Stop Messing with Your Vaginas

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  • Опубликовано: 4 дек 2024

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  • @dropout
    @dropout  5 лет назад +381

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    • @seicento2tone
      @seicento2tone 5 лет назад +1

      first reply

    • @ravenlockwood3416
      @ravenlockwood3416 5 лет назад +3

      Girls your right wtf are we doing to ourselves... well wtf is wrong with people who do this to themselfs I did hear that lemon is a natural birth control and it can give you an all natural lift and tightens your coochie btw ... (that was a joke/sarcasm but for real that's what people say)

    • @ravenlockwood3416
      @ravenlockwood3416 5 лет назад +3

      Also I just wanted to say I love ur brand of humor it is always good to see ya girls all together in a skit

    • @NerdAlert235
      @NerdAlert235 5 лет назад +1

      Where's the swearing gone??

    • @HelloItsMikkan
      @HelloItsMikkan 5 лет назад +1

      Candle wax, a daily wash of citric acid along with A bunch of rockS that i put inside my lady parts to improve my cervical hygiene.. I usually take it out every sundays and replace them with new ones due to the rocks being worn down.

  • @claudia7316
    @claudia7316 5 лет назад +2983

    I HATE THE SOUND EFFECTS OH MY GOD

  • @norefunds4731
    @norefunds4731 5 лет назад +6129

    There's something that spinach doesn't have that cocaine does.
    *IT'S COCAINE.*

    • @JW-mr5mh
      @JW-mr5mh 5 лет назад +3

      Lol what?

    • @Asdfghjkl-ls1or
      @Asdfghjkl-ls1or 5 лет назад +16

      It’s also Katie’s overuse

    • @sheauiwne5294
      @sheauiwne5294 5 лет назад +20

      There’s something that spinach doesn’t have that cocaine does.
      *Laundry Detergent*

    • @Megaghost_
      @Megaghost_ 5 лет назад +10

      Except for Popeye's spinach.

    • @pineapplesocks8603
      @pineapplesocks8603 5 лет назад +2

      Alot of Pineapples contain cocaine so there spinach combo

  • @ObiJohn
    @ObiJohn 5 лет назад +3880

    This video actually increased my vocabulary in a way I didn't expect

  • @allylti
    @allylti 5 лет назад +2439

    I blame Gwyneth Paltrow for this entire video.

    • @liquidchameleon5993
      @liquidchameleon5993 5 лет назад +15

      Right?

    • @MsHermyGranger
      @MsHermyGranger 5 лет назад +12

      Now I'm curious

    • @liquidchameleon5993
      @liquidchameleon5993 5 лет назад +87

      @@MsHermyGrangerPaltrow has a company (called Goop) the has homeopathy "cures" that include a jade egg to shoving up a womans vag. Coffee enemas, psychic vampire repellent, 18k gold dumbbells, and a steamer for lady parts. And that's just the tip of the iceberg

    • @shelbycreed
      @shelbycreed 4 года назад +2

      Sameeee

    • @hazukichanx408
      @hazukichanx408 4 года назад +12

      @@liquidchameleon5993 I actually met a self-proclaimed psychic vampire once... I have my suspicions that it was kinda sorta just a crazy person with delusions of mystical energy-leeching power, though.

  • @mjstory1976
    @mjstory1976 5 лет назад +3019

    Why do I suddenly have a urge to sing Put that thing back where it came from or so help me from Monsters Inc

    • @KJ-mu7fy
      @KJ-mu7fy 5 лет назад +8

      dedXD

    • @brokenquill9277
      @brokenquill9277 5 лет назад +10

      Dude you made me on my tea😂

    • @MrTylerNinja
      @MrTylerNinja 5 лет назад +7

      This comment is orders of magnitude funnier than the entire skit.

    • @nataliepullman4322
      @nataliepullman4322 5 лет назад +9

      _this is the best comment I’ve ever read_

    • @L3onking
      @L3onking 5 лет назад +2

      Best musical of the Nosferatonys Monstropolis ever witnessed.

  • @Feayeme
    @Feayeme 5 лет назад +2370

    "And my garlic tampon is a delicious garnish"
    Ngl that made me regret eating while watching this

    • @chaosryans
      @chaosryans 5 лет назад +1

      Makes me think of Ted having sex on the vegetables.

    • @summahthevegan3796
      @summahthevegan3796 5 лет назад +3

      When she said that I thought "before or afterwards?!?"

