He doesn't want to get smited instead. 🤣 I mean if you play legends arceus, you realize it's just a avatar of Arceus and he's just letting you use his power, so I don't blame him. 😂
More or less. Lorewise according to Legends: Arceus the pokemon you have is just an avatar of the true Arceus, so you don't actually have God in your pocket, just a cheap knockoff
Kinda feel with the DLC they would've at least let you leave your pokemon behind and focus on capturing new ones to learn more about the new kinds of pokemon The player needs to learn
@@ninjaguyYT I mean if I have a flamethrower I could use flamethrower, I could use most normal type moves, and I have a lot of stuff that can use the moves so maybe?
I feel the same way whenever I play Skyward Sword and people talk shit about me like I struggled at all against Ghirahim, "You're late if I hadn't been here Zelda would be lost to Ghirahim" mfer you mean the Ghirahim I already beat? The one that showed up _after_ me? Bold of you to assume that he'd even get his hands on Zelda let alone get away with her without getting fed a knuckle sandwich... With like a sword in it?
“Nooooo my level 3 doggo, with no hope of surviving, got so absolutely obliterated that it ceased to exist!!!! How can this be!?!,!?!!” Me, standing at the other side of a canyon, with end game gear and a shit ton of random Pokémon I found and force fed a bunch of candy *laughs in bullshit*
@@dnmstarsiyeah i have no idea why they didnt give alternate teams to the trainers if the player is already champion. The dlc came out almost a year after the initial release so who do they expect to be challenged by this?
@@gewuerzwanze5627 Because Teal Mask was meant to be played DURING the main game (story wise, it makes sense) plus if you want challenge, that's where Part 2 has you.
considering the other embodiments of doom and destructions the player have in storage, getting eye-lasered by god is probably the more merciful and painless ways to go for poor poochyena
I remember this battle. Her level 60 Poochyena used tackle on my level 100 Greninja. It got a crit and did a whooping four damage! I almost fainted, but water shuriken came in clutch, and sweeped her entire team ,thanks to the boost from battle bond. If I had taken any more damage, I surely would have lost!
Animal build I like to do animal build I like to be a dog and I don’t like Pokémon I really my favorite color. My favorite clay had to be this Pokémon dog and that brown and gray and the swinger who have this Pokémon Danny and the dog, watching the innocent Pokémon dog game round I like Pokémon dog I so happy to watch the Pokémon to die to die from deathand I don’t feel bad for the poor people. I don’t like that I like I hate dog and I want to do an appeal for them and 0:36 ja ja ja ja ja ja
@@shatteredsentient5321Hop who actually changes out his team comp effectively as well as the order of his team. Kieran somehow making his team comp worse as he swaps out pokemon. Seriously though Shiftry? Like why not a Lucario or something useful like Duskclop/Dusknoir? Ironically Carmine's team comp at the end is actually really competent the only pokemon that is a bit of a joke is the Morpeko.
@@DXUnlimitedGamer Yeah they used the same system they did for Sword and Shield's dlc where it scales to gym badges. Honestly what I find funnier is that there is no reaction to the player completing post game content. Like it would have been nice if the game actually had slightly different dialogue for you at least being champion rank or with Briar finding out you've been to Area Zero.
I like the idea of arceus not wanting to be given order when caught unless those orders are in the form of prayer Like imagine you're in a battle and your opponent just start to chant psalm
"Thou shalt ask of you to use thunderbolt, Arceus, the trainer said. Then on thee day of reckoning and destruction, a thunderbolt rained down on thee diglet. Arceus then spoke, you idiot, thunderbolt doesn't work on ground types!" -me 69:420
@@Ryann9 "Thou shalt ask of you to figure it the fuck out, o' Arceus, said the trainer corrupted by rage. For it is he, o' creator of all life and matter, not a foolish pikachu whom tells not their left from their right. Thee might and glory endeth when you smite a sinner's mole with burning plasma from the heavens?"
I remember doing Kitikami right after the "tutorial" section of the game, I got wiped by her on my first round, got annoyed, then over levelled my Pokémon so she wouldn't be able to do it again 🤣🤣
@WildWeavile Is not the greatest development since GameFreak is not an expert in making good character arcs ever since 2018. Edit: With the exception if Arven's story which is ACTUALLY good.
I love that this isn't even hard to do, because you can transfer an Arceus over from legends using Pokemon home. That's what I did, and it was hilarious.
