Future Where Being Single Is Considered A Crime

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  • Опубликовано: 4 сен 2024
  • In the near dystopian future, not being in a relationship is considered a crime. To survive in the world, one should always be with a romantic partner.
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  • @floursandroses
    @floursandroses 2 года назад +5936

    "He is short-sighted" "I guess he didn't see it coming" lol ...the puns are the best part of these recaps 🤣

    • @bencegaming1716
      @bencegaming1716 2 года назад +24

      Im short-sighted too and i laughed too

    • @ko-Daegu
      @ko-Daegu 2 года назад +10

      cringe

    • @TeahsTea2
      @TeahsTea2 2 года назад +3

      I know this is not related to this comment (I just need people to see this)
      Anyways: Did anyone notice it said "Future Where Being Siblings Is Considered A Crime" LIKE BRO- I READ IT

    • @Walter-Montalvo
      @Walter-Montalvo 2 года назад +3

      I am short-sighted and that was one of the best puns. Lol

    • @gameryt5544
      @gameryt5544 2 года назад +2

      True

  • @Danymok
    @Danymok 2 года назад +7319

    I'd just have to accept my fate if I lived in that world.

    • @superrazor7617
      @superrazor7617 2 года назад +279

      Just choose a good animal like a bird or a horse

    • @sheesh319
      @sheesh319 2 года назад +62

      me too dude

    • @talahari2441
      @talahari2441 2 года назад +63

      Welp, same goes for me

    • @Kj_lifestylee808
      @Kj_lifestylee808 2 года назад +13

      @@talahari2441 lol

    • @mrobseqium
      @mrobseqium 2 года назад +56

      i would really like to be a crocodile

  • @greenteadreams5182
    @greenteadreams5182 2 года назад +1611

    The most messed up part of the movie was when the guy tried to end up with the heartless women, commentating that it can be seen as better to be in an abusive relationship, than no relationship at all. But honestly the deal about being able to choose to be any animal you want sounds to good to be true, I would instantly choose to roam free as a bird or a cat than live in that society.

    • @italianmilk6903
      @italianmilk6903 2 года назад +91

      Just find a person you love and start hating the society, ask her to do the same and now you have a common interest and you can be a couple, really there were so many ways to solve this problem

    • @midnightshadow1491
      @midnightshadow1491 2 года назад +52

      @@italianmilk6903 Yeah, but that's not even the point. If society had become that bad, would it even be worth it to try and survive as a human, knowing that you'd be condemned to a living hell for the rest of your life? I'd rather be a seagull... or honestly just about anything that isn't a human. Live free or die, you know?

    • @italianmilk6903
      @italianmilk6903 2 года назад +6

      @@midnightshadow1491 maybe as I said in another comment the world is not all like that

    • @italianmilk6903
      @italianmilk6903 2 года назад +4

      @@midnightshadow1491 and probably turning into an animal gives you 109 types of not curable illnesses

    • @midnightshadow1491
      @midnightshadow1491 2 года назад +13

      @@italianmilk6903 So, you're telling me that without weapons, provisions, and while being hunted as a fugitive, you could flee the country? Eh, I guess you could try it, but you don't have to be a statistician to know that the odds of success aren't very good. I guess you could try to survive long enough to kill the guy that implemented the system though.

  • @imakecoolmusicsometimes
    @imakecoolmusicsometimes 2 года назад +1164

    “You are human. I am human.” Done. I’m sure they both share a love for pickles, too, or SOMETHING. Dude doesn’t have to blind himself like what

    • @Kettie5
      @Kettie5 2 года назад +163

      “Hey….. heard you like breathin”

    • @lilosnitch3247
      @lilosnitch3247 2 года назад +90

      I love food. U love food. Yesssh

    • @w1z4rd9
      @w1z4rd9 2 года назад +8

      Rule bending by grammar fucking, luv it.

    • @jonsnow5513
      @jonsnow5513 2 года назад +28

      Congrats, you just figured out the message of the film

    • @noname-xq1ii
      @noname-xq1ii 2 года назад +16

      "Hey cutie heard you like blinking?"

  • @LittleWerewolfPlushie
    @LittleWerewolfPlushie 2 года назад +141

    I do feel like a lot of people force themselves into relationships out of obligation and a fear of being alone. Plus society itself keeps pushing the idea that you NEED to be in one in order to be happy or normal.

    • @Rck-vert
      @Rck-vert 2 года назад +3

      Are u married.... Virginia?

    • @crimson9748
      @crimson9748 2 года назад +1

      What

    • @TheRealMikanTsumiki
      @TheRealMikanTsumiki 2 года назад +9

      Yeah, it's been ingrained in me ever since i was little, I would stalk and develop obsessions with boys I was close with. I ended up ruinin a lot of friendships and have difficulty being in relationships with the mentality of "boys and girls can't just be friends"
      Life's been a lot easier seeing everyone as potential friends rather than mates

    • @Giniro_No_Suisei
      @Giniro_No_Suisei 2 года назад +1

      Yes, being single is considered as somehow as a ‘curse’.

  • @sohamkatewale6786
    @sohamkatewale6786 2 года назад +6876

    "I guess he didn't see it coming"
    "Good thing he is a lefty"
    "This is some dobby the house elf shit"
    - absolute gold😂😂😂

  • @maestrulgamer9695
    @maestrulgamer9695 2 года назад +2637

    You know what i hate MORE than a bad movie?A cliffhanger ending of a GOOD movie!

    • @NoName-xi3nm
      @NoName-xi3nm 2 года назад +16

      All I read was more good

    • @hoppuu
      @hoppuu 2 года назад +68

      I think it is more artistic choice like making the viewer think of their own ending you know?

