Her: Fascinating.. Well in the fire of reclamation you go {Tosses Toaster}.. Guards take him away... Next! Her assistant: That the 7th toaster since the fleet returned..
Last time I let any techpriestess near me I woke up with sub skin armour, a titanium spine, bionic hart, pelvis, Lungs Titanium Skull and a link to my cyber hound when I went in get my knee reset... I was only a Rogue Traders Arch militant from Vallhalla... now I’m a on par with a Skitarii warlord... not that I’m complaining...
"From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind clings to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass that you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal… ...even in death, I serve the Omnissiah."
@@scelothepthesoulless3665 have you seen my chainsword? I think the blood ravens may have stolen it. Just like last... Where the hell did my bolter go?!
All things crumble my child. Even the stars shall burn out. When eternity ends, even the gods will die. Death comes for all. Struggle all you want not even the foul Dark Gods can stop the march of time. Everything dies in time. there is no escape.
Lol, you had me perusing the WH40k wiki while listening to this with all the the terms being used. I love your recordings the most, simply because of how immersive they are. You really do put a lot of work into your craft.
Great now I’m picturing a Krieg bayonet charge, each guardsman equipped with mechadendrites, holding two or three lasrifles apiece each with its own bayonet affixed.
Never have I been more annoyed that the Omnissiah didn't give me a notification of this even though I have them enabled. Maybe I need to douse my modem in incense and motor oil
The Adeptus Mechanicus is my favorite WH40K faction so seeing and ASMR for them is very exciting! It would be amazing if you made a part 2 when you have the chance!
Finally,an awesome adeptus mechanicus character that has more human qualities than most tech priests,and with the emotion to match,thank you for taking the time to make this artifice level artistry.
Despite not really being into WH40k, this was still really cool! Honestly, it kind of reminded me of what happened to a character of mine... Essentially, the poor guy was ripped limb from limb, and was infused with cybernetic parts. He was awake and conscious for the whole thing, of course. So uhh, yeah
A Techpriestess of the Adeptus Mechanicus? Interesting choice. One rarely chosen by anyone. And well performed too. Nicely done. Also when she mentioned MY mechadendrites, I wasn't expecting that. I figured I was a Guardsman or something more organic. But I guess it makes more sense. A cyborg working on a fellow cyborg.
[EXECUTE SUBROUTINE: Sigma-Zero-Zero-One-Zero-One] {Conversational Routine Alpha} [Bypass: EMOTIONAL SUPRESSORS] Statement: By the Omnissiah, this One has enjoyed It's examination.
Also I hope we get another story with this tech priestess, and this one epic tech priest soldier, may he could ask her to join him on a mission against the green skin, as like there medic maybe, since she doesn't ever get to leave that office?
Absolutely great premise, well done! I hope the next time you try this the video will be a bit slower paced and longer for a full relaxing experience. Thanks!
Ma'am, you are aware that I'm not with the mechanicus right? * throws off poorly made disguise * IZE IZ 'ERE TO KRUMP SUMMA YA GITZ AND IZE BROUGHT ME LADZ WIFF ME, WEZ IZ GONNA LOOT DIS PLACE, YOUZ AINT GONNA DO NUFFIN' 'BOUT IT YA 'EAR ME? *WAAAAAAAAAGH!*
honestly I didn't think I would watch this video very long given there weren't any visuals but holy crap is this fantastic. It makes sense that you are a voice actor, not many people have the talent to hold attention just via audio. I have recently gotten into 40k lore and this is just fantastic. Would love to see more warhammer asmr as i adore the attention to detail but I will be sure to check out your other stuff while I hopefully wait for more.
It was very fun trying to have a mental picture of what the ad mech we were look like. Also Orks are part meat and part plant. You can actually make a whole sandwich out of an ork body alone.
POV: You are a critically ill but fallen Ultramarine brother and taken to the fellow techpriestress and granted you a new and powerful but deadlier upgrades, carry on to Slaughtering Tyranids and the Evil Sunz of Orks.
For your actions you are rewarded by canister of holy oil with a purity seal and a Eifyr and Co. 'Alchemist' Biology BY-810 implantation device. Keep up good work, techpriestess Hezt.