@TurtleShroom3 I think its because you can start the dlc pretty early, and so they didn't want you going up against evolved pokemon, but then also never bothered giving her a separate team if you start it late
@@highadmiraljt5853I still imagine it's an easy battle given that it's move set is probably tackle, leer, and howl. Do keep in mind I stopped at sun and moon so my pokemon knowledge is outdated.
The DLC was actually fun and a little bit of a challenge cause I did it before any gym or titan or star crew. I went in with lvl 10 Pokemon and had to actually strategise to defeat the brother sister duo. Definitely recommend going in with lvl 10 Pokemon and catching new partners
After playing the second part of the DLC, I have a strange feeling the dev team saw this video, and purposely made some of the choices they did if you know what I'm saying lmfao
really wished they send the invite to the second DLC only if you are done with the actual storyline ... or make both dlcs in a way that they level with you based on the number of badges.
@@ChristopherG1990 the invite to the second dlc should only come After you cought the mask pokemon at the end of dlc1. Getting the invite after the first fight against jo makes no sense
@@TalesStahlThey kind of do, you can go to the Terarium whenever but you can't start the Indigo Disk storyline until both the base game and Teal Mask storylines are completed.
How ive wanted to do thqt to her Pokémon i mean seriously she sends her brother through his villian arc and acts like its his problem and she acts like she did nothing wrong Its hilarious
That's beyond overpowered. That's not just a lvl 100 Arceus. That's a lvl 100 Arceus with a Z-Move it brought into existence called *"ETERNAL DAMNATION!"*
Reminded me of Ultra Necrozma Z-Move. In english, "Light that burns the Sky", in Japanese, "Heaven-Scorching Light of Destruction" Like bro, it burnt heaven, you ain't living.
Omg you need to make an animation of beginner Kieran getting absolutely demolished without landing a single hit by a "Pichu" which is just a Zoroark in disguise. I felt so bad for this kid, I was grinding my Kitakami pokedex and thus only had Zoroark up front while the rest was all first stage baby pokemon to grind exp for them. Imagine being in Kieran's shoes and seeing your entire team be DEMOLISHED by a Pichu with Sucker Punch and Nightslash.
After attending 72 communions Florian gained the ability to coalesce the holy energy of each of the communions' wafers into a physical vessel to call upon Arceus. Incense-scented gasses forced up The Lord's divine medium.
It is kinda how it feels. Considering most of us have been power levelling full teams of pokemon for the 6 and 7 star raid battles. When she said to eat dirt, it's not hard to imagine players either rolling their eyes or having a giggle knowing that she's not winning this fight.
Deliver me from mine enemies, O my God. Defend me from them that rise up against me. Deliver me from the workers of iniquity, and save me from bloody men. The mighty are gathered against me. Awake to help me and behold.
@@diostaku2 What are you talking about ? I hate Carmine because she's a mental abuser. The people with a fragile ego are the ones who hate Kieran because he calls them out on their lie and antagonizes them (though yeah the game forcing us to lie and the making us face the consequences of it sucked).
@@Okeana_Aster It never stops being funny how emotionally fragile Pokemon fans are, as soon as a character that doesn't worship them appears in the game, said character suddenly becomes super hated. It reminds me of WoW players, and that's always a bad sign.
It might be an infinitesimal fragment of the true one. Even outside of Legends Arceus, there are hints like Cyrus relying on the red chain due to a mix of his philosophy and certain Legendaries being unable to exercise their true power once caught.
He can, and he would if he feels like you stopped being interesting for him Arceus literally just gives you one of his 1,000 arms to see how you use that thing, as far as i know
I would say that Hades is just the entire f’cking afterlife, but you specified where in Hades, so we’re good. Although, not enough Karmic ironic punishment.
It's why I left all but one of my usual mons in the box when I first arrived in Kitakami. On top of the fun of catching new mons and creating a new team, I also wanted at least SOME challenge. lol
Same, wasn't even a main team mon, just one of the starters I didn't pick that I traded for leveled to more or less match the area based on the wild pokemon I saw...but it taught kitakami to respect the Dirge
Maybe if poochyena was like 19 levels higher than a wild arcus Lvl 70 0 SpA Arceus Judgment vs. Lvl 99 0 HP / 0 SpD Poochyena: 157-186 (75.4 - 89.4%) -- guaranteed 2HKO Which can be fixed with one calm mind +1 Lvl 70 0 SpA Arceus Judgment vs. Lvl 99 0 HP / 0 SpD Poochyena: 235-277 (112.9 - 133.1%) -- guaranteed OHKO For the record poochyena's most powerful level up moves consist of take down and sucker punch. Decent but doesn't compare to judgement.
