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  • @nomadic-loyalist
    @nomadic-loyalist 7 лет назад +6089

    oi oi oi mate i'm a bri'ish khajiit from the rainy fucking lands of london, may your feet always find wet surfaces

    • @siientvoice
      @siientvoice 7 лет назад +283

      take this! i am rus'an argonian from the eternal autumn rainy lands of St-Petersburg, may you skin and clothes be eternally wet!

    • @siientvoice
      @siientvoice 7 лет назад +22

      why did you pin this post? 'twas been so nice, until you... you.. YOU! GO FUCKING YOURSELF!!!!1111

    • @Fisto-wl2zj
      @Fisto-wl2zj 7 лет назад +18

      SCOTLAND!

    • @Knolch
      @Knolch 7 лет назад +74

      This ones not a Khajiit, a true Khajiit never speaks of himself in the first person. Probably just another high elf. some people just can´t handle the moon sugar.

    • @nomadic-loyalist
      @nomadic-loyalist 7 лет назад +4

      i'm not even british i was just referencing sorenova accent
      hey first time anybody pinned my tweet

  • @skyrimgamerdovahkiin5238
    @skyrimgamerdovahkiin5238 6 лет назад +821

    "Is he from murica or from Europe"
    "Yes"
    "OK Thnx"
    it's like a dialogue in Oblivion xD

  • @maarten_burger
    @maarten_burger 7 лет назад +2435

    Is Sorenova really the fastest pothead in the world?

    • @frostfrog6393
      @frostfrog6393 7 лет назад +17

      Maarten Burger yes, why wouldn't yapyap be?

    • @hcirs9425
      @hcirs9425 7 лет назад +34

      Maarten Burger these are questions that need answering

    • @aco9880
      @aco9880 7 лет назад +2

      oh shit

    • @heythatguyalex
      @heythatguyalex 7 лет назад +12

      He/She isn't fast, you're just slow

    • @ppaattpm
      @ppaattpm 7 лет назад +5

      Alex Hamilton she

  • @reftu1489
    @reftu1489 6 лет назад +1088

    Sorenova = Sheogorath.

  • @schmidtstorm
    @schmidtstorm 7 лет назад +1137

    probably the funniest comments video i have ever seen.

    • @reller82
      @reller82 7 лет назад +26

      SchmidtStorm and the text to speech makes it even better!

    • @jakedexterrr6967
      @jakedexterrr6967 7 лет назад +25

      I, personally, would mod Skooma to slow down time by 5% restore 2 health and 5 stamina per second, slightly blur the screen and add mild night vision for two minutes, then when it's over have a "Skooma crash" effect that reduces stamina restoration by 75% for five minutes. Use of Skooma and Moon-Sugar is said to cause altering states of euphoria and lethargy. And the effects would NOT stack, don't wanna break the game.

    • @amouseplottingworlddominat8679
      @amouseplottingworlddominat8679 6 лет назад +4

      I was going to like your comment but the likes were at the perfect number

    • @cwpm3790
      @cwpm3790 6 лет назад +3

      SchmidtStorm watch 'nislt comment section'

  • @mojanfordyce5166
    @mojanfordyce5166 7 лет назад +746

    Such is life as a shitposter

    • @Ezio999Auditore
      @Ezio999Auditore 7 лет назад +16

      The ancient tradition of the Shit Post was based in Ancient Greece during the Greek wrestling Surprise Butt Sex....

    • @XraynPR
      @XraynPR 7 лет назад +4

      A marvelous place of civilisation and understanding.

    • @malhekai
      @malhekai 7 лет назад +10

      Such is life in the Zone

    • @Ezio999Auditore
      @Ezio999Auditore 7 лет назад +8

      Get out of the comments Stalker!

    • @Snauss
      @Snauss 7 лет назад +4

      Marijan Karaula I said comment! Don't lurk there!

  • @dagothur9674
    @dagothur9674 7 лет назад +1397

    Sorenova, I have a question to ask you. If I were to snort someone's cremated remains, would it count as cannibalism or substance abuse?

    • @StalkeroftheWeek
      @StalkeroftheWeek 7 лет назад +133

      acciDENTAL Both, believe me, i have experience

    • @emilyl.8165
      @emilyl.8165 7 лет назад +26

      I wonder this too, every day of my skooma-filled life...

    • @dagothur9674
      @dagothur9674 7 лет назад +12

      Great. Thanks. Now what would be the minimum penalty in East, Tennessee? Would I just get a fine, community service, jail time, etc?