    • @chaosryans
      @chaosryans 5 лет назад

      @@summahthevegan3796 probably afterwards ;D

    • @mango251
      @mango251 5 лет назад

      d e l i c i o u s

    • @artistryiscomingback
      @artistryiscomingback 4 года назад

      Who doesn't like garlic bread babyyyy????

  • @RayVinyard
    @RayVinyard 5 лет назад +1549

    So this is what Nicki Minaj meant with Beez In The Trap.

    • @gwyn3219
      @gwyn3219 5 лет назад +6

      aksdjsdkjdsf lmaooooo nice

    • @woodside4life
      @woodside4life 5 лет назад +37

      I think you mean Beez In Mike Trapp

    • @OvSpP
      @OvSpP 5 лет назад +7

      I hope she sees this video and thinks straight back to that song.

    • @mrevilducky
      @mrevilducky 5 лет назад

      Hilarious

    • @piequals314
      @piequals314 5 лет назад +7

      Lol "Insects ain't sh*t on this All Nighter, so we put a hundred in a CH writer. Bees in Mike Trapp, bee - bees in Mike Trapp."
      "Ah, the bees, the bees!"
      Explanation: Bees.

  • @calliope3943
    @calliope3943 5 лет назад +528

    You people think this doesn't happen that often. But I work at a urologists and this happens all the time

    • @pinstripesuitandheels
      @pinstripesuitandheels 5 лет назад +6

      Please, tell me more!

    • @calliope3943
      @calliope3943 5 лет назад +56

      @@pinstripesuitandheels
      Well... the last good story was actually a male patient last week. He had an allergic reaction to a toy of the ring variety down under and instead of pulling it off he still used it. The swelling was so bad that not only did they have to cut it off of him but also put in a suprapubic catheter (through the abdominal wall) since he couldnt pee anymore

    • @JuMiKu
      @JuMiKu 4 года назад +7

      I watch Nash. People push all the things up their holes.

    • @NWednesdayQuansah
      @NWednesdayQuansah 4 года назад

      @@calliope3943 :O

    • @AnooDw
      @AnooDw 4 года назад

      @@calliope3943 He couldn't pee means he pushed it up his urethra??? 😨 this is horrifying.

  • @antoniocamacho8732
    @antoniocamacho8732 5 лет назад +1725

    The sounds of the egg being put in and taken out made me so uncomfortable 😂

    • @OvSpP
      @OvSpP 5 лет назад +43

      Every sound effect in this video sounds like it really fucking hurts.

    • @lunanova6651
      @lunanova6651 5 лет назад +6

      @@OvSpP And disgusting.

    • @frankramirez728
      @frankramirez728 5 лет назад +1

      The egg was never put in it was only taken out...

    • @mintcondition7789
      @mintcondition7789 4 года назад

      I haven’t gotten to that part yet but I’m scared

    • @lucky_lol
      @lucky_lol Год назад +1

      ​@@frankramirez728 bro u missed an important part
      That going back part killed me 😭

  • @3p1cand3rs0n
    @3p1cand3rs0n 5 лет назад +900

    This is all so ridiculous! I keep my Pretty Kitty Meow-Meow clean and fresh with a simple swarm of free-range nanobots, and it works just fine and the nanobots usually don't even take over your consciousness sometimes.

    • @Pyreleaf
      @Pyreleaf 5 лет назад +16

      ElyssaAnderson I feel like I'm going to regret asking this, but what happens when they DO take over your consciousness?

    • @bronco24
      @bronco24 5 лет назад +35

      @@Pyreleaf you dont even have to worry about that because most of the time they usually don't cause you to assassinate high profile political targets.

    • @Pyreleaf
      @Pyreleaf 5 лет назад +7

      bronco24 ...do they have a particular preference? Because I might be inclined to offer assistance.

    • @d.n.3652
      @d.n.3652 5 лет назад +21

      ElyssaAnderson pretty kitty meow meow should be the official term for vagina

    • @Pyreleaf
      @Pyreleaf 5 лет назад +2

      D. N. This amuses me immensely.

  • @RoboThot711
    @RoboThot711 5 лет назад +494

    I learned a lot of new euphemisms today and I did not like ANY of them.

  • @ArcanumV
    @ArcanumV 5 лет назад +1125

    Is Katie the Mother of Dragons? She should hatch that thing and use her dragon to terrify Grant.