    • @idontmakecontent4870
      @idontmakecontent4870 2 года назад +10

      They NEED to do a sequel

    • @martimking1craft
      @martimking1craft 2 года назад +93

      @@hoppuu its very lazy writing in my opinion then

    • @taodivinity1556
      @taodivinity1556 2 года назад +27

      @@martimking1craft Nah, not really, there were like only two choices anyways, it is just letting people choose what they like more. Personally I say he left her because he seems like that kind of a person.

  • @Kehwanna
    @Kehwanna 2 года назад +843

    I always wonder how these dystopian things started. I can imagine some politician roaring about imprisoning single people and somehow convinces enough people to think it's worth implementing as a law.

    • @italianmilk6903
      @italianmilk6903 2 года назад +68

      It’s probably something related to religion and low population, it would be really cool to explore the world of this movie a little bit, maybe it’s different in other places of the world

    • @genghiskhan5701
      @genghiskhan5701 2 года назад +25

      These ideas would usually get the politician shot dead especially if his American.
      A smarter way for dystopias to start is the politician addressing prevailing social issues first (like the Nazis and the Bolsheviks)then implementing crazed ideas once they are popular and well established enough

    • @robos3809
      @robos3809 2 года назад +9

      @@italianmilk6903 if you have a low population killing the singles makes it worse

    • @italianmilk6903
      @italianmilk6903 2 года назад +1

      @@robos3809 yeah you are right, also they don’t kill the singles

    • @nelixsulu6201
      @nelixsulu6201 2 года назад +9

      The fact that people can come up with these movie plots is also scary lol

  • @The_Real_Ryan
    @The_Real_Ryan 2 года назад +393

    If being single is a crime then I’m serving a life sentence.

    • @Semi5M
      @Semi5M 2 года назад +22

      And i'm serving a death sentence.

    • @the1stanimekaratepup
      @the1stanimekaratepup 2 года назад +14

      I'm an animal now.

    • @LadyCoyKoi
      @LadyCoyKoi 2 года назад +17

      I'll be an orca and lead a massive super pod of other orcas to rule over the seven seas as apex predators who like to play with our food before eating them.

    • @zeno-two0255
      @zeno-two0255 2 года назад

      4th comment

    • @EnzoLay_TheUmbraPonyGuardian
      @EnzoLay_TheUmbraPonyGuardian 2 года назад

      @@zeno-two0255 5th bruh XD

  • @riptideanomy1024
    @riptideanomy1024 2 года назад +120

    Ad: “There are hot singles in your area!”
    The cops: “Ladies and gentlemen, we got ‘em”

    • @EnzoLay_TheUmbraPonyGuardian
      @EnzoLay_TheUmbraPonyGuardian 2 года назад

      BRO. you took this meme so perfect that it's funnier than the video!🤣🤣🤣🤣 Mystery Recapped OBLITERATED

  • @Luminous_YG
    @Luminous_YG 2 года назад +759

    "Not being in a relationship is considered a crime"
    Me:
    smiles a little bit

  • @fissionplane32
    @fissionplane32 2 года назад +3416

    Honestly, if you think about it this is a commentary on the social attitude towards marriage, couples, and romance. Being single, or virgin gets you mocked and made fun of by your peers, coworkers, and often it's assumed you have something very very wrong in order to not have a partner, even when some choose not to, or can't, there's nothing wrong with not being about to find a gf/bf, but you're seen as an undesirable human. The film takes this to an extreme, with the intense laws on partnership, small metaphorical commentary scattered around like the forceful nature to have something in common, the demotion to "animal" when someone can't find a partner, and people like the runaways, who represent incels who are the very extreme end.
    Partnership and romance has slowly turned from a private, sacred thing into a Toy, a good or service, and most emphatically a social status.

    • @pancakes590
      @pancakes590 2 года назад +146

      Yeah, I also interpreted the hotel’s rules on masturbation as how Christian communities treat sex outside of marriage. You aren’t allowed to be horny but maybe if you’re horny enough, you’ll find a partner faster by their logic.

    • @josephbrennan370
      @josephbrennan370 2 года назад +49

      This is an excellent comment that I wholeheartedly agree with. Thank you

    • @TheLovesnowangel
      @TheLovesnowangel 2 года назад +11

      Great analysis and sadly big truth to it!

    • @mari_000
      @mari_000 2 года назад +82

      "being a virgin gets you mocked" In many cultures around the world (maybe except of america ?) its the other way around. When you are virgin you get praised and people see you as clean

    • @hellohowareyou7495
      @hellohowareyou7495 2 года назад +9

      @@pancakes590 but christians never forced you to get married so the first commenter comment is more like it

  • @necronyx7176
    @necronyx7176 2 года назад +1541

    I've always been curious about this film but never got around to watching it. Thankyou

    • @camthespaceman6920
      @camthespaceman6920 2 года назад +10

      @Squid Game 2.0 in my channel nobody cares

    • @MrGodofcar
      @MrGodofcar 2 года назад +4

      If you never got around to watching it, then you got straight to watching it, meaning you've watched it

    • @mostafalking2034
      @mostafalking2034 2 года назад

      Just like me lol

    • @christophersmith3254
      @christophersmith3254 2 года назад +1

      Same because it seemed super stupid. So I'm glad I watched this 10 minute video instead

    • @sonofdeadmeat713
      @sonofdeadmeat713 2 года назад

      Same here. I never knew what to think of it

  • @LegoBeachtrooper
    @LegoBeachtrooper 2 года назад +236

    I was thinking about how David still took his brother even after he became a dog and i just couldn’t imagine loosing your brother. When the heartless girl killed bob it was so sad. Now he’s lost his brother twice

  • @private-local-enemy
    @private-local-enemy 2 года назад +65

    "...they're turned into an animal of their choosing"
    i would 100% embrace the single life

    • @LeeoGoneWild
      @LeeoGoneWild 2 года назад

      I guess the biggest problem is you could possibly be kicked to death and die a lot sooner than you would have as a human haha