    • @StalkeroftheWeek
      @StalkeroftheWeek 7 лет назад +5

      acciDENTAL They'll probably give you a fine and a few weeks for corpse abuse but nothing else.

    • @mythical_pizza
      @mythical_pizza 7 лет назад +24

      cannibalism is eating only, snorting is a loophole

  • @quakeroats5103
    @quakeroats5103 7 лет назад +591

    I wish Sorenova was a religion.

  • @firekit117
    @firekit117 7 лет назад +161

    I lose it every time i watch the part where you zoom in on the cats face and add the scream from Tom and Jerry.....beautiful

  • @Cesspit5707
    @Cesspit5707 7 лет назад +816

    *Satan joined*

  • @randomtechpriest8460
    @randomtechpriest8460 7 лет назад +426

    *screeches in binary*

    • @malhekai
      @malhekai 7 лет назад +15

      Name checks out

    • @CorrosiveGamers1
      @CorrosiveGamers1 7 лет назад +26

      01110011 01100011 01110010 01100101 01100101 01100011 01101000 01100101 01110011 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 11111111

    • @jasonpatowsky6929
      @jasonpatowsky6929 7 лет назад

      666 DUP ('A')

    • @contents_of_the_subconscious
      @contents_of_the_subconscious 7 лет назад +9

      01010010 01000101 01000101 01000101 01000101 01000101 01000101 01000101 01000101 01000101
      google free binary translator and copy this in

    • @doibantikov2486
      @doibantikov2486 7 лет назад +5

      BINARY SOLO!!!

  • @sandwitxhslut7363
    @sandwitxhslut7363 7 лет назад +448

    *if your feeling suicidal you've come to the right place*

  • @audixas1
    @audixas1 7 лет назад +686

    I'm so sorry for all these people.

    • @Khosumi
      @Khosumi 7 лет назад +6

      Bass boosting is fucking cancer, destroy the dynamics more plz

    • @madcap3450
      @madcap3450 7 лет назад +78

      I'm in the damn video and I can proudly say I'm fuckin ashamed of myself

    • @audixas1
      @audixas1 7 лет назад

      Merkk Official Whatever floats your boat, meng

    • @audixas1
      @audixas1 7 лет назад

      The path that led elswyr Thanks?

    • @legojangofett1088
      @legojangofett1088 7 лет назад

      The path that led elswyr I keep reading your vagina related replies.

  • @ukog9
    @ukog9 7 лет назад +300

    Almost forgot to watch this today.

  • @sindurwavesismaturf
    @sindurwavesismaturf Год назад +7

    Somehow the memory of this video's existence never leaves my head

  • @HuyVo-gd2cj
    @HuyVo-gd2cj 7 лет назад +39

    What have you done? Oh god... The gate of oblivion is opened. I can hear them, the foul daedras with their spams and dank maymays.

  • @jaunvonsokoloveoldchannel7215
    @jaunvonsokoloveoldchannel7215 7 лет назад +202

    I will give you 20 kilos worth of Skooma if you make a sequel to this.
    Edit: I TAKE THAT BACK SORRY (no skooma either)

    • @justleavemealone1160
      @justleavemealone1160 7 лет назад

      Jaun Von Sokolove skooma is in bottles u fuckin idiot get ur lore right

    • @xenos12500
      @xenos12500 7 лет назад +6

      +llTOXICxCHAOSll Gaming
      teknicully yoo culd uus the ingrediats wich r mune sugger an niteshade.
      I hate myself for writing this comment the way I did.

    • @frostfrog6393
      @frostfrog6393 7 лет назад

      I am a yap yap

    • @Ezio999Auditore
      @Ezio999Auditore 7 лет назад

      stahp

    • @mrrithexthesilent6385
      @mrrithexthesilent6385 7 лет назад +5

      Jaun Von Sokolove
      And then Sorenova's videos will be filled from bottom to top with attention whores just wanting to appear in that video.
      PS: Notice that I didn't describe those comments as retarded since there's plenty already.

  • @gergoratkai8451
    @gergoratkai8451 7 лет назад +472

    Anthrocon.