    • @gwyn3219
      @gwyn3219 5 лет назад +1

      lmaooooooo

    • @berrycake421
      @berrycake421 5 лет назад +2

      Omg SHE IS!! You’re right!!

    • @zachsimmons6492
      @zachsimmons6492 4 года назад +4

      Or to become “the breaker of chains”

  • @halrold7369
    @halrold7369 5 лет назад +96

    I like how you guys censored the "Holy shit!" at 2:24 when you guys HONESTLY thought you were gonna somehow monetize this video

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 5 лет назад +534

    Steams it open like an envelope... or, say.. a clam.

    • @jackcotterill2080
      @jackcotterill2080 5 лет назад +16

      New Message oh no, steamed hams! That's what I call Hamburgers

  • @Maid_of_Spiders
    @Maid_of_Spiders 5 лет назад +399

    The best part of this video is the numerous nicknames for their nude nests.

    • @wardenm
      @wardenm 5 лет назад +16

      Lol friend of mine was always that way when talking about people's kids. 'Semen demons' and 'cooter critters'. XD

    • @rcr257
      @rcr257 5 лет назад +3

      @@wardenm Crotch fruit/trophies

  • @xxgirl101xx
    @xxgirl101xx 5 лет назад +272

    I wish we had just as many studies on keeping vaginas healthy as there were for dealing with erectile dysfunction

  • @aod716
    @aod716 5 лет назад +917

    never knew how many dudes watch collegehumor until i read this comment section

    • @TheBenenene10
      @TheBenenene10 5 лет назад +80

      Maybe it's because outing oneself as a girl in the YT comment section is a bad idea

    • @dropout
      @dropout  5 лет назад +77

      lol

    • @kilborn666
      @kilborn666 5 лет назад +105

      @@TheBenenene10 silly goose, girls don't exist on the internet, everyone knows that.

    • @thelonelygamer361
      @thelonelygamer361 5 лет назад +49

      @@kilborn666 The Internet :
      Where men are men, women are men, and little girls are F.B.I. agents

    • @kaptainzdragon5478
      @kaptainzdragon5478 5 лет назад

      Z

  • @TheMagnifikle
    @TheMagnifikle 5 лет назад +563

    The stuff they don’t tell you in Sex Ed class

    • @toujours4390
      @toujours4390 5 лет назад +8

      @Friday We Are Awesome DON'T TELL ME HOW TO MANAGE MY BODY !!!! IT'S MINE !!!

    • @povnw8985
      @povnw8985 5 лет назад +2

      I love garlic.

    • @chaosryans
      @chaosryans 5 лет назад +2

      Im a vampire and that explains the big itchy redness down south lately. Or maybe its herpes.

  • @gitadine
    @gitadine 5 лет назад +520

    "No, I think I'll just die here" is too much of a mood

  • @abbiphillis1405
    @abbiphillis1405 5 лет назад +190

    Yep hit the nail on the head on this one. Tons of products that claim to “fix” you while acknowledging that for the most part there’s no need for it but “this product is totally different”

  • @RashidMBey
    @RashidMBey 5 лет назад +493

    Two ways I don't want to die: a honey badger and a honey vag-er.

  • @Alwaystired21
    @Alwaystired21 5 лет назад +18

    I once watched my gay brother have to sit a group of girls down in high school to tell them NOT TO USE BLEACH IN YOUR VAGINA. This just makes me think of how most sex Ed fails down south here.

  • @August-kc8xw
    @August-kc8xw 5 лет назад +190

    //I have Vaginismus and this entire video made me just hurt physically and emotionally.

    • @juanpablorobayo9891
      @juanpablorobayo9891 5 лет назад +64

      I'm so sorry. may your hoo haa be healthy and remain free of rocks, steam and tasty foods

    • @August-kc8xw
      @August-kc8xw 5 лет назад +15

      @@juanpablorobayo9891 //Lmao thanks. 😂

    • @gwyn3219
      @gwyn3219 5 лет назад

      oof rip

    • @treblebat
      @treblebat 5 лет назад +7

      Yooo same. There are legit physical therapist offices that work with vaginal issues like that, however insurence hardly covers it. If nothing else, deep belly breathing stretches the pelvic floor muscles and other stretches also allow for decreased tension. Good luck!

