6:29 “This shit would be on HBO if we had lasers!” 4th ... 3.5th wall moment talkin to the staff, like Jeff Dunham & Walter talking to the stage camera
Cash bars at weddings are bad form & it screams to the guests these two thoughts. Thought #1: you’re cheap. Or 2) you really can’t afford the wedding. Like Ralphie, I would be pissed if I bought you an expensive gift and you thought so little of me and the rest of your guests.
My brother had a cash bar & restaurant dinner reception. With my SIL's "art" for sale. 🙄 We are straight but we had to save up a year for our "honeymoon/1st anniversary" vacation. Took a year to put the wedding together and avoid debt. A lot of damn work we enjoyed but wouldn't bother with ever agian. People loved our wedding and tried to make it so for everybody. It was pretty awesome in the end and very little wedding drama the day of. A couple of my gay friends who hate weddings because they tend to go to a wedding to photograph them professionally as a job to pay the bills. Still had a good time at ours and the first ones to hit the dance floor and hilarious participants that led the "Chicken Dance". 😂🤣👍
The "that's my son" line is top level comedy.
Truth! rip greatness
I did not spect that.
Epic man!!!!
Thats the only reason I watched this
If your gonna dance with the devil, may as well lead 🤣🤣🤘🤘
He was so honest and made comedy from hate made you love it . Why do great people leave to soon . Eras grande (literalmente) Rafael.
"Yup,that's my son"🤣
Ralphie May ...Comedy Gold!!!!!Miss him❤Open bar in heaven...
This guy cracks me up every time. May he RIP.
I seen this at a comedy theater I cried laughing until I was on the floor
His mimicking the transvestite made me LMFAO!
Rest in Power Ralphie 👑 ❤️
Miss you, Ralphie!!
Same here, This guy was awesome
6:29
“This shit would be on HBO if we had lasers!”
4th ... 3.5th wall moment talkin to the staff, like Jeff Dunham & Walter talking to the stage camera
"You're shorter than me. Get me some shrimp."
So awesome unbelievable timing gets me every time
I have this several times and it never gets old.
His five o’clock shadow looks like it’s airbrushed.
yea, whats up with that looks fake as shit
One of the greatest to ever do it
I cant tell if ralphie didn't shave or if he spent the day pod racing.
criminally underrated comment
@@tc860 I 2nd that
We will never know
He looked rough. His eyes, hair.
Why not both?
Ralphie and Bill Burr. The best of the best.
I like he said Footloose instead of Fame. Lol
Never seen this version before!
Looked for it, but didn’t see anyone mention how he told this story AMAZINGLY on This Is Not Happening
3:39 the Cher moment
When he sings lol 😆 😂 🤣
Not right you not here buddy... Ralphie Always in our hearts 💯😔♥️
A cash bar at a wedding is a f*** you to the guests. We bring you a gift and then you charge us. Really?
With "I Am The Machine", one of THE best comedy bits EVER!!!
That was HILARIOUS, LOVE IT😍🤣🤣. MISS YOU RALPHIE💔
Is this the 3 pills? 😂😂😂
This is like the prequel to sugar
No this is final product of this bit..but sugar with ch was a good part that I was hoping he keep in.
I love him & so sad that he passed away.. but, I've never noticed *how big* his chest/stomach was in this video..
the face you make when you know you've told an excellent joke
RIP Ralphie May 🙏We love you💞💞💞
Your one of the best .
Makes me laugh till I hiccup!
That is so true!
R.I.P Ralphie, one of the best humans taken way too soon.
"fairy dust" is that a drug reference lol
Calling someone a fairy is slang for gay and not in a good way.
And a non-heterosexual reference
RIP big guy ❤
Jaajjajaj he was the king. Saludos desde México
We need ralphie May and Sam kinison back rest in peace to both of you love you guys
RIP BIG BOY 👦
I want to go to a gay wedding now.
Em's gay drugs! SHIT YEAH WE'RE TAKIN THEM!
These are gay drugs
these are the best drugs they fuckin make 😂😂😂😂😂
they spray painted a beard on him?
rip, Ralphie.
3:35
What is on your face Ralphie
Same thing happened to Michelle
Ralphie is wasted AF!!
The same applies for clubs- I’m a straight cis woman who still has my Paradise Garage core membership ID.
Lol
Lol I miss you rip
Is this where Trixie Mattel got her look from?
What’s up with his face? Is that 5 o clock shadow
When you coming to Portland next? I would love to see you live.
Is he dead? I've seen a few r.i.p. comments about him. Im so sad.
He passed away.
I love ralphie but what is on his face?
What's on his face?
Cash bars at weddings are bad form & it screams to the guests these two thoughts.
Thought #1: you’re cheap.
Or
2) you really can’t afford the wedding.
Like Ralphie, I would be pissed if I bought you an expensive gift and you thought so little of me and the rest of your guests.
My brother had a cash bar & restaurant dinner reception.
With my SIL's "art" for sale. 🙄
We are straight but we had to save up a year for our "honeymoon/1st anniversary" vacation.
Took a year to put the wedding together and avoid debt.
A lot of damn work we enjoyed but wouldn't bother with ever agian.
People loved our wedding and tried to make it so for everybody.
It was pretty awesome in the end and very little wedding drama the day of.
A couple of my gay friends who hate weddings because they tend to go to a wedding to photograph them professionally as a job to pay the bills.
Still had a good time at ours and the first ones to hit the dance floor and hilarious participants that led the "Chicken Dance". 😂🤣👍
It sounds like a great wedding. I hope you are very happy in your marriage.
Comedy is not the same with out you your telling God jokes now
spray on beard?
Lipton burgers beat any of that food anyday
That beard spray is terrible….
My brother is gay and his wedding was lame to say the least 😒 🙄
Eugh... Corny
Where my gays at 👁