  • @burnthetrolls5971
    @burnthetrolls5971 2 года назад +1837

    When you really think about it the premise of the movie is very terrifying being forced to find love within 45 days or be turned into an animal and if you try to leave your considered a loner and your hunted like game so either way if you don't want to participate or if you can't find a partner your screwed no matter what

    • @NeinCookiesforu
      @NeinCookiesforu 2 года назад +63

      @Squid Game 2.0 in my channel stfu

    • @funni_noises
      @funni_noises 2 года назад +7

      @@NeinCookiesforu next time report them for commercial content instead of replying

    • @kxng16
      @kxng16 2 года назад +9

      If you gay in this movie and get turned into an animal, you get to be gay to other animals. Loophole the movie could not patch

    • @meghanachauhan9380
      @meghanachauhan9380 2 года назад +16

      screwed? man id love to be turned into a t rex and go on a genocide spree

    • @kxng16
      @kxng16 2 года назад +5

      I found another loophole. Incest could be legal in the movie so to not be turned into an animal. Who knew there were so many bugs in this movie?

  • @italianmilk6903
    @italianmilk6903 2 года назад +476

    The “he didn’t see that coming” joke was so funny

    • @DeepDarkBoys
      @DeepDarkBoys 2 года назад +10

      I was wondering if people would catch it

  • @sickboy8914
    @sickboy8914 2 года назад +1573

    In real life, i think it wouldin't be that hard to find a mate, cause surely a man and a women in the same place would go 44 days without finding someone so they would be like "well crap, we gotta date or turn into animals"

    • @riteshyeddu9186
      @riteshyeddu9186 2 года назад +64

      yeah lol

    • @syasyaishavingfun
      @syasyaishavingfun 2 года назад +226

      It's not that it's hard to find someone to bone, it's hard to find someone to bone with the same 'attribute', and that's fairly arbitary. Most of these people are brunette and fair skinned but they can't just be together by their coloring, but some random things like myopia and nose bleeding.

    • @beautyallaround_
      @beautyallaround_ 2 года назад +29

      @@syasyaishavingfun lol i'm thinking what my "attribute" would be. Like what would be considered one?

    • @meghanachauhan9380
      @meghanachauhan9380 2 года назад +26

      @@beautyallaround_ just imagine must people defined their attribute as being humam

    • @kxng16
      @kxng16 2 года назад +2

      @@meghanachauhan9380 you're everywhere

  • @CorruptedBat
    @CorruptedBat 2 года назад +77

    If the matching trait can be a physical attribute, why didn't they both dye their hair the same color or opt for something less drastic than going blind?

    • @kamikeserpentail3778
      @kamikeserpentail3778 2 года назад

      Because they're stupid, like most of the premise of the movie honestly.

  • @nachaenghyo_o
    @nachaenghyo_o 2 года назад +25

    Watched this movie for a scriptwriting class and it's great. Became my favorite movie. Wanna add that when the Nosebleed girl and boy started to have a rocky relationship, the hotel gave them a child because apparently that fixes relationships

  • @shaereub4450
    @shaereub4450 2 года назад +324

    On the bright side: at least they get to choose what animal they get to be.

    • @lutherholayeahme7449
      @lutherholayeahme7449 2 года назад +5

      I would be a Gorilla

    • @mrobseqium
      @mrobseqium 2 года назад +1

      @@lutherholayeahme7449 why? oh me? i would want to be a crocodile cuz they never age!

    • @LilHoss4k
      @LilHoss4k 2 года назад +3

      I would be a wolf or a harpy eagle

    • @martimking1craft
      @martimking1craft 2 года назад +13

      I would choose to be Human

    • @spongememefunnypants9101
      @spongememefunnypants9101 2 года назад +7

      @@mrobseqium what do you mean they never age? wtf? jellyfish are the ones who never age...

  • @Znwarp
    @Znwarp 2 года назад +372

    "He didn't see it coming" - oh that was brutal..

    • @mystierayn1077
      @mystierayn1077 2 года назад +9

      I might have choked on my coffee with laughter when he said that...

    • @abenujr8876
      @abenujr8876 2 года назад +3

      Damn 🔥🔥😂

  • @singlevac
    @singlevac 2 года назад +902

    i really like this channel this dude has a very calm voice and explains the movie in a very understandable way

    • @mementomori415
      @mementomori415 2 года назад +22

      Have u seen his gaming channel n how wild he is lmfao

    • @breawen
      @breawen 2 года назад +7

      he also slips some jokes (probably) not on the script

    • @DeepDarkBoys
      @DeepDarkBoys 2 года назад +6

      Thanks Qingxin!

    • @kxng16
      @kxng16 2 года назад +1

      RUclips. Why are you guys taking down my comments?

    • @DeepDarkBoys
      @DeepDarkBoys 2 года назад +1

      @Duke McTaire Thank you Duke!

  • @user-ms4sx6iy2f
    @user-ms4sx6iy2f 2 года назад +13

    I like the metaphorical representation of many real issues we encounter in our societies :
    -The deadline for finding a partner is 45 days, like in societies people are expected to be married by a certain age
    - The choice of a partner is based on superficial attributes (because the goal is to be married before the deadline, better simplify things up )
    - If you don't find a partner in 45 days you're transformed into an animal to lead a purposeless life, just like in societies they think that those who didn't marry and make a family lead a purposeless life.
    - the loners are the opposite extreme, and they exist in real life too

  • @edd2184
    @edd2184 2 года назад +47

    "Good thing he's a lefty", "This is some Dobby the house elf ishhh" &"He didn't see that coming" 😂🤣😂 absolute comedic gold.
    However on a serious note it does illustrate eloquently how much people are willing to change themselves to fit their partner.