    • @nightingale4267
      @nightingale4267 7 лет назад +16

      Gergő Rátkai that one made my die laughing and i don't know is why

    • @gergoratkai8451
      @gergoratkai8451 7 лет назад

      Nightingale 42 Same😂👌

    • @jakedexterrr6967
      @jakedexterrr6967 7 лет назад +26

      I, personally, would mod Skooma to slow down time by 5% restore 2 health and 5 stamina per second, slightly blur the screen and add mild night vision for two minutes, then when it's over have a "Skooma crash" effect that reduces stamina restoration by 75% for five minutes. Use of Skooma and Moon-Sugar is said to cause altering states of euphoria and lethargy. And the effects would NOT stack, don't wanna break the game.

    • @toastarkat
      @toastarkat 6 лет назад +4

      Anthrocon 👌🏼

    • @kaaz1010
      @kaaz1010 6 лет назад +2

      It's really funny, if you know the context xd

  • @buddy9075
    @buddy9075 5 лет назад +37

    *Looks like the wabbajack has been used too many times on these people*

  • @alphads2000
    @alphads2000 7 лет назад +1537

    *SORENOVA HAS A DISCORD??!?*

    • @jakedexterrr6967
      @jakedexterrr6967 7 лет назад +357

      I, personally, would mod Skooma to slow down time by 5% restore 2 health and 5 stamina per second, slightly blur the screen and add mild night vision for two minutes, then when it's over have a "Skooma crash" effect that reduces stamina restoration by 75% for five minutes. Use of Skooma and Moon-Sugar is said to cause altering states of euphoria and lethargy. And the effects would NOT stack, don't wanna break the game.

    • @askerg9716
      @askerg9716 7 лет назад +81

      Hello there

    • @marlenciaga
      @marlenciaga 7 лет назад +80

      she left it tho

    • @jojothermidor
      @jojothermidor 6 лет назад +4

      She?

    • @sofialaya596
      @sofialaya596 6 лет назад +4

      it's kind of dead though

  • @bobmarine7392
    @bobmarine7392 7 лет назад +621

    Sorenova are you a Yes or a No?

  • @legoman4464
    @legoman4464 7 лет назад +612

    that screaming text to speech voice is amazing, what did you use?

    • @finicu88
      @finicu88 7 лет назад +25

      I wanna know this too, pls sorenova!
      oh, and what's the music name?

    • @AveryMoron
      @AveryMoron 7 лет назад +66

      The text to speech voice is from a website called voiceforge I think

    • @Wookieeoo
      @Wookieeoo 6 лет назад +33

      Green Asteroid That scream is called the Howie Long Scream

    • @FracturedOreo
      @FracturedOreo 6 лет назад +2

      Green Asteroid it is called
      "Loud nigra"

    • @june-vz4rm
      @june-vz4rm 6 лет назад +1

      +Keiko gr8 b8 m8 r8 8/8 and an infinitesimally small decimal.

  • @Conner6969
    @Conner6969 4 года назад +18

    Be honest everyone.
    *This didnt show up in your recommended, nor will this be the only time watching it.*

  • @zeadren6684
    @zeadren6684 6 лет назад +33

    Goddamnit I was drinking water when the “GAPE MY ASS” part came up. I not only laughed so hard that I choked on my water but managed to spill it all over my face. Damn you Sorenova, never stop making such hilarious videos.

  • @MrHemaVideos2
    @MrHemaVideos2 7 лет назад +188

    0:29 MY GENGHIS KHAN

  • @justleavemealone1160
    @justleavemealone1160 7 лет назад +425

    EVERYONE SORENOVA IS A GUY SHE SAID IT HER SELF

    • @syron7996
      @syron7996 7 лет назад +47

      llTOXICxCHAOSll Gaming Not an attackhelicopter? Sexist!

    • @frostfrog6393
      @frostfrog6393 7 лет назад +2

      llTOXICxCHAOSll Gaming no heshe is a yap yap

    • @Tribune_of_Italia
      @Tribune_of_Italia 7 лет назад +36

      llTOXICxCHAOSll Gaming WAIT A SECOND.

    • @lsswappedcessna
      @lsswappedcessna 7 лет назад

      Are you gender confused or are you a troll? either way, this is gold.

    • @macroshaft5517
      @macroshaft5517 7 лет назад +2

      Umm...

  • @GamerNerdess
    @GamerNerdess 7 лет назад +36

    The "hello there" killed it for me. Lmao!!! I still can't stop laughing. You're such an amazing editor.

  • @neotronextrem
    @neotronextrem 7 лет назад +478

    Is skooma a stimulant, sedative or psychedelic?

    • @XraynPR
      @XraynPR 7 лет назад +174

      Yes.