    • @August-kc8xw
      @August-kc8xw 5 лет назад +5

      @@treblebat //Thanks! Yea I really want to look into those when I'm older but I'm almost wondering if that's even plausible with my disability.

  • @carlospayes
    @carlospayes 5 лет назад +352

    nobody:
    Katie: COCAINE!

  • @toetotipthatsabart5048
    @toetotipthatsabart5048 5 лет назад +213

    I always shove coins in my skin-coinpurse to improve my coot-scoot’s value

    • @Rebecca-wx4sq
      @Rebecca-wx4sq 5 лет назад +10

      i use gold coins bc the micro gold flakes that rub off enrich my value

    • @povnw8985
      @povnw8985 5 лет назад +4

      Spit them out in sequential order and then I'll be impressed.

    • @berrycake421
      @berrycake421 5 лет назад +1

      That was fuckin fantastic!!! I lmao at work.

    • @yoholup19
      @yoholup19 3 года назад +1

      Take my like and go

  • @norefunds4731
    @norefunds4731 5 лет назад +467

    A woman on the verge of death to make herself look and feel more beautiful?
    *SEEN THAT EPISODE.*

    • @dont_taze_a_bloody_gas_main
      @dont_taze_a_bloody_gas_main 5 лет назад +1

      Wich one was it Again?

    • @norefunds4731
      @norefunds4731 5 лет назад +15

      @@dont_taze_a_bloody_gas_main It was Season "Every single woman." And episode "Every goddamn day."I have it on BluRay.

    • @petitcactusamer
      @petitcactusamer 5 лет назад +4

      Pressured by men,for men -the sequel

    • @norefunds4731
      @norefunds4731 5 лет назад +2

      @@petitcactusamer Lol.
      Yeah, but I'm all about being pressured by super attractive and funny females. You seem to have those boxes pretty we checked, so I'm feeling pressured here.

  • @Theduckwebcomics
    @Theduckwebcomics 5 лет назад +32

    Love the bit about the garlic being anti-bacterial... while yeast is fungal hahaha!
    i.e. fungus and bacteria are enemies, you use bacteria derived toxins to kill fungus and vice versa. So the joke about the garlic is even better :)

  • @-4subscriberswithahammerad521
    @-4subscriberswithahammerad521 5 лет назад +278

    Every guy watching this video: yeah I can’t relate

    • @youyou2723
      @youyou2723 5 лет назад +4

      Hahahahah so True man

    • @thomasgabby6214
      @thomasgabby6214 5 лет назад +20

      Not that i cant relate, its just that... US sex education is so bad that this kind of stuff becomes prevalent...

    • @themastermason1
      @themastermason1 5 лет назад +13

      More like I don't want to relate.

    • @PulseParadox
      @PulseParadox 5 лет назад +2

      Haha true bro

    • @borischernev1814
      @borischernev1814 5 лет назад +1

      @@thomasgabby6214 and the white Knight appears xD

  • @juanpablorobayo9891
    @juanpablorobayo9891 5 лет назад +289

    Me: I'm sure glad there's not anything--
    The world: *reminds me that there's a remedy for periods that involves vaccuuming your vagina to get all the period out at once, which of course doesn't work and leads to bad injuries*
    Me: *cries into lily's garlic-scented arms*

    • @toujours4390
      @toujours4390 5 лет назад +16

      At least she will repel vampires with the garlic ...

    • @veghead05
      @veghead05 5 лет назад +1

      Oh shit.... Word...?

    • @Celeza
      @Celeza 5 лет назад +2

      You mean a menstrual extraction?

    • @masterkeuhn
      @masterkeuhn 5 лет назад +3

      @@Celeza there's that way which I believe is having a doctor do it carefully, but I knew a few girls growing up who tried it woth just an ordinary vaccum hose

    • @Celeza
      @Celeza 5 лет назад +1

      @@masterkeuhn oh yeeash

  • @perdiendomitiempo6403
    @perdiendomitiempo6403 5 лет назад +229

    I was following you until the cocaine part. Then, i just lost it

  • @TheMagnifikle
    @TheMagnifikle 5 лет назад +118

    Everyone knows that the best way to keep it clean, is to slap some flex tape on there. Nothing is getting in there now...

    • @juanpablorobayo9891
      @juanpablorobayo9891 5 лет назад +11

      Religious Fundamentalists: "Can we learn your methods please?"