    • @chrisdawson1776
      @chrisdawson1776 2 года назад

      Nobody asked

    • @edd2184
      @edd2184 2 года назад

      @@chrisdawson1776 ???

    • @chrisdawson1776
      @chrisdawson1776 2 года назад

      @@edd2184 🤡

    • @edd2184
      @edd2184 2 года назад +1

      @@chrisdawson1776 The only clown car I ever been in was your mother's kitty.
      Hi son sorry I haven't been there in a while

    • @chrisdawson1776
      @chrisdawson1776 2 года назад

      @@edd2184 🤡

  • @mukundaupadhyay1133
    @mukundaupadhyay1133 2 года назад +403

    Its a true horror movie for people who wants to live single throughout their life

    • @aidankelley2696
      @aidankelley2696 2 года назад +48

      or people who just want to take their time to find the right relationship and wait until their ready, and not be forced into the decision immediately like their life is on the line

    • @xnTrikkk
      @xnTrikkk 2 года назад +8

      I do not want to. I am forced

    • @mukundaupadhyay1133
      @mukundaupadhyay1133 2 года назад +2

      Force is an euphemism for repressed desire to be in a company...we are actually free to choose

    • @sarangsharma5346
      @sarangsharma5346 2 года назад +3

      @@mukundaupadhyay1133 mutual choice is the name of the game so if no one else make you as their choice then passively you are forced @ConstructorFL

    • @sarangsharma5346
      @sarangsharma5346 2 года назад +2

      @@xnTrikkk understandable sorry bro

  • @dodo2829
    @dodo2829 2 года назад +305

    If this was real I'd definitely choose to be a Jellyfish or a tardigrade because both of them are immortal. In the wild the strongest live, but in humans the smartest is the last to stand.

    • @somelamenamehowaboutmr.juk6231
      @somelamenamehowaboutmr.juk6231 2 года назад +3

      I was thinking the same thing.

    • @Chuked
      @Chuked 2 года назад +21

      ehhh not immortal but you will live a very long time

    • @31oannamphong66
      @31oannamphong66 2 года назад +7

      but jellyfish don't have brain so i don't think they can turn you into a jellyfish

    • @alikeremozfidan288
      @alikeremozfidan288 2 года назад +28

      @@Chuked jellyfish is immortal.when it ages,it turns its body into baby phase.only death was is either starving or getting hunted

    • @luviathan9706
      @luviathan9706 2 года назад +1

      @@alikeremozfidan288 what can u explain that with more details?

  • @AliothAncalagon
    @AliothAncalagon 2 года назад +150

    It can't be that hard to find a "matching quality".
    Just tell them you two have the same hair colour and call it a day xD

    • @amosdraak3536
      @amosdraak3536 2 года назад +5

      Has to be a *defining* attribute :/

    • @AliothAncalagon
      @AliothAncalagon 2 года назад +31

      @@amosdraak3536 I am not really convinced that needing a pair of glasses is really more of a defining attribute than a certain haircolour ^^

    • @amosdraak3536
      @amosdraak3536 2 года назад +6

      IDK, I think it’s dumb, too. But I guess that’s just what the plot required so it wouldn’t be that easy

    • @trollkiller1008
      @trollkiller1008 2 года назад +3

      @@amosdraak3536 like idk.. loving butter biscuits..

    • @amosdraak3536
      @amosdraak3536 2 года назад +6

      @@trollkiller1008 🤤 Buttermilk biscuits are too damn good. Everyone would be able to get with anyone since that’s a universal thing. Lol When I eat at chicken restaurants, the biscuits are what really make the deal 😂

  • @frostcrackle2374
    @frostcrackle2374 2 года назад +91

    "Not being in a relationship is considered a crime."
    Me: I'm somewhat of a criminal, myself.

  • @IsaiahRichards692
    @IsaiahRichards692 2 года назад +14

    Buddy, I salute your ability to make this ridiculous plot sound intense! Almost as good as when you did The Thinning, Parts 1 & 2!

  • @santanaaybar7466
    @santanaaybar7466 2 года назад +184

    I love this movie, and i couldn't keep in some of the symbols that shocked me...
    Reserved activities for couples such as a table for two.
    Privacy, intimacy and sharing 1:1 is socially acceptable between people who are connected through their "couple-monogamous-normative" dynamic, but if it's outside that normative, such as singles, it becomes frowned upon.
    His brother who couldn't find a partner becomes a dog, so many dogs alter the food chain, a lobster which can live for longer periods of time is praised.
    The loner who is willing to embrace their loneliness is the other half-praised road that the social norm can accept along with being in a relationship with someone.
    Chastised for self pleasure inside the hotel
    People who live their lives single are frowned upon when enjoying their sexuality by themselves through masturbation and self exploration, being the social norm to "enjoy more with someone than you do when you're alone".
    The knife and the mirror, is he willing to go blind to have matching attributes?
    Are you willing to lose part of yourself to become more like your potential partner and fit in?

    • @Levi-mu5xy
      @Levi-mu5xy 2 года назад +13

      i guess love is blind 👀
      edit: actually he dont need to go blind- he can actually just donate one of his eyes to that girl(if that possible well depends ) by doing that , they have matching attribute. i guess?

    • @santanaaybar7466
      @santanaaybar7466 2 года назад +4

      @@Levi-mu5xy in theory, yes...
      What you said, in my opinion, can be translated to sharing the burden, just him seeing things and explaining them to her with his two eyes is also a form of sharing the burden, and accepting flaws as a way to compensate having "no traits in common".
      In fact, it would've been a nice ending imo, a bit far fetched since that society would have different concepts than ours, and a phrase like "i'll be your eyes" is too cheesy for the mood.

  • @GrandpaStories826
    @GrandpaStories826 2 года назад +292

    "Singles must find partner in 45 days or turned to animals"
    gold diggers will not matter any more lol.

