@Roger Akhigbe ~ she was stuck up because she didn't get shit faced puking drunk all the time? Or because she didn't run around half naked making out with anyone close by?or because she didn't sneak into Brets room every night because shes thinking a BJ will save her? It's disturbing that you find Jes stuck up and the other trashy thots normal and "fun"
@Roger Akhigbe Exactly.I remember the first episode, I mean i dont like Lacey, but Jess was so rude and arrogant with her, when she just wanted to get to know her
Heather got a better deal than Jes. She got to spend the night with a bunch of food and Jes had sex with Bret and then got sent back to LA the next morning.
@@karenryan6654 So I keep getting told, but it's also pretty obvious that Lacey is entertaining to the viewers so it's only a smart move to let her linger for ratings sake.
Heather's like "Why'd he pick Jess? She said like no words?" It's not always about what you say, but how you act, what you do, and how you treat others. I like Jess, she's so real and down to earth.
Was all a show. Bret wasn’t looking for a serious relationship. Neither were a lot of the girls on here and they quickly realized it. Some got feelings for him, but of this final four, the only one who caught feels for him was Heather. Brandi was beginning to, but at the hockey game realized it was just a game and that Bret wasn’t in it for a relationship.
I cant argue with the fact Jes was helpful with the drunkypants girls but in this case I think Heather was just over everyone not being able to handle their liquor. Earlier in the show during the dirt bike racing relay when Dallas flew off her bike Heather was the ONLY one beside Bret who RAN to see if she was okay, and she had no loyalty or love for that girl at all. If the 2 girls & incidents were contrasted for random viewership thoughts, reasons or opinions....: Heather rushed to help a girl she disliked who could been seriously hurt/paralyzed or dead because of lack of experience with the more extreme moto-sport. Jes helped 2 girls she looked down on when they got extra wasted in Vegas despite the fact they have been binge drinking the show so its not like they had no experience with drinking & partying. Are those 2 acts on the same level? I personally don't think so, Heather stands above Jes if its just those 2 situations laid side by side, but that doesn't define the girls either. Just my humble speculative comparison lol.
@mo mi yeah Lacey, a few episodes ago, was talking about how she's not really gonna help Heather when it comes down to it, so i dunno why anyone is complaining about Heather not being there for Lacey
Katherine Leblanc not to mention the fact that Bret is constantly saying I'm only human damnit EVERYTIME he's about to be a whore but that's ok cuz he's a guy
I love how everyone and not just me are watching these old Rock of Love shows. The comments are all either from a long time ago or just recently. I even re-watched Daisy of Love, and I wasn't alone on that either, lol. I guess some of us are longing for happier times. Stupid Coronavirus.
Is it possible Brett is upset he never got it on with Brandi and therefore needs to insult her when she clearly said she's not interested in him? OMG. ....I have to admit.....this show is so entertaining!
It was for the cameras. Brandi was done with the show, no longer wanted to be on the road and realized it was all bullshit and not real at the hockey game. Mentioned it not long after. The producers were more pissed about it than Bret was. Said she screwed up the entire show. She was supposed to win the entire show.
One of the most touching moments of his life!!! How many of them he has? 1-20 most touching.........! Right after 2 kids, a no.1 chart hit .........comes Brandi, drunk next to the toilet.
Fun fact: on lacey’s new podcast, Brandi was a guest and spilled she self-eliminated herself because she wasn’t feeling the show anymore. She wasn’t suppose to go home, but Heather was.
I remember on the IMDB message boards back in the day there was much speculation about this as it seemed weird that Big John followed Brandi M up the stairs. Glad to see it finally verified :)
I already figured that part out . Because he was asking brandi if she wanted to stay but she said no and than he just gave Heather that vip pass instead lol if you watch that elimination and pay close attention you'll catch everything and. Even Heather knew her tour was about to end listen to what she says i can't remember what it was but it pretty much states she was going to be eliminated but brandi said she couldn't let her guard down. And than said she just wanted to go home........
"Lacey clearly can't handle this lifestyle".. really? After one time getting too trashed? Lol okay Bret like you havent been that drunk before.. idk why that annoyed me so much lol
Right??? And brandy saying she doesn't think that she, (herself), can bc she couldn't hang like his band did that nite...you don't have to get shit faced every nite in order live the Rockstar lifestyle.