Or at least the equivalent of Krishna. Pokemon Legends: Arceus points out after you catch Arceus that the Pokemon is just an avatar of the actual god behind the Pokemon, a mere fragment.
ar-key-us
@@ThatOneGuysAnimations 🌩⚡🧔🏿♂⚡🌩
ar-koos
ar-kae-oise
I thought it was arboreal
Pronounce it right
Props to Florian. He caught Arceus in a pokeball, but he still has the decency to at least pray to him instead of just barking orders.
Man knows he can't control God, he just has Him on speed-dial
🥹
@@Bendakidhe's basically the pope
To be fair Florian does look like someone who goes to Catholic School
He doesn't want to get smited instead. 🤣 I mean if you play legends arceus, you realize it's just a avatar of Arceus and he's just letting you use his power, so I don't blame him. 😂
I like how this implies Arceus isn't in the Pokeball but the ball acts like a summoning item.
More or less. Lorewise according to Legends: Arceus the pokemon you have is just an avatar of the true Arceus, so you don't actually have God in your pocket, just a cheap knockoff
@@johnozzmond9728we get God’s Amazon Drone.
@johnozzmond9728
Nah, a god's avatar wouldn't be a cheap knockoff, but moreso a piece of the god's power, molded into flesh
@bluegato5613 That is exactly what he says he gives you in Legends Arceus. A piece of him
@@kaiserconner4 yeah; I'm just saying that a piece of him isn't the same a a knock-off of him
When you return to a early route and find a trainer your forgot to beat
Lvl 100 Miraidon on a level 6 lechonk 😭
@@autoparts101lechonk: nah id win
Endeavour and Quick Attack: Let us introduce ourselves.
@@armelliumthefulgent.6053 i think quick attack is just useless
@@hennymariedelicana371Unless the opponent is at pixel hp
man its so funny actually because she just pulls out a level 75 poochyena
@@cubicskull1916 You can delay a pokemon's evolution on purpose
@@MetalHopperbut you would at least expect Pokémon to make it challenging if it’s level 75
Only if youve beaten the entirety of the basegame. If youre like me, and just didnt care about the team star story, its under level 20.
@@MetalHopper poochyena > ash's pikachu
Her version of pickachu
This is not overlevel, this is lore-accurate battles.
Kinda feel with the DLC they would've at least let you leave your pokemon behind and focus on capturing new ones to learn more about the new kinds of pokemon The player needs to learn
@@comicbookreviewer4856let or forced? Bc you can literally put them in the box like i did and start fresh
@comicbookreviewer4856 To be fair, I guarantee if they did that, people would complain anyway.
@@purple-eyessilverdrago6895 I would've been up for it but giving how Bad toxic fandom has gotten your right
@comicbookreviewer4856 Its gotten to the point where I play ROM hacks and Roblox clones more then the actual games.
"Get ready to eat dirt!"
Koraidon, crush it's skull.
Nah, *BIDOOF-*
BIDOOF THE TRUE POKEMON GOD
@@ScaramoucheNeedsTherapyNah, Level 100 Magikarp
Umbreon, *dark pulse*
Archadudon, *E L E C T R O S H O T*
I didn't know Arcues can use Blood Moon.
He can use every move like mee
@@pedrorosa9893don't lie. You can't use the majority of moves.
Fire type Judgement? Maybe Evil/Dark type?
Can't Arceus use every learnable move ?
@@ninjaguyYT I mean if I have a flamethrower I could use flamethrower, I could use most normal type moves, and I have a lot of stuff that can use the moves so maybe?
And she still has the audacity to be like “well, you barely won. I’ll beat you next time.”
She never won.
and never will.
My rival when I home transfer my full level 100 team of legends from a previous game be like:
@@user.name.numbers.lettersmy Pokémon were already at levels 85-100 before I even bought the DLC so I basically wiped through the battles easily, lol.