    • @TheUnchosenOne
      @TheUnchosenOne 7 лет назад +41

      It is kinetic energy converted into a liquid by dwemmer bullshit universe song-science

    • @TheUnchosenOne
      @TheUnchosenOne 7 лет назад +3

      Scource: Am dwemmer nord mutt.

    • @MedlarGW
      @MedlarGW 7 лет назад +4

      It seems to have opiate-like qualities in some ways...

    • @Nethan2000
      @Nethan2000 7 лет назад +17

      Temporary symptoms of skooma include "temporary euphoria, and then complete exhaustion". In words of a single-time user: "Yes, I too was stricken with moon sugar euphoria. (...) I have never experienced anything so...free, in all my life! The laughing, the dancing...it was horrible!" Pocket Guide to the Empire says: "By partaking of the sugar, the khajiit believes they are consuming small portions of their gods' eternal souls. This drives them into fits of ecstasy and abandon, and the streets of Elsweyr's major cities are full of catmen shivering in the grip of sugar fits." and "victims (of skooma) are addicted for life, and in constant, alternating states of euphoria and lethargy" Long-time use takes you through the stages of "early infatuation, ecstatic obsession, and profound degradation".

  • @DrKhallos
    @DrKhallos 7 лет назад +18

    Holy shit I wasn't even aware there were this many text to speech voices. I love the Brooklyn one.

  • @dragutintheslav-veliki790
    @dragutintheslav-veliki790 7 лет назад +44

    The gaping ass one was sure something lol

  • @questionableiq2337
    @questionableiq2337 7 лет назад +118

    i fucking love you

    • @khogs
      @khogs 7 лет назад +7

      hydraxon 26 aw thanks, it feels good to finally be appreciated

    • @johnknapp5463
      @johnknapp5463 7 лет назад

      +hydraxon 26 k

    • @pantsshitter533
      @pantsshitter533 6 лет назад

      I love fucking you

  • @fomod_
    @fomod_ 7 лет назад +69

    *_m y d i c k i s h a r d_*

    • @WoahSpookySkeletons
      @WoahSpookySkeletons 7 лет назад

      BUUUUUUU
      BUUUUUUUBUUUUUUUBUUUUUUUBUUUUUUUBUUUUUUUBUUUUUUUBUUUUUUUBUUUUUUUBUUUUUUUBUUUUUUUBUUUUUUUBUUUUUUUBUUUUUUUBUUUUUUUBUUUUUUU

    • @syron7996
      @syron7996 7 лет назад

      Thelongestpossibleusername Kek Leo
      REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

    • @Palosiam124
      @Palosiam124 7 лет назад +4

      mai dik is ha'ad

  • @SandwichRobot
    @SandwichRobot 4 года назад +6

    I gotta say 2 years later this is still one of the best things I’ve ever seen on the internet the music really makes it.

    • @johnnyd1988
      @johnnyd1988 2 года назад

      Wish i could find the musix

  • @woahhello9167
    @woahhello9167 5 лет назад +19

    Nobody:
    This video: *AGE RESTRICTED*

  • @travismilles8462
    @travismilles8462 6 лет назад +168

    What a grotesquely inappropriate video.

  • @DerpsWithWolves
    @DerpsWithWolves 7 лет назад +113

    This is home.

  • @norionwinter7312
    @norionwinter7312 4 года назад +8

    Hope to see more of Sorenova.
    Always been my favorite

  • @Sleepinglily
    @Sleepinglily 7 лет назад +5

    When I am feeling sad or anxious, I watch this video and feel better. Thank you, Sorenova. Your shitposts make me happy.

  • @DamaraPosting
    @DamaraPosting 7 лет назад +159

    WHERE DO YOU GET THESE SICK TEXT TO SPEECH VOICES?

    • @munk7120
      @munk7120 6 лет назад +29

      Use soap and water

    • @DogsRNice
      @DogsRNice 6 лет назад

      Kerkulous , thanks

    • @groovy5525
      @groovy5525 3 года назад

      google translate the read it out loud

  • @Advancedgod
    @Advancedgod 2 года назад +4

    This is still the funniest video on RUclips.

  • @SongS0ng
    @SongS0ng 7 лет назад +8

    I have no idea what this was, but I can say for certain that I am grotesquely amazed.