Well, he also expects them to be at least 20 yrs younger than him for the rest of his life. Remember when he got mad at that one woman who was a model and lied about her age to protect her carreer? And he's like how dare one of my harem get too close to an appropriate age for me! He is....maybe not the best at real life behavior lol
Always reminds me of the first episode of season 3😂 He's looking for a chick that can 'handle' his lifestyle, but loses his voice and goes to bed early the first night😂😂😂😂You getting oldddd Bret
This was the funniest fukn episode in the entire rock of love series!!! Lacey falling off the bar, Bret telling everyone stfu, them getting hammered with the band.... I was just dying laughing the entire time.
Jess is my favourite! She seems like a great person, very kind and selfless. I’m surprised she was strong enough emotionally to stick it through this show.
Can I just point out Brets hypocrisy? He makes sure to let all the girls know that "Every Rose" was written about his stripper gf that cheated on him and that's why he has trust issues. However when Brandi says she can't let her guard down with him he gets all pissy and says "I'm not the one who jaded you" 🙄
Bret isn't a hypocrite. He's being honest about his past but he's also not letting it shut him down like Brandi. The two things are not mutually exclusive.
No one has mentioned Big John... poor guy was gagging hard when carrying Lacey through the hallway, when Bret told him to take her back to her room.. 😂
Also what the hell was he giving Brandi that speech for? He was about to eliminate her anyway so why did he act so hurt? That Brandi dumped him first ? I thought it was refreshing
🤣🤣🤣 it's been a decade since I've had a fun blackout night that ended at Jack in the Box with me telling the police officer there he was gorgeous on the intercom followed by him carrying me out while I threw up and expressed the love I wanted to give him. I still don't remember how the employees allowed me to take drive thru orders and talk a bunch of nonsense and I had never walked in before that night🤔🤣 I swear my 30th birthday week was the best!
@Whert Ner ~ the first time I watched this, I'm prob aging myself but back when it was new on VH1, and I couldn't stand Heather. Now watching it as I'm older i don't agree with all she does but I understand her more. Then when she comes back in S2 and S3 I loved her! Thought she was hilarious!! And I have no doubt she had very real feelings for Bret and that she real i was heartbroken when it didn't work out. One of the sweetest moments of the entire show was the reunion where Jes hugged Heather and said she didn't care what anyone thought bc she knew Heather was genuine 💜
The show wanted to keep her on for drama. Bret isn't the ine making the decisions. He seels himself as well as the girls. Look at Flavor of Love & that nasty "New York"
Lacey was crying about never getting to be alone with Bret but every time she did get to be alone with him all she did was talk shit about the other girls
Brandi M. revealed on Lacey’s podcast that Heather was originally supposed to be eliminated on this episode and Brandi was supposed to be the winner of season 1.
When he's eliminating Brandi he is mad that she "played" him and he says "I'm not the one who jaded you" Does he really not see the irony in him saying that? When he was with Heather in Vegas he told her he has a hard time trusting dancers since one broke his heart. Hey Bret HEATHERS NOT THE ONE WHO JADED YOU 😒 And that's not the first time he's brought that girl up. This was like the 149th time I think.
No there's no irony in it. Him being honest about his past and possible concerns one time does not mean he has to put up with jaded women. He opened up. She did not. Nice try though
Brandi actually confirmed that she was supposed to stay and producers told her heather was going to be eliminated lol. It makes sense that Big John followed her, maybe he even had to change the pass lmao
I don’t listen to Lacy’s podcast, but I did see a short video of Brandi saying Heather was the one that was actually supposed to go home and Brandi eliminated herself. Her parents were flown out for the next episode and everything. Watching back I believe her, NOTICE: 1) Bret asks if she wants to stay 2) He tells Heather to come get “that” pass
Jess was everything this episode!!!! I think she really won Brett over by helping her competition when they were too shit faced to function. And she’s gorgeous
Too funny when Brandy was singing along at the concert and didn’t know the lyrics and the camera darted off of her .. lmao I’d feel like an ass for life .. I wonder if Brett ever stopped to realize how much Jess and CC Deville could pass for father and daughter 😂
Season 1 got "rockstar" Bret to make sure they could deal with all that comes with Season 2 got "the man" Bret who didn't want to be with a girl who just wanted the rockstar Season 3 got Bret who goes to bed after a concert because hes old and can't party like he used to. The funniest thing about that is he told the girls his woman needs to be able to keep up with his rock lifestyle. So they're all in the bar waiting after his concert yet he went to bed 😂😂😂
Yeah, and I think it takes a special type of person to want to go on one of these shows... There's probably a big intersection with that and having mental health issues tbh
Heather’s badge actually says Brandy at the end. Brett chose to keep Brandy over Heather but gave Heather the badge after Brandy quit. If you look closely they edit around showing the actual name on the badge. 40:50
“Two drunk fruit loops and one hungry stripper.” 😂😂😂
Hungry stripper mood
💀💀💀
Jes is the only one with any class.