My level 100 Iron Valiant scoffed at her team as they simply used Spirit Break and even managed to land a crit
I feel the same way whenever I play Skyward Sword and people talk shit about me like I struggled at all against Ghirahim,
"You're late if I hadn't been here Zelda would be lost to Ghirahim" mfer you mean the Ghirahim I already beat? The one that showed up _after_ me? Bold of you to assume that he'd even get his hands on Zelda let alone get away with her without getting fed a knuckle sandwich... With like a sword in it?
"arceus kick her ass"
"𝓚"
This is less “when your Pokemon are overleveled” but more “when your Pokemon are ACTUAL GODS”
me when im grinding shinys, but some snot nosed brat wants to fight me with his lvl 4 weedle:
@@TK-7193 me about to krump the Weedle with a Lvl 50 Umbreon to rub salt in the wound
Well you see, before training, that Arceus used to be a level 5 Rattata...
honestly arceus is kinda mid
only really helped by SUPPORT potential
@@Green24152 Sounds like God alright
And they still have the audacity to be like "omg how could I lose this is impossible"
“Nooooo my level 3 doggo, with no hope of surviving, got so absolutely obliterated that it ceased to exist!!!! How can this be!?!,!?!!”
Me, standing at the other side of a canyon, with end game gear and a shit ton of random Pokémon I found and force fed a bunch of candy
*laughs in bullshit*
Technically, this was meant to be played with a team of Lv10-40. But they implemented post game levels to it for those who beat the game.
@@dnmstarsiyeah i have no idea why they didnt give alternate teams to the trainers if the player is already champion. The dlc came out almost a year after the initial release so who do they expect to be challenged by this?
@@gewuerzwanze5627 Because Teal Mask was meant to be played DURING the main game (story wise, it makes sense) plus if you want challenge, that's where Part 2 has you.
@@gewuerzwanze5627 they expected you to make a new save
I went into the DLC with 6 level 100 shiny legendarys...
No one stood a chance.
that makes kieran so much funnier, like "im gonna train hard and beat you" as if you dont see the player has a full team of lvl 100 legendaries
tobias would be proud
A reaction perhaps exaggerated for a simple Poochyena, but sadly inevitable.
Don’t worry, as we all know, no matter how horrifying the attack, they always just faint.
@@BlueShellshockit may make it out fine physically but psychically? it is change forever to say the least
@@BlueShellshockbut if it's punished for eternity, then it never faints, it just keeps suffering
He will be fine once the battle is over
considering the other embodiments of doom and destructions the player have in storage, getting eye-lasered by god is probably the more merciful and painless ways to go for poor poochyena
Overleveling then destoying the main story is my favourite pass time!
I ain't even gonna touch Indigo Disk until my team is fully level 100 so I can wipe the floor with anyone who comes at me. For the funnies
It seems like learning how to spell however, is your least favorite past time
@@Ryann9 fixed it thx for the advice
I think the game gets rlly boring when ur one shotting everything in sight. Pokémon games are just too easy.
Not for me.
I remember this battle. Her level 60 Poochyena used tackle on my level 100 Greninja. It got a crit and did a whooping four damage! I almost fainted, but water shuriken came in clutch, and sweeped her entire team ,thanks to the boost from battle bond. If I had taken any more damage, I surely would have lost!
Peak sarcasm
Water shuriken with loaded dice is not a bad set. Its more consistent than Hydro Miss, i mean miss Hydro Miss, ugh i meant hydro mis- god damn it!
The way Arceus says, “K” is so funny 😂💀
Mr. Mackey is Arceus confirmed
*"m'kay"*
Inkay
“M’kay” 💀
I do kinda wish it was an Unown K for lore reasons
“Wow, you know about super effective moves?!?”
She says to someone who conquered Area Zero and defeated a rampaging AI program and destroyed a world ending time machine.
@@coltonwilkie241well technically u can play the first dlc right after the opening
@@cloud99vii27You can?
Arceus used Judgement.
It's Super Effective.
"I won't hold back now"
"*blank* fainted"
00:36 Me when I destroy Hop every single time, and it feels great watching him be disappointed in himself.
It doesn’t matter how hard you try or how well you improve. You ain’t the main character
I always leave Hop with a "Smell ya later, dork."
I dont think he realizes i hate him.
@@DurtyDan poor kid, aint even annoying. unlike barry😒
@GRXKZ Barry is annoying, yes, but he knows his place.
