Weekend Update: The Devil on the Catholic Church Child Molestation Scandal - SNL

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  • Опубликовано: 9 янв 2025

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  • @justincredible3379
    @justincredible3379 10 лет назад +2733

    "Did you hear who was molested? THOUSANDS OF KIDS!" Only Sudeikis could deliver that sentence in a funny way.

    • @billfrielingsdorf6501
      @billfrielingsdorf6501 4 года назад +35

      Holy water cooler talk

    • @N-e0N
      @N-e0N 3 года назад +16

      I think Pete Davidson could've done it justice too. In fact, I thought the way he said that line was very reminiscent of Pete's style

    • @I.SQUIRT.5150.KatieSukmeov
      @I.SQUIRT.5150.KatieSukmeov 9 месяцев назад

      Funny when you realize Jason's ex Olivia Wilde is a predator.

    • @esobelisk3110
      @esobelisk3110 19 дней назад

      @@I.SQUIRT.5150.KatieSukmeov where are you getting that from? i’m genuinely asking bc i tried to look it up and couldn’t find any source making that claim.

  • @njanarun
    @njanarun 3 года назад +230

    What should church do?
    "Protect it's children, not the priest."
    Wow. What a bold statement 👏

    • @JoyMDors86
      @JoyMDors86 2 года назад +2

      Makes a good point though the kids should be protected though

  • @AshaEll
    @AshaEll 5 лет назад +2327

    That pause after "Protect the children, not the priests" deserved an amen🙌🙏. The audience's mind set

    • @matthewthomas1994
      @matthewthomas1994 4 года назад +4

      Purple Dove I don’t think I get the joke and I’ve been going over it for like half an hour now😂😂

    • @RConnickJr
      @RConnickJr 4 года назад +49

      @@matthewthomas1994 There wasn't a joke; he paused because he accidentally said "Protect the childrens", with an s, and was trying not to break

    • @matthewthomas1994
      @matthewthomas1994 4 года назад

      RConnickJr ohh, okay thank you

    • @Mrscillianmurphy19
      @Mrscillianmurphy19 4 года назад +30

      i honestly waited for applause

    • @RConnickJr
      @RConnickJr 4 года назад

      @Martin Francia What?

  • @HanzieTay
    @HanzieTay 8 лет назад +2048

    Honestly, find me one time Sudeikis wasn't great on this show. He's really a great actor!

    • @hd-xc2lz
      @hd-xc2lz 5 лет назад +2

      How about here? Utterly forgettable skit... though the writing is likely the main culprit, no idea how much input Sudeikis provided. And sorry, but of course the devil would be thrilled with child molestation, and a risk-taking darker comic would have him making the case, cheering on the pedo priests. NBC would never allow it.

    • @melodramaticplastic7082
      @melodramaticplastic7082 5 лет назад +32

      Hannah Taylor Sudeikis was the second best around this time, second only to Hader.

    • @nayswhan1022
      @nayswhan1022 4 года назад +15

      @@melodramaticplastic7082 You mean third next to Hader and Wiig being the first.

    • @melodramaticplastic7082
      @melodramaticplastic7082 4 года назад +7

      @@nayswhan1022 wiig was good. I don't know if she was better than Hader. They had her working so hard though.

    • @swishfamilyrobinson9949
      @swishfamilyrobinson9949 4 года назад +12

      h d “risk-taking darker comic” be more lame, guy

  • @silverloony1170
    @silverloony1170 4 года назад +165

    "I do plagues, okay? I do earthquakes. I do all the training for Walgreens cashiers."
    ...That makes *way* too much sense.

  • @xradical89x
    @xradical89x 3 года назад +384

    lol "that's inconvenient as hell" - not many people in the audience seemed to get that joke

    • @RmB9104
      @RmB9104 3 года назад +6

      same with "I don't get that very often"

    • @hijodelaisla275
      @hijodelaisla275 3 года назад

      Is the reaction of the audience important to you?

