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    The adventure follows Bilbo Baggins, who is swept into an epic quest to reclaim Erebor with the help of Gandalf the Grey and 13 Dwarves led by the legendary warrior Thorin Oakenshield.
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  • @aturnofphrase
    @aturnofphrase 8 лет назад +1039

    Thorin's face in the background when they start yelling that they DO have parasites. He's so done lol

    • @XDrakePhoenixX
      @XDrakePhoenixX Год назад +10

      Thorin: I am so done with these idiots...

    • @dstreetz91
      @dstreetz91 Год назад +8

      He gave the dwarf who said he has parasites as big as my arm one tiny bit of eye contact to tell him "play along or you're dead meat" was gold. I also like how both Thorin and Balin didn't say anything about having parasites afterwards, they just laid there.

  • @otakugirl5512
    @otakugirl5512 5 лет назад +221

    I love how even Thorin panicked after Bilbo was all "You need to skin them first" and then he was like "Oh shit he has a plan I gotta tell the others"

    • @lexmcmillan8033
      @lexmcmillan8033 28 дней назад

      I think in the book, Thorin was late because Gandalf gave him a map that lead to the Tannery.

  • @melo13melo
    @melo13melo 9 лет назад +980

    "I don't have parasites! You have parasites!" Nice one Kili XD

    • @jojojlc7070
      @jojojlc7070 6 лет назад +26

      Because Kili is visually attractive. Also he's the one without a full beard. No homo

    • @toasterpastries5811
      @toasterpastries5811 6 лет назад +32

      It appears that sometimes dwarves can be just as stupid as trolls.

    • @juliuscaesar8152
      @juliuscaesar8152 3 года назад +2

      He's a parasite

    • @professionalidiot5529
      @professionalidiot5529 2 года назад +1

      @@jojojlc7070 facts but I question his decisions sometimes

    • @jojojlc7070
      @jojojlc7070 2 года назад +2

      @@professionalidiot5529 Mate, you just replied to a 3 year old comment

  • @vmcnemar1
    @vmcnemar1 9 лет назад +583

    "I've got parasites as big as my arm!"
    "I've got the biggest parasites!" Kili literally kills me every time!!!!

    • @illiminatieoverlordgurglek140
      @illiminatieoverlordgurglek140 8 лет назад +10

      I doubt that.. He's a fictional character and even then he could only do it once.

    • @rinrinrainbow4173
      @rinrinrainbow4173 7 лет назад +5

      HAHA HILARIOUS. Get a sense of humor. +Iliminatie overlord Gurglekoks. OH. And please learn to spell.

    • @janesgems7
      @janesgems7 2 года назад +4

      Me too, I absolutely loved him

    • @haggis4952
      @haggis4952 8 месяцев назад

      Same here lol

  • @beetlejuiceblues12
    @beetlejuiceblues12 9 лет назад +372

    Lol Thorin kicks Kili and he turns his head like, Uncle what?! Oh wait...Shoot.

    • @losttheoriginal
      @losttheoriginal 9 лет назад +56

      Kili is the best dwarf XD he's just so cute and funny but in a badass kind of way!

    • @themightyj651
      @themightyj651 8 лет назад +10

      +Hippie Flowers soooooo adorable!

    • @losttheoriginal
      @losttheoriginal 8 лет назад +11

      +Jess Newman He is just too cute!!!!!

    • @sfiabong7360
      @sfiabong7360 6 лет назад +9

      Too bad he's dead :(

  • @zeldatrash7308
    @zeldatrash7308 7 лет назад +598

    Bilbo: you have to skin them first
    dwarves start freaking out
    Dwalin: I won't forget that! I won't forget it!

    • @ianmccasland3919
      @ianmccasland3919 4 года назад +33

      Gloin: I’ll skin you, ya little!!!!!

