Harry & Paul ~ The Confectioner

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  • Опубликовано: 27 сен 2008
  • Do you have a sweet tooth madam?
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  • @drewyStyla
    @drewyStyla 2 года назад +102

    Milky Boy & Bum Gums are Bunny's favourite confectionery. He's been enjoying them for forty to forty-five years.

    • @ezzy525
      @ezzy525 2 года назад +8

      Bunny must be 85 now. I guess that means he was around what 40-45 years old at the time?

    • @henrybalkwill3276
      @henrybalkwill3276 2 года назад +6

      Is Bunny a Quare?

    • @ezzy525
      @ezzy525 2 года назад

      @@henrybalkwill3276 Well of course...he LOOKS like a quare...and he SOUNDS like a quare, so yes I would think he's probably a quare.

    • @drewyStyla
      @drewyStyla 2 года назад +5

      Bunny has been Quaring away like Billy-O for forty to forty-five years.
      He's an incorrigible old Quare. He loves it.

    • @ezzy525
      @ezzy525 2 года назад +4

      @@drewyStyla Oh has he? Well I'll mark Bunny down as a probable quare.

  • @jakemason100
    @jakemason100 2 года назад +9

    Blurm and crunt bar flatlined me

    • @redcalx9568
      @redcalx9568 4 месяца назад

      Milky boy

    • @beckriv9854
      @beckriv9854 4 месяца назад +3

      Did the reaper come for you, with the rabies?

  • @GreenyRepublic
    @GreenyRepublic 6 лет назад +157

    Paul Whitehouse's delivery in this is just magnificent.

  • @pattayalob
    @pattayalob 12 лет назад +170

    I used to think Mitchell and Webb were the best contemporary comedy actors but I have now relegated them to number two. Paul and Harry are sublime.

    • @dracodeanglicus3857
      @dracodeanglicus3857 6 лет назад +7

      Do you have a sweet tooth, madam?

    • @alexsilk5648
      @alexsilk5648 4 года назад +1

      Same

    • @Kris.G
      @Kris.G 3 года назад +5

      @@dracodeanglicus3857 My late husband had a sweet tooth, before the reaper came for him with the rabies.

    • @dracodeanglicus3857
      @dracodeanglicus3857 3 года назад +1

      Perhaps you’ve heard of some of my confections?

    • @SingleTrack66
      @SingleTrack66 3 года назад

      I can let you have a room for 1 and 3 ... if you leave no stools in the chamber pot.

  • @AdamRThomasMusic
    @AdamRThomasMusic 4 года назад +21

    BLERM
    the way his whole body language shifts when he says that is so threatening

    • @kd5txo
      @kd5txo 2 года назад

      Not to be confused with Slurm (the soft drink) ....from Futurama Cartoon

  • @warriorofwrestlingv3
    @warriorofwrestlingv3 11 лет назад +42

    I still don't know what the fuck these sketches are about, but I find them to be fantastic

    • @argieav
      @argieav 7 лет назад +16

      I think they are, at least in part, a kind of comic homage to the visual and scripted storytelling of series like Lustgartens 'Scotland Yard' TV series, circa 1959. And the noir-ish, crime films of that era generally.

  • @ErinScope
    @ErinScope 3 месяца назад +2

    Their ability to create new words. Blurm. Gold.

  • @carllinney3132
    @carllinney3132 3 года назад +8

    Tuppeny butterquims ... for that mister whitehouse I will forever hold you close to my heart.

  • @drybiscuit
    @drybiscuit 3 года назад +46

    There's no possible way they could have got through this in one take.
    Would love to see the out takes. 😂😂😂😂

  • @hildibildibaldi
    @hildibildibaldi 13 лет назад +36

    "I can let you have a room for one and three if you leave no stools in the chamber pot ............." Perfect.

    • @simonf8902
      @simonf8902 3 года назад +1

      Leave no stools.

    • @patagualianmostly7437
      @patagualianmostly7437 2 года назад

      That line killed me!

    • @hildibildibaldi
      @hildibildibaldi 2 года назад +2

      @Ted Wilson Stering currency. 1/3. One shilling and threepence. Twenty shillings in the pound; twelve pennies per shilling. When Britain went decimal currency in the early 1970's a shilling was converted to 5p and 100 (new) pennies made up the pound instead of the previous 240.