    • @xradical89x
      @xradical89x 3 года назад +6

      @@hijodelaisla275 it's not important to me, it's important to the actors and it's something i noticed because i found it funny

    • @hijodelaisla275
      @hijodelaisla275 3 года назад +1

      @@xradical89x OK, thanks. I'm not trying to be difficult, it's just that I've seen several comments elsewhere as well on audience reaction. It never occurs to me to pay attention unless there's something glaringly obvious about it.

  • @fionachen3493
    @fionachen3493 7 лет назад +606

    "Who's your son?" "The TMZ guy". Loooool

  • @b3blueblue
    @b3blueblue 11 лет назад +412

    This was the most serious 'joke' ever.

  • @leilamangelsdorf1285
    @leilamangelsdorf1285 4 года назад +153

    Jason Sudeikis has never been mediocre. Such an amazing actor.

  • @dairyboi7996
    @dairyboi7996 6 лет назад +2140

    I never realized just how politically charged these devil skits were. When ever he shows up it’s to show his offense at some horrible act (usually abuse) and it’s pretty much just SNL saying “yeah rapist? Abusers? Molesters? They’re worse than the actual devil, no if and or buts about it” and that can hit hard when their intended audience is religious. You can always tell when SNL’s accuracy hits home because the audience is always surprising quiet

    • @catcat5564
      @catcat5564 4 года назад +62

      I mean, the political stuff is political. But criticism of religion is entitely valid

    • @jeremywhistler2850
      @jeremywhistler2850 4 года назад +26

      I'm religious, and this doesn't offend me at all. But I do also believe that the devil is much worse than pedophilia and any other kind of evil.

    • @accountname9506
      @accountname9506 4 года назад +41

      @@jeremywhistler2850 I disagree. I'd think even the devil doesn't support that- there IS a line.

    • @jeremywhistler2850
      @jeremywhistler2850 4 года назад +14

      @@accountname9506 I don't know if you're religious, but Satan is not the root of evil, however, he is evil to an extreme extent and I do believe that he tries to hurt, manipulate, and traumatize people in all ways, including pedophilia. Satan has a part in pushing people to do the evil things that they do. He puts ideas in their head and rationalizes them and tempts them. I don't believe that he's above much of anything. He's fallen very far, but on the grand scale, all sin is evil, Satan does not weigh out each sin and decide which he supports and which he doesn't.

    • @itslexactually
      @itslexactually 4 года назад +7

      And it’s really easy to say all that, while doing exactly zero to stop it. Nobody cares about your clutched pearls, Gladys.

  • @GeneralAblon
    @GeneralAblon 4 года назад +142

    I want a Devil Sudeikis cameo in Lucifer. That could be hilarious.

  • @sailordarty9032
    @sailordarty9032 5 лет назад +459

    "Even demons and gargoyles need to know who they live with."
    Wait, I thought gargoyles were designed to scare demons away.

    • @JC-ev2ns
      @JC-ev2ns 5 лет назад +63

      The greatest trick the demons ever pulled was convincing people that gargoyles scared them

    • @bluelocimon
      @bluelocimon 4 года назад +16

      It's something like political family. They are part of the family, but you don't want to be around them

    • @hijodelaisla275
      @hijodelaisla275 3 года назад +1

      I'm waiting.

  • @zizinnnn
    @zizinnnn 5 лет назад +512

    the devil is still more wholesome in 2019

  • @matthewmcneill5320
    @matthewmcneill5320 3 года назад +34

    feel like the line "protect their children better than their priests" deserved a bigger applause

  • @xoxo3896
    @xoxo3896 9 лет назад +910

    this is hilarious every line is gold why is the audience so quiet!!!

