alot of it is probably man-made military stuff. But... there are quite a few i seen, where i could tell the difference after seeing so many.

    • @cosmiclaw1280
      @cosmiclaw1280 Месяц назад

      Area 51, is only one of the many hush hush underground bases. It is just that area 51 is the least secretive of them all.

  • @Domar7431
    @Domar7431 Месяц назад

    Man, this brings me back to before the plagiarism