Animal build I like to do animal build I like to be a dog and I don’t like Pokémon I really my favorite color. My favorite clay had to be this Pokémon dog and that brown and gray and the swinger who have this Pokémon Danny and the dog, watching the innocent Pokémon dog game round I like Pokémon dog I so happy to watch the Pokémon to die to die from deathand I don’t feel bad for the poor people. I don’t like that I like I hate dog and I want to do an appeal for them and 0:36 ja ja ja ja ja ja
Walks up to a boss fight
Is the boss fight
Vaporizes opponent
Leaves
Walks up to a boss fight
Is the boss fight
Vaporeonizes opponent
[REDACTED]
Leaves in the morning
Refuses to elaborate
*05 Credentials authenticated*
Object Class: Cernunnos @@TK-7193
“POOCHYENA TOUGHED IT OUT SO YOU WOULDN’T FEEL SAD”
MIRROR COAT
“Hey… Poocheyna?… Pooch?”
❤
Poochyena used guillotine! It’s a one hit KO!
"Poochyena lost its focus sash!"
Forgot the part at the end where they're like "that was such a great battle," or, even better, the iconic "aw man, how'd I lose?"
It seems very unfair for the game to let you fight her with your strongest Pokémon as soon as you first meet her
I love making them cry. Especially Hop 😂
@@shatteredsentient5321Hop who actually changes out his team comp effectively as well as the order of his team.
Kieran somehow making his team comp worse as he swaps out pokemon.
Seriously though Shiftry? Like why not a Lucario or something useful like Duskclop/Dusknoir?
Ironically Carmine's team comp at the end is actually really competent the only pokemon that is a bit of a joke is the Morpeko.
tbf, you can go to Kitakami near the start of the game. The level cap scales to your current number of gym badges if I'm correct.
What are they going to do, just completely lock out any mon above a certain level?
@@DXUnlimitedGamer Yeah they used the same system they did for Sword and Shield's dlc where it scales to gym badges. Honestly what I find funnier is that there is no reaction to the player completing post game content. Like it would have been nice if the game actually had slightly different dialogue for you at least being champion rank or with Briar finding out you've been to Area Zero.
I like the idea of arceus not wanting to be given order when caught unless those orders are in the form of prayer
Like imagine you're in a battle and your opponent just start to chant psalm
"Thou shalt ask of you to use thunderbolt, Arceus, the trainer said. Then on thee day of reckoning and destruction, a thunderbolt rained down on thee diglet. Arceus then spoke, you idiot, thunderbolt doesn't work on ground types!"
-me 69:420
"Oh lord thee, please use recover so you dont die next turn from sandstorm I swear to god"
Welcome to the crusade experience.
@@Ryann9 "Thou shalt ask of you to figure it the fuck out, o' Arceus, said the trainer corrupted by rage. For it is he, o' creator of all life and matter, not a foolish pikachu whom tells not their left from their right. Thee might and glory endeth when you smite a sinner's mole with burning plasma from the heavens?"
"Emperor give me strength to smite this heretic in your name for the glory of mankind!"
The poor Poochyena, they were just following orders.
The Nazi who were also following orders in questions:
@@GamingChair420Oh damn he went there
I was half expecting an Orthworm to appear and actually eat dirt.
That would've been way funnier.
"mkay"
-Arecus, 2023
Sinnin' is bad, m'kaaaay?
Arecus evolved into Mr Mackey, mkay?
The voice-acting is the cherry on top
Poor Carmine, has to witness poochyena become some sort of weird eternal monument to pain.
Carmine: For your first experience, get ready to eat dirt!
Florian: *Get ready to perish*
GET READY TO EAT TERRARIUM DIRT! Me: This again? *points to level 100 appletun*
@@sheilaolfieway1885points to my bag of 999 full restores and max revives
I remember doing Kitikami right after the "tutorial" section of the game, I got wiped by her on my first round, got annoyed, then over levelled my Pokémon so she wouldn't be able to do it again 🤣🤣
Dang. Carmine’s team was lv 12 so I was already over leveled when I went to Kitakami cuz I was at the 7th gym
*WHY DIDNT I GET THE HARD CARMINE*
Lol
That "K" was perfect. "I do what I want. I guess I'll want what you want this time. It's all the same to me."
And this is how Carmine's villain arc started.
wasnt she already a villain (never played the game just going off comments)
@@kaelell4697 No. She's like a toxic person at first, but then becomes friendly towards you. She goes through a character development.
@WildWeavile Is not the greatest development since GameFreak is not an expert in making good character arcs ever since 2018.