  • @Robbbo64
    @Robbbo64 13 лет назад +63

    Fantastic acting. Whitehouse is a genius. And oh boy, do I like the way he says "Tuppenny butterquims".......

    • @jamesluby6705
      @jamesluby6705 3 года назад +2

      They are very tasty, only on my birthday, of course...

  • @dave13dc
    @dave13dc 4 года назад +25

    I love the way he asks himself whether he needs a dump before accepting.

  • @DinsdaleDinsyPiranha
    @DinsdaleDinsyPiranha Год назад +17

    Still laughing after watching countless times. Thank you!!!

  • @Redjackal69
    @Redjackal69 12 лет назад +41

    Just sheer class! If only Mars were to make Crunt Bars!!

  • @gjwestonable
    @gjwestonable 3 года назад +28

    Possibly for me one of the best sketches ever. Absolutely fantastic, my kids love this too.

    • @vtr0104
      @vtr0104 2 года назад +3

      Perhaps they have a sweet tooth :D

  • @philsadler9810
    @philsadler9810 9 лет назад +88

    The way I always interpreted these sketches was that the landlady is lonely and going insane so she imagines these odd visits from the writer/confectioner, which is why she always looks so sad at the end :)

    • @niamhoconnor8986
      @niamhoconnor8986 6 лет назад +23

      No. I'm afraid not. Not that I recall..

    • @GreenyRepublic
      @GreenyRepublic 6 лет назад +10

      To take it one further: perhaps it turns out that the reason why she seems so distressed at the names of the sweets in this sketch is because she has heard of them, and that they were in fact favourites of her dead husband. She's trying to keep up the facade of not knowing so that she doesn't have to think too much about it.

    • @stevenmiller4840
      @stevenmiller4840 5 лет назад +7

      Dead husband she killed. Hit him over the head with a stool-less chamber pot. Hence why she requests the confectioner to leave "no stools" as he is next.

    • @DarkKnightwing75
      @DarkKnightwing75 5 лет назад +12

      This is based on a really dark and creepy short story by Roald Dahl called “The Landlady.” I think the plot of that was the Landlady being a murderer or something creepy if I remember correctly

    • @vortex63
      @vortex63 3 года назад +2

      @@DarkKnightwing75 Just watched a short on Talking Pictures TV called 'Sugar''.It's about the end of sugar rationing after the war,made in 1953.I'm pretty sure Harry and Paul saw this - very noir, surreal and,in some places,very sinister.Of course they could have lifted the ideas from any noir film from back then.

  • @dreamcastfan
    @dreamcastfan 8 лет назад +136

    Tuppenny Butterquims are the funniest I think, although Krunt Bar comes close!

    • @ianwebster6874
      @ianwebster6874 8 лет назад +12

      +photographboy The way Paul says "Blerm" is amazing!

    • @GirGir183
      @GirGir183 8 лет назад +11

      +photographboy What about Kitteris Katteris.

    • @GirGir183
      @GirGir183 8 лет назад +7

      +William Spurr There's an ice-pop (ice-lolly) in Germany called a Bum-Bum.

    • @GirGir183
      @GirGir183 8 лет назад +1

      William Spurr I'd say a lot of Germans probably do. I'd like to know what the guy who thought of it had in mind tho.

    • @NickForest999
      @NickForest999 3 года назад +4

      Bum gums...they could catch on! 😀

  • @tsarenvy
    @tsarenvy 7 лет назад +165

    Sarah Millican has let herself go.

  • @OwzatOllie
    @OwzatOllie 15 лет назад +33

    I love it when he says tuppeny butterquims! it brings tears to my eyes lol

    • @twinturbo5212
      @twinturbo5212 Год назад +1

      Me too, when I remember this sketch it’s the sentence that always stands out. Hilarious

    • @bobroberts6155
      @bobroberts6155 Год назад +1

      Gets me every time, both the line and it’s delivery.

    • @bobroberts6155
      @bobroberts6155 Год назад

      Gets me every time, both the line and it’s delivery.