    • @jestay9260
      @jestay9260 4 года назад +19

      Dwalin will remember that

  • @SCP01986
    @SCP01986 9 лет назад +506

    Bilbo trolled the trolls. xD

  • @viviannekempers
    @viviannekempers 9 лет назад +335

    Favorite part of all three hobbit films hahaha 'We dont have parasites, YOU have parasites'

    • @katelin8682
      @katelin8682 8 лет назад +28

      I know!!! funniest part in the movie!! we dont have parasites u have parasites........... I HAVE PARASITES AS BIG AS MY ARM.

  • @JoleneGov
    @JoleneGov 9 лет назад +455

    Lol, the dwarves realization when Thorin kicks them. XD

  • @glowtvdoesgaming9985
    @glowtvdoesgaming9985 7 лет назад +258

    "I've got parasites as big as my arm!" i lost it

    • @kreativjunkie8053
      @kreativjunkie8053 5 лет назад +4

      That must be a feeling like a Fistfuck til the elbow. How could he have more of that inside?

  • @ImperialKnight770
    @ImperialKnight770 8 лет назад +511

    "To..SKIN THEM FIRST!!"
    "I WON'T FORGET THAT!! I WON'T FORGET THAT!!"

    • @CC-ii1sy
      @CC-ii1sy 5 лет назад +34

      Gloin shouted: "I'll skin you u little..."

    • @mechadoggy
      @mechadoggy 5 лет назад +27

      Bilbo should have said you had to soak dwarves in lukewarm water for 2 hours to get rid of coal dust or something

    • @coletrain583
      @coletrain583 4 года назад +7

      Bert: Tom, get me filleting knife.

    • @SpiderkillersInc
      @SpiderkillersInc 3 года назад +8

      Dwalin will remember that.

  • @mikawhofan
    @mikawhofan 9 лет назад +232

    i love Bilbo's face as his trying to stall the trolls. it's like "I can't believe I'm about to say this."

    • @joeroot2750
      @joeroot2750 7 лет назад +6

      Marilee Boer priceless!!!!!

    • @101Volts
      @101Volts 5 месяцев назад

      Well, he *was* in a Jam.
      Or, um, let me re-phrase that: he ALMOST was in a Jam.

  • @keely.mcmonigle8127
    @keely.mcmonigle8127 9 лет назад +683

    Best part of the entire trilogy:
    Kili: I don't have parasites you have parasites! *gets kicked by thorin and gets the message* i've got huge parasites! Mine are the biggest parasites!

    • @foolslayer9416
      @foolslayer9416 4 года назад +27

      The rest of the dwarves: "We're riddled! Yes, we're all riddled!"

    • @janesgems7
      @janesgems7 2 года назад +4

      Kili was my favourite

  • @Pooka-Dragon
    @Pooka-Dragon 9 лет назад +1362

    "Did he say parasites!?"
    "WE don't have parasites! YOU have parasites!"
    *Thorin kicks one of them*
    *Silence*
    "I've got parasites as big as my arm!"
    "Mine are the biggest parasites! I have HUGE parasites!"
    I just love that how Thorin saw he was planning something and made them play along

    • @katelin8682
      @katelin8682 8 лет назад +37

      one of the best scenes in the movie

    • @ariantoramli6575
      @ariantoramli6575 8 лет назад +5

      how do you know

    • @ariantoramli6575
      @ariantoramli6575 8 лет назад +2

      thank you

    • @joeroot2750
      @joeroot2750 7 лет назад +54

      Pooka Dragon I love how when Thorin kicks Kili, Kili looks round, thinking 'What?' Then he sees Thorin's face face and it clicks that Bilbo is trying to help them!

    • @ZhaoYun320
      @ZhaoYun320 6 лет назад +36

      Thorin was all like: 'Shut the fuck up! Hes saving ussss..' with that kickXD

  • @hitrapperandartistdababy
    @hitrapperandartistdababy 2 года назад +62

    I love how it shows Thorin being smarter than the others but naturally it still took him a few seconds to figure it out aswell lol

  • @Kuramalover86
    @Kuramalover86 10 лет назад +46

    Does anyone else find how funny it is when after Bilbo says to skin the dwarves that even Thorin has an angry look on his face? It's hilarious.