    • @TheMagnifikle
      @TheMagnifikle 5 лет назад +17

      Juan Pablo Robayo now with Flex Tape clear, she can see it, but she can’t use it, like a good christian girl

    • @xpduelist1312
      @xpduelist1312 5 лет назад

      Really? No joke about someone ripping it in half...

    • @TheMagnifikle
      @TheMagnifikle 5 лет назад

      XP Duelist nah we saw it in half

    • @veghead05
      @veghead05 5 лет назад

      😂😂

  • @lizageorge8923
    @lizageorge8923 5 лет назад +46

    *My garlic tampon is a delicious garnish*

    • @toujours4390
      @toujours4390 5 лет назад +2

      I mean we do eat the placenta... What's a little naturally made garlic filled tampon then ? An appetizer maybe ?

    • @xpduelist1312
      @xpduelist1312 5 лет назад +1

      Please no...

    • @povnw8985
      @povnw8985 5 лет назад +3

      Now I want steamed clams with garlic butter.

    • @dexter111344
      @dexter111344 5 лет назад +1

      I would eat it.

  • @uinav7726
    @uinav7726 5 лет назад +150

    I'm a girl and I can totally relate with this

  • @silentjuan90
    @silentjuan90 5 лет назад +37

    2:42 sums up the video.

  • @vixvoxx
    @vixvoxx 5 лет назад +15

    You know it’s a good sketch when someone dies obscurely

  • @khaosandlightliberation1980
    @khaosandlightliberation1980 3 года назад +4

    Good name for a punk rock or grunge band: Messing with Your Minges 🤘🏻

  • @awesomestuff92
    @awesomestuff92 5 лет назад +76

    Ive never been so glad my junk is outside my body...

    • @jbluewind4727
      @jbluewind4727 5 лет назад +17

      Yeah. We get a lot of crazy information and can even feel self conscious about how it looks (there's actually a wide variety of mound shapes like chubby, peek a boo, and boney on top of all the other aesthetics, but the ones shown in media are a very specific type which can make the younger of us feel incorrect somehow). We get marketed to about products we should use for smell. Most soaps and body washes aren't actually good (or even safe!) for our privates, causing irratation, yeast infections, bacterial vaginosis, and even odor (which it is the whole point). Gals with minor latex allergies can end up always irratated after sex and not realize why. Male ejaculate can also throw off vaginal pH (due to being made specifically to protect sperm from the environment) resulting in bacterial overgrowth, odor, and other "fun" things. Sometimes we can have problems so often that our body just gives up on telling us there is a problem with pain until OOPS! that UTI is now dangerously bad so time to crank up the pain to levels that require urgent care (or even an ER).
      There's also the fact that cramps are basically like a charlie horse that just keeps happening and is inside you. The pain level varies widely from woman to woman because hormones are tricky and people are not clones. The cramps and hormones can also cause nausea and headaches or even migraines. Some of us also get cramps in our ovaries when we ovulate (especially if we have a cyst/polyp), but going on birth control has a lot of side effects (physical and psychological) and often reduces our sex drive. Bleeding varies from spotting to causing actual anemia. Using tampons (which are almost always chemically treated) can cause all sorts of irratation and issues (such as toxic shock) as can pads (especially scented). It's not fun and an area a lot of women try a lot of things to try to help.
      So what's my crazy "I do this thing and swear by it" list?
      1. Use only white, very basic soap down there (like dove or ivory). No fragrances or other irritants.
      2. DO NOT DOUCH. That's asking for trouble.
      3. Use a menstrual cup instead of a tampon. They are made of silicone and while it's messy at first (due to the learning curve), there is no danger of irritation or toxic shock.
      4. If hormonal birth control is necessary, go as low hormone as possible to avoid the worst affects. An IUD is an ordeal and can be pretty painful (especially if you've never been pregnant), but has a very small continuous dose.
      5. Pee and clean a little before and after sex/masterbation and make your partner do it too. This includes cleaning hands.
      6. Clean toys before and after use and wrap up individually in toilet paper to keep safely covered between uses (it also helps if events keep you from having the time to clean before). You can use vagina safe soap and water or a reputable well-reviewed toy cleaner that's made correctly without anything from the bad ingredients list. No jelly as they hold bacteria and smell. Nothing with phthalate because it's toxic. I personally prefer medical grade silicone, metal, or glass.
      7. Don't be shy about lube to avoid friction burn and use only pH balanced lube (rather it's water or silicone based). Try to get ones that are free of parabens, glycerin, petroleum, and such to avoid any burning or irritation (check out Oh Joy Sex Toy for more info). Brands like Ky are okay in emergencies, but NOT a long term brand.
      8. An orgasm can help with cramps, just like rubbing your calf can help with a charlie horse
      9. Take a probiotic from time to time with a variety of good bacteria which helps everything below the belt work better
      10. No shaving bald. Just a trim. It helps me avoid a friction burn and irritation from my pad.
      Trust me, we all have a list and mine is fairly tame.