  • @simonf8902
    @simonf8902 15 дней назад

    I watch this OBSEVILLELY.

  • @martinjohnson9316
    @martinjohnson9316 3 года назад +12

    Comedy taken to a higher level ...hilarious!

  • @shinra18
    @shinra18 15 лет назад +18

    it's the way he moves his head when he goes "Krunt Bar"
    Very aggressive >3

  • @robbryant52
    @robbryant52 3 года назад +4

    Brilliant I have watched this so many times lost count

  • @ilokivi
    @ilokivi 4 года назад +15

    Dark, edgy comedy with strong parallels to The League Of Gentlemen. Excellent scene.

  • @waynejarrell1
    @waynejarrell1 4 года назад +36

    The laughter destroys this

  • @jameslynch7826
    @jameslynch7826 2 года назад +2

    A work of genius
    Brilliant

  • @MissMartiniCorsetry
    @MissMartiniCorsetry 7 лет назад +51

    Mintables, Fludge, Kitteris Katteris, Milkyboy, Plenis Pastels, Blurm, Krunt Bar, Pubile Drops, Sherbert Spume, Tuppeny Butterquims, BumGums.
    my spelling could be different from others - My favs BumGums and pubile drops . flmao

    • @whatshisname3304
      @whatshisname3304 6 лет назад +2

      i used love these excellent confections myself , i cannot see the humour in it . especially blurm and fludge.

    • @BossySwan
      @BossySwan 5 лет назад +6

      BumGums 😂

    • @SingleTrack66
      @SingleTrack66 3 года назад +1

      It’s such a shame that you can’t still buy Tuppeny Butterquims

    • @jonnamechange6854
      @jonnamechange6854 2 года назад

      Plenis **Pastilles**

  • @xtraspecialmango
    @xtraspecialmango 5 лет назад +3

    Half a pound of Tupperny-Butterquims shopkeep! And don't spare the horses.

  • @luminousfractal420
    @luminousfractal420 5 лет назад +12

    needs its own series 😂😂😂

  • @BigyetiTechnologies
    @BigyetiTechnologies 8 лет назад +14

    Flurm, Crunt Bar, Sherbert Spume are ace.

  • @Darkstar263
    @Darkstar263 8 лет назад +18

    Blurm and Krunt Bar made me laugh the most.

  • @redcalx9568
    @redcalx9568 2 года назад +2

    Tupenny butterquims omg

  • @alexlovesjapan
    @alexlovesjapan 13 лет назад +6

    Tupenny-butterquims!!! Love these guys, they r legends!!!

  • @fordlandau
    @fordlandau 3 года назад +1

    Leave no stools.

  • @petedevon4450
    @petedevon4450 8 месяцев назад +2

    Brilliant! I have an explanation for anyone who's thoroughly confused, as a lot of comments seem to indicate. I had to watch a few times before I got it. Here goes. A travelling salesman calls into a bar. He's bored and pissed off with his job. He hasn't really noticed his hostess until she makes polite conversation. Being a Lothario without company tonight, he wonders whether she's flirting. Even if she's not, it might be worth a crack, so he takes up the chat. She's a widow. "BINGO" he thinks...she's lonely: I can crack this! And so the seduction begins, mildly at first, but getting more and more suggestive. And she's getting tempted, because she IS lonely. Aroused as she is, she knows he's a bounder and a cad and she brings him down to earth with a bang. "Do you want a room or not?" she asks coldly. "You can have one if you behave yourself." He pretends that that was what he was considering all along, but as soon as she's distracted he runs like hell.
    I did consider not typing all this out. No doubt brighter people than me got it first time, and everyone else seems to love it anyway. But now when I watch it, I enjoy it even more. The overall surrealism allows use of the nonsense words, and the nonsense words allow Paul Whitehouse to show yet again what a superb comic actor he is. Why some words are funnier than others though, I can't explain.

  • @stevedoubleu99B
    @stevedoubleu99B 5 лет назад +8

    Very skilfully crafted.

  • @robmochdre
    @robmochdre 12 лет назад +8

    Pure genius !
    Tuppenny butter quims

  • @StonyRC
    @StonyRC 2 года назад +1

    Weird ... and hilarious. Tuppenny Butterquims ... four ounces please!