Haahhahaaaah! That killed me! Can't stop laughing! Those extra oyster eating voices of Heather...! This deserves an Oscar.
@Gold Rose Agree
Heather calmly eating while everything dissolves into chaos around her is such a mood.
That is not a mood. That is a mental disorder. Jes is the real star in that scene.
I love her she’s so low key shady by staying unbothered
@@bergercookieshe is the furthest thing from unbothered 😂😂
As I pulled her head out of the toilet, she told me she loved me. It was one of the most touching moments of my life 🤣
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
lmaooooo💀
Bret is a parody of himself
😂😂😂
Instantly forgotten about it 🙃
Jes was the youngest there I think, and yet she was the most mature of all of them.
Roger Akhigbe no she was not she helped Lacey when she was drunk knowing how evil Lacey was...that’s not stuck up, that’s true kindness!
@Roger Akhigbe ~ she was stuck up because she didn't get shit faced puking drunk all the time? Or because she didn't run around half naked making out with anyone close by?or because she didn't sneak into Brets room every night because shes thinking a BJ will save her?
It's disturbing that you find Jes stuck up and the other trashy thots normal and "fun"
@Roger Akhigbe Exactly.I remember the first episode, I mean i dont like Lacey, but Jess was so rude and arrogant with her, when she just wanted to get to know her
She probably looks old as hell now. She was so skinny and frail
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lacy crawling on the table and jess calling her a cracked out cat is the funniest thing EVER
Emily Oliva... I agree. That was the funniest line. The only time i laughed. I guess we have the same sence of humor. GOD BLESS
I laughed out loud too. Very creative and apt description.
🤣 I like Jess. She has some funny zingers lol
Hahahaha omfggg😂😂😂😂😂!!! Sooooo funnyyyyy
I felt bad for the bar man.
He’s got stuck with Bret in a room alone and Heather got left with a giant table full of food. Who really got the better deal?
Sarone Aimah I would have rather had all that food 😂
@@danielle228512 ME TOO!!! But I would not know what to start with though, there's so much, so many choices.
I'd rather have the food!
I'm a Simone..I've never heard of Sarone...very pretty name.
Heather got a better deal than Jes. She got to spend the night with a bunch of food and Jes had sex with Bret and then got sent back to LA the next morning.
Jes is pure class. Helping people she can't stand just shows her character ♥
Right??? I loved jess
I love how at 11:50 when Big John comes in and Lacey asks him to help her up he just walks out. 😂
I think Brett kept Lacey around so he could sleep with her and then send her home.
@@karenryan6654 So I keep getting told, but it's also pretty obvious that Lacey is entertaining to the viewers so it's only a smart move to let her linger for ratings sake.
Lmfao that was so funny
Esoteric Eclipse that’s definitely the reason, she creates drama which we want to see. They even brought her back season 2 for an episode.
@@HeartBrainLungGut. season 2 & season 3
They are talking about how great it is to have front row. There's like 20 people there.😂😂😂😂😂
Bahahahahaha my thoughts exactly!
They were basicly as far right as they could be without being behind him...lol
Ah the Rockstar life 🤣 I've seen local bands play bigger shows
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Exactly 😂 that was a pathetic “concert”. I bet it was like a free club gig
The fact that Bret is pissed off about being played is soooo ironic
"Lacey......Shut up."
-Brett Michaels
Smartest thing he has ever said...
When did he say that to her????
@@lisacahill6308 14:14
Enjoy my friend.
"...like a cracked out cat." I die, I live, thank you.