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I know this is old but just in case you still check your notifications, what voice changer did you use to achieve that voice?
We are now one step closer to the "commissar relaxes you via execution for desertion" roleplay
So what a 15 second long video?
@@Pyxis10 that's a slow bolt pistol draw
@@nicholaisminske780 just a really shitty bolter that just keeps jamming for like 5 minutes
@@torkittheunchained3104 And then it jams so hard the bullet explodes due to machine spirit being depressed.
i heard execution
Her: Oh my what is this marvel you brought me
Me: Ma‘m this is a toaster
A genuine still functioning sunbeam toaster.
Truly fthe ancients knew perfection.
Her: Fascinating.. Well in the fire of reclamation you go {Tosses Toaster}.. Guards take him away... Next!
Her assistant: That the 7th toaster since the fleet returned..
Beep
A toaster is just a miniaturized death ray.
@@DancaniaX Just wait when i tap in to a nuklear generator
Ah yes, proper cable management. The most advanced form of flirting known to the AdMech.
Don't forget about synapse regulation and energy coil output adjustment
@@rodrigogascagomez5190 The Ecclesiarchy forbids this sick filth!
Beeeeb~
And most importantly
The Joint massage and the New eye Optics
Bro im you
Steph: Has a new Warhammer 40K video
Me: *Slams Fist* This is distant TTS Canon!!
Myes I return from hell.
“Not now, creep” -TTS EP. 28, 3:58
@@Cheese25536 very well. Now where's my spice man? My hand be craving some red hot daemon mis behaving! * aroused snickering *
@@Cheese25536 well as m off to find spice man. Good day my most glorious emperor. * begins sliding away *
MAKE PE-NIS INTO RRRRROBOT
*"You're my next patient?"*
Idk man I'm just here for the Proteus Protocol :(
There is no such technology. You must be high.
@@Abyssal86 YOU LIEEE IT HAS BEEN PROVED TO BE IN YOUR SUPPLY!
Yeah, we had a rap battle with the Fabricator-General to get a busted servitor just to get here.
I’m the Mechanicus Lord you dare treat me like this?
Keep bawling and on your cables we'll piss!
Last time I let any techpriestess near me I woke up with sub skin armour, a titanium spine, bionic hart, pelvis, Lungs Titanium Skull and a link to my cyber hound when I went in get my knee reset... I was only a Rogue Traders Arch militant from Vallhalla... now I’m a on par with a Skitarii warlord... not that I’m complaining...
Sounds like a good upgrade.
What is a skitarii warlord?
*We. Are. Not. A. Brick. Wall. We. Are. Skitarii.*
And that's why you don't de
NO COMMISAR I WASN'T ABOUT TO INSULT THE TECH PRIEST, YESS COMMISAR I WILL WATCH IT
"From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh,
it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine.
Your kind clings to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass that you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal…
...even in death, I serve the Omnissiah."
@nickyiil your both heretics machine makes flesh stronger and when mixed with scared cybernetics the true union of man and Machine begins
But which is truly stronger? Flesh, or Steel?
@nickyiil what in the name of the emperor are you cog heads going on about
@@kriegsman7585 the philosophical debate that stretches to real life - 'machines or man?'
@@idcgaming518 what ah screw this I'm going drinking
"Santodes, convince them."
-Kitten
“Oh... M a r s y B o y s”
*B I O N I C B A B I E S*
@@xanderphillips66 yes?
@@multidimensionalcenturion9863 WOULD YOU REJECT SUCH LEGENDARY ARTIFICE FROM ENTERING YOUR DOMAIN???
@@509Gman *Look upon my smooth Auramite.*
The Omnissiah provides...top tier waifus.
lmao
It also sends weirdos to steal my property!
@@scelothepthesoulless3665 have you seen my chainsword? I think the blood ravens may have stolen it. Just like last... Where the hell did my bolter go?!
And top tier planet ending weapons.
Ciaphas Caine agrees.
Do wish you’d do more original 40k stories. Really enjoy your stories
I concur.