  • @marioguy1225
    @marioguy1225 6 лет назад +26

    Stamina is your character's physical energy, and is used to perform various strenuous activities, in particular power attacks, bashing with a shield, sprinting, rolling while sneaking, and zooming in with a bow. If your stamina is completely depleted, you will be unable to perform these strenuous activities. Unlike magicka, your character can perform any action that has a stamina cost as long as it has at least one point of stamina available. Stamina is comparable to "Fatigue" in earlier Elder Scrolls games.
    Action Base Stamina Use Modifiers
    Sprint 7/s +2% per worn weight
    Power attack, single (40 + 2 * weapon weight) Reduced by some perks
    Power attack, dual 3 * (40 + 2 * weapon weight) * 0.5 Reduced by some perks
    Shield bash 35
    Power bash 55
    Bow zoom 10/s
    Some dragon shouts such as Whirlwind Sprint also use a small amount of stamina. However, this isn't a huge problem, since by the time you are able to shout again, your stamina will have fully restored.
    Increasing Stamina[edit]
    The amount of stamina you have depends on your character's level. Each time you level up, you can choose to add ten points to your stamina, or to another attribute. Adding to your base stamina when you level up increases your carry weight by 5. You can temporarily fortify your stamina using magical effects as detailed here. Temporary changes to your stamina (such as damage, drain, or fortify) do not affect your carry weight.
    Restoring Stamina[edit]
    The green bar in the bottom right of the screen shows you the current status of your stamina (although this bar will be invisible when stamina is full). Stamina can be restored in several ways:
    Stamina regenerates whenever you are not doing an action that uses stamina. You regenerate 5.00% of your maximum stamina per second outside of combat and 1.75% inside combat.
    As a result, sleeping or waiting fully restores your stamina.
    Restore Stamina effects are available in various forms:
    From potions that can be found or purchased
    From custom potions
    Some types of food restore stamina
    From spells that restore health, which restore stamina with the Respite perk
    Whenever your character levels up, your stamina, health, and magicka are fully restored.
    Negative Stamina[edit]
    Unlike spells, which cannot be cast if you do not have sufficient magicka, Skyrim allows players to reach effective negative stamina levels when performing actions that consume it. This mechanic is hidden from the player; a level of 0 will be displayed on the GUI. Stamina will continue to regenerate at the usual rates while below 0. However, Skyrim has a maximum amount of time coded into the game before stamina immediately jumps back to 0 regardless of the deficit. This is governed by the fStaminaRegenDelayMax in the Construction Kit, which is set to 5 (seconds) by default. Items such as potions or food that restore stamina immediately raise stamina above 0 regardless of the current stamina deficit.
    A few simple examples illustrate the above mechanics. Consider a player that regenerates 10 stamina per second and whose power attack consumes 80 stamina.
    Case 1: the player is at 80 stamina. He performs a power attack and his stamina reduces to 0. The stamina bar immediately begins to refill.
    Case 2: the player is at 50 stamina. He performs a power attack and his stamina reduces to -30. His stamina is shown to be 0 for 3 seconds. After 3 seconds, the stamina bar begins to fill.
    Case 3: the player is at 10 stamina. He performs a power attack and his stamina reduces to -70. After 5 seconds, his stamina level has increased to -20. Because fStaminaRegenDelayMax = 5, his stamina immediately jumps to 0 and begins to fill anew.
    Case 4: the player is at 10 stamina. He performs a power attack and his stamina reduces to -70. He immediately drinks a potion that increases his stamina by 15 per second for 5 seconds. His stamina bar immediately begins to refill the moment he drinks the potion.
    NPC Stamina[edit]
    All NPCs and creatures also have stamina, which is calculated differently than the player's stamina. Their stamina is summed from three separate contributions:
    The race provides a starting stamina.
    Individual NPCs and creatures can have a fixed stamina adjustment.
    For most NPCs and creatures the class provides an additional 0-10 stamina points per level.
    The rate at which enemies regenerate stamina is determined by their race.
    Notes[edit]
    Frost damage drains stamina.
    Unlike in previous Elder Scrolls games, jumping does not reduce your stamina, nor does walking or running affect the rate of regeneration.
    When your stamina reaches zero, the stamina bar will flash green. It will never take more than 5 seconds before it starts to refill again.

  • @danielmaguire4113
    @danielmaguire4113 7 лет назад +722

    *w o a h* dab on the haters

  • @rogeryoung7562
    @rogeryoung7562 7 лет назад +11

    M Y D I C K I S H A R D !