😂😂😂
Jess always had the funniest things to say especially when heather got the Bret tattoo lol
If Lacey tells us she’s a musician one more time...ugh.
Cortney did u see her performance at the reunion? Gnarly!
Ugh I swear!!!!!! She’s not fucking Joan Jett 😂😂😂
ikr i was so annoyed when she kept saying that.
When she sings she sounds like she's trying to hold in a fart 💨
You'd think she only went on the show to promote her shitty band...
Heather's like "Why'd he pick Jess? She said like no words?" It's not always about what you say, but how you act, what you do, and how you treat others. I like Jess, she's so real and down to earth.
He picked her because he wanted the nightcap with the prettiest one that simple.
I think it’s hilarious how much he questions the girls loyalty while he’s dating multiple girls and doing god knows what with them😂😂😂
Yeah, it could've been filmed on some crazy religious polygamous compound.
Bret reminds me of that LDS guy on TLC.
Was all a show. Bret wasn’t looking for a serious relationship. Neither were a lot of the girls on here and they quickly realized it. Some got feelings for him, but of this final four, the only one who caught feels for him was Heather. Brandi was beginning to, but at the hockey game realized it was just a game and that Bret wasn’t in it for a relationship.
Love how Bret is all hyped up lecturing other women about "playing with emotions".....dude you're having a whole game show on television 😂
Heather doesn't even help lacy but jess does and she hates lacy..that just shows you what kind of person heather really is...
I cant argue with the fact Jes was helpful with the drunkypants girls but in this case I think Heather was just over everyone not being able to handle their liquor. Earlier in the show during the dirt bike racing relay when Dallas flew off her bike Heather was the ONLY one beside Bret who RAN to see if she was okay, and she had no loyalty or love for that girl at all. If the 2 girls & incidents were contrasted for random viewership thoughts, reasons or opinions....:
Heather rushed to help a girl she disliked who could been seriously hurt/paralyzed or dead because of lack of experience with the more extreme moto-sport. Jes helped 2 girls she looked down on when they got extra wasted in Vegas despite the fact they have been binge drinking the show so its not like they had no experience with drinking & partying. Are those 2 acts on the same level? I personally don't think so, Heather stands above Jes if its just those 2 situations laid side by side, but that doesn't define the girls either. Just my humble speculative comparison lol.
I was very sorprise for that
@mo mi yeah Lacey, a few episodes ago, was talking about how she's not really gonna help Heather when it comes down to it, so i dunno why anyone is complaining about Heather not being there for Lacey
Heather's just trash and sloppy
@@Agju just because Lacy wouldn't doesn't mean it's acceptable for Heather because Heather doesn't know that , we do
Bruh this table scene is iconic 🤣
Fr Lacey and Brandi were halarious 😂😂😂😂😂
agreed lmao
Don’t give the fake bitches nuthinn
Easily one of my fave scenes of the entire series, iconic.
I like seeing the girls get along when they’re excited. Even if it’s for five seconds. Lol
Jess was so sweet looking after drunk Brandi and Lacey
jewels grace she was actually. That’s the people I love. People who don’t lower themselves to assholes levels
@@jetnight88 Couldn't agree more. That kind of humanity is one of the most attracive things I see in women.
@gracethrough faith you're hateful
Dumb is the word, that's why she got bent over by Bret than sent home for her troubles. He probably gave her 4 different stds
@@griffith4434your jealousy is showing lol what's your issue? Seem to be taking it personally
The one liners in this episode are gold. ''Cracked out cat'', ''walk, bitch'' and ''two fruit loops and a hungry stripper'' get me every time
“1.5 word..s”
The comedy in this is lacking like a muthafucker, y'all tools think being trashy equals funny damn shame.
I also like "oh you're going down now,
b*tch" 🤣
Bret truly is not a good person especially with women
These women are pathetic, they do it to themselves
I think they're on a show trying to win this guy, he has something to do with it he is not innocent in it
Katherine Leblanc not to mention the fact that Bret is constantly saying I'm only human damnit EVERYTIME he's about to be a whore but that's ok cuz he's a guy
THANK YOU
And he talks shit about the girls to the other girls. Like its disrespectful. He did that a lot of Rock of Love 2 and 3
Lmfao, Jess calling Heather a hungry stripper. Didnt Heather take the food in to-go boxes, back to her room too? Hahaha
yes lol i died
she says she will quit stripping, then on to 300lb life.