    • @thedoruk6324
      @thedoruk6324 2 года назад +22

      +B they do actually we literally see the protagonists original wife abandons him in order to get with someone else

    • @MypetRockk
      @MypetRockk 2 года назад +9

      @@thedoruk6324 She cheated

    • @eveharris1652
      @eveharris1652 2 года назад +3

      Only broke people always complaining about gold diggers who don't even give them a second glance.

  • @donutello_
    @donutello_ 2 года назад +37

    I thought the lesson of the film was that similar attributes doesn't define a relationship, and then the ending ruined it with the man blinding himself too

    • @LadyCoyKoi
      @LadyCoyKoi 2 года назад +7

      We don't know if he did or not... for all we know, he looked at the knife, chickened out and went back to the place to be turned into a lobster. The movie is literally called Lobster.

  • @The4Tifier
    @The4Tifier 2 года назад +27

    "If you remain single after 45 days, you become an animal of your choice..."
    Me: Remain single, become T-Rex, dominate world, profit.

    • @nerdy8644
      @nerdy8644 2 года назад +1

      That’s a choice?

  • @jandrobalansag8316
    @jandrobalansag8316 2 года назад +12

    When he says "wow this is dobby the house elf shi*" I laughed so hard🤣🤣

  • @tsunamifoxy
    @tsunamifoxy 2 года назад +187

    Getting turned into an animal of your choice is a punishment?
    *I see this as an absolute win!*

    • @spongememefunnypants9101
      @spongememefunnypants9101 2 года назад +18

      exactly! If they meant any animal well obviously I want to be a mythical creature but if they meant real life animals only, I would pick Chimpanzee cuz they're basically ugly humans with a little bit less IQ

    • @Milenos
      @Milenos 2 года назад +7

      @@spongememefunnypants9101 don't forget Chimpanzee are strong as heck.

    • @spongememefunnypants9101
      @spongememefunnypants9101 2 года назад +1

      @@Milenos yeah I know

    • @Cbrmkn98xs
      @Cbrmkn98xs 2 года назад +7

      They didnt specify if weapons/vehicles named after animals are considered so… yeah
      LET ME BE A GODDAMNED TIGER 2

    • @Omnivoid22
      @Omnivoid22 2 года назад +1

      real shit

  • @_marshP
    @_marshP 2 года назад +227

    You *know* there's a group of people who purposely don't get a partner because they'd rather be an animal.

    • @acookie7548
      @acookie7548 2 года назад +20

      like theyve identified their whole life… this is their top surgery

    • @FrostBiteArt
      @FrostBiteArt 2 года назад +13

      Being a cat or a bird wouldn't be that bad

    • @tekothedragon628
      @tekothedragon628 2 года назад +10

      furries

    • @insanitysymphony9175
      @insanitysymphony9175 2 года назад +5

      I mean I'd love to find the love of my life but if that's a normal thing that happens if you can't then I wouldn't mind being a turtle or tortoise cause I mean at least they don't kill you

    • @insanitysymphony9175
      @insanitysymphony9175 2 года назад +2

      Not because I'm a furry but just if this situation came up I think I would be really cool to be a turtle cause I mean it's a turtle and I like turtles they my favorite animal

  • @jimfilbert1928
    @jimfilbert1928 2 года назад +41

    It took me until 10 minutes to realize that by “short sighted” you meant near sighted vision, not the lack of foresight.

    • @Zarab923
      @Zarab923 2 года назад

      Well you can’t be blamed because the fact that was him ‘defining characteristic’ is insane. Just like having nosebleeds or a lisp 😂 like how do they choose these as like only two nosebleeders will be compatible in life… sure

  • @Apocalypse21187
    @Apocalypse21187 Год назад +3

    If short/long sighted is a defining characteristic for look for a relationship I'd be in trouble - since a problem with my eyes makes both my close up and distance vision extremely blurred lol

  • @Oppurtunafish
    @Oppurtunafish 2 года назад +11

    I like how it's called the lobster purely because of a fairly throwaway line right at the start lol, like they intentionally called it that just to mess with people and make them wonder "why is it called the lobster?" (5 mins into the film) "...oh"

    • @Grocel512
      @Grocel512 2 года назад

      Because he "could" survive for a hundred years. Yeah, you wouldn't even last a hundred minutes inside that hotel. 😋

  • @Luna-Taxers
    @Luna-Taxers 2 года назад +407

    If this were real, I'm screwed big time lmao
    Edit: Now I have questions, do you remember your life when becoming an animal? How did they achieve that kind of science, did they cure cancer??

    • @lockjaw2938
      @lockjaw2938 2 года назад +12

      What’s wrong with being an animal?

    • @blck21
      @blck21 2 года назад +41

      Or maybe find someone with mutual benefits, like "we both can date each other so we won't turn into animals"

    • @JWex-jy7sk
      @JWex-jy7sk 2 года назад +17

      Same! However there’d be more desperate people wanting a relationship, so your odds would actually be better.
      Like just imagine the business of dating websites in this world, they’d just skyrocket like crazy! 📈

    • @KalelTonatiuh
      @KalelTonatiuh 2 года назад +1

      Same

    • @_marshP
      @_marshP 2 года назад +5

      @@blck21 Married for tax purposes

  • @therandomguy6200
    @therandomguy6200 2 года назад +49

    People who were single their entire life: *Guess i'll die*

    • @hoodmystic55
      @hoodmystic55 2 года назад

      Lol same but cuz I'll be with the loners .. i mean i d love to be a crow but don't u ever obligate sm on me I'm a rebeeeel babyyyy lol

  • @adriantrnkach7015
    @adriantrnkach7015 2 года назад +120

    "most chose dogs, which negatively affects ecosystem and foodchain"
    so.... you guys could try this thing where you DONT turn single people into animals?