Hard agree on that one
Agreed
damn right MY LADY YOU ARE DOING THE NARRATIVE GODS WORK!
The Omnissiah decrees there should be more.
Probably gonna need a few new parts considering what that dark elder woman
did to me.
Hmmm
those kinky bastards ripped off my arms
Why is there so much gunk in the servos? Is oil or something far more umm nefarious.
A new tongue is probably first on the list
I AM MISSING ONE OF MY FUCKING LIVERS,PART OF MY TONGUE,ONE OF MY TOES,A CHUNK OF MY THIGH,AND MY FUCKING KNEES SHE DID A FUCKING NUMBER ON ME
By the Omnissiah, I need more of this. The Flesh is Weak, but Ritual Honors the Machine God.
0:49 made me laugh... because cyber dong
Is it possible to rebuild the God Emperor out of cyberdongs?
Now THAT's asking the right questions! But be careful, I think the Inquisition is now tracking your IP....
@@Dillpickle1997 MAKE PE-NIS INTO ROBOT
This is how the 21st founding got cursed lol
Yes, lord inquisitor! This post right here!
"bruh..did you get her number?"
"yeah its 0001011110000100011110000001111110000000111"
"oh Emperor Damn it!"
I haven't been augmented yet but I'm already starting to feel the touch of the Omnissiah in me...
Mainly below my pants
I think that is Slaanesh trying to corrupt you, steady yourself battle brother
@@crusadertachanka5883
Should I get the flamer?
@@spacewizard1860 the heavy flamer
@@jerrycannot130 no it’s to far gone prepare for exterminatus
The inquisition would like to know your location
The flesh rots
The metal rusts
*But the stone endures*
Stone vs fast sand
Even stone weathers away under Grandfathers Nurgles touch.
All things crumble my child. Even the stars shall burn out. When eternity ends, even the gods will die. Death comes for all. Struggle all you want not even the foul Dark Gods can stop the march of time. Everything dies in time. there is no escape.
@@philiphockenbury6563 gork n mork don’t ye ‘ ‘upid git. Ork bestest
STONE CRUMBLES BEFORE THE BLOOD GOD
Lol, you had me perusing the WH40k wiki while listening to this with all the the terms being used. I love your recordings the most, simply because of how immersive they are. You really do put a lot of work into your craft.
The sass definitely sound like a Mechanicus character. They be like that.
Yes Techpriestess, free me from the temptations of the Fleshlord!
Silica, cleanse us
@@xanderphillips66 Circuit, preserve us
@@mr.n0on344 iron, protect us
@@nolar120 anima, shield us. Praise be to the Omnissiah
Machine god, set us free!
I didn't think a regular guardsman like myself would be meeting with a techpriestess, but hey I guess even us guardsmen can get lucky too
Great now I’m picturing a Krieg bayonet charge, each guardsman equipped with mechadendrites, holding two or three lasrifles apiece each with its own bayonet affixed.
@@Onua118 haha, we would be unstoppable.
@@Onua118 An appealing idea indeed
@@hanscarmine2302 commissar should I send a request of this kind to the local forge world?
@@multidimensionalcenturion9863 I say give them the proposal, but do remember that I am not a Commissar
Never have I been more annoyed that the Omnissiah didn't give me a notification of this even though I have them enabled. Maybe I need to douse my modem in incense and motor oil
And use the proper maintenance prayers and observe the proper repair litanies
The Adeptus Mechanicus is my favorite WH40K faction so seeing and ASMR for them is very exciting! It would be amazing if you made a part 2 when you have the chance!
I'm really looking forward to the Commander Borale (ASMR) explains combat doctrine during your hypo-indoctrination.
Dawn of war: soulstorm space marine stronghold introduction ASMR
PRAISE THE OMNISAIAH!!! This is wonderful. My emotion cores are all warm with happiness!
This is a perfect piece of War Hammer lore
2020: COVID
Adeptusmech: THE FLESH IS WEAK😁
"Oh my...what is this marvel you've brought before me?"