Yes she did take her food back to her room
@@shanitrahan9904 Prolly smelled like fish.
I mean I would too, no date? Alright I'm eating the food and I'll treat myself
Some women have weird goals in life
Because they have little to no sense of self worth 😢
I love how everyone and not just me are watching these old Rock of Love shows. The comments are all either from a long time ago or just recently. I even re-watched Daisy of Love, and I wasn't alone on that either, lol. I guess some of us are longing for happier times. Stupid Coronavirus.
when lacey knocked the glass over and sat it back up.. 😂
😂😂😂
Every rose has it's thorn
Jes cared more for Lacey being shitfaced then Heather, Lacey's so called "friend". Jes is a good person
MyLifeAsLana Heather is trash too
Love Jes, I wish I had a friend like her.
nah, it's just because Bret was watching
You can easily tell Jes is just a great woman in general
Lacey's a shit person so who cares.
".....Lacy maybe had 1 or 2 drinks too many!" I think that's the 1st time I've seen big John laugh.
I never noticed him laughing that's hilarious
Sand dance
Is it possible Brett is upset he never got it on with Brandi and therefore needs to insult her when she clearly said she's not interested in him? OMG. ....I have to admit.....this show is so entertaining!
Gina Mascetti you’re right. Anyway he didn’t have the right to treat her like that
It was for the cameras. Brandi was done with the show, no longer wanted to be on the road and realized it was all bullshit and not real at the hockey game. Mentioned it not long after. The producers were more pissed about it than Bret was. Said she screwed up the entire show. She was supposed to win the entire show.
She was supposed to win Heather the A+ star was going to leave!
One of the most touching moments of his life!!! How many of them he has? 1-20 most touching.........! Right after 2 kids, a no.1 chart hit .........comes Brandi, drunk next to the toilet.
That’s hilarious!!! 🤣🤣🤣
I think he thought he was being funny.
@@nicelydone9776 didn't work out too well
Sarcasm whixh y'all don't have
Fun fact: on lacey’s new podcast, Brandi was a guest and spilled she self-eliminated herself because she wasn’t feeling the show anymore. She wasn’t suppose to go home, but Heather was.
I remember on the IMDB message boards back in the day there was much speculation about this as it seemed weird that Big John followed Brandi M up the stairs. Glad to see it finally verified :)
@@Stefan-ji2ek I think Big John always followed the girls up the stairs
Michele Gardner no he didn’t. They walked themselves. John never left Bret’s side during elimination. Mainly cause he was holding all the vip passes
I already figured that part out . Because he was asking brandi if she wanted to stay but she said no and than he just gave Heather that vip pass instead lol if you watch that elimination and pay close attention you'll catch everything and. Even Heather knew her tour was about to end listen to what she says i can't remember what it was but it pretty much states she was going to be eliminated but brandi said she couldn't let her guard down. And than said she just wanted to go home........
Nah, I don't believe her!!!!
*Heather listening to Brandi throwing up "rookies... I am so bored" (yawn)
She's proud of herself being a trashy alchy. 🤦 That's something to brag about. It shows her character, that's for sure.
"Lacey clearly can't handle this lifestyle".. really? After one time getting too trashed? Lol okay Bret like you havent been that drunk before.. idk why that annoyed me so much lol
Right??? And brandy saying she doesn't think that she, (herself), can bc she couldn't hang like his band did that nite...you don't have to get shit faced every nite in order live the Rockstar lifestyle.
Well, he also expects them to be at least 20 yrs younger than him for the rest of his life. Remember when he got mad at that one woman who was a model and lied about her age to protect her carreer? And he's like how dare one of my harem get too close to an appropriate age for me!
He is....maybe not the best at real life behavior lol
Always reminds me of the first episode of season 3😂 He's looking for a chick that can 'handle' his lifestyle, but loses his voice and goes to bed early the first night😂😂😂😂You getting oldddd Bret
When someone keeps handing you the bottle, PRETEND to drink it. Have a spit cup for shots.
"you dont wanna be with bret you just wanna party" says the person who partied the hardest
LMAO right!!!
Who said that?