  • @natrevill2763
    @natrevill2763 7 лет назад +21

    2:26 i'm am hungry i want some lasaga.

  • @fantasticfedoraman6537
    @fantasticfedoraman6537 7 лет назад +97

    Btw isn't water like... really wet???

    • @xxxxxx5868
      @xxxxxx5868 6 лет назад

      Fantastic Fedoraman Yes

    • @foiledits
      @foiledits 6 лет назад

      wATERS NOT WET

    • @sekai9906
      @sekai9906 6 лет назад

      Fantastic Fedoraman and isn't fire... Really hot ?

    • @sammy4282
      @sammy4282 6 лет назад +1

      Fantastic Fedoraman *moist*

    • @pqbdwmnu
      @pqbdwmnu 6 лет назад

      WaTeRs No- wait

  • @ismaellovera4767
    @ismaellovera4767 7 лет назад +78

    Do you like chicken nuggets nova?

  • @edef1244
    @edef1244 7 лет назад +44

    Fas Ro Do right?

  • @benschannel9065
    @benschannel9065 6 лет назад +13

    You have a good fan base, most of it we don’t even see
    ;)

  • @avensisverso
    @avensisverso 6 лет назад +77

    I died at 1:36

    • @RyanHinds812
      @RyanHinds812 6 лет назад +14

      To this day, I have no idea what that comment is supposed to mean.

    • @kristofferschuh5321
      @kristofferschuh5321 6 лет назад

      Deadass lmao 😂

    • @That_Guy_Ty
      @That_Guy_Ty 6 лет назад

      Ryan Plays i know all the person said was was it felt like chrismas whenever she uploaded.

    • @xiphosura413
      @xiphosura413 5 лет назад

      MYIEDIHKISHARD
      MYIEDIHKISHARD
      MYIEDIHKISHARD
      Always gets me
      I have a mature sense of humour

    • @iDEaXANA
      @iDEaXANA 4 года назад

      Anyone gonna do some CPR or smthn?

  • @vinniehatcher664
    @vinniehatcher664 7 лет назад +4

    You know how there's a Thiccmeat in Fallout 4 now? Well...
    What if there was a Thinmeat? As in, a very thin, almost paper like version of Dogmeat?

  • @Aaron-fr5di
    @Aaron-fr5di 7 лет назад +220

    Does sorenova get SORE over reading these spam comments?
    I'll see myself out.

    • @ashencardinal8568
      @ashencardinal8568 7 лет назад

      Aesthetic ツ Oh my... why do we have the same tastes? Are we the same person?

    • @Aaron-fr5di
      @Aaron-fr5di 7 лет назад

      Cardinalsrock75 Stop being me!!

    • @pauldunford7323
      @pauldunford7323 7 лет назад

      Well played sir.

    • @chaakkar
      @chaakkar 7 лет назад

      Yeah, please do see yourself out. My forehead hurts from the facepalm.

    • @Aaron-fr5di
      @Aaron-fr5di 7 лет назад

      Arin Forgive me and I'll give a 100 % free real cookie :^)

  • @FallOut-zm6rd
    @FallOut-zm6rd 7 лет назад +6

    Sorenova + Mans1ay3r = New Elder scrolls game: dank meme edition

  • @hiki9911
    @hiki9911 3 года назад +2

    1:06 when you find yourself in a video that was recommended to you 3 years later

  • @CrusnikEmperor
    @CrusnikEmperor 7 лет назад +44

    Sorenova is best waifu ever.

  • @sebbyfergo
    @sebbyfergo 7 лет назад +7

    THIS WHAT GOD FEEL LIKE??

  • @joeonyoutube2225
    @joeonyoutube2225 7 лет назад +3

    "drown in molten steel"
    That's a pretty good insult to be honest.

  • @squidfox3926
    @squidfox3926 7 лет назад +4

    Hey Sorenova. I Love your content. Always makes me laugh, when I'm not feeling good.

  • @ray80082
    @ray80082 4 года назад +1

    This video never ceases to make me laugh or smile. Thank you for this gem.

  • @WolfsWinter
    @WolfsWinter 7 лет назад +59

    And this is why we never go into the comment section boys and girls.