    • @RUlYANG
      @RUlYANG 5 лет назад +2

      Yeah, well, how can ANYTHING help your junk if it's not inside it?

    • @nschwartz311
      @nschwartz311 5 лет назад +3

      J Bluewind listen I know this comment is 2 months old but holy shit I’m 21 and I didn’t know over half of this shit thank you

    • @unsubscribenow9052
      @unsubscribenow9052 4 года назад

      @J Bluewind um r period pants ok? idk the word for them

    • @RainAngel111
      @RainAngel111 4 года назад

      Just wait til you hear about sounding

  • @oscarmarek7746
    @oscarmarek7746 Год назад +1

    I was trying to search for this skit by typing “Collegehumor woman’s hygiene” and “Collegehumor holistic medicine.” Apparently RUclips doesn’t want to dance around the word I’ve been avoiding

  • @stocktonjoans
    @stocktonjoans 5 лет назад +20

    MOTHER OF DRAGONS! that's a big egg

  • @Caponeson1
    @Caponeson1 3 года назад +1

    That definitely should've came out with a very audible pop sound

  • @wanderlustwarrior
    @wanderlustwarrior 5 лет назад +76

    Are those liquid salads?

    • @frecklecraft
      @frecklecraft 5 лет назад +11

      ... basically yeah

    • @veghead05
      @veghead05 5 лет назад +9

      Bruh... What a cool marketing name for the next smoothie

    • @tyrellst.hilaire4653
      @tyrellst.hilaire4653 5 лет назад

      Yes but with vodka. So yeah, a salad done the right way. Vinaigrette? Nah son. Vodkagrette.

    • @wanderlustwarrior
      @wanderlustwarrior 5 лет назад

      @@veghead05 I'm just saying in previous girl talk skits (like "lick the plate"), they always had these gigantic salads that they never even touched.

  • @JD441
    @JD441 5 лет назад +2

    Lady Purse?
    I'm fucking dying.

  • @BuddyL
    @BuddyL 5 лет назад +13

    Holistics Do. Not. Work.
    On a similar note:
    Vaccinate💉
    Vaccinate💉
    Vaccinate💉

    • @chickensox6083
      @chickensox6083 5 лет назад

      Also, don’t stick anything in your body unless your doctor recommends it!

  • @brain_apostrophe_t
    @brain_apostrophe_t 4 года назад

    glad to see the sound effect library from Slither getting work

  • @anna8328
    @anna8328 5 лет назад +6

    Two body parts that clean themselves: vagina and eyes. And yes, toxic shock syndrome exists still.

  • @shaikhadnan9201
    @shaikhadnan9201 5 лет назад +6

    Yay katie. Love her actings. Bless up

  • @random_nerd8235
    @random_nerd8235 5 месяцев назад +2

    why did I decide to eat while watching this video...

  • @sammangiaracina9360
    @sammangiaracina9360 5 лет назад +24

    Um actually, worker bees are the ones that make royal jelly, which is fed to the queen bee.

    • @RashidMBey
      @RashidMBey 5 лет назад +2

      I'm just going to say what everyone's thinking. Isn't the royal jelly for humans just smegma?

    • @sammangiaracina9360
      @sammangiaracina9360 5 лет назад

      @@juanpablorobayo9891 me when I put lava in my cake to flex on people who can't digest molten rock and metal

  • @raincoatwithfrogsinthepock499
    @raincoatwithfrogsinthepock499 5 лет назад +1

    I love all the names for it. I'm using Polly Pocket from now on

  • @kacektv9405
    @kacektv9405 5 лет назад +28

    Tops,No Bottoms. But......like can a Verses still come to the funeral or what?

    • @flux3781
      @flux3781 5 лет назад +1

      What was she even talking about lol

    • @Sonic6293
      @Sonic6293 5 лет назад

      And what about sides? Are sides ok?