Briana Whittaker Yah I know, Lacey is such a hypocrite. 😕
Right lol! And she said that while she was so wasted that she didn’t even know what planet she was on😂😂😂
Heather just continuing to eat with chaos in the background is literally me 😂
🤣🤣
She was such a mood
I would say that Lacey is the New York of Rock of Love.....but that’s insulting to New York
Alex Jifas 😂agreed!
except Lacey was only there to help her failing music career. New York was actually there for Flav.
Heather actually remind me of New York and Lacey is more like Hottie/Schatar to me because of the scheming
@@bluehoodie91 Please, New York is still relevant compared to that old stripper. Lmao
Alex Jifas and /heather is the Schatar of rock of love
Bret...the last time I seen legs like that, they were coming out of a nest lol
😂😂
Heathers iconic line: "Im golden"
Lacey's iconic line: "Im not crazy" 😂
Jes's iconic lines:Heather is a hungry stripper and Lacey IS crazy! 😂
Hey! Dont threaten me with a good time 😂 remember that gem lmfao
Lacey: “you think you’re a fucking A-list celebrity”
Heather: “I AM BITCH!”
@@scottowen2056 “throws plate”
@@scottowen2056 ajahahahjajajajajajajajjaa siiiii 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Lacey trying to walk in heels is like a baby giraffe taking it's first steps 🤣
And now I know what I look like walking in heels 👠
Bret has crazy skinny lady bird legs 😂😂😂
Melanie Valencia yessss thats what I was thinking too 😂
He skips leg day
Lol 🐓
You must have bad ass legs yourself.
@@alasanoei touché
This was the funniest fukn episode in the entire rock of love series!!! Lacey falling off the bar, Bret telling everyone stfu, them getting hammered with the band.... I was just dying laughing the entire time.
and all the puking!!!! BWAHHHAAA!
Brandi farting on Lacey like you don’t see any of that shit on reality tv these days
Jes was ahead of her time with that hair and color
Jess is my favourite! She seems like a great person, very kind and selfless. I’m surprised she was strong enough emotionally to stick it through this show.
Heather is a mean person. Jess’s true colours showed helping Lacey even though she hates her.. she just comes across really genuine
LOL Heather is so me in that scene after Lacey and Brandi left. She started ordering everything.
Can I just point out Brets hypocrisy? He makes sure to let all the girls know that "Every Rose" was written about his stripper gf that cheated on him and that's why he has trust issues. However when Brandi says she can't let her guard down with him he gets all pissy and says "I'm not the one who jaded you" 🙄
Bret isn't a hypocrite. He's being honest about his past but he's also not letting it shut him down like Brandi. The two things are not mutually exclusive.
Look how 'Big John' and Bret talks to them...like they're nothing...which is exactly how they portray themselves
QBee240 yea 'Big Rick' from Flavor of Love is much nicer to the girls
True, like they're disposable. I didn't like Bret or big John at all. Came off like real douchebags.
They are disposable. There's nothing about them that's different from any other skanky groupie.
@@chinasaaneke8603 big Rick is such a nice guy compared to this knock off version of him
@@JohnDoe-mk3ch Thats rude, try having some compassion for people. They are still human beings.
No one has mentioned Big John... poor guy was gagging hard when carrying Lacey through the hallway, when Bret told him to take her back to her room.. 😂
Lacey was playing a character on this show and she did it well. My favorite quote this whole episode is when jes calls Lacey a cracked out cat 🐱
I love Jess. She’s beautiful inside and out.
I was glad she stayed so long, she was quite likeable.
I agree.
Yeah she's one hot chick
Also what the hell was he giving Brandi that speech for? He was about to eliminate her anyway so why did he act so hurt? That Brandi dumped him first ? I thought it was refreshing
IsisWinter Magick thanks for the spoiler 😑
Lenore Inniss u read the comments before u watch???? Not to bright
Lenore Inniss you do know this is where we talk about the show??? Right DUH
Amen! Like he was mad at himself for trusting Lacey's conniving ass.
His ego is very big and he wants to call the shots
"she said like 1.5 word.....s."
The way heather cleared her throat and started snitching real quick was gangsta xD
Gangster and snitching in the same sentence 🤔
the only thing that i hear on lacey when she talk is " me me me me me " xd
brandi m passed gas on lacey.. i'm screaming. 😂
quisha lacole it’s so annoying when people say pass gas. Just say fart
It’s annoying when people say “I’m screaming” when they think something was just kinda funny.