Edit: With the exception if Arven's
story which is ACTUALLY good.
@WildWeavileyes and?
@@YangTheAceyeah i dont think shes gonna become friends with the person in this video
The fact that he was praying the orders sent me 😂
I loved doing this with Magearna in sword.
"OH MIGHTY MACHINE PRINCESS, LET THESE HERETICS FEAR THE POWER OF THE FLEUR CANNON!"
Skitarii!Me : [PRAISE BE THE BLESSED MACHINE.]
Taking Machine God to a whole other level
POV: You battle an early game NPC after you beat the game:
Now she understands why Kieran was so pissed about the player having a legendary.
"M'kay", says Arceus, right before bathing baby hyena in a pool of boiling hatred.
i love how carmine just stands there watching poochyena perish doing nothing
I love that this isn't even hard to do, because you can transfer an Arceus over from legends using Pokemon home. That's what I did, and it was hilarious.
Pokemon under a certain level won't obey you with a low level until you have enough Gym Badges. Given that she put out a Poochyana, how did this work?
@@TurtleShroom3
The poochyena scales to the players level. So basically, level 70 poochyena is real
@@highadmiraljt5853
Weird... so it never evolves into a Mightyana no matter its level? That sounds familiar...
@TurtleShroom3 I think its because you can start the dlc pretty early, and so they didn't want you going up against evolved pokemon, but then also never bothered giving her a separate team if you start it late
@@highadmiraljt5853I still imagine it's an easy battle given that it's move set is probably tackle, leer, and howl.
Do keep in mind I stopped at sun and moon so my pokemon knowledge is outdated.
I almost feel pity, almost.
Never thought I’d hear the Halo 4 soundtrack in a Pokémon video, but I am nonetheless very pleased!
Her face making her seem smug and then him just burping it out lol. I want more of these characters
Ah, yes, I recall that battle
Level 75 Poochyena vs Hyper and EV trained Level 100 shiny Iron Valiant.
Good times😊
Wow who won?
@@laravioliiii2832clearly poochyena
@@laravioliiii2832poochyena, rng was on his side
Love that they also had the mewtwo event like a week before the DLC came out! Or atleast closeby!
What’s funny is this was exactly my scenario as well
The DLC was actually fun and a little bit of a challenge cause I did it before any gym or titan or star crew. I went in with lvl 10 Pokemon and had to actually strategise to defeat the brother sister duo. Definitely recommend going in with lvl 10 Pokemon and catching new partners
After playing the second part of the DLC, I have a strange feeling the dev team saw this video, and purposely made some of the choices they did if you know what I'm saying lmfao
really wished they send the invite to the second DLC only if you are done with the actual storyline ... or make both dlcs in a way that they level with you based on the number of badges.
@@TalesStahlthe DLC stories are tied so chronologically that wouldn’t make sense.
@@ChristopherG1990 the invite to the second dlc should only come After you cought the mask pokemon at the end of dlc1.
Getting the invite after the first fight against jo makes no sense
@@TalesStahlThey kind of do, you can go to the Terarium whenever but you can't start the Indigo Disk storyline until both the base game and Teal Mask storylines are completed.
@@-memoria-2136 you can go to the terrarium when ever you are able to win in a double battle against 3 lvl 70 pokemon
Arcues:I'll show you what true power is
How ive wanted to do thqt to her Pokémon i mean seriously she sends her brother through his villian arc and acts like its his problem and she acts like she did nothing wrong
Its hilarious
yeah, i felt so bad. i put all sorts of restrictions on myself just to even give her and kieran a chance and still just wiped them.....
That's beyond overpowered. That's not just a lvl 100 Arceus. That's a lvl 100 Arceus with a Z-Move it brought into existence called *"ETERNAL DAMNATION!"*
Reminded me of Ultra Necrozma Z-Move. In english, "Light that burns the Sky", in Japanese, "Heaven-Scorching Light of Destruction"
Like bro, it burnt heaven, you ain't living.
@@Winasaurus Oh, yeah! I completely forgot about that. That WAS a thing, wasn't it? Game Freak just loves their God tier Pokemon.
@@Winasaurus *Zorua has entered the chat*
@@origamigamer8990 lol
*Bidoof has entered the chat*
Omg you need to make an animation of beginner Kieran getting absolutely demolished without landing a single hit by a "Pichu" which is just a Zoroark in disguise.