    • @jamescagang5756
      @jamescagang5756 6 лет назад +74

      2 years late but because there's truth. and the truth is disgusting and hard to laugh about. though sudeikis made the matter lighter

    • @blueskye6372
      @blueskye6372 5 лет назад +10

      @@jamescagang5756 Agree. Very clever 👌 funny and deep. 😈😛

    • @melissat3341
      @melissat3341 5 лет назад +14

      probably in shock

    • @riaantjie8626
      @riaantjie8626 5 лет назад +6

      They are probably offended lol

    • @angelinaz78
      @angelinaz78 4 года назад +1

      The devil loves no one. God is the one exposing satanists in the church.

  • @brittanyking4155
    @brittanyking4155 4 года назад +83

    1:17 "I do plagues" so can we blame 2020 on him?

  • @Nabo42
    @Nabo42 4 года назад +58

    As a former Walgreens cashier I can verify that their training is, indeed, inspired by the devil.

  • @Rachel98246
    @Rachel98246 8 лет назад +244

    I can't actually begin to explain how much I'm in love with Jason!!

    • @hijodelaisla275
      @hijodelaisla275 3 года назад +2

      "actually"

    • @VailsMom
      @VailsMom 3 года назад +2

      Oh, Chicken…just wait. Future you is going to be SO HAPPY.

  • @greenmileyfan97
    @greenmileyfan97 5 лет назад +28

    "Who is your son?"
    "The TMZ guy" 😂😂😂

  • @chrisjames4297
    @chrisjames4297 3 года назад +77

    To use a Norm Macdonald line,
    The devil said the worst thing about the Catholic Church scandal was the hypocrisy, and i disagreed.
    I thought it was the raping

    • @fezzik7619
      @fezzik7619 3 года назад +2

      That’s not the line exactly. He was quoting his comedian friend Patton Oswalt, not the devil

    • @chrisjames4297
      @chrisjames4297 3 года назад +3

      @@fezzik7619 hahah i know that, i was just reusing the same line but here with the devil character. I see the confusion i wasnt that clear

    •  3 года назад +1

      Norm rules, but Norm fans are annoying af

  • @PINOY3EVE
    @PINOY3EVE 7 лет назад +119

    I THINK THOSE HORNS ARE JUST POINTED RED BELL PEPPERS

  • @lovelywaz
    @lovelywaz 8 лет назад +103

    Why this doesn't have millions of views?

  • @kindnessfirst9670
    @kindnessfirst9670 3 года назад +18

    "So that's inconvenient ...as hell" was the funniest line and it got no laughs.

  • @geniusjdogsports4271
    @geniusjdogsports4271 5 лет назад +48

    “Did you hear about how drunk Tracy from reception was last night”

  • @LastFanStanding12
    @LastFanStanding12 4 года назад +30

    These skits are great. I think the big joke is how friendly and reasonable Jason's devil is. I bet he gets invited to all the best parties.

  • @Rockman707
    @Rockman707 11 лет назад +151

    For one moment I am on the devil's side.

  • @elcheapo9444
    @elcheapo9444 9 лет назад +70

    "...protect its childrens"

  • @carina7901
    @carina7901 8 лет назад +38

    Seth is so adorable

  • @lauraholland6112
    @lauraholland6112 8 лет назад +295

    this is hilarious but so on the nose. So I'm from ireland and the school I go to used to be a boys boarding school run by priests. you can fill in the blanks yourself. what's disturbing is that there are still these old shower rooms up a back stairs by the office that everyone refuses to go near. Not just that, only two priests were convicted, (one's still in jail and the other's dead) the rest still live in a nursing home on the school grounds that is easily accessible by walking down a short path. I have to walk past those houses to get into school every morning. btw I am a Catholic and I found this funny.

    • @myjeevie
      @myjeevie 7 лет назад +4

      I'm a Catholic and I don't think it's funny. Not sure why you even wrote such a depressing story that is horrible, about the pain and tragedy of so many lives, and then say you think this is "hilarious." As a Catholic I find it horrific and sad that this is even considered material for comedy, considering how many children, how many people were harmed.