  • @pemo2676
    @pemo2676 4 года назад +56

    Thorin, meant-to-be-king, sat in a bag rolling his eyes in a pile of his friends

  • @Eenea
    @Eenea 10 лет назад +114

    My favorite scene in the whole movie. The way they stop after Thorin kicks them. "I've got parasites as big as my arm."

    • @abbysharpless7146
      @abbysharpless7146 10 лет назад +6

      hahaha yeah! and then ya got all of em' babbling trying not to get eaten.

  • @Langedelanuiit
    @Langedelanuiit 10 лет назад +56

    "To skin them first !" - proud smile on the face - ahahah, Bilbo killed me.

  • @Novalunosis90
    @Novalunosis90 11 лет назад +25

    I don't know why, maybe it's because Thorin in such a serious character, but when he kicks Kili, I was laughing so hard, and then Kili and Dwarlin's faces had me in tears. Whoever says this movie is bad needs to learn to laugh.

  • @georgebone2410
    @georgebone2410 10 лет назад +32

    "YOU WOT?" That's bloody priceless every time I hear it.

    • @PhoenixPhantom1337
      @PhoenixPhantom1337 Год назад

      I love that he says that a few times in that part of the movie 😂

  • @missbunnybloggeralimsl7250
    @missbunnybloggeralimsl7250 3 года назад +87

    Thorin is the best uncle ever. I really wish that we got to see more of him with his nephews and their bond 😭😭❤️😂😂

  • @RavenclawStudent123
    @RavenclawStudent123 6 лет назад +53

    When Thorin kicks them, Kili turns. He's like "What uncle?"
    Omg. These dwarves crack me up. They are so offended

  • @MrFishman55
    @MrFishman55 10 лет назад +285

    0:48 "U Wot"

    • @dustyrhodes3057
      @dustyrhodes3057 9 лет назад +41

      M8

    • @RoachDoggJR.-
      @RoachDoggJR.- 6 лет назад +3

      Crap, I thought I was the first lol

    • @Zpixiewanwan1249
      @Zpixiewanwan1249 3 года назад +1

      As i said that I synchronized with troll and saw this HAHAHHAHAH triple coincidence?

  • @janerenaeg823
    @janerenaeg823 10 лет назад +89

    0:17 Thorin screams NO!!

    • @abbysharpless7146
      @abbysharpless7146 10 лет назад +20

      lol thorin screams no a lot. trust me if pay really good attention when watching the movie, he does it like 5 times! XD

    • @katelin8682
      @katelin8682 8 лет назад +6

      lol just noticed that!

  • @thenethralking6032
    @thenethralking6032 4 года назад +27

    0:25 “I WON’T FORGET THAT! I WON’T FORGET THAT!”
    What does Dwalin think this is a telltale game or something?

  • @rum_coke_17
    @rum_coke_17 5 лет назад +22

    Bilbo’s eye-roll is everything in this scene, like *‘ffs I’m gonna die here these dwarves are so dense’*

  • @emmaluck6409
    @emmaluck6409 4 года назад +16

    “He’s got worms in his ........... tubes”
    Best improvisation ever!

  • @gabrieldjatienza6971
    @gabrieldjatienza6971 3 года назад +5

    Just as Old Bilbo was narrating to Hobbit children... Trolls arguing about cooking dwarfs!

  • @Book7BrokeMyBrain
    @Book7BrokeMyBrain 8 лет назад +35

    Peak Martin Freeman. I love that cheery, polite smile he starts with. Haa.

  • @kratosgow09
    @kratosgow09 9 лет назад +100

    Wanna know how to deal with trolls?......troll them back! XD

  • @AlwaysDaydreaming10
    @AlwaysDaydreaming10 11 лет назад +34

    Bilbo's improvisation skills are second to none. He'd make a great addition to Whose Line Is It Anyway?.