  • @Kelly14UK
    @Kelly14UK 3 года назад +2

    These 2 are amongst Britains' funniest and most talented. Whitehouse was on Novelty Island, Big Night Out. Bra or Pond.

  • @Macho_Fantastico
    @Macho_Fantastico 5 лет назад +4

    "Me, the 13th Duke of Wybourne"

  • @CRB1971
    @CRB1971 4 года назад +6

    Utter genius: if only modern comedy was this good!!!!

  • @shepherdmg
    @shepherdmg 15 лет назад +6

    Crunt Bar makes me laugh until my ears hurt

  • @salr362
    @salr362 2 года назад +1

    Ah, tuppenny butterquims. I used to get sixpence worth on the way to school in the 1960’s.

  • @pinksin103
    @pinksin103 3 года назад +1

    Frankly my dear - I don't give a chocolate!

  • @avec4amadman1
    @avec4amadman1 2 года назад +1

    Crunt bar 😂

  • @pinksin103
    @pinksin103 3 года назад +1

    Chocolate in a bottle, sending out an SOS to the world!

  • @TheWizardOfTheFens
    @TheWizardOfTheFens 3 года назад +5

    These were so well done.

  • @franksfiddle9031
    @franksfiddle9031 8 месяцев назад

    "if you leave no stools in the chamber pot ..." 🤣🤣🤣

  • @VoltaFlame
    @VoltaFlame 5 лет назад +4

    these sweets must have been the under the counter ones, as i never did see them in the old sweet shop i used to go to.

  • @twickersruss
    @twickersruss 5 лет назад +2

    Reminds me of the film Eraserhead. Funny the foirst time like a bad dream the second time you watch it.

  • @PMunkS
    @PMunkS 2 года назад +3

    I'm compelled by the sublime mystery cultivated throughout this exchange to wonder what the price of lodging might be if stools were deposited in the chamber pot?

  • @thomascassidy8347
    @thomascassidy8347 3 года назад

    This is so fab and surreal xx

  • @redcalx9568
    @redcalx9568 4 месяца назад

    pure ART

  • @rabwoody264
    @rabwoody264 5 лет назад +2

    Leave no stools in the chamber pot, then he feels his gut .. funnnnnnneeeee ..

  • @SimonFurber
    @SimonFurber Год назад

    Mintables. Blerm. Crunch bar. 😂

  • @fordlandau
    @fordlandau 5 лет назад +3

    No stools in the chamber pot.

  • @Joshywoshyngton
    @Joshywoshyngton Год назад +1

    I fancy a Krunt Bar right about now 😤

  • @Polly7
    @Polly7 5 лет назад +1

    OMG! It's camiila parker bowles-euch! Brilliant Harry and Paul

  • @pumpkinhill4570
    @pumpkinhill4570 2 года назад +1

    He really channeled Christopher Lee for this one.

  • @vikkiLH77
    @vikkiLH77 Год назад +1

    Bum gums 😂

  • @Harmonical1
    @Harmonical1 5 лет назад +8

    Fantastic inventive and surreal comedy. But so few people ever saw it on TV because the bloody BBC chose to show it at 9.30 on BBC2 - I don't think they like Harry Enfield.

  • @vortex63
    @vortex63 3 года назад +1

    I love that barely audible background sound - sort of like a muted one note howling wind. Very 'Eraserhead.'

  • @PSUK
    @PSUK 4 месяца назад

    Tuppenny Butterquims 🤣🤣

  • @thomascassidy8347
    @thomascassidy8347 3 года назад

    This is wonderful xx

  • @SmokeyBCN
    @SmokeyBCN Год назад +1

    Tuppeny Butterquims
    👄

  • @PeterScargill
    @PeterScargill 11 лет назад +1

    Thats' the one that got me..SO FUNNY

  • @winsomehax
    @winsomehax 3 года назад +1

    Why is this funny... I have no idea, but it is. That's why it's genius. Ordinary comedian can't come up with it.

  • @winstoncoolidge1644
    @winstoncoolidge1644 2 года назад

    Paul Whitehouse Is such an AWWSOME period actor

  • @Andrew-yb1uv
    @Andrew-yb1uv 6 месяцев назад

    Now and again, I test my sons on how many they can remember 😊

  • @cmasseylynch
    @cmasseylynch 5 лет назад +13

    Debbie Harry has let herself go a bit.