*"Nyegh, I found A PIPE!"*
*BY THE EMPEROR! NOW THIS IS SOME CONTENT BEFITTING OF THE GOD!*
His holy mechadendrites is currently supplying the Martian population with oil martinis
WH40k: *happiness noises*
No dark Eldar: *sad noises*
You realize that a drukari asmr wold be 90% screaming
@@huntereyeofdarkwood5417 Stephanie has already done one
@@40KTheories well im terefied
HERETIC! *BLAM* *BLAM* *BLAM*
You have no idea what nostalgia the simple sound of the torch lighting up has invoked within me
The omnisiah blesses my audio receivers with this most holy of audio recordings! Praise be!
The groaning and first hologram exposed us boi's, the laugh was our fate sealing.
Finally,an awesome adeptus mechanicus character that has more human qualities than most tech priests,and with the emotion to match,thank you for taking the time to make this artifice level artistry.
Oh this was good!!! The casual flirting was adorable!!!
Grand stuff! Really captured the soul of the Mechanicus here. Thoroughly enjoyable.
Not celebrating Halloween cuz I'm studying for an exam...than this pops up. On break than!
I’d make a good member of the Adeptus Mechanicus because I can instantly tell you are using a Dremel tool.
Despite not really being into WH40k, this was still really cool! Honestly, it kind of reminded me of what happened to a character of mine...
Essentially, the poor guy was ripped limb from limb, and was infused with cybernetic parts. He was awake and conscious for the whole thing, of course. So uhh, yeah
Sounds like 40 k all right
But in 40 K you’ll be totally on board with it because of your religious devotion to the machine God.
@@thekinginyellowmessiahofha6308unless your a servitor
idk why I like this so much. Like, it has no business being this good
I liked this so much, yet another video I want a series on. Great work on all the audio and lovely drawing.
I deadass fell out of bed, i was tired and this came as the first video on my RUclips feed.
The emperor approves of this asmr... It is pleasing to the ear, and calms me in moments of unrest.
This asmr: Calming and sweet.
Up next: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
Fallen Sister of Khorne torturing/tearing you limb from limb while her pet blood letter sucks your blood?
OMNISSIAH BE PRAISED!! another warhammer rp, strip me of this weak flesh!!
A Techpriestess of the Adeptus Mechanicus? Interesting choice. One rarely chosen by anyone. And well performed too. Nicely done.
Also when she mentioned MY mechadendrites, I wasn't expecting that. I figured I was a Guardsman or something more organic. But I guess it makes more sense. A cyborg working on a fellow cyborg.
It’s good to see a sister of faith and I really like this video you did a really good job
I had no idea one could do the unthinkable and mix two extreme opposites like WH 40K and... ASMR. THIS IS HERECY, but herecy that I like.
Heresy*
@@user-ii2jo4nh4j YOU DARE SULLY THE EMPEROR'S NAME BY BEING ANNOYING TO ANOTHER HUMAN, TRAITOR?
@@idcgaming518 lol
Sees warhammer asmr
Me: yayyyyyyyyyyy
Brother: quit your child like squealing
I really hope you do more roleplays like this themed around 40k, these are the only ones I've found that aren't lore readings
please make this a regular character i've been waiting for tech priest asmr for more than a year lol
[EXECUTE SUBROUTINE: Sigma-Zero-Zero-One-Zero-One] {Conversational Routine Alpha}
[Bypass: EMOTIONAL SUPRESSORS]
Statement: By the Omnissiah, this One has enjoyed It's examination.
Your voice is even more beautiful than a toaster popping out bread.
Also I hope we get another story with this tech priestess, and this one epic tech priest soldier, may he could ask her to join him on a mission against the green skin, as like there medic maybe, since she doesn't ever get to leave that office?
I have the lasgun,the bayonett,the shovel,the *C Y B E R D I C K* and most importantly...my faith
Absolutely great premise, well done! I hope the next time you try this the video will be a bit slower paced and longer for a full relaxing experience. Thanks!
this fills me with faith in the motor force.
I want a Noise Marine ASMR.
Bruh, that's called death-metal
That's called tinitus
No, I believe that is in fact called *HERESY*
I'm really digging this character. I wouldn't be unhappy if they popped up again.