    • @EnderSpy358
      @EnderSpy358 5 лет назад +2

      after seeing some shit down here, your comment should probably be pinned

    • @sambradley9091
      @sambradley9091 4 года назад +2

      @@EnderSpy358 I lost count of how many attack helicopter jokes I've seen help me I'm fucking dying

    • @EnderSpy358
      @EnderSpy358 4 года назад

      Sam Bradley welcome to the Internet

    • @sambradley9091
      @sambradley9091 4 года назад +1

      @@EnderSpy358 As if that isn't the most fucking cliche comment ever

    • @EnderSpy358
      @EnderSpy358 4 года назад

      Sam Bradley calm yourself please

  • @N1CH0_N1N3
    @N1CH0_N1N3 7 лет назад +68

    *HELLO THERE*

    • @Godzilla-se8in
      @Godzilla-se8in 7 лет назад +1

      Alaric Winchester Someone's pushing to be marked as spam.

    • @kappatalism6969
      @kappatalism6969 7 лет назад +6

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    • @malhekai
      @malhekai 7 лет назад +6

      Another happy landing

    • @Ranzord95
      @Ranzord95 7 лет назад +1

      halo dere

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      @Ezio999Auditore 7 лет назад +7

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  • @Red-by9zb
    @Red-by9zb 5 лет назад +6

    2:41 when your trying to calm down the whole classroom

  • @qwormuli77
    @qwormuli77 6 лет назад +6

    All in a day's work for the fastest pothead in the world.

  • @justpositivity4595
    @justpositivity4595 6 лет назад +1

    The last made me laugh so much just because of how it was read/recorded. And how random it was

  • @dearestdoorling6438
    @dearestdoorling6438 7 лет назад +90

    Is Sorenova okay.

  • @N1CH0_N1N3
    @N1CH0_N1N3 7 лет назад +8

    Well, Sorenova is my new religion.

  • @_fishs
    @_fishs 7 лет назад +87

    Yes.

  • @martynbown4436
    @martynbown4436 6 лет назад +4

    "My dear Yiff."

  • @Theatr1cal1ty
    @Theatr1cal1ty 6 лет назад +1

    Wow. I didn't know such people with beautiful thinking existed. This video opened up my eyes.

  • @ryanmattia433
    @ryanmattia433 7 лет назад +2

    Oh my god, I haven't had a laugh this good in awhile.

  • @therepplicas
    @therepplicas 7 лет назад +13

    "Kajit are filthy gypsies"
    *feels offended*
    XD wow, these people are crazy; glad to see you're not taking them seriously.

  • @Browncheeze
    @Browncheeze 7 лет назад +35

    is skom the key to all deppression

  • @Kamjay27
    @Kamjay27 6 лет назад +7

    1:43 *SORENOVA IS ITALIAGLIANO CONFIRMED*

  • @SandwichRobot
    @SandwichRobot 2 года назад +2

    4 years later and I still haven't found the song.

  • @doifhg
    @doifhg 5 лет назад +1

    That jizargo comment really caught me off guard

  • @racken3338
    @racken3338 7 лет назад +8

    Its good to see the love of the children

  • @Koumoricchi
    @Koumoricchi 7 лет назад +9

    Ease it with the skooma you guys

  • @Obsyas
    @Obsyas 7 лет назад +171

    A copy of Manslay3r?
    NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
    You're totally original.

    • @bumbleberryanimations5629
      @bumbleberryanimations5629 7 лет назад +21

      I, personally, would mod Skooma to slow down time by 5% restore 2 health and 5 stamina per second, slightly blur the screen and add mild night vision for two minutes, then when it's over have a "Skooma crash" effect that reduces stamina restoration by 75% for five minutes. Use of Skooma and Moon-Sugar is said to cause altering states of euphoria and lethargy. And the effects would NOT stack, don't wanna break the game.

    • @rivetingeel2389
      @rivetingeel2389 7 лет назад +15

      I-Is this sarcastic? Well if it is, then you’re a fucking idiot. Manslayer is pathetic compared to this. Manslayer just edits the voices to make them say funny and gay stuff with a whole bunch of gay mods activated. And Sorenova makes actual, original parodies. Manslayer and Sorenova are completely different.

    • @TheROZOZOZO
      @TheROZOZOZO 7 лет назад +14

      Sheogorath Daederic Prince Of Madness they're both good buddy take the stick out cha ass.

    • @rivetingeel2389
      @rivetingeel2389 7 лет назад +1

      Nisyas Okay good :3

    • @fool-_-9866
      @fool-_-9866 6 лет назад

      Nisyas better than manslayer

  • @MOTH_moff
    @MOTH_moff 4 года назад +1

    It's my 18th birthday...
    [AGE RESTRICTION DISENGAGED]
    I've waited a long time to see this, and I'm not disappointed.