  • @cmasseylynch
    @cmasseylynch 5 лет назад +5

    See Paul Whitehouse in the UK film Ghost Stories, (2018)he is in the first story ,its quite scary,

  • @simonf8902
    @simonf8902 Год назад

    Love it ❤

  • @Banthah
    @Banthah 6 лет назад +5

    Tuppeny Butterquims

  • @davidheaney9249
    @davidheaney9249 5 лет назад +2

    Genius
    ...

  • @jaydubbyuh2292
    @jaydubbyuh2292 2 года назад +1

    All of the names of his infamously obscure confections are hilarious.
    Some, sound benign & apt, but some of the others seem suggestively obtrusive.
    Hilariously written & delivered.
    "..Milky Boy...Kitterisch-Katterisch... Fludge...Bum Gumms..." Lol.!

  • @acjbigpond
    @acjbigpond 13 лет назад +5

    I love this sketch but I still wonder why he throws the sweets into the bag at the beginning of the sketch.

  • @deandrake3396
    @deandrake3396 4 года назад

    Haaa haaa haaa classic ! 😂

  • @kamek200
    @kamek200 2 года назад +2

    Some of Thomas Beckett's best work

  • @petrichor649
    @petrichor649 3 года назад +1

    So clever

  • @JoshWatkins17
    @JoshWatkins17 11 лет назад +4

    "Crunt bar..."

  • @elswick4636
    @elswick4636 8 месяцев назад

    I just found out this sketch is a reference to The Third Man scene where he’s asking a guy if he knows any of his novels :)

  • @permaveg
    @permaveg 12 лет назад +4

    "Pleenis pastles" "funt bar" "Shepard spume" , how did they think them up !

    • @jonnamechange6854
      @jonnamechange6854 2 года назад +1

      More likely Plenis Pastilles, Crunt Bar, and Sherbert Spume

  • @fl3162
    @fl3162 3 года назад

    Pure genius

  • @Kelly14UK
    @Kelly14UK 5 лет назад +3

    Enfield looks like Oliver Reed here

  • @pinksin103
    @pinksin103 3 года назад

    The edge of the Universe is CHOCOLATE!

  • @kevinturvey8213
    @kevinturvey8213 3 года назад +1

    BUM GUMS!

  • @aldershot5100
    @aldershot5100 5 лет назад +1

    Very odd briliant

  • @daverage4729
    @daverage4729 2 года назад +2

    Now I just fancy a Krunt bar. Sounds offensive but possibly tasty. I'm guessing its Chocolate toffee, chocolate chips and nougat.

    • @nickturner4150
      @nickturner4150 10 месяцев назад +1

      And a crunchy krunt topping.

  • @hugom-s9429
    @hugom-s9429 2 года назад

    Quite brilliant

  • @benjarvis555
    @benjarvis555 3 года назад +1

    Bum gums

  • @twinturbo5212
    @twinturbo5212 Год назад +1

    Still my favourite sketch

  • @WeHaveExplosive
    @WeHaveExplosive 12 лет назад +6

    Crunt Bar?
    Bum Gums?

  • @fordlandau
    @fordlandau 4 года назад +1

    Brilliant Worthy of Marcel Proust.

  • @jonnnyren6245
    @jonnnyren6245 9 месяцев назад

    Bloody fooking hell man, King Charles III and Anastas Mikoyan! 😂😂😂

  • @fordlandau
    @fordlandau 3 года назад

    About the best ever.

  • @pinksin103
    @pinksin103 3 года назад +1

    A chocolate a day keeps the doctor away!

  • @pinksin103
    @pinksin103 3 года назад

    Chocolate hair cut - I'll mop up, leave it to me!

  • @winstoncoolidge1644
    @winstoncoolidge1644 2 года назад

    Paul Whitehouse and Harry are A1

  • @pbsj31
    @pbsj31 11 лет назад +6

    Tupenny butterquims

  • @michaelwray1034
    @michaelwray1034 3 года назад +1

    Id go for some blerm about now.