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 2 года назад +12

      Nah
      I'll be a wolf

    • @sleepless2541
      @sleepless2541 2 года назад

      @@seantaggart7382 AWOOOOOOO

    • @nessyness5447
      @nessyness5447 2 года назад +6

      Yeah, like wouldn't it be more effective to just keep them in the hotel for indefinite time till they find a partner? If they are turned into an animal they sure won't be finding one and there will be less people so more difficult to find a partner. I get is supposed to be an authoritarian dictatorship that punished singles , but being trapped in one place with strict rules and no free will, seems like enough of an incentive for people to want to find a partner to get out of there...

    • @eyalreiss294
      @eyalreiss294 2 года назад +6

      I would be an elephant and inconvenience everyone

    • @koalafromtomorrow5656
      @koalafromtomorrow5656 2 года назад +2

      Actually wouldn't less human inoorve the food chain and be better for the ecosystem

  • @yrrkh14yrs
    @yrrkh14yrs 2 года назад +15

    The unnecessary aspect is the attributes matching part. I mean if I really need to find myself a partner, I believe in opposites attract Mantra! Having polar differences and coming together to co exist despite that seems cooler to me.

    • @PixieoftheWood
      @PixieoftheWood 2 года назад +3

      I agree. I feel like two short sighted people would be terrible together, and constantly stressed and blaming each other for the problems that neither of them foresee. Now, someone who always obsessively plans with someone short sighted might work, because they'd remind each other of the value of the things the other person is inclined to forget (like the value of living in the moment vs the value of planning ahead, because there are times that are good for both these mindsets).

  • @daddyofalltrades
    @daddyofalltrades 2 года назад +12

    This simply proves the point, "Love is blind."

  • @johnjennings5429
    @johnjennings5429 2 года назад +23

    Bruh in real life if it came down to being turned an animal or being with someone who doesn’t relate to you in no way shape or form we all gonna pretend to like each other

    • @john_ipu8721
      @john_ipu8721 2 года назад +4

      yeah , they just found a way to decrease divorce rate

    • @midnightshadow1491
      @midnightshadow1491 2 года назад +2

      Given that the animals may not retain consciousness, we have to consider that the transformation could be a death sentence. However, there are things that are worse than death. All men must die, regardless of how or when, and by surviving, you only prolong your suffering. Better to die on your feet than live on your knees, I'd say.

    • @johnjennings5429
      @johnjennings5429 2 года назад +1

      @@midnightshadow1491 nah I see it as getting some pootang the rest of your life without the feelings part of it😂

    • @midnightshadow1491
      @midnightshadow1491 2 года назад

      @@johnjennings5429 I suppose it all depends on your perspective. One man's meat is another man's poison.

  • @horsepowermultimedia
    @horsepowermultimedia 2 года назад +49

    Imagine the no single people law being applied to kids as much as adults.

    • @midnightshadow1491
      @midnightshadow1491 2 года назад +16

      Bro, that's terrifying because a government that would implement a law like that would have no problems forcing children into it, as they're easier to indoctrinate.

    • @LXW-Arts
      @LXW-Arts 2 года назад +3

      I'm sorry Jimmy but you haven't clap annabelles cheeks in our highschool we're going to have to turn into a puppy

    • @drygimangdrminjak8177
      @drygimangdrminjak8177 Год назад

      Kindergarteners have like 7 girlfriends so i doubt that would be a problem

  • @ineedlunch1302
    @ineedlunch1302 2 года назад +68

    Furrys "I see this as an absolute win"

  • @ballllllder2
    @ballllllder2 2 года назад +4

    This man is so calming and funny at the same time. I love it

  • @chloeexe9949
    @chloeexe9949 2 года назад +4

    you said that "i guess he didnt see it coming" pun with such a calm voice i almost didnt notice it was a joke

  • @Oilers1972
    @Oilers1972 2 года назад +43

    Doesn’t matter what side you take, eventually someone surfaces to lead and tells you how to live. Best to not try and be a follower, but instead a leader.

    • @Oilers1972
      @Oilers1972 2 года назад

      @Hiazro Kailindo , well you just described how not to lead. Being a leader is none of those things and does require being alone sometimes. It also means lead by example. Meaning live and let live, be a positive help and influence and that’s it. Are you afraid to be a leader?

    • @Oilers1972
      @Oilers1972 2 года назад

      @Hiazro Kailindo , oh and don’t take advice from RUclips comments. They are just food for thought but more on the junk food spectrum.

  • @vamp._.1
    @vamp._.1 2 года назад +16

    Living in this world would be easy as cake.
    Everybody would want a partner, you wouldn't reject nobody.
    Even with no matching attributes, you could just lie about them...
    I mean, who doesn't like cake? That could be a matching attribute for many people.

    • @hendrikdependrik1891
      @hendrikdependrik1891 2 года назад +2

      Can you marry someone for loving cake though? I can imagine not everyone likes to stack their full with cake.

    • @nessyness5447
      @nessyness5447 2 года назад +1

      I am laughing because liking cake more than sex/romance is a meme in the aro/ace comumity, so like, sure, you could find a lot of people who are really into cake, but 1/3 don't want to have sex , 1/3 don't want a romantic relationship and 1/3 don't want either of those things . We all just want the cake 🤣

  • @ordinarypotao
    @ordinarypotao 2 года назад +57

    i'd want to become a wandering albatross. they have a very long life span and can cross entire oceans. I really like the idea of having wings and being able to fly so yeah

    • @Ben-jl2rh
      @Ben-jl2rh 2 года назад +4

      As a kid I was fascinated by two animals.
      1. Elephants
      2. Fish
      I would love to be an elephant in a zoo where i am taken care of and treated well, or in the wild where i take care of a herd and wander the beautiful grasslands of Africa, somewhere in a sanctuary.
      I would love to be a fish, maybe a barracuda or a shark, swimming in the ocean, exploring the seas and seeing all that is beneath the earth.