@@misstrKevin agreed
@@misstrKevin right? Lol I just picture them typing that while letting out a very faint exhale through their nose, barely cracking a smile.
"shots started goin down the throat and ya know what i just couldn't stop" same gurl same
🤣🤣🤣 it's been a decade since I've had a fun blackout night that ended at Jack in the Box with me telling the police officer there he was gorgeous on the intercom followed by him carrying me out while I threw up and expressed the love I wanted to give him. I still don't remember how the employees allowed me to take drive thru orders and talk a bunch of nonsense and I had never walked in before that night🤔🤣 I swear my 30th birthday week was the best!
“rockstar lifestyle” = drinking a lot with five people in a room
New drinking game. Let's drink Everytime Lacy says"I'm a musician. This is right up my alley!"
We should be wasted ten minutes in.
Lacys crawling across the bar like a cracked out cat!!! Lol 🐱
and heather stealing all the food is actually hilarious, like "i want this and this and TOTALLY half of all of their shares too!" :D
Heather was the one about to leave. That's why big John had to leave to go and get Heather's pass. Cause he never escorts the ladies out.
Oh shit I just noticed that 😂
We're in the room waiting for Bret and Lacey is climbing across the table like a cracked-out cat😂😂💀
Heather is annoying, but the way Bret did her in the end was despicable.
Wait. Why??
Yea what?
He should of picker her!!
@Whert Ner ~ the first time I watched this, I'm prob aging myself but back when it was new on VH1, and I couldn't stand Heather. Now watching it as I'm older i don't agree with all she does but I understand her more. Then when she comes back in S2 and S3 I loved her! Thought she was hilarious!!
And I have no doubt she had very real feelings for Bret and that she real i was heartbroken when it didn't work out. One of the sweetest moments of the entire show was the reunion where Jes hugged Heather and said she didn't care what anyone thought bc she knew Heather was genuine 💜
Soooo...Brandi was eliminated for being like 1% as “manipulative” as Lacey was all season. Grrrrrrr.
@Panamanian Thing Scene true, wherever Lacey is I'll definitely watch
She actually quit. you should watch her interview on Lacey's podcast "talk of love" here on youtube
Weeping Willow I saw that! It makes more sense. Brandi was going to make it oh the end.
The show wanted to keep her on for drama.
Bret isn't the ine making the decisions.
He seels himself as well as the girls.
Look at Flavor of Love & that nasty "New York"
I love me some Heather and her '80's rock star look.
Gotta love the way Bret makes girls do the walk of shame in the hotel. Classy!
I wish Brandi M was this drunk all the season, she is funny haha
she kinda was
Lacey was crying about never getting to be alone with Bret but every time she did get to be alone with him all she did was talk shit about the other girls
Brandi M. revealed on Lacey’s podcast that Heather was originally supposed to be eliminated on this episode and Brandi was supposed to be the winner of season 1.
Really the winner? They never had a connection to me.
How does she kno this lol
Because they already knew who was going to win
My least favorite character is probably Bret lmao
I almost think so but Lacy is a vicious person and anyone who is around her is a target for her
I love how the massages were really for him..he started with the back ..then face up and finally his feet 🤣🤣
heather packing the food is life
"Lacey is climbing across the bar like a cracked out cat.." 😂😂
Lacey walks like there's a third leg under that dress 😂
so brandi m doesn't know the words too bret michaels song.. 😂😂 but i still like her. 😂
When he's eliminating Brandi he is mad that she "played" him and he says "I'm not the one who jaded you"
Does he really not see the irony in him saying that?
When he was with Heather in Vegas he told her he has a hard time trusting dancers since one broke his heart. Hey Bret HEATHERS NOT THE ONE WHO JADED YOU 😒
And that's not the first time he's brought that girl up. This was like the 149th time I think.