  • @danielkeino5962
    @danielkeino5962 3 года назад

    I keep coming back to this video... it's a blessing

  • @mattsmith4684
    @mattsmith4684 7 лет назад +6

    We're sorry.

  • @LuziferART
    @LuziferART 7 лет назад +15

    My desk is soft

  • @adamnottelling1686
    @adamnottelling1686 7 лет назад +23

    Where did you find these Text-to-Speech voices?

    • @TheSuperCommentGuy
      @TheSuperCommentGuy 6 лет назад +13

      The one at 0:40 is the Oddcast "Daniel (UK)" voice (used in montage parodies). The one at 1:37 is the Cepstral "Shouty" voice. The ones at 2:20 and 2:27 are Voiceforge "Vlad" and "Wiseguy" respectively (Wiseguy was famously used in "Garfielf"). All of these TTSs can be found online. There are others that I'm missing but I'm sure a lot of the other voices in the video are at the websites I mentioned. It's really just a matter of looking around long enough.

    • @Bauglir100
      @Bauglir100 5 лет назад

      @@TheSuperCommentGuy What about the voice at 1:47-2:01?

  • @knightogourd
    @knightogourd 2 года назад +1

    I regularly say “awasome” because of this video

  • @roaaoverthinks
    @roaaoverthinks 5 лет назад

    so glad i found this before i go to sleep even though im supposed to be studying for finals. *pats self on thy shoulder*

  • @437SilverStar
    @437SilverStar 7 лет назад +6

    Thank you for not using the exact same text-to-speech voices as literally every one else on this fucking shit-show of a website.

  • @orangesilver8
    @orangesilver8 7 лет назад +194

    Don't think you can hide from me by pretending to not be able to provide a low quality gif of somebody dancing! I know that was you Sorenova. Even if my username here isn't Vjmdhzgr.
    I know your secret.
    I know how small your hands are.

    • @stinkiestman398
      @stinkiestman398 7 лет назад

      Thank you for downloading my Vsauce memes sorenova!

    • @Wolfdua
      @Wolfdua 7 лет назад +4

      How tf did you get the discord link?

    • @hunkydory7139
      @hunkydory7139 7 лет назад +1

      And you showed up RIGHT when noone was there. It's like If nobody came to see the second coming.

    • @TheRedtail46
      @TheRedtail46 7 лет назад +3

      You just left! We didnt even get to say hello ;-;

    • @hylianexpected1171
      @hylianexpected1171 7 лет назад

      orangesilver8 Orangesilver! Hi! :D

  • @LaserSnake100
    @LaserSnake100 7 лет назад +3

    I honestly can't tell who is more disturbed. Sorenova or the people(?) who comment on Sorenova's videos.

  • @Drakelash
    @Drakelash 7 лет назад +1

    Thank you for existing.

  • @bradharrison4391
    @bradharrison4391 6 лет назад

    0:42 the tom and jerry scream caught me so off guard holy shit

  • @Moony1568
    @Moony1568 7 лет назад +23

    M Y D I C K I S H A R D

  • @tiptoejoe4899
    @tiptoejoe4899 7 лет назад +31

    0:22 is obviously a female voice so is Sorenova hinting something here? hmmm

  • @wasupcom2
    @wasupcom2 7 лет назад +5

    absolutely breathtaking

  • @godonlyknowsme5049
    @godonlyknowsme5049 6 лет назад

    4chan simulator sorenova edition
    can't wait to see sorenova simulator 2

  • @gorillabbq4811
    @gorillabbq4811 4 года назад

    I've watched many of your videos. But this one was the best I have seen yet.

  • @zap3231
    @zap3231 5 лет назад +3

    This video
    I like it
    ANOTHER!

  • @signmanstrr5577
    @signmanstrr5577 6 лет назад +3

    What is that TTS voice you used for the shouting all-caps voice though? That sounds amazing.

  • @TheMajesticSeaPancake
    @TheMajesticSeaPancake 7 лет назад +6

    What does that man towards the end mean? A discord without 80,000 pics of your horribly edited face in the wrong text channel is a horrible discord and thanks to me that requirement was fulfilled so it's all good.

  • @xexat
    @xexat 9 месяцев назад

    This is the closest we'll ever get to having "the loog noog" back

  • @labenvenci1584
    @labenvenci1584 6 лет назад +2

    1:35
    >Ded from political humor.