    • @ordinarypotao
      @ordinarypotao 2 года назад +1

      @@Ben-jl2rh that'd be cool. Yeah I've wanted to be either a bird or a shark.

    • @Ben-jl2rh
      @Ben-jl2rh 2 года назад +1

      @@ordinarypotao Cool, what kind of bird?

    • @LadyCoyKoi
      @LadyCoyKoi 2 года назад +1

      @@Ben-jl2rh I want to be an orca.

    • @Ben-jl2rh
      @Ben-jl2rh 2 года назад +1

      @@LadyCoyKoi Thats a really cool animal.

  • @inactive2284
    @inactive2284 2 года назад +14

    The law in this film: "You must have a romantic partner or you will be killed"
    Aromantic people: "Welp, guess I'll die-"

  • @aspectparadox6654
    @aspectparadox6654 2 года назад +11

    We need more movies like this that call out sigmaphobia

  • @Xavier-cm1vt
    @Xavier-cm1vt 2 года назад +138

    My friends will still turn into animals even if they are given 200 years to find partner/girl friend 😂😂😂

    • @justice4589
      @justice4589 2 года назад +3

      lol same hahaha

    • @Possiblepalmer
      @Possiblepalmer 2 года назад +1

      😭😭

    • @sparklesunshine6263
      @sparklesunshine6263 2 года назад +8

      Is this the same friend when you said "Is there a way to cure erectile dysfunction? Asking for a friend"

    • @seantaggart7382
      @seantaggart7382 2 года назад +1

      Same
      Just because wolves are cute

    • @philiptucker7590
      @philiptucker7590 2 года назад

      Yeah I know for fact I woulda been dead a long time ago 😂

  • @stewart2589
    @stewart2589 2 года назад +37

    I would lose immediately before the law goes into effect

  • @Kobekola
    @Kobekola 2 года назад +11

    When it said you'd be turned into an animal, I thought it would be random. But when he said "an animal of your choice" I was like helllll yeah

  • @thestarhopper
    @thestarhopper 2 года назад +7

    "She left him for another short-sighted man. I guess he didn't see it coming."
    god damn it

  • @desirelabelle2199
    @desirelabelle2199 2 года назад +3

    It's so addictive listening him to narrate.. Makes you feel like you are reaching the 7th Heaven and going further and further..

  • @GoodOlFiddle
    @GoodOlFiddle 2 года назад +43

    If I fail to find a romantic partner and gets to choose on what animal, I wanna be a Tortoise. Cuz they cool

  • @rubysocksdropkickedababy
    @rubysocksdropkickedababy 2 года назад +9

    “He just didn’t see it coming”
    Man I felt that one 😭🤣

  • @laminalias3126
    @laminalias3126 2 года назад +18

    I have a secret plan
    Psychopath: Goes ahead and writes it in a journal

  • @rookiecrest5710
    @rookiecrest5710 2 года назад +3

    The fact that he said "Good thing David's a lefty" in a such calming voice, I can't

  • @sweeeetjade
    @sweeeetjade 2 года назад +5

    “Guess he didn’t see it coming”
    DAMN MAN, RUTHLESS

  • @tinadoroh5248
    @tinadoroh5248 2 года назад +4

    I just wanna say a big THANK YOU to mystery recapped
    You guys have no idea how much you matters ❤️

  • @ian6611
    @ian6611 2 года назад +17

    How do people come up with these type of movies? 😂

  • @betagamma5006
    @betagamma5006 2 года назад +77

    If you get to keep your memories and intelligence as an animal, then it would be nice to choose the "immortal jellyfish" (Turritopsis dohrnii). Bonus points if you manage to get a group with you and create a advanced jellyfish civilization that might be able to outlast humanity.

    • @nigelbaddock
      @nigelbaddock 2 года назад +3

      choose a monkey or ape. You be the same

    • @cyrusmuller6502
      @cyrusmuller6502 2 года назад +4

      @@nigelbaddock I choose to be a human

    • @RussianKitty
      @RussianKitty 2 года назад +4

      But do you know how dull life would be as a jellyfish?

    • @aidankelley2696
      @aidankelley2696 2 года назад +5

      idk what with people and the Immortal as a jellyfish, it doesnt matter if you had all your thoughts they literaly have no eyes and youd just be sitting there bored with your thoughts alone going insane and you can still dye, sure you can sting, but thats not much of a defense mechanism to a lot of pray that will still gobble you up, also if my words sound hostile, im not trying to be, just stating its not really a good choice imo

    • @koalafromtomorrow5656
      @koalafromtomorrow5656 2 года назад

      But thdt jellfuy can be killed IT just can't die age so you would want someone to choose to be whale or something so that could keep your around

  • @motivationandtravelchannel4575
    @motivationandtravelchannel4575 2 года назад +3

    This channel is amazing! Complete breakdown on movies I would never take the time to watch

  • @emrosa4455
    @emrosa4455 2 года назад +1

    Your voice is soooo soothing ! I literally watch one mistery Recap always before bed
    Actually relaxes me and helps me drift off

  • @briskyfrisky1737
    @briskyfrisky1737 2 года назад +14

    Wow, they really do single out those who are not in a relationship

  • @doefdte
    @doefdte 2 года назад +8

    At this point I'm watching this 24/7

  • @achear5737
    @achear5737 2 года назад +9

    The amount of puns and the seriousness of the voice makes me laugh hysterically

  • @gta5lorecarreviews36
    @gta5lorecarreviews36 2 года назад +56

    “Future where being single is illegal”
    Asexuals: 😳

    • @DanielTAKD
      @DanielTAKD 2 года назад +4

      I'm an asexual... so...

    • @nessyness5447
      @nessyness5447 2 года назад +13

      Aromantics more like, i am not sure if they would control the sexual activity of the couples, if they don't, aces are not that bad...but aros are.