No there's no irony in it. Him being honest about his past and possible concerns one time does not mean he has to put up with jaded women. He opened up. She did not. Nice try though
You really made 3 separate comments saying all this😂😂
@@EsotericOccultist it works 2 ways tho?When brett says it He's 'honest', but brandi is 'jaded'?😂😂😂nice try though
He REALLY got mad Brandi WANTED to leave lmfaooo, you can tell he was gonna keep her instead of heather lmfao
Brandi actually confirmed that she was supposed to stay and producers told her heather was going to be eliminated lol. It makes sense that Big John followed her, maybe he even had to change the pass lmao
"we go straight to the front row" *instant footage of them in the back corner* LOL
Lacey continuously saying "oh I smell bad" is killing me lmao and her crawling and making a fool of herself...priceless
I don’t listen to Lacy’s podcast, but I did see a short video of Brandi saying Heather was the one that was actually supposed to go home and Brandi eliminated herself. Her parents were flown out for the next episode and everything. Watching back I believe her, NOTICE: 1) Bret asks if she wants to stay 2) He tells Heather to come get “that” pass
...aaand when Heather takes the pass, she flips it over and looks down at it. I don't know if it had names on it or not, but it seems like it...
That's a small ass concert bro😂😭😭
Jess was everything this episode!!!! I think she really won Brett over by helping her competition when they were too shit faced to function. And she’s gorgeous
All Jes did was chain smoke cigarettes and drink.
@@djcease1996 don’t forgot and won too
@@Undrconst did she really win tho lol
Where is his wig at 24:00? Are those tiny two braids his only real hair? 😂
😂😂😂😂
Bret admitted his hair is extensions. That is not his real hair. That's why he wears the bandannas all the time!
His hairs really thin tho
15:50 heather eating the clams is hilarious
“…oh, your going down bitch!”
I’m here after watching Laceys podcast... Brandi was suppose to be in the top 3
What's the name of her podcast?
@@blankiux007 Talk of Love
lmao i'm Heather with the food
Never realized how pretty Brandi was/is!! Also her Smokey eye is so innovative and blended! Not common for this era lol
Aww jess still helped her 😊💕
Lacey should've went home not Samantha
Lmao Samantha 😂😂
LOL
@Shani Trahan ~ nah Sam was too good for him!
Yes she should’ve. But Sam wasn’t putting out because she had some self respect and Lacey was sleeping with him the whole time so he kept her instead.
HAAAAA 👍 I LOVE THE COMMENTS 👍
Too funny when Brandy was singing along at the concert and didn’t know the lyrics and the camera darted off of her .. lmao I’d feel like an ass for life .. I wonder if Brett ever stopped to realize how much Jess and CC Deville could pass for father and daughter 😂
Season 1 got "rockstar" Bret to make sure they could deal with all that comes with
Season 2 got "the man" Bret who didn't want to be with a girl who just wanted the rockstar
Season 3 got Bret who goes to bed after a concert because hes old and can't party like he used to. The funniest thing about that is he told the girls his woman needs to be able to keep up with his rock lifestyle. So they're all in the bar waiting after his concert yet he went to bed 😂😂😂
Heather was a real woman he was not ready to be in a serious relationship that's why he didn't pick her,
Buffy Muffintopz yeah man. She's real cool and an amazing figure
Exactly!
Buffy Muffintopz she really was there for him though I mean the connection between Jess and him wasn't even that strong lol
This comment is delusional
Buffy Muffintopz no
I don’t like heather too much but she is pretty damn smart in some ways especially how she controlled herself from getting hammered!
Bret has a crazy taste in women..all these girls are just a mess lol probably because he is too
Yeah, and I think it takes a special type of person to want to go on one of these shows... There's probably a big intersection with that and having mental health issues tbh
Sam, Jess, and Dallas to me, IMO.
He doesn’t pick these girls himself, a casting agency does.
Big John carrying Lacey straight-faced is such a funny visual 😂😂😂
Big John was the real MVP here 🤣
Heather’s badge actually says Brandy at the end. Brett chose to keep Brandy over Heather but gave Heather the badge after Brandy quit. If you look closely they edit around showing the actual name on the badge. 40:50
Why do I feel like everyone on this show has a venereal disease 🔥💥⚡️🌋🦠♨️😷
Mikey D hahaha ewww! But all of them get tested, that was one of the requirements to enter the show. One of the contestants said it in season 2
6:55 she didn't even know the words 😂😂
Jennifer Sanchez I came to the comments to see if someone else noticed that, you didn't disappoint me!
Jennifer Sanchez lmao!
I think it's because he said it was a brand new song🤷♀️
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The fact that he had to have a "free concert" for people to show up & fill those seats is funny to me.