    • @sineadmcbride9098
      @sineadmcbride9098 5 лет назад +7

      Oh my....this is terrible!WHY are aren't the school or the authorities doing anything to protect you?They...we...are supposed to do EVERYTHING to protect children from such monsters.

    • @berilsevvalbekret772
      @berilsevvalbekret772 5 лет назад +19

      @@myjeevie because it hits harder when you tell a horrific situation in comedic light. That's why critics usually take humorous route.

    • @mikeyds0425
      @mikeyds0425 4 года назад +7

      @@myjeevie Im catholic and its sickening how the people who you're supposed to trust in do this shit and the people in charge are silence about it. I can see why many people leave the faith. Today the people running the church is not the one Christ founded. They have abandoned the teachings of Christ and the original Traditions of the church. I'm still catholic, but only because of the Eucharist and the fact that it was Christ's original church. The people in the Vatican right now. They are not the Church!

    • @RLucas3000
      @RLucas3000 4 года назад +13

      @@myjeevie The point of comedy is to shine truth under a mirthful disguise. The point of the sketch is clearly that the Church should have protected the kids and not the priests, he even says that. But like a spoon full of sugar helping the medicine go down, so can some levity help the message go down into our hearts.

  • @hamhawk2401
    @hamhawk2401 4 года назад +35

    We need to see a weekend update sketch with the devil and church lady

  • @nuclearcatbaby1131
    @nuclearcatbaby1131 4 года назад +17

    This is the Even Evil Has Standards trope.

  • @TheBigScreenPictures
    @TheBigScreenPictures 3 года назад +10

    That Damien's Law joke is way too underappreciated lmaoo

    • @bae409
      @bae409 9 месяцев назад

      Real😂😂😂

  • @keshified
    @keshified 4 года назад +31

    Model for hot sauce bottle labels never stops being funny

  • @eyelashqueen0986
    @eyelashqueen0986 3 года назад +7

    "I do trainings for the Walgreens cashiers" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Grayscale10a1
    @Grayscale10a1 10 месяцев назад +1

    the devil is the embodiment of "professionals have standards"

  • @Caroline28483
    @Caroline28483 4 года назад +17

    SNL _does_ know that it's illegal to upload all 5 seasons of Lucifer onto their RUclips account, right?

  • @goofusmaximus1482
    @goofusmaximus1482 3 года назад +7

    You know it's indisputably evil when the devil himself rebukes you for it!

  • @dlo111
    @dlo111 3 года назад +3

    "The TMZ guy!" 😆

  • @HeVn7LaO
    @HeVn7LaO 7 лет назад +64

    I miss “The Devil” skits

  • @allisondoroshewitz2763
    @allisondoroshewitz2763 5 лет назад +16

    When you realize that this is from 2013 not 2019

  • @michaelfrancis0219
    @michaelfrancis0219 6 лет назад +12

    This was funny and serious at the same time

  • @maxgnak
    @maxgnak 8 лет назад +130

    Jason in this outfit makes me really really thirsty.

  • @aashnachowdhury9270
    @aashnachowdhury9270 7 лет назад +172

    the devil needs to come back to snl, and react to Trump xD

    • @myjeevie
      @myjeevie 7 лет назад +10

      The devil needs to come back to snl and react to Hollywood's elites assaulting people sexually.

    • @tooth9047
      @tooth9047 5 лет назад +4

      @Sermon Institute For Success no, we're tired of the trump jokes
      they were funny for the first like three weeks, but it's just bashing at this point and that's getting old

    • @shahsadsaadu5817
      @shahsadsaadu5817 4 года назад

      @@tooth9047 it makes money,the same way bashing bush made money when he was president.now we can not have that anymore

  • @rideshareog
    @rideshareog 2 года назад +3

    "I train all the Walgreens cashiers."
    Clearly true.