    • @Fl0rales
      @Fl0rales 2 года назад +7

      Asxuals can still date???
      Maybe educate yourself before you say something

    • @gta5lorecarreviews36
      @gta5lorecarreviews36 2 года назад +2

      @@Fl0rales but asexuals dont like either gender tho yes they can still date but they probably will feel uncomfortable

    • @DanielTAKD
      @DanielTAKD 2 года назад +1

      @@gta5lorecarreviews36 Some asexuals like me, still leaning towards girls and womans

  • @sniperbotyt4006
    @sniperbotyt4006 2 года назад +4

    I've been watching your videos for a long time and I love them keep up the good work

  • @chrispy8149
    @chrispy8149 2 года назад +9

    "this is some dobby the house elf shit" said in the most monotone voice ever made me lose my shit. I laughed for a good 5 minutes haha

  • @finch9562
    @finch9562 2 года назад +46

    I would rather be a cat than a human so I’d just keep requesting to be turned into a cat without having to wait 45 days in the hotel.

  • @youllknowme2079
    @youllknowme2079 2 года назад +21

    Guess I'll be a the most wanted single man. . . :(

  • @idnthaveaname5290
    @idnthaveaname5290 2 года назад +11

    "David replies: he wants to be lobster because they live for over 100 years"
    Turritopsis dohrnii:
    Am i a joke to you?

  • @koolaid2884
    @koolaid2884 2 года назад +5

    Not being In a relationship is a crime
    Me: CRIMENEL

  • @shurikin1338
    @shurikin1338 2 года назад +24

    “One should always be with a romantic partner”
    Me, an aromantic:

    • @notreals.c5711
      @notreals.c5711 2 года назад +1

      Your not alone

    • @The_Tormented_One
      @The_Tormented_One 2 года назад +3

      Where do people come up with su h fucking cringe Senseless concepts?
      They must have been consuming alcohol while thinking about it.

    • @bobby78156
      @bobby78156 2 года назад

      @@The_Tormented_One lol ikr

    • @Skylite420
      @Skylite420 2 года назад +1

      @@The_Tormented_One what exactly are you talking about?

    • @The_Tormented_One
      @The_Tormented_One 2 года назад +1

      @@Skylite420 This movie's concept that you can't move anywhere without your partner. It's like a law in Muslim countries where women aren't allowed to walk anywhere without a male with them.

  • @MypetRockk
    @MypetRockk 2 года назад +35

    "Good thing david is a lefty"
    Had me going

  • @Loganl1980
    @Loganl1980 2 года назад +15

    I'd hang out in my room for 45 days and choose to be a mammalian. Species: human. This entire movie is based on the idea that humans are somehow not animals. Weird.

  • @feel_with_it
    @feel_with_it 2 года назад +6

    1. To find something in common they could just cut their palms in the same way
    2. If I would turn into another animal I would choose neanderthal cause he is strong and his brain is bigger, however if extincted or humanlike animals are banned I would turn myself into a monke

  • @paulamareike4293
    @paulamareike4293 2 года назад +3

    I absoloutly love what they did there. The movie might not be for everyone - but its one of a kind and i recommend watching it !!

  • @dylanbyrne9866
    @dylanbyrne9866 2 года назад +9

    I’ve been to that Joel’s restaurant in real life! It’s in Dublin by the red cow hotel, it’s really strange seeing places you know in real life in films

  • @michaelzheng2198
    @michaelzheng2198 2 года назад +4

    Whoa! The woods leader is the lover of James Bond in the new movie! That is really cool considering this is an not widely known movie and she makes it into the big movies. Props to her!

  • @RajeshKumar-vd3ro
    @RajeshKumar-vd3ro 2 года назад +11

    I would like to use these 45 days to find which animal has more advantage to become rather than finding a partner which will be a impossible task for me.....

  • @raynightshade8317
    @raynightshade8317 2 года назад +5

    The fact they have to find someone with the same attribute, which seems like it can be anything makes me wonder how the population can sustain itself. Also there is the problem with the loners in that they seem to want to prove that everyone in a hollow relationship but at the same time they are destroying an real relationship that one might form

    • @changlongwang9898
      @changlongwang9898 2 года назад

      That’s because we have a REAL relationship with ourselves..

  • @brownieberry9126
    @brownieberry9126 2 года назад

    I’ve been having nightmares watching this content but the voice is so soothing and it sounds so cool I keep doing the same thing over and over 😭

  • @buck5021
    @buck5021 2 года назад +12

    I have a higher chance of surviving a zombie apocalyse than living in that world lmao

  • @togwass8050
    @togwass8050 2 года назад +42

    If this could be true, we could be again in Adam and Eve point

  • @janitha001
    @janitha001 2 года назад +4

    Damn it, I'm addicted these recaps.

  • @CrepoXZW9
    @CrepoXZW9 2 года назад +5

    Me, a child who is also single: “welp... guess I’m gonna hafta run”

  • @sarangsharma5346
    @sarangsharma5346 2 года назад +5

    Just goes to show that fiction for singles can only be it's an illegal joy/relief 😊

  • @joshuaniyonzigira4902
    @joshuaniyonzigira4902 2 года назад +4

    Me " Well, can we speed up the process??" " It is going to happen anyway."

  • @bigboyxxl722
    @bigboyxxl722 2 года назад +5

    "Good thing David's a lefty"😂😂

  • @victordiola7381
    @victordiola7381 2 года назад +9

    Always the best. Keep on posting! Love from the Philippines.

  • @DracaNova
    @DracaNova 2 года назад

    0:42 Yes the modern technique, very good *sips tea*

  • @GreenFaceMT
    @GreenFaceMT 2 года назад +3

    If being single is a crime, then I'm sentenced to life in maximum security prison with absolutely no visitors.