  • @olenharely3828
    @olenharely3828 6 лет назад +11

    Thorin actually yells "TRAITOR!" when Bilbo suggests skinning them first and that's what made me laugh

  • @lupitasilva511
    @lupitasilva511 9 лет назад +42

    "Mine are the biggest parasites, I've got huge parasites" HAHAHA Hilarious

  • @MsGameslol
    @MsGameslol 9 лет назад +29

    bombur's face when bilbo says that he's infected at 0:48 XD

  • @8ouroboros841
    @8ouroboros841 8 лет назад +30

    0:41 Thorin's face XD

  • @deliarodz3173
    @deliarodz3173 Год назад +3

    Poor fili. He's the only one facing down 🤣🤣🤣

  • @abbysharpless7146
    @abbysharpless7146 10 лет назад +36

    Ha this is one of the best scenes!! You can almost see the gears in his mind turning as he tries to get them all out of this. LOL Kili: DID HE SAY WE'VE GOT PARISITES?!!?!?!?

  • @arlohasnolife9671
    @arlohasnolife9671 7 лет назад +120

    Kili: i dont have parasites, you have parasites!!
    Thorin: **kick**
    *pause*
    Kili: **realizes** MINE ARE THE BIGGEST PARASITES I'VE GOT HUGE PARASITES
    Kili is so adorable and precious

  • @roninelenion4805
    @roninelenion4805 9 лет назад +30

    "Ferret?!" Lol! This is my favorite scene in the entire movie.

  • @lunarlightbulb158
    @lunarlightbulb158 11 лет назад +16

    I love how Thorin's like "Shut up, you idiots!"

  • @arkieda
    @arkieda 9 лет назад +28

    oh god, so funny.
    "You think we should just let them go?"
    Bilbo: "Well..." that would really help, if you don't mind =D.

  • @carlyglaze8859
    @carlyglaze8859 8 лет назад +23

    Kíli "Mine are the biggest parasites! I've got huge parasites!" 😂😂

  • @rebel_kid9788
    @rebel_kid9788 5 лет назад +17

    Ballin in the back is all like “I’m so done with this situation”

    • @h_vmpiri9349
      @h_vmpiri9349 2 года назад +1

      Yeah xD The whole time he was on the side like "Why? Why me?"

  • @gabriel-de8yv
    @gabriel-de8yv 5 лет назад +12

    Martin Freeman is priceless. (All of them though)

  • @techknight3517
    @techknight3517 10 лет назад +45

    I like it when bilbo said to skin them first Lmao.

  • @J_C_CH
    @J_C_CH 10 лет назад +79

    Lol
    Bilbo: "They all have parasites, I wouldn't risk it"
    Dwarves: "what!? I don't have parasites what you on about!?"
    Bilbo: *for fucks sake*
    Thorin: 'Boot!'
    Dwarves: *realise* "I've got parasites as big as my arm! I've got loads of parasites!"

  • @Myfavoritecuties
    @Myfavoritecuties Год назад +9

    1:08 Thorin knew what Bilbo was doing

  • @JJ-ui2jr
    @JJ-ui2jr 3 года назад +3

    0:12 Bilbo is so annoyed at the fact the trolls are so impatient. XD

  • @Whitby_Abbeys_Ghost
    @Whitby_Abbeys_Ghost 11 лет назад +19

    I am most impressed with Freemans acting. I really thought it would be John Watson running around middle earth, but I was wrong. He really does become Bilbo! If he keeps this up he'll become one of my favorite actors!

  • @FoltestAnimations
    @FoltestAnimations 3 года назад +2

    The dwarves, all but Thorin, literally pulled an r/whoosh

  • @vardellsfolly5200
    @vardellsfolly5200 2 года назад +2

    Thorin would not dignify himself using such a silly, ridiculous excuse but he did kick the other dwarves to use it, as soon as possible!

  • @DifferentTypesofPeople
    @DifferentTypesofPeople 11 лет назад +20

    I don't know why, but I would kinda like to see these three trolls have their own radio show. They are just that entertaining!

  • @GodKingReiss
    @GodKingReiss 11 лет назад +13

    "This li'l ferret is taking us for fools!"
    "Ferret?!"

  • @arlohasnolife9671
    @arlohasnolife9671 7 лет назад +10

    Troll: this little ferret is taking us for fools!
    Bilbo: Ferret???