  • @alexgosling5550
    @alexgosling5550 2 года назад +1

    0:25 love that double meaning there ahahaha

  • @MasterKaster48
    @MasterKaster48 4 года назад +6

    “Uh, who’s your son”
    Cynthia’s Garchomp

  • @michaelandrews1480
    @michaelandrews1480 3 года назад +1

    Who's your son? The TMZ Guy! 😆😆😆

  • @iluvdissheet
    @iluvdissheet 4 года назад +4

    I miss Sudeikis and Seth on SNL. Nice throwback YT recommendations

  • @914mongji
    @914mongji 6 лет назад +26

    Jason was super hot in that outfit

  • @Cococonutt
    @Cococonutt 8 лет назад +87

    Bring Seth Meyers back! The new guy just isn't...the same.

  • @WhirledPeasFursure
    @WhirledPeasFursure 3 года назад

    excellent activism.. thank you for speaking out

  • @rashedahmed1368
    @rashedahmed1368 2 года назад +1

    I do all the training for the Walgreens cashiers 😂

  • @djungelskogsn7529
    @djungelskogsn7529 Год назад +1

    Sinead O’Connor walked so Jason Sudeikis could run

  • @jasminehouston-burns1691
    @jasminehouston-burns1691 4 года назад +3

    He didn't even say the bathrooms were always out of tissue paper. He said "paper towel." Imagine the horror of always being able to wipe you ass but never dry your hands.

  • @anastasijapetrovalv
    @anastasijapetrovalv 4 года назад +2

    I do sales training for Walgreens 😂🤣😂

  • @maranatha_777
    @maranatha_777 10 лет назад +19

    This is brilliant, really!

  • @user-qn4tq2qt5m
    @user-qn4tq2qt5m 3 года назад +2

    On a jason sudeikis binge

  • @ekleamon1
    @ekleamon1 3 года назад +3

    This is the type of SNL skit I miss. Attacking but actually funny.

  • @amityislandchum
    @amityislandchum 3 года назад +1

    "Damien's Law" is an underrated joke.

  • @rebelliontrash3228
    @rebelliontrash3228 4 года назад +1

    Funny that the guy dressed as the devil is the guy who hit baby Yoda

  • @natedogg4116
    @natedogg4116 4 года назад +2

    How often is there only 88 dislikes?! This is soo good!

  • @KevinRay_man
    @KevinRay_man 4 года назад +1

    Well, this was just lovely.

  • @bonniebickett4520
    @bonniebickett4520 3 года назад

    " You're gonn have frn getting it" (Rash) lmao

  • @newlypeeledpotato4669
    @newlypeeledpotato4669 7 лет назад +27

    Did you get that rash I sent you

  • @logansfury
    @logansfury 2 года назад

    This is one of Jason's best recurring characters!

  • @DeeRumania
    @DeeRumania 10 лет назад +24

    #TeamSatan

  • @tiffaniebrooks7250
    @tiffaniebrooks7250 3 года назад

    I admit I have been switching back & forth between this and 2021!!

  • @alambster
    @alambster 3 года назад

    All the training for Walgreen cashiers 😂😂😂

  • @guineawuv
    @guineawuv 3 года назад

    "I do all the training for Walgreen's cashiers." 🤣

  • @carlamarlene2927
    @carlamarlene2927 3 года назад

    Jason you're HILARIOUS!

  • @theonionqueen3519
    @theonionqueen3519 4 года назад

    Best Update ever.

  • @kellyliles1458
    @kellyliles1458 3 года назад +5

    This has John Mulaney written all over it

  • @ankonish
    @ankonish 4 года назад +1

    Plot twist: he gave seth the rash with the handshake at the last. Major missed opportunity there

  • @doofus0123
    @doofus0123 4 года назад

    1:38 a little further away from the elevator... which is inconvenient... As Hell...
    Audience: *crickets.
    Me: That was, regarding a ratio of "funny" to "poor crowd response", completely off the charts.