I felt so bad for this kid, I was grinding my Kitakami pokedex and thus only had Zoroark up front while the rest was all first stage baby pokemon to grind exp for them.
Imagine being in Kieran's shoes and seeing your entire team be DEMOLISHED by a Pichu with Sucker Punch and Nightslash.
Love how proud she looked when she sent out the puppy.
Love how the almighty deity, Arceus, response beforing damning some poor pokemon to an eternity of suffering is just, "K."
I like this approach of you not catching Arceus, but instead it deciding it to bring you its services, as a sort of pact with God
For anyone wondering, the song used for when Arceus comes out is called Revival from Halo 4.
Damn good song. I love the Didact
Halo 4 was a good game
ty
0:35 imagine the smell
I'd rather not
Poor poochyena and his gifted sense of smell.
Not the WORST thing to comment this on
Mmmmmm… cooked poochyenna
“No, I don’t think I will.”
After attending 72 communions Florian gained the ability to coalesce the holy energy of each of the communions' wafers into a physical vessel to call upon Arceus.
Incense-scented gasses forced up The Lord's divine medium.
That poor poochyena did not deserve that. 😢
Carmine though..
He did
Carmine deserves a mating press.
neither deserved it, homegirl gets a hella redemption arc
@@biscuitstix_
Was pretty lackluster for a redemption arc, I'm still not forgiving her.
@@kimitodemonboi6925 L opinion tbh
(I’m just kidding, I politely disagree
It is kinda how it feels. Considering most of us have been power levelling full teams of pokemon for the 6 and 7 star raid battles. When she said to eat dirt, it's not hard to imagine players either rolling their eyes or having a giggle knowing that she's not winning this fight.
I literally did both lmao
“Get ready to eat dirt!”
*laughs in competitive Darkrai*
Yeah but, just use the starter coverage moveset Meowscarada for like 2 or 3 health bars@@swordsmancs
Her: *Sends out dog*
Florian: *SUMMONS THE FREAKING GOD OF ALL POKEMON*
And then after all that they still go “oh you got lucky” and send the next unprepared baby Pokémon
I think we need that
*K*
As a member emote lmao
that is literally how cool we feel when someone goes on a huge unasked for rant, usually being passive aggressive. and you just hit 'em with the:
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That's actually thing we called that Pokemon randomize
Whelp at least Giratina has some company in the shadow realm
I immediately took Carmine's side at 0:09 when I saw that smug smile AND I REGRET NOTHING
Very amazing video! Love it and hope you keep making more of them! 😄
I could imagine a trainer just kneeling and praying to their god pokemon to use moves and it takes like 20 minutes per prayer.
Deliver me from mine enemies, O my God.
Defend me from them that rise up against me.
Deliver me from the workers of iniquity, and save me from bloody men.
The mighty are gathered against me.
Awake to help me and behold.
@@3ftninja132now, Arceus use Judgement!
I hate Carmine with all my soul, but her poor Poochyena didn't deserve that.
Carmine is awesome, you just have a fragile ego lol.
@@diostaku2 What are you talking about ? I hate Carmine because she's a mental abuser. The people with a fragile ego are the ones who hate Kieran because he calls them out on their lie and antagonizes them (though yeah the game forcing us to lie and the making us face the consequences of it sucked).
Yeah I agree, she really is a mental abuser, she’s basically the reason why kieran is going bad in the indigo disc @@Okeana_Aster
Carmine is sick af it's just Kieran who's running into a dark path also how tf is she a mental abuser?
@@Okeana_Aster It never stops being funny how emotionally fragile Pokemon fans are, as soon as a character that doesn't worship them appears in the game, said character suddenly becomes super hated.
It reminds me of WoW players, and that's always a bad sign.
*a literal god attacks*
"FOE FAINTED"
Do you ever just wonder why the literal God of this series is just okay with being captured. cant he just break out of the pokeball whenever he wants?
It might be an infinitesimal fragment of the true one. Even outside of Legends Arceus, there are hints like Cyrus relying on the red chain due to a mix of his philosophy and certain Legendaries being unable to exercise their true power once caught.
He can, and he would if he feels like you stopped being interesting for him
Arceus literally just gives you one of his 1,000 arms to see how you use that thing, as far as i know
The pokemon is just a vessel, a mere gift you receive from the actual Arceus that contains a mere fraction of Arceus's strength
He’s bored for being in his dimension. Also mew told him it’s fun
He can. He’s here because he wants to be. The only times you get an audience with Arceus is when it wants to give you one.