  • @OrganizedChaos1117
    @OrganizedChaos1117 11 лет назад +7

    1:22 I love that Ori still hasn't caught on.

  • @SJMJ91
    @SJMJ91 9 лет назад +19

    Let's face it: the Dwarves would've been fucked without Bilbo in this scene. None of them had the sense to stall the trolls until sunlight turns them to stone.

    • @joeroot2750
      @joeroot2750 7 лет назад +2

      SJMJ91 with out Bilbo, they would not be there cus Bilbo got caught and they had to surrender. if Bilbo was not there, the trolls wud be dead.

  • @eunicechang8329
    @eunicechang8329 7 лет назад +14

    Kili: We don't have parasites.YOU have parasites! LOL

  • @par5able
    @par5able 11 лет назад +19

    Lol, at 0:17 I DIED at some of the dwarf's reactions!
    Thorin- "NOOOOOO!"
    Kili- "What are you TALKING about?!"
    Fili- *looks like he's trying to bite Bilbo*
    God, I love this movie. XD

  • @Angeltrap_cosplay
    @Angeltrap_cosplay 5 лет назад +12

    Love that scene were Thorin just kicks Kili with his foot and then everyone is just completely silence first 💙😂😂

  • @cortohdow9129
    @cortohdow9129 9 лет назад +90

    I'VE GOT PARASITES AS BIG AS MY ARM
    God bless Oín XD

  • @hyacinthgaspar
    @hyacinthgaspar 11 месяцев назад +2

    Bombur's reaction when bilbo said he's infected with worms 😂😂😂😅😅😅

  • @gabybop
    @gabybop 10 лет назад +61

    "WE don't have parasites! YOU have parasites!"
    and let's not forget: "Mine are the biggest parasites! I've got HUGE parasites!"

  • @itfigurescomics6704
    @itfigurescomics6704 Год назад +5

    I love how one kick from Thorin made the other dwarves realize that Bilbo was trying to truck the dwarves and went along with it XD

  • @Pootypatooty
    @Pootypatooty 8 лет назад +14

    God I absolutely love the dwarfs, they love each other so much and they are so funny

  • @SorcererDiZ
    @SorcererDiZ 3 года назад +2

    0:48 "You wot?" Always gets me XD

  • @JenniferJaded
    @JenniferJaded 10 лет назад +2

    1:17 Gloin "I've got nits!" LOVE IT! Cause you gotta wonder if its true!

  • @ayakotami3318
    @ayakotami3318 4 года назад +1

    Thorin kicking his Nephew there. The only Dwarf that got the idea and had to kick someone to get it through their heads. Lol. You go Thorin.

  • @yupyuppers6792
    @yupyuppers6792 6 лет назад +5

    I love how Bilbo's most insulted and horrified by this whole thing when he's called a Ferret. 😂🤣

  • @KingKhanate1997
    @KingKhanate1997 9 лет назад +8

    Let the uh, Flurgaburber Hobbit talk! Cracks me up man. Every time.

  • @RatBatSpiderCrab
    @RatBatSpiderCrab 10 лет назад +1

    Those Trolls need their own movie!

  • @TheKryptoNova
    @TheKryptoNova 9 лет назад +90

    0:48 U WOT?

  • @AdeptKing
    @AdeptKing 5 лет назад +2

    1:06. Bilbo's going like "you idiots..."

  • @janerenaeg823
    @janerenaeg823 10 лет назад +3

    I like at 0:22, Kili's face. It's like hes thinking "i can't beleive this is happening!"

  • @sparkydevil5756
    @sparkydevil5756 7 лет назад +4

    Love it when Thorin finally realizes what Bilbo is doing!

  • @aussieaddict100
    @aussieaddict100 11 лет назад +4

    "Mine are the biggest parasites!" ahaha, i love aiden turner (kili)

  • @ItsAnnemarijn
    @ItsAnnemarijn 11 лет назад +5

    I love how Dwalin says 'I WON'T FORGET THAT!' after Bilbo says that you have to skin them first ^-^ 0:24

  • @gandalfstwinkie9634
    @gandalfstwinkie9634 11 лет назад +2

    Love how torin kicks kili and suddenly they all have parasites!!!!