*_["FROM THE MOMENT I UNDERSTOOD THE WEAKNESS OF MY FLESH"_** INTENSIFIES]*
As Pi Brainerd once said, "This is why the flesh is weak."
Ok you have official been made my favourite ASMRtist
Ma'am, you are aware that I'm not with the mechanicus right? * throws off poorly made disguise * IZE IZ 'ERE TO KRUMP SUMMA YA GITZ AND IZE BROUGHT ME LADZ WIFF ME, WEZ IZ GONNA LOOT DIS PLACE, YOUZ AINT GONNA DO NUFFIN' 'BOUT IT YA 'EAR ME? *WAAAAAAAAAGH!*
Hey how about a Part 2
Us and our tech priestess along a few other Admechs find Ancient Technology on a Abbandon world?
me: "ho boy techpriest and upgrades? i m in."
video start
"air compressor noises"
I hope a Sister of Battle is next
honestly I didn't think I would watch this video very long given there weren't any visuals but holy crap is this fantastic. It makes sense that you are a voice actor, not many people have the talent to hold attention just via audio. I have recently gotten into 40k lore and this is just fantastic. Would love to see more warhammer asmr as i adore the attention to detail but I will be sure to check out your other stuff while I hopefully wait for more.
"ATTACH ANOTHER DREADNOUGHT GRADE ARTILLERY CANNON DIRECTLY INTO MY BRAINSTEM"
"YES, MAGOS"
oohhhh 40k comments never cease to make me laugh
Big servo techpriestess GF?
Alternatively....
Meta-surgeon: You are my next appointment?
Guardsman: *presents toaster *
Meta-surgeon: *excitedly freaks out in binary *
That techpriestess has way to much flesh.
*SLAANESH approves.*
She must be from the Imperial Fist cause my mind and body feels FORTIFIED!
Holy Terra, a 40k asmr rp video. Can't afford to lose this.
From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me.
"what is your name"
*Sweats profusely in heresy*
Finally! 40k ASMR! Praise be to the omnisiah!
The Omnissiah used 0.1% of it's power to bless us with this moment.
THE FLESH IS WEAK. WEAKNESS MUST BE PURGED. BY PURGING WEAKNESS WE BECOME STRONG.
What's you name....
Me: inquisitor cyberdong
47 techpriest! Dang this is what happens when the skittari go through forced updates.
It was very fun trying to have a mental picture of what the ad mech we were look like.
Also Orks are part meat and part plant. You can actually make a whole sandwich out of an ork body alone.
POV: You are a critically ill but fallen Ultramarine brother and taken to the fellow techpriestress and granted you a new and powerful but deadlier upgrades, carry on to Slaughtering Tyranids and the Evil Sunz of Orks.
"why dem's those robo Boyz. We are da Boyz and you appear to be in a fightin mood.
Great work, hope we get more 40k asmr in the future
Ah perfection, just what I needed to see me through these last couple of paragraphs.
Ngl I really like this. I hope there's more.
For your actions you are rewarded by canister of holy oil with a purity seal and a Eifyr and Co. 'Alchemist' Biology BY-810 implantation device. Keep up good work, techpriestess Hezt.
This feels like I'm at the dentist, not that I am complaining.
I always liked going to the dentist
Yes the flesh is weak but the MACHINE is strong
"We are the Angels of death and our enemies shall fall" - Belial
You should make one where a sister of battle helps a guardsman
I do enjoy someone who enjoys their work.
Keep it up miss. Hope all this leads to getting paid for what you obviously love.
2:49 W-well.... If you insist....
When do we get ‘Screams of sanguinius echo through your being as you succumb to the black rage’
Great job, can't wait for the next 40k RP.
i feel like i should be playing this when fabricating my next set of ommissiah blessed wargear
The Prince of Excess noticed you're enjoying your job very very much.
Yes commissar this comment right here.
@@ieuanhunt552 better call the Inquisition. Better call Eisenhorn.
@@disdanzafilm no need, foul daemon of the warp. I shall strike you down with my bare hands!
@@idcgaming518 you're going to dance.
Hmmm, that was really relaxing indeed.