Florian: Arceus, banish this formicator of motherly figures to the blackest pit of Hades
I would say that Hades is just the entire f’cking afterlife, but you specified where in Hades, so we’re good.
Although, not enough Karmic ironic punishment.
Kieran off to the side: Wowzers, way cool it’s god
It's why I left all but one of my usual mons in the box when I first arrived in Kitakami. On top of the fun of catching new mons and creating a new team, I also wanted at least SOME challenge. lol
yeah I just challenged myself to only use mons caught in kitakami for the dlc might do the same for indigo disc
i did somewhat of the same thing because itd be boring if i just steamrolled everything
Same, wasn't even a main team mon, just one of the starters I didn't pick that I traded for leveled to more or less match the area based on the wild pokemon I saw...but it taught kitakami to respect the Dirge
And then they'd say something like "Tch. Beginner's luck."
"Get ready to eat dirt"
Koraidon! Use Collision Course on Them both and i'll give you 7 Sammies!
For a second, I thought the punchline was gonna be that the poochiena was actually lvl 99 and was going to tank it.
Maybe if poochyena was like 19 levels higher than a wild arcus
Lvl 70 0 SpA Arceus Judgment vs. Lvl 99 0 HP / 0 SpD Poochyena: 157-186 (75.4 - 89.4%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
Which can be fixed with one calm mind
+1 Lvl 70 0 SpA Arceus Judgment vs. Lvl 99 0 HP / 0 SpD Poochyena: 235-277 (112.9 - 133.1%) -- guaranteed OHKO
For the record poochyena's most powerful level up moves consist of take down and sucker punch.
Decent but doesn't compare to judgement.
Or psychic plate?
or sash + endeavor + quick attack. Imagine lol
@@Las_croquetoak_de_Txapote not going to lie, I love that strat
Being a paladin with divine intervention vibes...
She def deserved that for how she treated Kieran and basically started his villain arc
But remember. It's only fainted after all of that.
This is the exact same thing that happened with me, except my Lucario beat her Poochyena into a pulp.
0:30 bro took "did you pray today?" on a new level LOL
Carmine the foreign exchange student tsundere version of namona
But lame
Using the Halo 4 OST for Arceus was pretty baller
It fits pretty well
For those wondering, the track is "Revival."
@@PhillyCh3zSt3ak Nemesis is really good too. Same chants. God I love Halo 4’s soundtrack
🤣 Friggin hilariously epic!! I love the snarky tone of it all too 😉
Poochy making Cleric Beast screeching is hilarious.
Baby cleric beast
😂
Carmine: Go Poochyena!
Mewtwo: ...And I took that perosnally.
Best part, it's immunity to MewTwo's STAB attacks 😂
@@analyticofexistance7847 The great and mighty Mewtwo, taken down by a Poochyena, What a world smh.
the fact she just watched phychoo just burning alive and screaming for help is insane
« Wow! You sure know your type matchups! »
Trying to weaken and catch pokemon be like "everything I touch dies"
Stock up on Quick Balls and have a Pokemon with False Swipe on hand for more stubborn catches.
so real
The level 100 magearna in question :
The fact that you can literally catch god in Pokemon is absolutely insane
Or at least the equivalent of Krishna. Pokemon Legends: Arceus points out after you catch Arceus that the Pokemon is just an avatar of the actual god behind the Pokemon, a mere fragment.
Yes, Arceus gives you a fragment of HIMSELF. he is the god, that's just a shard of him you use in battle.@@joshuahunt3032
the dying screams of the poochyena will be the perfect victim for the blood ritual
YO WHAT THE FUCK?!
Don’t forget about the part where she makes some excuse for dying and says she’ll beat you next time
The fact that nemesis from halo 4 was in this makes it so much better
I think this one is actually Revival. Same chant though.
DAMN, Arceus really hit that poor Pokemon with the hell beam
The trainer be praying and when arceus listens he be like K and starts traumatising carmine
The Didact theme works strangely well for this
They composed the mf poochyena
*actually obliterates the enemy out of existence*
Game: "opposing *insert a pokemon name* has fainted"
Arceus and Bathyphysa Conifera, practically the only beings worth praying to.
literally me after i couldnt get the sw/sh dlc for like 2 years