  • @rivercrow5151
    @rivercrow5151 3 года назад +2

    I kind of knew this is the direction they would go with this

  • @liesadegroote8817
    @liesadegroote8817 3 года назад +1

    Petition to remake this sketch with Tom Ellis from the Netflix show 'Lucifer'! I would love to see that!

  • @LuisValo69
    @LuisValo69 3 года назад

    The great Ted Lasso!! 🙌🏻

  • @joanalorenzo6949
    @joanalorenzo6949 3 года назад

    Jason is soo freaking awesome.

  • @jefflittle8913
    @jefflittle8913 4 года назад +6

    Costume technology has advanced considerably since the John Lovett days.

    • @tonyakarp
      @tonyakarp 3 года назад +1

      Jon Lovitz is a comedic actor who was on SNL
      Jon Lovett is a former Obama whitehouse staffer, now podcaster.

  • @tavikanen
    @tavikanen 4 года назад +1

    His little bent horn lol

  • @kennatheswiftie2359
    @kennatheswiftie2359 4 года назад +5

    devil seems like a sweet person.... i'd like to be friends with the sudekis version

  • @philpritchard1737
    @philpritchard1737 3 года назад +2

    The Devil doesn't do plagues and earthquakes, God is the one who does that shit. The Devil is the good guy.

    • @zkaluf
      @zkaluf 3 года назад

      yeah I know right?

  • @maayanpraiss1541
    @maayanpraiss1541 3 года назад

    I thought the Devil’s son’s name is Jack. At least according to Sam and Dean. Iykyk

  • @psdstreloop8199
    @psdstreloop8199 3 года назад

    Well you are going to have fun getting it lol

  • @TrumbullComic
    @TrumbullComic 3 года назад +1

    I love how good natured Sudeikis' Devil is.

  • @Dawgator
    @Dawgator 4 года назад +2

    Damien’s law! 🤣

  • @wlam205
    @wlam205 3 года назад

    This humor is spot on but way before its time this so predicts how savage and on the nose che and jost are lol

  • @kindnessfirst9670
    @kindnessfirst9670 3 года назад +3

    Every time I see someone play the devil it reminds me how depressing it is that some people actually believe he's real.

  • @mwebb1495
    @mwebb1495 4 года назад +4

    I work for Walgreens, can concur Satan does train everyone.

  • @atroxarmy870
    @atroxarmy870 3 года назад

    That red suit minus the cape is fucking fly.

  • @lukerosales5879
    @lukerosales5879 4 года назад

    You know you fucked up when even the most evil being is angry.

  • @deadparrot4238
    @deadparrot4238 4 года назад +1

    i love jason sudeikis

  • @imtryingmybest673
    @imtryingmybest673 4 года назад +1

    I laughed out loud when they said his son was the tmz guy

  • @kingpin6989
    @kingpin6989 6 лет назад +8

    Hey look it's Mitt Romney!

  • @adamgarber3670
    @adamgarber3670 3 года назад

    He prepped nicely for 2020 and 2021.

  • @nadiayusuf6934
    @nadiayusuf6934 3 года назад

    From the thumbnail I thought this was the recent sketch from when he just hosted

  • @ozzieenglelewis
    @ozzieenglelewis 3 года назад

    Really good. The audience should have been howling.

  • @tatertott2390
    @tatertott2390 4 года назад

    Jason is top drawer 🤘

  • @thesoundsmith
    @thesoundsmith 4 года назад +1

    October 2020, a week before the election that MAY eliminate a madman and this bit is just as relevant.

  • @mbruntflett
    @mbruntflett 9 лет назад +7

    the tmz guy. haha

    • @Kasino80
      @Kasino80 8 лет назад +2

      Who is the tmz guy?

    • @Rougarou99
      @Rougarou99 5 лет назад +1

      He’s the guy from TMZ.