    • @goodguy...badrep.
      @goodguy...badrep. 5 лет назад

      Please, elaborate.

    • @Sonic6293
      @Sonic6293 5 лет назад +2

      @@goodguy...badrep. Uh, OK.
      Top- gay man who prefers to penetrate.
      Bottom- gay man who prefers to be penetrated.
      Verse/Versatile-gay man who prefers to penetrate and to be penetrated
      Side- gay man who prefers not to participate in penetrative acts

    • @goodguy...badrep.
      @goodguy...badrep. 5 лет назад +3

      Sorry I asked, but hey; Knowledge is power!

  • @nicovandermerwe2747
    @nicovandermerwe2747 5 лет назад +1

    The sad thing is those are all actual things. Stop it ladies!

  • @bDwS27
    @bDwS27 5 лет назад +21

    Remember though vaginal exfoliation stones that had a bunch of facebook ads?

    • @zahrazarqaa
      @zahrazarqaa 4 года назад

      Just reading that made me clench up ngl

  • @knightofnight842
    @knightofnight842 5 лет назад +1

    Guys, the giant egg was 300 dollars because she smuggles cocaine in it, obviously.

  • @gargamellenoir8460
    @gargamellenoir8460 5 лет назад +19

    I know those things aren't supposed to work, but damned if Katie wasn't particularly virile in that video!

  • @bamboomcpanda5987
    @bamboomcpanda5987 4 года назад +1

    I both applaud and utterly LOATHE the SFX department and writers.
    What brilliant HEATHEN said add “delicious garnish,” to the description box?

  • @blvckhudie1419
    @blvckhudie1419 5 лет назад +3

    Katie’s subtle “yes..” killed me when she pulled out that egg.

  • @ms.rstake_1211
    @ms.rstake_1211 5 лет назад +1

    Can't get enough.

  • @franck.account
    @franck.account 5 лет назад +6

    The title reminds me of this one tweet that said “ladies, PLEASE do NOT use a vacuum up there when you are on your period!! The amount of women doing this is horrific!!!!!

  • @sobertillnoon
    @sobertillnoon 5 лет назад +13

    Yes, the garlic tampon does indeed sound like a delicious garnish.

    • @0rbeez
      @0rbeez 4 года назад

      *holy music stops*

  • @nobody93920
    @nobody93920 5 лет назад +4

    Respect for using steel straws

  • @dais1151
    @dais1151 5 лет назад +2

    Boys will NOT get this sketch.

    • @ssrobs2552
      @ssrobs2552 5 лет назад

      Vie There's not much to get

  • @Phaseofftime
    @Phaseofftime 5 лет назад +13

    *To bear fruits, you gotta let the flower bloom*

  • @productivediscord5624
    @productivediscord5624 5 лет назад +6

    I imagine this to be cannon with Praying Mantis Woman.
    Trapp "The advertisers want more family friendly content."
    Katie "How about I drop more hints about cocaine and we talk about Vaginas?"

  • @murmur5579
    @murmur5579 5 лет назад +9

    “Spinach has more vitamins than cocaine “

  • @kikikyami
    @kikikyami 5 лет назад +1

    Honestly.. This is a big mood..

  • @TheAustinDelgado
    @TheAustinDelgado 5 лет назад +38

    Holy shit this was so freaking funny excellent work on this one

  • @jenna2321
    @jenna2321 4 года назад +1

    Imagine how messed up this would be if a man wrote this sketch

  • @sass2964
    @sass2964 5 лет назад +17

    Had to put down my banana smoothie while watching this 😰

  • @MikeTrieu
    @MikeTrieu 5 лет назад +1

    Whoa. New cast member! Hi, Lily 👋

  • @d0rkybebe
    @d0rkybebe 5 лет назад +9

    Uploaded 5 minutes ago. Earliest I've ever been.

  • @peterbell3199
    @peterbell3199 5 лет назад +1

    @ 2:25; well I no longer am hungry for lunch time. I think I won't need to eat for at least a week, or until I get a concussion and lose this memory.

  • @tcironbear21
    @tcironbear21 5 лет назад +23

    Dude, you should have ended the video with a quiff like sound and then a swarm of bees emerging.

    • @povnw8985
      @povnw8985 5 лет назад +3

      Probably not in the budget. Need some CG for that, but brilliant idea.