  • @TheGator2000
    @TheGator2000 10 лет назад +11

    I love Peter's decision to do this instead of what the books said. It's so much funnier.

  • @cherryfox456
    @cherryfox456 8 лет назад +12

    I love the parasite part. 😂

  • @Lu_R
    @Lu_R 4 года назад +4

    The bast part of this is that Thorin caught on what Bilbo was doing and made others admit they have parasites. But he himself wouldn't say that. He's too majestic for that.

  • @lunch7213
    @lunch7213 10 лет назад +2

    1:02 best part of the scene

  • @lunab541
    @lunab541 11 лет назад +3

    Kili:"We don't have parasites, you have parasites!" lol

  • @SJMJ91
    @SJMJ91 4 года назад +5

    The amount of times the Dwarves overestimated Bilbo's physical ability but underestimated his intelligence.

  • @janerenaeg823
    @janerenaeg823 11 лет назад +2

    1:04 Kili your so funny!

  • @baddam95
    @baddam95 11 лет назад +3

    lol Gloin "I'll skin you ya little shi..-Camera changes to dwarves on spit roast.

  • @gtaipan7422
    @gtaipan7422 2 года назад +4

    I like Thorin yells with other Dwarves when Bilbo tells the Trolls about the secret ingredient is "skin them", then talking about parasites. I love some fun moments.

  • @harrenhals
    @harrenhals 11 лет назад +1

    'Mine are the biggest parasites!' It's not a competition, Kili.

  • @therookie7401
    @therookie7401 6 месяцев назад +1

    I just noticed that when Bilbo says they have to skin them first Thorin panics the most and screams "NO!" in the background. The Dwarves are a chaotic lovable mess.

  • @TheMovieDoctorful
    @TheMovieDoctorful 10 лет назад +3

    "Let the...Furglaburglarhobbit talk!" The Trolls are hilarious, best part of The Hobbit if you ask me.

  • @ess4353
    @ess4353 9 лет назад +10

    This is one of my favorite scenes!

  • @audoldends6799
    @audoldends6799 4 года назад +1

    Bilbo’s eye roll 😂😂😂😂

  • @Youyouyou219
    @Youyouyou219 11 лет назад +1

    I love the face he makes at 0:15!

  • @AndiTiucsart
    @AndiTiucsart 11 лет назад +7

    This scene and every other scene in the movie are beautifully written and hilarious!

  • @TommonSensePro
    @TommonSensePro 11 лет назад +1

    And yet the 1977 cartoon didn't include the Arkenstone, which is intense. it heightens Bilbo and Thorin's drama even more. And PJ will be including this in part 3!!!

  • @makenatremblay
    @makenatremblay 7 лет назад +8

    Bilbo: he has worms in his.. uhm tubes.
    how would you know that

  • @MagentaCartherWrites
    @MagentaCartherWrites 11 лет назад +1

    Martin's probably thinking, "Ferret?! Benedict's the ferret... I'm a hedgehog..." XD

  • @ladycplum
    @ladycplum 11 лет назад +5

    I love how Fili tries to bite Bilbo's ankles when he says to skin them!

  • @abbysharpless7146
    @abbysharpless7146 10 лет назад +1

    lol just think about the bloopers for this scene!! if i were Martin, i would have started cracking up so hard when Aidan's like, ''Did he say we don't have parasites!!!''
    LOL Kili talking so fast he can't even think straight!

    • @katelin8682
      @katelin8682 8 лет назад +1

      now you just made me sad thinking about WHY DID THEY NOT MAKE BLOOPERS FOR THIS SCENE I would have died. it would have been weird acting this out tho because the trolls were not even there! :-)

  • @Graverobber94
    @Graverobber94 11 лет назад +6

    " .... I've got parasites the size of me arms!"
    "Mine are the biggest parasites, they're the biggest parasites!"
    These dwarves fight about anything xD