  • @MariBased
    @MariBased 5 лет назад +2

    Garlic does remove yeast infection. That's why you never add garlic into bread before baking, because that deactivates the yeast.

  • @blaiktrout376
    @blaiktrout376 5 лет назад +5

    Girly garden, minges, Polly pocket, beef taco, and clam trap

  • @OvSpP
    @OvSpP 5 лет назад +1

    What you guys don’t get is that THIS is the way they describe erectile dysfunction pills.

  • @caliveil1627
    @caliveil1627 5 лет назад +6

    The imagery I had to suffer for 4 minutes has made me consider Asexually

  • @honey6610
    @honey6610 5 лет назад +2

    It took Katie 5 secs to bring up cocaine

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 5 лет назад +3

    Aren't they more fun when they're messy? Pretty sure I saw that somewhere... there's a whole category for it there, even.

  • @eerereps
    @eerereps 5 лет назад +6

    The person who did the sound effects deserves a rise 🤣0

  • @emeanmachine6652
    @emeanmachine6652 5 лет назад

    This was a whole ass roast of gwenyth Paltrow and GOOP

  • @lovelylily3572
    @lovelylily3572 5 лет назад +7

    Why am I even subscribed to this channel? Lmao

  • @robyn_lilyy
    @robyn_lilyy 4 года назад +4

    No one:
    Americans: ERBS

  • @isscegonzalez9988
    @isscegonzalez9988 5 лет назад +5

    Good for Katie!
    Finally kicking that cocaine habit to the curb ❤️

  • @sageseeker9197
    @sageseeker9197 5 лет назад +1

    ... I just drink cranberry juice.

  • @kinsmed
    @kinsmed 5 лет назад +6

    At last, a serious conversation about the beef taco.
    (Gutsy choice for you first offerings Lily. Ballsy, I meant ballsy. I mean...)

  • @FactusCactus
    @FactusCactus 5 лет назад +7

    Boys have entered the chat.

  • @toffeeflake
    @toffeeflake 5 лет назад +4

    The first thing I realized is there using metal straws XD

  • @Nerom99
    @Nerom99 5 лет назад

    I think the best part of this sketch is all the different synonyms they've used for vaginas.

  • @thatfranny
    @thatfranny 5 лет назад +4

    Alternative ending: Jessica berating everyone and then getting TSS from a normal tampon

  • @mountmassive237
    @mountmassive237 5 лет назад +3

    😂😂😂😂😂
    The Jade egg was overkill

  • @mars9986
    @mars9986 5 лет назад +4

    Honestly, a few bags of coke up the garden works best, you feel great
    Side effects include hospital visits and your mom crying

  • @stitchhailey1963
    @stitchhailey1963 5 лет назад +11

    TODAY ON FACETIME I SAID THAT EXACT SENTENCE “no, it was $300 and i’ve never cleaned it” (talking about my womanizer premium) BUT IM SCREAMING I SKSKSKSKSKKSKSKSKSKS I SAID THAT TODAY I AM KATIE

  • @TheMusicalElitist
    @TheMusicalElitist Год назад +1

    I just want to see the pitch meeting for this sketch.

  • @noellebarnes6826
    @noellebarnes6826 5 лет назад +3

    I love that the garlic, steaming, and literal vacuum are actual things people have done LMFAO

  • @princess.peach_101
    @princess.peach_101 4 года назад +2

    Its so sad how much of a reality this is. Women’s health isnt really taught because of the stigma and radical conservatives that for some reason deny basic rights to human beings😑

  • @ehno4913
    @ehno4913 5 лет назад +5

    Why am I here....

  • @jeremiahjohnson6971
    @jeremiahjohnson6971 5 лет назад +1

    What's the difference between tampons and cowboy hats?
    Cowboy hats are for assholes

    • @ssrobs2552
      @ssrobs2552 5 лет назад

      BRYAN crypt keeper CALLEN Are you trying to tell me I'm not allowed to put a cowboy hat up my verginer? HOW DARE YOU TRY TO TELL ME WHAT I CAN DO WITH *MY* BODY, SEXIST PIG!!!

  • @Antibong
    @Antibong 5 лет назад +3

    “This is what we’re fighting for”

  • @CaKeBDA
    @CaKeBDA 5 лет назад +1

    I love the names used to discribe females special sauce tacos especially from the viewers in comments.